WEBVTT 00:00:27.073 --> 00:00:30.452 his grand finale! 00:00:32.287 --> 00:00:34.289 Well, his baby-grand finale. 00:00:34.289 --> 00:00:37.375 was an extra $30 to rent. 00:00:45.091 --> 00:00:46.760 Isn't it funny 00:00:46.760 --> 00:00:48.720 the same bus again? 00:00:48.720 --> 00:00:50.096 down the street, 00:00:50.096 --> 00:00:51.389 onto the roof, 00:00:51.389 --> 00:00:54.142 through a window. 00:00:54.142 --> 00:00:56.978 be late for work. 00:01:04.486 --> 00:01:05.695 Mrs. Bubkes? 00:01:09.574 --> 00:01:12.077 Good morning! 00:01:12.077 --> 00:01:15.205 I see what you're up to. 00:01:15.205 --> 00:01:16.998 Thank you. 00:01:16.998 --> 00:01:18.166 Huh? 00:01:18.166 --> 00:01:20.502 a piano on the roof. 00:01:20.502 --> 00:01:24.422 this up there as a surprise. 00:01:24.422 --> 00:01:27.217 the extra $30 for a full grand. 00:01:33.556 --> 00:01:35.517 this thing would fall! 00:01:36.726 --> 00:01:37.894 Uh-oh. 00:01:46.194 --> 00:01:49.322 And hold on tight 00:01:49.322 --> 00:01:52.659 on a wild ride 00:01:52.659 --> 00:01:56.037 And change the game 00:01:56.037 --> 00:01:59.165 All the way 00:01:59.165 --> 00:02:01.960 And all the downs, downs 00:02:01.960 --> 00:02:03.128 Around 00:02:03.128 --> 00:02:03.378 Whoa-oa-oh 00:02:03.378 --> 00:02:07.382 Whoa-oa-oh 00:02:07.382 --> 00:02:11.010 Whoa-oa-oh 00:02:11.010 --> 00:02:13.638 I got you 00:02:13.638 --> 00:02:14.973 Here we go 00:02:17.725 --> 00:02:19.519 this here last night. 00:02:19.519 --> 00:02:20.854 it fell out of my bag 00:02:20.854 --> 00:02:22.063 when I got on the bus. 00:02:22.063 --> 00:02:24.065 Well, on top of the bus. 00:02:25.900 --> 00:02:27.902 of me on there? 00:02:27.902 --> 00:02:30.029 you're my friend. 00:02:30.029 --> 00:02:31.239 It's not weird to have 00:02:31.239 --> 00:02:33.783 of pictures of your friend. 00:02:33.783 --> 00:02:36.995 thousands of pictures of me. 00:02:36.995 --> 00:02:38.955 Uh... yeah. 00:02:38.955 --> 00:02:40.248 I keep them in here. 00:02:46.963 --> 00:02:48.756 is cramped, dark, and creepy, 00:02:48.756 --> 00:02:50.258 of me anywhere. 00:02:50.258 --> 00:02:52.969 at my mom's house. 00:02:54.012 --> 00:02:55.638 As I was saying, 00:02:55.638 --> 00:02:57.015 is not weird. 00:02:57.015 --> 00:02:58.850 Nothing I do is weird. 00:03:01.978 --> 00:03:04.189 isn't in the folder 00:03:04.189 --> 00:03:05.690 "Jarvis Pics"... 00:03:05.690 --> 00:03:07.275 or "Jarvis Pics 2," 00:03:07.275 --> 00:03:09.068 or "More Jarvis Pics." 00:03:09.068 --> 00:03:11.362 called "Women Up-Close." 00:03:11.362 --> 00:03:13.198 that newsletter... 00:03:14.532 --> 00:03:16.075 an advocacy group 00:03:16.075 --> 00:03:18.578 and female entrepreneurs. 00:03:18.578 --> 00:03:20.705 Different newsletter. 00:03:23.082 --> 00:03:25.752 for women to work for. 00:03:25.752 --> 00:03:28.421 Knickknack Toys?" 00:03:29.714 --> 00:03:31.090 that Knickknack 00:03:31.090 --> 00:03:33.092 management positions. 00:03:33.092 --> 00:03:34.385 This is terrible! 00:03:34.385 --> 00:03:36.763 photo of me. 00:03:37.972 --> 00:03:39.224 a real issue! 00:03:40.683 --> 00:03:42.227 something about this. 00:03:42.227 --> 00:03:45.939 a new photo. 00:03:45.939 --> 00:03:47.023 this thing 00:03:47.023 --> 00:03:49.275 by a lot of ladies. 00:03:54.197 --> 00:03:56.282 Hello? 00:03:56.282 --> 00:03:57.867 Hello? 00:03:57.867 --> 00:03:59.035 Aster! 00:03:59.035 --> 00:04:00.286 this looks like, 00:04:00.286 --> 00:04:01.621 a talking car. 00:04:01.621 --> 00:04:03.498 and I'm trapped in here. 00:04:03.498 --> 00:04:05.708 clearing that up. 00:04:12.840 --> 00:04:15.677 and realized I was wrong. 00:04:15.677 --> 00:04:17.720 as a bad picture of me. 00:04:19.472 --> 00:04:20.932 that maybe they're right. 00:04:20.932 --> 00:04:22.350 to have someone else 00:04:22.350 --> 00:04:23.768 to help me run this place. 00:04:23.768 --> 00:04:26.396 I'll do it! 00:04:26.396 --> 00:04:27.689 It's got to be a woman. 00:04:27.689 --> 00:04:29.983 I'll-- 00:04:29.983 --> 00:04:32.986 think about it. 00:04:32.986 --> 00:04:34.320 promote a woman? 00:04:34.320 --> 00:04:35.613 Yeah. 00:04:35.613 --> 00:04:37.323 would be invaluable. 00:04:37.323 --> 00:04:39.158 at who's buying our toys, 00:04:39.158 --> 00:04:40.410 it's half girls. 00:04:40.410 --> 00:04:41.995 Half-girls? 00:04:41.995 --> 00:04:44.247 We sell toys to mermaids? 00:04:45.832 --> 00:04:47.500 Anyway... 00:04:48.876 --> 00:04:50.878 one of the women working here 00:04:50.878 --> 00:04:52.171 our new Vice President. 00:04:52.171 --> 00:04:54.173 That's great! 00:04:54.173 --> 00:04:55.383 So I thought long and hard 00:04:55.383 --> 00:04:56.884 to be my partner, 00:04:56.884 --> 00:04:58.344 close by my side 00:04:58.344 --> 00:04:59.887 for all those working dinners, 00:04:59.887 --> 00:05:01.097 late nights, 00:05:01.097 --> 00:05:03.182 and occasional weekends... 00:05:03.182 --> 00:05:05.101 how this goes. 00:05:05.101 --> 00:05:06.894 Congratulations, Geneva. 00:05:07.061 --> 00:05:10.023 than you'd think. 00:05:10.023 --> 00:05:12.025 It's not Geneva. 00:05:12.025 --> 00:05:13.735 some meaningless promotion. 00:05:13.735 --> 00:05:15.695 Suit yourself. 00:05:16.946 --> 00:05:18.448 position 00:05:18.448 --> 00:05:20.116 who's worked the hardest, 00:05:20.116 --> 00:05:21.451 contributed the most, 00:05:21.451 --> 00:05:23.328 leadership potential. 00:05:23.328 --> 00:05:25.747 the right choice. 00:05:25.747 --> 00:05:27.206 I know I am. 00:05:27.206 --> 00:05:29.167 Mrs. Bubkes! 00:05:31.336 --> 00:05:33.421 Beauty pageant? 00:05:33.421 --> 00:05:36.507 our new vice president. 00:05:36.507 --> 00:05:38.134 Ohh! 00:05:39.510 --> 00:05:41.596 Ohh... 00:05:47.769 --> 00:05:49.729 office, Mrs. Bubkes. 00:05:49.729 --> 00:05:52.065 your own monster chair. 00:05:52.065 --> 00:05:53.566 mixed up with mine, 00:05:53.566 --> 00:05:54.942 we used a different monster. 00:06:02.075 --> 00:06:04.744 I love it. 00:06:04.744 --> 00:06:06.537 Mrs. Bubkes. 00:06:06.537 --> 00:06:09.082 Yeah, no kidding. 00:06:09.082 --> 00:06:11.167 vacuuming. 00:06:12.710 --> 00:06:14.754 will report to you now. 00:06:14.754 --> 00:06:16.130 is gonna tell us 00:06:16.130 --> 00:06:17.298 what to do now. 00:06:17.298 --> 00:06:18.383 Fantastic. 00:06:18.383 --> 00:06:21.302 It is fantastic! 00:06:22.720 --> 00:06:24.013 And, Mrs. Bubkes, 00:06:24.013 --> 00:06:26.474 of choosing our next big toy. 00:06:28.226 --> 00:06:30.061 Makes sense. After all, 00:06:30.061 --> 00:06:31.229 more about toys 00:06:31.229 --> 00:06:32.230 who was a kid, 00:06:32.230 --> 00:06:34.649 like, 1,000 years ago? 00:06:34.649 --> 00:06:36.234 Huh. You know, 00:06:36.234 --> 00:06:38.152 that would make sense, 00:06:38.152 --> 00:06:39.570 that way... 00:06:39.570 --> 00:06:41.197 it so does! 00:06:46.494 --> 00:06:48.663 a great toy idea. 00:06:48.663 --> 00:06:50.748 on an old favourite-- 00:06:50.748 --> 00:06:52.917 fake fake vomit. 00:06:54.210 --> 00:06:56.045 you're buying fake vomit, 00:06:56.045 --> 00:06:57.213 but when you open the package, 00:06:57.213 --> 00:06:59.841 with real vomit. 00:06:59.841 --> 00:07:02.218 my idea during lunch. 00:07:02.218 --> 00:07:04.220 "Mr. Potato... Chip." 00:07:04.220 --> 00:07:06.681 parts into it 00:07:06.681 --> 00:07:08.266 and make a new friend. 00:07:09.684 --> 00:07:11.227 How about a toy 00:07:11.227 --> 00:07:13.688 who actually deserve them? 00:07:19.819 --> 00:07:21.446 it doesn't do anything, 00:07:21.446 --> 00:07:22.613 I call it... 00:07:22.613 --> 00:07:25.366 "Serious Putty." 00:07:25.366 --> 00:07:26.367 You know those paper dolls 00:07:26.367 --> 00:07:27.952 when we were... 00:07:27.952 --> 00:07:30.163 up early this morning? 00:07:30.163 --> 00:07:33.207 if we made them full-sized. 00:07:33.207 --> 00:07:35.209 someone wearing an ugly outfit, 00:07:35.209 --> 00:07:36.210 you can just put one on them. 00:07:42.675 --> 00:07:44.677 has decided whose idea 00:07:44.677 --> 00:07:45.970 will be our next big toy. 00:07:45.970 --> 00:07:47.638 Well, I'm out. 00:07:47.638 --> 00:07:50.349 is a pretty small toy. 00:07:51.684 --> 00:07:54.020 in this mug for nothing. 00:07:54.020 --> 00:07:56.355 That's my mug! 00:07:57.482 --> 00:07:59.400 And my lunch! 00:08:00.735 --> 00:08:02.737 So? Whose idea did you pick? 00:08:02.737 --> 00:08:06.282 ...Interesting ideas... 00:08:09.285 --> 00:08:11.078 Piper! 00:08:11.078 --> 00:08:12.497 Wait. 00:08:12.497 --> 00:08:13.581 Did you just say... 00:08:15.791 --> 00:08:16.959 "Piper?" 00:08:19.128 --> 00:08:20.922 ...Snowball shooter. 00:08:20.922 --> 00:08:22.298 you fill with water 00:08:22.298 --> 00:08:23.299 and it fires snowballs! 00:08:23.299 --> 00:08:25.301 fights all year. 00:08:26.761 --> 00:08:29.764 a long snowball fight. 00:08:32.433 --> 00:08:34.602 the snowball shooter to you. 00:08:34.602 --> 00:08:37.813 ...In your computer. 00:08:37.813 --> 00:08:41.192 ...Many pictures of Jarvis. 00:08:42.527 --> 00:08:44.487 You went into my computer? 00:08:44.487 --> 00:08:45.947 You can't do that! 00:08:45.947 --> 00:08:47.448 my computer too. 00:08:47.448 --> 00:08:50.535 of Jarvis. 00:08:51.661 --> 00:08:53.663 The point is, 00:08:53.663 --> 00:08:54.872 gonna be a great toy. 00:08:54.872 --> 00:08:55.873 You're a genius... 00:08:55.873 --> 00:08:57.083 Well, thanks. I-- 00:08:57.083 --> 00:08:58.918 ...Mrs. Bubkes. 00:09:02.838 --> 00:09:05.883 new snowball shooter is ready. 00:09:05.883 --> 00:09:07.260 Presenting... 00:09:07.260 --> 00:09:08.844 Brrrzooka! 00:09:08.844 --> 00:09:10.471 this thing works. 00:09:18.938 --> 00:09:21.107 It works. 00:09:21.107 --> 00:09:22.733 Hey, hey, hey! 00:09:22.733 --> 00:09:25.403 the product tester. 00:09:25.403 --> 00:09:27.613 you're right. 00:09:34.620 --> 00:09:36.664 It works. 00:09:37.790 --> 00:09:39.458 Great job, Mrs. Bubkes. 00:09:39.458 --> 00:09:40.960 Once we unveil Brrrzooka, 00:09:40.960 --> 00:09:43.045 to toy stores. 00:09:44.463 --> 00:09:46.757 running for their lives, 00:09:46.757 --> 00:09:48.342 a little adjustment 00:09:48.342 --> 00:09:50.636 to the temperature regulator. 00:09:52.513 --> 00:09:55.891 to an exciting Knickknack event, 00:09:55.891 --> 00:09:57.893 to an amazing new toy-- 00:09:57.893 --> 00:10:00.479 Brrrzooka! 00:10:03.107 --> 00:10:04.900 to decide 00:10:04.900 --> 00:10:06.777 this exciting new toy on, 00:10:06.777 --> 00:10:08.362 when we thought... 00:10:08.362 --> 00:10:10.698 of you kids? 00:10:10.698 --> 00:10:13.034 Yay! 00:10:14.118 --> 00:10:16.120 Mrs. Bubkes? 00:10:22.168 --> 00:10:23.002 Those are icicles! 00:10:23.002 --> 00:10:24.670 Mrs. Bubkes, 00:10:24.670 --> 00:10:26.005 away from the crowd! 00:10:26.005 --> 00:10:28.299 Okay. 00:10:34.221 --> 00:10:36.641 This is my good shirt. 00:10:39.060 --> 00:10:41.854 Mwahahahaha... 00:10:42.980 --> 00:10:45.566 Mwahahahaha! 00:10:50.279 --> 00:10:52.156 Mrs. Bubkes? 00:10:52.156 --> 00:10:54.408 It's pretty obvious. 00:10:55.743 --> 00:10:58.079 about her new promotion. 00:11:02.667 --> 00:11:04.752 Mwahahahaha... 00:11:10.716 --> 00:11:14.387 get credit for my idea. 00:11:14.387 --> 00:11:17.431 should turn the Brrrzooka 00:11:17.431 --> 00:11:20.267 into a brrr-tastrophe! 00:11:20.267 --> 00:11:22.478 on my evil-speak. 00:11:22.478 --> 00:11:24.021 "Brrragedy..." 00:11:24.021 --> 00:11:25.606 "Brrrbacle..." 00:11:25.606 --> 00:11:26.816 "Brrrsaster..." 00:11:26.816 --> 00:11:28.192 "Brrrsaster!" 00:11:28.192 --> 00:11:29.902 That's not bad. 00:11:29.902 --> 00:11:32.279 Mwahahahaha. 00:11:32.279 --> 00:11:33.698 Mwahaha-- 00:11:37.451 --> 00:11:40.287 about your promotion. 00:11:40.287 --> 00:11:41.914 about it too. 00:11:41.914 --> 00:11:43.541 we're all happy. 00:11:43.541 --> 00:11:45.126 Mwahahahaha. 00:11:45.126 --> 00:11:46.585 Mwahahahaha. 00:11:46.585 --> 00:11:47.670 Mwahahahaha... 00:11:50.840 --> 00:11:53.509 to an exciting Knickknack event, 00:11:53.509 --> 00:11:57.138 to an amazing new toy... 00:11:57.138 --> 00:11:59.056 Brrrzooka! 00:12:02.893 --> 00:12:04.228 to decide 00:12:04.228 --> 00:12:06.605 this exciting new toy on, 00:12:06.605 --> 00:12:08.357 when we thought... 00:12:08.357 --> 00:12:09.775 you kids? 00:12:09.775 --> 00:12:12.111 Yay! 00:12:13.446 --> 00:12:17.366 and distorts] 00:12:19.869 --> 00:12:21.454 What have I done? 00:12:21.454 --> 00:12:22.163 Mrs. Bubkes? 00:12:22.163 --> 00:12:23.289 Wait! You can't do this. 00:12:23.289 --> 00:12:24.457 Why not? 00:12:24.457 --> 00:12:27.209 Uh... you just can't! 00:12:27.209 --> 00:12:29.670 going on here. 00:12:29.670 --> 00:12:33.048 delighted laugh in my office, 00:12:33.048 --> 00:12:35.342 for Mrs. Bubkes. 00:12:35.342 --> 00:12:37.887 of her promotion. 00:12:37.887 --> 00:12:39.305 Well, yeah. 00:12:39.305 --> 00:12:43.309 I was hiding it all that well. 00:12:43.309 --> 00:12:45.853 Mrs. Bubkes's presentation. 00:12:45.853 --> 00:12:47.938 Well, I'm sorry, Piper. 00:12:47.938 --> 00:12:47.980 her moment to shine. 00:12:47.980 --> 00:12:49.857 her moment to shine. 00:12:51.859 --> 00:12:53.861 I can't let that happen. 00:12:53.861 --> 00:12:54.987 Knox? 00:12:57.823 --> 00:12:59.408 what to do. 00:13:03.829 --> 00:13:05.998 Now do you know what to do? 00:13:08.042 --> 00:13:10.377 to get back on that roof! 00:13:11.629 --> 00:13:12.755 the delay, everyone. 00:13:12.755 --> 00:13:15.633 demonstrate the Brrrzooka. 00:13:15.633 --> 00:13:16.842 Mrs. Bubkes? 00:13:20.012 --> 00:13:21.472 Piper! What are you doing? 00:13:21.472 --> 00:13:21.597 Piper! What are you doing? 00:13:21.597 --> 00:13:22.598 What's wrong with you? 00:13:22.598 --> 00:13:24.600 demonstrate this toy! 00:13:24.600 --> 00:13:26.268 It's not gonna work properly! 00:13:26.268 --> 00:13:28.437 It'll be a brrrsaster! 00:13:28.854 --> 00:13:30.689 is mildly clever, 00:13:30.689 --> 00:13:31.899 you need to stop. 00:13:31.899 --> 00:13:33.901 oversee this toy 00:13:33.901 --> 00:13:35.861 it won't work. 00:13:38.531 --> 00:13:39.907 Jarvis! No-o-o-o! 00:13:43.118 --> 00:13:46.372 See? It works brrrfectly. 00:13:55.214 --> 00:13:59.093 boing-boing-boing-boing...] 00:14:01.053 --> 00:14:02.638 The Brrrzooka works. 00:14:02.638 --> 00:14:04.056 Why wouldn't it? 00:14:04.056 --> 00:14:05.724 Because I kind of 00:14:05.724 --> 00:14:07.852 the temperature regulator. 00:14:07.852 --> 00:14:10.229 I made it warmer. 00:14:10.229 --> 00:14:12.106 Warmer? 00:14:12.106 --> 00:14:14.066 shot water. 00:14:14.066 --> 00:14:16.360 a run-of-the-mill water gun 00:14:16.360 --> 00:14:17.528 and a huge embarrassment. 00:14:17.528 --> 00:14:20.239 But that didn't happen. 00:14:20.239 --> 00:14:23.075 and set it too cold. 00:14:23.075 --> 00:14:24.910 would've fired icicles 00:14:24.910 --> 00:14:27.079 at those innocent children. 00:14:27.079 --> 00:14:29.123 Piper, you saved the day. 00:14:29.123 --> 00:14:30.541 I did? 00:14:30.541 --> 00:14:32.751 You did! 00:14:32.751 --> 00:14:33.961 And you didn't tell me 00:14:33.961 --> 00:14:36.005 to make Mrs. Bubkes look good 00:14:36.005 --> 00:14:38.257 let her take the credit. 00:14:38.257 --> 00:14:40.301 You got me. 00:14:41.802 --> 00:14:43.637 I thought you were jealous. 00:14:43.637 --> 00:14:45.264 That's just not you. 00:14:45.264 --> 00:14:47.266 No, it is not. 00:14:48.601 --> 00:14:50.978 got hit by an icicle. 00:14:50.978 --> 00:14:52.438 That thing fires icicles? 00:15:04.700 --> 00:15:07.328 the Vice President mop? 00:15:07.328 --> 00:15:08.829 I decided Mrs. Bubkes 00:15:08.829 --> 00:15:10.581 upper management material. 00:15:10.581 --> 00:15:12.374 cleaning anyway. 00:15:12.374 --> 00:15:13.918 hearing a lot more 00:15:13.918 --> 00:15:18.380 mwahahaha, mwahahaha..." 00:15:18.380 --> 00:15:19.590 laugh 00:15:19.590 --> 00:15:23.052 doing what she loves. 00:15:23.052 --> 00:15:25.387 we're back to having 00:15:25.387 --> 00:15:27.389 in positions of authority. 00:15:27.389 --> 00:15:27.431 in positions of authority. 00:15:27.431 --> 00:15:29.058 Actually, no. 00:15:29.058 --> 00:15:30.434 give the promotion 00:15:30.434 --> 00:15:31.727 who really deserves it. 00:15:31.894 --> 00:15:33.312 go put Piper's name 00:15:33.312 --> 00:15:35.356 office?" 00:15:37.316 --> 00:15:39.485 I know. 00:15:39.485 --> 00:15:42.154 my things to my new office. 00:15:47.576 --> 00:15:52.247 broke every rule in the book. 00:15:52.247 --> 00:15:54.458 It's not my fault. 00:15:54.458 --> 00:15:56.460 to read a book. 00:15:56.460 --> 00:15:58.337 an experimental talking car 00:15:58.337 --> 00:16:00.339 designed to fight crime 00:16:00.339 --> 00:16:02.633 in a horrible accident. 00:16:02.633 --> 00:16:04.343 What, now? 00:16:05.594 --> 00:16:07.346 to a desk... 00:16:07.346 --> 00:16:08.722 and he's the desk. 00:16:08.722 --> 00:16:10.641 the streets of crime... 00:16:10.641 --> 00:16:12.643 while staying off the streets. 00:16:13.644 --> 00:16:14.853 Will you get that? 00:16:14.853 --> 00:16:17.606 I always get it. 00:16:21.735 --> 00:16:23.654 I'm P. Everett Knickknack. 00:16:23.654 --> 00:16:24.947 The "P" stands for... 00:16:24.947 --> 00:16:26.573 "...Premiering this fall."