WEBVTT 00:00:02.924 --> 00:00:03.967 Did you get the eclairs? 00:00:04.009 --> 00:00:05.927 I did, but they only had three left, 00:00:05.927 --> 00:00:08.972 and I had to cut in front of an old woman to get those. 00:00:11.975 --> 00:00:14.310 Well, I just won't have one. 00:00:14.352 --> 00:00:16.146 No, no, no, no. I won't have one. 00:00:16.187 --> 00:00:17.814 You and Dewey can split one. 00:00:17.856 --> 00:00:19.899 That's not fair to Dewey. 00:00:20.859 --> 00:00:21.818 Forget it. 00:00:21.860 --> 00:00:24.029 We'll just let the boys have them. 00:00:32.954 --> 00:00:34.539 False alarm. 00:01:04.611 --> 00:01:06.029 As near as I can figure, 00:01:06.071 --> 00:01:07.822 my school was created for the sole purpose 00:01:07.864 --> 00:01:09.365 of making me miserable. 00:01:09.407 --> 00:01:12.494 Today in Krelboyne class, we start Medieval Week. 00:01:14.496 --> 00:01:15.580 Where's your jester costume? 00:01:15.622 --> 00:01:17.582 In my backpack. I'll wear it at school. 00:01:17.624 --> 00:01:19.084 Put it on. 00:01:19.125 --> 00:01:22.420 I didn't stay up all night making it for my health. 00:01:27.008 --> 00:01:29.844 Bells-- oh, I forgot the bells. 00:01:29.928 --> 00:01:31.012 You look so adorable. 00:01:31.096 --> 00:01:32.847 You know what I love about Medieval Week? 00:01:32.847 --> 00:01:34.516 Is that you can spot the Krelboynes 00:01:34.516 --> 00:01:37.519 from super far away, and they jingle when you hit them. 00:01:37.519 --> 00:01:38.520 Reese. 00:01:38.520 --> 00:01:41.022 Leave your brother alone. 00:01:41.689 --> 00:01:43.483 Although you are asking for it. 00:01:44.818 --> 00:01:46.486 Okay, ready? 00:01:46.528 --> 00:01:48.029 Ready? 00:01:49.864 --> 00:01:51.449 Come here. 00:01:51.491 --> 00:01:54.035 Why don't you just put a bull's-eye on my chest 00:01:54.035 --> 00:01:55.078 and get it over with? 00:01:55.120 --> 00:01:56.412 Oh, you look fine. 00:01:56.454 --> 00:01:58.581 And Reese will tell me if you take these off. 00:02:03.461 --> 00:02:06.631 When I was six, I dove in a pool and my trunks came off. 00:02:06.673 --> 00:02:08.633 God, I wish I was there right now. 00:02:08.675 --> 00:02:11.636 All right, children, it's time to begin the harvest dance. 00:02:11.678 --> 00:02:15.348 I'd demonstrate myself, but being in my third trimester, 00:02:15.390 --> 00:02:16.641 I don't want to risk 00:02:16.683 --> 00:02:20.103 the placenta separating from my uterine wall. 00:02:21.146 --> 00:02:22.605 Oh, come on. 00:02:22.647 --> 00:02:23.773 We studied this. 00:02:23.815 --> 00:02:26.651 There's nothing dirty about the miracle of life. 00:02:26.693 --> 00:02:29.070 And we should all be able to discuss this openly. 00:02:29.154 --> 00:02:30.572 Who's the father? 00:02:30.572 --> 00:02:32.907 Does he... work here? 00:02:32.991 --> 00:02:34.450 All right, you know, I told you 00:02:34.492 --> 00:02:37.453 we are not playing this game again. 00:02:37.495 --> 00:02:40.248 All right, everyone, gather their dance props, please. 00:02:40.248 --> 00:02:42.750 Dabney, don't forget you have a dentist appointment. 00:02:47.589 --> 00:02:49.507 Okay. 00:02:49.549 --> 00:02:53.595 Your Holiness, would you start the *-- as in happy-- 00:02:53.595 --> 00:02:55.096 Harvest Procession? 00:02:56.681 --> 00:02:59.267 Let's... kick it. 00:03:20.747 --> 00:03:23.291 Dabney has three dentist appointments every week. 00:03:23.333 --> 00:03:24.751 His teeth look fine to me. 00:03:24.792 --> 00:03:26.878 He's not going to the dentist. 00:03:26.920 --> 00:03:28.713 He's going to the "dentist." 00:03:28.755 --> 00:03:31.674 It's a secret code for the school therapist. 00:03:34.719 --> 00:03:37.305 How come you know that? You see the shrink, too? 00:03:37.305 --> 00:03:39.098 Yes, I'm currently seeing Ms. Gilbert. 00:03:39.140 --> 00:03:40.892 My mother and stepfather suggested it 00:03:40.934 --> 00:03:42.435 as a preemptive strike 00:03:42.477 --> 00:03:44.312 against my anger displacement tendencies. 00:03:44.312 --> 00:03:47.815 But ultimately, therapy was my decision. 00:03:47.815 --> 00:03:51.152 Not theirs... mine. 00:03:51.152 --> 00:03:53.655 It was voluntary. 00:03:53.655 --> 00:03:54.656 Okay. 00:03:54.656 --> 00:03:55.657 Yes, I am! 00:03:55.657 --> 00:03:58.826 My fear of rejection is virtually gone, 00:03:58.826 --> 00:04:01.996 and my self-worth is at an all-time high. 00:04:04.874 --> 00:04:07.377 I really think you're going to like laundry duty, Francis. 00:04:07.460 --> 00:04:11.005 Basically, you wash it, you dry it, you fold it. 00:04:11.047 --> 00:04:13.007 You want me to go through that again? 00:04:13.049 --> 00:04:14.342 No, twice was good. 00:04:14.384 --> 00:04:16.678 Actually, I don't mind doing laundry. 00:04:16.678 --> 00:04:18.680 Mom always thought she was punishing me, 00:04:18.680 --> 00:04:22.225 but I always found it relaxing. 00:04:22.267 --> 00:04:23.768 Geez, this detergent is awful. 00:04:23.810 --> 00:04:26.813 This is way too coarse for our cotton blends. 00:04:26.854 --> 00:04:28.147 Wasn't this stuff banned? 00:04:28.189 --> 00:04:29.774 Yeah, this is what we use. 00:04:29.816 --> 00:04:32.819 You see, there is an arrangement with the distributor. 00:04:32.860 --> 00:04:34.779 We take this crappy soap off his hands, 00:04:34.821 --> 00:04:37.699 and, uh, he makes it worth our while. 00:04:37.740 --> 00:04:40.285 The Alabama Opera? 00:04:40.326 --> 00:04:41.703 There's plenty more where that came from. 00:04:41.786 --> 00:04:42.996 No thanks. 00:04:43.037 --> 00:04:44.789 Opera's not your thing. 00:04:44.831 --> 00:04:46.207 That's fine. 00:04:46.291 --> 00:04:48.167 This guy's got connections. 00:04:48.209 --> 00:04:51.212 Cords of firewood, tractor show, 00:04:51.296 --> 00:04:53.006 free burgers from Churchill's when you buy a burger 00:04:53.047 --> 00:04:54.632 of equal or greater value. 00:04:54.674 --> 00:04:56.718 Don't you think Marlin Academy is hard enough 00:04:56.718 --> 00:04:58.594 without our own guys selling us out? 00:04:58.678 --> 00:04:59.887 I mean, look at these. 00:04:59.929 --> 00:05:02.056 You ever heard of fabric softener? 00:05:02.056 --> 00:05:03.182 These sheets are like 00:05:03.224 --> 00:05:04.684 sleeping on straw. 00:05:04.726 --> 00:05:07.020 Hey, it was good enough for the baby Jesus. 00:05:07.061 --> 00:05:08.730 Get out. 00:05:16.529 --> 00:05:16.696 Where are my cooling racks? 00:05:16.696 --> 00:05:18.197 Where are my cooling racks? 00:05:18.239 --> 00:05:19.824 I know I put them in here. What a mess! 00:05:19.866 --> 00:05:20.867 Honey, please. 00:05:20.908 --> 00:05:22.076 I'll go to the store, 00:05:22.118 --> 00:05:23.119 and I'll buy you new cooling racks. 00:05:23.161 --> 00:05:24.537 No! I want to find these. 00:05:24.579 --> 00:05:26.372 And when I do, we are all going to clean out 00:05:26.414 --> 00:05:27.832 this disaster of a closet. 00:05:27.874 --> 00:05:29.584 It's going to be our new family project. 00:05:29.625 --> 00:05:31.627 We never finished our last family project. 00:05:31.669 --> 00:05:33.921 Because it's in here, under two tons of crap. 00:05:38.426 --> 00:05:40.345 Your dentist appointment, Lloyd? 00:05:40.386 --> 00:05:42.305 My teeth feel fine today, Caroline. 00:05:42.347 --> 00:05:44.349 I like myself. 00:05:45.391 --> 00:05:48.561 Oh, who am I kidding? 00:05:49.270 --> 00:05:50.772 Great news! 00:05:50.772 --> 00:05:54.901 We have been granted permission to perform the harvest dance 00:05:54.942 --> 00:05:56.778 at the all-school assembly today. 00:05:58.571 --> 00:06:00.990 And fruit will be handed out to the student body 00:06:01.074 --> 00:06:02.784 in case they want to join in. 00:06:04.744 --> 00:06:06.120 Okay, everyone get in their circles, 00:06:06.120 --> 00:06:07.455 and... 00:06:16.798 --> 00:06:18.925 Sorry! Damn! 00:06:18.966 --> 00:06:20.134 Stupid! 00:06:20.134 --> 00:06:21.344 I can't do it! 00:06:21.386 --> 00:06:23.054 I'm stupid and I'm terrible! 00:06:23.096 --> 00:06:25.139 I * at everything! 00:06:25.181 --> 00:06:27.350 And I'm fat! 00:06:30.436 --> 00:06:31.729 Okay, you just get comfortable. 00:06:31.771 --> 00:06:33.022 We'll talk when you're ready. 00:06:33.064 --> 00:06:34.107 Thank you, Ms. Gilbert. 00:06:34.148 --> 00:06:35.983 Okay, so I faked it. 00:06:36.025 --> 00:06:37.443 But with the family I have, 00:06:37.485 --> 00:06:40.363 it would've only been a matter of time anyway. 00:06:50.498 --> 00:06:53.292 We should probably talk a little now. Do we have to? 00:06:53.334 --> 00:06:56.212 Well, that's sort of why you're here. 00:06:57.547 --> 00:06:59.549 That *! Where'd that flamethrower come from? 00:06:59.590 --> 00:07:00.341 Malcolm, 00:07:00.383 --> 00:07:02.468 I want you to feel relaxed here. 00:07:02.510 --> 00:07:05.054 Now, school's really stressful and can be pretty demanding. 00:07:05.054 --> 00:07:06.514 This could be... 00:07:06.556 --> 00:07:09.058 this could be a safe place for you to unwind. 00:07:09.100 --> 00:07:12.270 Not the face! Not the face! 00:07:14.272 --> 00:07:17.400 Could I... unwind... four or five times a week? 00:07:17.400 --> 00:07:19.694 Maybe. What would we talk about? 00:07:19.735 --> 00:07:21.237 I don't know where to begin. 00:07:21.279 --> 00:07:23.239 I really don't. 00:07:23.281 --> 00:07:25.616 Well, that was quite an episode you had in class. 00:07:25.658 --> 00:07:27.452 Did you want to talk about that? 00:07:27.493 --> 00:07:28.411 No. 00:07:28.411 --> 00:07:29.871 You'll just think it's stupid. 00:07:29.912 --> 00:07:33.499 Nothing you ever say in here will be stupid. 00:07:33.541 --> 00:07:35.793 But all I ever do is make mistakes. 00:07:35.835 --> 00:07:40.256 I feel like I don't even deserve to beat my own high score. 00:07:40.298 --> 00:07:42.508 Oh, yes, you do, Malcolm. 00:07:42.550 --> 00:07:43.801 Thank you so much. 00:07:43.843 --> 00:07:46.053 The tricky part is, I need to keep this up 00:07:46.095 --> 00:07:48.222 without being put on medication. 00:07:49.056 --> 00:07:52.018 Underpants! In a closet! 00:07:52.059 --> 00:07:54.270 Human underpants! 00:07:54.312 --> 00:07:56.731 I must not threaten you people enough! 00:07:56.772 --> 00:07:58.524 Oh, my Lord. 00:07:58.566 --> 00:07:59.901 Skittles! 00:08:01.777 --> 00:08:05.239 You've been missing for years. 00:08:05.281 --> 00:08:06.657 You missed a great assembly. 00:08:06.741 --> 00:08:08.159 I can't believe it. 00:08:08.242 --> 00:08:10.661 They actually gave us fruit to throw at the Krelboynes. 00:08:10.745 --> 00:08:12.622 What were they thinking? 00:08:12.663 --> 00:08:15.249 Don't you ever get tired of making their lives miserable? 00:08:15.291 --> 00:08:17.960 Nope. Besides, I want them to remember who's boss. 00:08:17.960 --> 00:08:20.463 When they're living in their mansions 00:08:20.463 --> 00:08:21.672 with their supermodel wives, 00:08:21.756 --> 00:08:23.132 they're going to know-- 00:08:23.132 --> 00:08:25.635 the guy cleaning their pool kicked their *. 00:08:25.676 --> 00:08:26.636 Hey. 00:08:26.677 --> 00:08:28.679 I had six tomatoes with your name on them. 00:08:28.763 --> 00:08:30.139 Where were you? 00:08:30.139 --> 00:08:32.141 None of your business. 00:08:32.183 --> 00:08:33.476 Maybe it's Mom's business. 00:08:33.476 --> 00:08:34.810 I ditched to go to the arcade. 00:08:34.852 --> 00:08:35.728 Don't tell Mom. 00:08:35.770 --> 00:08:36.896 The arcade's closed. 00:08:36.938 --> 00:08:39.106 Not the one at the mall. 00:08:39.148 --> 00:08:40.650 Wait a minute... 00:08:42.610 --> 00:08:45.488 I can smell my own breath. 00:08:47.865 --> 00:08:50.576 You throw the ball around the post; 00:08:50.618 --> 00:08:54.789 it swings back and knocks down the pins, okay? 00:08:54.830 --> 00:08:56.165 I was good. 00:08:56.207 --> 00:08:57.750 I was real good. 00:08:57.792 --> 00:08:59.252 All right, now, don't be upset 00:08:59.293 --> 00:09:03.714 if the first time you throw it, nothing hap... 00:09:03.756 --> 00:09:04.840 Wow! 00:09:04.882 --> 00:09:07.051 That was... that was a flopper! 00:09:07.134 --> 00:09:09.679 Ooh, man! Oh, man! 00:09:09.720 --> 00:09:11.722 That was, that was a lucky shot, okay? 00:09:11.806 --> 00:09:13.683 Now, the real key 00:09:13.683 --> 00:09:16.727 to Skittles is the release point, all right? 00:09:16.811 --> 00:09:18.229 When you release the ball, 00:09:18.312 --> 00:09:22.817 make sure that it goes through on a parallel... 00:09:23.818 --> 00:09:25.361 I can't believe it! 00:09:25.403 --> 00:09:27.196 This collar's so crisp, yet it doesn't chafe. 00:09:27.196 --> 00:09:28.656 And these sheets... 00:09:28.698 --> 00:09:30.199 it's like sleeping on a cloud. 00:09:30.199 --> 00:09:31.993 My pleasure, guys. 00:09:32.034 --> 00:09:33.536 Dude... 00:09:33.536 --> 00:09:34.245 thank you. 00:09:34.328 --> 00:09:35.371 I've been hoping for months 00:09:35.413 --> 00:09:37.206 that my rash was from the laundry. 00:09:37.206 --> 00:09:38.416 Turns out it was. 00:09:38.457 --> 00:09:39.166 Thanks. 00:09:39.208 --> 00:09:40.626 Glad I could help. 00:09:40.668 --> 00:09:42.169 Here, this is for you. 00:09:42.211 --> 00:09:43.546 No, Joe, you don't have to. 00:09:43.588 --> 00:09:44.547 I insist. 00:09:44.589 --> 00:09:45.631 Wow. 00:09:45.673 --> 00:09:47.258 Well, that was nice of you. 00:09:49.343 --> 00:09:51.721 Hey, would you mind tossing in some of my civilian stuff 00:09:51.762 --> 00:09:53.598 with the academy rags? 00:09:53.639 --> 00:09:56.142 Oh, I'd love to, but I'm really swamped down here. 00:09:56.183 --> 00:09:57.560 Well, yeah, whatever. 00:09:57.602 --> 00:09:59.604 Guess I could find some time for your stuff. 00:10:00.688 --> 00:10:03.399 Hey... thanks, man. 00:10:04.567 --> 00:10:05.651 No, no, no, you don't have to... 00:10:05.693 --> 00:10:06.611 You're the best. 00:10:19.373 --> 00:10:20.708 Go. 00:10:21.917 --> 00:10:23.544 Ha-cha! 00:10:24.920 --> 00:10:26.756 Garbage! In a closet! 00:10:26.756 --> 00:10:28.758 Coffee grounds? Hal! 00:10:28.758 --> 00:10:30.593 Lois, you've got to see this. 00:10:30.593 --> 00:10:32.470 The boy's a prodigy. Go. 00:10:32.511 --> 00:10:33.679 Yes. 00:10:33.721 --> 00:10:35.389 Who are the Petersons? 00:10:35.431 --> 00:10:36.724 Why do we have their photo albums? 00:10:36.766 --> 00:10:37.600 Here we go. 00:10:37.683 --> 00:10:39.602 Now. 00:10:39.602 --> 00:10:41.937 Amazing! 00:10:42.021 --> 00:10:43.606 Hi, Malcolm. How was school? 00:10:43.689 --> 00:10:45.608 It was normal. 00:10:45.608 --> 00:10:47.026 Yeah, I'd say normal. 00:10:47.109 --> 00:10:48.527 Very medieval. 00:10:48.611 --> 00:10:50.613 Is that a truck tire? 00:10:50.655 --> 00:10:51.614 What?! 00:10:51.656 --> 00:10:54.617 Oh, my G... Hal! 00:11:26.565 --> 00:11:28.442 Um, Malcolm... 00:11:28.484 --> 00:11:31.654 I wanted you to know how proud I am of you. 00:11:31.654 --> 00:11:34.156 Admitting you needed help is the hardest step. 00:11:34.240 --> 00:11:35.116 No, keeping up with all 00:11:35.157 --> 00:11:37.159 the new cognitive and behavioral therapies 00:11:37.243 --> 00:11:39.161 is the hardest step, Lloyd. 00:11:41.080 --> 00:11:43.332 My self-worth is still skyrocketing. 00:11:47.002 --> 00:11:48.462 Okay, everybody... 00:11:48.504 --> 00:11:50.172 tomorrow's looming demonstration 00:11:50.172 --> 00:11:52.007 has been canceled. 00:11:52.049 --> 00:11:54.552 Instead, we will be going to see a reenactment 00:11:54.593 --> 00:11:56.262 of the slaughter of French troops 00:11:56.303 --> 00:11:57.471 at Azincourt 00:11:57.513 --> 00:12:00.224 followed by a visit to the Museum of Torture... 00:12:00.266 --> 00:12:01.100 and then pizza. 00:12:01.142 --> 00:12:02.226 Museum of Torture? 00:12:02.268 --> 00:12:03.811 That's awesome. 00:12:03.853 --> 00:12:05.438 Do they have a gift shop? 00:12:05.479 --> 00:12:07.523 I'm sorry, Malcolm. You can't go. 00:12:07.565 --> 00:12:09.525 You've a dentist appointment. 00:12:09.567 --> 00:12:11.318 You're lucky you're not going. 00:12:11.360 --> 00:12:12.862 My brother went last year, 00:12:12.903 --> 00:12:15.030 and there was so much fake blood 00:12:15.072 --> 00:12:17.533 that he fainted. 00:12:17.575 --> 00:12:20.786 I think it's time I had a major breakthrough in therapy. 00:12:20.828 --> 00:12:23.706 Then a butterfly landed on my wrist and I woke up. 00:12:23.706 --> 00:12:25.458 What color was that butterfly? 00:12:25.499 --> 00:12:28.878 It was either blue or purple. 00:12:28.878 --> 00:12:30.296 Definitely not red or orange. 00:12:30.337 --> 00:12:31.505 That I can remember. 00:12:31.547 --> 00:12:34.216 Your dream, Malcolm, is so... 00:12:34.300 --> 00:12:36.218 so tranquil and soothing. 00:12:36.218 --> 00:12:37.845 This is, this is encouraging. 00:12:37.887 --> 00:12:39.180 Yeah? Mm-hmm. 00:12:39.221 --> 00:12:40.389 Yep, you're starting to relax. 00:12:40.389 --> 00:12:42.016 I think I might be, too. 00:12:42.057 --> 00:12:43.726 I need to seem cured, 00:12:43.809 --> 00:12:45.728 but to leave the door open for a relapse 00:12:45.728 --> 00:12:47.688 when we start ballet next semester. 00:12:47.730 --> 00:12:49.732 I know I'll have my ups and downs, 00:12:49.732 --> 00:12:52.485 but right now it feels good to be happy. 00:12:52.526 --> 00:12:54.278 Well, I'm glad to hear it, 00:12:54.361 --> 00:12:56.947 and I think we've made a lot of progress. 00:12:57.031 --> 00:12:58.991 Thanks, Ms. Gilbert. 00:13:01.827 --> 00:13:03.204 I like myself now. 00:13:03.245 --> 00:13:05.790 And I know I couldn't have said that on Tuesday. 00:13:10.127 --> 00:13:11.962 What are you doing here? 00:13:12.004 --> 00:13:12.963 I figured out your scam. 00:13:13.005 --> 00:13:14.089 It turns out 00:13:14.131 --> 00:13:15.925 crazy runs in the family. Reese... 00:13:15.966 --> 00:13:17.760 you don't know what you're doing. 00:13:17.802 --> 00:13:19.512 You're going to ruin everything. 00:13:19.553 --> 00:13:21.514 Relax. I've got it covered. 00:13:21.555 --> 00:13:23.766 I'm ready to see you now, Reese. 00:13:23.766 --> 00:13:26.143 Reese isn't here right now. 00:13:26.185 --> 00:13:28.813 This is Davey. 00:13:38.781 --> 00:13:39.782 That's ten in a row. 00:13:39.782 --> 00:13:41.659 Oh, Lois, he's got the gift. 00:13:41.700 --> 00:13:43.452 Since the end of the big war, 00:13:43.452 --> 00:13:46.288 there's only been one documented triple consecutive flopper 00:13:46.372 --> 00:13:47.665 in English Alley Skittles. 00:13:47.706 --> 00:13:48.749 You know what this means? 00:13:48.791 --> 00:13:50.793 I finally have something to rub in the face 00:13:50.793 --> 00:13:53.587 of that blowhard Higgins and his little tennis champion. 00:13:53.629 --> 00:13:55.256 What are you talking about? 00:13:55.297 --> 00:13:57.341 Oh, he's constantly harping about his kid 00:13:57.424 --> 00:13:58.634 winning this tournament, 00:13:58.676 --> 00:14:00.010 winning that tournament. 00:14:00.094 --> 00:14:01.303 Going to the White House. 00:14:01.345 --> 00:14:02.638 I'm taking Dewey over there 00:14:02.680 --> 00:14:04.306 to shut that guy up once and for all. 00:14:04.306 --> 00:14:05.891 Hey, you ready to shut that guy up 00:14:05.933 --> 00:14:06.934 once and for all, son? 00:14:06.976 --> 00:14:08.602 What guy? He's ready. 00:14:08.644 --> 00:14:09.895 Hal, you're just doing this 00:14:09.937 --> 00:14:11.939 to get out of cleaning out that closet. 00:14:11.981 --> 00:14:13.065 Not entirely. 00:14:13.107 --> 00:14:14.817 Let's go, son. 00:14:16.944 --> 00:14:17.903 What happened? 00:14:17.945 --> 00:14:18.904 Did you get caught? 00:14:18.946 --> 00:14:19.822 Where were you? 00:14:19.822 --> 00:14:21.365 Geez. You're always so angry. 00:14:21.407 --> 00:14:22.908 Maybe you really do need therapy. 00:14:22.950 --> 00:14:25.911 What I need is for you not to ruin everything for me. 00:14:25.953 --> 00:14:29.039 Do you know how much trouble we'll be in if we get caught? 00:14:29.081 --> 00:14:30.457 With Mom? With the school? 00:14:30.499 --> 00:14:31.458 With Mom? 00:14:31.500 --> 00:14:33.210 Give me a little credit, psycho. 00:14:33.252 --> 00:14:34.920 I've been doing my own research. 00:14:34.962 --> 00:14:37.381 See, I rented Silence of the Lambs, 00:14:37.423 --> 00:14:39.717 Seven, and The Nutty Professor. 00:14:39.758 --> 00:14:40.843 Oh, God. 00:14:40.926 --> 00:14:43.012 Reese, tell me exactly what you told her. 00:14:43.012 --> 00:14:44.847 Nope. That's confidential. 00:14:44.847 --> 00:14:46.181 Now, which one do you like more? 00:14:46.181 --> 00:14:49.184 Hannibal Lecter or the hockey mask? 00:14:54.064 --> 00:14:55.858 Malcolm, Reese. 00:14:57.067 --> 00:14:58.944 What do you have to say for yourselves? 00:14:58.986 --> 00:15:02.072 Don't blame Reese. Blame Davey. 00:15:02.156 --> 00:15:03.824 Ow! Ow, ow. 00:15:03.866 --> 00:15:04.992 Ow! 00:15:10.706 --> 00:15:13.459 I'm sorry it's last minute, but I need these tonight. 00:15:13.500 --> 00:15:15.878 I got another date with Rebecca. 00:15:15.878 --> 00:15:18.714 Okay... 00:15:18.756 --> 00:15:21.884 Seven items... 30 bucks. 00:15:21.884 --> 00:15:24.136 I don't have that kind of money. 00:15:24.178 --> 00:15:25.721 Last time it cost ten. 00:15:25.763 --> 00:15:27.973 You can cut me some slack, can't you? 00:15:28.015 --> 00:15:30.643 I'd love to do you a solid, Eric, but I'm booked, 00:15:30.684 --> 00:15:32.978 and it would be unethical to play favorites. 00:15:33.020 --> 00:15:34.647 You can't do this to me. 00:15:34.688 --> 00:15:36.774 I need to wear my bowling shirt. 00:15:36.815 --> 00:15:39.902 Rebecca loves my bowling shirt. 00:15:39.902 --> 00:15:41.987 Francis, I don't have the money. 00:15:42.029 --> 00:15:44.365 Well, then, you don't have the clothes. 00:15:44.406 --> 00:15:45.908 Got to pay to be a player. 00:15:45.991 --> 00:15:48.243 Look at yourself. 00:15:48.327 --> 00:15:52.247 I remember the Francis who cared about his job. 00:15:52.247 --> 00:15:55.250 A cap and a half of fabric softener, Francis. 00:15:55.250 --> 00:15:57.461 Remember that? 00:15:57.544 --> 00:16:00.005 A cap and a half! 00:16:00.047 --> 00:16:03.092 If you'll excuse me, I have some ironing to do. 00:16:07.096 --> 00:16:08.430 I can't believe him. 00:16:08.472 --> 00:16:10.641 Yeah. I had to give him three CDs 00:16:10.724 --> 00:16:13.102 just to get my dress blues pressed. 00:16:13.143 --> 00:16:16.271 I think it's time somebody taught that guy a lesson. 00:16:17.272 --> 00:16:18.607 Yeah. 00:16:18.607 --> 00:16:21.151 We'll make him wear a lame T-shirt. 00:16:21.193 --> 00:16:25.155 Or we could put it in a load of whites. 00:16:25.197 --> 00:16:26.657 Just follow me. 00:16:30.828 --> 00:16:32.955 So, my children are emotionally disturbed? 00:16:32.997 --> 00:16:35.374 Oh, we don't like to use those labels. 00:16:35.416 --> 00:16:37.501 I spent a whole week with Malcolm. 00:16:37.543 --> 00:16:40.004 Really? A whole week. 00:16:40.045 --> 00:16:41.505 Yes, and, uh... 00:16:41.547 --> 00:16:43.757 to be honest, I think, I think there are 00:16:43.799 --> 00:16:45.217 some, uh, definite issues 00:16:45.259 --> 00:16:47.803 that you and he need to talk about. 00:16:47.845 --> 00:16:49.304 Malcolm, you want to share 00:16:49.346 --> 00:16:50.973 this drawing with your mother? 00:16:51.015 --> 00:16:51.974 No, that's okay. 00:16:57.187 --> 00:16:59.314 I like what you've done with my teeth. 00:16:59.314 --> 00:17:00.441 There are some things 00:17:00.482 --> 00:17:01.817 that Malcolm told me 00:17:01.859 --> 00:17:03.193 that I think you should hear. 00:17:03.277 --> 00:17:06.155 Oh, well, I'd love to hear them. 00:17:10.159 --> 00:17:11.201 Go ahead, Malcolm. 00:17:11.285 --> 00:17:12.327 Yeah, go ahead. 00:17:16.498 --> 00:17:18.292 Everybody wants to help. 00:17:18.333 --> 00:17:19.877 You're safe here. 00:17:25.507 --> 00:17:27.051 About the anger thing? 00:17:27.092 --> 00:17:28.343 Yeah. 00:17:28.385 --> 00:17:31.055 Tell me about the anger thing. 00:17:33.599 --> 00:17:35.476 When you're angry, 00:17:35.517 --> 00:17:37.394 you bottle up your feelings 00:17:37.436 --> 00:17:40.064 and you freeze me out with silence. 00:17:42.024 --> 00:17:46.361 Well, I will, uh... I'll try to be more vocal. 00:17:46.403 --> 00:17:47.905 Go on. 00:17:47.946 --> 00:17:48.822 Please. 00:17:50.908 --> 00:17:54.328 I wish you would spend more time at home 00:17:54.369 --> 00:17:56.330 and less time at the... 00:17:56.371 --> 00:17:57.790 the racetrack. 00:17:57.831 --> 00:18:01.710 Well, I guess I'm going to have to change that, too. 00:18:02.544 --> 00:18:03.754 Come on, Malcolm. 00:18:03.837 --> 00:18:06.715 Tell her about the pressure. 00:18:06.715 --> 00:18:08.550 Well... 00:18:08.550 --> 00:18:10.219 I feel you put a lot of pressure on me, 00:18:10.260 --> 00:18:12.221 and I can't live up to your expectations. 00:18:12.262 --> 00:18:13.388 What pressure? 00:18:13.388 --> 00:18:14.598 Maybe not. I don't know. 00:18:14.681 --> 00:18:16.225 No, no, no. Go back. What were you saying? 00:18:16.266 --> 00:18:19.561 Well, you put a lot of pressure on me, and stuff. 00:18:19.561 --> 00:18:21.522 What do you mean? When do I pressure you? 00:18:21.563 --> 00:18:22.564 All the time! 00:18:22.606 --> 00:18:24.233 If it's not the extra-credit reports, 00:18:24.274 --> 00:18:26.401 it's all the advanced classes you sign me up for, 00:18:26.401 --> 00:18:27.736 and after that, I have 00:18:27.778 --> 00:18:29.613 to help Reese and Dewey with their homework. 00:18:29.696 --> 00:18:31.240 That's not pressure. 00:18:31.281 --> 00:18:32.866 You know, I didn't ask to be born smart. 00:18:32.908 --> 00:18:35.077 We just want you to live up to your potential. 00:18:35.077 --> 00:18:37.663 That. That's exactly what I'm talking about. 00:18:37.704 --> 00:18:39.164 I tried to stop him. 00:18:39.206 --> 00:18:41.708 I said, "Hey, don't put that red T-shirt in there. 00:18:41.750 --> 00:18:43.168 That's not colorfast." 00:18:43.210 --> 00:18:44.336 But he just laughed. 00:18:44.378 --> 00:18:46.088 He said pink was a better color 00:18:46.130 --> 00:18:48.882 'cause that's what "little, weak girls wear." 00:18:48.924 --> 00:18:50.425 We've looked everywhere else. 00:18:50.467 --> 00:18:52.094 He's in here somewhere. 00:18:52.094 --> 00:18:53.679 Shh, shh! 00:19:07.234 --> 00:19:09.278 Francis? 00:19:10.487 --> 00:19:12.447 No. 00:19:12.489 --> 00:19:13.615 It's okay, Dewey. 00:19:13.657 --> 00:19:15.450 Even the best of them have off-days. 00:19:15.450 --> 00:19:16.785 Uh-huh. 00:19:16.785 --> 00:19:17.995 16 misses in a row. 00:19:18.078 --> 00:19:21.331 Some people might think you did it on purpose. 00:19:21.415 --> 00:19:22.583 Huh. 00:19:22.624 --> 00:19:25.085 Hey... 00:19:26.128 --> 00:19:27.963 There something you want to tell me, son? 00:19:28.005 --> 00:19:29.798 I don't want to do this anymore. 00:19:29.840 --> 00:19:31.300 It's boring. 00:19:31.300 --> 00:19:33.010 You'd be giving up 00:19:33.093 --> 00:19:36.305 what might very well be your one true talent. 00:19:36.346 --> 00:19:40.142 You could be another Chap Sanders, hmm? 00:19:41.310 --> 00:19:44.813 Son, are you willing to turn your back on your destiny? 00:19:44.855 --> 00:19:46.690 Yeah. Can I go now? 00:19:46.732 --> 00:19:48.233 All right, if that's what you want. 00:19:48.275 --> 00:19:49.735 Wait. 00:19:49.776 --> 00:19:53.363 Can you throw it for me one more time? Hmm? 00:19:53.405 --> 00:19:56.241 One last flopper for your old dad? 00:19:56.283 --> 00:19:57.409 No. 00:19:59.828 --> 00:20:02.039 All right, then. 00:20:02.080 --> 00:20:03.290 I'm sorry. 00:20:03.332 --> 00:20:04.499 Oh, no, don't be. 00:20:04.541 --> 00:20:06.376 I'm the one who should apologize. 00:20:06.418 --> 00:20:09.504 No, you guys just want what's best for me. I know that. 00:20:09.546 --> 00:20:11.256 Oh, we do. We love you. 00:20:11.298 --> 00:20:12.758 I love you, too. 00:20:18.013 --> 00:20:18.931 Mom? 00:20:18.972 --> 00:20:20.182 You really pissed me off 00:20:20.182 --> 00:20:21.767 when you took away my hockey stick 00:20:21.808 --> 00:20:23.518 'cause I was hitting Dewey with it. 00:20:23.518 --> 00:20:26.104 I know you're sorry. 00:20:26.146 --> 00:20:29.149 I'll go in the attic and take it down later. 00:20:33.362 --> 00:20:35.697 Another Peterson box. 00:20:37.699 --> 00:20:40.077 Ooh. This is from the '60s. 00:20:40.118 --> 00:20:42.204 Huh. I forgot LBJ had his gall bladder out. 00:20:42.204 --> 00:20:43.538 I don't understand. 00:20:43.622 --> 00:20:46.083 Didn't we clean out this closet when we moved in? 00:20:46.124 --> 00:20:47.209 Apparently not. 00:20:48.460 --> 00:20:50.254 Oh, for crying out loud. 00:20:50.295 --> 00:20:52.047 They left an old toilet. 00:21:06.436 --> 00:21:08.105 This is a bathroom. 00:21:08.146 --> 00:21:10.649 We have a second bathroom! 00:21:10.691 --> 00:21:12.234 Shh. 00:21:14.278 --> 00:21:17.364 If we don't tell them, they won't know. 00:21:17.406 --> 00:21:20.909 It'll just be our little secret. 00:21:20.909 --> 00:21:22.703 Our beautiful little secret.