WEBVTT 00:00:37.625 --> 00:00:39.544 Training montage! 00:00:49.429 --> 00:00:50.972 Slow motion. 00:00:54.601 --> 00:00:56.227 Sick moves! 00:00:58.730 --> 00:00:59.898 Olé. 00:01:07.781 --> 00:01:09.115 Stunt double. 00:01:18.625 --> 00:01:21.086 So, clean this shit up and, uh, your turn. 00:01:22.921 --> 00:01:23.880 What? 00:01:24.839 --> 00:01:26.424 Training montage. 00:01:38.103 --> 00:01:39.312 Ninja! 00:01:46.361 --> 00:01:47.445 Quick hit! 00:01:51.699 --> 00:01:53.034 Oopsie-daisy. 00:01:55.787 --> 00:01:57.038 *, yeah! 00:02:03.670 --> 00:02:06.881 Wow, that is... ironic. 00:02:06.965 --> 00:02:08.842 Dude, I'm a terrible swordsman, 00:02:08.967 --> 00:02:10.635 especially with only one good hand. 00:02:10.677 --> 00:02:12.637 YOU ARE IN GOOD COMPANY: 00:02:12.720 --> 00:02:15.140 Skywalker, Furiosa... 00:02:16.141 --> 00:02:20.979 Jaime Lannister, if you can get past child-killing, incest, rape. 00:02:21.980 --> 00:02:24.732 Hands give us identity. 00:02:25.483 --> 00:02:30.530 Chefs cut, artists paint, warriors... 00:02:32.031 --> 00:02:33.032 warrior. 00:02:33.658 --> 00:02:35.660 All good Jedi lose a hand. 00:02:36.703 --> 00:02:38.163 I couldn't even get that right. 00:02:38.663 --> 00:02:39.873 Like... 00:02:40.874 --> 00:02:42.500 You know what I love about right now? 00:02:43.084 --> 00:02:44.836 We are free. 00:02:44.919 --> 00:02:46.838 We can do anything. 00:02:46.880 --> 00:02:48.715 I couldn't pull off those pants. 00:02:49.382 --> 00:02:51.176 No. No, you cannot. 00:02:51.718 --> 00:02:54.053 But it's not about having cool shit. 00:02:54.137 --> 00:02:56.347 It's about being cool as shit. 00:02:56.723 --> 00:02:59.017 You define yourself. 00:02:59.100 --> 00:03:00.518 Who are you? 00:03:01.019 --> 00:03:02.478 I'm oni samurai. 00:03:03.730 --> 00:03:05.565 When I get done with my quest 00:03:06.149 --> 00:03:07.358 and find redemption, 00:03:08.318 --> 00:03:10.153 they will write songs about me. 00:03:14.282 --> 00:03:16.201 Look, I couldn't save Sam's life. 00:03:17.577 --> 00:03:19.120 I have to avenge her death. 00:03:20.330 --> 00:03:23.541 Those scratches on her body were made by a butcher's knife. 00:03:23.625 --> 00:03:26.085 I've only seen one douche with a weapon like that. 00:03:27.921 --> 00:03:29.589 I'm gonna kill Baron Triumph. 00:03:33.718 --> 00:03:35.428 I'm gonna kill Jaden Hoyles. 00:03:38.473 --> 00:03:39.974 I like Josh Wheeler. 00:03:40.475 --> 00:03:42.810 It's nice that he and Wesley found each other. 00:03:43.394 --> 00:03:45.563 Unlikely friends, but a good team. 00:03:46.981 --> 00:03:49.442 That's what a principal hopes for his students. 00:03:50.443 --> 00:03:53.905 My name is Michael Francis Xavier Burr. 00:03:53.947 --> 00:03:57.242 I was principal at Glendale High for 22 years, 00:03:57.992 --> 00:03:59.285 and now I'm dead. 00:04:00.787 --> 00:04:03.498 I had this tradition at the start of every year. 00:04:04.082 --> 00:04:06.584 I'd spread wildflower seeds around campus. 00:04:07.335 --> 00:04:09.879 Like each flower, I'd help my students grow. 00:04:10.672 --> 00:04:11.839 It's thrilling. 00:04:11.923 --> 00:04:14.425 You never know what will happen, who will flourish, 00:04:14.509 --> 00:04:16.719 who will thrive against adversity. 00:04:16.803 --> 00:04:20.139 I believed all kids were flowers waiting to bloom. 00:04:20.932 --> 00:04:21.975 I was wrong. 00:04:22.100 --> 00:04:25.478 Maybe Friday I can 00:04:26.271 --> 00:04:30.108 Get tickets for the dance 00:04:32.777 --> 00:04:38.032 And I'll take you 00:04:49.335 --> 00:04:51.671 My story is about how one of these seeds 00:04:51.796 --> 00:04:53.673 grew into a pernicious weed. 00:05:02.390 --> 00:05:05.101 A weed I should have pulled when I had the chance. 00:05:05.977 --> 00:05:06.978 I didn't. 00:05:07.687 --> 00:05:08.938 I made a monster. 00:05:09.897 --> 00:05:11.816 I made Baron Triumph. 00:05:12.817 --> 00:05:15.194 Uh, vandalism with a Sharpie, 00:05:15.278 --> 00:05:18.573 vandalism with paint, vandalism with semen. 00:05:18.656 --> 00:05:19.741 You can't prove that. 00:05:19.824 --> 00:05:23.328 I can, but the school doesn't have a budget line for DNA tests. 00:05:23.411 --> 00:05:26.331 I'm sorry. Is this why you asked us here? 00:05:26.414 --> 00:05:28.249 For unsubstantiated rumors? 00:05:29.250 --> 00:05:31.169 Jaden has a D in algebra. 00:05:31.627 --> 00:05:33.504 He's on academic probation. 00:05:33.588 --> 00:05:36.299 One more infraction will result in expulsion. 00:05:36.382 --> 00:05:39.927 I would hate for Jaden to be held back... again. 00:05:40.303 --> 00:05:41.554 Mike. May I call you Mike? 00:05:41.637 --> 00:05:44.349 You can call me Principal Burr, Mr. Hoyles. 00:05:44.432 --> 00:05:45.516 Dr. Hoyles. 00:05:46.184 --> 00:05:48.394 Dr. Hoyles. You can call me Dr. Hoyles 00:05:48.478 --> 00:05:49.687 because I have a PhD... 00:05:50.396 --> 00:05:52.774 in whole-grain oats and rainbow marshmallows. 00:05:52.857 --> 00:05:55.610 - Yes. - Goblin Flakes. The cereal. 00:05:55.693 --> 00:05:57.445 Goblin Flakes for goodness sakes 00:05:57.528 --> 00:05:58.905 Give me some Goblin Flakes 00:05:59.030 --> 00:06:00.406 Yum-yum. 00:06:01.199 --> 00:06:05.370 Goblin Flakes has been a bestseller for Hoyle-Some Cereal... for decades. 00:06:05.411 --> 00:06:06.746 And Jaden here... 00:06:06.871 --> 00:06:09.290 Well, Jaden has been our best spokeskid. 00:06:09.374 --> 00:06:10.625 Gobble them up, JJ. 00:06:12.293 --> 00:06:13.461 Mmm-hmm. 00:06:13.544 --> 00:06:15.088 Mmm-hmm. 00:06:16.381 --> 00:06:19.717 How about that? It gets me every time. It's adorable. It still holds up. 00:06:19.801 --> 00:06:21.135 Principal Burr, 00:06:22.095 --> 00:06:24.597 we run a family business with family values, 00:06:24.680 --> 00:06:28.309 and if people learn that the face of our company 00:06:28.393 --> 00:06:30.395 was on academic probation, well, that... 00:06:31.062 --> 00:06:34.816 that would be bad for the Hoyle-Some image. 00:06:35.608 --> 00:06:38.569 I believe that every student deserves a second chance. 00:06:38.611 --> 00:06:43.574 And if Mr. Hoyles is willing to do the hard work and clean up his record... 00:06:44.283 --> 00:06:45.535 and the, uh, 00:06:45.618 --> 00:06:48.996 discharge that was found on the * dispenser 00:06:49.080 --> 00:06:51.165 in the third-floor ladies' restroom... 00:06:51.499 --> 00:06:54.502 I'm sure we can find a path back to good standing. 00:06:54.585 --> 00:06:56.796 Right, a path, maybe a very short path. 00:06:56.921 --> 00:06:58.589 Like a shortcut, you know. 00:06:58.631 --> 00:07:00.925 A C-minus instead of D. How about that? 00:07:02.760 --> 00:07:04.679 You want me to change his grade? 00:07:04.762 --> 00:07:06.931 No, no, of course not. No, no, no. 00:07:07.723 --> 00:07:09.851 I want you to know that Hoyle-Some Cereal 00:07:09.934 --> 00:07:13.020 offers educational grants to schools in need. 00:07:13.646 --> 00:07:14.647 Yes. 00:07:15.148 --> 00:07:16.190 A bribe? 00:07:16.649 --> 00:07:18.776 No bribe. No, no, bribe. 00:07:18.818 --> 00:07:20.153 No bribe, no. 00:07:20.278 --> 00:07:21.446 A helping hand... 00:07:22.405 --> 00:07:25.867 to refurbish the gym, to plant a community garden. 00:07:25.950 --> 00:07:29.203 Or get new science equipment to figure out who blew that man chowder. 00:07:29.287 --> 00:07:31.330 Shut the * up! 00:07:31.831 --> 00:07:33.791 Shut up, Jaden! 00:07:39.755 --> 00:07:41.549 Grades are not for sale here. 00:07:43.634 --> 00:07:45.511 You should get back to class, Mr. Hoyles, 00:07:45.595 --> 00:07:48.806 and start the process of extricating yourself from the hole that you created. 00:07:48.890 --> 00:07:52.477 I believe Mademoiselle Woodworth is expecting you. 00:08:01.903 --> 00:08:03.821 Mmm-hmm. 00:08:05.031 --> 00:08:07.241 I should have expelled him right there. 00:08:07.909 --> 00:08:10.203 It would have prevented so much pain. 00:08:11.996 --> 00:08:13.623 If we don't tell Josh... 00:08:14.165 --> 00:08:15.625 we faked Sam's death, 00:08:15.708 --> 00:08:18.961 he is going to get his * deep fried by Triumph. 00:08:19.587 --> 00:08:22.048 But if we tell Josh the truth, 00:08:22.173 --> 00:08:25.384 he'll still leave the mall and get his * smoked trying to save Sam. 00:08:26.010 --> 00:08:27.345 We're forging a tribe here. 00:08:27.762 --> 00:08:29.680 Three people can't even play Spades. 00:08:29.722 --> 00:08:32.016 - Don't forget the Witch. - She already forgot herself. 00:08:32.099 --> 00:08:33.726 - And what about Eli? - Megalomaniac. 00:08:33.809 --> 00:08:35.895 - And Eli's girlfriend, Mavis. - The mannequin? 00:08:39.357 --> 00:08:41.317 We're making something important here. 00:08:42.568 --> 00:08:45.363 More will come, you'll see. 00:08:45.446 --> 00:08:48.407 So, just stop being so gay. 00:08:48.950 --> 00:08:51.661 Uh... And before you get offended, 00:08:51.744 --> 00:08:54.247 I don't mean stop loving men. 00:08:54.372 --> 00:08:57.208 - I'm saying it like, don't be retarded. - Uh... 00:08:57.250 --> 00:09:00.002 And I don't mean don't have Down syndrome or something because... 00:09:00.127 --> 00:09:03.172 you can totally love men, and you can have Down. 00:09:03.256 --> 00:09:04.715 - Okay. - Just, um... 00:09:05.675 --> 00:09:06.676 you know... 00:09:09.887 --> 00:09:11.639 Stop being so gay and retarded. 00:09:12.765 --> 00:09:13.849 Boop. 00:09:15.977 --> 00:09:19.313 I'm stoning, atoning for the things I've done. 00:09:19.939 --> 00:09:23.484 Lying to Josh is a pothole on my path to redemption. 00:09:25.319 --> 00:09:28.072 If Josh is going to try to kill Triumph, 00:09:28.155 --> 00:09:29.156 then you protect him. 00:09:29.574 --> 00:09:31.576 Take him on a wild-goose chase. 00:09:31.659 --> 00:09:34.161 Just don't get near the Hoyle-Some Cereal factory. 00:09:34.870 --> 00:09:36.372 I think that's where Triumph hangs. 00:09:36.455 --> 00:09:39.625 So, Jaden Hoyles really is the Baron. 00:09:39.709 --> 00:09:40.710 Dunno. 00:09:41.002 --> 00:09:42.461 I heard one kid say 00:09:43.170 --> 00:09:45.089 that when Triumph breathes, 00:09:46.090 --> 00:09:49.427 you can hear all the children he ate, screaming. 00:09:51.596 --> 00:09:53.097 You need to come with us. 00:09:53.139 --> 00:09:55.349 Sorrys! My calendar is crazy booked. 00:09:55.433 --> 00:09:56.642 I have a date with the Witch. 00:09:57.518 --> 00:09:58.519 Why? 00:10:17.538 --> 00:10:19.332 This is Angelica Green. 00:10:19.457 --> 00:10:21.667 Day one of my observation of the Witch. 00:10:21.751 --> 00:10:24.712 Most Ghoulies are mindless blood chuggers, 00:10:24.795 --> 00:10:27.757 but the Witch continues to show signs of intelligence. 00:10:28.132 --> 00:10:31.218 So I decided to Dian Fossey this shit up 00:10:31.302 --> 00:10:32.637 to get a closer look. 00:10:49.070 --> 00:10:52.239 The Witch is recreating an arcade game from her youth... 00:10:53.783 --> 00:10:56.077 which is kinda pathetic. 00:10:56.911 --> 00:10:59.372 Nostalgia is like having * with a hooker 00:10:59.497 --> 00:11:01.165 and pretending she's your prom date 00:11:01.207 --> 00:11:04.627 when you know full well she's a hooker, and you're gonna get herpes and die. 00:11:06.921 --> 00:11:11.092 Also, the Witch only consumes insects or animal blood. 00:11:11.676 --> 00:11:13.969 Is she fighting the urge to eat people? 00:11:25.773 --> 00:11:29.485 My theory is that she wants to return to the woman she was. 00:11:32.029 --> 00:11:33.531 I need to help her get back. 00:11:46.210 --> 00:11:47.211 Okay. 00:11:47.837 --> 00:11:48.838 Yeah. 00:11:49.213 --> 00:11:51.382 Yeah, yeah. Hell yeah. 00:11:51.465 --> 00:11:53.467 This is what I'm talking about, brother. 00:11:53.551 --> 00:11:55.261 You define yourself. 00:11:55.761 --> 00:11:57.887 Now, come out here and show me your new killer digits. 00:11:58.848 --> 00:12:00.850 Step up in the building asking, "Who dat?" 00:12:00.933 --> 00:12:03.436 I'm doing no stats I mean that new rap 00:12:06.230 --> 00:12:07.606 Nice figure, Kim Cattrall. 00:12:09.233 --> 00:12:10.651 Because she was a mannequin. 00:12:11.777 --> 00:12:13.154 In the movie Mannequin? 00:12:13.821 --> 00:12:15.865 About a mannequin who comes to life? 00:12:16.282 --> 00:12:19.659 They made a sequel with Kristy Swanson, the orig Buffy the Vampire Slayer? 00:12:19.660 --> 00:12:19.702 They made a sequel with Kristy Swanson, the orig Buffy the Vampire Slayer? 00:12:21.704 --> 00:12:22.705 Okay. 00:12:23.122 --> 00:12:24.790 Let's go hunt Baron Triumph. 00:12:50.649 --> 00:12:52.526 'Cause I'm a beast Where you at? 00:12:52.610 --> 00:12:54.320 I've been unleashed What you doin'? 00:12:54.445 --> 00:12:56.655 Sink my teeth Y'all can't fathom I'm a beast 00:12:56.739 --> 00:12:57.615 Oh, my God 00:12:57.698 --> 00:12:59.200 I'm a beast Where you at? 00:12:59.283 --> 00:13:00.785 I've been unleashed What you doin'? 00:13:00.868 --> 00:13:03.329 Sink my teeth Y'all can't fathom I'm a beast 00:13:03.454 --> 00:13:04.330 Oh, my God 00:13:04.455 --> 00:13:05.706 I'm a beast There we go 00:13:05.790 --> 00:13:07.458 That's a beast Nah, for real 00:13:07.500 --> 00:13:09.960 That's a beast Y'all just know that that's a beast 00:13:10.002 --> 00:13:11.879 Been unleashed 'Cause I'm a beast 00:13:12.546 --> 00:13:14.465 I'm a beast... 00:13:15.216 --> 00:13:17.218 Josh Wheeler! 00:13:20.137 --> 00:13:23.516 You're pulling my brains out. 00:13:24.308 --> 00:13:26.727 Stop squirming, and I'll give you a quarter 00:13:26.811 --> 00:13:29.772 to ride the mechanical rocket in the indoor playground. 00:13:35.778 --> 00:13:38.697 Dude, if you want to get those dreads out, 00:13:38.781 --> 00:13:40.199 you need to use conditioner. 00:13:44.578 --> 00:13:46.247 That's finishing spray. 00:13:47.748 --> 00:13:48.916 That's a curling iron. 00:13:50.167 --> 00:13:50.543 That's bikini wax for rhinestone-encrusted ba-shine-a. 00:13:50.544 --> 00:13:55.005 That's bikini wax for rhinestone-encrusted ba-shine-a. 00:13:58.801 --> 00:14:00.678 You're disrupting my experiments. 00:14:00.719 --> 00:14:02.805 Well, this looks as much as like a science experiment 00:14:02.847 --> 00:14:05.599 as me jacking off looks like modern interpretive dance. 00:14:07.017 --> 00:14:08.519 Crumble isn't as crazy as you think. 00:14:08.894 --> 00:14:10.980 I'm baked in secret herbs and spices. 00:14:11.063 --> 00:14:14.024 Her old self is in there, and she wants to get out. 00:14:14.525 --> 00:14:17.862 Maybe if she looked more like a person, instead of... 00:14:17.945 --> 00:14:20.322 - A sentient hairball? - A pizza-stealing rat! 00:14:21.073 --> 00:14:22.074 Belly button fuzz! 00:14:22.408 --> 00:14:24.952 A moldy peach that grew more mold. 00:14:25.286 --> 00:14:26.537 King Kong's sweaty taint. 00:14:26.954 --> 00:14:28.205 Steve Harvey's mustache! 00:14:28.247 --> 00:14:30.958 If she looked more like herself, 00:14:31.584 --> 00:14:33.419 her personality might re-emerge. 00:14:33.794 --> 00:14:36.171 Didn't your mom teach you how to brush your hair 00:14:36.255 --> 00:14:39.967 or apply moisturizer to protect your alabaster skin? 00:14:41.051 --> 00:14:42.595 Not exactly a girly girl. 00:14:43.053 --> 00:14:44.805 Okay, give me the brush. 00:14:44.889 --> 00:14:45.973 Oh, yeah, right. 00:14:46.265 --> 00:14:48.392 You just wanna shiv us so you can take the mall back. 00:14:48.475 --> 00:14:51.395 Settle down. I just want to help, okay? 00:14:52.229 --> 00:14:55.482 The ladies used to call me Jacques Cousteau at my aunt's salon. 00:14:56.150 --> 00:14:59.570 I was the only one brave enough to venture into the dark depths 00:14:59.612 --> 00:15:01.572 where most men fear to thread. 00:15:02.573 --> 00:15:03.574 You need me. 00:15:06.076 --> 00:15:07.202 Survey says... 00:15:25.429 --> 00:15:26.680 * with me, little man, 00:15:26.764 --> 00:15:30.351 and I will fry your pubes with 5,000 volts. 00:15:32.436 --> 00:15:33.437 Move. 00:15:42.279 --> 00:15:43.364 Second left molar? 00:15:44.365 --> 00:15:46.951 Nice craftsmanship on the porcelain ceramic filling. 00:15:48.535 --> 00:15:50.037 Your dad taught you a lot? 00:15:50.120 --> 00:15:51.121 A thing or two. 00:15:52.665 --> 00:15:53.958 It was knocked out by Triumph. 00:15:55.042 --> 00:15:56.085 You don't know that. 00:15:56.502 --> 00:15:59.630 I only know one dude in school with a size-14 shoe, 00:15:59.713 --> 00:16:00.714 'cause I licked it. 00:16:01.507 --> 00:16:02.508 Hoyles. 00:16:03.884 --> 00:16:06.887 He went east toward San Fernando. 00:16:08.305 --> 00:16:10.265 You're like a Canadian Wolverine. 00:16:11.350 --> 00:16:13.811 Wolverine is a Canadian Wolverine. 00:16:13.852 --> 00:16:15.354 I hunted elk every summer. 00:16:15.479 --> 00:16:17.022 Your dad taught you a lot. 00:16:18.899 --> 00:16:19.900 A thing or two. 00:16:21.235 --> 00:16:23.278 You can track, but you can't fight. 00:16:23.362 --> 00:16:25.906 I think I'll manage. 00:16:35.833 --> 00:16:38.502 It's easy to hack and slash. 00:16:38.585 --> 00:16:41.213 Every eight-year-old with a broom thinks they're a Jedi. 00:16:42.673 --> 00:16:45.384 The reason you can't wield a blade isn't for a missing finger. 00:16:47.886 --> 00:16:49.555 It's because you're full of rage. 00:16:50.222 --> 00:16:52.391 Being a swordsman is about control. 00:16:52.516 --> 00:16:55.269 Every stroke has intention, thought, 00:16:55.352 --> 00:16:59.523 knowing that a single swipe could sever a man from his own life. 00:16:59.565 --> 00:17:02.526 Are you really giving me the killing-changes-you speech? 00:17:03.527 --> 00:17:06.030 Clichés are tropes 'cause they're true. 00:17:09.533 --> 00:17:11.368 Angelica told me you ran with the Jocks. 00:17:12.202 --> 00:17:13.579 What did Turbo make you do? 00:17:14.747 --> 00:17:16.040 Why won't you talk about it? 00:17:16.415 --> 00:17:17.750 It's not who I am anymore. 00:17:20.586 --> 00:17:22.546 If you had the chance to kill Turbo... 00:17:24.006 --> 00:17:25.007 would you? 00:17:25.340 --> 00:17:27.801 If Josh is going to try to kill Triumph, 00:17:27.885 --> 00:17:29.386 then you protect him. 00:17:29.470 --> 00:17:31.555 Take him on a wild-goose chase. 00:17:31.638 --> 00:17:32.723 Run! 00:17:39.563 --> 00:17:41.148 - What? - Run! 00:17:41.231 --> 00:17:42.232 Okay. 00:17:44.193 --> 00:17:46.070 No, Josh, over here. This way, Josh! 00:17:47.571 --> 00:17:49.073 Keep up, man. Keep up! 00:17:50.574 --> 00:17:52.618 Ghoulies, Ghoulies. Don't engage! 00:17:52.743 --> 00:17:54.787 Josh, do not engage. I repeat. 00:17:55.829 --> 00:17:58.665 - Get under the car. They're coming. - Dude, I don't see anybody. 00:17:58.749 --> 00:18:01.126 That's the whole point. Get under the car! 00:18:02.419 --> 00:18:03.921 Time to go. Get out from under the car. 00:18:04.004 --> 00:18:06.423 Wesley, what are you saying? We just got under the car. 00:18:06.465 --> 00:18:07.925 Let's go. Go, go, go. 00:18:15.766 --> 00:18:16.725 Dude. 00:18:17.935 --> 00:18:18.936 What the hell? 00:18:19.937 --> 00:18:21.522 Dude, there's nobody after us. 00:18:22.314 --> 00:18:24.149 I had the Baron's trail, and now I'm all lost. 00:18:24.233 --> 00:18:25.234 Why did you do that? 00:18:28.695 --> 00:18:29.696 Go, go, go! 00:18:29.863 --> 00:18:32.658 Stop, stop, stop! Right here. 00:18:32.783 --> 00:18:33.742 Stop. 00:18:35.119 --> 00:18:36.161 Nice drift, man. 00:18:37.287 --> 00:18:38.789 Remember us, Just Josh? 00:18:38.872 --> 00:18:40.499 I remember there being more of you. 00:18:40.541 --> 00:18:43.043 - We're downsizing. - Yeah, but not by choice, by circumstance. 00:18:43.127 --> 00:18:44.545 That circumstance being death. 00:18:44.628 --> 00:18:46.964 We are currently accepting applications for new membership. 00:18:47.005 --> 00:18:48.882 Oh? Not interested. 00:18:48.966 --> 00:18:50.801 Not talking to you. We'll deal with you next. 00:18:50.884 --> 00:18:52.803 - What say you, Fists? - You ready to come home? 00:18:53.303 --> 00:18:56.473 Listen to fate. Gary, Barry, Larry... Wesley. 00:18:56.557 --> 00:18:58.517 - Doesn't fit the rhyme. - There's a Y at the end. 00:18:58.642 --> 00:19:01.145 - Meh, it's kind of a stretch. - Close enough for Armageddon. 00:19:01.228 --> 00:19:03.897 Three is not a team. Four can play Spades. 00:19:05.107 --> 00:19:08.235 Just because you have *, doesn't make golf a sport. 00:19:09.653 --> 00:19:12.489 Gotta start somewhere to earn your way back into his good graces. 00:19:33.385 --> 00:19:34.845 He says he wants to fight. 00:19:36.555 --> 00:19:37.598 Man to man. 00:19:39.558 --> 00:19:40.642 No weapons. 00:19:46.148 --> 00:19:47.191 To the death. 00:19:49.693 --> 00:19:51.320 You got all that from a look? 00:19:52.779 --> 00:19:53.822 I speak Turbo. 00:19:55.699 --> 00:19:56.742 What did I even do? 00:19:57.284 --> 00:19:59.536 He said he doesn't like to lose. 00:20:00.120 --> 00:20:01.747 This isn't Mario Kart. 00:20:02.331 --> 00:20:03.916 You tried to capture us. 00:20:04.041 --> 00:20:05.042 We got away. 00:20:06.710 --> 00:20:08.128 Who cares? 00:20:08.212 --> 00:20:11.089 God, this is... There is no your side or my side. 00:20:11.173 --> 00:20:13.467 Hoyles is out there trying to kill all sides. 00:20:15.135 --> 00:20:16.386 He's killed our friends. 00:20:19.181 --> 00:20:20.682 I'll be your friend. 00:20:25.938 --> 00:20:27.397 I love you. 00:20:27.481 --> 00:20:28.899 Let's be besties. 00:20:30.984 --> 00:20:32.319 It's a Mr. Bearman. 00:20:33.946 --> 00:20:35.781 I used to have one of these when I was a kid. 00:20:36.657 --> 00:20:38.200 Mine was named David! 00:20:38.909 --> 00:20:41.119 They had their names stitched on their *. 00:20:41.787 --> 00:20:42.913 What's your name, guy? 00:20:43.372 --> 00:20:44.998 Huh? Yeah. 00:20:46.833 --> 00:20:49.836 Larry, put the bear down! 00:20:51.755 --> 00:20:53.048 I'll be your friend. 00:20:54.174 --> 00:20:55.425 I love you. 00:20:58.971 --> 00:21:00.681 Get the * out of here! 00:21:28.709 --> 00:21:30.711 Jaden Hoyles needed discipline. 00:21:37.050 --> 00:21:39.803 Hoyles acted like he could get away with anything... 00:21:39.845 --> 00:21:40.846 because he could. 00:21:41.096 --> 00:21:42.264 * it, losers! 00:21:42.347 --> 00:21:44.474 If I wrote him up on any infraction, 00:21:44.516 --> 00:21:46.476 he'd tell everyone I took a bribe. 00:21:47.561 --> 00:21:50.355 I sold my soul to save the school. 00:21:51.440 --> 00:21:53.150 Gettin' bottles ain't sh 00:21:53.233 --> 00:21:54.651 But the let outs lit 00:21:55.235 --> 00:21:56.695 But the let outs lit 00:21:56.778 --> 00:21:58.113 Homie, I'm lit 00:22:22.012 --> 00:22:23.221 You have to stop Hoyles. 00:22:23.513 --> 00:22:25.640 Do you even know what he's doing with Isis? 00:22:25.724 --> 00:22:28.310 - Hoyles is in ISIS? - Not the terrorist group. 00:22:28.393 --> 00:22:31.104 Isis, the unfortunately named sophomore, 00:22:31.188 --> 00:22:33.315 who's * Hoyles in the bathroom. 00:22:33.357 --> 00:22:36.693 Look, you asked me to be your human Sorting Hat 00:22:36.818 --> 00:22:38.653 to help you and the school, and I did. 00:22:39.154 --> 00:22:40.364 I know everyone. 00:22:40.447 --> 00:22:42.157 I made a video to show how awesome they are, 00:22:42.240 --> 00:22:44.326 and now I have a million subscribers. 00:22:44.409 --> 00:22:48.538 I get tweets everyday asking me why Principal Burr isn't stopping the bully. 00:22:49.998 --> 00:22:50.999 So? 00:22:51.375 --> 00:22:52.542 Why aren't you? 00:22:55.712 --> 00:22:57.172 You know how I got this pencil? 00:22:57.839 --> 00:23:00.717 I don't know. Did you... buy it at Staples? 00:23:00.842 --> 00:23:02.052 To get this pencil, 00:23:02.719 --> 00:23:07.849 I have to complete budgetary requisition Form 18B-234. 00:23:09.184 --> 00:23:09.976 Great. 00:23:10.060 --> 00:23:13.897 That form is then sent to a school board sub-committee for review. 00:23:14.022 --> 00:23:18.068 The board will deny several items and therefore invalidate the request. 00:23:18.568 --> 00:23:22.197 I then have to revise Form 18B-234 00:23:22.280 --> 00:23:24.324 and resubmit the amended requisition. 00:23:24.408 --> 00:23:26.076 Once the board approves the request, 00:23:26.201 --> 00:23:28.370 - I still don't get my pencil. - Copy. 00:23:28.412 --> 00:23:30.122 I have to send the form to admin. 00:23:30.205 --> 00:23:32.541 Admin gets hundreds of forms a day 00:23:32.624 --> 00:23:34.793 from 900 schools across the district. 00:23:34.876 --> 00:23:36.545 It takes them weeks to purchase, 00:23:36.586 --> 00:23:39.423 and when they do, their budget for the year has already been spent. 00:23:39.506 --> 00:23:43.218 And so, my simple request for a pencil has been denied. 00:23:44.803 --> 00:23:46.138 Yeah, you're right. 00:23:46.221 --> 00:23:49.766 I bought this pencil at Staples with my own money. 00:23:50.767 --> 00:23:54.438 You think I'm not fighting, but I'm doing what's best for you kids. 00:24:01.611 --> 00:24:02.612 Thank you? 00:24:04.656 --> 00:24:05.740 Glad I came in. 00:24:27.929 --> 00:24:30.098 Goblin Flakes, Goblin Flakes 00:24:30.140 --> 00:24:32.517 Goblin Flakes for goodness sakes 00:24:32.601 --> 00:24:34.895 Goblin Flakes, Goblin Flakes 00:24:34.978 --> 00:24:37.147 Gobble up the Goblin Flakes 00:24:37.647 --> 00:24:39.983 Flakes are made from whole-grain oats 00:24:40.108 --> 00:24:42.777 Our marshmallows will float like boats 00:24:42.861 --> 00:24:44.946 Good for breakfast or for lunch 00:24:45.030 --> 00:24:47.657 They pack that yummy, yummy punch 00:24:47.741 --> 00:24:50.118 Goblin Flakes for everyone... 00:25:11.014 --> 00:25:12.182 Psst. 00:25:13.141 --> 00:25:14.226 Psst. 00:26:25.046 --> 00:26:26.715 Pucker, pucker. 00:26:28.133 --> 00:26:30.260 Good. No, no, no, don't... don't eat it. 00:26:30.385 --> 00:26:31.344 Stay still. 00:26:31.636 --> 00:26:34.097 I'm a crisp autumn morning. 00:26:34.472 --> 00:26:36.558 - Yeah. - Girl talk or crazy talk? 00:26:36.641 --> 00:26:38.435 No. She's right. 00:26:39.227 --> 00:26:40.395 She's an autumn. 00:26:42.314 --> 00:26:43.440 Let me see. 00:26:46.568 --> 00:26:48.236 Wow, perfecto. 00:26:48.320 --> 00:26:49.988 Muy bueno, huh? 00:26:50.447 --> 00:26:52.907 Huh? You likey? You likey? 00:26:53.825 --> 00:26:55.076 Uh, okay. No, um... 00:26:55.160 --> 00:26:57.078 Maybe don't... Don't smile. 00:26:59.247 --> 00:27:01.124 I thought you might like one of these. 00:27:01.666 --> 00:27:02.792 Why don't you try them on? 00:27:05.420 --> 00:27:09.007 Your turn. Your ends are so split they need a divorce attorney. 00:27:11.259 --> 00:27:12.594 You know you wanna. 00:27:20.435 --> 00:27:22.187 For someone who knows so much, 00:27:22.687 --> 00:27:24.689 you know absolutely * about beauty. 00:27:26.107 --> 00:27:29.444 I had tutors in moral relativism and molecular chemistry. 00:27:29.944 --> 00:27:31.780 My mom had high expectations for me. 00:27:31.863 --> 00:27:33.948 Hmm. My mom made me scrape her bunions. 00:27:35.283 --> 00:27:36.701 At least you got to be with her. 00:27:37.285 --> 00:27:41.331 Dr. Winifred Green is head of Marine Sciences at Caltech. 00:27:42.707 --> 00:27:47.003 She didn't really have time for manis, or pedis, or... me. 00:27:47.128 --> 00:27:48.797 Aww. Poor baby. 00:27:49.297 --> 00:27:50.382 Did you ask her? 00:27:50.965 --> 00:27:53.176 Well, that would be reasonable. 00:27:53.301 --> 00:27:55.470 But as my therapist often said, 00:27:55.553 --> 00:27:58.556 I was prone to fits of illogical and abnormal behavior. 00:27:59.182 --> 00:28:00.725 - You? - I know, right? 00:28:01.685 --> 00:28:04.062 My mom made sure I knew the scientific method. 00:28:04.688 --> 00:28:06.147 Present a hypothesis, 00:28:06.189 --> 00:28:07.482 test with an experiment, 00:28:07.941 --> 00:28:08.942 draw a conclusion. 00:28:09.567 --> 00:28:10.860 - So I did that. - Hmm. 00:28:11.903 --> 00:28:13.822 Well, what was the hypothesis? 00:28:14.239 --> 00:28:15.824 If my mom didn't have a job, 00:28:15.907 --> 00:28:17.409 she would make more time for me. 00:28:18.034 --> 00:28:19.244 What was the experiment? 00:28:20.078 --> 00:28:23.164 I secretly played her subliminal tapes with previously published works 00:28:23.248 --> 00:28:25.917 on magmatic effects on biodiversity in Arctic waters. 00:28:26.626 --> 00:28:29.170 My hope was that she would think the ideas were her own, 00:28:29.254 --> 00:28:31.172 and then she would get fired for plagiarism. 00:28:31.214 --> 00:28:33.007 - Was she axed? - Nope. 00:28:33.550 --> 00:28:36.970 She got a grant to explore the South China Sea with the U.S. Navy... 00:28:38.096 --> 00:28:39.139 and she took it. 00:28:40.557 --> 00:28:43.601 The conclusion to my experiment was painfully clear. 00:28:44.978 --> 00:28:46.896 My mom would rather be in a nuclear submarine 00:28:46.980 --> 00:28:48.356 at the bottom of the ocean... 00:28:49.357 --> 00:28:51.109 than spend another minute with me. 00:28:55.572 --> 00:28:56.906 The night the bombs fell, 00:28:57.949 --> 00:29:01.202 Dr. Green was 3,000 feet underwater. 00:29:02.871 --> 00:29:03.872 She's still there... 00:29:04.956 --> 00:29:07.667 for now... I hope my mom is fine... 00:29:08.585 --> 00:29:09.586 and safe. 00:29:11.087 --> 00:29:13.631 But as soon as that submarine surfaces, 00:29:14.758 --> 00:29:16.760 whatever affected the adults... 00:29:17.469 --> 00:29:19.763 will turn my mom into something like Ms. Crumble. 00:29:23.099 --> 00:29:24.768 I need to help the Witch... 00:29:25.560 --> 00:29:26.728 so I can help my mom. 00:29:51.461 --> 00:29:52.462 Are you okay? 00:30:06.267 --> 00:30:07.268 Yes. Yeah. 00:30:14.734 --> 00:30:15.777 Shit. 00:30:20.323 --> 00:30:21.324 Shit. 00:31:01.573 --> 00:31:02.907 I didn't do it! It wasn't me. 00:31:14.878 --> 00:31:16.671 Thank you. Thank you so much. 00:31:18.339 --> 00:31:19.674 Ugh, damn it. 00:31:20.049 --> 00:31:21.426 Hurry, get me outta here. 00:31:23.344 --> 00:31:24.345 It's broken. 00:31:27.557 --> 00:31:28.683 Um... 00:31:29.350 --> 00:31:31.352 Where are the keys? 00:31:41.362 --> 00:31:42.947 What do you mean? 00:31:43.031 --> 00:31:43.907 Keys? 00:31:45.700 --> 00:31:48.745 What did she say? What did she... I don't understand! 00:31:48.828 --> 00:31:49.829 Jesus! 00:32:26.908 --> 00:32:27.742 Hoyles? 00:32:29.494 --> 00:32:31.454 If you're not Triumph, then who is? 00:32:33.414 --> 00:32:35.166 Shh. Shut the * up. Shut up. 00:33:21.170 --> 00:33:22.255 Hi, Josh. 00:33:24.382 --> 00:33:26.092 How are you even alive? 00:33:26.175 --> 00:33:28.302 How are you Baron Triumph? 00:33:34.350 --> 00:33:35.476 What do you want? 00:33:36.477 --> 00:33:39.731 Oh, your parents really donate the finest equipment. 00:33:41.983 --> 00:33:42.984 Where is everyone? 00:33:43.067 --> 00:33:44.736 Uh, I asked for some privacy. 00:33:44.819 --> 00:33:49.323 I wanted you to be the first to see a plaque honoring your family legacy. 00:33:55.204 --> 00:33:56.247 Is this a * joke? 00:33:56.330 --> 00:33:59.542 Oh, I've been wanting to get rid of you for years, 00:33:59.667 --> 00:34:02.336 but you can't expel a student for being an *. 00:34:02.420 --> 00:34:05.214 I needed to have a perfect plan. 00:34:06.299 --> 00:34:08.885 It started when your dad offered me that bribe. 00:34:09.594 --> 00:34:13.139 I set you up when I strenuously turned down his offer. 00:34:14.140 --> 00:34:16.184 So that when I did accept the money, 00:34:16.267 --> 00:34:18.227 you would think you had leverage, 00:34:18.728 --> 00:34:20.980 and you would blatantly act out. 00:34:24.484 --> 00:34:26.027 What do you want? 00:34:26.152 --> 00:34:27.987 I want you to gobble up my shit. 00:34:32.033 --> 00:34:32.867 Fine. 00:34:32.950 --> 00:34:33.993 No, no. 00:34:34.535 --> 00:34:35.995 No, you have to say the line. 00:34:37.955 --> 00:34:38.956 Say it. 00:34:39.582 --> 00:34:41.459 Go ahead. Say it. Say the line. 00:34:41.542 --> 00:34:43.252 Gobble up my shit, JJ. 00:34:45.338 --> 00:34:46.339 Mmm-hmm. 00:34:46.380 --> 00:34:47.673 Oh, you can do better than that. 00:34:47.715 --> 00:34:49.675 Gobble up my shit, JJ. 00:34:51.844 --> 00:34:53.096 Mmm-hmm. 00:34:53.179 --> 00:34:55.723 Come on, one more time. Gobble up my shit, JJ. 00:34:55.807 --> 00:34:57.934 Mmm-hmm! 00:34:58.017 --> 00:34:59.185 Ah, yeah. 00:34:59.769 --> 00:35:00.770 Pretty good. 00:35:11.197 --> 00:35:12.990 - But you said I... - Yeah, I know. I just... 00:35:13.074 --> 00:35:15.910 I just really, really wanted to hear you beg. 00:35:19.956 --> 00:35:21.624 This is bullshit, Burr! 00:35:21.707 --> 00:35:23.084 Look, I'm gonna tell my dad. 00:35:23.209 --> 00:35:24.585 He's gonna kick the shit outta you. 00:35:25.128 --> 00:35:27.130 You messed with the wrong * family! 00:35:39.809 --> 00:35:40.810 It's cold. 00:35:41.602 --> 00:35:42.979 I'm gonna make some tea. 00:35:43.729 --> 00:35:44.814 You're Baron Triumph? 00:35:45.398 --> 00:35:47.108 That doesn't mean I'm uncivilized. 00:35:50.278 --> 00:35:51.779 You like osso buco, Josh? 00:35:52.780 --> 00:35:54.824 There's a recipe I've been dying to try. 00:35:57.702 --> 00:35:58.703 So, Josh... 00:35:59.453 --> 00:36:02.415 Josh, you survived the apocalypse. Good for you. 00:36:03.416 --> 00:36:06.252 I told your mother when I saw her at back-to-school night. 00:36:06.335 --> 00:36:09.297 "There's something special about Josh Wheeler." 00:36:09.839 --> 00:36:11.924 Even if you did get C's in just about everything. 00:36:13.050 --> 00:36:14.969 I never write anybody off. 00:36:15.678 --> 00:36:18.347 No, no, it's the underachievers 00:36:18.431 --> 00:36:19.932 who continually surprise me. 00:36:20.641 --> 00:36:22.351 Look what you've overcome, Josh. 00:36:22.852 --> 00:36:25.062 You're dealing with an incapacitating injury. 00:36:25.146 --> 00:36:27.148 You're now a person with a disability. 00:36:27.273 --> 00:36:30.318 We say person with a disability, not a handicap. 00:36:30.735 --> 00:36:33.279 It's all about positive self-identification. 00:36:34.030 --> 00:36:38.492 I, for example, now self-define as a compulsive bi-pedophiliac. 00:36:38.993 --> 00:36:41.370 - You mean you eat people. - Hoyles isn't a person. 00:36:41.996 --> 00:36:43.080 He's a taco. 00:36:48.461 --> 00:36:51.464 Human flesh has more protein than a glass of milk. 00:36:53.674 --> 00:36:55.801 Eating kids makes me strong. 00:36:56.844 --> 00:36:59.305 And I'll turn Hoyles into what he really is. 00:37:00.056 --> 00:37:01.057 Little pieces of shit. 00:37:07.188 --> 00:37:09.148 Hurry up, Wheeler! Hurry up, he's coming back. 00:37:09.190 --> 00:37:10.650 Just help me get the keys. 00:37:12.235 --> 00:37:14.654 My * eyes. That really hurt. 00:37:14.695 --> 00:37:16.280 * that! Hoyles out! 00:37:16.364 --> 00:37:17.365 *** 00:37:22.578 --> 00:37:23.829 Uh... 00:37:24.497 --> 00:37:26.207 I've been marinating Hoyles for days. 00:37:28.501 --> 00:37:30.878 I guess I can have Josh carpaccio instead. 00:37:53.567 --> 00:37:54.610 Josh? 00:37:54.694 --> 00:37:56.821 Come out, come out wherever you are. 00:38:01.993 --> 00:38:04.745 Don't ask the guards for help. They don't speak English. 00:38:05.621 --> 00:38:07.373 That's why I use exchange students. 00:38:07.456 --> 00:38:10.459 You can't help each other if you don't understand each other. 00:38:10.543 --> 00:38:11.794 You're the principal. 00:38:12.545 --> 00:38:15.006 I thought you said kids were like wildflowers. 00:38:15.089 --> 00:38:17.967 Yeah. Yes, I was right, but for the wrong reasons. 00:38:18.217 --> 00:38:22.054 The lesson is wildflowers are invasive. 00:38:23.180 --> 00:38:25.433 They spread everywhere, damaging everything. 00:38:25.850 --> 00:38:28.102 Adults blew up the world. Not us! 00:38:28.811 --> 00:38:29.937 Yeah. 00:38:30.021 --> 00:38:31.647 Yeah, you survived. 00:38:31.731 --> 00:38:33.733 You could've done anything, 00:38:33.816 --> 00:38:36.235 but all the adults leave, and what happens? 00:38:36.569 --> 00:38:38.529 You go all Fortnite and kill each other. 00:38:39.113 --> 00:38:40.990 You're such *. 00:38:41.073 --> 00:38:43.451 No, not Sam. 00:38:44.160 --> 00:38:45.953 Sam was decent and kind. 00:38:46.746 --> 00:38:48.289 Sam Dean was the worst. 00:38:49.081 --> 00:38:51.167 Sam would have grown up to be a life coach... 00:38:51.667 --> 00:38:54.170 who sent Linkedln requests twice a week. 00:38:54.837 --> 00:38:57.506 You killed her, left her for dead. 00:38:59.884 --> 00:39:01.385 I didn't kill Sam. 00:39:03.763 --> 00:39:05.514 Well, if you didn't kill her, then who did? 00:39:05.598 --> 00:39:07.141 My point exactly, Josh. 00:39:09.477 --> 00:39:10.978 You're all *. 00:39:12.772 --> 00:39:15.399 It took Jaden Hoyles to show me the truth. 00:39:16.484 --> 00:39:17.943 I've wasted my entire life. 00:39:18.027 --> 00:39:20.738 Twenty-two years being kind and supportive. 00:39:20.821 --> 00:39:23.949 Twenty-two years of buying pencils out of my own paycheck. 00:39:24.700 --> 00:39:27.119 Twenty-two years teaching you kids 00:39:27.203 --> 00:39:29.246 to be upstanding students of the world. 00:39:29.330 --> 00:39:31.040 You learned nothing! 00:39:31.791 --> 00:39:33.459 You're all Hoyles on the inside. 00:39:35.878 --> 00:39:36.921 Completely immoral, 00:39:38.672 --> 00:39:39.799 full of gross cereal. 00:39:39.882 --> 00:39:42.927 So I'm gonna stuff you. I'm gonna stuff you like foie gras, 00:39:43.010 --> 00:39:45.137 and then I'm gonna gobble you all up. 00:39:45.221 --> 00:39:47.139 Mmm-hmm! 00:39:52.978 --> 00:39:54.063 You love kids. 00:39:55.147 --> 00:39:57.608 There must be a part of you that still remembers that. 00:39:57.733 --> 00:39:58.859 Don't Darth Vader me. 00:39:59.527 --> 00:40:00.528 I'm not your father. 00:40:01.904 --> 00:40:03.155 I'm changing. 00:40:05.699 --> 00:40:08.327 With every bite, I want more. 00:40:08.369 --> 00:40:10.746 I'm changing. I don't know into what, but I... 00:40:11.705 --> 00:40:12.706 I like it. 00:40:12.748 --> 00:40:14.333 Kill him! Kill him! 00:40:18.212 --> 00:40:19.630 Kill him! 00:40:48.701 --> 00:40:49.660 You missed. 00:40:49.869 --> 00:40:50.870 No... 00:40:51.245 --> 00:40:52.246 I didn't. 00:41:06.010 --> 00:41:11.056 Won't you let me walk you home from school? 00:41:14.935 --> 00:41:20.357 Won't you let me meet you at the pool? 00:41:23.777 --> 00:41:27.406 Maybe Friday I can 00:41:28.365 --> 00:41:31.911 Get tickets for the dance 00:41:34.747 --> 00:41:40.252 And I'll take you 00:41:46.342 --> 00:41:47.593 * go! 00:42:00.773 --> 00:42:01.857 Let's go! 00:42:26.507 --> 00:42:27.758 You're a monster. 00:42:30.052 --> 00:42:31.053 Go away. 00:42:31.971 --> 00:42:32.972 You're a monster. 00:42:35.641 --> 00:42:38.310 - Stop. - You're a monster. 00:42:39.728 --> 00:42:42.231 - Go away. - You're a monster. 00:42:42.314 --> 00:42:43.691 You're a monster. 00:42:45.109 --> 00:42:47.069 - You're a monster. - Stop it, please! 00:42:47.152 --> 00:42:49.071 - You're a monster! - Stop! 00:42:56.161 --> 00:42:57.580 What are you doing? 00:42:58.831 --> 00:43:00.833 Stop! 00:43:07.256 --> 00:43:08.257 What? 00:43:11.385 --> 00:43:14.138 Let's be monsters. 00:43:15.723 --> 00:43:19.560 I know you hate my hysterics 00:43:20.436 --> 00:43:22.605 I promise... 00:43:22.688 --> 00:43:23.689 Yeah. 00:43:24.315 --> 00:43:25.691 Yeah, let's be monsters. 00:43:26.775 --> 00:43:32.031 I won't cry wolf in the kitchen 00:43:32.948 --> 00:43:38.037 Just please Oh, please don't hang up yet 00:43:39.330 --> 00:43:41.540 Hey, we're home! 00:43:45.753 --> 00:43:47.087 So I brought some friends. 00:43:47.755 --> 00:43:49.006 Cool if they crash here? 00:43:50.758 --> 00:43:53.218 * to the no. How many times do I got to say... 00:43:55.512 --> 00:43:56.889 Yeah. It's cool, I guess. 00:44:02.353 --> 00:44:05.898 My name is Michael Francis Xavier Burr, 00:44:05.981 --> 00:44:09.943 and I was principal at Glendale High for 22 years. 00:44:10.069 --> 00:44:11.403 I helped my students, 00:44:12.071 --> 00:44:14.740 like flowers, grow into their best selves. 00:44:15.949 --> 00:44:17.993 All the flowers are gone, 00:44:18.077 --> 00:44:21.246 but today I inspired one kid to be better... 00:44:26.752 --> 00:44:28.420 to find his true self. 00:44:51.318 --> 00:44:53.696 I could sleep 00:44:54.947 --> 00:44:57.866 I could sleep 00:44:59.576 --> 00:45:01.203 In this apocalypse, 00:45:01.286 --> 00:45:03.038 we all have to stare in the mirror 00:45:03.122 --> 00:45:06.250 and admit we are not the people we thought we were. 00:45:09.962 --> 00:45:11.004 We are not good. 00:45:12.965 --> 00:45:15.174 We have terrible secrets. 00:45:15.175 --> 00:45:15.217 And those secrets eat us up from inside 00:45:16.260 --> 00:45:18.846 and turn us into monsters.