WEBVTT 00:00:07.095 --> 00:00:08.471 - Previously on "The Resort"... 00:00:08.513 --> 00:00:10.056 - I want to get answers. I'm gonna bring some closure. 00:00:10.098 --> 00:00:11.641 - What if there are no answers? - Well, there have to be-- 00:00:11.683 --> 00:00:13.184 otherwise what is the * point? 00:00:13.226 --> 00:00:14.477 - I have memory leakage. 00:00:14.519 --> 00:00:16.354 - "Leakage"? - Yeah, from my ears. 00:00:16.396 --> 00:00:18.022 - Our memory, that's all we have. 00:00:18.064 --> 00:00:19.649 When you allow yourself to remember, 00:00:19.691 --> 00:00:21.568 seemingly random pieces fall into place. 00:00:21.609 --> 00:00:24.195 - "Vi, meet me here. Love, Mom." 00:00:24.237 --> 00:00:25.822 - She believed that you hid 00:00:25.864 --> 00:00:27.699 the location of Pasaje in this book. 00:00:27.741 --> 00:00:29.200 - A room outside of time. 00:00:29.242 --> 00:00:30.618 - I need to find it. 00:00:30.660 --> 00:00:32.787 - My daughter wanted to spend Christmas here 00:00:32.829 --> 00:00:34.706 but doesn't want to spend it with me. 00:00:34.748 --> 00:00:36.958 - Mezcal, on the house. 00:00:45.175 --> 00:00:47.552 - Noah, I'm going to go in there if I find it. 00:00:47.594 --> 00:00:50.430 - I am not gonna just stand by and let my wife walk into-- 00:00:50.472 --> 00:00:52.348 - We're supposed to be two separate people. 00:00:52.390 --> 00:00:54.267 - Do you want to be married to me anymore? 00:00:54.309 --> 00:00:56.060 - I'm obsessed with trying to remember 00:00:56.102 --> 00:00:58.855 the last thing that I said to Violet. 00:00:58.897 --> 00:01:01.191 - What do you need, Emma? 00:01:01.232 --> 00:01:02.692 - I'm fine. 00:01:02.734 --> 00:01:04.611 - So what now? 00:01:04.652 --> 00:01:06.362 - We go in. 00:01:27.675 --> 00:01:29.093 - Stop it. 00:02:05.338 --> 00:02:08.716 This appears to be an obstacle. 00:02:12.929 --> 00:02:15.181 - Is this it? 00:02:15.223 --> 00:02:17.934 - Mm, I don't think so. 00:02:21.271 --> 00:02:23.523 - What do we do now? 00:02:23.564 --> 00:02:24.857 Maybe swim across? 00:02:24.899 --> 00:02:26.567 - Shit. - Yeah, indeed, shit. 00:02:26.609 --> 00:02:28.736 All this water had to come from someplace. 00:02:28.778 --> 00:02:33.032 - What if we, uh, walk along the, um, edge here? 00:02:33.074 --> 00:02:34.534 - Yeah. - Yeah. 00:02:34.575 --> 00:02:36.619 - What the * is this? - What? 00:02:38.788 --> 00:02:40.039 Holy shit. 00:02:48.047 --> 00:02:51.384 - Huh. That's-- that's pretty convenient. 00:02:57.974 --> 00:03:00.018 Okay. 00:03:00.059 --> 00:03:01.394 Let's pull. 00:03:01.436 --> 00:03:03.563 - Whoa, whoa, no. Wait, maybe we shouldn't mess 00:03:03.604 --> 00:03:06.858 with anything until we know who put this here. 00:03:13.239 --> 00:03:15.450 - Okay, keep going. Keep going, keep going. 00:03:17.744 --> 00:03:20.204 - What the * is that? 00:03:20.246 --> 00:03:21.706 - Are you gonna pull? 00:03:21.748 --> 00:03:23.791 - Yes, I'm sorry. 00:04:19.514 --> 00:04:22.391 Thank you. 00:04:24.018 --> 00:04:25.937 Is that daylight? 00:04:38.199 --> 00:04:40.952 - So this is Pasaje? 00:04:42.078 --> 00:04:44.705 - I don't feel anything. - Yeah, me neither. 00:04:44.747 --> 00:04:46.999 - How the * did we miss this? 00:05:06.477 --> 00:05:10.147 - I don't know what we're even expecting to find here. 00:05:10.189 --> 00:05:13.192 In a hurricane, we'd be underwater right now. 00:05:31.544 --> 00:05:34.797 - Hey! Over here! 00:05:34.839 --> 00:05:38.676 I found a tunnel. - There's one over here, too. 00:05:38.718 --> 00:05:40.469 - Hell, yeah. 00:05:40.511 --> 00:05:42.346 Holler if you find something, anything. 00:05:42.388 --> 00:05:44.557 - Okay. - I want to know either way. 00:06:00.573 --> 00:06:02.950 - It's warm. 00:06:16.338 --> 00:06:18.257 - Violet? 00:06:21.093 --> 00:06:22.303 Violet! 00:06:25.056 --> 00:06:26.182 Violet! 00:06:34.565 --> 00:06:35.649 - So... 00:06:35.691 --> 00:06:37.651 what happened to your face? 00:06:37.693 --> 00:06:39.320 - What happened to your * face? 00:06:39.361 --> 00:06:41.030 - Shut up. - What do you mean? 00:06:41.072 --> 00:06:43.199 - The scar under you eye, Murray. 00:06:43.240 --> 00:06:45.659 Looks like dried cum. 00:06:45.701 --> 00:06:49.163 - Well, the story begins when you left me for dead in Pomuch. 00:06:49.205 --> 00:06:52.500 - You had no pulse. - Ah, fair point. 00:06:52.541 --> 00:06:55.961 Did you know there are 12,544 resorts 00:06:56.003 --> 00:07:00.674 with over 627,000 rooms in the Yucatán Peninsula? 00:07:00.716 --> 00:07:02.593 - That doesn't seem accurate. 00:07:02.635 --> 00:07:05.888 - I went to every single one of them looking for Violet. 00:07:05.930 --> 00:07:09.099 I also called in every favor I had earned 00:07:09.141 --> 00:07:11.143 after giving 27 years of my life 00:07:11.185 --> 00:07:13.687 working for the U.S. government, 00:07:13.729 --> 00:07:18.359 but eventually everybody gave up. 00:07:18.400 --> 00:07:22.905 So one day, I walked out into the jungle, 00:07:22.947 --> 00:07:25.366 looked around and... 00:07:25.407 --> 00:07:26.492 I don't know. 00:07:26.534 --> 00:07:29.286 Everything kind of just shut off. 00:07:30.955 --> 00:07:32.581 I lost myself. 00:07:34.375 --> 00:07:36.877 But then I found myself 00:07:36.919 --> 00:07:39.797 bouncing along on the bed of a U.S. military truck-- 00:07:39.839 --> 00:07:43.884 an REO M35 that had been decommissioned 00:07:43.926 --> 00:07:47.513 and sold to a network of socialist guerilla fighters. 00:07:47.555 --> 00:07:49.390 The Frente Farabundo Martí... 00:07:49.431 --> 00:07:51.350 both: Para la Liberación Nacional. 00:07:51.392 --> 00:07:53.060 - I've heard of them. Yeah, they're great. 00:07:53.102 --> 00:07:54.436 - Operating back in those days 00:07:54.478 --> 00:07:57.731 in the political wilds of El Salvador. 00:07:57.773 --> 00:08:00.359 I can't divulge much about the next year 00:08:00.401 --> 00:08:05.489 other than I impersonated an exterminator 00:08:05.531 --> 00:08:09.535 and embedded myself in a certain communist regime. 00:08:09.577 --> 00:08:11.203 I'm talking about Cuba. 00:08:11.245 --> 00:08:12.705 - It's pronounced Coo-ba. - Cuba. 00:08:12.746 --> 00:08:15.624 I'm talking about the island nation of Cuba. 00:08:15.666 --> 00:08:19.628 And I engaged in a brief but very passionate affair 00:08:19.670 --> 00:08:22.548 with the stepdaughter of a man it's best not to name. 00:08:22.590 --> 00:08:26.760 - Who's that? - Rhymes with fool-iani. 00:08:26.802 --> 00:08:28.762 I was required to make a hasty exit, 00:08:28.804 --> 00:08:31.599 so I found an abandoned shipping container 00:08:31.640 --> 00:08:33.976 outside of Havana that I could squat in. 00:08:34.018 --> 00:08:36.979 It turned out it was still operational, 00:08:37.021 --> 00:08:39.273 which I discovered one morning when I awoke 00:08:39.315 --> 00:08:43.652 and felt the sea rolling underneath me. 00:08:43.694 --> 00:08:48.115 I was locked inside for days, maybe weeks--I don't know. 00:08:48.157 --> 00:08:50.743 And in that darkness, 00:08:50.784 --> 00:08:52.953 all of my memories were all that I had-- 00:08:52.995 --> 00:08:56.582 Rita, the freckles on her back that looked like stars, 00:08:56.623 --> 00:09:00.794 the smell of Violet's hair when she would hug me. 00:09:00.836 --> 00:09:03.047 And that's when it hit me-- 00:09:03.088 --> 00:09:04.798 what the * was I doing? 00:09:04.840 --> 00:09:06.717 I'm her dad. 00:09:06.759 --> 00:09:09.887 It was my only job to find her and protect her. 00:09:09.928 --> 00:09:11.638 And I'd given up. - Yeah, you did. 00:09:11.680 --> 00:09:14.391 - So with every ounce of will I could summon, 00:09:14.433 --> 00:09:15.851 plus one copper penny, 00:09:15.893 --> 00:09:17.478 a small packet of yellow mustard, 00:09:17.519 --> 00:09:20.272 and a bit of personal bile, 00:09:20.314 --> 00:09:23.650 I was able to effect an escape from that shipping container. 00:09:23.692 --> 00:09:26.362 I commandeered a Norwegian family's 00:09:26.403 --> 00:09:28.739 44-million-krone sailboat, 00:09:28.781 --> 00:09:31.825 set a course due south around the Cape of Good Hope, 00:09:31.867 --> 00:09:33.994 and headed straight for Quintana Roo, 00:09:34.036 --> 00:09:35.913 where this all began. 00:09:35.954 --> 00:09:37.581 - Hmm. 00:09:38.707 --> 00:09:41.752 And how the * did you get that scar? 00:09:43.212 --> 00:09:44.963 - What? 00:09:54.056 --> 00:09:55.432 Eggs? 00:09:59.603 --> 00:10:02.523 Wait. 00:10:05.859 --> 00:10:07.027 - Hang on! 00:10:09.238 --> 00:10:11.573 I got it. 00:10:14.034 --> 00:10:15.452 - Holy shit. 00:10:15.494 --> 00:10:18.539 Oh, hol--hol-- 00:10:18.580 --> 00:10:20.582 hold that bastard still. 00:10:20.624 --> 00:10:22.918 I'll puncture him in the Jacobson's organ. 00:10:22.960 --> 00:10:25.087 - Back off! 00:10:25.128 --> 00:10:29.216 I'm tired of being assaulted by symbols. 00:10:43.605 --> 00:10:46.859 You--you do have... 00:10:46.900 --> 00:10:48.068 four noses. 00:10:50.654 --> 00:10:52.281 Are we done here? 00:10:55.993 --> 00:10:57.119 Good. 00:11:06.461 --> 00:11:09.756 - No. No, no, no, no, *. 00:11:14.011 --> 00:11:15.887 - Violet! 00:11:15.929 --> 00:11:18.348 - Sam? - Violet, can you hear me? 00:11:18.390 --> 00:11:20.517 - Yeah, yeah. I'm over here. 00:11:20.559 --> 00:11:22.436 - Where are you? - Can you hear me? 00:11:22.477 --> 00:11:24.813 Sam. 00:11:24.855 --> 00:11:26.315 Can you see my light? - Yeah, I see. 00:11:26.356 --> 00:11:27.774 Hey. - Sam. 00:11:27.816 --> 00:11:28.942 - Hey. - Sam, hi. 00:11:28.984 --> 00:11:30.360 - Hi. - How'd you find me? 00:11:30.402 --> 00:11:31.570 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm okay. 00:11:31.612 --> 00:11:32.696 - You're not hurt? - Yeah, I'm good. 00:11:32.738 --> 00:11:33.822 - Okay. - Are you okay? 00:11:33.864 --> 00:11:34.948 - Yeah. We got to get out of here. 00:11:34.990 --> 00:11:36.450 It's starting to get bad. - Yes, please. 00:11:36.491 --> 00:11:37.618 - Why'd you ditch me? 00:11:37.659 --> 00:11:39.202 - I didn't ditch you. I left a note. 00:11:39.244 --> 00:11:40.579 - What note? What are you talking about? 00:11:40.621 --> 00:11:42.372 - It's in your shoe. - Which shoe? 00:11:42.414 --> 00:11:45.000 - The right one. I don't know. 00:11:45.042 --> 00:11:46.418 - Why would you put it in a shoe? 00:11:46.460 --> 00:11:50.631 - 'Cause it was there. Where else would I put it? 00:11:50.672 --> 00:11:52.507 - What did it say? - I don't know. 00:11:52.549 --> 00:11:53.884 It doesn't really matter. Can we--can we go? 00:11:53.925 --> 00:11:54.926 - Okay. How did it go? 00:11:54.968 --> 00:11:56.553 You find Pasaje? - No. 00:11:56.595 --> 00:11:57.804 - Okay. 00:11:57.846 --> 00:12:00.557 - We can get out over here. - Okay. 00:12:05.979 --> 00:12:07.939 Wait. What? 00:12:07.981 --> 00:12:11.902 Shit. It's a dead end. 00:12:11.943 --> 00:12:14.071 - Oh, hello. Maybe not. 00:12:29.127 --> 00:12:31.088 - Holy shit. 00:12:31.129 --> 00:12:34.174 - Shit. I-I could've sworn it was right here. 00:12:34.216 --> 00:12:36.635 - There's nothing here. - Listen... 00:12:36.676 --> 00:12:39.930 No, there's--there's got to be another way out. 00:12:39.971 --> 00:12:42.015 - Okay. Okay. - Hold on one second. 00:12:52.192 --> 00:12:53.860 I didn't see anything. 00:12:53.902 --> 00:12:57.072 It's okay. We'll figure something out. 00:12:58.824 --> 00:13:00.158 - I'm really sorry. 00:13:00.200 --> 00:13:02.661 - No, no, it's okay. It's okay. 00:13:09.042 --> 00:13:11.336 - What's that? - What? 00:13:13.505 --> 00:13:16.466 Okay. - Okay. Um, hold this. 00:13:16.508 --> 00:13:17.050 - Yeah. Yeah. 00:13:18.468 --> 00:13:20.137 - Oh, goddamn. Okay. 00:13:20.178 --> 00:13:23.014 Oh, dear *. 00:13:23.849 --> 00:13:25.976 The tunnel keeps going. 00:13:26.351 --> 00:13:27.811 I can almost crawl inside. 00:13:27.853 --> 00:13:29.688 - Okay, let's just wait for the other guys to get here. 00:13:29.688 --> 00:13:30.647 Please. 00:13:30.814 --> 00:13:33.066 - Ready? - Yeah. 00:13:33.108 --> 00:13:37.195 Go! 00:13:42.242 --> 00:13:44.995 - Well, this is a kind of shitty way 00:13:45.036 --> 00:13:46.788 to end a pretty great vacation. 00:13:48.373 --> 00:13:52.002 Pretty stupid for you to follow me in here. 00:13:52.043 --> 00:13:54.212 - All in all, I think... 00:13:54.254 --> 00:13:56.006 still better than talking to Hanna 00:13:56.047 --> 00:13:57.924 about her professor's *. 00:14:00.594 --> 00:14:02.596 - Help! - Help! 00:14:07.684 --> 00:14:09.394 - This is gonna kill my dad. 00:14:12.647 --> 00:14:15.108 Vi, it's gonna be okay. 00:14:58.318 --> 00:14:59.444 - Emma? 00:15:08.078 --> 00:15:09.454 Emma! 00:16:19.232 --> 00:16:21.651 - I'm okay. 00:16:21.693 --> 00:16:24.362 - Baltasar, you just saved my life again. 00:16:24.404 --> 00:16:27.323 That's four times now. 00:16:27.365 --> 00:16:29.659 I'm gonna need you to take a drink. 00:16:36.332 --> 00:16:38.626 - Mmm. 00:16:38.668 --> 00:16:40.003 This is good mezcal. 00:16:40.044 --> 00:16:41.796 - Mm. - Yeah. 00:16:41.838 --> 00:16:44.299 - I lived in Michoacán for one year, 00:16:44.340 --> 00:16:49.429 learning the ways of mezcal at the Patasacaro distillery. 00:16:49.470 --> 00:16:51.681 - What do you say? 00:16:51.723 --> 00:16:56.519 - "Patasacaro" distillery. - Pátzcuaro, you mean? 00:16:56.561 --> 00:16:58.188 - That is what I said. - Yeah. 00:16:58.229 --> 00:17:00.857 Your Spanish is still very bad after all these years. 00:17:00.899 --> 00:17:02.400 - So I've been told. - Yeah. 00:17:02.442 --> 00:17:05.320 - I'm not any good at making mezcal either, 00:17:05.361 --> 00:17:09.490 but they did give me a few cases before they fired me. 00:17:09.532 --> 00:17:11.409 - That seems fair. 00:17:28.885 --> 00:17:30.303 - Dad? 00:17:34.933 --> 00:17:36.768 What's going on? 00:17:40.813 --> 00:17:43.900 Why do you look like that? What happened? 00:17:48.404 --> 00:17:50.531 I was looking for you. 00:17:50.573 --> 00:17:52.325 - I'm sorry. 00:17:52.367 --> 00:17:55.119 - I was looking for you the whole time. 00:17:58.331 --> 00:17:59.457 - What? 00:18:18.101 --> 00:18:20.895 - What the *'s happening right now? 00:18:22.271 --> 00:18:24.148 - Oh. 00:18:24.190 --> 00:18:26.401 You... 00:18:26.442 --> 00:18:27.860 you haven't told them. 00:18:27.902 --> 00:18:29.237 - We didn't know what to say. 00:18:29.278 --> 00:18:31.698 - We thought maybe you could handle that. 00:18:38.788 --> 00:18:42.291 - Well, that's--I-- That's just not possible. 00:18:42.333 --> 00:18:44.127 We were at the resort yesterday morning. 00:18:44.168 --> 00:18:47.130 - The resort was destroyed by a hurricane 15 years ago. 00:18:47.171 --> 00:18:49.590 Hand. - But I-I saw you dance. 00:18:49.632 --> 00:18:52.719 - Oh, I haven't danced in 15 years, kid. 00:18:52.760 --> 00:18:56.431 - Okay, well, that would be sad if it were true, but I saw you. 00:18:56.472 --> 00:18:58.683 Y-you were dancing with a whole bunch of other people, 00:18:58.725 --> 00:19:00.059 and then the crazy guy who owns the resort 00:19:00.101 --> 00:19:01.853 elbowed me in the face, and then that developed 00:19:01.894 --> 00:19:05.314 into kind of, like, a-- more of a kidnapping situation. 00:19:05.356 --> 00:19:07.984 - Well, um, Alex walked into the ocean 00:19:08.025 --> 00:19:10.069 and drowned 15 years ago. 00:19:10.111 --> 00:19:11.320 - Whoa, okay, softer touch. 00:19:11.362 --> 00:19:12.530 - "Softer touch"? 00:19:12.572 --> 00:19:14.365 We don't need to be softer with these guys. 00:19:14.407 --> 00:19:16.742 These guys just transcended time. 00:19:16.784 --> 00:19:19.245 They're * heroes. It's--it's bananas. 00:19:20.913 --> 00:19:22.331 What... 00:19:22.373 --> 00:19:25.251 what do you remember, huh? 00:19:25.293 --> 00:19:28.463 What happened when you were floating there all those years? 00:19:28.504 --> 00:19:31.507 - I-I don't understand why you keep saying "years." 00:19:31.549 --> 00:19:33.593 We were in there for maybe five minutes. 00:19:33.634 --> 00:19:35.344 - Well, what happened when you were floating there 00:19:35.386 --> 00:19:38.556 those five minutes? 00:19:38.598 --> 00:19:40.558 I, uh... 00:19:43.227 --> 00:19:44.520 - What? 00:19:46.772 --> 00:19:48.858 - I... 00:19:48.900 --> 00:19:51.319 I-I don't remember. 00:19:55.990 --> 00:20:00.661 - Wait. Why did you scratch your ear? 00:20:02.788 --> 00:20:06.209 - It--it itched. 00:20:09.503 --> 00:20:11.505 - Hey, uh... 00:20:11.547 --> 00:20:14.926 look, man, I, uh-- I don't understand 00:20:14.967 --> 00:20:16.719 any of this shit either, 00:20:16.761 --> 00:20:18.763 but, uh, you know, you're here. 00:20:18.804 --> 00:20:20.348 You're alive. That's good. 00:20:20.389 --> 00:20:22.558 And, uh... 00:20:22.600 --> 00:20:24.810 you're gonna be okay. 00:20:24.852 --> 00:20:28.606 - Yeah. Thank you. - Yeah. 00:20:28.648 --> 00:20:30.942 - Do you have a cell phone I can borrow? 00:20:30.983 --> 00:20:32.944 I-I feel like I should call my parents. 00:20:32.985 --> 00:20:34.487 - Yeah, absolutely. 00:20:34.528 --> 00:20:36.614 I mean, I doubt you'll be able to get any service out here, 00:20:36.656 --> 00:20:39.867 but, uh, here you go. 00:20:39.909 --> 00:20:41.619 - What's this? 00:20:41.661 --> 00:20:45.206 - Oh, ri--sorry. Yeah, yeah, let me unlock it for you. 00:20:45.248 --> 00:20:46.749 All right, there we go. 00:20:49.251 --> 00:20:50.878 - Is there a keypad? 00:20:54.382 --> 00:20:56.968 - Right, right, yeah. So, like, here-- 00:20:57.009 --> 00:21:00.388 there's--the keypad comes up here, and it's all just touch. 00:21:03.140 --> 00:21:05.393 - Hey. - Hi. 00:21:09.063 --> 00:21:10.523 - Thank you. 00:21:18.239 --> 00:21:20.032 - Did you see her? 00:21:34.463 --> 00:21:36.590 Was it worth it? 00:21:40.010 --> 00:21:41.929 - It still hurts. 00:21:45.641 --> 00:21:49.437 Yeah, well, it gets better. 00:21:52.523 --> 00:21:54.692 It's always there, but... 00:21:58.404 --> 00:22:00.197 It gets better. 00:22:08.706 --> 00:22:11.208 - Wow. 00:22:11.250 --> 00:22:14.044 - Yeah, and see? It'll linger. 00:22:16.964 --> 00:22:21.469 Hopefully somebody's in the area. 00:22:21.510 --> 00:22:23.095 - Like, I know we're supposed to be all mature 00:22:23.137 --> 00:22:25.222 and cool about this, but... 00:22:28.142 --> 00:22:30.019 - Yeah. 00:22:30.060 --> 00:22:32.688 - I mean, like, they were in there for 5 minutes, 00:22:32.730 --> 00:22:34.273 and they were out 15 * years. 00:22:34.315 --> 00:22:37.067 I mean, what if they'd been in there for, like, 20 minutes? 00:22:43.365 --> 00:22:45.409 Why didn't you get in the water? 00:22:51.290 --> 00:22:54.335 - I didn't want to lose 15 years. 00:23:04.929 --> 00:23:08.766 - Dad, are we still on for dinner tonight? 00:23:08.807 --> 00:23:10.935 Remember, we made a plan. 00:23:14.563 --> 00:23:17.858 Right. 00:23:17.900 --> 00:23:19.985 Yeah. 00:23:20.027 --> 00:23:22.530 Uh, yeah, dinner sounds-- I think that'll be fine. 00:23:22.571 --> 00:23:23.864 - Yeah? - Dinner. 00:23:23.906 --> 00:23:26.408 Okay. 00:23:26.450 --> 00:23:30.120 - Sam, don't point that at me. - Okay. 00:23:30.162 --> 00:23:34.541 And you want to two-hand it and just do it? 00:23:48.847 --> 00:23:50.266 Hmm? 00:23:50.307 --> 00:23:52.810 - I'm good. - No. Good. 00:23:55.854 --> 00:23:57.648 - Well... 00:23:57.690 --> 00:23:59.608 we did it. 00:23:59.650 --> 00:24:02.486 I guess we're not terrible detectives after all. 00:24:02.528 --> 00:24:04.738 - Eh, we're not good ones either, though. 00:24:04.780 --> 00:24:06.824 - Hmm. - Speak for yourself. 00:24:08.575 --> 00:24:11.495 - You did not fight a snake. 00:24:11.537 --> 00:24:13.580 - What? - You didn't fight a snake. 00:24:13.622 --> 00:24:15.666 - I did. I-I swear, I-- 00:24:15.708 --> 00:24:17.167 I was holding him so tight, 00:24:17.209 --> 00:24:19.420 blood was coming out of--of his eyes. 00:24:19.461 --> 00:24:21.255 - Yeah, but it was, like, a baby one, right? 00:24:21.296 --> 00:24:22.548 Like, a little-- 00:24:22.589 --> 00:24:25.050 - It was a-a four-nosed * serpent, Noah. 00:24:25.092 --> 00:24:26.719 Hmm? It was huge. 00:24:26.760 --> 00:24:28.637 - Yeah, dude, I don't know about that. 00:24:28.679 --> 00:24:30.014 - It was a * anaconda. 00:24:30.055 --> 00:24:32.933 - It all kind of seems like a bunch of bullshit. 00:24:36.687 --> 00:24:38.605 - I kind of want to rent a Jet Ski. 00:24:40.899 --> 00:24:42.860 Or a banana boat.