WEBVTT 00:00:03.258 --> 00:00:05.176 All right, it's Saturday. 00:00:05.218 --> 00:00:08.388 I got a lot of nothing planned for today so let's get to it! 00:00:08.430 --> 00:00:10.473 A lot of nothing? 00:00:10.515 --> 00:00:12.517 But look at all the fun stuff on today's community calendar: 00:00:12.559 --> 00:00:15.353 A car show, a line-dancing contest... 00:00:15.395 --> 00:00:16.646 a pie festival! 00:00:16.730 --> 00:00:18.398 Ooh! 00:00:18.440 --> 00:00:20.650 All perfect for our father-son day, Jake. 00:00:20.734 --> 00:00:23.153 Let's take a joyride to a line-dancing contest 00:00:23.194 --> 00:00:26.197 and start a pie fight. 00:00:26.239 --> 00:00:27.615 Or we can do something 00:00:27.657 --> 00:00:30.452 that doesn't ruin other people's good time. 00:00:30.493 --> 00:00:31.911 You're taking a lot off the table there. 00:00:35.039 --> 00:00:36.666 Great, a fly got in. 00:00:36.750 --> 00:00:39.252 I guess this is my entertainment for the day. 00:00:39.461 --> 00:00:41.629 Amy, stop! It's me, Colby! 00:00:43.465 --> 00:00:45.008 I shape-shifted into a fly 00:00:45.049 --> 00:00:47.010 and I've been stuck ever since. 00:00:47.051 --> 00:00:49.429 So you're still gross but now you have wings. 00:00:49.471 --> 00:00:51.389 Pretty much. 00:00:51.431 --> 00:00:53.308 Wait, you're a fly now? 00:00:53.349 --> 00:00:55.435 Then why have I been talking to this oven mitt all morning? 00:00:57.103 --> 00:00:58.438 We just thought you were losing it. 00:01:00.023 --> 00:01:01.441 And I'm nice now, 00:01:01.483 --> 00:01:02.317 so I didn't want to say anything. 00:01:04.402 --> 00:01:06.112 Morning. 00:01:06.154 --> 00:01:07.780 Hey, Mom, what are you all dressed up for? 00:01:07.822 --> 00:01:10.325 Well, I'm going to the community job fair 00:01:10.366 --> 00:01:11.618 at your school. 00:01:11.659 --> 00:01:13.453 Mama's gonna join the work force! 00:01:13.495 --> 00:01:15.121 Why do you want a job? 00:01:15.163 --> 00:01:16.664 I mean, I get the money part, 00:01:16.706 --> 00:01:18.625 but don't they make you work, too? 00:01:18.666 --> 00:01:19.667 Everyone in the family has found 00:01:19.709 --> 00:01:21.628 a place in this new life except me. 00:01:21.669 --> 00:01:22.879 I mean, you all go to school, 00:01:22.962 --> 00:01:25.215 your father's a substitute teacher... 00:01:25.256 --> 00:01:28.301 I used to be third in command of all villains. 00:01:28.343 --> 00:01:31.262 And now I spend my day building castles 00:01:31.304 --> 00:01:33.264 out of tortilla chips. 00:01:33.306 --> 00:01:36.684 Spoiler alert: the drawbridge is my mouth. 00:01:39.562 --> 00:01:41.147 Good for you getting a job. 00:01:41.189 --> 00:01:44.859 Bad for whoever you work for, but good for you! 00:01:44.901 --> 00:01:46.444 I'm glad you feel that way 00:01:46.486 --> 00:01:48.696 because you're both coming with me. 00:01:48.738 --> 00:01:50.531 For moral support? 00:01:50.573 --> 00:01:52.700 No. To show me where your silly little school is. 00:01:55.161 --> 00:01:57.497 Is that a fly? 00:01:57.538 --> 00:01:59.707 I'll get him! 00:01:59.749 --> 00:02:01.459 Wait, Mom, no! That's Colby! 00:02:26.567 --> 00:02:27.986 Hello, Celia. 00:02:28.027 --> 00:02:29.737 Mm-hmm. 00:02:29.779 --> 00:02:32.365 And Robert, the police chief! 00:02:32.407 --> 00:02:33.866 So nice to see you! 00:02:33.908 --> 00:02:35.618 Since we are law-abiding citizens. 00:02:35.660 --> 00:02:37.328 In fact, that's my favorite thing to do with the law: 00:02:37.370 --> 00:02:39.038 abide it. 00:02:39.122 --> 00:02:40.748 Well, I need my paint supplies, 00:02:40.790 --> 00:02:43.960 so about you abide outta my way? 00:02:44.002 --> 00:02:45.878 Wait. Why are your paint supplies in here? 00:02:45.920 --> 00:02:47.630 I don't want 'em at my house. 00:02:47.672 --> 00:02:51.801 I need the space for my medieval weapons collection. 00:02:51.843 --> 00:02:56.848 You haven't lived till you've seen her wield a Viking axe. 00:02:56.889 --> 00:02:58.975 Well, I guess I'd rather not live. 00:03:00.268 --> 00:03:01.978 The paint's for me. 00:03:02.020 --> 00:03:03.646 I'm doing a little graffiti cleanup downtown. 00:03:03.688 --> 00:03:05.440 Oh, cool. Can I help? 00:03:05.481 --> 00:03:06.983 I've been looking for ways 00:03:07.025 --> 00:03:08.234 to get more involved in the community. 00:03:08.276 --> 00:03:09.736 Absolutely! 00:03:09.777 --> 00:03:12.447 That's very admirable, son. 00:03:12.488 --> 00:03:16.492 But I thought we were gonna hang out today, actual son. 00:03:16.534 --> 00:03:18.703 Its' okay, Dad. We can still do something this afternoon. 00:03:18.745 --> 00:03:20.580 This afternoon, huh? Deal. 00:03:20.621 --> 00:03:22.081 I'll see you at 12:01 sharp. 00:03:24.542 --> 00:03:27.503 Well, Robert, while you're out, 00:03:27.545 --> 00:03:30.923 I'll be preparing for our one-month anniversary tonight. 00:03:30.965 --> 00:03:34.844 Ooh, that's what I call a win-win. 00:03:34.886 --> 00:03:37.597 - How about a little preview? - Oh! 00:03:37.638 --> 00:03:39.474 There are children in the room! 00:03:44.729 --> 00:03:46.856 Well, it's about time! 00:03:46.898 --> 00:03:48.274 You were supposed to be back hours ago. 00:03:48.316 --> 00:03:49.734 You kept me waiting so long, 00:03:49.776 --> 00:03:51.110 I ate three of your mom's chip castles. 00:03:52.612 --> 00:03:54.864 Your son was a machine today! 00:03:54.906 --> 00:03:58.701 He cleaned up every last shred of graffiti in town. 00:03:58.743 --> 00:04:02.288 Sorry for accidentally erasing all those crosswalks. 00:04:02.330 --> 00:04:04.373 That's okay. You gave me a reason to write more 00:04:04.415 --> 00:04:05.625 jay walking tickets. 00:04:07.585 --> 00:04:09.879 Anyway, thanks again for your help. 00:04:16.135 --> 00:04:17.637 Wow. That guy should arrest himself 00:04:17.678 --> 00:04:19.096 for overstaying his welcome. 00:04:20.890 --> 00:04:22.975 Anyway... 00:04:23.017 --> 00:04:25.895 check out the amazing afternoon I planned for us. 00:04:25.937 --> 00:04:28.898 Don't you think I'm a little old to play with toys? 00:04:28.940 --> 00:04:31.317 Don't you think you're a little old to play with toys? 00:04:31.359 --> 00:04:32.902 We're not playing with them. 00:04:32.944 --> 00:04:34.570 We're using them to plan a cell-tower heist. 00:04:34.612 --> 00:04:36.072 Why would we do that? 00:04:36.113 --> 00:04:37.073 The cell reception here is terrible. 00:04:38.574 --> 00:04:39.575 But with your super strength, 00:04:39.617 --> 00:04:40.826 we can move the tower from 00:04:40.868 --> 00:04:42.578 across town to our neighborhood. 00:04:42.620 --> 00:04:44.539 This is the plan. This one's me. 00:04:44.580 --> 00:04:46.582 "Hey, Jake, lift up that cell tower, would ya?" 00:04:46.624 --> 00:04:48.584 "Sure thing, Dad! You're the best!" 00:04:48.626 --> 00:04:50.836 "Uh-oh, here comes that dork Robert!" 00:04:50.878 --> 00:04:53.130 "You're not my real dad!" 00:04:56.467 --> 00:04:58.761 Should I be worried about you? 00:04:58.803 --> 00:05:02.473 Come on, Jake! You and I used to do stuff like this all the time! 00:05:02.515 --> 00:05:05.184 Remember when we chiseled my face into Mount Rushmore? 00:05:05.268 --> 00:05:07.853 Of course. Your nose fell off and it started a rockslide. 00:05:09.939 --> 00:05:11.565 Dad, I told you I'm just not into doing 00:05:11.607 --> 00:05:12.984 villain stuff anymore. 00:05:13.025 --> 00:05:15.653 Oh, okay, I'll meet you halfway. 00:05:15.695 --> 00:05:16.904 Why don't we just hit golf * 00:05:16.946 --> 00:05:18.322 into the neighbors' chimneys. 00:05:18.364 --> 00:05:20.157 That's fun, innocent. 00:05:20.199 --> 00:05:22.368 Nobody gets hurt except the occasional roofer. 00:05:24.161 --> 00:05:26.455 Actually, I was hoping we could postpone 00:05:26.497 --> 00:05:27.623 our plan to hang out today so I can go on 00:05:27.665 --> 00:05:28.874 a ride-along with Robert. 00:05:28.916 --> 00:05:31.294 A ride-along?! In a police car? 00:05:31.335 --> 00:05:35.131 You know that's our family's least favorite kind of car! 00:05:35.172 --> 00:05:37.591 But if you'd rather do that than hang out with me-- 00:05:37.633 --> 00:05:38.676 Thanks, Dad! 00:05:42.888 --> 00:05:44.223 Wow, Hartley. This resumé you wrote 00:05:44.223 --> 00:05:46.684 makes my mom's work history sound amazing. 00:05:46.726 --> 00:05:50.187 I had no idea you're a better liar on paper than you are in person? 00:05:50.229 --> 00:05:53.441 I didn't lie. I "finessed" the words. 00:05:53.524 --> 00:05:55.276 But let's just hope nobody calls the references 00:05:55.318 --> 00:05:57.820 because those are all fake. 00:05:57.862 --> 00:06:00.364 Well, I don't know how you could possibly "finesse" 00:06:00.406 --> 00:06:02.575 that I was the number three villain in the world, 00:06:02.616 --> 00:06:05.036 specializing in electrocution. 00:06:05.077 --> 00:06:07.288 By saying you were a senior executive 00:06:07.329 --> 00:06:09.290 with expertise in electrical engineering. 00:06:09.331 --> 00:06:11.208 Oh! That's good! 00:06:11.250 --> 00:06:14.712 That's like lying without lying. 00:06:14.754 --> 00:06:16.172 Okay, now let's go get me a job! 00:06:18.674 --> 00:06:20.634 Uh, hi. 00:06:20.676 --> 00:06:24.096 Hi, Donna Plank, founder of FacciaGrande face cream. 00:06:24.138 --> 00:06:25.639 And you are? 00:06:25.681 --> 00:06:27.183 I'm Eva Madden. 00:06:27.224 --> 00:06:30.269 This is my resumé! 00:06:31.771 --> 00:06:34.648 Donna Plank doesn't do paper. 00:06:34.690 --> 00:06:37.777 I want you to tell me why I should hire you. 00:06:38.652 --> 00:06:40.946 Uh... 00:06:40.988 --> 00:06:44.158 Don't be nervous but you're already tanking this. 00:06:44.200 --> 00:06:48.913 No. 00:06:55.336 --> 00:06:57.463 I think that was a great first try. 00:06:57.505 --> 00:06:59.673 Are you finessing words again? 00:06:59.715 --> 00:07:00.800 What do you think? 00:07:04.303 --> 00:07:06.347 Jake may not want to hang out now 00:07:06.388 --> 00:07:08.182 but wait till he sees me having fun 00:07:08.224 --> 00:07:10.226 with a clone of his old villainous self! 00:07:10.267 --> 00:07:13.479 Bad Jake is your boy! 00:07:13.521 --> 00:07:15.105 Uh, don't get too excited. 00:07:15.147 --> 00:07:18.275 You're basically gonna live for a day. 00:07:18.317 --> 00:07:20.861 But once he gets jealous and comes back to me, 00:07:20.903 --> 00:07:23.906 I'll vaporize you and everybody wins. 00:07:23.948 --> 00:07:26.951 Oh. I don't wanna vaporize the wrong one. 00:07:26.992 --> 00:07:30.746 Here. Wear this pin so I can tell you apart. 00:07:30.788 --> 00:07:34.375 Wait, so you're telling me I only exist to be a tool of your spite? 00:07:34.416 --> 00:07:37.795 No! You're a synthetic symbol of my love for my son. 00:07:37.837 --> 00:07:39.338 But you're still only gonna live for a day. 00:07:41.006 --> 00:07:41.799 Works for me! 00:07:43.759 --> 00:07:47.304 Hey! I spent hours on that! 00:07:47.346 --> 00:07:49.557 We are gonna have so much fun! 00:07:55.938 --> 00:07:57.898 Okay, Jake should be here any minute. 00:07:57.940 --> 00:08:00.526 Whatever you do, look like you're having a blast! 00:08:00.568 --> 00:08:02.319 I wasn't even alive two hours ago. 00:08:02.361 --> 00:08:03.654 Of course, I'm having a blast. 00:08:07.783 --> 00:08:09.326 What is going on? 00:08:09.368 --> 00:08:11.829 Oh, hi. I'm Bad Jake. 00:08:11.870 --> 00:08:14.206 You must be... Lame Jake. 00:08:15.332 --> 00:08:17.126 No, I'm regular Jake. 00:08:17.167 --> 00:08:21.171 I mean, Normal Jake-- just Jake! 00:08:21.213 --> 00:08:22.923 Since you don't want to hang out with me anymore, 00:08:22.965 --> 00:08:25.301 you wouldn't mind if I made a clone of you who does. 00:08:25.342 --> 00:08:27.428 You have to get rid of him. 00:08:27.469 --> 00:08:29.680 What's the matter? You jealous? 00:08:29.722 --> 00:08:33.517 Hello? Anybody home? 00:08:33.559 --> 00:08:35.436 No, I'm worried that our landlady 00:08:35.477 --> 00:08:36.854 who comes over every ten minutes 00:08:36.895 --> 00:08:38.314 might see that there's two of me! 00:08:38.355 --> 00:08:40.607 Good point. Bad Jake, go hide. 00:08:40.691 --> 00:08:44.737 Sorry, old man. I play by my own rules. 00:08:44.778 --> 00:08:48.741 I'm sorry, but how can you not love this guy?! 00:08:48.782 --> 00:08:50.701 Time's up! I'm coming in! 00:08:54.204 --> 00:08:56.915 Hello, Celia! Look at you. 00:08:56.957 --> 00:08:59.877 Dating the police chief and still making illegal entries. 00:08:59.918 --> 00:09:02.546 Look at you. Still thinking I care. 00:09:04.173 --> 00:09:06.592 I came to talk to Jake. 00:09:06.633 --> 00:09:08.594 Since you've gotten to know Robert, 00:09:08.635 --> 00:09:11.013 I wanted to get your opinion on the anniversary gift 00:09:11.055 --> 00:09:13.807 I picked out for him. 00:09:13.849 --> 00:09:16.560 Lame! Get him a flame thrower. 00:09:16.602 --> 00:09:19.897 Good idea! I can get him one that matches mine! 00:09:24.943 --> 00:09:27.237 And that's why we can't keep Bad Jake around. 00:09:27.279 --> 00:09:29.031 Why? Because you're jealous? 00:09:30.240 --> 00:09:32.326 No! Stop saying that. 00:09:32.367 --> 00:09:34.203 And stop making fake people to get back with your family. 00:09:34.244 --> 00:09:36.121 This is just like the time you made a fake mom 00:09:36.163 --> 00:09:38.665 'cause the real one forgot your birthday! 00:09:38.749 --> 00:09:41.960 She'll never make that mistake again. 00:09:42.002 --> 00:09:43.462 Whatever, I have to get ready for the ride-along. 00:09:45.964 --> 00:09:49.134 All right, Bad Jake, this is not working. 00:09:49.176 --> 00:09:51.011 We have to up our game. 00:09:51.053 --> 00:09:54.056 Time to hit some golf balls into the neighbor's chimneys! 00:09:54.098 --> 00:09:55.682 Yeah! 00:09:59.269 --> 00:10:01.355 All right, I love you but that's getting old. 00:10:06.110 --> 00:10:08.445 -Mom, are you okay? -I don't know what just happened. 00:10:08.487 --> 00:10:10.697 I have always been fearless, 00:10:10.781 --> 00:10:12.491 and she asked me why she should hire me, 00:10:12.533 --> 00:10:14.701 and I... froze. 00:10:14.785 --> 00:10:16.537 That happens to me at the fro-yo shop. 00:10:16.578 --> 00:10:19.331 I walk in knowing what I want but when they take my order, 00:10:19.373 --> 00:10:22.084 I freeze up in a vortex of vanilla, chocolate and swirl. 00:10:23.627 --> 00:10:25.087 The struggle is real. 00:10:27.005 --> 00:10:28.632 Maybe you were just feeling pressured 00:10:28.674 --> 00:10:29.967 because of the resumé scam. 00:10:30.008 --> 00:10:31.468 Mm. Leave it to Hartley 00:10:31.510 --> 00:10:32.970 to bring us all down with her lies. 00:10:33.011 --> 00:10:35.097 -What? -I hate to say it, 00:10:35.138 --> 00:10:37.015 but I think Onyx passing me over 00:10:37.057 --> 00:10:39.184 for that promotion has really gotten into my head. 00:10:39.226 --> 00:10:42.563 I gave that job 20 years of my life. 00:10:42.604 --> 00:10:44.314 And now, I've lost my identity, 00:10:44.356 --> 00:10:46.358 my confidence, 00:10:46.400 --> 00:10:48.527 my lifetime membership at the villain fitness center. 00:10:50.195 --> 00:10:51.989 Villains have a fitness center? 00:10:52.030 --> 00:10:55.909 It's more of a dungeon with a treadmill. 00:10:55.951 --> 00:10:57.995 Mom, look, I know it didn't go the way you planned 00:10:58.036 --> 00:10:59.371 but did you really want a job selling face cream 00:10:59.413 --> 00:11:01.081 for Donna Plank? 00:11:01.123 --> 00:11:02.708 It's not about the job, love. 00:11:02.749 --> 00:11:05.002 It's about proving to myself that I can 00:11:05.043 --> 00:11:08.297 feel just as important as I used to in the villain world. 00:11:08.338 --> 00:11:10.007 Well then, you're going back to finish that interview. 00:11:10.048 --> 00:11:11.341 -Oh. -How? 00:11:11.383 --> 00:11:13.176 She couldn't even get a word out. 00:11:13.218 --> 00:11:15.512 Well then, we'll just have to get the words out for her. 00:11:17.889 --> 00:11:20.058 - Ready, Colby? - This better be good. 00:11:20.100 --> 00:11:22.561 I was just about to cannonball into someone's chowder. 00:11:22.853 --> 00:11:24.438 Here's the plan. 00:11:24.479 --> 00:11:26.690 Mom, you'll try interviewing again but this time, 00:11:26.732 --> 00:11:28.442 Colby will be listening to questions. 00:11:28.483 --> 00:11:30.235 Then he'll fly back and feed them to Hartley. 00:11:30.277 --> 00:11:31.778 Then she'll tell me how you should respond 00:11:31.820 --> 00:11:34.156 and I'll use my vocal manipulation to make you say it. 00:11:34.197 --> 00:11:36.533 Brilliant! And so simple! 00:11:39.119 --> 00:11:41.121 Wait, do you have the power to make people 00:11:41.163 --> 00:11:42.581 say whatever you want? 00:11:42.623 --> 00:11:45.542 I sure do. Whoa, that was creepy! 00:11:45.584 --> 00:11:47.419 Don't call it creepy. Stop that! 00:11:51.006 --> 00:11:54.635 Hello! I'm back for my follow-up interview. 00:11:54.718 --> 00:11:57.387 Donna Plank doesn't do second chances. 00:11:57.429 --> 00:12:00.641 But since I am legally required to conduct interviews 00:12:00.724 --> 00:12:03.644 before I just give the job to my niece... 00:12:03.727 --> 00:12:06.772 Go ahead, tell me about your sales experience. 00:12:06.813 --> 00:12:08.065 Oh, uh... 00:12:10.150 --> 00:12:12.611 She wants to know about Mom's sales experience. 00:12:12.652 --> 00:12:14.488 Well, she did help Onyx sell stolen weapons 00:12:14.529 --> 00:12:15.864 to a foreign dictator. 00:12:15.906 --> 00:12:18.450 -What? -Stop judging. Start finessing. 00:12:20.243 --> 00:12:21.661 Hello? 00:12:23.914 --> 00:12:27.042 Okay, try this... 00:12:27.084 --> 00:12:29.669 I have facilitated high-level 00:12:29.753 --> 00:12:32.964 government purchases of valuable assets. 00:12:33.006 --> 00:12:34.674 Impressive. 00:12:34.758 --> 00:12:37.677 Although you did take a very long pause 00:12:37.761 --> 00:12:39.054 before answering. 00:12:39.096 --> 00:12:40.931 Yes. 00:12:42.349 --> 00:12:44.559 This thing is driving me crazy! 00:12:44.601 --> 00:12:47.938 -Hey. Don't hurt it! -Don't hurt the fly? 00:12:47.979 --> 00:12:50.315 That's it! To sell FacciaGrande 00:12:50.357 --> 00:12:52.692 you have to crush the competition 00:12:52.776 --> 00:12:55.946 and you are so weak, you can't even crush a fly! 00:12:55.987 --> 00:13:00.826 We're done. I am so glad I didn't offer you water. 00:13:00.867 --> 00:13:03.120 My mom never backs down from a fight. 00:13:03.161 --> 00:13:05.413 This is gonna get ugly . 00:13:05.455 --> 00:13:06.665 Thank you for for your time. 00:13:10.168 --> 00:13:12.003 Okay, that is not my mom. 00:13:15.674 --> 00:13:17.843 - Fore! - Ouch! 00:13:17.884 --> 00:13:19.636 Ooh... 00:13:19.678 --> 00:13:21.388 Bad day for that kind of lay out on the sundeck. 00:13:23.014 --> 00:13:24.975 Hey, Jake, get out here and see all the fun 00:13:25.016 --> 00:13:27.644 I'm having with your clone! 00:13:27.686 --> 00:13:29.396 Probably shouldn't be shouting that. I'll go get him. 00:13:35.652 --> 00:13:38.488 Whoa, I almost got a birdie! 00:13:38.530 --> 00:13:40.824 Oh, that's why they call it that. 00:13:41.825 --> 00:13:43.827 Hey, Jake. 00:13:43.869 --> 00:13:46.037 Ready to go for a ride in my squad car? 00:13:46.079 --> 00:13:48.832 Oh, no. You're not getting me in the back of one of those. 00:13:48.874 --> 00:13:51.418 Don't be silly. You're riding up front. 00:13:52.752 --> 00:13:53.837 Wait, really? 00:13:55.005 --> 00:13:56.548 I'm in! 00:13:59.551 --> 00:14:01.720 Come on, Jake! How many people can say 00:14:01.761 --> 00:14:03.263 they've caddied for their own clone? 00:14:06.975 --> 00:14:10.353 Wait. Why is Robert's squad car leaving without me? 00:14:10.395 --> 00:14:11.605 Well, he obviously hates you. 00:14:11.646 --> 00:14:13.398 I tried to warn you about that guy. 00:14:14.983 --> 00:14:16.735 No, look! 00:14:16.776 --> 00:14:18.486 Robert took Bad Jake on the ride-along! 00:14:20.238 --> 00:14:22.449 Well, on the bright side, 00:14:22.490 --> 00:14:24.326 it looks like your afternoon just opened up. 00:14:31.041 --> 00:14:33.251 I told you Bad Jake was a bad idea! 00:14:33.293 --> 00:14:35.795 Now my evil clone is on a ride-along with the chief of police! 00:14:35.879 --> 00:14:36.713 He's gonna figure out we're villains! 00:14:36.755 --> 00:14:38.590 Let's not panic yet. 00:14:38.632 --> 00:14:40.342 I'm sure it'll be fine. 00:14:40.383 --> 00:14:43.345 Whoo-hoo! 00:14:43.386 --> 00:14:45.430 -Get in here! -Fine. 00:14:47.599 --> 00:14:49.434 Nice haircut, lady! 00:14:49.476 --> 00:14:51.811 Do you and your labradoodle use the same groomer? 00:14:51.895 --> 00:14:55.065 Hey! That's rude. 00:14:55.106 --> 00:14:56.608 Although that haircut is a crime! 00:15:00.695 --> 00:15:03.239 It's just one interview, Mrs. Madden. 00:15:03.281 --> 00:15:05.200 You'll get the next one. 00:15:05.241 --> 00:15:07.661 Or the one after that. Or the one after that. 00:15:07.702 --> 00:15:09.204 -Hartley! -What? 00:15:09.245 --> 00:15:10.246 It's a numbers game! 00:15:12.165 --> 00:15:13.833 I really thought our plan would work. 00:15:13.875 --> 00:15:16.252 It's not your fault. 00:15:16.294 --> 00:15:18.380 Maybe Donna Plank is right. 00:15:18.421 --> 00:15:22.008 Maybe Onyx was right. Maybe I am weak. 00:15:22.050 --> 00:15:24.260 No! No way! You are not weak! 00:15:24.302 --> 00:15:26.054 You are the same unstoppable woman 00:15:26.096 --> 00:15:28.473 I grew up wanting to be like. 00:15:28.556 --> 00:15:30.433 You just need to show that clueless second rate 00:15:30.475 --> 00:15:32.018 cream queen who you really are. 00:15:34.687 --> 00:15:36.648 You're right. 00:15:36.689 --> 00:15:38.775 I've been letting the Onyx's of the world get me down. 00:15:38.817 --> 00:15:40.860 For what? 00:15:40.902 --> 00:15:43.696 I mean, I know what I'm capable of. 00:15:43.738 --> 00:15:46.699 And I do appreciate you standing up to him for me. 00:15:46.741 --> 00:15:48.284 But somewhere along the way, 00:15:48.326 --> 00:15:50.286 wow, I lost my voice. 00:15:52.747 --> 00:15:54.999 It's time to start speaking for myself again. 00:15:55.041 --> 00:15:57.293 Okay. 00:15:57.335 --> 00:16:00.130 Alright, Planky. Let's do this. 00:16:02.590 --> 00:16:04.384 Ugh. You again. 00:16:04.426 --> 00:16:06.678 Yeah, it's me again! 00:16:06.719 --> 00:16:09.222 Eva Madden. That's right, I can say my whole name, too! 00:16:11.099 --> 00:16:12.851 You think I can't squash a fly? 00:16:12.892 --> 00:16:16.688 I could crush everything in my path! 00:16:16.729 --> 00:16:20.358 Oh, now that's the mom I know. 00:16:20.400 --> 00:16:24.988 My ruthlessness and cruelty put this place on the map! 00:16:25.029 --> 00:16:28.074 And you pick that half-lizard Slither over me? 00:16:28.116 --> 00:16:29.617 Okay, Mom, taking a weird left turn. 00:16:31.452 --> 00:16:33.663 You sit there like a deluded fool 00:16:33.705 --> 00:16:35.165 on your fancy throne 00:16:35.206 --> 00:16:37.709 and you will never... 00:16:37.750 --> 00:16:40.295 rule the world without me... 00:16:40.336 --> 00:16:41.296 Onyx. 00:16:42.547 --> 00:16:43.798 What's going on? 00:16:43.840 --> 00:16:46.301 Did you just chug an energy drink? 00:16:48.136 --> 00:16:49.804 I think we had a real personal breakthrough. 00:16:49.846 --> 00:16:51.723 -It's time to go now. -I'm not done! 00:16:51.764 --> 00:16:55.643 You don't think I can sell your stupid face cream? 00:16:55.685 --> 00:17:00.148 Oh. All I need to do is show everyone here how it works. 00:17:08.156 --> 00:17:10.658 Now, when do I start? 00:17:14.746 --> 00:17:18.041 One-Adam-Twelve, we have a suspect who won't stop farting, 00:17:18.082 --> 00:17:20.793 he should be considered silent but deadly. 00:17:22.003 --> 00:17:23.713 Give me that! 00:17:23.755 --> 00:17:25.590 What's gotten into you? 00:17:25.673 --> 00:17:27.175 I'm about to take you to the station 00:17:27.216 --> 00:17:29.260 and give you a "ride-along" in a holding cell. 00:17:30.803 --> 00:17:33.056 -Surprise! -Ahh! 00:17:33.097 --> 00:17:35.433 Celia! What are you doing back there? 00:17:35.475 --> 00:17:38.436 I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary. 00:17:38.478 --> 00:17:39.812 I was trying to leave you a gift, 00:17:39.854 --> 00:17:42.857 but there's no door handles back here. 00:17:42.899 --> 00:17:44.859 So, you've been hiding for an hour? 00:17:44.901 --> 00:17:49.447 I would have popped up sooner but I really like eavesdropping. 00:17:49.489 --> 00:17:51.074 All units, we have a disturbance 00:17:51.115 --> 00:17:52.617 at the Valley View High job fair. 00:17:52.700 --> 00:17:54.994 Ooh, that doesn't sound good. 00:17:55.036 --> 00:17:57.413 Maybe we should swing by the house and grab my flamethrower. 00:18:01.960 --> 00:18:03.127 Whoo! 00:18:04.837 --> 00:18:07.590 No one, and I mean no one 00:18:07.632 --> 00:18:09.759 face-creams Donna Plank! 00:18:09.801 --> 00:18:11.344 Oh! 00:18:11.386 --> 00:18:13.012 Well, that's obvious. 00:18:13.054 --> 00:18:15.306 I mean, you don't even face-cream yourself. 00:18:15.348 --> 00:18:17.433 I mean, just look at all those frown lines. 00:18:17.475 --> 00:18:18.643 Oh! 00:18:18.726 --> 00:18:21.354 I moisturize daily! 00:18:22.563 --> 00:18:24.065 Break it up, folks. 00:18:24.107 --> 00:18:26.317 Let's calm down-- Oh! 00:18:28.319 --> 00:18:29.987 Who did that? 00:18:30.029 --> 00:18:31.364 She did. 00:18:33.116 --> 00:18:34.283 You're coming with me. 00:18:34.325 --> 00:18:36.369 Wait, what? But I didn't do it! 00:18:36.411 --> 00:18:38.162 Don't you know who I am? 00:18:38.204 --> 00:18:40.039 Of course, I do. 00:18:40.081 --> 00:18:42.125 Your face cream has scarred half the state. 00:18:43.251 --> 00:18:45.795 Allegedly! 00:18:45.837 --> 00:18:47.296 Hurry up and book her! 00:18:47.338 --> 00:18:49.132 We have dinner reservations. 00:18:50.758 --> 00:18:52.427 Job fair, huh? 00:18:52.468 --> 00:18:54.011 Well, it's fair to say I'll do a great job 00:18:54.053 --> 00:18:55.179 wrecking this place. 00:18:58.516 --> 00:18:59.642 Psst! Over here! 00:18:59.642 --> 00:19:01.352 What-- Jake? What is going on? 00:19:01.394 --> 00:19:04.730 That's not me. That's an evil clone Dad made. 00:19:04.772 --> 00:19:07.233 Head's up! 00:19:07.275 --> 00:19:10.278 Luckily, I implanted a tracker in him. 00:19:10.361 --> 00:19:14.115 And a few other surprises that we won't go into right now. 00:19:14.157 --> 00:19:15.616 We have to get everyone out of here! 00:19:15.658 --> 00:19:18.244 -On it. -Hartley? I need your help. 00:19:18.286 --> 00:19:20.746 That's the alarm. 00:19:20.788 --> 00:19:21.664 Come on, everyone! 00:19:24.625 --> 00:19:25.960 I'm gonna enjoy this. 00:19:26.002 --> 00:19:27.712 Hey, clone! 00:19:27.753 --> 00:19:30.256 There's only room for one Jake in this town. 00:19:30.298 --> 00:19:31.799 With lines like that, 00:19:31.841 --> 00:19:34.677 no wonder he wanted to replace you. 00:19:34.719 --> 00:19:37.388 I love this! No matter who wins, Jake loses! 00:19:53.821 --> 00:19:56.324 What just happened? 00:19:56.365 --> 00:19:59.202 I might have given him ten times your strength. 00:19:59.243 --> 00:20:00.995 I'm sorry but what's the point of making a clone 00:20:01.037 --> 00:20:02.580 if he isn't fully loaded? 00:20:02.622 --> 00:20:04.498 Then how am I supposed to beat him? 00:20:04.540 --> 00:20:05.583 Ooh, I know. 00:20:05.625 --> 00:20:07.001 Hey, Colby! 00:20:09.962 --> 00:20:12.590 Be a dear and distract Bad Jake for us. 00:20:12.632 --> 00:20:14.175 On it! 00:20:24.352 --> 00:20:27.021 Oh, man! I totally owned that clone! 00:20:27.063 --> 00:20:28.981 You know, let's be honest. 00:20:29.023 --> 00:20:31.108 I think the fly did most of the heavy lifting. 00:20:37.490 --> 00:20:39.951 Son, I guess you were right. 00:20:39.992 --> 00:20:42.203 I should have never made Bad Jake. 00:20:42.245 --> 00:20:44.664 Whoa. Is this an apology? 00:20:44.705 --> 00:20:47.375 I don't know. I've never done one. 00:20:47.416 --> 00:20:49.418 Look, I don't know what happened. 00:20:49.460 --> 00:20:50.795 I guess I got a little jealous 00:20:50.836 --> 00:20:52.546 when I saw you bonding with Robert. 00:20:52.588 --> 00:20:54.799 And it made me miss the old days 00:20:54.840 --> 00:20:57.635 and the trouble we used to get into. 00:20:57.677 --> 00:20:59.845 So I thought if I could make you jealous, 00:20:59.929 --> 00:21:03.099 maybe you'd want to hang out again. 00:21:03.140 --> 00:21:06.102 You don't need to make me jealous, you're my dad. 00:21:06.143 --> 00:21:07.770 It's just that... 00:21:07.812 --> 00:21:09.188 things are a little different now 00:21:09.230 --> 00:21:12.108 and we have to find stuff we both like doing. 00:21:12.149 --> 00:21:14.235 Hm, okay. Well, if that's the case, 00:21:14.276 --> 00:21:15.236 you wanna go make fun of Bad Jake 00:21:15.277 --> 00:21:17.822 before I vaporize him? 00:21:17.863 --> 00:21:19.824 Well, that's what I call quality time. 00:21:22.493 --> 00:21:24.286 How 'bout, "Hey, Bad Jake, 00:21:24.328 --> 00:21:25.705 I feel like I'm looking in a mirror. 00:21:25.746 --> 00:21:27.873 A broken mirror." 00:21:27.957 --> 00:21:30.751 "Hey, Bad Jake. Plagiarize your DNA much?" 00:21:31.836 --> 00:21:33.295 Hey, Bad Jake. 00:21:33.337 --> 00:21:35.840 Nice smoldering eyes you got there. 00:21:35.881 --> 00:21:37.299 Yeah, that felt weird coming out. 00:21:40.886 --> 00:21:41.887 Hey. 00:21:42.888 --> 00:21:44.306 Bad Jake's gone. 00:21:44.348 --> 00:21:46.475 And he took out his tracker. 00:21:46.517 --> 00:21:47.685 No worries. I'll just build another Jake 00:21:47.727 --> 00:21:48.519 to track him down. 00:21:50.479 --> 00:21:51.605 No!