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Here we go

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Hey!

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I like my eggs scrambled.

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Comin' right up, pardner.

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That weren't too smart,
buckaroo.

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Aah!

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Ha!

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Looks like your little
pea shooter is jammed.

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Yeah. Jammed
on the jam settin'.

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Take it outside, boys!

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Just a salad for me, please.

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Where you going?

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You chicken?

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Them's food fightin' words!

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Wow...

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This place
has seen better days.

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Don't worry.

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The sheriff's going
to clean up this town.

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Howdy, Sheriff.

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...varmints!

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Buckle up

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And hold on tight

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You and me
on a wild ride

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We're gonna own it
and change the game

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Together we'll make it
all the way

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Through all the ups
and all the downs, downs

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We'll always find our way
around

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Here we go
whoa-oa-oh

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Yeah, here we go
whoa-oa-oh

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You got me

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I got you

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Here we go

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Candace?

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What are you doing here?

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Oof!

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I just came to talk.

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I want to work at Knickknack
again.

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If this is some kind of trick,
forget it, Candace.

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You're not getting
the company back.

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Or this hot dog.

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This isn't a trick.

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Do you really think I'm so petty
that I'd spend my days

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dreaming up elaborate schemes
to take back the company?

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Have you seen Mrs. Bubkes?

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She got a delivery
from Wigs 'N' Babushkas.

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I'm just asking
for a second chance!

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I'll take anything!

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I'll start at the bottom
and work my way up!

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All right!

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We'll give it a shot.
You're hired.

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Perfect. I'll take this desk.
No one's using it.

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You don't need a desk.

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I don't?

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You said
you'd start at the bottom.

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Congratulations, Candace!

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You're Mrs. Bubkes's assistant!

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You want me to clean?

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You can
start with the floor.

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It's filthy down here.

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Mrs. Bubkes?

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...just changing!

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I have news for you.
I hired you an assistant.

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Now, before you get all excited,
you should know...

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she may not be that much help.

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She pretty much fails
at everything she tries.

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I mean, you should do your best
to train her,

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but it won't be easy.

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She's not very smart.

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I mean, she thinks she's smart,
but she's the only one.

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I gave her this job
out of pity.

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I mean,
how could you not feel pity

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for such a pitiful loser?

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Good luck, Mrs. Bubkes.
You'll need it.

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Did I mention
she's really stupid?

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Good morning, boss!
All ready for work!

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Hmm...I'll start... hmm...

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here.

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Whoa!

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Okay, this
chair's clean.

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Floor's still filthy!

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Actually, Mrs. Bubkes
is going to train you.

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I'll call her.

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No!

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Need. No need.

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I already called her,

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and she said to meet her
in your office.

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We're going to
clean that first.

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I didn't see Mrs. Bubkes
go in there.

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Oh, she's in there.

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But since you're such
a Doubting Donald,

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I'll make sure.

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Hi, Mrs. Bubkes! I'm here
and ready to work.

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...cut of your jib!

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What would you
like me to clean first?

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Hmm...

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Window!

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The windows?
Sure thing!

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Jarvis wrong!

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You very smart!

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Huh.

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"Smart" must be Meeskatanian
for "really stupid."

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Candace and Mrs. Bubkes
have been in there for hours.

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It doesn't usually take
that long to clean my office.

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Can I help you?
Little busy.

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Cleaning.

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I'd like to talk
to Mrs. Bubkes.

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Just a moment.

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see me?

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I just wanted to see

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how things are going
with Candace.

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Oh,

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All good!

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You don't have to cover
for her, Mrs. Bubkes.

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We both know
she's really stupid.

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Let me talk to her.

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One minute.

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Yes, boss?

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Whoa. You're sweating.

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Are you okay?

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Just exerting myself
with all the...

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cleaning.

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Guess that makes sense.

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You're not in as good shape
as Mrs. Bubkes.

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Speaking of which,
as your supervisor,

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she should hear this, too.

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Let me talk to the both of you.

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At the same time?

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Of course.

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Did you hear me?

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I heard you.
Just thinking...

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about how to make that happen...

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when we're sooo busy.

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Oh! Got it.

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I'm back!

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Bubkes too.

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Mrs. Bubkes?

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Why are you wearing sunglasses?

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Uh...

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Because I cleaned your window,

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and it's so shiny,
she needs sunglasses!

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Cool shades.

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The window
is that clean?

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Let me see!

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Wow. She eats a lot of grass.

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It wasn't all her.

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Geneva, I fed her, and
she's still bugging me.

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Please take her back.

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She's just fidgety

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from being cooped up
in an office building all day.

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That's why I often sneak out
at lunch

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and don't come back
'til two days later.

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Did you let her run around?
Get some exercise?

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No.

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You didn't?

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What kind of horse owner
are you?

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An unwilling one!

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Jarvis!

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A reporter called,
and I have amazing news!

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A little girl
almost choked to death!

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I'm just going to stay
very still

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until you either
explain further

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or go away.

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A little girl
was choking,

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but her sister
managed to save her

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using Dr. Knickknack's
Medical Bag!

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Really?

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She used one of our toys
to save a life?

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I know!

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I always assumed if any of our
toys were going to save a life,

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it would be Professor
Knickknack's Loony Lenses.

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The medical bag.
Who knew?

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What else
did the reporter say?

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She wants to come here

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and interview
the people responsible

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for this amazing miracle toy!

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Cool!

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Who'd have thought you coming
over to talk to me

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could be a good thing?

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That medical bag
was sold by Knickknack

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before Jarvis
took over the company.

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That's my life-saving toy!
I'm the hero!

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And I'm going to make sure
everyone knows it.

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Jarvis taking credit?

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What a load of bull!

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Uh, nope.
That's a load of pony.

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I can't believe a reporter
is coming to interview me!

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How should I pose
for the photo?

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Like this?

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Or like this?

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Definitely the first one.

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The second one makes you look
like a pretentious yutz.

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Jarvis, this company did
a really incredible thing.

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A Knickknack toy saved
a little girl's life!

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This could be great publicity.

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You can't blow an opportunity
like this.

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I agree.

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That's why I've been working
on my pose.

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You look
like a pretentious yutz.

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You need to do more.

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Fly those kids out here,
roll out the red carpet,

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and shower them with toys!

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And where are we supposed
to get all these toys?

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Uh, Bowie...

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it's kind of obvious.

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Of course!

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We'll steal them from children!

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Whoa!

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You should invite
more reporters and photographers

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from other news outlets.

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I don't know.

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All of that seems
like a bit much.

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I'm telling you,

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by celebrating
this little girl's heroic act,

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she looks good,
Knickknack looks good,

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and most importantly,
you look good.

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Will I look good?

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Probably not 'til your 30s.

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And even then...

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Okay, we'll do it!

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But why are you helping us?

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Why wouldn't I?

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I'm now a loyal employee
of this company.

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If you don't believe me,
ask Mrs. Bubkes!

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Just not right now.

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Aww!

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Wow!

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This is all for us?

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Of course!

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You deserve the attention.

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And I deserve the attention
I'm about to get.

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What was that?

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I mean, I'm just so proud
of the little tyke.

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I've got to hand it to you.

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Doing all this was a good idea.

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You don't know the half of it.

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Literally.
I only told you half the plan.

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Welcome, Kaylie.

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I bet you'd like to meet
the person responsible

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for Dr. Knickknack's
Medical Bag!

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That would be me!

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W-H-E-E-L-E-R.

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What?

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The Medical Bag is from

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when Knickknack
was run by me,

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not by these punks.

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Hey! We're not punks!

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Okay, maybe Piper is.

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Actually, I've got more of
an alt-Goth-Emo vibe happening.

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Sure, you guys might make
"fun" toys,

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but none of your toys
ever saved a life!

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I guess you're right.

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You made the toy.
This is your moment.

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Yes, you all know me
as the woman responsible

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for blowing up
this kid's house...

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Your
house blew up?

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Bowie, you were there
when it happened.

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Oh yeah.

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You took my pretty mini pony?

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Yeah.

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You made it very clear
you didn't want her.

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I was joking.

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You know what a joke is,
don't you?

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I thought I did
'til I read a book of them.

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All that was in there
were facts about blondes.

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Anyway, soon,

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neither of us
will ever have to worry

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about taking care
of Cinnamon again.

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What are you going to do?

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Thanks for the tour
and all these awesome gifts!

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Pretty Mini Pony
Pretty Mini Pony

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She weighs half a ton

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Pretty Mini Pony
Pretty Mini Pony