WEBVTT 00:00:13.500 --> 00:00:15.833 - So pretty good-run through, I thought. - Yeah. 00:00:15.833 --> 00:00:19.250 Um, we just need a new line for Cody here. 00:00:19.250 --> 00:00:21.291 What you talking about? That got a great laugh. 00:00:21.291 --> 00:00:23.791 From you, the guy who wrote it. 00:00:23.791 --> 00:00:26.166 Yeah, that's true that was me. I forgot. 00:00:26.166 --> 00:00:28.750 - You know, they never talk about the perks of dementia. - Hmm. 00:00:28.750 --> 00:00:32.375 Ah, alright. So one of us needs to break the Josie Lawrence story. 00:00:32.375 --> 00:00:34.541 The other needs to cover Clay's recording session. 00:00:34.541 --> 00:00:35.416 Who does what? 00:00:36.041 --> 00:00:38.166 You can do the Clay thing. 00:00:38.166 --> 00:00:39.333 Probably gonna be more fun. 00:00:39.333 --> 00:00:40.916 Ah, doesn't matter to me. 00:00:40.916 --> 00:00:42.625 You seem to have a pretty good handle on that story though. 00:00:42.666 --> 00:00:43.666 So I'll do that and you do that. 00:00:43.666 --> 00:00:45.333 - Okay. - All right. 00:00:48.625 --> 00:00:50.541 I don't feel good about what I just did. 00:00:50.541 --> 00:00:51.625 What are you talking about? 00:00:51.625 --> 00:00:52.916 Everybody laughs at their own jokes. 00:00:52.916 --> 00:00:55.750 No, I just kind of tricked Hannah- 00:00:55.750 --> 00:00:58.000 - into covering the looping session with Clay. 00:00:58.000 --> 00:01:00.875 He's like the Michael Jordan of being terrible at looping. 00:01:01.333 --> 00:01:03.541 You know, I've really gotten into voiceover work myself. 00:01:03.541 --> 00:01:05.458 It's a great source of ancillary income. 00:01:05.458 --> 00:01:06.583 Really? 00:01:06.583 --> 00:01:08.375 "Ladies and gentlemen, watch your step, 00:01:08.375 --> 00:01:11.083 - and welcome to Raleigh Durham International Airport." 00:01:12.041 --> 00:01:13.250 750 bucks. 00:01:13.250 --> 00:01:15.333 - Get the * outta here. - No shit. 00:01:18.541 --> 00:01:22.333 Dennis, I'm not proud of what I just did to Gordon. 00:01:22.333 --> 00:01:24.041 What did you do? 00:01:24.750 --> 00:01:28.250 What if Jake doesn't know... Knock, knock! 00:01:28.250 --> 00:01:29.500 Hi everyone. 00:01:29.500 --> 00:01:30.625 Bree, hi. 00:01:30.625 --> 00:01:33.083 Well, to what do we owe the pleasure? 00:01:33.083 --> 00:01:35.333 Oh, she didn't...? 00:01:35.583 --> 00:01:37.875 Oh, this morning Hannah said that I could spend the afternoon- 00:01:37.875 --> 00:01:39.875 - in the writer's room. Didn't she tell you? 00:01:39.875 --> 00:01:41.916 No. That's... 00:01:41.916 --> 00:01:43.125 What do you know? 00:01:43.125 --> 00:01:45.166 She did not mention that. No, she did not. 00:01:45.166 --> 00:01:47.041 Okay. I don't wanna interrupt. 00:01:47.041 --> 00:01:50.333 I am just here to listen and learn so I will be very quiet. 00:01:51.291 --> 00:01:52.375 Okay. 00:01:52.375 --> 00:01:55.083 - We're just working on story. - Fun. 00:01:56.458 --> 00:01:59.166 Ah, general idea, uh, is 00:01:59.166 --> 00:02:01.333 Lawrence and Josie's favorite neighborhood restaurant 00:02:01.333 --> 00:02:02.916 - is losing its lease. - Okay. 00:02:02.916 --> 00:02:08.041 Yes, and they hire a private chef, 00:02:08.041 --> 00:02:10.125 - but he shakes a lot. 00:02:10.125 --> 00:02:12.000 So the food flies everywhere. 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:13.083 Now you go! 00:02:13.583 --> 00:02:15.375 I think they did that on The Muppets. 00:02:15.375 --> 00:02:16.916 That's not yes and... 00:02:16.916 --> 00:02:19.166 What if the private chef is making soup? 00:02:19.541 --> 00:02:22.083 Okay, she's my new favorite. 00:02:24.208 --> 00:02:30.291 - 00:02:32.666 --> 00:02:35.291 Oh, We got a baller on the premises. 00:02:35.291 --> 00:02:37.333 Yeah, I'm in a regular game with my boys. 00:02:37.333 --> 00:02:39.041 - Nice. - Wait, do you play? 00:02:39.333 --> 00:02:41.916 Uh, you know actually, uh, I've been known to hoop it up. 00:02:41.916 --> 00:02:44.000 You know, hit that tre. 00:02:44.000 --> 00:02:46.500 Slam it down with a 40! 00:02:46.791 --> 00:02:49.541 Never actually slam dunked the ball but, uh, yeah, I do play. 00:02:49.541 --> 00:02:51.416 We're down a guy today. Do you want in? 00:02:52.041 --> 00:02:53.708 Uh, I was actually about to go to the gym, 00:02:53.708 --> 00:02:55.125 - but hell yeah, I'm in. 00:02:55.125 --> 00:02:56.958 Dope. Game's at four. 00:02:56.958 --> 00:02:58.583 I'll text you the address. You'll be on my team. 00:02:58.583 --> 00:03:00.291 Alright. 00:03:02.833 --> 00:03:04.875 Or maybe we'll just pick teams when we get there. 00:03:04.875 --> 00:03:06.583 Yep. 00:03:06.958 --> 00:03:08.708 Okay, take seven. 00:03:12.000 --> 00:03:13.666 I didn't know you guys were here. 00:03:13.666 --> 00:03:14.833 I would've worn my pants. 00:03:14.833 --> 00:03:15.958 Ah, that was perfect. 00:03:15.958 --> 00:03:17.541 Except you threw the word "my" in there. 00:03:17.541 --> 00:03:19.541 - I know, I heard it as soon as I said it. - Yeah, all good, 00:03:19.541 --> 00:03:21.583 - let's do it again. 00:03:21.583 --> 00:03:22.958 I knew you guys weren't here. 00:03:22.958 --> 00:03:24.416 Ah, nope. Run it back. Sorry. 00:03:24.416 --> 00:03:25.875 Yeah. We're having fun. 00:03:25.875 --> 00:03:27.083 I didn't know you guys. 00:03:27.083 --> 00:03:28.666 I wore all my pants, ah! 00:03:28.666 --> 00:03:30.333 I didn't know guys wore pants. 00:03:30.333 --> 00:03:32.166 I didn't know my pants were here, you guys. 00:03:35.291 --> 00:03:37.125 - I need water. - Yeah. 00:03:37.125 --> 00:03:39.375 Okay, still having fun? 00:03:41.291 --> 00:03:42.916 Okay, what the hell is going on? 00:03:42.916 --> 00:03:44.083 He's terrible at this. 00:03:44.083 --> 00:03:45.333 Always has been. 00:03:45.333 --> 00:03:47.625 I think it's some sort of mental block. 00:03:47.625 --> 00:03:48.708 He's so complex. 00:03:48.708 --> 00:03:50.208 And does Gordon know this? 00:03:50.208 --> 00:03:51.375 Everyone knows it. 00:03:51.375 --> 00:03:53.083 Oh, well, I didn't, Dennis. 00:03:53.750 --> 00:03:57.125 - Let's * do this. - You're the * man, Clay! 00:03:58.375 --> 00:04:00.625 Okay, here we go. 00:04:00.625 --> 00:04:01.666 I didn't know you guys. 00:04:01.666 --> 00:04:03.916 Wait, no. I didn't know. 00:04:03.916 --> 00:04:04.916 No, you guys. 00:04:04.916 --> 00:04:07.500 Oh, shit, *, shit. 00:04:07.958 --> 00:04:11.125 Um, yeah. Clay, you, you can relax. Okay? 00:04:11.125 --> 00:04:13.541 We got a lot of time and we only need a few lines. 00:04:13.541 --> 00:04:15.375 I could use a few lines. 00:04:15.375 --> 00:04:17.083 There's that darkness. 00:04:22.666 --> 00:04:25.375 And then the whole entire neighborhood comes together- 00:04:25.375 --> 00:04:28.166 - at the end to watch me sing Santa Baby. 00:04:29.708 --> 00:04:32.375 Yes, and I thought, 00:04:32.375 --> 00:04:34.500 I thought you said Josie is stuck in the chimney. 00:04:34.500 --> 00:04:36.458 Well, this is after that. 00:04:36.458 --> 00:04:37.458 You'll figure it out. 00:04:37.875 --> 00:04:39.208 Yeah, alright. Well, 00:04:39.208 --> 00:04:41.416 - it'll either be that or something else. 00:04:41.416 --> 00:04:42.958 - Probably something else. - Well, let's see- 00:04:42.958 --> 00:04:44.291 - how could we get me from being stuck- 00:04:44.291 --> 00:04:46.500 - in a chimney to singing a song? 00:04:46.500 --> 00:04:48.291 You're too skinny to get stuck in a chimney. 00:04:48.291 --> 00:04:49.458 I'm obsessed with you. 00:04:49.458 --> 00:04:51.708 Can I sit down? My arm is dead. 00:04:51.750 --> 00:04:53.333 Oh, how I envy your arm. 00:04:53.333 --> 00:04:55.833 Okay, I get it. I get it! 00:04:55.833 --> 00:04:58.291 I will stop pitching Josie stories. 00:04:58.291 --> 00:05:00.000 Thank you. Great, okay. 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:01.083 So the restaurant. 00:05:01.083 --> 00:05:03.541 - I like your bracelet. - It's from my grandkids. 00:05:03.541 --> 00:05:04.500 - Oh. - No, wait. 00:05:04.500 --> 00:05:05.875 - That's a different one. - Oh. 00:05:05.875 --> 00:05:07.708 This was a gift from my third husband- 00:05:07.708 --> 00:05:09.958 - when I caught him * deep in his secretary. 00:05:09.958 --> 00:05:11.708 Selma, please. We have company. 00:05:11.708 --> 00:05:14.250 Pardon me. * deep in his assistant. 00:05:14.250 --> 00:05:15.541 No, I get it. 00:05:15.541 --> 00:05:18.708 My soon-to-be ex-husband, the duke? 00:05:18.708 --> 00:05:20.916 He also cheated with his assistant, which is gross- 00:05:20.916 --> 00:05:23.416 - because she smelled like herring, no offense. 00:05:23.416 --> 00:05:25.875 No, sorry. It's the supplements I'm taking. 00:05:26.250 --> 00:05:27.583 Yeah, a little advice. 00:05:27.583 --> 00:05:29.208 Don't buy fish oil on eBay. 00:05:29.208 --> 00:05:30.875 You know what else? Um, 00:05:30.875 --> 00:05:35.125 - what if Josie has an affair with someone like, 00:05:35.125 --> 00:05:36.541 - I don't know, Chris Pine? 00:05:36.541 --> 00:05:38.000 That would be funny. 00:05:38.000 --> 00:05:41.500 Maybe he could be a chimney sweep with a British accent. 00:05:41.500 --> 00:05:44.291 Okay, where have you been hiding, superstar? 00:05:44.291 --> 00:05:48.333 Um, chim-chimery, I like to rumpy-bumpy with Josie, I do. 00:05:48.333 --> 00:05:50.208 What? 00:05:50.208 --> 00:05:52.250 I need to be liked, so sue me. 00:05:52.791 --> 00:05:55.250 Okay, you know what? Let's take a break. 00:05:55.625 --> 00:05:56.958 I gotta go yell at Hannah- 00:05:56.958 --> 00:05:59.000 - about something entirely different. 00:05:59.000 --> 00:06:01.375 There's some macaroons in the kitchen, courtesy of the woman- 00:06:01.375 --> 00:06:04.041 - from last week's episode who played mom number four. 00:06:31.208 --> 00:06:33.708 - What's up! - Aye, there he is. 00:06:33.708 --> 00:06:35.083 - You're on my team. - Ha, ha! 00:06:35.083 --> 00:06:36.541 - All right. - Whoo, whoo! 00:06:36.541 --> 00:06:37.833 Okay, Yep. Alright. 00:06:37.833 --> 00:06:38.791 Good to not rehearse that. 00:06:38.791 --> 00:06:40.500 Hey, guys. This is Reed. 00:06:41.666 --> 00:06:43.708 This is Yonatan, Daniel, Joshy. 00:06:43.708 --> 00:06:46.833 That's big Moshe, Yosef, Uri, little Moshe, and Etan. 00:06:47.125 --> 00:06:49.750 Etan, got it. Very cool, very cool. 00:06:49.750 --> 00:06:51.416 Zack, can I talk to you for a second? 00:06:51.416 --> 00:06:52.500 - Yeah. - Yeah. 00:06:52.500 --> 00:06:55.458 Um, this is your game. 00:06:55.750 --> 00:06:57.500 But when you said "your boys," 00:06:57.541 --> 00:06:59.750 - I didn't know you meant they were actual boys. 00:06:59.750 --> 00:07:02.041 Um, they're actually men. 00:07:02.041 --> 00:07:04.625 Uri's the only one who hasn't been Bar Mitzvahed yet. 00:07:05.458 --> 00:07:07.083 Oh, God. Let me guess. 00:07:07.083 --> 00:07:09.250 Uri is the one with the wheelie backpack. 00:07:09.250 --> 00:07:10.458 Yeah, he plays point guard. 00:07:10.458 --> 00:07:12.750 Listen, no offense, 00:07:12.750 --> 00:07:14.875 - but I don't think this is gonna be a fair fight. 00:07:14.875 --> 00:07:16.333 They're better than you think. 00:07:16.333 --> 00:07:19.583 Daniel is 15 and he is already on varsity. 00:07:19.583 --> 00:07:22.333 And that's not 'cause the school only has 40 kids. 00:07:22.916 --> 00:07:25.500 Zack, he's wearing khakis. 00:07:25.500 --> 00:07:27.125 That's how he *, dude. 00:07:27.125 --> 00:07:28.416 I think I'm probably just gonna go. 00:07:28.416 --> 00:07:30.291 No, I already told them you'd play. 00:07:30.458 --> 00:07:33.375 Listen, I am the worst player here. 00:07:34.041 --> 00:07:37.083 I grew up on sets and I didn't have a lot of friends around. 00:07:37.541 --> 00:07:39.250 These guys still really look up to me. 00:07:39.250 --> 00:07:41.500 Because you're a foot and a half taller than them? 00:07:41.500 --> 00:07:43.791 No, because I played the goy best friend- 00:07:43.791 --> 00:07:45.833 - in the teen movie Sabbath Night Fever. 00:07:45.833 --> 00:07:47.791 Hey, what's the big holdup? 00:07:47.791 --> 00:07:50.125 You know what? I-I-I think I'm not gonna play. 00:07:50.125 --> 00:07:52.833 It just feels a little mismatched. 00:07:52.833 --> 00:07:54.333 Oh, because we go to Yeshiva. 00:07:54.333 --> 00:07:55.833 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 00:07:55.833 --> 00:07:56.958 It has nothing to do with that at all. 00:07:56.958 --> 00:07:58.250 It's just a size thing. 00:07:58.250 --> 00:08:00.500 That's what Goliath said about David. 00:08:00.500 --> 00:08:02.125 Please, you can't bail. 00:08:02.125 --> 00:08:03.375 You're our 10th guy, man. 00:08:03.375 --> 00:08:05.500 All right, we can't ball without a minyan. 00:08:08.875 --> 00:08:11.000 Okay. All right, okay. 00:08:11.000 --> 00:08:12.208 Here we go. Alright, let's do it. 00:08:12.208 --> 00:08:13.916 - Let's play ball. - Let's go! 00:08:14.708 --> 00:08:16.416 Here! 00:08:19.166 --> 00:08:20.416 - Aw. - I'm sorry. 00:08:20.416 --> 00:08:21.333 Sorry! 00:08:21.333 --> 00:08:23.000 This is ridiculous. 00:08:24.583 --> 00:08:26.625 Okay, okay, Clay. Listen to me. 00:08:26.625 --> 00:08:28.625 Listen, you're an incredible performer. 00:08:28.625 --> 00:08:31.125 All right? You got this. This is nothing. 00:08:31.125 --> 00:08:33.000 So just give it your best shot, Tiger. 00:08:33.250 --> 00:08:35.333 Tiger, what the *? 00:08:41.000 --> 00:08:42.458 I didn't know you guys were here. 00:08:42.458 --> 00:08:43.916 I would've worn pants. 00:08:45.000 --> 00:08:47.541 - Beautiful, beautiful. - Ah! 00:08:47.541 --> 00:08:48.583 Killing it! 00:08:48.583 --> 00:08:50.166 Okay, let's keep it going, one more. 00:08:50.166 --> 00:08:51.875 Whenever you're ready. 00:08:53.541 --> 00:08:55.625 Oh, can you make one without onions? 00:08:55.625 --> 00:08:56.958 I have a date later. 00:08:57.208 --> 00:08:59.333 What? Look at this guy. 00:08:59.333 --> 00:09:01.833 Okay, honestly, one more then we're done. 00:09:01.875 --> 00:09:03.750 - Okay. - Uh-oh... 00:09:05.250 --> 00:09:07.416 Wait! That's the realtor who railroaded me- 00:09:07.416 --> 00:09:09.166 - on the "burley" deal. 00:09:09.166 --> 00:09:10.291 You know what? 00:09:10.291 --> 00:09:12.125 This is not your fault. This is on us. 00:09:12.125 --> 00:09:14.375 That's a crazy line and it's like we wrote it- 00:09:14.375 --> 00:09:16.666 - forgetting the words had to be said out loud. 00:09:16.791 --> 00:09:18.708 Realtor who railroaded. 00:09:18.708 --> 00:09:20.416 Realtor who railroaded. 00:09:20.416 --> 00:09:21.458 Perfect. 00:09:21.458 --> 00:09:23.375 Great. 00:09:23.375 --> 00:09:26.041 Wait, that's the re-tour who railroaded me on the brewling... 00:09:26.041 --> 00:09:27.208 Ah, *! 00:09:27.208 --> 00:09:29.000 Shit on my * and * my *. 00:09:29.000 --> 00:09:30.958 - Okay. Okay, okay. - Oh, my. 00:09:30.958 --> 00:09:32.166 Just don't, don't beat yourself up. 00:09:32.166 --> 00:09:34.958 This is my fault. It's on me for leaving it in the script. 00:09:34.958 --> 00:09:37.541 Just say, "That's the realtor who railroaded me- 00:09:37.541 --> 00:09:38.958 - on the brewery deal." 00:09:38.958 --> 00:09:40.666 Really, Axel? 00:09:41.416 --> 00:09:42.500 I should just say it. 00:09:42.958 --> 00:09:44.166 You know what? 00:09:44.166 --> 00:09:46.791 I'm not gonna buy any of your daughter's Girl Scout cookies. 00:09:46.791 --> 00:09:49.583 She's 16. It's weird you're still asking. 00:09:50.875 --> 00:09:52.625 Oh, Timberly. 00:09:52.625 --> 00:09:54.833 Hey, team. Did I get my time wrong? 00:09:54.833 --> 00:09:56.291 No, you're, you're perfect. You know what? 00:09:56.291 --> 00:09:57.958 Let's do your line and Clay, 00:09:57.958 --> 00:10:00.958 - why don't you just chill out for 15 or 20 minutes? 00:10:00.958 --> 00:10:02.666 I need a break. 00:10:03.291 --> 00:10:04.875 Oh, okay. 00:10:05.458 --> 00:10:07.041 - because you think you're not invited- 00:10:07.041 --> 00:10:08.750 - to the family's Thanksgiving. 00:10:09.125 --> 00:10:10.458 I'm a little nervous. 00:10:10.458 --> 00:10:11.750 I've never done this before. 00:10:11.750 --> 00:10:12.750 No! 00:10:12.750 --> 00:10:15.000 - I'm gonna kill my father. - Mh-mm. 00:10:15.000 --> 00:10:16.708 I'll just try one. 00:10:19.750 --> 00:10:21.458 I thought you guys cared about me- 00:10:21.458 --> 00:10:23.416 - but now I have all these questions. 00:10:23.458 --> 00:10:25.083 Who is my real family? 00:10:25.083 --> 00:10:26.791 Who can I really count on? 00:10:26.791 --> 00:10:29.375 And why isn't Jake wearing any pants? 00:10:29.375 --> 00:10:32.083 I have been trying and trying to get closer to you guys, 00:10:32.083 --> 00:10:35.166 - and that's not so easy given how "whoa!" you all can be. 00:10:35.166 --> 00:10:37.625 And after all this trying, what do I win? 00:10:37.625 --> 00:10:39.958 Drum roll, please! That's right, 00:10:39.958 --> 00:10:41.791 - a Thanksgiving all alone with no one but me- 00:10:41.791 --> 00:10:43.500 - and my purple parrots, Pearl and Piper. 00:10:43.500 --> 00:10:46.083 You're a loser. 00:10:46.083 --> 00:10:48.125 Thanks, Pearl. Could you pass the really wiggly Jell-O- 00:10:48.125 --> 00:10:50.666 - or do I have to sing for my food? 00:10:53.666 --> 00:10:55.791 She's the one. 00:10:56.916 --> 00:10:58.333 - Is that okay? - Oh yeah. 00:10:58.333 --> 00:11:00.458 That was, that was, that was perfect. 00:11:00.458 --> 00:11:01.791 Great! 00:11:02.333 --> 00:11:04.208 Is this my next one? 00:11:04.208 --> 00:11:05.958 Wait, that's the realtor who railroaded me- 00:11:05.958 --> 00:11:07.208 - on the brewery deal? 00:11:07.208 --> 00:11:09.250 No, no, that's Clay's. 00:11:09.250 --> 00:11:10.791 Your lucky yours are so short. 00:11:10.791 --> 00:11:13.375 Okay, that's going to get in my head. 00:11:19.583 --> 00:11:22.041 - Bree? Really? - Oh, please. 00:11:22.041 --> 00:11:24.333 You stuck me in there with The King's Speech. 00:11:24.333 --> 00:11:26.166 I'll give you a thousand dollars to switch places. 00:11:26.166 --> 00:11:27.875 - You don't have to. - Done! 00:11:35.166 --> 00:11:36.541 That was a legal pick. 00:11:36.541 --> 00:11:38.541 I-I can't help how much bigger I am. 00:11:39.083 --> 00:11:40.666 So, you... you okay? 00:11:40.666 --> 00:11:42.375 Seems okay. Okay. 00:11:44.125 --> 00:11:47.166 Post me up! 00:11:47.166 --> 00:11:49.791 I'm so sorry that I can just pass the ball over you. 00:11:53.458 --> 00:11:56.041 - Yes! - Maybe cover somebody else. 00:11:56.041 --> 00:11:57.750 Maybe him. 00:11:58.125 --> 00:11:59.583 Get in his face, Reed. 00:11:59.583 --> 00:12:02.875 Okay. Honestly, I feel bad trying any harder than this. 00:12:03.875 --> 00:12:05.833 Take a shot! There you go. 00:12:05.833 --> 00:12:08.000 Oh, is it Shabbos in here? 00:12:08.000 --> 00:12:10.250 'Cause we just went lights out. 00:12:10.250 --> 00:12:12.375 See, on the Sabbath, Jewish people... 00:12:12.375 --> 00:12:14.083 Yeah, I got it. Zack, thank you. 00:12:14.083 --> 00:12:15.500 Get aggressive, sitcom. 00:12:15.500 --> 00:12:17.291 You're playing like Niles Crane. 00:12:17.583 --> 00:12:18.750 From Frasier? 00:12:18.750 --> 00:12:20.666 Nah, this dude's straight-up Urkel. 00:12:20.666 --> 00:12:22.208 I'm sorry, what did you just say? 00:12:22.208 --> 00:12:24.083 You heard me, Urkel. 00:12:24.666 --> 00:12:26.125 Give me the damn rock. 00:12:33.291 --> 00:12:35.000 Did I do that? 00:12:35.500 --> 00:12:37.833 Guess sitcom got a few moves left, huh? 00:12:38.916 --> 00:12:40.500 Oh, get that mess out of here. 00:12:40.500 --> 00:12:42.500 That ain't kosher. What's wrong with you? 00:12:43.750 --> 00:12:45.458 Oh no. 00:12:46.000 --> 00:12:47.125 What's up? 00:12:47.125 --> 00:12:48.833 Switch. 00:12:48.958 --> 00:12:50.708 Bam! No. 00:12:54.291 --> 00:12:56.000 Oh, wait a minute. 00:12:56.750 --> 00:12:58.666 Oh, we talking about regular motion now. 00:12:58.666 --> 00:13:00.791 Regular motion, regular-size motion, okay. 00:13:01.291 --> 00:13:03.000 Go home! 00:13:03.041 --> 00:13:04.750 Not over here. 00:13:04.791 --> 00:13:06.500 Do not do that. 00:13:09.208 --> 00:13:10.416 Okay. 00:13:10.416 --> 00:13:12.333 All right, who's the chosen one now, y'all? 00:13:15.541 --> 00:13:17.333 Okay, so catch me up. 00:13:17.333 --> 00:13:18.791 Well, someone had an idea. I think it was Janae. 00:13:18.958 --> 00:13:20.333 Oh, my God. She knows my name. 00:13:20.333 --> 00:13:23.333 That Josie and Chris Pine have an affair. 00:13:23.333 --> 00:13:25.041 It was really funny. 00:13:25.416 --> 00:13:27.125 Yeah, no. Let's, let's get back to the story. 00:13:27.125 --> 00:13:29.958 So I was thinking, what if it's their local indie bookstore- 00:13:29.958 --> 00:13:31.541 - that's closing, 'cause it's getting bought out- 00:13:31.541 --> 00:13:33.375 - by some sort of big franchise? 00:13:33.375 --> 00:13:36.125 I'm sorry. Did you say bookstore or book snore? 00:13:38.583 --> 00:13:41.541 Uh, and Josie wants to lead a protest against it. 00:13:41.541 --> 00:13:43.916 And she's trying to rally all the family members to join her. 00:13:43.916 --> 00:13:46.208 What if Jake really likes the franchise? 00:13:46.208 --> 00:13:47.916 Like it's a Cinnabon or something? 00:13:47.916 --> 00:13:49.583 - Right, yeah. - You know who's got two Cinnabons? 00:13:49.583 --> 00:13:52.041 The Raleigh Durham International Airport. 00:13:52.041 --> 00:13:55.000 What if Josie's mad because no one in the family will help her. 00:13:55.000 --> 00:13:56.916 Uh-huh, okay. 00:13:56.916 --> 00:13:57.833 Why wouldn't Lawrence help her? 00:13:57.833 --> 00:14:00.708 Maybe Lawrence is hiding an embarrassing condition. 00:14:02.208 --> 00:14:04.375 Dare I ask, sir, what might that be? 00:14:04.375 --> 00:14:06.166 - Oh Jesus. - Here we go. 00:14:06.166 --> 00:14:07.875 Let's see. 00:14:07.875 --> 00:14:13.708 Gout, hemorrhoids, botched vasectomy, kidney stones, 00:14:13.708 --> 00:14:19.083 - nose bleeds, vertigo, acid reflux, flatulence, halitosis, 00:14:19.083 --> 00:14:21.958 - swelling of the perineum. - Look at him. 00:14:21.958 --> 00:14:23.916 Two more and he's gonna come all over his Dockers. 00:14:23.916 --> 00:14:26.291 Are we missing an opportunity for Josie- 00:14:26.333 --> 00:14:28.875 - to sing a protest song to the tune of Santa Baby? 00:14:28.875 --> 00:14:30.875 Why would it be to the tune of Santa Baby? 00:14:30.875 --> 00:14:33.125 - Well, if it's a Christmas episode? - It's not. 00:14:33.125 --> 00:14:35.708 Gordon was kind of warming up to the idea. 00:14:35.708 --> 00:14:37.083 Um, okay, Bree, 00:14:37.083 --> 00:14:39.958 - we just have a shit-ton of work to do so I just need you- 00:14:39.958 --> 00:14:41.750 - to listen and focus. 00:14:41.750 --> 00:14:44.208 I could also sing Big Spender... No, you're not gonna sing- 00:14:44.208 --> 00:14:45.500 - and it's not a Christmas episode- 00:14:45.500 --> 00:14:46.916 - and she's not * Chris Pine, okay? 00:14:46.916 --> 00:14:48.625 So just stop. 00:14:52.291 --> 00:14:54.000 Okay. 00:14:54.666 --> 00:14:56.375 Sorry to bother you guys. 00:14:56.833 --> 00:14:58.541 I'll go. 00:15:02.708 --> 00:15:04.416 Actors. 00:15:04.833 --> 00:15:07.416 I miss the days I was the craziest one in this room. 00:15:09.000 --> 00:15:11.291 Hannah, let me take this one. 00:15:14.833 --> 00:15:16.500 Testicular torsion. 00:15:17.291 --> 00:15:19.750 You're still not the craziest person in the room. 00:15:21.541 --> 00:15:24.041 So I understand our little performance issue- 00:15:24.041 --> 00:15:25.583 - has reared his ugly head again. 00:15:25.583 --> 00:15:27.041 I don't know what my problem is. 00:15:27.041 --> 00:15:28.625 Did Hannah put too much pressure on you? 00:15:28.625 --> 00:15:30.208 No, she was totally nice about it. 00:15:30.208 --> 00:15:32.875 - Which only made it worse. - All right. Well, you know what? 00:15:32.875 --> 00:15:35.291 Let's try something different. Totally different approach. 00:15:35.291 --> 00:15:37.833 Who's that coach, the horrible coach? That... 00:15:37.833 --> 00:15:40.583 Bobby Knight. I'm gonna Bobby Knight your *, all right? 00:15:40.583 --> 00:15:42.625 But I'm gonna, I'm gonna really let you have it. 00:15:42.625 --> 00:15:44.208 That's good. That could work. 00:15:44.208 --> 00:15:45.916 Who the * asked you? 00:15:47.541 --> 00:15:49.250 Come on. Let's do it. 00:15:50.916 --> 00:15:52.583 All right. 00:15:57.250 --> 00:15:58.625 Wait, that's the real-tator- 00:15:58.625 --> 00:16:00.333 - who railroaded me on the brewery deal. 00:16:00.333 --> 00:16:02.750 You just said "real-tator," dipshit. 00:16:02.750 --> 00:16:03.833 That's not a word. 00:16:03.833 --> 00:16:05.541 Okay, let's do it again. 00:16:07.291 --> 00:16:09.333 - Wait, that's the wealtor who railroad... - No! 00:16:09.333 --> 00:16:11.458 Wait, that's the realtor who rail-rooted me on the... 00:16:11.458 --> 00:16:13.791 Okay, get your head outta your *. Say it right. 00:16:13.791 --> 00:16:15.833 Wait, that's the ruminator who railroaded me on... 00:16:15.833 --> 00:16:18.125 Okay. Now you're just making shit up. 00:16:18.125 --> 00:16:20.333 Wait, that's the rail-raider who railroaded me. 00:16:20.333 --> 00:16:22.166 - What the hell is wrong with you? - I'm sorry. 00:16:22.166 --> 00:16:23.500 You're sorry? 00:16:23.500 --> 00:16:25.833 Sorry, I don't see the word "sorry" in the script. 00:16:25.833 --> 00:16:27.750 I do see railroaded. 00:16:27.750 --> 00:16:28.833 Railroaded. 00:16:28.833 --> 00:16:30.875 Try saying that. It's not that hard. 00:16:30.916 --> 00:16:34.125 I don't know why you actors keep wasting my *in' time. 00:16:34.750 --> 00:16:35.875 You know what? 00:16:35.875 --> 00:16:37.750 Half of that may have been about Bree. 00:16:38.708 --> 00:16:41.333 Game point. Next two points. 00:16:41.708 --> 00:16:43.166 Now where's that trash talk now, big man? 00:16:43.166 --> 00:16:44.083 You scared? 00:16:44.083 --> 00:16:47.250 Why would I be scared of a slow, 60-year-old has-been- 00:16:47.250 --> 00:16:50.416 - when just like on Yom Kippur, I fast. 00:16:50.416 --> 00:16:52.375 Where do you keep coming up with... Oh! 00:16:53.125 --> 00:16:54.833 Ah, ah, yeah. 00:16:54.833 --> 00:16:56.791 This time Goliath wins, *. 00:16:57.708 --> 00:16:59.291 - Oh. - Oh, shit! 00:16:59.291 --> 00:17:01.666 - Oh, my God. - Oh my god. I am so sorry. 00:17:02.083 --> 00:17:03.625 - Ah. - Are you okay? 00:17:06.333 --> 00:17:08.000 I think I broke my nose. 00:17:08.000 --> 00:17:10.041 - Uh-uh. - Call my mom. 00:17:10.041 --> 00:17:13.041 - Get my mommy! - Oh, please don't say mommy. 00:17:13.041 --> 00:17:14.166 Can someone call a doctor? 00:17:14.166 --> 00:17:15.833 - I can call my dad. - My dad's a doctor. 00:17:15.833 --> 00:17:18.291 - Yeah, I can call my mom or my dad. - My mom's an orthodontist 00:17:18.291 --> 00:17:20.375 - if that counts. - Okay, that anti-Semitic actor- 00:17:20.375 --> 00:17:22.166 - just punched a kid in the face. 00:17:22.166 --> 00:17:24.125 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 00:17:24.125 --> 00:17:25.625 I am not anti-Semitic, okay? 00:17:25.625 --> 00:17:28.125 I'm not anti-anybody. 00:17:28.125 --> 00:17:30.041 That was clearly an accident. 00:17:30.041 --> 00:17:31.583 Well, I have the whole thing on video, 00:17:31.583 --> 00:17:34.291 - so let's just let the internet decide. - No! 00:17:34.291 --> 00:17:37.000 Okay, you, you cannot let that video get out, okay? 00:17:37.000 --> 00:17:38.291 Delete that, please. 00:17:38.291 --> 00:17:39.458 - No, psycho. - You've gotta delete it. 00:17:39.458 --> 00:17:40.541 - You've gotta delete it. - Let go. 00:17:40.541 --> 00:17:42.000 - Let go! - Argh! 00:17:42.000 --> 00:17:44.166 Okay, I'm just gonna delete this video- 00:17:44.166 --> 00:17:46.291 - and then I'm giving your phone back, okay? 00:17:46.291 --> 00:17:47.833 This man just hate crimed that kid! 00:17:47.833 --> 00:17:50.500 Then snatched my friend's phone and he's acting insane. 00:17:50.500 --> 00:17:52.250 Okay, I'm not acting insane, okay? 00:17:52.250 --> 00:17:53.416 I just... ladies, you know what? 00:17:53.416 --> 00:17:55.125 First of all, no more phones. 00:17:55.125 --> 00:17:56.500 You have to stop videotaping this. 00:17:56.500 --> 00:17:58.291 This is how people get canceled. 00:17:58.291 --> 00:18:00.125 Good news. Uri's gonna make it. 00:18:00.666 --> 00:18:01.791 But what's going on over here? 00:18:01.791 --> 00:18:03.958 Well, uh, these young ladies- 00:18:03.958 --> 00:18:07.166 - have recorded the entire incident. 00:18:07.166 --> 00:18:08.333 - Oh! - Hi Zack. 00:18:08.333 --> 00:18:10.583 - Hi, we're big fans. - Big fans. 00:18:10.583 --> 00:18:12.916 Look, maybe there's something we can work out. 00:18:12.916 --> 00:18:14.625 Yeah. 00:18:19.416 --> 00:18:21.125 Okay, that's my number. 00:18:21.166 --> 00:18:22.541 So you promise. 00:18:22.541 --> 00:18:23.916 Pick me up in a limo. 00:18:23.916 --> 00:18:26.250 Pose for pictures. Stay for the whole prom. 00:18:26.250 --> 00:18:28.458 - Minimum two Instagram posts. - Right. 00:18:28.458 --> 00:18:31.291 Post and tag at least twice on Insta main grid. 00:18:31.291 --> 00:18:32.375 No stories. 00:18:32.375 --> 00:18:35.125 Deal. I'd be happy to take you. Sick. 00:18:35.125 --> 00:18:37.166 Rachel's gonna be so jealous. Holy shit. 00:18:38.708 --> 00:18:40.083 Okay, fine. 00:18:40.083 --> 00:18:41.750 I'll delete it. 00:18:42.750 --> 00:18:44.250 Thank you. 00:18:44.250 --> 00:18:46.375 Oh, and from recently deleted. 00:18:46.375 --> 00:18:47.458 You too, Rivka. 00:18:47.458 --> 00:18:50.541 - Oh, my God. You're so smart. - That's a good call. 00:18:50.541 --> 00:18:52.833 - You're gonna make it through, okay. - Oh, hey, again. 00:18:52.833 --> 00:18:54.000 I'm sorry, I hope that heals soon. 00:18:54.000 --> 00:18:56.125 Don't worry about me, Golden Girls. 00:18:56.833 --> 00:18:58.541 How do they know these shows? 00:19:02.291 --> 00:19:04.041 Hold up, sweetie. 00:19:04.041 --> 00:19:06.208 If I walk too fast, my uterus will fall out. 00:19:08.625 --> 00:19:10.333 You know, my stylist was gonna take me- 00:19:10.333 --> 00:19:13.791 - to get free clothes today but I said no. 00:19:13.791 --> 00:19:15.916 I'd rather be in the writer's room. 00:19:15.916 --> 00:19:18.333 Ugh, next time go for the free pants. 00:19:18.375 --> 00:19:20.791 I'm just trying to learn to do more things. 00:19:20.791 --> 00:19:22.416 It used to be enough to just act- 00:19:22.416 --> 00:19:24.833 - but now everyone from Reese Witherspoon- 00:19:24.833 --> 00:19:27.125 - to Eva Longoria is a producer- 00:19:27.125 --> 00:19:29.083 - and I'm trying to catch up. 00:19:29.958 --> 00:19:35.041 And also maybe start to take some control over my life, 00:19:35.791 --> 00:19:37.500 - which is long overdue. 00:19:38.125 --> 00:19:39.833 That's a good reason. 00:19:40.666 --> 00:19:43.000 Well, clearly not everyone is thrilled- 00:19:43.000 --> 00:19:45.125 - to have me in there. - So what? 00:19:46.250 --> 00:19:48.583 When I first started back in the '70s, 00:19:48.583 --> 00:19:50.750 - I was the only woman in the room. 00:19:50.750 --> 00:19:54.500 Just me and a bunch of chain-smoking neurotic chauvinists- 00:19:54.500 --> 00:19:56.708 - who, by the way, also smelled like herring. 00:19:57.375 --> 00:19:59.583 Some of them resented a woman being there. 00:20:00.833 --> 00:20:03.083 But I love the work. So I said, "* 'em." 00:20:03.083 --> 00:20:05.583 And I out-pitched, out-joked every last one of 'em. 00:20:05.791 --> 00:20:09.791 My point is, the writer's room, it's a sacred place. 00:20:10.416 --> 00:20:12.000 If you wanna be accepted there, 00:20:12.000 --> 00:20:15.416 - you gotta cut the vanity shit. 00:20:15.416 --> 00:20:17.416 Roll up your sleeves, pinch your nose, 00:20:17.416 --> 00:20:20.208 - and learn to be so goddamn funny- 00:20:21.250 --> 00:20:23.041 - that everyone takes you seriously. 00:20:27.875 --> 00:20:29.416 Yeah, I know. I like this area. 00:20:29.416 --> 00:20:32.208 I just, I wonder if we're losing a little bit of tension. 00:20:32.750 --> 00:20:34.458 You know with the... 00:20:36.041 --> 00:20:39.416 I'm sorry about before and I'm ready to work, 00:20:39.416 --> 00:20:40.416 - if that's okay. 00:20:41.083 --> 00:20:43.416 It is. Take a seat. 00:20:46.666 --> 00:20:49.750 So anyway, what I was thinking was what if... 00:20:49.750 --> 00:20:51.833 I'm a very good ballerina. 00:20:51.833 --> 00:20:53.541 Oh, God. 00:20:53.958 --> 00:20:56.250 There's nothing funny about that, I know, 00:20:56.250 --> 00:20:59.208 - because I'm so good at it but I was thinking, 00:20:59.208 --> 00:21:02.541 - it would be funny if someone was bad at it. 00:21:02.541 --> 00:21:07.833 Like maybe Lawrence who maybe does it in secret- 00:21:07.833 --> 00:21:11.791 - but he's so bad at it, he hurts his groin. 00:21:11.791 --> 00:21:13.416 How did I miss groin pull? 00:21:15.541 --> 00:21:18.333 That actually really helps us because then he'd be too hurt- 00:21:18.333 --> 00:21:20.375 - to march in the protest. but... - Exactly, 00:21:20.375 --> 00:21:22.958 - but won't admit to anyone that he's a secret ballerina. 00:21:24.250 --> 00:21:26.541 Lawrence as a ballerina would be pretty funny. 00:21:26.541 --> 00:21:27.958 Yeah, I'm seeing tights. 00:21:27.958 --> 00:21:29.833 I'm seeing ice packs on his junk. 00:21:29.833 --> 00:21:33.291 Or a frozen steak that Jake was saving for later. 00:21:33.291 --> 00:21:36.833 - Even better. - Yeah, I like it. I do. 00:21:37.750 --> 00:21:39.833 - Benny, put it on the board. - Yeah. 00:21:40.208 --> 00:21:41.250 Yeah. 00:21:41.666 --> 00:21:44.208 - There you go. - I'm on the board. 00:21:46.333 --> 00:21:48.875 Wait a second. How about if, instead of a ballerina... 00:21:48.875 --> 00:21:50.333 It's on the board, Alan! 00:21:50.333 --> 00:21:52.083 Right, sorry. 00:21:55.166 --> 00:21:57.291 Wait, that's the realtor who railroaded me- 00:21:57.291 --> 00:21:59.000 - on the brewery bill. 00:21:59.958 --> 00:22:02.125 What the hell, I got it right. 00:22:02.125 --> 00:22:05.291 - You said "bill." - Oh, goddamn it. 00:22:05.291 --> 00:22:06.500 Dennis, how many takes is that? 00:22:06.500 --> 00:22:08.208 - Eighty-seven. - Eighty-seven takes. 00:22:08.208 --> 00:22:10.541 Jesus Christ, Clay. I've known you 20 years. 00:22:10.541 --> 00:22:12.000 It's never taken you this long. 00:22:12.000 --> 00:22:14.500 I mean you always *ed at it, but I don't know. 00:22:14.500 --> 00:22:16.833 Is it possible somehow you've gotten even worse? 00:22:17.166 --> 00:22:20.375 Well, I used to drink to get through this- 00:22:20.375 --> 00:22:23.000 - and now I can't even do that anymore. 00:22:27.250 --> 00:22:28.958 Okay. 00:22:32.333 --> 00:22:35.083 Let's try something totally different. Come here. 00:22:35.083 --> 00:22:36.750 - What are you doing? - I'm gonna give you a hug. 00:22:36.750 --> 00:22:38.833 - You're hugging me. - I'm hugging you. 00:22:38.833 --> 00:22:41.291 Don't fight it. Come on. 00:22:41.291 --> 00:22:43.750 - Just go with it. - Are we all hugging Clay? 00:22:43.750 --> 00:22:45.833 - Is that what we're doing? - No. 00:22:47.125 --> 00:22:48.250 Okay. 00:22:48.250 --> 00:22:49.333 All right? 00:22:49.333 --> 00:22:52.958 Now, whenever you're ready. 00:22:52.958 --> 00:22:54.625 Okay. 00:22:59.500 --> 00:23:03.041 Wait. That's the realtor who railroaded me on the brewery deal. 00:23:04.291 --> 00:23:05.458 All right. 00:23:05.458 --> 00:23:07.333 - Look how easy that was. - Wait. 00:23:08.708 --> 00:23:10.375 I know you gotta get back to the room, 00:23:10.375 --> 00:23:12.958 - but maybe just a little longer. 00:23:15.875 --> 00:23:17.041 Sure. 00:23:17.041 --> 00:23:19.083 I got all the time in the world, buddy. 00:23:19.458 --> 00:23:21.166 All the time in the world. 00:23:32.583 --> 00:23:33.791 Hey, smart *. 00:23:34.250 --> 00:23:36.291 I just got a perfect take outta Clay. 00:23:36.708 --> 00:23:39.416 Well, great. I got a good story idea outta Brie. 00:23:39.416 --> 00:23:41.583 Really? Well, look at us. 00:23:41.583 --> 00:23:42.750 Where are you going? 00:23:42.750 --> 00:23:45.083 Going home but I gotta stop in my office. Forgot my phone. 00:23:45.083 --> 00:23:47.083 Uh, Bree's waiting for you in there. 00:23:47.083 --> 00:23:49.000 Now she wants to direct. 00:23:50.625 --> 00:23:52.250 Not calling anybody tonight anyway. 00:23:52.250 --> 00:23:53.958 Yeah. 00:23:59.125 --> 00:24:09.375 -