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I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Thanks. Sorry.

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Good luck.

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You couldn't find a bigger rat?

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Ah!

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Exciting day. What's happening?

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I was doing crowd control

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when that huge balloon
rat spooked my horse.

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Well, I'm a bit of a horse
whisperer, so I'll talk to her.

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She better hurry up.
Breakfast ends at 10:00.

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It's a joke.

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- Ah!
- Hi, Officer.

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Wow. Okay.

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Even for someone your size,
that is a lot of granola.

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Alright. Good job.

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- Alright, you stopped.
- That's impressive.

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Yeah. I grew up with horses.

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No, man. They got a crepe
station and a waffle bar!

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Why don't you come on
over here. Here you go.

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I'll get you back to the truck.

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No?

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Well, she's either still
afraid of that huge rat

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or very anti-union.

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You want me to go outside
and deflate the rat?

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Shred, as much as I'd like
to see you get your * kicked

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by a bunch of economically
strapped culinary workers...

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I think we need to find
another way out of here.

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Officer Shaw and Officer
Wilbur exiting the building.

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Shred, if you're outside, take pictures.

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I look... awesome.

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I think I'm gonna break up with Camila.

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What are you talking about?
I just keep thinking about Emily

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and it's not fair to Camila,
so we have to break up.

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Next vacation day I get,

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I'm flying to Europe and
I'm gonna do it in person.

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It's the honorable thing.

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Honorable, rash, insanely
expensive and, uh,

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I'm not sure you have the time.

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Why wouldn't I have enough time?

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Emily asked about you.

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Oh, my god! What did she say?

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- She said she was interested.
- What?! And then what did you say?!

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- I told her you were with Camila.
- And then what did she say?!

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- Seriously, let go of my arm.
- Okay.

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- Sorry.
- I said you were totally into Camila

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and that she should
go on a date with Rick

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because he asked her
to dinner... in Canada.

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What?! Rick?! Canada?!

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She was just asking if she
should even go out with him.

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Well, thanks to you,
now the clock's ticking

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and I have to tell Emily how I feel.

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Well, just tell her!

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Frank! I can't make a move on Emily

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before I've broken up with Camila!

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It wouldn't be honorable.

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What is this, feudal Japan?

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Just call her and then talk to Emily.

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I have to look Camila in
the eyes when I do it, Frank.

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You sound like a serial killer.

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Just call her!

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- Shred, come here.
- Hey.

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Hey, do you want to see
something extremely cute?

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- Always.
- Okay. This little girl sent me a letter

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asking for a unicorn license.

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This is like exactly what I
would have done when I was little.

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That's adorable.

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I know. She wants to
keep it in her backyard.

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You should write her back
on official stationary.

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That is an amazing idea.

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Yeah. And maybe like put
glitter inside the envelope.

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Yes! Wait, were
you also once a little girl

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with a unicorn obsession?

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You were.

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I have to make a quick FaceTime call.

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Okay.

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Oh, good lord.

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Did you wipe the bike down after?

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- I always do, come on.
- Cause there's often a puddle.

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Buddy, you're not gonna be
able to bring me down today.

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I'm riding so high.

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I got a full night's sleep
for the first time in 11 years.

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Don't let your endorphins
cloud how not okay that outfit is.

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Yeah, it's a micro-aggression.

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All three kids slept through the night.

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I mean, I don't wanna jinx
this thing, but maybe I will.

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I'm whipping this
* called parenthood

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and there's no looking back.

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Next!

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Maybe next you should
have a quick rinse.

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Yeah? Or maybe I should do this.

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- Oh!
- Now you're gonna have to wipe that down

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Hey, everyone, I have some... um,

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some sad news. C-38 died.

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Oh my god, really?

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Yeah.

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The cougar? What happened?

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From the stills form the trail camera

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it seems like natural causes,

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but they've asked if we
can come pick up the body.

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I'll get him.

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I'll come with you.

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Alright. Good luck guys.
I'll just be here crushing it.

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You should shower, please.
It's what C-38 would have wanted.

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Shred! What's up, bro?

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Cole? What are you doing
with Camila's phone?

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Ah, dude, she left it in the lodge.

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She's up on the mountain. Why,
what's up? Where are you right now?

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Seattle. Hey, can you
have her call me back?

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It's kind of important, man.

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Totally, dude.

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- Cool.
- Yo, what's Seattle like?

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I'm sorry, Cole, I actually
gotta, I gotta jump, man.

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Yeah, Austria is weird man.

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The snow is like total concrete.

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Alright, just have her,
just have her call me.

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- Okay.
- Okay.

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There he is.

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- What are you doing?
- I'm covering the camera.

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I want you to be able
to mourn in private.

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- I'm fine.
- Come on, Frank.

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You guys had a really
special connection.

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You literally risked your
job to save that animal.

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I have tissues, I think.

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I'm good. You can just
help me get him in the truck.

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You know what? I'm gonna... I'm
gonna give you a moment alone with him.

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I'll be right here.

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- Victoria...
- Are you crying?

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- No. Will you help?
- I'm sorry.

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- Help me.
- I thought you were crying.

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Right, and I'm the one
with the emotional issues.

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Okay, I'll just do this by myself.

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Oh, that's perfect! Maybe add a rainbow.

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Okay, what is it with you and rainbows?

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That's four now. It's crazy.

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Hey! Party's in here I guess.

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Oh, Shred. Rick had the best idea.

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Oh, it's not really anything.

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It's just an add-on to
your awesome letter idea.

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Yeah, well there's no I in unicorn.

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Except for the one.

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We're making an actual
unicorn license for Sophie

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and then I'm gonna take it to
her house and present it to her.

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That's amazing. I love that.

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Rick, what are you
doing here in the office?

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I just stopped by to say hi.

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Drop off some coffees.

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That is your jam. I love it.

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Hey, I'm gonna go on a
bagel run for the office.

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- Anyone want anything?
- Wait, you're doing a bagel run?

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- Yeah. Are you okay?
- Is this about C-38?

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Do you guys want bagels or not?

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- I will take a blueberry.
- No.

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- Plain.
- I'll just do like a...

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Poppyseed.

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- No!
- Are you kidding me?

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- No one likes poppyseed!
- Did you hear that?

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Hey, Frank,

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you're getting all these
bagels for the whole office

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and probably some orange
juice, I'm guessing.

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Do you think you need
somebody to help you carry all that?

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- Good call.
- Yeah.

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Does... does Rick seem logical?

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Just cause everyone else here
is providing a professional service.

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Uh, nope. I need Rick on sparkle duty.

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Oh, that's coming from
the top, my friend.

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Can't do anything about that.

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Alright, Shred. Let's go.

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- Okay, let's get serious here.
- Okay. All right. All right,

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let's get serious with another rainbow!

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You took me out of the
picture with a bagel run?

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Why don't you just get
them a hotel room together?

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You know what, I'm out.
I'm out of the triangle.

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You can't get out of the triangle.
You made the triangle.

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Oh, just call Camila!

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I tried. This guy named
Cole answered the phone.

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He took my message but he's
had a bunch of concussions.

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Shocker. Why don't you call her back?

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Calling her back.

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Shred! What's up, dude?

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Hey, Cole, you still
have Camila's phone.

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I forgot to give it back
to her, dude. That is my bad.

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I really need to talk to her, bud,

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so if you could give it back
to her, I'd appreciate it.

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I am on a weird Austrian
bus all by myself right now,

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but I will give it back to her.

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- Thanks, man.
- Yeah, dude. No worries.

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I'll talk to you soon, bro.

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Cole seems solid.

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Hi, I'm Emily from Animal Control.

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Hi, did you get my letter?

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I did and I have something
very special to give you.

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Thank you so much for doing this.

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Are you kidding?
It's the best part of my job.

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That's my cat, Olive.

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That's my cat, Monkey.

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And that's my cat French
Fry, the white one.

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- He's asthmatic.
- Oh, French Fry.

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Okay, Sophie, this certificate
is giving you permission

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to keep exactly one
unicorn in your backyard

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as long as you follow

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all of the official animal
control unicorn keeping rules.

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Thank you.

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I'd also like to present you

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with the official Animal
Control regulation binder

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which is filled with all of the rules

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that we follow every single day
to take care of the city's animals.

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All the rules?

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And the subsections too.

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Oh, thank you, Sophie.

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Oh, look.

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Elmer is here for the
great news as well.

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Oh, you guys have a fourth cat.

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Mm-hmm.

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Can I just take a quick
peek at that binder?

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Check something about four cats...

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Hey! How'd it go with the unicorn girl?

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Um, well I gave her the license

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and then I robbed her of her innocence

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by taking away her cat.

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Why would you do that?

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Well, you know, section 12,
subsection 17a, article V.

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"Private residences may have up to,

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but not in excess of three cats."

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And Sophie had four.

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Sophie had a choice
of what cat had to go.

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So... Sophie's choice.

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- Great movie.
- Yeah, I like it.

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Thanks.

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Hey, are you okay?

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I'm sorry Rick's idea went so horribly.

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- Empanadas, everyone.
- Yeah.

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Oh, I'm still full from bagels

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but I could have an empanada.

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Everybody dig in. They're on me.

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- Wait, did you say, "they're on me?"
- Yeah.

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I'm just gonna say it,
I'm really worried about you.

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Hey, can we not judge his
grieving process? Thank you.

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- Is this spinach, you think?
- Espinaca.

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You've just had like no
reaction to C-38's death

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and I want you to know
that it's okay to let it out.

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I saw him in person
once and I feel attached.

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You remember when we saw him together?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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I apologize for not breaking down more.

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And doing two separate food runs.

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Still no thank yous, by the way.

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Thank you!

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Too late.

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I just feel like you
need something to help you

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- process your grief.
- No, I don't.

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That cougar was arguably
your best friend.

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It wasn't a person.
It was a wild animal.

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And animals literally die every second.

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It's nature. So, for
the last time, I'm fine.

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Oh, I've got an idea.

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I hate to say this, but
I'm gonna call Templeton.

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Thank you, Templeton

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and thank you Victoria for
bringing us all together

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to celebrate the life of
our beloved cougar, C-38.

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We will all feel his
absence for a long time

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as we struggle to imagine
a Seattle without him.

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Sorry, are there drums?

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Guys!

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Hey! Keep it down.

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It's the wrong soundtrack for a funeral.

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Diminishes the haunting
beauty of my Kilberry.

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Okay, where was I? Um...

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- She's so clumsy.
- Oh, no...

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Like a newborn foal.

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You know what? I can do it without...

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C-38 lived a long life for a cat,

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'cause 12 years for a human would be,

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like, really tragic.

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Ah, but you know, pivoting from that

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he was... special to us all.

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Would anyone else like
to say a few words?

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- Frank?
- I'm good.

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Okay. Well, then Jack,
would you do us the honors?

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Color Party, attention.

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Shoulder arms.

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Squad, regimental salute. Present arms.

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Oh, they're using the net guns.

00:12:26.689 --> 00:12:29.374
- Wow.
- Squad, shoulder arms.

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Are you kidding me?

00:12:40.704 --> 00:12:42.302
Hey, Frank, um...

00:12:42.326 --> 00:12:43.638
Frank, you don't have to...

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Oh, boy.

00:12:44.708 --> 00:12:46.041
Hey!

00:12:46.134 --> 00:12:49.012
Do you not see that there's
a funeral 30 feet from here?

00:12:49.036 --> 00:12:51.024
Could this completely out
of sync noise pollution

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have waited until we were gone?

00:12:53.242 --> 00:12:54.842
Uh... uh...

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Hey, man!

00:13:03.743 --> 00:13:06.001
How many bongo trophies
do you guys have?

00:13:06.025 --> 00:13:07.859
There's one!

00:13:07.883 --> 00:13:10.710
- Frank!
- Now it sounds better, I guarantee it.

00:13:10.734 --> 00:13:12.176
There you go!

00:13:12.392 --> 00:13:13.817
That stupid...

00:13:19.644 --> 00:13:22.103
That may not be
entirely about the drums.

00:13:25.803 --> 00:13:27.480
This is turning into a day.

00:13:27.504 --> 00:13:29.846
Frank falling apart.
I confiscated that cat.

00:13:30.230 --> 00:13:31.991
It's just, Sophie loves rules so much,

00:13:32.015 --> 00:13:33.652
I felt like it would
be confusing for her

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to break my own regulations.

00:13:35.329 --> 00:13:37.072
It feels like it was kind of my fault,

00:13:37.096 --> 00:13:39.157
- the license was my idea.
- No.

00:13:39.181 --> 00:13:42.075
Love that accountability, Rick.

00:13:42.099 --> 00:13:44.497
I'm just totally gonna
have French Fry nightmares.

00:13:44.521 --> 00:13:46.899
I guess this whole thing
has sort of turned into a nightmare.

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You were doing what
you thought was right.

00:13:48.742 --> 00:13:50.892
Yeah, I think I messed up.

00:13:52.147 --> 00:13:53.350
Maybe on this one,

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we don't follow the rules.

00:13:54.876 --> 00:13:56.287
I like where you're going.

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Mind if I plus that idea?

00:13:58.193 --> 00:14:00.004
Maybe there's a loophole on this one.

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Households can't have
more than three cats,

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but what if it wasn't a cat?

00:14:04.819 --> 00:14:06.410
Oh, my god.

00:14:06.434 --> 00:14:08.077
- Oh, my god, so good.
- Right?

00:14:08.101 --> 00:14:10.241
- So good! Are we thinking the same?
- Yes! Yes!

00:14:10.265 --> 00:14:11.601
- Oh, my god.
- You the man!

00:14:11.625 --> 00:14:13.581
Guys, what's so good?

00:14:14.925 --> 00:14:17.366
I took French Fry from you this morning

00:14:17.390 --> 00:14:18.968
and that was not very nice.

00:14:18.992 --> 00:14:21.691
- Though she was just following protocol.
- Right.

00:14:21.715 --> 00:14:24.807
But when I took French
Fry to Animal Control,

00:14:25.111 --> 00:14:27.096
something magical happened.

00:14:27.120 --> 00:14:29.620
What?

00:14:29.966 --> 00:14:33.455
French Fry turned into a caticorn.

00:14:33.479 --> 00:14:36.505
So now you have three cats

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and a magical caticorn,

00:14:38.641 --> 00:14:41.759
and that's not in violation
of any Seattle code.

00:14:41.783 --> 00:14:43.525
- No.
- It's just all so magical.

00:14:43.549 --> 00:14:46.226
- Yeah.
- I love him. Thank you.

00:14:53.433 --> 00:14:56.191
Okay, don't get too wasted, Carol.

00:14:56.515 --> 00:14:58.120
Oh, man. I need a drink.

00:14:58.144 --> 00:15:00.306
It's open bar. Collette's treat.

00:15:00.330 --> 00:15:02.782
Uh... no, no, no. I said
I got the first round.

00:15:02.806 --> 00:15:04.051
That's it. That's it.

00:15:04.075 --> 00:15:05.983
Thirty year-old scotch,
can you cancel that, please?

00:15:06.007 --> 00:15:08.783
And the queso starter. Thank you.

00:15:10.200 --> 00:15:11.190
Everything cool with you?

00:15:11.214 --> 00:15:13.623
Long day. I just had
a bunch of neuter jobs.

00:15:13.647 --> 00:15:16.072
Mm. I got fixed a month ago.

00:15:16.204 --> 00:15:18.162
You're doing the Lord's work.

00:15:18.471 --> 00:15:22.478
I'm at the top of both my
parenting and * game but more kids?

00:15:22.502 --> 00:15:24.819
It's a good thing I can't have them.

00:15:26.949 --> 00:15:29.767
So, uh, which one do I blow into?

00:15:32.586 --> 00:15:35.021
This one. I'll show you.

00:15:42.599 --> 00:15:44.209
That's lovely. What is that?

00:15:44.233 --> 00:15:47.155
The opening bars of * Healing.

00:15:47.179 --> 00:15:49.344
- I'll be right back.
- Okay.

00:15:50.111 --> 00:15:51.107
Hey.

00:15:51.131 --> 00:15:52.212
- Hey.
- Hi.

00:15:52.236 --> 00:15:54.397
Um, I actually wanted to
talk to you about something

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when you get a second.

00:15:55.664 --> 00:15:57.627
I think I have a second right now.

00:15:57.651 --> 00:15:59.866
Well, now's not good, actually.

00:15:59.890 --> 00:16:02.609
Soon. Soon will be good but not now.

00:16:02.633 --> 00:16:03.635
Okay.

00:16:04.253 --> 00:16:05.598
There he is!

00:16:08.411 --> 00:16:10.323
- Oh.
- Bye.

00:16:13.578 --> 00:16:16.198
Everybody, could you bring it in?

00:16:16.222 --> 00:16:18.064
I should probably address
the elephant in the room.

00:16:18.134 --> 00:16:20.095
Hey, uh-nah. We're off the clock here.

00:16:22.364 --> 00:16:25.207
Sorry about those bongos I
almost hit you with, Jack.

00:16:25.231 --> 00:16:28.341
- Mm-hmm.
- I obviously lost my mind earlier

00:16:28.489 --> 00:16:32.257
and though drum circles
and hippies are a scourge,

00:16:32.281 --> 00:16:34.325
my behavior was not warranted.

00:16:34.349 --> 00:16:39.181
This is weird, but I looked up to C-38.

00:16:39.205 --> 00:16:40.474
I mean, if he were here,

00:16:40.498 --> 00:16:42.739
he'd kill most of us
who couldn't run fast.

00:16:42.862 --> 00:16:43.939
Sorry, Patel.

00:16:43.963 --> 00:16:46.906
He had a set of steak knives
at the end of each of his paws.

00:16:47.896 --> 00:16:49.403
So cool.

00:16:50.264 --> 00:16:52.225
You know, I always kind of looked at him

00:16:52.249 --> 00:16:56.163
as a beautiful, lone
wolf who was a cougar.

00:16:56.187 --> 00:16:58.118
Yeah, it's getting away from me.

00:17:00.137 --> 00:17:01.487
I'm gonna miss him.

00:17:05.034 --> 00:17:06.506
Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:17:06.530 --> 00:17:07.905
I'm really sorry, Frank!

00:17:08.169 --> 00:17:10.044
Hey, Camila. Let me...

00:17:10.616 --> 00:17:12.172
Let me just get somewhere quiet.

00:17:12.196 --> 00:17:14.378
Let's raise a glass to C-38, shall we?

00:17:14.402 --> 00:17:16.031
- Yes!
- To C-38!

00:17:16.055 --> 00:17:18.485
Next round is on
me, guys. Nothing top-shelf.

00:17:18.509 --> 00:17:19.685
Thanks Frank.

00:17:19.877 --> 00:17:21.060
Oh, no.

00:17:21.490 --> 00:17:22.791
Oh, Patel...

00:17:22.815 --> 00:17:24.369
I'm sorry, I should have warned you

00:17:24.393 --> 00:17:26.323
my toasts have been known
to bring the house down.

00:17:26.347 --> 00:17:28.729
It's not your words. It's my life.

00:17:30.203 --> 00:17:31.273
Maya's pregnant.

00:17:31.297 --> 00:17:33.468
How? You got a vasectomy.

00:17:33.492 --> 00:17:35.270
One in 1,000 don't take.

00:17:37.067 --> 00:17:38.501
I'm one in 1,000.

00:17:39.796 --> 00:17:42.084
This is good news, buddy.

00:17:42.108 --> 00:17:43.110
Absolutely.

00:17:44.252 --> 00:17:46.335
It's a blessing. Excuse me.

00:17:48.972 --> 00:17:51.656
- Shred, hey, guess what?
- What?

00:17:51.680 --> 00:17:53.883
My whole family came into town.

00:17:53.907 --> 00:17:56.120
- They surprised me at the race.
- Amazing!

00:17:56.730 --> 00:17:58.247
Hey, do you have a second?

00:17:58.271 --> 00:17:59.964
There's something I
wanted to talk to you about.

00:17:59.988 --> 00:18:01.137
What's up?

00:18:01.161 --> 00:18:03.666
- I'm more nervous than I thought I'd be.
- Oh, my god. Mama...

00:18:05.950 --> 00:18:08.652
Camila, I care about you so much,

00:18:08.676 --> 00:18:10.996
but being apart has been harder than
I thought it would be

00:18:11.020 --> 00:18:13.151
and this could be the
biggest mistake of my life,

00:18:13.175 --> 00:18:15.600
but I think we should break up.

00:18:19.276 --> 00:18:22.165
You're handling this
with incredible grace.

00:18:22.189 --> 00:18:23.345
Is this how you tell me?

00:18:23.369 --> 00:18:24.846
Okay, spotty reception.

00:18:24.870 --> 00:18:25.991
I can't believe this.

00:18:26.015 --> 00:18:27.609
I wish I didn't have to do it like this,

00:18:27.633 --> 00:18:30.514
in front of your entire
family and... Cole.

00:18:30.538 --> 00:18:32.851
- What's up, dude?
- This is about Emily, isn't it?

00:18:32.875 --> 00:18:34.610
No. I... I wouldn't do that.

00:18:34.634 --> 00:18:36.858
Nothing's happened yet. I'm honorable.

00:18:36.882 --> 00:18:38.556
Es stupido!

00:18:39.112 --> 00:18:41.343
Oh, she spit right on the camera.

00:18:41.367 --> 00:18:43.902
And you also * as a snowboarder.

00:18:43.926 --> 00:18:47.206
Wait, Camila! Camila!

00:18:49.271 --> 00:18:51.370
This probably isn't a redial situation.

00:18:56.297 --> 00:18:57.850
- Hey.
- Hey.

00:18:57.874 --> 00:19:00.116
- Wanna buy a boat?
- Yeah.

00:19:00.429 --> 00:19:01.660
What did you do to your hand?

00:19:01.684 --> 00:19:04.550
Oh, snagged it on a snare
drum that I threw into the woods.

00:19:04.574 --> 00:19:06.228
Did you disinfect it?

00:19:06.252 --> 00:19:08.639
Yes. With a filthy poncho.

00:19:08.763 --> 00:19:09.997
You're an idiot.

00:19:10.021 --> 00:19:11.023
Absolutely.

00:19:14.420 --> 00:19:16.073
Thank you for today.

00:19:16.097 --> 00:19:17.099
Sure.

00:19:17.664 --> 00:19:19.072
Really.

00:19:19.287 --> 00:19:20.512
Anytime.

00:19:21.604 --> 00:19:22.606
Really.

00:19:24.814 --> 00:19:26.451
Why am I so fertile?!

00:19:26.475 --> 00:19:27.824
Oh, no.

00:19:27.848 --> 00:19:28.850
Oh, boy.

00:19:29.810 --> 00:19:31.285
I should help him.

00:19:31.535 --> 00:19:32.850
Yeah, I'm gonna help him.

00:19:32.874 --> 00:19:33.876
Yeah.

00:19:36.114 --> 00:19:38.746
Okay, buddy, let's get you back inside.

00:19:38.770 --> 00:19:40.762
- One in 1,000.
- Yeah.

00:19:41.070 --> 00:19:43.201
Okay, well you still
owe me a dinner date,

00:19:43.225 --> 00:19:45.003
so don't think I forgot about that.

00:19:45.027 --> 00:19:47.130
I think I shot a little low last time.

00:19:47.154 --> 00:19:49.245
Uh, Paris? Let's do... well Paris.

00:19:49.269 --> 00:19:53.191
Yeah, you know, that just feels
like a second date type of a thing.

00:19:53.442 --> 00:19:55.200
Well, you pick the place.

00:19:55.430 --> 00:19:57.021
I'll go anywhere.

00:19:58.258 --> 00:20:00.517
Hey, Jack, Jack, Jack.
Have you seen Emily?

00:20:00.541 --> 00:20:02.909
No, but have you seen this?

00:20:02.933 --> 00:20:04.291
Oh.

00:20:05.486 --> 00:20:06.787
I can't...

00:20:18.447 --> 00:20:20.886
Oh, no, no, no. We're good.

00:20:24.198 --> 00:20:25.926
Uh-oh. Shred.

00:20:25.950 --> 00:20:27.092
Hey.

00:20:28.902 --> 00:20:30.343
How's the love life?

00:20:30.662 --> 00:20:33.355
- Not good.
- I'm sorry, partner. Let me get you a drink.

00:20:36.036 --> 00:20:38.127
- What did you call me?
- Hm?

00:20:38.268 --> 00:20:40.249
You said "partner".

00:20:40.421 --> 00:20:41.776
Tell anyone and I'll kill you.

00:20:41.800 --> 00:20:44.234
Well, I won't... partner.

00:20:45.089 --> 00:20:47.535
Let me get a blueberry mojito.

00:20:47.559 --> 00:20:48.984
Make that two.

00:20:49.836 --> 00:20:51.236
He's drinking both.

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