WEBVTT 00:00:06.261 --> 00:00:09.806 Here we go 00:00:09.806 --> 00:00:13.685 So who loved the Samurai Salamanders movie? 00:00:15.478 --> 00:00:16.938 And who thought it was nothing more 00:00:16.938 --> 00:00:19.315 than a stereotypical examination 00:00:19.315 --> 00:00:21.109 of the perceived cultural dichotomy 00:00:21.109 --> 00:00:23.236 between freewheeling, nonconforming Western attitudes 00:00:23.236 --> 00:00:25.613 and strict, conformist Eastern traditions? 00:00:27.198 --> 00:00:30.452 Ooh, I like her. 00:00:30.452 --> 00:00:33.204 Anyway, as exclusive distributor 00:00:33.204 --> 00:00:35.206 of Samurai Salamander toys, 00:00:35.206 --> 00:00:37.208 Knickknack is giving the first 100 kids in line 00:00:37.208 --> 00:00:40.295 a free collector's edition action figure, 00:00:40.295 --> 00:00:42.213 which won't be available in stores... 00:00:42.213 --> 00:00:44.090 for another three whole days. 00:00:48.219 --> 00:00:49.637 So, what, you'll just clap for anything? 00:00:53.933 --> 00:00:55.435 And I haven't told you the best part! 00:00:55.435 --> 00:00:58.605 We have some special guests for you to meet. 00:00:58.605 --> 00:00:59.981 The real Samurai Salamanders are here! 00:01:03.443 --> 00:01:07.155 And they're just as cool as they were in the movie! 00:01:12.327 --> 00:01:14.245 I can't get this mask on. 00:01:16.081 --> 00:01:18.708 That's because it's the tail. 00:01:18.708 --> 00:01:19.834 I can see 00:01:19.834 --> 00:01:21.336 how you'd confuse your face with your... 00:01:21.336 --> 00:01:22.253 Hey, guys! 00:01:24.005 --> 00:01:25.882 The kids out there are really excited! 00:01:25.882 --> 00:01:28.176 Who wouldn't be? 00:01:28.176 --> 00:01:32.931 We get to meet the real Samurai Salamanders! 00:01:32.931 --> 00:01:35.433 From the movie! 00:01:35.433 --> 00:01:36.518 Uh, Knox? 00:01:36.518 --> 00:01:38.520 We're the Samurai Salamanders. 00:01:38.520 --> 00:01:41.981 I think I would've remembered being in a movie. 00:01:41.981 --> 00:01:44.692 Seriously, who are we trying to fool? 00:01:44.692 --> 00:01:46.277 I mean, these cheap costumes 00:01:46.277 --> 00:01:47.946 look nothing like the characters from the movie, 00:01:47.946 --> 00:01:49.948 which I totally saw the whole thing of 00:01:49.948 --> 00:01:51.282 and didn't watch through my fingers 00:01:51.282 --> 00:01:53.368 because the bad guys are really scary. 00:01:53.368 --> 00:01:55.703 They're not here, are they? 00:01:56.871 --> 00:01:59.290 Okay, here come the kids. 00:01:59.290 --> 00:02:00.208 Samurai poses! 00:02:11.386 --> 00:02:15.390 It's the real Samurai Salamanders! 00:02:19.394 --> 00:02:20.979 Buckle up 00:02:20.979 --> 00:02:23.064 And hold on tight 00:02:23.064 --> 00:02:25.942 You and me on a wild ride 00:02:25.942 --> 00:02:29.237 We're gonna own it and change the game 00:02:29.237 --> 00:02:32.407 Together we'll make it all the way 00:02:32.407 --> 00:02:35.243 Through all the ups and all the downs, downs 00:02:35.243 --> 00:02:36.202 We'll always find our way around 00:02:36.202 --> 00:02:36.494 So here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:02:36.494 --> 00:02:39.956 Here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:02:39.956 --> 00:02:43.126 Yeah, here we go whoa-oa-oh 00:02:43.126 --> 00:02:45.086 You got me 00:02:45.086 --> 00:02:46.337 I got you 00:02:46.337 --> 00:02:48.423 Here we go 00:02:50.133 --> 00:02:51.926 You know how in the movie, 00:02:51.926 --> 00:02:53.511 when Dr. Heinous used his laser sword 00:02:53.511 --> 00:02:55.763 to cut off your tail, and it grew back? 00:02:55.763 --> 00:02:56.806 Yeah... 00:02:56.806 --> 00:02:58.766 Does it work on other body parts? 00:02:58.766 --> 00:03:01.019 I don't see why it wouldn't. Give it a try! 00:03:04.272 --> 00:03:05.190 Whoa! 00:03:07.942 --> 00:03:09.194 Okay, kids. 00:03:09.194 --> 00:03:13.031 It's time for us, the real Samurai Salamanders, 00:03:13.031 --> 00:03:14.782 to show you our signature moves. 00:03:14.782 --> 00:03:16.951 Hiyah! 00:03:16.951 --> 00:03:20.079 Boom, boom, boom! Hammer fist! 00:03:20.079 --> 00:03:23.208 Shink, shink, shink! Razor strike! 00:03:23.208 --> 00:03:26.878 Whoosh! Tornado kick! 00:03:29.214 --> 00:03:30.632 What move is that? 00:03:30.632 --> 00:03:33.760 The pee-pee dance. 00:03:33.760 --> 00:03:35.720 I'll be in the little Salamander's room. 00:03:39.390 --> 00:03:43.186 Whew! Had to drain the lizard suit. 00:03:43.186 --> 00:03:46.189 I didn't make it to the bathroom. 00:03:46.189 --> 00:03:48.900 Do you mind? I've got my own problems. 00:03:48.900 --> 00:03:50.735 The editor of Spiffy Dude magazine 00:03:50.735 --> 00:03:53.029 wants to feature my designs in the next issue. 00:03:53.029 --> 00:03:54.989 That is bad. 00:03:54.989 --> 00:03:56.991 How do you get through the day? 00:03:56.991 --> 00:03:59.160 That's the good part! 00:03:59.160 --> 00:04:01.079 The bad part is, I can't afford to hire a male model 00:04:01.079 --> 00:04:02.288 for the photo shoot. 00:04:02.288 --> 00:04:03.957 I spent all my money on this sewing machine 00:04:03.957 --> 00:04:05.166 so I could look busy 00:04:05.166 --> 00:04:05.959 when you came out of the bathroom 00:04:05.959 --> 00:04:08.002 in the hopes you wouldn't talk to me. 00:04:10.004 --> 00:04:12.548 Piece of junk doesn't work. 00:04:12.548 --> 00:04:14.592 You could still use it for sewing. 00:04:14.592 --> 00:04:16.094 Don't be silly. 00:04:16.094 --> 00:04:17.303 That's what this one's for. 00:04:22.267 --> 00:04:23.810 If you're looking for a male model, 00:04:23.810 --> 00:04:26.437 it's kind of obvious who you should ask. 00:04:26.437 --> 00:04:27.647 I know. 00:04:27.647 --> 00:04:30.108 But Knox and Jarvis both said they're busy. 00:04:30.108 --> 00:04:31.776 I'm not talking about them. 00:04:31.776 --> 00:04:35.613 I'm talking about someone in this room. 00:04:35.613 --> 00:04:39.284 Oh, I see what you're suggesting. 00:04:39.284 --> 00:04:40.285 I guess I have no other choice. 00:04:40.285 --> 00:04:42.954 No, you do not. 00:04:42.954 --> 00:04:44.289 Hey, Piper? 00:04:44.289 --> 00:04:47.208 How would you like to be in a fashion magazine? 00:04:47.208 --> 00:04:48.710 Me? 00:04:48.710 --> 00:04:51.379 Yeah. 00:04:51.379 --> 00:04:53.214 I want you to model my latest designs 00:04:53.214 --> 00:04:54.882 for a big time fashion editor. 00:04:54.882 --> 00:04:56.217 Why don't you ask Geneva? 00:04:56.217 --> 00:04:59.220 You've got a better look for this. 00:04:59.220 --> 00:05:02.348 Really? What's your angle? 00:05:02.348 --> 00:05:04.350 Besides really low, looking up? 00:05:04.350 --> 00:05:06.060 I just think the clothes I designed 00:05:06.060 --> 00:05:08.062 will look great on you. 00:05:08.062 --> 00:05:10.440 You've got a... model's face and body. 00:05:10.440 --> 00:05:12.358 I do? 00:05:12.358 --> 00:05:14.277 But give me one good reason why I should do this. 00:05:14.277 --> 00:05:16.362 Guys like dating models. 00:05:16.362 --> 00:05:18.156 And Jarvis is a guy. 00:05:18.156 --> 00:05:19.532 I said good reason. 00:05:19.532 --> 00:05:21.492 That's a great reason! 00:05:23.494 --> 00:05:25.496 Thanks! 00:05:25.496 --> 00:05:27.665 Meeting you kids was awesome! 00:05:27.665 --> 00:05:32.337 Or should I say... amphibiawesome! 00:05:32.337 --> 00:05:34.589 It was so cute how those kids believed 00:05:34.589 --> 00:05:36.716 we were the real Samurai Salamanders. 00:05:36.716 --> 00:05:39.719 I'm just glad to finally get this mask off. 00:05:39.719 --> 00:05:43.348 I've been inhaling my own breath for four hours. 00:05:43.348 --> 00:05:46.184 Imagine how I feel! 00:05:48.353 --> 00:05:51.856 Put it back on! Put it back on! 00:05:53.274 --> 00:05:55.693 I almost forgot my action figure! 00:05:59.655 --> 00:06:02.367 The Samurai Salamanders aren't real? 00:06:05.703 --> 00:06:07.413 Quick, Bowie! 00:06:07.413 --> 00:06:09.999 Take off your mask so he passes out! 00:06:17.423 --> 00:06:20.426 If the Samurai Salamanders aren't real, 00:06:20.426 --> 00:06:23.262 then who's going to stop Dr. Heinous? 00:06:23.262 --> 00:06:25.890 Well, actually, since we're on the subject... 00:06:25.890 --> 00:06:27.225 the truth is, Dr. Heinous... 00:06:27.225 --> 00:06:29.769 Did this to me! 00:06:29.769 --> 00:06:31.062 He did? 00:06:31.062 --> 00:06:32.772 Yeah. 00:06:32.772 --> 00:06:35.400 He altered the radioactive gamma rays 00:06:35.400 --> 00:06:37.443 that turned us into the Samurai Salamanders 00:06:37.443 --> 00:06:38.403 in the first place, 00:06:38.403 --> 00:06:41.948 to create a new mutation. 00:06:41.948 --> 00:06:43.241 And now I'm stuck with this face... 00:06:43.241 --> 00:06:47.412 this handsome, handsome face. 00:06:47.412 --> 00:06:48.287 What are you talking about? 00:06:48.287 --> 00:06:49.288 You just took off... 00:06:49.288 --> 00:06:51.416 In our Samurai Skyjet! 00:06:51.416 --> 00:06:53.251 To go to our top-secret lab 00:06:53.251 --> 00:06:56.087 and develop this laser pen that will change me back. 00:06:58.005 --> 00:06:59.424 Laser pen? 00:06:59.424 --> 00:07:00.341 That's just used to write... 00:07:00.341 --> 00:07:03.469 The wrongs committed by the evil Dr. Heinous! 00:07:04.720 --> 00:07:06.097 Now cover your eyes 00:07:06.097 --> 00:07:08.474 so you're not accidentally blinded by the laser beam. 00:07:08.474 --> 00:07:11.519 Accidentally blinded? 00:07:11.519 --> 00:07:13.271 Can I handle this one? 00:07:13.271 --> 00:07:15.481 I'd appreciate it if you would. 00:07:15.481 --> 00:07:16.691 There is no way... 00:07:16.691 --> 00:07:18.443 Tornado kick! Whoosh! 00:07:23.406 --> 00:07:25.491 Okay, now cover your eyes. 00:07:25.491 --> 00:07:28.327 Fire the laser! 00:07:28.327 --> 00:07:30.204 Pew! Pew! 00:07:30.204 --> 00:07:31.914 Rrrar! Mraww! Kkkhhhhh! 00:07:31.914 --> 00:07:33.624 Is it working? 00:07:33.624 --> 00:07:35.126 You tell me. 00:07:37.462 --> 00:07:39.464 Oh, thank goodness! 00:07:39.464 --> 00:07:42.300 You're a Salamander again! 00:07:42.300 --> 00:07:43.718 I'm going to miss that handsome face, 00:07:43.718 --> 00:07:45.470 but the team needs me. 00:07:45.470 --> 00:07:47.346 I told you we were real. 00:07:49.724 --> 00:07:52.685 Whoa. The laser pen worked! 00:07:52.685 --> 00:07:54.812 Tornado kick! Woosh! 00:07:57.648 --> 00:07:59.484 What was that for? 00:07:59.484 --> 00:08:00.485 I'unno. 00:08:02.820 --> 00:08:05.364 Okay, how should I move on the catwalk? 00:08:05.364 --> 00:08:06.199 Like this? 00:08:09.535 --> 00:08:11.829 Uh... no. 00:08:11.829 --> 00:08:13.206 Just walk like you always walk. 00:08:13.206 --> 00:08:14.499 Really? Like this? 00:08:18.669 --> 00:08:20.796 Perfect. 00:08:20.796 --> 00:08:22.340 Now let's do something about your makeup. 00:08:22.340 --> 00:08:23.466 Let me guess, 00:08:23.466 --> 00:08:24.884 you want me in some girly pink eye shadow 00:08:24.884 --> 00:08:25.885 and matching lip gloss. 00:08:25.885 --> 00:08:27.136 Actually... 00:08:27.136 --> 00:08:28.429 I was thinking no makeup. 00:08:32.141 --> 00:08:35.144 Really? I thought models wore a lot of makeup. 00:08:35.144 --> 00:08:37.939 Not all models. 00:08:37.939 --> 00:08:40.858 I want your... natural look to come through. 00:08:42.693 --> 00:08:44.529 Fine, but I don't wear that much makeup. 00:08:48.241 --> 00:08:51.410 Okay, but just because I'm now a model, 00:08:51.410 --> 00:08:53.079 don't expect me to buy 00:08:53.079 --> 00:08:54.872 into the whole unhealthy, thin-obsessed culture 00:08:54.872 --> 00:08:57.124 and starve myself. 00:08:57.124 --> 00:08:59.043 Not at all. 00:08:59.043 --> 00:09:03.506 I don't want you to look anything like those... women. 00:09:03.506 --> 00:09:07.927 In fact, I even got you a glass of thick, rich chocolate milk. 00:09:09.720 --> 00:09:11.222 Oh. Thank you. 00:09:17.979 --> 00:09:20.439 That is good. 00:09:20.439 --> 00:09:24.235 It is good. 00:09:24.235 --> 00:09:26.946 Boop! 00:09:29.323 --> 00:09:31.200 Good thinking with that laser pen. 00:09:31.200 --> 00:09:32.201 You really solved that problem. 00:09:32.201 --> 00:09:34.453 And created a new one. 00:09:34.453 --> 00:09:37.248 I can't believe I'm close personal friends 00:09:37.248 --> 00:09:40.126 with the Samurai Salamanders! 00:09:40.126 --> 00:09:43.879 What should we do first? Should we look for Dr. Heinous? 00:09:43.879 --> 00:09:46.591 Should we patrol the streets of Mega City? 00:09:46.591 --> 00:09:48.926 Ooh! Can you do that thing in the movie 00:09:48.926 --> 00:09:51.429 where you leapt off that skyscraper 00:09:51.429 --> 00:09:53.180 and spun your nunchucks like propeller blades 00:09:53.180 --> 00:09:55.182 to float safely to the ground? 00:09:55.182 --> 00:09:56.309 Sure! 00:10:00.354 --> 00:10:02.523 What are you doing? You won't survive that fall. 00:10:03.524 --> 00:10:04.859 I know. 00:10:04.859 --> 00:10:08.362 I just really need to get away from this kid. 00:10:08.362 --> 00:10:10.031 I know how to get rid of him. 00:10:11.365 --> 00:10:14.702 Pew! Pew! 00:10:14.702 --> 00:10:17.538 Bah! This laser's out of juice. 00:10:17.538 --> 00:10:18.623 Whee! 00:10:18.623 --> 00:10:21.292 That's it. I'm taking off the mask. 00:10:21.292 --> 00:10:23.711 I'm starting to smell like Bowie in here. 00:10:23.711 --> 00:10:26.297 Like Bowie! 00:10:26.297 --> 00:10:28.299 You can't! He'll be crushed. 00:10:28.299 --> 00:10:31.302 Look, do you think I enjoy hiding my handsome face? 00:10:31.302 --> 00:10:33.304 Sure, I've got a mirror and a flashlight in here, 00:10:33.304 --> 00:10:34.972 but it's not the same. 00:10:38.309 --> 00:10:39.727 Give me that! 00:10:39.727 --> 00:10:41.312 The mirror? 00:10:41.312 --> 00:10:43.898 Why would you want a mirror? 00:10:43.898 --> 00:10:46.233 Not the mirror. The flashlight! 00:10:49.737 --> 00:10:54.617 Gasp! Look! The Salamander Signal! 00:10:54.617 --> 00:10:55.618 Yes! 00:10:55.618 --> 00:10:57.078 We are needed at an emergency. 00:10:57.078 --> 00:10:59.872 There is a bad... 00:10:59.872 --> 00:11:02.833 crime thing happening at... 00:11:02.833 --> 00:11:06.087 a place that's not here! 00:11:06.087 --> 00:11:07.421 Let's go! 00:11:07.421 --> 00:11:09.423 Uh... it's an underwater crime. 00:11:09.423 --> 00:11:10.675 Amphibians only. 00:11:10.675 --> 00:11:12.593 If you came with us, you'd drown. 00:11:12.593 --> 00:11:14.804 If the kid wants to go... 00:11:21.644 --> 00:11:23.270 Will I ever see you again? 00:11:23.270 --> 00:11:24.647 No! 00:11:25.648 --> 00:11:27.775 We mean... unless you have a problem. 00:11:27.775 --> 00:11:28.776 Then we'll be here for you. 00:11:35.449 --> 00:11:38.285 An untied shoe is not a real problem. 00:11:44.375 --> 00:11:45.543 Ahh... 00:11:45.543 --> 00:11:47.878 Feels good to pee in my own clothes again. 00:11:47.878 --> 00:11:50.297 And it's nice not to wear that mask anymore. 00:11:54.969 --> 00:11:57.054 So much easier this way. 00:11:57.054 --> 00:11:57.763 None of us will. 00:11:57.763 --> 00:11:58.556 He's right there! 00:12:01.809 --> 00:12:03.310 You again! 00:12:03.310 --> 00:12:06.147 What are you talking about? We've never met. 00:12:06.147 --> 00:12:08.858 Oh, yeah. Right. 00:12:08.858 --> 00:12:11.068 You, for the first time! 00:12:11.068 --> 00:12:13.320 What can we do for you? 00:12:13.320 --> 00:12:15.656 Other than call your mommy and beg her to pick you up? 00:12:15.656 --> 00:12:18.325 I'm looking for the Samurai Salamanders. 00:12:18.325 --> 00:12:20.828 They're dead. 00:12:20.828 --> 00:12:22.538 ...Serious about fighting crime. 00:12:24.206 --> 00:12:25.541 That's why they're not here. 00:12:25.541 --> 00:12:29.003 They told me I should come back if I ever had a problem. 00:12:29.003 --> 00:12:30.504 And I have a problem. 00:12:30.504 --> 00:12:33.257 Yeah, it's called pathological neediness. 00:12:33.257 --> 00:12:35.301 Am I right, Jarvis? Come on, Jarvis, back me up. 00:12:35.301 --> 00:12:36.761 I'm right, right? 00:12:36.761 --> 00:12:39.513 Don't just stand there! I need you right now! 00:12:43.017 --> 00:12:45.269 Well, I can give the Salamanders a message. 00:12:45.269 --> 00:12:46.479 What's your problem, kid? 00:12:46.479 --> 00:12:49.023 You know that collector's item action figure 00:12:49.023 --> 00:12:51.275 I stood in line all morning to get? 00:12:51.275 --> 00:12:52.276 Yeah? 00:12:52.276 --> 00:12:53.277 Timmy took it! 00:12:53.277 --> 00:12:55.488 Timmy? Who's Timmy? 00:12:55.488 --> 00:12:57.865 Timmy's the toughest guy in my neighbourhood. 00:12:57.865 --> 00:13:00.034 He's such a meanie! 00:13:00.034 --> 00:13:01.827 He and his friends stole the action figure, 00:13:01.827 --> 00:13:03.954 then rode off on their bikes! 00:13:08.375 --> 00:13:10.377 Okay, you tell Timmy and his friends to come by, 00:13:10.377 --> 00:13:12.046 and we'll make sure the Samurai Salamanders 00:13:12.046 --> 00:13:13.214 are here to handle it. 00:13:13.214 --> 00:13:15.382 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 00:13:15.382 --> 00:13:15.508 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 00:13:18.761 --> 00:13:19.637 What are you doing? 00:13:19.637 --> 00:13:22.431 Signaling the Salamanders. 00:13:22.431 --> 00:13:25.601 If you know a better way to get them here, I'm listening. 00:13:27.269 --> 00:13:29.021 Does everything fit okay? 00:13:29.021 --> 00:13:30.606 Yeah, perfectly! 00:13:30.606 --> 00:13:32.608 It's like this stuff is made for my body type. 00:13:32.608 --> 00:13:33.609 Yeah. 00:13:33.609 --> 00:13:34.610 Uh-huh. 00:13:37.112 --> 00:13:38.113 So how do I look? 00:13:38.113 --> 00:13:40.533 Spiffy. 00:13:40.533 --> 00:13:41.784 But have some more chocolate milk. 00:13:41.784 --> 00:13:44.954 No, that's fine I've had enou... 00:13:46.539 --> 00:13:47.706 I have had so much chocolate milk, 00:13:47.706 --> 00:13:49.542 I'd better use the ladies' room before the photo shoot. 00:13:49.542 --> 00:13:51.794 The ladies' room? But there are mirrors in there! 00:13:51.794 --> 00:13:53.462 Jarvis designed this place. 00:13:53.462 --> 00:13:55.548 Most of the rooms have mirrors. 00:13:55.548 --> 00:13:56.549 Anyway, I've really got to go. 00:13:56.549 --> 00:13:57.967 No! You can't! There's no time! 00:13:57.967 --> 00:14:00.010 It'll just take a second. 00:14:02.471 --> 00:14:03.514 Ahh! 00:14:03.514 --> 00:14:05.015 I'll be in the ladies' room. 00:14:20.990 --> 00:14:21.991 No need to get violent. 00:14:21.991 --> 00:14:24.660 We can talk this out, man to man. 00:14:27.872 --> 00:14:28.914 I can't believe 00:14:28.914 --> 00:14:30.833 we're wearing these costumes again. 00:14:32.167 --> 00:14:36.881 I can't believe I accidentally put on Bowie's! 00:14:36.881 --> 00:14:39.049 Look, I know it's a pain, 00:14:39.049 --> 00:14:40.509 but when Timmy and his friends come, 00:14:40.509 --> 00:14:42.094 we'll just tell them stealing is wrong. 00:14:42.094 --> 00:14:44.013 Maybe we'll help a bad kid turn his life around 00:14:44.013 --> 00:14:45.973 and become a good person. 00:14:45.973 --> 00:14:47.308 Timmy and his friends are on the way! 00:14:47.308 --> 00:14:49.643 Well, I hope they get here quickly. 00:14:49.643 --> 00:14:51.645 They will! They're on their bikes. 00:15:05.784 --> 00:15:08.329 I'm Timmy. 00:15:08.329 --> 00:15:11.749 I hear some salamanders wanted to talk to us? 00:15:11.749 --> 00:15:14.668 Well, you must have the wrong place. 00:15:14.668 --> 00:15:15.544 We're frogs. 00:15:15.544 --> 00:15:17.713 Ribbit! 00:15:17.713 --> 00:15:18.923 Ribbit. 00:15:18.923 --> 00:15:20.466 Ribbit. 00:15:20.466 --> 00:15:22.551 Quack. 00:15:27.723 --> 00:15:28.724 Ribbit. 00:15:28.724 --> 00:15:30.059 - Ribbit. - Ribbit. 00:15:30.059 --> 00:15:31.226 Quack. 00:15:32.895 --> 00:15:35.981 What are you guys doing? You're the Samurai Salamanders! 00:15:35.981 --> 00:15:39.401 No, we're not. We're frogs. 00:15:40.736 --> 00:15:42.154 I mean... 00:15:42.154 --> 00:15:45.741 Ribbit ribbit. Ribbit ribbit. 00:15:47.117 --> 00:15:48.911 The kid is right. We're not frogs. 00:15:48.911 --> 00:15:50.371 What? 00:15:50.371 --> 00:15:52.665 Are you telling me I just ate a fly for nothing? 00:15:52.665 --> 00:15:55.084 Roller coaster! 00:15:55.084 --> 00:15:56.752 Classic car desk! 00:15:56.752 --> 00:15:59.505 Ample motorcycle parking! 00:15:59.505 --> 00:16:02.424 This place is cool! 00:16:02.424 --> 00:16:04.051 You know what isn't cool? 00:16:04.051 --> 00:16:06.220 Bowie? 00:16:06.220 --> 00:16:07.805 Stealing! 00:16:07.805 --> 00:16:09.139 You took this kid's action figure... 00:16:10.808 --> 00:16:12.434 sir. 00:16:12.434 --> 00:16:15.729 That's nothing compared to what we're about to take. 00:16:15.729 --> 00:16:17.815 Boys, welcome to our new hangout! 00:16:18.899 --> 00:16:21.235 You can't stay here, Timmy. 00:16:21.235 --> 00:16:24.530 Oh, I think we can. 00:16:24.530 --> 00:16:26.365 And if you got a problem with that, 00:16:26.365 --> 00:16:29.618 you can take it up with Stevie, Billy, Jeffy, and Joshie! 00:16:33.038 --> 00:16:36.291 You tricked me into posing as a male model! 00:16:36.291 --> 00:16:39.169 Well, I have news for you... 00:16:39.169 --> 00:16:41.672 I'm a girl! 00:16:43.841 --> 00:16:46.802 I'm sorry, but I had no choice. 00:16:46.802 --> 00:16:48.470 It's not like I could model the clothes myself. 00:16:48.470 --> 00:16:49.722 What are you talking about? 00:16:55.477 --> 00:16:58.480 I was always the shortest kid in my grade. 00:16:58.480 --> 00:17:01.108 Okay, in all the grades. 00:17:01.108 --> 00:17:02.359 That's why I taught myself to sew. 00:17:02.359 --> 00:17:04.278 I wanted to make clothes that fit me, 00:17:04.278 --> 00:17:06.321 so maybe, just maybe, 00:17:06.321 --> 00:17:07.698 the other kids would stop laughing. 00:17:07.698 --> 00:17:09.700 Well, I guess they're going to laugh again, 00:17:09.700 --> 00:17:11.827 because it looks like I'll have to model these. 00:17:15.039 --> 00:17:17.041 I feel awful. 00:17:17.041 --> 00:17:19.501 Whoa! 00:17:22.588 --> 00:17:25.257 Okay, now I feel worse. 00:17:25.257 --> 00:17:29.678 Hey! Yeah! 00:17:29.678 --> 00:17:31.847 Jarvis, aren't you going to stop them? 00:17:31.847 --> 00:17:33.432 Nah! 00:17:33.432 --> 00:17:35.267 They're just having a little harmless fun. 00:17:35.267 --> 00:17:36.226 Hey! 00:17:36.226 --> 00:17:38.771 Help me put on this sunscreen. 00:17:40.731 --> 00:17:41.857 And make sure you really get it 00:17:41.857 --> 00:17:44.860 in between the layers of back fat. 00:17:44.860 --> 00:17:48.906 Harmless, disgusting fun. 00:17:48.906 --> 00:17:50.866 Can we at least take off our masks? 00:17:50.866 --> 00:17:51.867 That kid isn't even here. 00:17:51.867 --> 00:17:53.368 And let these guys see our faces? 00:17:53.368 --> 00:17:55.412 You better not have missed a spot. 00:17:55.412 --> 00:17:56.789 I have a very fair complexion! 00:18:00.000 --> 00:18:01.877 We've got to do something. 00:18:01.877 --> 00:18:03.045 These guys have gotten violent. 00:18:03.045 --> 00:18:04.338 What did they do to you? 00:18:04.338 --> 00:18:06.006 To me? Nothing. 00:18:06.006 --> 00:18:07.674 But one of them sat on Mmm-boing. 00:18:13.013 --> 00:18:15.349 That's terrible. But there's nothing we can do. 00:18:15.349 --> 00:18:17.935 What do you mean, "There's nothing we can do?" 00:18:17.935 --> 00:18:21.438 We're the Samurai Salamanders! You said so yourself! 00:18:21.438 --> 00:18:23.232 Uh... Knox? 00:18:23.232 --> 00:18:24.942 The Samurai Salamanders aren't real. 00:18:24.942 --> 00:18:27.945 Right. We're unreal! 00:18:27.945 --> 00:18:29.446 Now let's go kick Timmy's butt! 00:18:35.244 --> 00:18:37.830 Well, I guess that's better than putting sunscreen on it. 00:18:43.460 --> 00:18:46.922 This is going to be the mother of all bike seats! 00:18:46.922 --> 00:18:49.091 Mostly because it looks like my mother. 00:18:49.091 --> 00:18:52.511 But first, let's beat up that old guy! 00:18:56.932 --> 00:18:58.308 Not so fast! 00:18:58.308 --> 00:19:01.061 You'll have to deal with the Samurai Salamanders first! 00:19:09.820 --> 00:19:11.738 Hammer fist! 00:19:16.994 --> 00:19:19.496 Razor strike! 00:19:26.253 --> 00:19:27.963 Tornado kick! 00:19:33.927 --> 00:19:35.012 Pee-pee dance! 00:19:40.017 --> 00:19:43.687 You must remember the way of the Samurai... 00:19:43.687 --> 00:19:46.648 potty before karate. 00:19:51.153 --> 00:19:52.029 Hiyah! 00:19:53.030 --> 00:19:56.158 You think this is gonna scare us? 00:19:56.158 --> 00:19:58.076 Because it did! 00:20:00.370 --> 00:20:01.205 Don't hurt us! 00:20:01.205 --> 00:20:02.998 We'll go! We'll go! 00:20:15.010 --> 00:20:16.678 You keep it! 00:20:19.932 --> 00:20:22.017 You did it! You stopped Timmy! 00:20:26.521 --> 00:20:29.191 We did... somehow. 00:20:31.944 --> 00:20:33.946 I guess those bullies weren't that tough. 00:20:33.946 --> 00:20:35.364 Maybe no one ever stood up to them before. 00:20:35.364 --> 00:20:36.698 I'm just glad 00:20:36.698 --> 00:20:38.951 we don't have to be the Samurai Salamanders anymore. 00:20:40.118 --> 00:20:42.871 Guys, look! 00:20:44.957 --> 00:20:46.959 Who's holding the flashlight? 00:20:46.959 --> 00:20:48.210 Nobody. 00:20:48.210 --> 00:20:49.711 What are you talking about? 00:20:49.711 --> 00:20:50.462 Bowie's holding the flashlight. 00:20:53.882 --> 00:20:55.884 Yeah, I said "nobody." 00:20:55.884 --> 00:20:57.761 Who's more of a nobody than Bowie? 00:21:04.059 --> 00:21:05.602 Aster, I couldn't sleep last night. 00:21:05.602 --> 00:21:07.729 I felt awful about how we left things. 00:21:07.729 --> 00:21:09.106 Uh-huh. 00:21:09.106 --> 00:21:12.067 I never realized that when you're catty and mean 00:21:12.067 --> 00:21:13.902 and insulting and hurtful and rude 00:21:13.902 --> 00:21:15.237 and disrespectful and vicious and biting 00:21:15.237 --> 00:21:17.656 and... did I say rude? 00:21:17.656 --> 00:21:20.075 That you're really just masking your own pain. 00:21:20.075 --> 00:21:21.743 So I'll do the photo shoot. 00:21:21.743 --> 00:21:22.828 You're too late. 00:21:22.828 --> 00:21:23.996 Really? 00:21:23.996 --> 00:21:25.998 I'm sorry you didn't get your designs in the magazine. 00:21:25.998 --> 00:21:27.541 No, I did! 00:21:31.378 --> 00:21:33.005 I modeled the clothes, 00:21:33.005 --> 00:21:35.716 and the editor loved the baggy, oversized, ill-fitting look! 00:21:35.716 --> 00:21:38.385 He said it was the next "big" thing. 00:21:38.385 --> 00:21:42.597 And he said it like it was a great joke, so I laughed. 00:21:42.597 --> 00:21:44.933 There's no way anyone's gonna dress like that. 00:21:47.185 --> 00:21:49.604 Ha ha! Look at this guy's outfit. 00:21:49.604 --> 00:21:52.107 It's so yesterday! 00:21:52.107 --> 00:21:53.191 Whoa! 00:22:00.115 --> 00:22:02.784 The long three-day wait is finally over, 00:22:02.784 --> 00:22:05.120 and this exclusive Samurai Salamanders action figure 00:22:05.120 --> 00:22:07.539 is now available in stores! 00:22:07.539 --> 00:22:10.125 But hurry, it will only be sold for a limited time! 00:22:11.793 --> 00:22:13.128 And then, shortly after that, 00:22:13.128 --> 00:22:15.297 will be sold again for an unlimited time! 00:22:15.297 --> 00:22:18.008 Get your rare collector's edition action figure today! 00:22:18.008 --> 00:22:19.134 Because once it's sold out... 00:22:19.134 --> 00:22:21.803 we'll make more, and then sell those! 00:22:24.139 --> 00:22:26.141 I'm P. Everett Knickknack. 00:22:26.141 --> 00:22:27.559 The "P" stands for 00:22:27.559 --> 00:22:29.811 "Plastic is cheap and available to us 00:22:29.811 --> 00:22:32.064 in virtually unlimited quantities."