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[narrator] Meet Terry Seattle,
Homicide Division.
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For Terry, every day
means a new murder case,
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and a new celebrity guest star
as his partner.
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Today's guest:
actor and comedian Ken Jeong.
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But here's the catch.
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Ken isn't being given a script.
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He has no idea what's about to happen.
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Together, he and Terry will have
to improvise their way through the case.
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But it'll be up to Ken alone
to name the killer.
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So join them
as they punch a one-way ticket
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to Murderville.
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[Terry] There's an ancient saying,
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"Success depends
upon previous preparation,
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and without such preparation
there is sure to be failure."
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I always remember that quote
because of how stupid it is.
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Preparation is for losers.
Dumb luck is where it's at.
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Big news, everyone!
We just got a break in Lori's cold case!
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Yes! Right there, right there,
right there, right there, come on,
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come on, come on, get in, get in here,
get in here, you dawg, get in...
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...here, Daz... didn't realize it was you.
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Might have to take that hug back later
when I don't like you again.
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Ah, you can't take hugs back, Terry.
Nobody owns hugs.
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Okay. Whatever, weirdo.
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Why were you just hugging Daz?
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Did you plant drugs on him?
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Chief, remember how my partner Lori
was murdered fifteen years ago,
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and her case has haunted me ever since,
and it eventually ruined our marriage?
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Yes?
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Last night, the phone on Lori's desk.
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This desk that I've left
completely untouched for fifteen years,
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that phone rang.
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And a man on the other end of that phone,
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he said that he had something
very important to tell me about Lori.
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What was it?
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That her dry cleaning
needed to be picked up.
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That's right.
Apparently they have a very strict policy
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about items left
over fifteen years or something.
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Anyway, I went there to pick it up
and guess what I found in her jacket?
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[chuckles]
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[Rhonda] Tommy Tune?
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Oh, sorry, wrong pocket.
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This. A notebook. In Lori's handwriting.
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[Terry] Written entirely in code.
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Yeah, let me see that.
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I mean, I knew that Lori was working
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on an investigation off the books
at the time of her death, I just...
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If we could crack that code, Chief,
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we might be able to find out
who killed her and why.
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It could be something,
it could be nothing. I'll look into it.
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In the meantime
I've got you a new partner.
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What? No, no. Chief, not today.
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Come on, you're kidding me.
Today of all days?
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Come on in, Ken!
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[Terry sighs]
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- Hey.
- Hi, how are you doing?
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Ken.
This is Senior Detective Terry Seattle.
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Terry, this is your new partner.
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- Ken Jeong.
- Well.
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- Hi.
- No offense, Ken, but...
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I already got myself a partner.
It's called my gun.
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- Jeez.
- Wait a second. Where's my gun?
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Hold on. Hold on one second.
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Hey, can you get me Dennis in Firearms?
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Hey, listen, it happened again.
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I don't know, maybe like on a tray
at Panda Express.
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Or try Ruby Tuesday's.
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Okay.
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- Have fun, you two.
- Thank you.
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Pop a seat.
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Okay.
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[sighs]
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Ken Jeong. Tell me about yourself.
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Married, two kids.
I love to solve puzzles.
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What kind of vocation are you in?
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Before, actually, I used to have
a day job. I used to be a doctor.
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- I used to be a physician.
- Wow!
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Yeah. But it wasn't really my calling
and I wanted to do something else.
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What else? Doctor...?
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Oh, well, I also wanted to go into
entertainment and the arts and...
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[laughter]
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Why? Why would you think
you could do that?
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To me, it's just something
I've always wanted to do.
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[laughs]
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Now, that's funny. Very funny.
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I wanted to go to space.
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- But, you know...
- Right, right. Right, right.
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So that didn't pan out.
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Yeah, so... right, and...
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But I do love to push myself
and I would love to
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assist you in any way I can.
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I like the cut of your jib, Ken Jeong,
and I tell you what,
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I'm gonna let you in
on a little trade secret.
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Okay.
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When you want to...
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keep a suspect off balance,
the best thing you can do
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is constantly change the tone...
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[chuckles]
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and also the volume of your voice.
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- [shouts] Do you understand me?
- Yes. Yes, sir.
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Do you get that?
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- That shocked you.
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Now, I want you to tell me the story
of Little Red Riding Hood,
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keeping that in mind.
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Go. I'll be coaching you.
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- Little Red Riding Hood...
- Lower.
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was going on her way...
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- Happy.
- to give...
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- Louder.
- her...
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- Loud!
- Grandma something!
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But...
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But she hesitated...
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- Normal.
- and wanted to...
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- French.
- Allons... allez-vous...
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- Whisper.
- Maintenant.
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In English.
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Now.
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What happened to Little Red Riding Hood?
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- [shouts] She died!
- That got me.
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Okay.
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And then,
big maniacal laughter for the wolf.
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You're facing...
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the wolf
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- turned out to be you...!
- Tears.
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All along.
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- And scene. Great job, Ken Jeong.
- Thank you.
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I don't know what this is, Detective.
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But you're going to get your chance
to find out.
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I'm reopening Lori's murder investigation.
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Yes! Chief! Oh!
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And also, you're gonna have to stop living
out of your office, Terry.
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We're getting a rodent problem.
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- So you've been living out...
- I tell you what,
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joke's on her, 'cause I am about
to close on a very sweet condo
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down at the Monterey Towers
by the Esplanade.
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- Congratulations.
- Yup.
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And they got a honor bar
and they got all-nude sundaes.
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[laughs] What does all-nude sundaes mean?
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Like just sundaes but without
any of the hot sauce or caramel.
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Basically just ice cream.
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All right. We are about to investigate
the murder of my former partner Lori.
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And if we discover the killer,
we may not just avenge her murder,
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we may also unravel a vast conspiracy.
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Are you ready
to unravel a vast conspiracy?
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Yes, I am. I am ready
to unravel a vast conspiracy.
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- When are we ready to do it?
- Now!
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- Let's go!
- Let's go!
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[Terry] Lori had died in 2006,
so to solve this case,
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Ken and I were going to have
to go back in time.
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This is the site where my former partner
Lori was murdered fifteen years ago.
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It's crazy that her chalk outline
is still here.
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Amber just traced that.
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We're recreating the crime scene.
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Right. Right,
I know, of course. Of course.
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Hey, welcome. I'm Daz. Welcome.
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- Ken. Nice to meet you.
- Don't...
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Ken Jeong is my partner, okay?
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Not yours. And he and I have
a very special bond that can't be broken.
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If you become friends with him,
I'm going to burn down your house.
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[Amber] So.
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When paramedics arrived,
they found Lori face up,
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two stab wounds in her upper back.
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I'm having a tough time
imagining with just the outline.
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Daz, you're pretty good
at stabbing people in the back.
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Do you wanna pop down there
and take Lori's spot?
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Terry!
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Well, okay, fine. Ken, you do it.
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Just jump down there and take Lori's spot.
Are you on my side or not?
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No, I'm on your side.
So just jump down and...
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Get in the position
so we can get a full sense of it.
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[Terry] Yup. Get right in there.
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Obviously you're not
going to be able to do her clubfoot.
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She had a terrible clubfoot, which was
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maybe slowly be dying, too.
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You know what I mean?
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[grunts]
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I'm also gonna need you
to take a bunch of notes too,
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'cause you gotta keep track
of the evidence. Do you have a notepad?
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- [Ken] Okay.
- [Terry] Yeah.
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All right, so we pulled all of the
evidence from the original crime scene.
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CSI recovered this cracked lens
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from a pair of eyeglasses.
Strong prescription, right?
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[Amber] Lori didn't wear glasses
so this must have belonged to the killer.
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They also recovered a ticket stub
from a James Taylor concert.
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Ooh. Oh, wow!
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I hate James Taylor.
I hate North Carolina.
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Oh, I was... raised in
that state along with James Taylor, but...
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Keep dying, Ken.
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[grunts]
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- What else, Amber?
- If you look right above you,
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a four-leaf clover pin.
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Ah...
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- [Amber] You see it?
- [Ken] Yeah.
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Is it just me or did this killer
leave a lot of evidence by the way?
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- [Terry] I mean, how did...
- [laughs]
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How did we not solve this after 15 years?
There's a ton of evidence.
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And then, there's the murder weapon.
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A professional-grade
hunting knife, yeah.
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- There it is.
- Wow. How are we doing on the dying, Ken?
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- [Terry] You dying over here or what?
- [pants]
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Okay, that's pretty good.
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Oh. And there's this infamous
mystery card.
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You know, we found this in Lori's pocket.
Three rectangles cut out.
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We've never been able
to figure out what it was.
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Wait, hey! Give me this.
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What are you doing, Terry?
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It's Lori's book, I just...
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[mumbles]
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No.
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I knew it. Look at this.
This highlights three names.
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Seamus Doyle. Rebecca Hendricks,
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and Donald Barton.
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Police Commissioner Donald Barton?
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I bet they were involved
in whatever Lori was investigating.
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Yeah, duh!
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These are our three main suspects.
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Get up, Ken Jeong.
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Thank you, guys.
Thank you so much. Thank you.
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- [Terry] Good job.
- Thank you.
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If we're gonna crack this case,
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we're gonna need to go deep undercover.
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The only question is:
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How deep are you willing to go, Ken Jeong?
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I'm willing to go very deep, Terry.
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I felt like you were so close to saying
you were going to go balls deep.
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- I will go balls deep, Terry.
- [Rhonda] Oh, God.
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That's what I wanted to hear.
Let's go crack this case.
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[Terry] Our first suspect
was Seamus Doyle,
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former enforcer for the Irish mob,
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current inmate at City State Penitentiary.
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- Don't worry, they're fine.
- [buzzing]
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Okay, now listen,
Seamus will never talk to a cop,
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but he may confide in a fellow prisoner.
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So you're gonna go in there
and be his new cellmate, all right?
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Okay.
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Now I want you to gain his confidence
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and find out everything he knows
about Lori's death before he murders you.
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[nervous chuckle]
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Okay, and do me this favor,
put this earpiece in
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and I'm gonna be feeding you lines and
you say exactly what I tell you to say.
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Trust me. Okay?
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On your feet, Seamus!
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- [whistles]
- [door buzzes]
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Who the hell are you? Are you new?
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No. I mean... I'm like a substitute
correctional officer.
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Sort of like
a substitute teacher but for... jail.
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And this is Victor "Boomboom" Santiago
and he is a bad dude.
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Say something really tough, Boomboom.
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What's up?
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Ugh.
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Well, anyway,
I'll just leave you two to it.
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[whispers] Remember, Boomboom,
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say everything I tell you to say exactly.
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You got it.
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- My cell, my rules.
- Yep. Right.
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- We're doing pushups.
- Okay.
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- Down there.
- Oh, now?
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- Let's go.
- Okay.
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[Seamus] Down!
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[grunting]
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[Terry] I just do it on the weekend,
that's why I'm tired.
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- Six.
- I just do it on the weekend, that's why...
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- I'm tired.
- Seven.
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[grunting]
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[Ken] I can do one more.
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Hey, I know a fun game.
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Hey, I know a fun game.
00:11:39.016 --> 00:11:41.059
Let's talk about some crimes
we've committed.
00:11:41.143 --> 00:11:42.894
Let's talk about some crimes
we've committed.
00:11:42.936 --> 00:11:45.105
I'll tell you the name
of someone I've murdered...
00:11:45.188 --> 00:11:47.607
I'll tell you the name
of someone I've murdered...
00:11:47.691 --> 00:11:48.858
And then you tell me
the name of someone you've murdered.
00:11:48.900 --> 00:11:50.860
And you tell me the name
of someone you've murdered.
00:11:50.902 --> 00:11:52.237
- I'll go first.
- I'll go first.
00:11:52.320 --> 00:11:54.989
- I murdered...
- I murdered...
00:11:55.073 --> 00:11:56.991
- Santa Claus.
- Santa Claus. [laughs]
00:11:57.075 --> 00:11:59.577
Look, you listen to me, Boomboom!
00:11:59.661 --> 00:12:05.249
You leave me be! You leave me alone!
Or you'll get the fire and the rain.
00:12:05.333 --> 00:12:06.751
[sighs] He's not warming up.
00:12:06.834 --> 00:12:10.379
Some people are just cold
and unapproachable. I guess that's you.
00:12:10.463 --> 00:12:11.756
[Ken laughs]
00:12:11.839 --> 00:12:13.883
I'm going to Plan B. I'm coming in.
00:12:13.966 --> 00:12:16.594
[Seamus] Oh, you're laughing?
You won't be laughing till this is...
00:12:17.136 --> 00:12:18.554
- [Terry whistles]
- [Ken] Come in.
00:12:19.680 --> 00:12:22.933
Well, if it isn't the substitute.
00:12:23.017 --> 00:12:24.435
Well, I've got to level with you, Seamus,
00:12:24.477 --> 00:12:26.979
I'm not a real
substitute corrections officer.
00:12:27.062 --> 00:12:28.147
I knew it!
00:12:28.230 --> 00:12:31.066
[in Irish accent]
My name is "Fancy" Clancy O'Malley
00:12:31.150 --> 00:12:33.819
and this is me best mate Liam Neeson.
00:12:33.902 --> 00:12:34.611
[chuckles]
00:12:34.695 --> 00:12:36.864
Well, that makes much more sense.
00:12:36.947 --> 00:12:38.782
And we came here to bust you out.
00:12:38.866 --> 00:12:40.701
- Right now?
- That's right.
00:12:40.784 --> 00:12:44.246
But we need to ask you some questions
first, just to prove your identity.
00:12:44.329 --> 00:12:45.622
- Fire away!
- Here.
00:12:45.706 --> 00:12:49.543
Liam, I need you to ask these questions
in your natural Irish lilt. Go ahead.
00:12:49.626 --> 00:12:50.502
Uh...
00:12:50.585 --> 00:12:52.796
[mimicking Irish accent]
What is your full name, son?
00:12:52.879 --> 00:12:57.300
Seamus Flannery O'Connell O'Sullivan
Murphy Doyle. Of the Dublin Doyles.
00:12:57.384 --> 00:12:59.844
I'm Irish. I'm from Ireland,
like you, fellas.
00:12:59.928 --> 00:13:01.930
What kind of soap do you use?
00:13:02.013 --> 00:13:04.182
[scoffs] Irish Spring.
00:13:04.265 --> 00:13:08.353
How many people have you murdered?
00:13:08.436 --> 00:13:12.148
I have to clarify,
between like killed and murdered,
00:13:12.232 --> 00:13:15.318
because I was a sniper in the army so
00:13:15.401 --> 00:13:19.489
I did a boatload of totally above board,
legal killings. Have you ever...
00:13:19.572 --> 00:13:21.657
Have you ever sniped anyone, Liam Neeson?
00:13:21.741 --> 00:13:22.617
I don't think so.
00:13:22.700 --> 00:13:24.994
Oh, it's the best.
Literally, the only way to kill.
00:13:25.077 --> 00:13:27.788
Liam Neeson,
I think you'd be quite... taken...
00:13:27.872 --> 00:13:28.873
[laughs]
00:13:29.290 --> 00:13:30.291
by sniping someone.
00:13:30.374 --> 00:13:31.876
Ah, you'd be taken, too.
00:13:35.087 --> 00:13:39.466
What were you doing
on the night of August 12th, 2006?
00:13:39.550 --> 00:13:41.218
Oh, that's... How the hell am I...
00:13:41.302 --> 00:13:45.848
Listen, I don't know what I was doing
but I'm the man for you, all right?
00:13:45.931 --> 00:13:48.851
Seriously, I've extorted, I've murdered.
00:13:48.934 --> 00:13:51.854
One time, I even terrorized
an entire community
00:13:51.937 --> 00:13:53.856
into just abandoning their homes.
00:13:53.939 --> 00:13:55.566
They just fled in the night!
00:13:55.649 --> 00:13:58.235
Now, no one but Seamus
could have pulled off a thing like that.
00:13:58.318 --> 00:14:00.570
You know, so come on,
let's get out of here, boys!
00:14:01.530 --> 00:14:03.365
Wait! What's happening?
00:14:03.448 --> 00:14:06.034
[laughs] Thanks for the evidence, Seamus.
00:14:07.577 --> 00:14:08.286
Right here.
00:14:08.370 --> 00:14:09.746
Is this part of it?
00:14:09.829 --> 00:14:11.498
Are you coming back for me?
00:14:11.581 --> 00:14:13.333
Are you coming back for me?
00:14:13.833 --> 00:14:15.669
They're not coming back for me, are they?
00:14:16.169 --> 00:14:18.129
Who are you talking to, Seamus?
00:14:18.213 --> 00:14:20.840
[Terry] Suspect number two
was Rebecca Hendricks.
00:14:20.924 --> 00:14:24.302
She was the developer
of the new Monterey Towers condo project,
00:14:24.385 --> 00:14:25.970
but had become famous as one of the stars
00:14:26.012 --> 00:14:29.057
of the investment competition show
"Den of Snakes".
00:14:29.140 --> 00:14:32.226
Okay, listen, I've figured out a way
for us to interrogate Rebecca Hendricks
00:14:32.310 --> 00:14:34.645
and make it look like
we're pitching a new product.
00:14:34.729 --> 00:14:36.564
Doesn't matter what the product is,
just pitch the hell out of it.
00:14:36.606 --> 00:14:37.690
Just pitch it, don't think.
00:14:37.773 --> 00:14:38.608
You guys are on.
00:14:38.691 --> 00:14:39.817
- Okay.
- Okay.
00:14:49.243 --> 00:14:53.747
Hello, snakes. I'm Lincoln Jillcream
and this is my partner Phil Danger.
00:14:53.831 --> 00:14:55.583
- Say hi, Phil.
- Hi. Hi, snakes.
00:14:55.666 --> 00:15:00.212
We are about to introduce you
to a revolutionary new product.
00:15:00.713 --> 00:15:01.755
Check it out.
00:15:04.675 --> 00:15:07.261
Introducing Ice Breakerz!
00:15:07.344 --> 00:15:08.679
Tell 'em our slogan, Phil.
00:15:08.762 --> 00:15:11.848
Okay. Oh, boy, you're shy at a party?
00:15:11.932 --> 00:15:17.938
Well, we'll improve it, and then we'll
give you an ice breaker, literally. Enjoy.
00:15:18.021 --> 00:15:19.397
Jesus Christ.
00:15:19.940 --> 00:15:25.028
Ice Breakerz combines the fun of ice cubes
with the thrill of small talk.
00:15:25.111 --> 00:15:29.449
And each cube contains a really fun little
"get to know you" question.
00:15:29.532 --> 00:15:31.785
But you can only get to it...
00:15:31.868 --> 00:15:33.244
- If you...
- If you...
00:15:33.328 --> 00:15:36.998
- Break the ice!
- The... ice!
00:15:38.625 --> 00:15:42.336
My kids Taylor and Jimmy would love this,
they love strangers.
00:15:42.420 --> 00:15:44.464
They got kidnapped twice
is the downside but...
00:15:44.547 --> 00:15:46.048
in general it's a positive. Go ahead.
00:15:46.132 --> 00:15:47.675
Would you like to see a demonstration?
00:15:47.758 --> 00:15:48.593
Yes, please.
00:15:48.676 --> 00:15:53.097
Pick it up, pick it up,
pick it up, pick it up, Phil. And slam it.
00:15:54.056 --> 00:15:55.433
[Ice Breakerz voice] Ice Breakerz!
00:15:57.143 --> 00:15:58.936
Oh, well, Rebecca.
This first question's for you.
00:15:58.978 --> 00:16:00.855
Phil, you want to do the honors, here?
00:16:00.938 --> 00:16:02.481
Rebecca!
00:16:02.565 --> 00:16:03.732
[shriek]
00:16:03.816 --> 00:16:06.986
Where were you
on the night of August 12th, 2006?
00:16:07.069 --> 00:16:09.571
Uh... I don't remember, I'm sorry.
00:16:09.655 --> 00:16:11.740
Come on. A young Rebecca Hendricks,
00:16:11.824 --> 00:16:13.742
you were probably out on the town,
having fun.
00:16:13.826 --> 00:16:16.829
My maiden name was O'Leary
so I know my way around a bar...
00:16:18.247 --> 00:16:21.333
These guys know.
But, no, no, I'm sorry, I don't recall.
00:16:21.416 --> 00:16:22.417
Let's try another.
00:16:22.459 --> 00:16:24.670
- Yeah!
- Yes! Let's do another one.
00:16:25.253 --> 00:16:26.421
- You'll love this.
- Here we go.
00:16:26.463 --> 00:16:28.423
Here we go. All right.
00:16:29.424 --> 00:16:30.217
The question!
00:16:30.300 --> 00:16:31.676
[Ice Breakerz voice] Ice Breakerz!
00:16:31.718 --> 00:16:34.221
- [Ken] Here we go!
- It's another one for Rebecca.
00:16:34.304 --> 00:16:35.138
Rebecca,
00:16:35.221 --> 00:16:38.433
have you ever seen
James Taylor in concert?
00:16:38.516 --> 00:16:40.393
I'm so confused.
Are all the questions for me?
00:16:40.477 --> 00:16:41.352
I don't understand.
00:16:41.436 --> 00:16:44.230
Yeah, I think the kids
are gonna love this, but I worry
00:16:44.314 --> 00:16:46.065
about limiting your market reach
00:16:46.149 --> 00:16:48.943
by only asking questions
of people named Rebecca.
00:16:49.027 --> 00:16:50.445
So I'm gonna have to pass.
00:16:50.528 --> 00:16:52.280
Okay, hold on, hold on.
00:16:52.363 --> 00:16:53.823
We're just starting to have fun.
00:16:53.906 --> 00:16:56.159
We're having fun here. We're gonna...
00:16:56.242 --> 00:16:57.118
One more.
00:16:57.201 --> 00:16:58.911
- One more. Just a limited sample size.
- [Terry] Here we go.
00:16:58.953 --> 00:17:01.330
[all] Break the ice!
00:17:01.414 --> 00:17:02.999
- [Ken] I'm sorry.
- [ice Breakerz voice] Ice Breakerz!
00:17:03.040 --> 00:17:04.125
- [Terry] Here we go!
- [Ken] Okay.
00:17:04.166 --> 00:17:07.044
[laughs] Oh...
00:17:07.128 --> 00:17:09.088
Rebecca,
what is your eyeglass prescription?
00:17:09.171 --> 00:17:12.216
Okay, that seems very intrusive
of a question.
00:17:12.299 --> 00:17:13.759
For that reason, I'm gonna have to pass.
00:17:13.801 --> 00:17:14.718
[buzzing sound]
00:17:14.802 --> 00:17:17.846
That's two passes. The pitch has failed.
00:17:17.930 --> 00:17:19.264
- Oh, throw us a bone here.
- Throw us a bone.
00:17:19.306 --> 00:17:20.391
Just a couple more questions, maybe.
00:17:20.432 --> 00:17:22.309
I don't know if you've ever
watched the show,
00:17:22.393 --> 00:17:25.187
but I invest in products,
I don't do handouts, okay?
00:17:25.979 --> 00:17:28.524
I earned my money the old-fashioned way.
00:17:28.607 --> 00:17:31.985
I inherited a chain
of hunting supply stores, so...
00:17:32.069 --> 00:17:33.153
If you'd just help us...
00:17:33.236 --> 00:17:34.738
Help? That's all I do is help.
00:17:34.821 --> 00:17:38.033
I once took an entire neighborhood
of low-income housing
00:17:38.116 --> 00:17:43.163
and flipped it to be high-end
real estate for rich people. Helping!
00:17:43.246 --> 00:17:45.206
- Okay. Thank you.
- Great. Thank you, snakes.
00:17:45.290 --> 00:17:49.210
I airdropped ten thousand Sodastreams
into Africa
00:17:49.294 --> 00:17:51.504
with the press of a button. Helping!
00:17:53.339 --> 00:17:55.842
[Terry] Our investigation
was hitting dead ends left and right.
00:17:55.925 --> 00:17:58.303
But the real crisis was still to come...
00:17:58.386 --> 00:17:59.304
[phone rings]
00:17:59.387 --> 00:18:01.180
Oh, it's Monterey Towers calling.
00:18:01.681 --> 00:18:04.517
My condo down the Esplanade
must have closed. Here we go.
00:18:05.018 --> 00:18:05.768
Go for Terry.
00:18:05.852 --> 00:18:09.438
Detective Seattle,
it's Scott McCarley from Monterey Towers.
00:18:09.939 --> 00:18:11.941
Scotty Ballgame, what's happening?
00:18:12.024 --> 00:18:12.859
I'm sorry, what was that?
00:18:12.942 --> 00:18:16.112
It's just a fun nickname
that I made up for you.
00:18:16.195 --> 00:18:16.821
I don't enjoy it.
00:18:16.904 --> 00:18:21.367
Well, I'm calling you actually because
your application hit a bit of a snag.
00:18:21.450 --> 00:18:24.453
None of the people you used
as references are willing to...
00:18:25.496 --> 00:18:27.039
well, say anything nice about you.
00:18:27.540 --> 00:18:28.874
[mouths silently] Fuck!
00:18:29.541 --> 00:18:30.876
What?
00:18:30.960 --> 00:18:33.379
There are a ton of people
who would vouch for me.
00:18:33.462 --> 00:18:35.881
In fact, I'm here right now with...
00:18:37.424 --> 00:18:39.384
the President of Finland.
00:18:40.511 --> 00:18:44.056
You're with Finnish President
Sauli Niinistö, right now?
00:18:44.139 --> 00:18:46.516
That's the guy.
He'd love to vouch for me if...
00:18:46.600 --> 00:18:49.061
You've gotta pretend
to be the President of Finland right now.
00:18:49.436 --> 00:18:51.021
Say hi, Mr. President.
00:18:52.105 --> 00:18:53.648
[tries to put on Finnish accent] Hello.
00:18:53.815 --> 00:18:57.444
Oh, my God, it is such an honor to speak
with you, Mr. President.
00:18:57.527 --> 00:19:00.780
I mean, I am actually,
you know, a Finland buff myself.
00:19:00.864 --> 00:19:03.658
Ah, you know,
I spent some time in Hämeenlinna,
00:19:03.742 --> 00:19:06.453
a couple days in Kristiinankaupunki.
00:19:06.953 --> 00:19:09.289
What's your favorite city?
Aside from Helsinki.
00:19:09.372 --> 00:19:14.210
Oh, it's... my favorite place is
kind of a deep cut.
00:19:14.294 --> 00:19:18.297
It's a small town called Greensboro.
00:19:18.381 --> 00:19:20.424
How do you spell it
00:19:20.508 --> 00:19:22.218
with all the dots and so forth?
If you could take me through that?
00:19:22.218 --> 00:19:27.306
Oh, uh...
Well, uh, putting me on the spot, it's...
00:19:27.890 --> 00:19:29.892
Un, a G...
00:19:29.975 --> 00:19:31.060
Yeah. Sure.
00:19:31.560 --> 00:19:33.312
Well, it sounds like
you're on the right track on that one.
00:19:33.312 --> 00:19:36.482
- I don't need to belabor it, but...
- [laughs]
00:19:36.565 --> 00:19:38.025
well, I certainly don't want to keep you.
00:19:38.025 --> 00:19:40.819
Could you just tell me briefly
why you think Detective Seattle
00:19:40.903 --> 00:19:44.114
would be a productive member
of the Monterey community?
00:19:44.198 --> 00:19:48.118
In my dealings with him,
he's always been a stand-up guy.
00:19:49.161 --> 00:19:51.121
[whispers] A real friend
to the people of Finland.
00:19:51.121 --> 00:19:55.834
He's a real friend
to the people of Finland. He was...
00:19:55.917 --> 00:19:58.211
In fact, we have Terry Seattle Day
00:19:58.295 --> 00:20:02.382
in which we close the town
of Helsinki and Greensboro.
00:20:02.466 --> 00:20:06.678
Don't work. Don't worry.
It's Terry Seattle Day.
00:20:07.512 --> 00:20:09.472
Wow. I think we're all set.
00:20:09.556 --> 00:20:11.683
You know, a reference from
the President of Finland is all I need.
00:20:11.683 --> 00:20:14.185
We're gonna finalize the paperwork
and we'll have it sent over.
00:20:14.269 --> 00:20:16.438
- Oh, good. Good.
- Yay! Hurray!
00:20:16.521 --> 00:20:17.355
This is great!
00:20:17.439 --> 00:20:18.773
Thank you, Scotty Ballgame.
00:20:18.857 --> 00:20:20.275
Don't call me...
00:20:20.358 --> 00:20:21.609
[laughs]
00:20:21.693 --> 00:20:23.861
- Phew. We barely got by. Are you...
- What's...
00:20:25.071 --> 00:20:26.531
- Yay.
- You gotta control yourself.
00:20:26.614 --> 00:20:27.907
- Sorry.
- You're out of control.
00:20:27.907 --> 00:20:28.908
I'm sorry.
00:20:29.909 --> 00:20:32.120
[Terry] With my real estate woes
finally behind me,
00:20:32.203 --> 00:20:34.956
Ken and I set our sights
on suspect number three:
00:20:35.039 --> 00:20:36.958
Police Commissioner Barton.
00:20:37.041 --> 00:20:41.128
And to find out what he knew, I was going
to make the ultimate sacrifice.
00:20:41.837 --> 00:20:44.173
Putting Ken Jeong in harm's way.
00:20:44.256 --> 00:20:45.257
Can you hear me?
00:20:45.674 --> 00:20:46.383
Yes.
00:20:46.467 --> 00:20:47.968
Now, according to Barton's schedule,
00:20:48.469 --> 00:20:50.638
he's attending
a horse diabetes fundraiser,
00:20:50.721 --> 00:20:53.599
so you got plenty of time
to search his office, all right?
00:20:53.682 --> 00:20:54.266
Okay.
00:20:54.350 --> 00:20:56.060
Now go take a look at his desk.
00:20:56.143 --> 00:20:58.896
I got eyes on you the whole time,
don't worry about it.
00:21:00.105 --> 00:21:02.024
What do you see
at the desk over there? Anything?
00:21:03.483 --> 00:21:04.735
I see glasses.
00:21:06.028 --> 00:21:08.822
Glasses. Cracked lens.
00:21:08.905 --> 00:21:10.198
All right, check the drawers.
00:21:11.825 --> 00:21:13.535
There's a taser.
00:21:15.954 --> 00:21:17.289
Look to your left.
00:21:20.166 --> 00:21:22.919
- What do you see?
- Stapler.
00:21:23.003 --> 00:21:26.005
- And daily planners.
- Perfect.
00:21:26.089 --> 00:21:27.799
Look for 2006.
00:21:27.882 --> 00:21:29.134
August 12th.
00:21:29.217 --> 00:21:30.218
Yes. Yes.
00:21:30.260 --> 00:21:33.555
2009, 2008, 2007, 2000...
00:21:34.055 --> 00:21:37.475
- There's no 2006.2001, 2, 3, 4, 5...
- [elevator ding]
00:21:39.143 --> 00:21:40.144
Oh, God.
00:21:40.228 --> 00:21:42.772
It's Barton. He must have left
the horse diabetes event early.
00:21:42.855 --> 00:21:44.232
Go, quick, behind the couch...
00:21:44.315 --> 00:21:46.192
- Behind this couch?
- Yes, yes, hide right down there.
00:21:46.192 --> 00:21:48.444
Get down, get down, get down. Get down.
00:21:49.445 --> 00:21:50.905
Hmm hmm.
00:21:50.988 --> 00:21:52.948
He's coming in, he's coming in.
Don't worry.
00:21:53.491 --> 00:21:55.493
- Just do exactly what I say.
- Yes.
00:21:55.576 --> 00:21:57.912
- Do not deviate.
- I'm sorry, dear. I...
00:21:58.662 --> 00:22:00.164
I had to get out of there.
00:22:00.247 --> 00:22:02.416
You know I can't handle large crowds.
00:22:05.753 --> 00:22:06.962
Why are you getting mad at me?
00:22:07.629 --> 00:22:09.298
I'm not the one
who gave the horse diabetes.
00:22:09.298 --> 00:22:10.132
[Terry] Stay down low.
00:22:10.215 --> 00:22:13.093
No, no, no, no.
I can't stand it when you cry.
00:22:13.594 --> 00:22:15.304
What do you want me to do? Buy the horse?
00:22:15.387 --> 00:22:16.847
Yeah, yeah, stay low, stay low.
00:22:16.930 --> 00:22:20.434
Sure they'll sell it to me. People will do
anything for the right amount of money.
00:22:20.517 --> 00:22:22.269
Okay. Love you too.
00:22:22.352 --> 00:22:23.437
Stay low, stay low.
00:22:23.937 --> 00:22:26.690
- Great. Now I own a broken horse.
- Okay.
00:22:26.773 --> 00:22:28.233
Stay there, stay put. Now look...
00:22:28.942 --> 00:22:31.069
His jacket is on the couch.
Can you reach it?
00:22:32.195 --> 00:22:34.572
Rifle through the pockets,
see if there's anything in there.
00:22:35.156 --> 00:22:36.366
[whispers] I see a wallet.
00:22:36.449 --> 00:22:37.826
A wallet.
00:22:39.619 --> 00:22:41.996
Hunting license... Hunting license.
00:22:42.080 --> 00:22:43.540
Hunting license?
00:22:44.123 --> 00:22:45.458
Okay, he's working at his desk.
00:22:45.541 --> 00:22:49.170
You'll be safe as long as
you don't make any loud noises.
00:22:49.253 --> 00:22:51.172
- [farting sound]
- [laughs]
00:22:52.673 --> 00:22:53.466
Hello?
00:22:53.549 --> 00:22:54.717
Oh, boy.
00:22:55.218 --> 00:22:56.219
Ken...
00:22:57.053 --> 00:22:58.054
what did you do?
00:22:58.137 --> 00:22:59.513
I didn't do anything, I swear.
00:22:59.597 --> 00:23:02.933
Ken, I'm sorry, it's only you in there,
so I mean, look, if you want me
00:23:03.017 --> 00:23:05.436
to play along, fine,
if it's that important to you.
00:23:05.519 --> 00:23:08.689
[farting sound]
00:23:08.773 --> 00:23:09.815
Who's there?
00:23:09.899 --> 00:23:11.317
Are you kidding me, Ken Jeong?
00:23:11.400 --> 00:23:14.278
That's disgusting.
What's wrong with you?
00:23:14.361 --> 00:23:16.613
Scoot behind the chairs. Go to the chairs.
00:23:18.907 --> 00:23:22.035
Now, listen, I'm coming to save you,
but you need to stall.
00:23:22.119 --> 00:23:24.037
Just do and say exactly what I tell you
00:23:24.121 --> 00:23:25.914
and you may
just get out of this thing alive.
00:23:27.499 --> 00:23:28.875
Reveal yourself!
00:23:29.376 --> 00:23:30.377
Stand up.
00:23:32.921 --> 00:23:34.423
Sorry about the farts.
00:23:34.506 --> 00:23:35.590
Sorry about the farts.
00:23:35.674 --> 00:23:39.094
- Don't be alarmed. I'm here to help.
- Don't be alarmed. I'm here to help.
00:23:39.177 --> 00:23:42.055
Who are you?
And what are you doing in my office?
00:23:42.138 --> 00:23:43.473
I'm you from the future.
00:23:43.556 --> 00:23:46.393
I'm you from the future.
00:23:47.185 --> 00:23:48.478
You don't look like me.
00:23:48.561 --> 00:23:50.563
See, in the future
you can look like whoever you want.
00:23:50.563 --> 00:23:52.899
In the future you can look like
whoever you want.
00:23:52.982 --> 00:23:54.859
- And you...
- And you...
00:23:54.943 --> 00:23:57.362
- Wanted to look like...
- Wanted to look like...
00:23:57.445 --> 00:23:59.906
A middle-aged Korean-American doctor.
00:23:59.989 --> 00:24:02.950
A middle-aged Korean-American doctor.
00:24:03.034 --> 00:24:04.994
[laughs]
00:24:05.077 --> 00:24:07.788
You know, I always suspected
something like this could happen.
00:24:08.289 --> 00:24:12.043
That's why I came up
with a code word to prove
00:24:12.126 --> 00:24:15.880
that future me was really me
and not a terminator.
00:24:15.963 --> 00:24:17.006
[laughs]
00:24:17.089 --> 00:24:18.841
So I'm going to need you
to give me that code word.
00:24:18.841 --> 00:24:22.094
- Gosh, that was so long ago for me.
- Gosh.
00:24:22.887 --> 00:24:24.680
That was so long ago...
00:24:24.763 --> 00:24:26.557
- For me anyway.
- For me anyway.
00:24:26.640 --> 00:24:29.059
Give me the code word.
00:24:29.143 --> 00:24:31.645
- I'm just trying to remember...
- I'm just trying to remember.
00:24:31.729 --> 00:24:33.188
Code word or you're a terminator.
00:24:33.272 --> 00:24:34.898
- Uh, pancakes.
- Pancakes.
00:24:34.982 --> 00:24:37.442
- Tommy Tuxedo.
- Tommy Tuxedo.
00:24:37.526 --> 00:24:39.695
- Sloparita.
- Sloparita.
00:24:39.778 --> 00:24:41.321
- Sludge.
- Sludge!
00:24:41.405 --> 00:24:43.115
- Tittynope.
- Tittynope.
00:24:43.198 --> 00:24:45.826
- Wetzel's Pretzels.
- Wetzel's Pretzels.
00:24:45.909 --> 00:24:49.996
- Tommy Tune.
- Tommy Tune!
00:24:50.080 --> 00:24:52.624
- Tommy Tune.
- Tommy Tune!
00:24:53.124 --> 00:24:54.501
Detective Seattle?
00:24:55.627 --> 00:24:56.878
What the hell is going on here?
00:24:56.878 --> 00:24:59.964
That's Senior Detective Seattle.
And what's going on is
00:25:00.048 --> 00:25:03.718
you're a suspect in the murder
of my former partner Lori.
00:25:03.802 --> 00:25:08.431
You do not waltz in here and accuse
the Police Commissioner of murder.
00:25:08.514 --> 00:25:10.391
Tough luck. Just did.
00:25:10.475 --> 00:25:11.601
[scoffs]
00:25:11.684 --> 00:25:12.894
Well, I don't believe in luck,
00:25:13.269 --> 00:25:16.939
so you better have evidence
or your career as a detective is over.
00:25:17.023 --> 00:25:19.942
I lost nine firearms
in the last six months,
00:25:20.026 --> 00:25:23.321
so I'm... probably...
my career is coming to an end anyway.
00:25:23.904 --> 00:25:26.407
- Let's get out of here, Ken Jeong.
- Yeah.
00:25:26.490 --> 00:25:27.783
[sighs]
00:25:28.284 --> 00:25:30.202
What was the code word by the way?
00:25:30.828 --> 00:25:32.955
- It was Tommy Tune.
- It was Tommy Tune!
00:25:33.038 --> 00:25:34.540
It was Tommy Tune!
00:25:35.541 --> 00:25:36.667
What a showman.
00:25:36.750 --> 00:25:39.169
[Terry] After wrapping up
our investigation,
00:25:39.253 --> 00:25:42.214
we lured all three suspects
to Monterey Towers
00:25:42.297 --> 00:25:46.176
where Condo President Scott McCarley
was hosting a ribbon-cutting ceremony.
00:25:47.136 --> 00:25:52.099
But the only thing that was gonna be cut
was a plea deal for murder.
00:25:52.182 --> 00:25:54.851
But anyway, thank you all for coming.
What a treat. You know,
00:25:54.935 --> 00:25:57.062
this thing has been
fifteen years in the making
00:25:57.145 --> 00:25:59.147
and right at the start of it
I said to myself, I said,
00:25:59.147 --> 00:26:02.067
"You know, Scotty Ballgame,
this is your chance to shine."
00:26:02.150 --> 00:26:04.319
"You're gonna make a speech
that's gonna blow everyone away."
00:26:04.319 --> 00:26:06.029
"You got a decade
and a half to get to it."
00:26:06.029 --> 00:26:08.239
And I don't really know
how to explain what happened,
00:26:08.323 --> 00:26:10.617
but the time got away from me
and I did not do it.
00:26:10.700 --> 00:26:11.701
Stop!
00:26:12.827 --> 00:26:18.666
Before we christen this beautiful tower
that I'm about to call home myself,
00:26:18.750 --> 00:26:21.669
my partner Ken Jeong and I
have some unfinished business.
00:26:21.753 --> 00:26:24.130
Ken? You've gathered all the evidence,
00:26:24.213 --> 00:26:25.798
you've looked at the clues.
00:26:26.382 --> 00:26:29.177
Now it's time for you to decide
who did it.
00:26:29.969 --> 00:26:31.387
Was it Rebecca Hendricks?
00:26:32.388 --> 00:26:33.681
Seamus Doyle?
00:26:34.348 --> 00:26:36.100
Or Police Commissioner Barton?
00:26:36.183 --> 00:26:39.812
I want you to take those novelty scissors
and I want you to hand them to the person
00:26:39.895 --> 00:26:42.398
you think killed my former partner Lori.
00:26:42.481 --> 00:26:43.482
Go ahead.
00:26:45.568 --> 00:26:47.528
Be careful, they're oversize.
00:26:47.611 --> 00:26:48.821
[Ken laughs]
00:26:51.740 --> 00:26:53.325
[suspenseful music]
00:26:54.868 --> 00:26:55.911
[sighs]
00:27:02.751 --> 00:27:04.419
Arrest that man for murder.
00:27:04.503 --> 00:27:05.504
[crowd gasps]
00:27:05.545 --> 00:27:07.381
What is going on here?
00:27:07.464 --> 00:27:11.927
[Terry] Chief, Ken Jeong did it.
He solved Lori's cold case murder.
00:27:12.010 --> 00:27:13.845
It was Police Commissioner Barton.
00:27:14.596 --> 00:27:19.142
Ken Jeong, why do you think
Police Commissioner Barton was the killer?
00:27:19.225 --> 00:27:22.103
Because all the clues add up.
00:27:22.645 --> 00:27:23.521
Number one:
00:27:23.605 --> 00:27:26.858
The lens
that was cracked at the crime scene.
00:27:26.941 --> 00:27:31.321
Commissioner Barton,
in his office, has a pair of glasses.
00:27:31.404 --> 00:27:36.617
Number two: The date in question was 2006.
00:27:36.701 --> 00:27:38.619
The day planner that was missing
00:27:38.703 --> 00:27:43.416
was the year 2006.
00:27:43.499 --> 00:27:44.584
And number three:
00:27:44.667 --> 00:27:48.379
There was a professional hunting knife
at the scene of the crime.
00:27:48.462 --> 00:27:50.172
And out of his wallet,
00:27:50.256 --> 00:27:56.053
I managed to get
his professional hunter's license.
00:27:56.136 --> 00:28:00.140
So in my mind, I know exactly who this is,
00:28:00.641 --> 00:28:04.103
and it is Commissioner Donald Barton.
00:28:04.978 --> 00:28:06.188
Ken Jeong,
00:28:06.271 --> 00:28:08.357
your undercover work was incredible.
00:28:09.316 --> 00:28:12.152
You completely lost yourself
in the characters
00:28:12.236 --> 00:28:14.112
and you also completely...
00:28:17.574 --> 00:28:18.867
chose the wrong suspect.
00:28:18.950 --> 00:28:20.869
[both] Agh!
00:28:20.952 --> 00:28:22.037
The killer
00:28:22.537 --> 00:28:24.498
was Rebecca Hendricks.
00:28:24.581 --> 00:28:25.582
[Ken] What?
00:28:26.082 --> 00:28:27.584
She wore prescription lenses,
00:28:28.168 --> 00:28:30.670
she inherited a hunting supply store.
00:28:30.754 --> 00:28:33.548
I inherited a chain
of hunting supply stores.
00:28:33.631 --> 00:28:35.383
And she had Irish heritage.
00:28:35.467 --> 00:28:36.593
My maiden name was O'Leary.
00:28:36.676 --> 00:28:39.053
Obviously, it couldn't have been
Commissioner Barton.
00:28:39.137 --> 00:28:43.057
He only wore reading glasses,
and he'd never attend a concert
00:28:43.141 --> 00:28:44.559
because as he told his wife...
00:28:44.642 --> 00:28:46.394
You know I can't handle large crowds.
00:28:46.477 --> 00:28:48.062
- Oh...
- Seamus meanwhile
00:28:48.146 --> 00:28:50.773
told you
he only liked killing with a rifle.
00:28:50.857 --> 00:28:53.401
Oh, it's the best.
Literally, the only way to kill.
00:28:53.484 --> 00:28:56.153
And as a sniper,
he had to have perfect eyesight.
00:28:56.237 --> 00:28:58.739
But the clue that sealed Rebecca's fate,
00:28:58.823 --> 00:29:00.908
the James Taylor concert ticket.
00:29:00.991 --> 00:29:03.702
She loved James Taylor.
How do we know?
00:29:04.453 --> 00:29:06.122
She named her kids after him.
00:29:06.205 --> 00:29:08.123
My kids Taylor and Jimmy would love this.
00:29:08.207 --> 00:29:12.628
Rebecca Hendricks was the killer.
Take her into custody.
00:29:13.253 --> 00:29:14.254
Ken Jeong...
00:29:15.589 --> 00:29:16.382
you're fired.
00:29:16.465 --> 00:29:18.300
[laughs]
00:29:19.134 --> 00:29:21.929
Wait, before you take her away,
I need to know.
00:29:22.012 --> 00:29:23.180
Why'd you kill Lori?
00:29:23.263 --> 00:29:25.182
I couldn't let her ruin all this.
00:29:25.265 --> 00:29:26.266
This?
00:29:26.642 --> 00:29:29.144
This. This is my life's work.
00:29:29.227 --> 00:29:31.104
There is no higher calling
00:29:31.188 --> 00:29:35.400
than helping rich people
live wherever they want.
00:29:35.484 --> 00:29:36.860
Wait a second.
00:29:38.153 --> 00:29:40.405
Wait a second, I get it!
00:29:40.905 --> 00:29:42.824
Now I know why Lori died.
00:29:44.117 --> 00:29:46.286
Fifteen years ago, Rebecca Hendricks
00:29:46.369 --> 00:29:48.621
had a dream
to develop Monterey Towers,
00:29:48.705 --> 00:29:50.748
but there was one problem,
00:29:50.832 --> 00:29:53.251
there was a working-class neighborhood
that was in the way
00:29:53.334 --> 00:29:54.669
and she needed to clear them out.
00:29:54.669 --> 00:29:57.880
I once took an entire neighborhood
of low-income housing
00:29:57.964 --> 00:30:01.634
and flipped it to be high-end
real estate for rich people.
00:30:01.717 --> 00:30:06.264
So she enlisted Irish mobster Seamus Doyle
00:30:06.347 --> 00:30:08.266
to scare them into selling.
00:30:08.349 --> 00:30:11.519
One time, I even terrorized
an entire community
00:30:11.602 --> 00:30:14.897
into just abandoning their homes.
They just fled in the night!
00:30:14.980 --> 00:30:16.107
And...
00:30:16.607 --> 00:30:19.944
she paid off Police Commissioner Barton,
00:30:20.027 --> 00:30:24.114
so he would make sure
that the police would look the other way.
00:30:24.198 --> 00:30:26.325
People will do anything
for the right amount of money.
00:30:26.367 --> 00:30:28.410
Lori had figured it out.
00:30:28.494 --> 00:30:31.121
That's why their names
were in her secret notebook.
00:30:31.205 --> 00:30:33.290
Rebecca put the knife in Lori's back,
00:30:33.373 --> 00:30:35.667
but all three suspects
00:30:35.751 --> 00:30:40.255
were part of the conspiracy
that led to Lori's death.
00:30:40.797 --> 00:30:42.674
Arrest 'em all.
00:30:44.968 --> 00:30:46.428
I'm already in prison.
00:30:46.511 --> 00:30:48.096
Then you're going to a bigger one.
00:30:48.180 --> 00:30:49.306
Oh, that'll work.
00:30:49.389 --> 00:30:50.932
Then you're going to a smaller one.
00:30:54.269 --> 00:30:55.270
[chuckles]
00:30:59.107 --> 00:31:00.567
You did it, Terry.
00:31:00.650 --> 00:31:02.318
You avenged Lori's death.
00:31:02.402 --> 00:31:07.073
And you uncovered the biggest
corruption scandal in the city's history.
00:31:07.156 --> 00:31:08.783
I'm so proud of you.
00:31:08.866 --> 00:31:11.536
[Rhonda laughs]
00:31:11.619 --> 00:31:12.745
You did it.
00:31:15.414 --> 00:31:19.877
Ken, could you provide a little background
music, something a little sexy,
00:31:20.002 --> 00:31:21.629
- a little vibey for me?
- Okay.
00:31:21.712 --> 00:31:23.172
I got something I need to say.
00:31:23.297 --> 00:31:24.298
Look, Rhonda,
00:31:24.965 --> 00:31:28.427
I know I've really made
a mess of things in the last few years.
00:31:28.886 --> 00:31:32.806
But this, what's happened here today
has changed everything, and I just...
00:31:33.307 --> 00:31:35.726
- Now I know what my future needs to be.
- [Ken hums]
00:31:37.436 --> 00:31:39.146
- [sighs]
- No.
00:31:39.688 --> 00:31:42.024
Chief Rhonda Jenkins-Seattle,
00:31:42.107 --> 00:31:43.775
will you do me the honor...
00:31:45.319 --> 00:31:46.445
of not divorcing me?
00:31:46.528 --> 00:31:47.696
Ken, stop.
00:31:49.406 --> 00:31:50.115
Get up.
00:31:50.198 --> 00:31:53.118
- You're making a fool of yourself.
- [grunts]
00:31:53.201 --> 00:31:54.161
Terry, I...
00:31:54.244 --> 00:31:56.496
I will always care about you,
00:31:56.580 --> 00:31:58.206
but I'm with Daz now.
00:31:59.958 --> 00:32:01.668
And we're moving in together, in fact,
00:32:02.335 --> 00:32:03.086
right here.
00:32:03.169 --> 00:32:06.589
Wait. You're moving
into the Monterey Towers?
00:32:07.173 --> 00:32:09.300
Yeah. A unit just opened up today.
00:32:09.384 --> 00:32:12.512
Turns out the original applicant somehow
had a negative credit score
00:32:12.595 --> 00:32:14.847
and pretended to be friends
with the President of Finland.
00:32:15.306 --> 00:32:16.641
- A total nut job.
- Stupid.
00:32:22.438 --> 00:32:24.315
And the good news is
I'm moving out of our house,
00:32:24.357 --> 00:32:27.360
so once the divorce is finalized,
I'll rent it to you.
00:32:27.944 --> 00:32:30.696
Oh, that'd be great.
That sounds very healthy. I appreciate it.
00:32:30.780 --> 00:32:31.781
Yes. Yeah.
00:32:32.406 --> 00:32:33.407
[Rhonda chuckles]
00:32:33.866 --> 00:32:35.534
Yes. Please get out of here soon.
00:32:35.618 --> 00:32:36.619
Yup.
00:32:37.328 --> 00:32:38.329
[Rhonda] Come on.
00:32:40.039 --> 00:32:42.291
[Ken] Aw... [laughs]
00:32:43.250 --> 00:32:44.251
Hey, bud.
00:32:44.877 --> 00:32:47.004
Sorry about your life.
00:32:47.671 --> 00:32:48.672
Thanks, Amber.
00:32:48.756 --> 00:32:51.175
Chief invited me
to her housewarming, so...
00:32:51.800 --> 00:32:52.634
Are you gonna... Yeah, yeah.
00:32:52.718 --> 00:32:54.470
- Right in there. Yeah.
- Definitely, yeah, why would you...
00:32:54.511 --> 00:32:56.722
Beautiful Monterey Towers
is a gorgeous place to,
00:32:56.805 --> 00:32:58.515
not just live, but also party.
00:33:00.976 --> 00:33:01.977
Well,
00:33:02.811 --> 00:33:03.729
we did it, Ken Jeong.
00:33:03.812 --> 00:33:05.313
No, you did it.
00:33:05.397 --> 00:33:06.773
No, we did it.
00:33:07.357 --> 00:33:09.818
We solved Lori's murder,
00:33:09.901 --> 00:33:11.903
and they'll never be able
to take that away from us.
00:33:12.571 --> 00:33:13.863
I mean, at least until, you know,
00:33:13.947 --> 00:33:17.158
obviously they find all the procedural
mistakes that we made
00:33:17.242 --> 00:33:19.244
and they throw it out of court, but...
00:33:20.370 --> 00:33:21.663
We'll leave that for another day.
00:33:21.746 --> 00:33:24.791
No, I think
there's just one thing left to do.
00:33:25.500 --> 00:33:27.377
I think you probably know what it is.
00:33:28.336 --> 00:33:31.214
[Terry] Further investigating getting
Ice Breakerz off the ground.
00:33:31.297 --> 00:33:32.674
- Don't you think?
- Yes! Yes!
00:33:32.757 --> 00:33:34.300
- [Terry] It's a heck of an idea.
- I'm on it.
00:33:34.342 --> 00:33:37.094
[Terry] Yeah, we just need to be able
to break the ice cubes a little easier.
00:33:37.136 --> 00:33:39.055
- [Ken] Right.
- Smash them...