WEBVTT 00:00:14.720 --> 00:00:16.550 I'm Jimmy DiResta, and I'm a maker. 00:00:16.640 --> 00:00:19.350 That's a hip way of saying I make things… like this. 00:00:19.430 --> 00:00:20.560 Pretty cool, right? 00:00:21.270 --> 00:00:22.100 Walk with me. 00:00:22.600 --> 00:00:25.440 For years, I made my name as a toy designer in New York City. 00:00:25.520 --> 00:00:29.440 Then I realized I don't like the city, I don't like designing toys, 00:00:29.520 --> 00:00:32.190 and to be honest with you, I don't really like kids. 00:00:32.280 --> 00:00:33.820 It's not like I hate them or anything. 00:00:33.900 --> 00:00:36.530 It's just it's, "Check out my little Timmy." 00:00:36.610 --> 00:00:37.450 I don't care. 00:00:37.990 --> 00:00:38.990 Look at my birds. 00:00:40.830 --> 00:00:42.750 So anyway, I quit my job, 00:00:42.830 --> 00:00:46.170 I left the city, and I moved upstate to here, my farm. 00:00:46.250 --> 00:00:48.750 I got land, I got animals, 00:00:49.340 --> 00:00:51.380 and best of all I have this. 00:00:51.460 --> 00:00:53.970 The ultimate maker workshop! 00:00:54.470 --> 00:00:58.890 Inside, I have every kind of tool and machine imaginable to make things. 00:01:00.140 --> 00:01:01.850 Pretty impressive stuff, huh? 00:01:02.850 --> 00:01:06.230 Really? You're labeling the table like that's some sort of impress-- 00:01:06.310 --> 00:01:07.810 "Bag"? We can just-- 00:01:07.900 --> 00:01:10.270 Okay. Graphics guy trying to be funny. 00:01:10.360 --> 00:01:12.780 Can we please get on with it? Anyway… 00:01:12.860 --> 00:01:15.860 So I got a call to be on a TV show 'cause I'm a maker celebrity or whatever. 00:01:15.950 --> 00:01:18.160 I said, "Sure. Cool." Why not, right? 00:01:18.240 --> 00:01:19.200 So I agreed. 00:01:19.950 --> 00:01:21.950 Then I found out who I'd be working for. 00:01:22.040 --> 00:01:22.950 Jimmy! 00:01:23.040 --> 00:01:24.370 -Hi. -Hi! 00:01:24.450 --> 00:01:25.370 Jimmy! 00:01:25.460 --> 00:01:26.290 Hey, Jimmy. 00:01:26.370 --> 00:01:27.500 What do you want? 00:01:27.580 --> 00:01:29.380 Okay, Mr. Grouch. 00:01:30.590 --> 00:01:35.050 Thirty years of expert build experience, and I'm taking orders from half-pints. 00:01:35.130 --> 00:01:38.550 Because misery loves company, I brought my buddies in on it with me. 00:01:38.640 --> 00:01:39.470 Say hi, guys. 00:01:39.550 --> 00:01:40.390 -Howdy! -Hello! 00:01:40.470 --> 00:01:43.470 That's Jackman. He's an engineer, and he plans everything. 00:01:43.560 --> 00:01:45.680 It's really annoying, but he's good at it. 00:01:45.770 --> 00:01:47.230 That's Derek, my best friend. 00:01:47.310 --> 00:01:50.440 Big guy and even bigger softie. 00:01:51.230 --> 00:01:52.400 This is Graz. 00:01:52.480 --> 00:01:53.980 Good maker, bad jokes. 00:01:54.480 --> 00:01:55.780 And Canadian Pat. 00:01:56.740 --> 00:01:59.360 Well, your guess is as good as mine. 00:01:59.450 --> 00:02:00.450 Let's have some fun. 00:02:04.620 --> 00:02:06.500 Together, we'll take pitches on this. 00:02:06.580 --> 00:02:09.170 Listen to whatever their dumb little brains can come up with. 00:02:09.250 --> 00:02:11.420 The Pig Tripper. It trips the pig. 00:02:11.500 --> 00:02:14.170 -Wow. -So a catapult that throws cat poop? 00:02:14.250 --> 00:02:16.050 -Yes. 00:02:16.130 --> 00:02:19.220 If it's interesting or doable, I'll build it. If not-- 00:02:19.300 --> 00:02:20.260 Next! 00:02:20.340 --> 00:02:21.510 -Next! -No way. 00:02:21.590 --> 00:02:22.970 -Next! -Shut up! 00:02:23.050 --> 00:02:24.930 -Some builds will be good. 00:02:25.010 --> 00:02:26.850 Dino Taco Toilet. 00:02:26.930 --> 00:02:28.430 Are you not entertained? 00:02:28.520 --> 00:02:30.100 Some builds will be bad. 00:02:30.190 --> 00:02:32.440 Graz, I told you the scissors were gonna be too heavy! 00:02:32.520 --> 00:02:33.570 Make a bigger handle! 00:02:33.650 --> 00:02:35.690 But all of them will be absolutely pointless. 00:02:35.780 --> 00:02:37.900 -Yeah! -That is disgusting. 00:02:39.150 --> 00:02:40.820 Whoa! 00:02:41.410 --> 00:02:44.620 -I want the unicorn to fart! -I can't believe I'm doing this. 00:02:44.700 --> 00:02:46.790 -Go, Graz! 00:02:46.870 --> 00:02:49.870 Why are we doing this? Because we make things. That's what we do. 00:02:49.960 --> 00:02:52.920 -Thought we weren't supposed to have fun. -I'm not having fun! 00:02:53.710 --> 00:02:55.710 We're gonna show these kids, if they can dream it up… 00:02:55.800 --> 00:02:58.800 I want it to be a guitar boat that floats. 00:02:58.880 --> 00:03:00.010 You're onto something there. 00:03:00.090 --> 00:03:01.680 …it can be built. 00:03:02.680 --> 00:03:04.010 Oh! 00:03:04.100 --> 00:03:05.680 That is so cool! 00:03:05.760 --> 00:03:07.680 Hey, it might even inspire them to build 00:03:07.770 --> 00:03:09.890 outside their little Minecraft -y world, or whatever. 00:03:09.980 --> 00:03:11.810 -Do I wanna do it? 00:03:11.900 --> 00:03:13.400 Dumbest thing we've ever made. 00:03:13.480 --> 00:03:16.570 Not really. But this isn't about me, is it? 00:03:16.650 --> 00:03:18.780 -So here we are. -You better get to work! 00:03:18.860 --> 00:03:20.860 Funny how their dreams are my nightmare. 00:03:22.160 --> 00:03:24.160 Come on, Jimmy. Have some fun. 00:03:24.240 --> 00:03:25.070 Whatever. 00:03:38.301 --> 00:03:39.802 Graz, what's with the jumpsuit? 00:03:39.886 --> 00:03:42.639 -What do you mean? -You look like a janitor in a prison. 00:03:43.973 --> 00:03:45.516 What's wrong with my jumpsuit? 00:03:45.600 --> 00:03:47.185 Looks like the guy at the carwash. 00:03:51.522 --> 00:03:52.774 You got him! 00:03:52.857 --> 00:03:54.984 I can pull it off. I think I look pretty studly. 00:03:56.319 --> 00:03:59.656 Let's not get crazy. All right. Let's hear some pitches. You ready? 00:03:59.739 --> 00:04:00.740 -Let's do it. -Finally! 00:04:00.823 --> 00:04:02.784 Let's get ready. Let's see what we got. 00:04:03.785 --> 00:04:05.578 Hello? Can you hear me? 00:04:05.662 --> 00:04:07.288 -Yes. -And what are your names? 00:04:07.372 --> 00:04:09.332 Ian, and this is Angela. 00:04:09.415 --> 00:04:11.251 -Are you guys lawyers? No. 00:04:11.334 --> 00:04:13.670 -We don't have a job. 00:04:13.753 --> 00:04:16.798 -What's up, buddy? What's your name? -My name is Jacob. 00:04:16.881 --> 00:04:18.841 What do you wanna be when you grow up? 00:04:18.925 --> 00:04:20.802 Video game programmer. 00:04:20.885 --> 00:04:22.845 That's gonna be a tricky path. 00:04:22.929 --> 00:04:25.139 -It certainly is. 00:04:25.223 --> 00:04:27.267 -Hello! -Hi, Jimmy. 00:04:27.350 --> 00:04:29.852 Hey, guys. Do you guys have some inventions you wanna show us? 00:04:29.936 --> 00:04:32.605 A stink bomb car. 00:04:32.689 --> 00:04:33.523 Oh! 00:04:33.606 --> 00:04:35.400 -What did he say? A stink bomb car. 00:04:35.483 --> 00:04:38.236 It shoots stink bombs and goes… 00:04:38.319 --> 00:04:40.280 -I love it. 00:04:40.363 --> 00:04:42.323 Eva, what do you think about the car? 00:04:42.407 --> 00:04:44.617 -It stinks. 00:04:44.701 --> 00:04:46.828 It smells like my dad. 00:04:49.289 --> 00:04:50.665 Give me something good. 00:04:50.748 --> 00:04:52.667 This is the Magna Suit. 00:04:52.750 --> 00:04:55.336 The bottoms of the boots are positively charged. 00:04:55.420 --> 00:04:58.631 -Okay. -The floor has electromagnets underneath. 00:04:58.715 --> 00:05:00.758 -Okay. -When you step into the room, 00:05:00.842 --> 00:05:02.218 you're pretty much floating. 00:05:02.302 --> 00:05:04.220 I think you're too smart for me. 00:05:04.804 --> 00:05:06.139 Oh, gosh. 00:05:06.222 --> 00:05:08.599 -Give me your elevator pitch. 00:05:08.683 --> 00:05:10.059 Ready? Bing. 00:05:10.143 --> 00:05:13.146 So we invented a flying house 00:05:13.229 --> 00:05:16.899 that has a helicopter on it, and when you press the red button, bing, 00:05:16.983 --> 00:05:20.611 it just carries the house, and it can go anywhere you want it to go. 00:05:20.695 --> 00:05:22.655 It can go to Disneyland, Legoland. 00:05:22.739 --> 00:05:26.617 And the most important part is that it can go to our friends' house, and the-- 00:05:26.701 --> 00:05:28.745 -I'm almost at my floor. -Pardon? 00:05:28.828 --> 00:05:32.248 Sometimes when I hear a great idea, I can't contain my excitement. 00:05:32.332 --> 00:05:34.584 -Yes! -This is not one of those times. 00:05:35.626 --> 00:05:38.796 If you think you can't do it, it's not my problem. It's your problem. 00:05:40.381 --> 00:05:41.758 -Next. -What? 00:05:42.425 --> 00:05:44.635 -Wanna see a magic trick? -What is it? 00:05:44.719 --> 00:05:47.764 -Abracadabra. Poof! You're gone. 00:05:47.847 --> 00:05:49.557 Jacob, do you know what your IQ is? 00:05:49.640 --> 00:05:51.851 -No? -Because mine is six. 00:05:52.810 --> 00:05:55.188 Guys, I'm too smart for you. 00:05:59.275 --> 00:06:00.568 That's perfect. 00:06:00.651 --> 00:06:02.278 I think that's a first for the show. 00:06:02.362 --> 00:06:03.488 And I don't feel bad-- 00:06:03.571 --> 00:06:05.990 -It's a blessing in disguise. -He was way above us. 00:06:06.074 --> 00:06:08.493 -Oh my God. -Super funny and super smart. 00:06:09.660 --> 00:06:11.788 What's up, guys? What's your names? 00:06:11.871 --> 00:06:13.873 Christopher Whitley. 00:06:13.956 --> 00:06:15.375 Malia Whitley. 00:06:15.458 --> 00:06:17.710 And are you guys a brother and sister? 00:06:17.794 --> 00:06:19.754 -Yeah. -We're twins. 00:06:19.837 --> 00:06:23.132 Okay. Who's older? Somebody has to be older. Who's older? 00:06:23.216 --> 00:06:26.219 -Me! Me! Me! I'm older! -No! I'm older! I'm older! No! 00:06:26.302 --> 00:06:27.804 -Next. 00:06:29.472 --> 00:06:30.973 -Easy! -Break her-- 00:06:31.057 --> 00:06:32.642 -Oh boy. -Reel it in. 00:06:32.725 --> 00:06:34.727 Yeah. I'm smacking his brain out. 00:06:34.811 --> 00:06:35.853 All right, guys. 00:06:35.937 --> 00:06:39.357 If you could take about three seconds to stop fighting, tell me your idea. 00:06:40.691 --> 00:06:46.280 Scissors, rock and finally paper, built in scissors and rock and paper. 00:06:46.364 --> 00:06:48.282 I want Rock-paper-scissors. 00:06:48.366 --> 00:06:51.202 -We're gonna play Rock-paper-scissor? -Yes. 00:06:51.285 --> 00:06:55.331 The hand as large as this big table. 00:06:55.415 --> 00:06:56.749 So like a big hand. 00:06:56.833 --> 00:07:01.587 Yes. And then the paper is some really big toilet paper. 00:07:01.671 --> 00:07:04.507 -Okay. -And the rock is as big as a glacier, 00:07:04.590 --> 00:07:07.844 and the scissors is as big as a shark's mouth. 00:07:07.927 --> 00:07:11.764 All right. So let me get this straight. You want a big hand. 00:07:11.848 --> 00:07:14.725 We'd have to have two hands if they were gonna play against each other. 00:07:14.809 --> 00:07:18.479 So we have two big scissors, and we have two big pieces of paper, 00:07:18.563 --> 00:07:20.606 and we have two big rocks, 00:07:20.690 --> 00:07:23.734 and then you turn around, and you set the hand up, and then you go, boom. 00:07:23.818 --> 00:07:24.735 -Like that? -Yeah. 00:07:24.819 --> 00:07:27.488 -Pretty good. -Can you play Rock-paper-scissors? 00:07:27.572 --> 00:07:31.367 -Mm-hmm. -The best 20 out of 21. Okay? Go. 00:07:32.952 --> 00:07:34.579 What do you think of this idea? 00:07:34.662 --> 00:07:36.789 It's a little crazy, but it's the best one so far. 00:07:36.873 --> 00:07:37.999 Got you! 00:07:38.082 --> 00:07:40.001 -I like it. It'd be a fun competition. 00:07:40.084 --> 00:07:41.544 -Yeah. - I won again! 00:07:41.627 --> 00:07:45.339 -We could do like a curtain, where "choo." -Pull a lever and it… 00:07:45.965 --> 00:07:49.302 Wait. I win that round because I pulled out the rock! 00:07:49.385 --> 00:07:51.220 Sugar, the breakfast of champions. 00:07:51.304 --> 00:07:52.430 I think this is a good one. 00:07:52.513 --> 00:07:53.806 Yeah. This could be fun. 00:07:53.890 --> 00:07:56.142 No magnetism, no programming. This is simple. 00:07:56.225 --> 00:07:58.686 We could play it. I think it's a good one. 00:07:58.769 --> 00:08:01.230 I think we do it so that nobody kills each other. 00:08:01.314 --> 00:08:03.691 -Guys, we're gonna do your idea. 00:08:03.774 --> 00:08:05.067 Yay! 00:08:05.151 --> 00:08:07.445 We're gonna check in with you later once we get started. 00:08:07.528 --> 00:08:10.740 Please, please, don't hurt each other in the meantime. Okay? 00:08:10.823 --> 00:08:12.241 Ow! 00:08:12.325 --> 00:08:13.284 Bye. 00:08:13.784 --> 00:08:16.120 -I don't want childrens anymore. -Yeah. 00:08:16.204 --> 00:08:19.123 -Wow. -Could you imagine being in that house? 00:08:19.207 --> 00:08:20.958 -A lot of energy. -Lots of energy. 00:08:21.042 --> 00:08:22.585 All right. I have some ideas. 00:08:22.668 --> 00:08:25.004 Let's go to the chalkboard and start sketching up some ideas. 00:08:25.087 --> 00:08:26.088 Oh, thank God. 00:08:29.509 --> 00:08:33.638 Okay. So this is Rock-paper-scissor. 00:08:33.721 --> 00:08:36.974 So we need a rock, and the kid said something 00:08:37.058 --> 00:08:39.185 about toilet paper, which actually kind of is funny. 00:08:39.268 --> 00:08:41.562 -I like that. -Kids like poop. 00:08:42.188 --> 00:08:44.190 And then, of course, we need scissors, 00:08:44.982 --> 00:08:47.193 which are gonna be clumsy and silly-looking. 00:08:47.276 --> 00:08:49.195 I was thinking of a mechanism like this, 00:08:49.278 --> 00:08:52.323 maybe we have two of them, and it goes to a lever. 00:08:52.823 --> 00:08:57.078 And then on here, you have a big hand. And then this thing goes like this. Yoink! 00:08:57.578 --> 00:09:00.873 The weight of it dropping it, or spring-loaded? What are you thinking? 00:09:00.957 --> 00:09:01.832 Yoink! 00:09:02.333 --> 00:09:03.167 Thanks. 00:09:05.378 --> 00:09:08.548 How's this gonna go? We're gonna battle it out? Each have teams here? 00:09:08.631 --> 00:09:11.467 Yeah, I think it's a good idea. We'll build it as a team, 00:09:11.551 --> 00:09:14.262 and then in the end, we'll figure out a way to choose teams. 00:09:14.345 --> 00:09:16.806 -How are we gonna do that? -Rock-paper-scissors. 00:09:16.889 --> 00:09:17.723 Brilliant. 00:09:17.807 --> 00:09:20.268 But then we need a curtain 00:09:20.351 --> 00:09:23.104 in front of each, so you won't know who's choosing what. 00:09:23.187 --> 00:09:24.313 Okay. This is gonna get good. 00:09:24.397 --> 00:09:26.983 Obviously, we're gonna have to each have our own set. 00:09:27.066 --> 00:09:29.652 Your own pair of scissors, your own paper. 00:09:29.735 --> 00:09:32.738 Each of those will have to have a bar or something attached to it 00:09:32.822 --> 00:09:35.491 that will fit into a sheath in the palm of the hand. 00:09:35.575 --> 00:09:37.910 That way, all the parts can be interchangeable. 00:09:37.994 --> 00:09:39.996 Are you two guys okay to make the scissors and rock? 00:09:40.079 --> 00:09:41.372 -Hell yeah. -All right. 00:09:41.455 --> 00:09:43.749 Jackman, you're good at building big things, 00:09:43.833 --> 00:09:47.670 so maybe we make the big roll of toilet paper out of foam rubber. 00:09:47.753 --> 00:09:51.007 Derek and I are gonna work on the mechanisms and the big hands. 00:09:51.090 --> 00:09:52.633 The difficult stuff, we'll do. 00:09:52.717 --> 00:09:54.885 What time do you need to get back to the maintenance job? 00:09:56.762 --> 00:10:00.266 We're good. Let's get out of here, get started, and get some materials. 00:10:00.349 --> 00:10:02.977 -Let's go. -Graz. Could you get my car washed? 00:10:05.730 --> 00:10:06.731 Very funny. 00:10:06.814 --> 00:10:09.150 What's your favorite part of Rock-paper-scissors? 00:10:09.233 --> 00:10:11.694 Maybe rock. It can smash everything. 00:10:39.221 --> 00:10:41.974 -What are you thinking here? -It's a fairly simple mechanism. 00:10:42.058 --> 00:10:45.978 We have a lever, and the big pivot that's going to carry the hand. 00:10:46.062 --> 00:10:48.564 -I can demonstrate my idea with a model. 00:10:48.648 --> 00:10:51.651 It's so much easier when you model things up to see how they work. 00:10:52.234 --> 00:10:56.030 Making a small-scale model is a very important part of my process. 00:10:56.113 --> 00:10:59.408 It helps me intimately understand how the mechanics will work. 00:10:59.492 --> 00:11:00.743 Looks like a llama. 00:11:00.826 --> 00:11:04.246 So I know exactly what to do when we scale up for the big build. 00:11:04.330 --> 00:11:05.539 It's gonna work so good. 00:11:09.460 --> 00:11:12.755 I'm gonna go over to the band saw and make the hand. 00:11:13.964 --> 00:11:17.301 Let me explain how this works because it's actually pretty simple. 00:11:17.385 --> 00:11:19.345 It's representational right now. 00:11:19.845 --> 00:11:21.514 The main mechanism is a system 00:11:21.597 --> 00:11:24.600 constructed of two levers that are connected to each other. 00:11:25.393 --> 00:11:28.562 Each arm on its own pivot point, called the fulcrum, 00:11:28.646 --> 00:11:32.233 will help to transfer the force from our hand, to the big, giant hand. 00:11:32.316 --> 00:11:35.444 I see the top of the hand, like, in this position right here. 00:11:35.528 --> 00:11:37.196 When we push the shorter lever, 00:11:37.279 --> 00:11:40.574 not only does it reduce the amount of force we need to move the big hand, 00:11:40.658 --> 00:11:45.621 but the long lever amplifies the movement to give it an even larger articulation. 00:11:45.705 --> 00:11:46.956 Look at that bicep. 00:11:47.039 --> 00:11:48.749 And just for funsies, 00:11:48.833 --> 00:11:51.502 I'm gonna add another pivot point to the bottom lever 00:11:51.585 --> 00:11:54.547 to give us some additional movement when the hand is thrown. 00:11:54.630 --> 00:11:56.924 Like I said, "Boink! Pretty simple." 00:11:57.883 --> 00:12:00.428 -I think it works well. -I really like the extra pivot. 00:12:00.511 --> 00:12:01.721 Rock-paper-scissors. 00:12:01.804 --> 00:12:03.556 Oooh, yah! 00:12:04.640 --> 00:12:05.766 Oooh, yah! 00:12:07.852 --> 00:12:10.187 Are you sure Rochambeau isn't French? 00:12:10.688 --> 00:12:13.149 You know what? I don't even know what a Rochambeau is. 00:12:13.232 --> 00:12:15.234 It's Rock-paper-scissors, but I-- 00:12:17.570 --> 00:12:19.822 I think I just Rochambeau'd in my shorts. 00:12:19.905 --> 00:12:21.991 All right. So we got some material. 00:12:22.074 --> 00:12:25.369 We got the paper. We got the canvas. We got some tape. 00:12:25.453 --> 00:12:27.621 -Let's make some rocks. -Let's do some rocks. 00:12:28.748 --> 00:12:32.126 The first step of rock-making is to crumple a bunch of paper around a 2x4, 00:12:32.209 --> 00:12:35.671 to create a rocky shape with a little bit of structure. 00:12:37.047 --> 00:12:38.758 -That's a good start. -Rip that. 00:12:41.177 --> 00:12:43.095 Let's tape this and kinda see where we're at. 00:12:43.179 --> 00:12:44.221 Hold on. 00:12:44.305 --> 00:12:46.307 Jimmy's got a lot of cool tools laying around, 00:12:46.390 --> 00:12:49.727 but sometimes you just wanna reach for the old school roll of tape. 00:12:50.311 --> 00:12:52.730 Tape is super easy 'cause you can just-- Agh! 00:12:52.813 --> 00:12:54.815 -I hate when that happens with the tape. -Yeah. 00:12:54.899 --> 00:12:56.692 There we go. All right. 00:12:56.776 --> 00:12:58.652 Like I was saying, tape is easy to-- 00:12:58.736 --> 00:13:00.905 Oh God, it's the worst. 00:13:00.988 --> 00:13:02.323 I got it. I got it. 00:13:07.244 --> 00:13:08.746 See? Super easy. 00:13:09.872 --> 00:13:15.044 Now that this is done, step two is to get some canvas. 00:13:15.127 --> 00:13:17.463 To attach this to this, what do you suggest? 00:13:17.546 --> 00:13:19.590 -Spray glue. 00:13:20.216 --> 00:13:21.926 All right. Let's start spraying. 00:13:22.009 --> 00:13:23.677 With just a little bit of spray glue… 00:13:24.678 --> 00:13:26.514 …we'll attach these strips of canvas 00:13:26.597 --> 00:13:28.808 around the rock to give it a rugged exterior. 00:13:28.891 --> 00:13:30.392 Oh, that looks like a rock. 00:13:30.476 --> 00:13:31.602 With each extra strip… 00:13:31.685 --> 00:13:32.728 Nice. 00:13:32.812 --> 00:13:34.605 …we're getting close to being done. 00:13:34.688 --> 00:13:36.398 All right. Let's get another strip. 00:13:36.482 --> 00:13:38.234 I can almost taste it. 00:13:38.317 --> 00:13:39.777 I actually can taste it. 00:13:41.695 --> 00:13:42.696 It's good. 00:13:42.780 --> 00:13:45.574 -It's not toxic at all. -Oh no, it's very toxic. 00:13:55.084 --> 00:13:58.128 What we're gonna do is we're gonna make a hand out of this-- 00:14:00.130 --> 00:14:02.800 -We're gonna cut individual fingers. -Okay. 00:14:02.883 --> 00:14:05.010 And we'll create a gesture in them 00:14:05.094 --> 00:14:07.137 that works for what we're doing here. 00:14:07.221 --> 00:14:08.931 We have our first knuckle. 00:14:09.431 --> 00:14:13.936 To make a complete hand, I'm gonna draw out all of the pieces of the hand. 00:14:14.019 --> 00:14:17.815 Fingertips, the palm, you get it. And then we're gonna cut them out. 00:14:17.898 --> 00:14:19.900 And then for the big, big finger… 00:14:19.984 --> 00:14:20.818 This finger. 00:14:20.901 --> 00:14:21.944 Whoa. 00:14:22.027 --> 00:14:24.238 We're gonna have to draw a big one for this one. 00:14:26.115 --> 00:14:28.117 Please. Family show. 00:14:28.200 --> 00:14:30.244 Grab that side. We'll go over to the band saw. 00:14:31.579 --> 00:14:35.708 Making the whole hand in little pieces is a lot easier and a lot safer. 00:14:35.791 --> 00:14:38.752 This way, if I have an accident, I can just replace that one part 00:14:38.836 --> 00:14:41.422 instead of ruining a big, giant chunk of foam. 00:14:42.006 --> 00:14:44.133 -What do you think? Good? -Yeah, that should work. 00:14:48.846 --> 00:14:51.307 Foam is the way to go, as far as materials go, 00:14:51.390 --> 00:14:55.769 because we can make the hands really big but still stay relatively light. 00:14:55.853 --> 00:14:57.813 That's a little foreshadowing for you. 00:15:00.858 --> 00:15:03.277 Stick around and find out if it is the case. 00:15:04.028 --> 00:15:07.364 Anyway, now that the fingers are cut, 00:15:07.448 --> 00:15:09.658 we're using spray-foam adhesive and screws 00:15:09.742 --> 00:15:11.869 to secure the fingers to the palm. 00:15:13.913 --> 00:15:14.788 Just kidding. 00:15:15.456 --> 00:15:18.459 The hands need a bit more smoothing and shaping, 00:15:18.542 --> 00:15:21.337 and Derek is opting for a fine sanding approach 00:15:21.420 --> 00:15:23.047 that will get the job done, 00:15:23.130 --> 00:15:25.758 but it's a little too slow for my taste. 00:15:25.841 --> 00:15:28.552 I prefer to take a quicker route. 00:15:44.026 --> 00:15:47.821 I've never done it before, but I feel like I'd make a good ice sculptor. 00:15:47.905 --> 00:15:50.324 I mean, come on. Look at these things. 00:16:06.382 --> 00:16:07.633 It's beautiful. 00:16:09.927 --> 00:16:11.136 So I got the crappy job. 00:16:11.220 --> 00:16:13.097 I get to make a giant roll of toilet paper. 00:16:13.180 --> 00:16:15.933 I gotta scale this up until it's three feet in diameter. 00:16:16.016 --> 00:16:18.310 To do that, I've got a couple of tube options here, 00:16:18.394 --> 00:16:21.981 some foam that's gonna wrap around that, and then plywood for structure. 00:16:22.064 --> 00:16:23.148 Let's get started. 00:16:23.232 --> 00:16:24.400 This may come as a surprise, 00:16:24.483 --> 00:16:27.987 but I've never made a giant roll of toilet paper before. 00:16:28.070 --> 00:16:30.489 So I'm gonna start with the basics. 00:16:30.572 --> 00:16:33.450 I'll start by cutting some perfect circles out of plywood. 00:16:33.534 --> 00:16:36.662 These will go on either side of the tube to provide structural support. 00:16:41.041 --> 00:16:43.127 The band saw makes cutting circles easy, 00:16:43.210 --> 00:16:45.671 and although I know my way around this particular tool, 00:16:45.754 --> 00:16:47.923 it's always nice to get a bit of coaching. 00:16:48.007 --> 00:16:49.341 Cut it from the waist. 00:16:50.426 --> 00:16:51.677 Use your whole body. 00:16:52.469 --> 00:16:55.097 That's it. Not the arms, the whole body. 00:16:55.848 --> 00:16:57.433 Whole body, Jackman, whole body. 00:17:04.690 --> 00:17:05.983 That's good, I guess. 00:17:13.866 --> 00:17:16.994 This is chicken wire that I'm wrapping this giant roll of toilet paper in. 00:17:17.077 --> 00:17:19.079 This is gonna be the outside skin. 00:17:19.163 --> 00:17:21.373 On top of it we're gonna do some quilted fabric. 00:17:28.130 --> 00:17:30.382 So the fabric part of the rolls is all done. 00:17:30.466 --> 00:17:31.800 The next step is the ends. 00:17:31.884 --> 00:17:34.261 I'm gonna use this to spiral around the sonotube 00:17:34.344 --> 00:17:37.014 and that's gonna mimic the end of a toilet paper roll. 00:17:47.149 --> 00:17:48.650 -Hey, Jimmy. -Yeah? 00:17:48.734 --> 00:17:50.152 Toilet paper's all done. 00:17:50.235 --> 00:17:52.821 It looks great. Looks just like a real roll of toilet paper. 00:17:52.905 --> 00:17:55.991 That's really nice. You got the double-ply quilted. It looks good. 00:17:56.075 --> 00:17:57.242 It's the good stuff. 00:18:00.454 --> 00:18:03.957 These rocks really did come out pretty awesome. 00:18:04.666 --> 00:18:05.959 Dude, they look real. 00:18:06.043 --> 00:18:08.045 With the rocks all painted in plaster… 00:18:08.128 --> 00:18:09.713 Oh, this is coming out killer. 00:18:09.797 --> 00:18:12.883 …we might as well move on to the scissors while the plaster dries and hardens. 00:18:19.765 --> 00:18:20.808 Scissor. 00:18:20.891 --> 00:18:23.018 -Half of a scissor. -Half a scissor. 00:18:25.646 --> 00:18:29.233 All right. So here's the template we cut on the band saw. 00:18:29.316 --> 00:18:31.527 -Yeah. -So now it's plasma cutting. 00:18:31.610 --> 00:18:33.112 We're going to use this template 00:18:33.195 --> 00:18:37.032 to run the plasma gun around the entire outline, 00:18:37.116 --> 00:18:38.909 and then we cut another one. 00:18:40.244 --> 00:18:43.580 And once we have that, we'll actually have a scissor mechanism. 00:18:44.998 --> 00:18:46.667 -All right. -Let's go. 00:18:55.092 --> 00:18:57.719 When the compressed air in the plasma gun makes contact 00:18:57.803 --> 00:18:59.638 with the electrode, it ionizes. 00:18:59.721 --> 00:19:01.682 -You having fun? -Oh yeah! 00:19:01.765 --> 00:19:03.976 Resulting in a stream of pure plasma. 00:19:04.059 --> 00:19:05.477 Pure plasma. 00:19:05.561 --> 00:19:09.356 This is hot enough to cut through any material, including this steel. 00:19:09.439 --> 00:19:11.775 Including this steel. 00:19:12.526 --> 00:19:15.404 I love the smell of burning forearm hair in the afternoon. 00:19:20.993 --> 00:19:22.244 Nice. 00:19:25.372 --> 00:19:28.208 And there we have it. We have a half a scissor. 00:19:28.292 --> 00:19:32.171 All right. We got this one done. Three more to go. Let's start cutting. 00:19:34.798 --> 00:19:35.757 Ha! 00:19:38.510 --> 00:19:39.511 Ha! 00:19:43.182 --> 00:19:46.018 All right. What you're looking at here is my CNC machine. 00:19:46.101 --> 00:19:49.938 We're gonna make the mechanism for the Rock-paper-scissor game. 00:19:50.022 --> 00:19:51.315 I arrived at these shapes 00:19:51.398 --> 00:19:54.401 by taking a photograph of the original model that I made, 00:19:55.277 --> 00:19:58.155 bringing it into the computer, scaling it up to full-size, 00:19:58.238 --> 00:20:00.407 and that's how I arrived at all these parts. 00:20:00.490 --> 00:20:03.911 And we're gonna cut all the parts that make up that mechanism out of plywood. 00:20:06.413 --> 00:20:08.290 It's kinda like sending something to a printer. 00:20:08.373 --> 00:20:10.959 You just put a piece of plywood in, hit start, 00:20:11.043 --> 00:20:13.462 and it does the same shape over and over. 00:20:19.134 --> 00:20:21.511 Attention, Jimmy. Children calling. 00:20:22.012 --> 00:20:23.263 Attention, Jimmy. 00:20:23.347 --> 00:20:25.349 Time to talk to the kids again. 00:20:25.891 --> 00:20:26.767 Oh hey, guys. 00:20:26.850 --> 00:20:28.727 -Hey, Jimmy. -You're still alive. 00:20:28.810 --> 00:20:32.356 -We wanna see how the build is going! -Not allowed to show youanything. 00:20:32.439 --> 00:20:34.274 We can see the big, giant hand! 00:20:34.358 --> 00:20:37.653 -That's right. -That guy is trying to hide from us. 00:20:37.736 --> 00:20:39.071 Who's trying to hide something? 00:20:39.154 --> 00:20:41.657 We got a lot of work to do. What's going on? What you doing here? 00:20:41.740 --> 00:20:45.452 We want to add something a little more exciting. 00:20:45.535 --> 00:20:46.870 Oh no. What do you have? 00:20:47.537 --> 00:20:48.956 Jimmy knows the drill. 00:20:50.707 --> 00:20:53.460 So we want the loser to be punished. 00:20:53.543 --> 00:20:55.045 We want a contraption. 00:20:55.128 --> 00:21:01.093 We want you to dump spoiled, chocolate ice-cream on the loser. 00:21:01.176 --> 00:21:02.261 What? 00:21:02.344 --> 00:21:06.682 And then put some pickles, some cauliflower, and some throw-up. 00:21:08.475 --> 00:21:10.894 It's a good thing we saved that bucket of throw-up. 00:21:10.978 --> 00:21:13.230 What the hell are you talking about? 00:21:13.313 --> 00:21:14.481 Yeah, so once you lose, 00:21:14.564 --> 00:21:18.193 you have to sit down on the contraption, and it pours on you. 00:21:18.277 --> 00:21:22.197 You know you guys are sick in the head? 00:21:22.281 --> 00:21:24.700 -Not as sick as you! -Ooh! 00:21:25.325 --> 00:21:29.579 -Ooh! 00:21:29.663 --> 00:21:31.081 You better get to work. 00:21:31.164 --> 00:21:34.876 You better get to work because we want it on the spot, people! 00:21:34.960 --> 00:21:36.086 We really mean it! 00:21:36.169 --> 00:21:39.006 You don't tell me when we're done. I tell you when we're done. 00:21:39.089 --> 00:21:40.549 -We're done. -Bye. 00:21:40.632 --> 00:21:42.718 Thanks for coming by. It was good seeing you. 00:21:42.801 --> 00:21:44.261 -See you later. -See you! 00:21:44.344 --> 00:21:45.971 Whew! Man! 00:21:46.054 --> 00:21:49.016 We should have it shoot tranquilizers and shoot those two kids. 00:21:50.017 --> 00:21:50.851 It's crazy. 00:21:50.934 --> 00:21:55.147 -We gotta make another mechanism. -To dump all sour stuff on ourselves? 00:21:55.230 --> 00:21:57.107 Hey, it does add a sense of competition. 00:21:57.190 --> 00:21:58.775 It ups the stakes. 00:21:59.568 --> 00:22:01.611 That means we need to pick teams, huh? 00:22:01.695 --> 00:22:03.572 I'm the referee. It's amongst you four. 00:22:03.655 --> 00:22:05.449 I was working with you all day. 00:22:05.532 --> 00:22:07.993 I guess it makes sense if I'm teaming up with you. 00:22:08.076 --> 00:22:09.077 -Yeah? -Yeah. 00:22:09.161 --> 00:22:12.622 Team chosen here. By default, it's you two against you two. 00:22:12.706 --> 00:22:13.915 -Wait. What? -Too slow. 00:22:15.167 --> 00:22:17.252 So it looks like it's me and Pat versus you two clowns. 00:22:17.336 --> 00:22:18.462 I'm not scared. 00:22:18.545 --> 00:22:20.881 I'm busy with the original contraption of throwing the fist. 00:22:20.964 --> 00:22:23.216 Jackman, you wanna handle the vomit contraption? 00:22:23.300 --> 00:22:26.178 -I can do that. -Everybody else back to work. 00:22:30.223 --> 00:22:34.144 Just look at the way it goes down, rock beats scissors. Right? 00:22:34.227 --> 00:22:35.062 Of course. 00:22:35.812 --> 00:22:38.190 -But then paper beats rock? -Right. 00:22:39.900 --> 00:22:40.984 I'm not buying it. 00:22:41.068 --> 00:22:43.820 -It's a metaphor. -Yeah, but it's stupid. 00:22:44.321 --> 00:22:48.867 If you seen paper and rock, which one would you think is tougher? 00:22:48.950 --> 00:22:50.577 Rock is definitely tougher, 00:22:50.660 --> 00:22:53.789 but for the rules of the game, you got to go with paper covers. 00:22:53.872 --> 00:22:56.124 Otherwise, you choose rock every single time. 00:22:56.750 --> 00:22:57.584 Win every time. 00:23:03.632 --> 00:23:06.218 Once you got them smooth, throw a coat of paint on. 00:23:06.301 --> 00:23:07.677 I have an idea. 00:23:07.761 --> 00:23:10.931 -What color? -I wanna cover them with chips of wood. 00:23:11.014 --> 00:23:12.140 Huh. 00:23:12.224 --> 00:23:14.226 A normal person might look at these hands, 00:23:14.309 --> 00:23:16.520 slap a coat of paint on them, call it a day. 00:23:16.603 --> 00:23:18.313 Sometimes I wish I could do that 00:23:18.397 --> 00:23:21.817 because believe me, I have better things to do than make stuff for brats. 00:23:21.900 --> 00:23:24.945 But now that we've taken it this far, I just can't phone it in. 00:23:25.028 --> 00:23:27.447 -Okay. Check it out. -Oh. Show me. 00:23:27.531 --> 00:23:30.659 These are the tiles we're gonna glue on the face of this Styrofoam. 00:23:30.742 --> 00:23:33.245 -You're kidding. -Is this my kidding face? 00:23:33.995 --> 00:23:35.789 That's your everyday face. 00:23:35.872 --> 00:23:38.750 Am I 99% sure these kids won't even care? 00:23:38.834 --> 00:23:40.043 Absolutely. 00:23:40.127 --> 00:23:43.880 But either way, an easy coat of paint just ain't gonna cut it. 00:23:43.964 --> 00:23:48.051 Why is it always the easy way, and then your way? 00:23:48.635 --> 00:23:49.553 It's for the kids. 00:23:51.054 --> 00:23:54.433 You have a heart, man. It's small, but it's in there. 00:23:54.516 --> 00:23:58.311 -Is this where the montage begins? -Roll the montage! 00:23:59.104 --> 00:24:02.607 To serve as our adhesive, we mixed up some auto body filler. 00:24:03.900 --> 00:24:05.026 That'll be good. 00:24:05.652 --> 00:24:08.989 We're using it here because it's a strong adhesive that cures quickly. 00:24:09.072 --> 00:24:12.701 We have a lot of fastening to do before these hands are ready to throwdown. 00:24:27.048 --> 00:24:28.258 All right. So… 00:24:28.341 --> 00:24:31.052 So now we need to make those handles more beefy. 00:24:31.136 --> 00:24:34.473 -Yep. Nice, nice. -And we have some tubing here. 00:24:34.556 --> 00:24:38.685 The first thing to do is to put it there. 00:24:38.768 --> 00:24:40.937 So once we get the inside and outside, 00:24:41.021 --> 00:24:44.774 we're gonna do a simple wrap here. We'll probably use some spray adhesive. 00:24:44.858 --> 00:24:46.067 -Sounds like a plan. -Cool. 00:24:46.985 --> 00:24:49.446 With rubber tubing, to give it some extra volume… 00:24:49.529 --> 00:24:50.906 -It's strong. -Yeah. 00:24:50.989 --> 00:24:53.116 …we'll wrap this leather around the handles 00:24:53.200 --> 00:24:54.826 of each half of the scissors. 00:24:54.910 --> 00:24:56.536 All right. Ready? Send it. 00:24:58.330 --> 00:25:01.458 Add a single bolt in the middle, and there you have it. 00:25:01.541 --> 00:25:04.503 -Et voila! -Let's see if these make the cut. 00:25:04.586 --> 00:25:05.670 Give it a shot. 00:25:05.754 --> 00:25:07.214 Just like that joke did. 00:25:12.886 --> 00:25:15.180 -That's perfect. -That's so ridiculous. 00:25:16.932 --> 00:25:19.351 Meet the Mega-5000 Super Scissors 00:25:19.434 --> 00:25:21.895 you didn't even know you needed! 00:25:21.978 --> 00:25:24.064 Ooh! 00:25:24.147 --> 00:25:25.732 They cut paper! 00:25:28.652 --> 00:25:30.487 They slice paper! 00:25:33.365 --> 00:25:36.076 Standard 8.5x11 printer paper? 00:25:36.159 --> 00:25:39.037 -No problem! 00:25:39.120 --> 00:25:40.956 Try to lift them alone? 00:25:41.039 --> 00:25:42.415 No way. 00:25:42.499 --> 00:25:43.625 Big mistake! 00:25:43.708 --> 00:25:44.626 Oh my… 00:25:44.709 --> 00:25:47.003 -It weighs a ton. -It does weigh a lot. 00:25:47.087 --> 00:25:51.007 They're Mega-5000 huge! 00:25:51.091 --> 00:25:52.759 -Yeah. Let's go show it to Jimmy. 00:25:52.842 --> 00:25:55.845 They're Mega-5000 Super Scissors! 00:25:55.929 --> 00:25:58.765 Order now and get a free ream of 8.5x11 printer paper. 00:26:03.812 --> 00:26:06.606 -Hey. Oh my God. Look at that. -Oh, bam! 00:26:06.690 --> 00:26:09.109 -Wow. -How do you like these scissors? 00:26:10.443 --> 00:26:11.361 How's that? 00:26:11.444 --> 00:26:14.114 -It looks pretty good. -Thank you. Thank you. 00:26:14.197 --> 00:26:17.158 -How heavy is it? -I'd say 50 pounds, maybe. 00:26:17.242 --> 00:26:18.535 Here. You wanna try? 00:26:21.830 --> 00:26:23.123 Oh jeez. 00:26:23.206 --> 00:26:25.584 -They're heavy. -I don't know how this is gonna work. 00:26:25.667 --> 00:26:26.793 -Say what? -Nothing. 00:26:26.876 --> 00:26:28.962 The mechanism for the hand is now assembled, 00:26:29.045 --> 00:26:32.007 but I'm getting worried about how much weight it could hold. 00:26:32.090 --> 00:26:35.594 To test it, we're gonna loosely add the hand 00:26:35.677 --> 00:26:37.220 to see how the lever performs… 00:26:37.304 --> 00:26:38.555 -Watch out! -Oh my God. 00:26:38.638 --> 00:26:40.056 …with some added weight. 00:26:40.849 --> 00:26:42.350 Easy, easy. 00:26:42.434 --> 00:26:43.893 Last thing I ever see. 00:26:43.977 --> 00:26:46.688 Big stupid hand made out of wood chips. Whose idea was that? 00:26:50.150 --> 00:26:51.776 -Looks good. -How's my hair? 00:26:51.860 --> 00:26:53.987 Let it go. Let me try pulling it back. 00:26:54.070 --> 00:26:55.822 No. You can't. 00:26:55.905 --> 00:26:56.990 Okay. You can. 00:26:58.199 --> 00:27:01.202 That's a lot. Gonna need some kind of support, help. 00:27:01.286 --> 00:27:04.164 -If we had the bands on it… -Yeah. We need some big bands. 00:27:04.247 --> 00:27:05.540 Anything could help. 00:27:05.624 --> 00:27:07.459 -You guys see the original model? -Yeah. 00:27:07.542 --> 00:27:09.252 How the weight comes back up. 00:27:10.086 --> 00:27:12.756 We need something that acts like this rubber band. 00:27:12.839 --> 00:27:15.300 I have a roll of exercise rubber. 00:27:16.092 --> 00:27:17.218 I think it would work. 00:27:17.886 --> 00:27:20.972 This exercise rubber, also known as resistance bands, 00:27:21.056 --> 00:27:23.099 has a very high tensile strength. 00:27:23.183 --> 00:27:26.186 That means it can stretch very far without breaking. 00:27:26.269 --> 00:27:28.188 Even under a lot of pressure. 00:27:28.271 --> 00:27:30.190 Let's just try this quickly as a test. 00:27:30.273 --> 00:27:32.359 This is only a test. 00:27:32.442 --> 00:27:36.946 Once it's stretched, the tension should help ease the weight on the lever. 00:27:37.030 --> 00:27:39.407 See what happens when you go down, come back up. 00:27:39.949 --> 00:27:41.451 Watch your face, Jackman. 00:27:45.372 --> 00:27:47.207 Yeah. That's doing absolutely… 00:27:49.334 --> 00:27:50.293 nothing. 00:27:51.044 --> 00:27:54.422 -So we just need more. -Thirty more of those would be good. 00:27:54.506 --> 00:27:55.632 Maybe. 00:27:56.383 --> 00:27:59.260 We'll come up with something, but we know the concept works. 00:27:59.344 --> 00:28:00.178 Perfect. 00:28:02.389 --> 00:28:04.224 I'm working on the punishment mechanism here. 00:28:04.307 --> 00:28:08.061 Concept is basically an A-frame with a seat that the loser's gonna sit on. 00:28:08.144 --> 00:28:11.856 As long as we don't end up on that bench, I don't care how it works, dude. 00:28:11.940 --> 00:28:15.068 The frame is built, but we need a slop dump system. 00:28:15.151 --> 00:28:15.985 Slop it! 00:28:16.069 --> 00:28:19.406 So I'm rigging this platform with two quick-release pins. 00:28:19.489 --> 00:28:20.407 And dump it. 00:28:20.490 --> 00:28:23.743 Then, I'm cutting down these trash cans and attaching them to the top. 00:28:23.827 --> 00:28:25.870 Kind of garbage project, if you ask me. 00:28:25.954 --> 00:28:29.916 It will soon be filled to the brim with gross, spoiled food, 00:28:29.999 --> 00:28:33.169 like melted chocolate ice-cream, hot sauce, cauliflower, 00:28:33.253 --> 00:28:35.797 basically all the stuff Derek hides in his beard. 00:28:35.880 --> 00:28:37.757 -You like cauliflower? -Not on my head. 00:28:37.841 --> 00:28:41.636 Slop it! Dump it! Dump it! Slop it! Slop it! Dump it! Dump it! 00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:44.556 Slop it! Slop it! Dump it! Dump it! 00:28:44.639 --> 00:28:46.057 You finished over there? 00:28:46.141 --> 00:28:48.101 Slop it! Slop it! Slop it! 00:28:48.184 --> 00:28:50.937 Almost. Hey, come over here. See how it works. 00:28:51.020 --> 00:28:54.441 -You wanna pull the trigger? -Wow. Nice job. 00:28:55.191 --> 00:28:57.986 Let's try it for real. Got anything we could dump in there? 00:28:58.069 --> 00:29:01.698 Is it three, two, one and then we do it, or is it on one? 00:29:01.781 --> 00:29:03.825 Three, two, on one, yank it. 00:29:04.451 --> 00:29:06.953 Three, two, one! 00:29:08.538 --> 00:29:10.165 -Oh yeah. -It's pretty good. 00:29:10.248 --> 00:29:12.751 -This melted chocolate will do this. -Yeah. 00:29:12.834 --> 00:29:14.252 Plop, plop, plop. 00:29:14.335 --> 00:29:16.838 -Graz, grab a broom. Get over here. -Janitor! 00:29:18.757 --> 00:29:21.551 -What am I doing? -We tested it with the sweeping compound. 00:29:21.634 --> 00:29:24.053 -It actually worked! -I feel bad for whoever loses. 00:29:24.137 --> 00:29:25.972 You figure out your weight issue with the hands? 00:29:26.055 --> 00:29:27.474 -Problems? -Problems. 00:29:27.557 --> 00:29:30.769 I did. I added some springs, which will help counteract the weight. 00:29:30.852 --> 00:29:32.020 Problem solved! 00:29:35.523 --> 00:29:37.817 -You see this big, heavy spring? -Yeah. 00:29:37.901 --> 00:29:41.154 That would be for a garage door. Then we have this little one under here. 00:29:41.237 --> 00:29:43.281 It's holding the weight of the hand. For now. 00:29:44.073 --> 00:29:46.034 -That's so much better. -Yeah. 00:29:46.117 --> 00:29:48.578 Let me explain why this thing is working now. 00:29:48.661 --> 00:29:51.581 Springs store potential energy when coiled. 00:29:52.540 --> 00:29:56.085 As the coil expands, the tension creates kinetic energy, 00:29:56.169 --> 00:29:58.963 which helps return the spring and the heavy hand 00:29:59.047 --> 00:30:00.757 to its original position. 00:30:00.840 --> 00:30:03.009 Is the weight of the scissors, is that-- 00:30:03.092 --> 00:30:05.386 I think it's definitely doable. 00:30:05.512 --> 00:30:08.723 It's doable. We gotta button these up, get these finished. 00:30:08.807 --> 00:30:10.558 We gotta get them ready for Chris and Malia. 00:30:10.642 --> 00:30:11.893 All right. Let's do it. 00:30:11.976 --> 00:30:13.978 -Let's go. -Okay. Need a hand? 00:30:14.062 --> 00:30:16.064 -I do. -You have a giant one here. 00:30:16.147 --> 00:30:19.317 -I got it! I got it! -There we go! 00:30:19.400 --> 00:30:22.529 We've got a lot of work to do to get this contraption up and running. 00:30:23.321 --> 00:30:25.406 Jackman is painting the chair of torture. 00:30:25.490 --> 00:30:28.159 -It's beautiful. -Derek is painting one hand blue. 00:30:28.243 --> 00:30:30.453 This is gonna have drips all over it. 00:30:30.537 --> 00:30:32.997 Just rub it in the cracks. It's gonna look good once it dries. 00:30:33.081 --> 00:30:34.541 And I'm, uh… 00:30:34.624 --> 00:30:36.960 I'll let you take one guess at what I'm doing. 00:30:37.544 --> 00:30:40.421 Not painting. I'm doing voice-overs. Can't you tell? 00:30:41.714 --> 00:30:43.299 You guys wanted a TV show. 00:30:44.175 --> 00:30:45.426 This is the punishment. 00:30:45.510 --> 00:30:47.846 And now that we've exercised our inner Picasso, 00:30:47.929 --> 00:30:51.266 we can attach these giant mitts to the throwing machine. 00:30:54.185 --> 00:30:55.728 Looks like a monster's hand. 00:30:55.812 --> 00:30:57.397 It does. It looks good. 00:31:04.571 --> 00:31:06.781 If this doesn't do it, I don't know what will. 00:31:06.865 --> 00:31:09.117 Hopefully those nitwits don't kill each other. 00:31:09.200 --> 00:31:12.829 No. I think they're still gonna kill each other, but they look great. 00:31:12.912 --> 00:31:15.582 -They look like rock, paper, and scissors. -They do. 00:31:15.665 --> 00:31:16.875 They're pretty cool. 00:31:16.958 --> 00:31:19.294 -Let's call it a night. -Good night. 00:31:19.961 --> 00:31:20.920 Well done. 00:31:26.301 --> 00:31:27.760 -Hey, Graz. -Graz. 00:31:28.344 --> 00:31:30.722 Doesn't the janitor usually stay behind? 00:31:43.484 --> 00:31:45.486 Jackman, is the punishment device ready to go? 00:31:45.570 --> 00:31:47.113 It's all ready for these guys. 00:31:47.196 --> 00:31:48.156 -What? -What? 00:31:48.239 --> 00:31:50.742 Yeah. I made it sized just for you guys to sit down in the seat... 00:31:50.825 --> 00:31:53.995 That's gonna be unfortunate because it's gonna * to sit on when you guys lose. 00:31:54.078 --> 00:31:57.540 Let's be real. When Chris and Malia pop up on-screen, we're all gonna be losers. 00:31:57.624 --> 00:31:59.167 -Great. -Ready, Derek? 00:31:59.250 --> 00:32:01.002 -Ready? -Yeah. 00:32:01.586 --> 00:32:03.922 Man the doors. Let's get Chris and Malia here. 00:32:04.505 --> 00:32:07.842 Time to show them what Rock, Paper, Scissors on steroids looks like. 00:32:07.926 --> 00:32:09.385 -Chris and Malia. 00:32:09.469 --> 00:32:10.303 Yep. 00:32:10.386 --> 00:32:12.055 -How are you guys? -Good. 00:32:12.138 --> 00:32:14.599 -You guys are as excited to be here as me! 00:32:14.682 --> 00:32:16.517 Do you remember what you asked for? 00:32:16.601 --> 00:32:20.688 I wanted a Rock-paper-scissor machine! 00:32:20.772 --> 00:32:22.899 Tell me a little bit more about what you expect to see. 00:32:22.982 --> 00:32:25.693 I expect to see something big and something good. 00:32:25.777 --> 00:32:28.071 I think we checked one of those boxes. 00:32:28.154 --> 00:32:29.530 Yeah. That's what's up! 00:32:29.614 --> 00:32:31.532 -What else did you want? -A punishment. 00:32:31.616 --> 00:32:34.535 -A punishment. -Spoiled chocolate ice-cream. 00:32:35.787 --> 00:32:38.581 -Pickles, cauliflower, throw-up! 00:32:40.750 --> 00:32:42.585 Just adorable, aren't they? 00:32:42.669 --> 00:32:45.129 We want to know what's behind that door! 00:32:45.213 --> 00:32:48.257 -You guys ready to see this? 00:32:48.341 --> 00:32:50.426 That's the enthusiasm I'm looking for. 00:32:50.510 --> 00:32:51.636 Yes. 00:32:51.719 --> 00:32:52.887 Are you ready to see this? 00:32:52.971 --> 00:32:54.806 Show it to me! 00:32:54.889 --> 00:32:56.975 All right, guys. You heard it! Hit it! 00:33:04.649 --> 00:33:06.567 What? 00:33:07.902 --> 00:33:09.696 Why is there smoke everywhere? 00:33:09.779 --> 00:33:11.489 They just legalized it. 00:33:12.573 --> 00:33:14.367 Oh my God! 00:33:20.540 --> 00:33:21.374 Cool! 00:33:21.457 --> 00:33:24.293 First, you can see the beautiful hands that me and Derek made. 00:33:24.377 --> 00:33:28.339 We went with a beautiful artisanal tile design, mosaic style, 00:33:28.423 --> 00:33:31.968 covering the foam with beautifully sliced wood. 00:33:32.051 --> 00:33:35.054 We have a blue hand versus the red hand. 00:33:35.138 --> 00:33:37.890 Those hands sit on top of a giant throwing machine, 00:33:37.974 --> 00:33:41.561 and when we push the lever, the hands throw into the ring. 00:33:41.644 --> 00:33:42.812 Then we know who won. 00:33:42.895 --> 00:33:45.648 Moving on. Let's show you the beautifully crafted rock 00:33:45.732 --> 00:33:47.358 made by Graz, Pat. 00:33:47.442 --> 00:33:51.112 First, I just wanna say the rock is probably the coolest out of the three. 00:33:51.195 --> 00:33:52.280 Everyone loves rocks. 00:33:52.363 --> 00:33:53.823 Rocks are dumb. 00:33:53.906 --> 00:33:55.783 Is it too late to "next" these kids? 00:33:57.702 --> 00:33:59.912 For the rock, we crumpled up a bunch of paper, 00:33:59.996 --> 00:34:01.914 surrounded it with canvas, painted it, 00:34:01.998 --> 00:34:05.626 and then it looks like a big, giant rock as big as a rock. 00:34:05.710 --> 00:34:06.919 That's a 1:1 scale. 00:34:07.003 --> 00:34:08.921 -Really? -Dead on. I'm surprised too. 00:34:09.005 --> 00:34:10.381 That guy loves rocks, huh? 00:34:10.465 --> 00:34:12.300 Next up, we have the paper. 00:34:12.383 --> 00:34:16.054 It's just a big sonotube wrapped in rope and canvas and foam. 00:34:16.137 --> 00:34:19.057 Feels like toilet paper. What's more fun than a giant roll of toilet paper? 00:34:19.140 --> 00:34:23.019 Next up, we have the scissors made, again, by Pat and Graz. 00:34:23.102 --> 00:34:26.606 Fun fact. They weigh about 1,000 pounds, and they're gonna destroy the set. 00:34:26.689 --> 00:34:29.442 Why did you have to make the scissors so heavy, Graz? 00:34:40.078 --> 00:34:42.371 I was just gonna say that, Pat. That was good. 00:34:42.455 --> 00:34:44.165 What about the torture machine? 00:34:44.248 --> 00:34:46.709 The torture machine is right up on the grass, 00:34:46.793 --> 00:34:48.419 waiting to humiliate the losers. 00:34:48.503 --> 00:34:50.463 You wanna see this thing in action? 00:34:50.546 --> 00:34:52.090 We're so ready! 00:34:52.173 --> 00:34:54.133 All right, you heard 'em. It's game time. 00:35:04.060 --> 00:35:07.855 Chris and Malia, welcome to the dumbest fight of the century. 00:35:07.939 --> 00:35:11.734 We're ready to see the dumbest of the dumbest thing in history. 00:35:11.818 --> 00:35:13.402 -Perfect! It's not dumb. 00:35:13.986 --> 00:35:15.530 In the red corner, 00:35:15.613 --> 00:35:18.366 weighing in at a combined weight of one and a half people, 00:35:18.449 --> 00:35:20.660 is Canadian "Crazy Eyes" Pat 00:35:20.743 --> 00:35:24.789 and John "Enough With the Short Jokes" Graziano. 00:35:24.872 --> 00:35:28.709 In our blue corner, weighing more than they want to admit, 00:35:28.793 --> 00:35:31.504 Derek "Nothing Beats Rock" Malden 00:35:31.587 --> 00:35:33.422 and Paul "Two Ply" Jackman. 00:35:33.506 --> 00:35:35.383 Yeah, I don't know what that means but okay. 00:35:35.466 --> 00:35:38.970 The best two out of three wins 00:35:39.053 --> 00:35:42.390 and avoid the chair of torture. 00:35:44.308 --> 00:35:45.143 Yes! 00:35:45.768 --> 00:35:47.603 Gentlemen, I expect a fair fight, 00:35:47.687 --> 00:35:50.731 and I expect two of you to be fully humiliated. 00:35:50.815 --> 00:35:52.567 -Yeah! -Let's throw down, guys! 00:35:52.650 --> 00:35:54.819 Let's throw down! 00:35:54.902 --> 00:35:56.154 -Let's do this! 00:35:56.237 --> 00:36:00.366 The teams will now enter their respective corners in a very cool way. 00:36:00.449 --> 00:36:01.284 Oh! 00:36:01.784 --> 00:36:03.786 As well as a very uncool way, apparently. 00:36:04.871 --> 00:36:06.622 Gentlemen, choose your weapons! 00:36:06.706 --> 00:36:07.999 Let's do rock. 00:36:08.082 --> 00:36:11.752 Remember how earlier you told everybody that you throw rock every time? 00:36:11.836 --> 00:36:13.171 That's why they won't expect it. 00:36:13.254 --> 00:36:15.840 Derek's gonna be trying to get Jackman to throw rock every time, 00:36:15.923 --> 00:36:18.342 but I bet you Jackman's gonna throw something else like paper. 00:36:18.426 --> 00:36:19.760 -I'm going rock. -No. 00:36:19.844 --> 00:36:22.096 -Scissors. Feeling good? -Yeah. Sure. 00:36:23.306 --> 00:36:25.349 -No. -Okay, gentlemen, are you ready? 00:36:25.433 --> 00:36:26.392 -Yeah! -Yes! 00:36:26.893 --> 00:36:29.854 One, two, three, shoot! 00:36:30.354 --> 00:36:34.275 Whoa! Blue team is the winner of round one! 00:36:34.358 --> 00:36:35.776 -They throw rock? -Yeah. 00:36:35.860 --> 00:36:36.944 Blue team one! 00:36:37.028 --> 00:36:39.238 -Come on! -Red team zero! 00:36:39.322 --> 00:36:41.032 Yes! Losers! 00:36:41.115 --> 00:36:43.618 Yeah. Could you guys help me? 00:36:43.701 --> 00:36:45.411 -Oh! 00:36:45.494 --> 00:36:47.830 Graz! I told you the scissors were gonna be too heavy! 00:36:47.914 --> 00:36:49.373 Make a bigger handle! 00:36:49.457 --> 00:36:50.708 -You guys need help? -No. 00:36:50.791 --> 00:36:52.168 -I got it. -Losers. 00:36:52.251 --> 00:36:54.378 -I got it. -Who do you think will win the next round? 00:36:54.462 --> 00:36:56.923 Where's your money? -My money's on blue, dawg. 00:36:57.006 --> 00:36:58.174 My money's on blue. 00:36:58.257 --> 00:37:00.343 Rock wins every time. 00:37:00.426 --> 00:37:01.427 I say we do rock. 00:37:01.510 --> 00:37:04.430 Okay. But, I mean, I have a preference for the scissors. 00:37:04.513 --> 00:37:07.058 Now they're gonna think that I'm not gonna throw it 00:37:07.141 --> 00:37:08.809 because I was baiting them. 00:37:08.893 --> 00:37:11.062 -I don't think they're that smart. -They're not. 00:37:11.145 --> 00:37:13.231 Screw putting anything else up. It's too heavy. 00:37:13.314 --> 00:37:15.149 -We'll just leave it up. Yeah. -Yeah. 00:37:15.233 --> 00:37:18.069 Told you rock every time. You insist on paper. 00:37:18.152 --> 00:37:19.654 Gentlemen, are you ready? 00:37:19.737 --> 00:37:20.655 Yes! 00:37:20.738 --> 00:37:21.614 Let's go! 00:37:21.697 --> 00:37:25.368 One, a-two, a-three, shoot! 00:37:26.035 --> 00:37:27.536 Whoa! 00:37:27.620 --> 00:37:29.664 -Did we win? -The red team has won. 00:37:29.747 --> 00:37:31.165 Yes! 00:37:31.249 --> 00:37:33.084 No way they'd throw scissors again. 00:37:33.167 --> 00:37:35.086 Blue team, one. Red team, one! 00:37:35.169 --> 00:37:37.588 Booyah! Booyah! 00:37:37.672 --> 00:37:40.424 Booyah! 00:37:40.508 --> 00:37:41.467 Come back here. 00:37:41.550 --> 00:37:44.804 The next point is the winner and avoids the chair of pain. 00:37:44.887 --> 00:37:46.472 -We're gonna win! -Yeah. 00:37:46.555 --> 00:37:49.392 -We're gonna win! -We're gonna win! 00:37:49.475 --> 00:37:52.061 The loser of this round will sit in the chair of torture. 00:37:52.144 --> 00:37:54.480 And will get pickles, melted ice cream, 00:37:54.563 --> 00:37:57.483 cauliflower, hot sauce poured into their eyes and their mouth! 00:37:57.566 --> 00:37:59.026 -Oh God! 00:37:59.110 --> 00:38:01.112 -Are your machines set? -Let's do this! 00:38:01.195 --> 00:38:03.739 -On one, on two, on three… -Yes! 00:38:05.825 --> 00:38:06.826 Shoot! 00:38:13.416 --> 00:38:14.500 Oh God! 00:38:15.126 --> 00:38:16.585 -Did we win? -No. They drew rock! 00:38:16.669 --> 00:38:19.463 -Rock beats scissors for the win! -Oh! 00:38:19.547 --> 00:38:22.758 Gentlemen, you must sit in the chair of disappointment. 00:38:22.842 --> 00:38:24.844 -What is it called? 00:38:24.927 --> 00:38:26.053 Chair of torture. 00:38:26.137 --> 00:38:28.097 Chair of disappointment. 00:38:28.180 --> 00:38:30.558 -Graz and Pat, you know the rules. 00:38:30.641 --> 00:38:33.978 It's time to go to the chair of pain, torture. 00:38:34.061 --> 00:38:35.396 Can't remember it, no matter what. 00:38:35.479 --> 00:38:37.440 -He's already gagging. -Rules are rules. 00:38:46.782 --> 00:38:47.742 Do you want some, Pat? 00:38:50.745 --> 00:38:52.163 That gross enough for you? 00:38:52.246 --> 00:38:53.956 -Let's just get this over with. 00:38:54.040 --> 00:38:55.458 -Dead men walking. -Yeah. 00:38:55.541 --> 00:38:57.877 -Take a seat. Get comfy. -Get comfortable. 00:38:57.960 --> 00:39:00.838 -It hurts us more than it's hurting you. -Hold hands. 00:39:00.921 --> 00:39:03.132 Chris and Malia, count it down with me. Ready? 00:39:03.215 --> 00:39:05.551 -Three, two… -Two, one! 00:39:06.344 --> 00:39:07.470 Shoot! 00:39:07.553 --> 00:39:09.096 Shoot! 00:39:20.691 --> 00:39:23.736 -Yes! 00:39:28.824 --> 00:39:32.119 Are you happy you humiliated two grown men on television? 00:39:32.203 --> 00:39:33.496 -Yes. -Yes. 00:39:33.579 --> 00:39:35.498 We're very proud of ourselves. 00:39:35.581 --> 00:39:37.708 I'd say that's mission accomplished. 00:39:37.792 --> 00:39:40.044 Mission accomplished! You did good! 00:39:40.127 --> 00:39:41.796 I'm happy with this conclusion. 00:39:41.879 --> 00:39:43.672 Go back to torturing your parents. 00:39:44.799 --> 00:39:45.633 Okay. 00:39:47.551 --> 00:39:49.261 -Losers clean up. Right? -Yep. 00:39:50.596 --> 00:39:52.431 -This is kinda romantic. -Yeah.