WEBVTT 00:00:15.270 --> 00:00:16.438 Got the bricks? 00:00:25.655 --> 00:00:26.990 Whoa! Whee! 00:00:27.032 --> 00:00:27.991 Hang on, Dewey! 00:00:28.033 --> 00:00:29.284 Eight more seconds for the record! 00:00:29.284 --> 00:00:30.702 Whoa-ho! Yeah! 00:01:00.565 --> 00:01:01.941 There we go. 00:01:01.941 --> 00:01:03.068 Oh, Hal, 00:01:03.109 --> 00:01:04.611 it's beautiful! 00:01:04.652 --> 00:01:06.613 You boys are not to sit on it, stand on it, 00:01:06.654 --> 00:01:09.491 jump on it, or go anywhere near it for the next year. 00:01:09.574 --> 00:01:11.034 Where's this coming from? 00:01:11.117 --> 00:01:12.035 Hey, Dewey, 00:01:12.118 --> 00:01:13.328 want to go with me to take 00:01:13.369 --> 00:01:14.829 the old couch to the dump? 00:01:14.871 --> 00:01:16.122 No, I want to watch cartoons. 00:01:16.122 --> 00:01:17.624 What, are you kidding? 00:01:17.665 --> 00:01:19.834 We're talking about the city dump. 00:01:19.876 --> 00:01:21.878 Mountains of smoldering garbage 00:01:21.920 --> 00:01:23.838 as far as you can see. 00:01:23.880 --> 00:01:27.300 Swarms of flies that block out the sun. 00:01:27.342 --> 00:01:28.551 Really? 00:01:28.635 --> 00:01:29.511 Mmm. 00:01:29.552 --> 00:01:30.553 Last time I was there, 00:01:30.637 --> 00:01:32.055 I saw a 40-pound seagull carry off 00:01:32.138 --> 00:01:33.848 a dog in its beak. 00:01:33.890 --> 00:01:34.933 Wow. 00:01:34.974 --> 00:01:36.267 Wow. 00:01:36.309 --> 00:01:37.519 Come on! 00:01:38.812 --> 00:01:40.563 Hey, guys. 00:01:40.605 --> 00:01:42.273 Sorry I'm late. 00:01:42.315 --> 00:01:44.359 Stevie and I finished our geometry unit. 00:01:44.400 --> 00:01:45.610 We're two weeks ahead. 00:01:45.652 --> 00:01:46.945 Congratulations, you're grounded. 00:01:46.986 --> 00:01:47.821 What? 00:01:47.821 --> 00:01:49.447 You're an hour and a half late. 00:01:49.489 --> 00:01:51.783 You promised you'd be back at 3:00 to help with the couch. 00:01:51.825 --> 00:01:53.952 Your father and Reese nearly killed themselves. 00:01:53.993 --> 00:01:55.787 Yeah, but... No buts! 00:01:55.829 --> 00:01:57.038 You're grounded. 00:01:57.080 --> 00:01:59.290 Two weeks in your room, no TV, no friends, no phone. 00:01:59.332 --> 00:02:00.500 But I was doing homework. 00:02:00.542 --> 00:02:01.709 I thought it'd be okay. 00:02:01.751 --> 00:02:03.628 You're not allowed to decide what's okay. 00:02:03.670 --> 00:02:04.629 Not yet. 00:02:04.671 --> 00:02:06.422 You looked me in the eye and you promised. 00:02:06.464 --> 00:02:07.382 You're grounded. 00:02:07.465 --> 00:02:11.261 This is totally unfair! 00:02:11.344 --> 00:02:12.262 Oh! 00:02:12.345 --> 00:02:14.514 Okay, when did I sit in tar? 00:02:14.514 --> 00:02:16.891 When we get to the garbage dump 00:02:16.933 --> 00:02:18.852 This is what we'll see 00:02:18.852 --> 00:02:21.271 Five broken toilets 00:02:21.354 --> 00:02:22.981 Four fuzzy cheese wheels 00:02:23.022 --> 00:02:25.525 Three tons of maggots Two gigantic rats 00:02:25.525 --> 00:02:28.903 And a stench that will buckle your knees. 00:02:28.945 --> 00:02:30.238 Yahoo! 00:02:32.365 --> 00:02:33.575 Uh, excuse me. 00:02:33.616 --> 00:02:35.869 Can you tell us where we should dump this couch? 00:02:41.583 --> 00:02:42.792 Oh! 00:02:44.878 --> 00:02:47.839 Oh, for the love of... 00:02:47.881 --> 00:02:51.634 We didn't even get to see it land. 00:02:51.676 --> 00:02:53.553 Well, son, 00:02:53.595 --> 00:02:55.180 I guess our work here is done. 00:02:58.975 --> 00:03:01.311 You are so dead. 00:03:01.352 --> 00:03:03.855 Francis, you know I couldn't go out with Laura unless 00:03:03.897 --> 00:03:05.023 I found somebody for her sister. 00:03:05.064 --> 00:03:07.442 Now, you're here so just try to enjoy your date. 00:03:07.483 --> 00:03:08.860 She's 12. 00:03:08.902 --> 00:03:10.528 Hey, you guys want tattoos? 00:03:10.570 --> 00:03:12.488 So she's not the one. 00:03:12.530 --> 00:03:13.907 You can still have a good time. 00:03:13.907 --> 00:03:15.325 How could you do this to me? 00:03:15.408 --> 00:03:16.242 Come on. 00:03:16.284 --> 00:03:17.952 You've done way worse to me. 00:03:17.994 --> 00:03:18.953 You totally deserve this. 00:03:18.995 --> 00:03:20.955 Based on what? 00:03:20.997 --> 00:03:24.250 Will you Jethros just shut up!? 00:03:24.292 --> 00:03:28.421 Nobody cares how many bales of hay you can lift! 00:03:28.421 --> 00:03:32.926 So, now we know-- pigs can swim, cows can't. 00:03:36.012 --> 00:03:37.430 This is ridiculous. 00:03:37.430 --> 00:03:40.433 When did the word "Fascist" become such a hot button? 00:03:40.475 --> 00:03:42.769 I have been nothing but a good friend to you. 00:03:42.810 --> 00:03:45.688 Look, Francis, I'm not going to argue. 00:03:45.772 --> 00:03:47.565 You'll do this or I'll punch your face 00:03:47.607 --> 00:03:48.942 through the back of your head. 00:03:49.025 --> 00:03:50.944 See, every time I trump you with logic, 00:03:50.944 --> 00:03:52.528 you resort to violence. 00:03:52.570 --> 00:03:54.197 I just want that on the record. 00:03:56.658 --> 00:03:58.534 Mmm, ice cream. 00:03:58.576 --> 00:04:01.496 What a wonderful, unexpected treat for some of us. 00:04:01.537 --> 00:04:03.539 Yes, Reese, you get to eat ice cream 00:04:03.581 --> 00:04:04.749 and I don't. 00:04:04.791 --> 00:04:06.709 Thank you for subtly illustrating that point. 00:04:06.751 --> 00:04:08.419 I'll get it. 00:04:08.461 --> 00:04:11.130 Mmm, sprinkles. 00:04:11.130 --> 00:04:13.049 Aren't those your favorite, Malcolm? 00:04:13.091 --> 00:04:16.970 I'm rubbing my butt on your pillowcase. 00:04:18.805 --> 00:04:20.139 Oh, boy, Reese, what'd you do?! 00:04:20.139 --> 00:04:21.015 Sir, we have to evacuate 00:04:21.057 --> 00:04:22.058 the entire neighborhood. 00:04:22.100 --> 00:04:24.018 I need you to leave your house immediately. 00:04:24.060 --> 00:04:26.020 What... evacuating? Why? 00:04:26.062 --> 00:04:27.814 There's been a toxic chemical spill 00:04:27.855 --> 00:04:29.524 about a mile away-- a train derailed. 00:04:29.565 --> 00:04:30.733 How'd that happen? 00:04:30.817 --> 00:04:33.236 Some idiot left a couch on the railroad tracks. 00:04:33.319 --> 00:04:34.237 I wonder if that was... 00:04:34.320 --> 00:04:35.488 Careful, son. 00:04:36.906 --> 00:04:38.324 Don't want to drip. 00:04:38.324 --> 00:04:42.120 I repeat, if you're not in need 00:04:42.161 --> 00:04:45.123 of immediate first aid, find an available cot, 00:04:45.164 --> 00:04:48.751 remain calm and wait for further instructions. 00:04:48.835 --> 00:04:50.086 Will you look at this? 00:04:50.128 --> 00:04:51.504 I hope they find whoever's responsible 00:04:51.504 --> 00:04:54.299 and string him up by his thumbs. 00:04:55.591 --> 00:04:57.135 Hey, uh, fella, don't you think 00:04:57.176 --> 00:04:58.344 you're overreacting? 00:04:58.386 --> 00:04:59.679 I mean, my family 00:04:59.721 --> 00:05:01.472 is exposed to dangerous chemicals all the time. 00:05:01.514 --> 00:05:02.974 In-in fact, I-I remember 00:05:03.016 --> 00:05:05.435 I accidentally set off a flea bomb in the boys' room 00:05:05.476 --> 00:05:07.687 when my son, Dewey, was in there taking a nap. 00:05:07.729 --> 00:05:09.397 I can smell colors. 00:05:09.439 --> 00:05:11.357 Sir, I've got two overturned tankers 00:05:11.441 --> 00:05:12.358 out there spewing out 00:05:12.442 --> 00:05:14.819 a cloud of sulfuric acid and sodium hydroxide. 00:05:14.861 --> 00:05:16.195 That can scar your throat and lungs 00:05:16.195 --> 00:05:17.613 in a matter of seconds. 00:05:17.655 --> 00:05:19.240 But it's not necessarily fatal. 00:05:19.324 --> 00:05:21.451 I-I mean, maybe you'd need an artificial larynx, 00:05:21.492 --> 00:05:22.785 but you'd still be alive. 00:05:22.827 --> 00:05:23.995 That'd be so cool. 00:05:24.037 --> 00:05:25.872 My name is Reese. 00:05:25.955 --> 00:05:26.873 What are you looking at? 00:05:26.956 --> 00:05:28.082 Son, please. 00:05:28.124 --> 00:05:29.167 Has anyone died yet? 00:05:29.208 --> 00:05:30.543 Not that I'm aware of. 00:05:30.543 --> 00:05:31.961 Well, what if the wind shifts? 00:05:32.045 --> 00:05:33.379 Is the water supply going to be contaminated? 00:05:33.421 --> 00:05:34.589 What about the food? 00:05:34.630 --> 00:05:36.257 What about the medical personnel? 00:05:36.299 --> 00:05:38.092 How can be sure that all these people are going to be safe? 00:05:38.134 --> 00:05:40.136 I'm sorry, I really don't know all of the answers. 00:05:40.178 --> 00:05:43.389 I'm just a high school senior. 00:05:46.309 --> 00:05:47.477 Check it out. 00:05:47.560 --> 00:05:49.479 Some idiot left the storage closet unlocked. 00:05:49.562 --> 00:05:51.647 I've got every Dixie Cup in the place. 00:05:51.731 --> 00:05:53.358 What are you doing with those? 00:05:53.441 --> 00:05:56.110 Building a future, my friend. 00:05:56.152 --> 00:05:57.236 I can't believe this place. 00:05:57.278 --> 00:05:58.321 This cot smells like feet. 00:05:58.321 --> 00:05:59.489 All right, we're just 00:05:59.572 --> 00:06:01.157 going to have to make the best of things. 00:06:01.157 --> 00:06:02.825 Where do you think you're going? 00:06:02.825 --> 00:06:04.202 I'm just going to look around. 00:06:04.243 --> 00:06:06.204 You are not going anywhere. 00:06:06.245 --> 00:06:07.663 You're still grounded. What? Here? 00:06:07.663 --> 00:06:10.708 That's right. Look around-- we're living in a gym! 00:06:10.750 --> 00:06:12.377 That doesn't change what you did. 00:06:12.418 --> 00:06:14.170 Mom, we can all die. 00:06:14.170 --> 00:06:16.214 If that happens, you're off the hook. 00:06:16.255 --> 00:06:18.883 Until then, I want those buns on that cot. 00:06:21.260 --> 00:06:22.887 Now. 00:06:36.776 --> 00:06:37.652 Uh, excuse me. Excuse me. 00:06:37.693 --> 00:06:39.362 Listen, I-I was just wondering if 00:06:39.404 --> 00:06:41.406 there was something that I could do to help. 00:06:41.489 --> 00:06:43.533 Not that there's any real reason, of course. 00:06:43.533 --> 00:06:45.785 I'm just... looking to do my part. 00:06:45.827 --> 00:06:47.370 I think we got it pretty well covered, sir. 00:06:47.370 --> 00:06:49.372 No, no, there must be something. 00:06:49.372 --> 00:06:51.290 I don't care if it's, if it's messy or trivial 00:06:51.332 --> 00:06:52.375 or even life-threatening... 00:06:52.375 --> 00:06:53.376 Sir, I'd appreciate it 00:06:53.376 --> 00:06:54.836 if you'd just return to your area. 00:06:54.877 --> 00:06:56.212 Please, you have to find 00:06:56.212 --> 00:06:58.005 some way for me to be useful. 00:06:58.047 --> 00:07:00.383 I have got to ease these people's suffering. 00:07:00.383 --> 00:07:04.345 They have got to know that I am here for them. 00:07:07.140 --> 00:07:08.391 Is that pepper spray? 00:07:08.391 --> 00:07:09.976 I also have a whistle 00:07:10.059 --> 00:07:12.895 and I'm prepared to use that as well. 00:07:16.399 --> 00:07:18.151 You know, I'd be happy to give you some 00:07:18.234 --> 00:07:19.735 but you should ask your parents first. 00:07:19.735 --> 00:07:21.279 I can't. 00:07:21.320 --> 00:07:22.572 They're dead. 00:07:22.613 --> 00:07:23.906 What? 00:07:23.906 --> 00:07:25.366 They were killed by the cloud. 00:07:25.408 --> 00:07:26.909 Can I have some? 00:07:26.909 --> 00:07:28.578 Oh, my God, you poor thing. 00:07:28.619 --> 00:07:30.371 They were choking. 00:07:30.413 --> 00:07:31.581 It was awful. 00:07:31.581 --> 00:07:33.291 Can I have the one with nuts? 00:07:33.332 --> 00:07:35.251 Oh, of course, dear. 00:07:37.003 --> 00:07:40.381 Toxic chemical spill has been reported in the area... 00:07:40.423 --> 00:07:41.591 Where'd they go? 00:07:41.632 --> 00:07:43.426 Don't worry, they'll be back in a few hours. 00:07:43.426 --> 00:07:44.927 They took the car?! 00:07:44.927 --> 00:07:46.679 Hey, you're the one who went to the bathroom. 00:07:46.721 --> 00:07:47.847 You gave them the opening. 00:07:47.889 --> 00:07:48.848 All right, that's it. 00:07:48.890 --> 00:07:49.891 Come on, get your books. 00:07:49.932 --> 00:07:51.225 We're getting out of here. 00:07:51.267 --> 00:07:52.435 No, I want to eat. 00:07:52.435 --> 00:07:53.853 No, we're going. 00:07:53.895 --> 00:07:55.855 I'm not leaving till I eat! 00:07:57.356 --> 00:07:59.442 Would you keep it down, please? 00:07:59.442 --> 00:08:02.487 You were a lot nicer when we were on the Internet. 00:08:03.905 --> 00:08:05.740 Look, you can't pull this crap with me. 00:08:05.781 --> 00:08:07.450 I have three little brothers. 00:08:07.450 --> 00:08:09.452 I know every manipulation in the book. 00:08:09.452 --> 00:08:10.620 So get your butt in gear. 00:08:10.703 --> 00:08:12.705 No, if I go home now, Laura'll get busted. 00:08:12.747 --> 00:08:14.457 We're supposed to be at the mall. 00:08:14.457 --> 00:08:15.458 What do you care? 00:08:15.458 --> 00:08:16.709 Let me tell you about your sister. 00:08:16.792 --> 00:08:18.211 She doesn't like you at all. 00:08:18.294 --> 00:08:19.629 She treats you like dirt. 00:08:23.841 --> 00:08:26.344 Well... she does. 00:08:27.845 --> 00:08:29.055 It's not your fault. 00:08:29.138 --> 00:08:30.973 I mean, you don't deserve that. 00:08:30.973 --> 00:08:32.350 No one deserves that. 00:08:32.391 --> 00:08:34.227 She's the one with the problem. 00:08:34.310 --> 00:08:36.354 Really, I'm sure you have a lot of nice qualities 00:08:36.395 --> 00:08:37.438 that people don't even... 00:08:37.480 --> 00:08:40.024 Waitress! Can we get some service over here? 00:08:40.066 --> 00:08:41.025 Yes? 00:08:41.067 --> 00:08:43.027 I want the burger plate, 00:08:43.069 --> 00:08:44.862 extra fries and a chocolate malt. 00:08:47.657 --> 00:08:49.534 ...and then they were trapped in the car 00:08:49.617 --> 00:08:50.993 and they told me to get help and I ran 00:08:50.993 --> 00:08:52.411 and I ran, 00:08:52.453 --> 00:08:55.081 then I fell down and when I woke up, 00:08:55.122 --> 00:08:57.500 the ambulance man was holding me. 00:08:57.500 --> 00:09:00.169 And your parents were... 00:09:01.546 --> 00:09:04.507 Ooh, you poor little boy. 00:09:04.507 --> 00:09:06.509 That looks like fun. 00:09:06.509 --> 00:09:08.427 What is wrong with you? 00:09:08.469 --> 00:09:10.555 Give that to him! 00:09:10.638 --> 00:09:11.681 What can I say? 00:09:11.681 --> 00:09:13.516 We're all trying to get through as best we can. 00:09:13.516 --> 00:09:15.101 Thank you. 00:09:15.142 --> 00:09:17.520 And of course, in these disasters, 00:09:17.520 --> 00:09:20.523 it's always the children who suffer the most. 00:09:20.565 --> 00:09:22.024 No, no, no! 00:09:22.024 --> 00:09:24.610 You're not talking to him. He's grounded. 00:09:30.449 --> 00:09:33.286 Looks like you need a cup, friend. 00:09:33.369 --> 00:09:35.705 Ah, that'd be great, thanks. 00:09:35.746 --> 00:09:37.415 I wish it were that simple. 00:09:37.456 --> 00:09:39.125 What are you talking about? I'm thirsty. 00:09:39.208 --> 00:09:41.711 Is that your truck out there with the canned fruit? 00:09:41.752 --> 00:09:44.130 Yeah, why? 00:09:44.213 --> 00:09:46.382 Let's take a walk. 00:09:47.550 --> 00:09:49.385 There! 00:09:49.385 --> 00:09:51.220 That should take care of that wobble, huh? 00:09:51.262 --> 00:09:52.430 Listen, is it too drafty here? 00:09:52.471 --> 00:09:54.390 Should we move you away from the window? 00:09:54.390 --> 00:09:55.516 No, no, we're fine. 00:09:55.558 --> 00:09:56.976 Thanks for the help. 00:09:57.018 --> 00:09:59.353 Well, that's what this is all about, huh? 00:09:59.395 --> 00:10:00.646 Helping each other out. 00:10:00.688 --> 00:10:03.274 This is the kind of thing that we should be focusing on. 00:10:03.316 --> 00:10:04.525 Not a witch hunt, 00:10:04.567 --> 00:10:07.570 pointing fingers... blame, blame! 00:10:07.612 --> 00:10:09.363 We are bigger than that, 00:10:09.405 --> 00:10:11.532 aren't we, honey? 00:10:11.574 --> 00:10:13.159 Who wants a bedtime story? 00:10:13.200 --> 00:10:15.161 Can't you make him go away, Daddy? 00:10:16.245 --> 00:10:19.290 She is precious. 00:10:19.332 --> 00:10:21.292 Okay. 00:10:22.793 --> 00:10:25.087 Excuse me, did you find the boy whose parents were killed? 00:10:25.129 --> 00:10:26.380 Not yet. 00:10:26.422 --> 00:10:27.423 Excuse me. 00:10:27.423 --> 00:10:28.758 Did you say, "killed"? 00:10:28.799 --> 00:10:30.926 Yes, they were killed by the gas cloud. 00:10:30.968 --> 00:10:32.762 Oh, my God. 00:10:32.803 --> 00:10:35.931 The boy's mother saved him with her very last breath. 00:10:35.973 --> 00:10:39.101 And then the poor boy had to strangle his own dog 00:10:39.143 --> 00:10:40.645 just to stop its suffering. 00:10:40.686 --> 00:10:44.273 And on his birthday! 00:10:49.779 --> 00:10:51.113 Yes? 00:10:51.155 --> 00:10:53.491 I want a piece of apple pie a la mode, 00:10:53.532 --> 00:10:55.951 some chocolate cake and a banana split. 00:10:55.951 --> 00:10:58.120 Sure thing. Why don't you save me some money 00:10:58.162 --> 00:10:59.497 and just yell at your sister 00:10:59.538 --> 00:11:01.999 instead of burying your anger in a mountain of French fries? 00:11:02.041 --> 00:11:03.292 Are you calling me fat? 00:11:03.334 --> 00:11:05.419 What? No, I'm not calling you fat. 00:11:05.461 --> 00:11:06.462 So now I'm a liar? 00:11:06.545 --> 00:11:08.631 No, you're twisting around everything I say. 00:11:08.673 --> 00:11:10.466 Why do you do that? 00:11:10.549 --> 00:11:11.884 You hurt my feelings. 00:11:11.926 --> 00:11:14.845 Okay, would you just keep it down, please? 00:11:14.887 --> 00:11:16.138 I'm sorry. 00:11:16.180 --> 00:11:17.723 Why do you touch your hair so much? 00:11:17.765 --> 00:11:19.433 I don't touch my hair that much. 00:11:19.475 --> 00:11:21.602 Why is everyone so fixated on my hair? 00:11:21.644 --> 00:11:22.603 I'm sick of it. 00:11:22.645 --> 00:11:24.647 Okay, okay, relax. 00:11:24.689 --> 00:11:28.067 I... I just... I don't want to talk about it. 00:11:29.485 --> 00:11:32.154 It's just that people make fun of me. 00:11:33.280 --> 00:11:35.741 The guys at school call me "Poodlehead." 00:11:35.783 --> 00:11:38.703 That is so cruel. 00:11:38.744 --> 00:11:42.415 I mean, I can see it, but still... 00:11:43.582 --> 00:11:45.835 I got to tell you, Malcolm, 00:11:45.835 --> 00:11:47.628 sometimes, I'm so good, it's scary. 00:11:47.670 --> 00:11:49.547 What are you doing with toilet paper? 00:11:49.588 --> 00:11:51.257 I got my hands on some canned fruit. 00:11:51.340 --> 00:11:53.759 I traded those for batteries, the batteries for DVDs. 00:11:53.843 --> 00:11:55.553 And I swapped those with the janitor 00:11:55.594 --> 00:11:58.723 for the school's entire supply of toilet paper. 00:11:58.764 --> 00:12:00.391 Once the specially "seasoned" 00:12:00.433 --> 00:12:01.559 meat loaf works its magic, 00:12:01.600 --> 00:12:03.561 I can name my price. 00:12:03.602 --> 00:12:06.063 You know, that's not only unbelievably evil 00:12:06.105 --> 00:12:09.066 but you actually put some thought and effort into it. 00:12:09.066 --> 00:12:10.484 I'm impressed. 00:12:10.526 --> 00:12:11.485 I don't know what it is. 00:12:11.527 --> 00:12:13.404 I guess when people are miserable and suffering, 00:12:13.446 --> 00:12:14.488 it brings out the best in me. 00:12:14.530 --> 00:12:15.531 Thanks for noticing. 00:12:15.614 --> 00:12:16.699 Hi, guys. 00:12:16.741 --> 00:12:18.492 Hey, Dabney, did you bring your Palm Pilot? 00:12:18.534 --> 00:12:20.327 Yeah. Good to know. 00:12:20.369 --> 00:12:23.414 Hey, Malcolm, isn't this great? 00:12:23.456 --> 00:12:24.498 I wouldn't know. 00:12:24.540 --> 00:12:26.542 Come on, we get to hang out in the gym... 00:12:26.542 --> 00:12:29.503 without worrying about dodgeballs, or getting pantsed. 00:12:29.545 --> 00:12:30.963 It's a dream come true. 00:12:31.005 --> 00:12:33.758 We actually get to live in the school. 00:12:33.799 --> 00:12:33.841 Check this out! 00:12:33.841 --> 00:12:35.009 Malcolm's grounded. 00:12:35.050 --> 00:12:37.052 You shouldn't be talking to him. 00:12:37.094 --> 00:12:39.221 Everyone, this is my son. 00:12:39.305 --> 00:12:41.015 He's being punished. 00:12:41.056 --> 00:12:42.892 No one should talk to him. 00:12:42.975 --> 00:12:44.685 Mom, for God's sakes, they just came over 00:12:44.727 --> 00:12:45.686 to say hi. 00:12:45.728 --> 00:12:48.022 I took the key to the girls' locker room. 00:12:48.063 --> 00:12:49.982 Please, don't tell our mothers. 00:12:49.982 --> 00:12:51.525 I'm so ashamed. 00:12:59.825 --> 00:13:01.327 What? 00:13:01.327 --> 00:13:02.995 You did that just to humiliate me. 00:13:03.078 --> 00:13:04.663 Is that what you think? Yes. 00:13:04.705 --> 00:13:06.540 It was completely unjustified. 00:13:06.582 --> 00:13:09.251 And I want you to know, I am never going to forget this. 00:13:09.293 --> 00:13:10.336 Well, good. 00:13:10.377 --> 00:13:12.171 It'll be the first time in ten years 00:13:12.213 --> 00:13:14.006 the punishment's actually stuck. 00:13:22.890 --> 00:13:24.850 People, please, the money we raise 00:13:24.934 --> 00:13:27.478 cannot bring back his parents but we must do something. 00:13:27.520 --> 00:13:29.021 We're his only family now. 00:13:29.104 --> 00:13:31.649 Hasn't that poor, little boy suffered enough 00:13:31.690 --> 00:13:33.108 from the train wreck? 00:13:33.150 --> 00:13:36.070 Which, by the way is a surprisingly common occurrence 00:13:36.111 --> 00:13:38.113 when looked at in a nationwide context. 00:13:38.155 --> 00:13:40.950 Please, we've got to give till it hurts. 00:13:43.035 --> 00:13:45.079 I'm just saying, it might be hard to get my hands 00:13:45.120 --> 00:13:46.539 on five blankets. 00:13:46.580 --> 00:13:48.457 Look, I need them. My family's freezing. 00:13:48.541 --> 00:13:50.084 A lot of people are cold. 00:13:50.125 --> 00:13:52.294 It's a real problem. How about the watch? 00:13:52.378 --> 00:13:54.713 The guy before me only had to give you his socks. 00:13:54.713 --> 00:13:57.800 It's a cold world. It's getting colder by the minute. 00:13:57.883 --> 00:14:02.054 You're an evil, little punk. 00:14:02.054 --> 00:14:03.389 Uh-uh. 00:14:03.430 --> 00:14:05.140 Socks, too. 00:14:07.184 --> 00:14:09.103 And then Dave told me they were just studying. 00:14:09.144 --> 00:14:10.813 But they were totally having a pizza party. 00:14:10.855 --> 00:14:11.730 You're kidding? 00:14:11.772 --> 00:14:13.691 They came to my room and asked for napkins. 00:14:13.732 --> 00:14:16.026 It's not like I could tell them how hurt I was, 'cause you 00:14:16.068 --> 00:14:18.404 constantly got to keep up this front of being the tough guy. 00:14:18.445 --> 00:14:20.030 They have no idea who I really am. 00:14:20.072 --> 00:14:21.949 If they knew I kept a dream journal... 00:14:21.991 --> 00:14:23.033 You do? 00:14:23.075 --> 00:14:24.326 I think that's so cool. 00:14:24.368 --> 00:14:26.912 Really? 00:14:26.912 --> 00:14:29.248 I do, too. 00:14:29.248 --> 00:14:30.875 I'll tell you one thing, if those guys ever 00:14:30.916 --> 00:14:33.252 got a hold of that, I'd never hear the end of it. 00:14:33.252 --> 00:14:35.671 So? You don't have to care what they think. 00:14:35.713 --> 00:14:37.256 I don't. Well, what about your sister? 00:14:37.256 --> 00:14:39.508 She's an idiot. 00:14:39.550 --> 00:14:41.260 Hey, good for you. 00:14:41.260 --> 00:14:43.137 Anyway, people around here are freaks. 00:14:43.178 --> 00:14:46.140 Some nights, I lock myself in my room and spin my globe. 00:14:46.181 --> 00:14:47.433 And wherever I point my finger, 00:14:47.433 --> 00:14:49.602 I just pretend that's where I really live. 00:14:49.602 --> 00:14:51.186 I do that, too. Really? 00:14:51.228 --> 00:14:53.772 And you'll feel the cold worse than anyone. 00:14:53.772 --> 00:14:55.149 Because, let's face it, 00:14:55.190 --> 00:14:57.943 your circulation isn't that good to begin with. 00:15:01.113 --> 00:15:02.448 I already gave you money. 00:15:02.489 --> 00:15:05.367 And you're satisfied. I see. 00:15:05.451 --> 00:15:08.787 That little boy doesn't need clothes or an education. 00:15:08.829 --> 00:15:10.789 Let's just put him to work in the mines 00:15:10.789 --> 00:15:12.249 like they did when you were a girl. 00:15:12.291 --> 00:15:14.043 I'm on a fixed income. 00:15:14.126 --> 00:15:15.711 So, what are you trying to do? 00:15:15.753 --> 00:15:17.588 Take it to the grave with you? 00:15:17.630 --> 00:15:20.299 Should we get you a casket with saddlebags? 00:15:20.341 --> 00:15:22.468 Give me my shoe. 00:15:22.509 --> 00:15:24.720 It's right here. Come and get it. 00:15:24.762 --> 00:15:26.138 What's the matter? 00:15:26.138 --> 00:15:28.140 Was somebody a bad boy? 00:15:29.308 --> 00:15:30.309 Does the bad boy want 00:15:30.309 --> 00:15:32.311 his shoe back? 00:15:32.311 --> 00:15:34.313 Malcolm! 00:15:34.313 --> 00:15:35.481 Get back on the cot. 00:15:35.481 --> 00:15:36.941 This kid's got my shoe. 00:15:36.982 --> 00:15:38.108 Get back on the cot. 00:15:38.150 --> 00:15:39.318 I'll take care of this. 00:15:39.318 --> 00:15:40.319 Is Mommy going to 00:15:40.361 --> 00:15:43.322 take care of it for you? 00:15:45.074 --> 00:15:48.327 Malcolm, get back on that cot. 00:15:48.327 --> 00:15:52.039 No. 00:15:52.081 --> 00:15:53.916 Excuse me? 00:15:53.999 --> 00:15:55.709 I've had it. I quit. 00:15:55.751 --> 00:15:56.835 What do you mean, you quit? 00:15:56.877 --> 00:15:58.212 I quit this stupid system. 00:15:58.253 --> 00:16:00.422 The only reason I'm being punished like this 00:16:00.506 --> 00:16:03.008 is because I agreed to be punished like this. 00:16:03.050 --> 00:16:04.218 And I'm not going to 00:16:04.259 --> 00:16:05.427 agree anymore. 00:16:05.511 --> 00:16:07.721 This isn't parenting. This is just sadism. 00:16:07.763 --> 00:16:10.224 Oh, you think I enjoy this? Yes, I do. 00:16:10.265 --> 00:16:11.684 And I am way too old for this. 00:16:11.684 --> 00:16:13.394 We are going to find some other way 00:16:13.435 --> 00:16:14.853 of dealing with each other. 00:16:14.895 --> 00:16:16.605 We are going to change the rules. 00:16:16.689 --> 00:16:18.232 What were you planning to do? 00:16:18.273 --> 00:16:20.234 Take away my TV when I'm married? 00:16:20.275 --> 00:16:22.653 Give me a time-out when I'm 30? 00:16:23.821 --> 00:16:26.865 What? Am I supposed to be scared? 00:16:28.200 --> 00:16:29.618 What are you going to do, spank me? 00:16:29.660 --> 00:16:31.870 Okay. 00:16:34.373 --> 00:16:36.166 Mom, what are you doing? 00:16:36.208 --> 00:16:38.043 Mom, cut it out. 00:16:38.043 --> 00:16:39.545 I don't know what you think you're doing. 00:16:39.545 --> 00:16:41.422 How did she get so strong? 00:16:52.891 --> 00:16:56.353 When I can't do this, we'll change the rules. 00:16:59.314 --> 00:17:01.275 Five hundred 00:17:01.316 --> 00:17:03.277 and sixty-three dollars? 00:17:03.318 --> 00:17:05.279 Come on, people. 00:17:05.320 --> 00:17:09.074 What if he needs braces? What if he has scoliosis? 00:17:09.116 --> 00:17:10.951 Huh? 00:17:10.993 --> 00:17:12.953 Okay, fine. 00:17:12.995 --> 00:17:16.123 I'll just say, "Sorry, little crooked boy. 00:17:16.165 --> 00:17:18.751 "You can always get a job in the circus... 00:17:18.792 --> 00:17:21.086 "while the rest of us drive our Porsches 00:17:21.128 --> 00:17:22.296 and eat our T-bone steaks." 00:17:22.337 --> 00:17:25.716 Dad, can we go home now? 00:17:25.758 --> 00:17:28.010 My stomach hurts. Not now, son. 00:17:28.052 --> 00:17:29.470 That your kid? 00:17:29.511 --> 00:17:30.429 Yes, why? 00:17:30.471 --> 00:17:31.847 This guy has been 00:17:31.889 --> 00:17:33.599 collecting money for his own kid. 00:17:33.599 --> 00:17:34.767 What? 00:17:34.850 --> 00:17:37.102 Dewey, did you tell these people...? 00:17:37.186 --> 00:17:38.896 What the hell you trying to pull here, mister? 00:17:38.937 --> 00:17:41.482 He's been yanking our chain! 00:17:41.565 --> 00:17:43.442 No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 00:17:43.442 --> 00:17:45.069 I swear, I didn't know anything about this. 00:17:45.110 --> 00:17:47.446 And if he lied to you, well, I can assure you 00:17:47.446 --> 00:17:50.449 that is not the kind of behavior I allow in my family. 00:17:50.449 --> 00:17:51.450 Ow, ow, ow... 00:17:51.450 --> 00:17:52.493 Is this your son? 00:17:52.576 --> 00:17:53.619 Reese? 00:17:53.619 --> 00:17:55.245 He was running a black market. 00:17:55.287 --> 00:17:58.082 He had two diabetics bidding against each other for insulin. 00:17:58.123 --> 00:17:59.500 That is a lie. 00:18:02.127 --> 00:18:04.338 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, now, now, wait just a second. 00:18:04.379 --> 00:18:05.339 I know how this must look. 00:18:05.380 --> 00:18:07.007 But if you just give me the chance 00:18:07.049 --> 00:18:08.342 to get to the bottom of this, 00:18:08.383 --> 00:18:10.135 I swear to you, I will make this right. 00:18:10.177 --> 00:18:11.303 Come over here. 00:18:11.303 --> 00:18:13.347 You boys have both behaved very badly. 00:18:13.388 --> 00:18:15.516 So, you are both going to apologize 00:18:15.557 --> 00:18:17.392 to these nice, generous people 00:18:17.434 --> 00:18:19.728 like you have never apologized before. 00:18:19.812 --> 00:18:21.355 Do you hear me? 00:18:21.396 --> 00:18:23.357 Okay. 00:18:23.398 --> 00:18:25.567 Dewey, come on. 00:18:25.609 --> 00:18:26.568 Go ahead. 00:18:26.610 --> 00:18:27.861 Nice and loud. 00:18:27.903 --> 00:18:30.656 We're sorry we left the couch on the tracks 00:18:30.697 --> 00:18:32.574 and wrecked the train. 00:18:39.456 --> 00:18:41.500 Reese, run, run. 00:18:41.500 --> 00:18:43.502 Hey, stop him. 00:18:48.423 --> 00:18:51.552 Well, this is it. 00:18:51.635 --> 00:18:53.512 Maybe I'll call you sometime. 00:18:53.512 --> 00:18:54.930 Whatever. 00:18:59.434 --> 00:19:00.519 Hey, I, uh... 00:19:00.519 --> 00:19:02.437 I actually had a good time. 00:19:02.479 --> 00:19:03.522 Me, too. 00:19:03.522 --> 00:19:06.024 You're, like, a really good girlfriend. 00:19:06.024 --> 00:19:07.484 Thanks. 00:19:12.197 --> 00:19:13.574 Hey, sorry about tonight. 00:19:13.615 --> 00:19:17.035 Yeah, well, your plan to palm me off on a 12- year-old backfired, 00:19:17.035 --> 00:19:19.121 'cause I actually had a really good time. 00:19:19.204 --> 00:19:20.622 Well, good for you, Poodlehead. 00:19:20.706 --> 00:19:21.915 You know what? 00:19:21.957 --> 00:19:24.418 I don't care about your childish taunts anymore. 00:19:24.459 --> 00:19:26.420 You can call me anything you like. 00:19:26.461 --> 00:19:28.422 I think I'll stick with Poodlehead. 00:19:28.463 --> 00:19:30.424 Fine. 00:19:30.465 --> 00:19:33.302 I'm glad it doesn't bother you when I call you "Poodlehead," 00:19:33.385 --> 00:19:34.928 Poodlehead. 00:19:34.970 --> 00:19:36.513 I got to tell you, Poodlehead... 00:19:36.555 --> 00:19:38.098 Shut up! 00:19:38.140 --> 00:19:41.476 Do not set foot outside this area. 00:19:41.518 --> 00:19:43.353 Not one foot. 00:19:43.395 --> 00:19:45.063 I would just like to get one thing clear. 00:19:45.105 --> 00:19:47.399 When we go home, you fellas are still going to be 00:19:47.482 --> 00:19:49.359 a presence in the community, right? 00:19:49.401 --> 00:19:54.072 If I wasn't in uniform, I'd take a swing at you, myself. 00:19:54.114 --> 00:19:55.032 Fair enough. 00:19:55.073 --> 00:19:56.742 Are you telling me 00:19:56.783 --> 00:19:59.369 that I can't discipline my own child? 00:19:59.411 --> 00:20:01.205 Lady, we got a lot of angry people in there. 00:20:01.246 --> 00:20:04.291 I think it's best you stay out here with the other troublemakers. 00:20:05.834 --> 00:20:09.421 They'd like us to stay inside the box. 00:20:17.054 --> 00:20:19.431 This is outrageous. 00:20:19.473 --> 00:20:21.266 We're going to freeze to death out here. 00:20:21.308 --> 00:20:22.559 What did we do? 00:20:22.601 --> 00:20:24.770 Maybe Malcolm can bring us a couple blankets. 00:20:24.811 --> 00:20:26.146 Come on. 00:20:27.522 --> 00:20:28.482 Malcolm. 00:20:28.523 --> 00:20:30.525 Can you get us some blankets? 00:20:30.567 --> 00:20:32.194 Help us out here. 00:20:32.277 --> 00:20:34.446 It's cold out here. 00:20:34.446 --> 00:20:36.990 I'm sorry, I'm not supposed to leave my cot. 00:20:37.032 --> 00:20:40.786 Don't think you won't suffer the consequences later, mister.