WEBVTT 00:00:15.633 --> 00:00:17.341 - Hey. - Hi. 00:00:21.841 --> 00:00:24.633 I'm sorry, but aren't you that actor from "Step Right Up"? 00:00:24.633 --> 00:00:26.383 Yes, I am, yup, Reed Sterling, yeah. 00:00:26.383 --> 00:00:29.508 Wow, wow, this is so exciting. 00:00:29.508 --> 00:00:31.675 - We're from Indiana. - Ah! 00:00:31.675 --> 00:00:33.341 Oh, we loved your show. 00:00:33.341 --> 00:00:35.300 Oh, well it's, uh, coming back. 00:00:35.300 --> 00:00:36.550 We're shooting episodes right now. 00:00:36.550 --> 00:00:39.800 Oh that explains it. We saw your co-star here yesterday. 00:00:39.800 --> 00:00:42.008 - Oh, which co-star? - Bree Marie Jensen. 00:00:42.050 --> 00:00:43.508 She's staying at this hotel too. 00:00:43.508 --> 00:00:45.050 - In fact... - Hi, honey! 00:00:45.425 --> 00:00:47.841 - Those are New York words. - Oh my god, I'm sorry, 00:00:47.841 --> 00:00:50.800 - we're in the final dress rehearsal and Margo Martindale's top just fell off. 00:00:52.591 --> 00:00:54.716 - Bye. - Bye. 00:00:54.716 --> 00:00:55.883 How, how's it going? 00:00:55.883 --> 00:00:58.300 Well a pipe burst on the floor above me, 00:00:58.300 --> 00:00:59.300 - so I had to switch hotels. 00:00:59.300 --> 00:01:00.758 Oh, that *s, I'm sorry. 00:01:00.758 --> 00:01:02.716 It's actually pretty nice here, and the timing's good. 00:01:02.716 --> 00:01:04.925 I don't have to work today 'cause they're doing a pre-shoot. 00:01:04.925 --> 00:01:06.633 Reed! 00:01:08.258 --> 00:01:10.633 - Reed Sterling! - Uh, it's some fan. 00:01:10.633 --> 00:01:12.258 See, I told you. 00:01:12.258 --> 00:01:14.133 Right there, that's Bree Marie Jensen. 00:01:14.133 --> 00:01:15.425 - Thank you so... - Hi. 00:01:15.425 --> 00:01:17.508 Thank you, wow. 00:01:17.550 --> 00:01:20.133 Wow, uh, yeah, Bree's here. 00:01:20.133 --> 00:01:21.800 She must be staying here too. 00:01:21.800 --> 00:01:24.466 The, the studio, the studio put me up here. I had no idea. 00:01:24.466 --> 00:01:25.925 Reed! 00:01:25.925 --> 00:01:27.216 Okay, I'm gonna let you go- 00:01:27.216 --> 00:01:29.050 - 'cause it seems like she really needs you. 00:01:29.050 --> 00:01:30.841 - No, she doesn't need me. - I need you! 00:01:30.841 --> 00:01:33.050 - Oh wow, okay. - Reed! 00:01:33.050 --> 00:01:34.633 Oh my god, you know what would be so fun? 00:01:34.633 --> 00:01:37.300 What if it turned out that you two had adjoining rooms? 00:01:37.300 --> 00:01:39.050 - Okay... - It'd be like a Neil Simon play, 00:01:39.050 --> 00:01:40.425 - Okay, Nora. - Okay, I gotta go, I gotta go. 00:01:43.258 --> 00:01:44.966 Reed! 00:01:47.716 --> 00:01:48.550 Yes. 00:01:49.300 --> 00:01:51.008 See those guys over there. 00:01:51.716 --> 00:01:53.008 Yes, I do. 00:01:53.008 --> 00:01:54.800 I've been watching them since they checked in. 00:01:54.800 --> 00:01:56.050 And is that what was so important- 00:01:56.050 --> 00:01:57.341 - that you felt the need to hail me like a cab? 00:01:57.341 --> 00:02:00.341 Yes, here's what I'm thinking... red jacket, widow. 00:02:00.341 --> 00:02:02.841 Her dead husband was a rich Texas oil magnate. 00:02:02.841 --> 00:02:04.925 - Okay. - Man bun is her interior designer, 00:02:04.925 --> 00:02:08.050 - probably from Paris, and tracksuit is her masseuse- 00:02:08.050 --> 00:02:09.383 - and she never travels without him- 00:02:09.383 --> 00:02:11.591 - after sustaining an injury falling off of a horse- 00:02:11.591 --> 00:02:13.466 - on her very own ranch. 00:02:13.466 --> 00:02:15.175 Oh god. 00:02:15.841 --> 00:02:17.300 You're still playing that game. 00:02:17.300 --> 00:02:19.466 Yes, come on, you used to love it. Who are they? 00:02:19.466 --> 00:02:21.341 Well, I don't know who they are, 00:02:21.341 --> 00:02:23.133 - but I... - Yes? 00:02:23.133 --> 00:02:25.383 - ...am an actor who's going to the gym. 00:02:25.383 --> 00:02:27.091 - Reed. - Yeah, so. 00:02:27.091 --> 00:02:28.841 Oh, and by the way, just because you have a cane- 00:02:28.841 --> 00:02:30.341 - and a man bun does not mean you're from Europe. 00:02:30.341 --> 00:02:32.050 So where's he from? 00:02:32.091 --> 00:02:36.175 Brazil, Kinshasa, Malaysia... nope, nope, 00:02:36.175 --> 00:02:37.466 - I'm not playing this game. 00:02:37.508 --> 00:02:39.383 - You played it. - I did not play it. 00:02:39.383 --> 00:02:41.425 - You just played it. - I did not play it. 00:02:41.466 --> 00:02:47.008 - 00:02:51.550 --> 00:02:54.258 I just don't understand why we can't order sushi for lunch. 00:02:54.258 --> 00:02:55.425 'Cause the studio won't pay for it. 00:02:55.425 --> 00:02:57.175 Even if it's my half birthday? 00:02:57.175 --> 00:02:59.175 What is that, is that like a millennial thing? 00:02:59.175 --> 00:03:01.133 I think all generations love sushi. 00:03:01.133 --> 00:03:03.341 So anyway, thank you so much again. 00:03:03.341 --> 00:03:04.966 Um, these things can be really weird, 00:03:04.966 --> 00:03:06.508 - but I wanted to do the right thing. 00:03:06.508 --> 00:03:09.466 Oh, in the world of HR, not even in the top 10 of weird. 00:03:09.466 --> 00:03:12.550 - Right, right. - Yeah. You handled it perfectly. 00:03:12.550 --> 00:03:15.216 Oh, oh my god, though, it, it, it was nothing, 00:03:15.216 --> 00:03:16.800 - I mean, you made it, you made it easy, so yeah. 00:03:16.800 --> 00:03:19.300 - Just doing my job. - Well, as a human, 00:03:19.300 --> 00:03:21.800 I thank you for your resources. 00:03:21.800 --> 00:03:23.966 Forget, forget I said that. - No, you're really, you're really funny. 00:03:23.966 --> 00:03:24.966 - Oh, thank you. - Yeah. 00:03:24.966 --> 00:03:26.800 - It was nice meeting you. - Nice meeting you too, 00:03:26.800 --> 00:03:28.966 - and thank you, again... I already said that over there so... 00:03:28.966 --> 00:03:30.466 - Ah, goodbye. Bye. - Okay, Bye. 00:03:30.466 --> 00:03:32.175 - Yeah, bye-bye. - Bye. 00:03:34.633 --> 00:03:36.800 Look at you! 00:03:36.800 --> 00:03:38.133 Who's your little friend? 00:03:38.133 --> 00:03:40.258 No, that's not, no, no, no, that's not my friend. 00:03:40.258 --> 00:03:42.091 She's, uh, that's Mallory from HR. 00:03:42.091 --> 00:03:43.841 I mean, maybe someday we'll be friends, I don't know, 00:03:43.841 --> 00:03:44.883 - I don't have a crystal ball. 00:03:44.883 --> 00:03:46.591 Well, she's cute. 00:03:47.133 --> 00:03:49.383 Um, okay, I wasn't thinking about that, 00:03:49.383 --> 00:03:50.800 - we were more focused on a very important... 00:03:50.800 --> 00:03:51.883 - I didn't... I never said that. - And why wouldn't she be? 00:03:52.800 --> 00:03:53.966 I'm not making it weird. 00:03:54.008 --> 00:03:55.758 You're the one making it weird, you weirdo. 00:03:55.800 --> 00:03:57.091 - Me? - If you must know, 00:03:57.091 --> 00:03:58.508 - it was a very professional meeting- 00:03:58.508 --> 00:04:01.050 - because a certain coworker wants to know- 00:04:01.050 --> 00:04:03.508 - if he can ask out another certain coworker, don't ask me, 00:04:03.508 --> 00:04:04.925 - I'm not gonna tell you who it is. 00:04:04.925 --> 00:04:07.300 I never would've in a million years, but by the way, 00:04:07.300 --> 00:04:09.633 - this asking out info, that could come in very handy- 00:04:09.633 --> 00:04:11.800 - for you and the looker from HR. 00:04:13.425 --> 00:04:14.675 Oh, did you just wink? 00:04:14.675 --> 00:04:16.008 I winked, yes, I winked. 00:04:16.008 --> 00:04:18.175 I always wink when there's love in the air. 00:04:18.716 --> 00:04:20.675 Oh god, oh, ugh, I'm very uncomfortable. 00:04:20.883 --> 00:04:22.758 That's a brand of television. 00:04:23.341 --> 00:04:26.091 Well, this has been life-altering. I'm gonna go to set. 00:04:26.091 --> 00:04:29.008 Listen, if you ever want wardrobe to fix you up- 00:04:29.008 --> 00:04:30.091 - with a flirty outfit, 00:04:30.091 --> 00:04:31.841 - they can hammer... - Oh my God, n... 00:04:33.050 --> 00:04:35.758 Seems like a long way to go for a dream sequence. 00:04:35.758 --> 00:04:38.716 I said the same thing but I was told- 00:04:38.716 --> 00:04:41.758 - the flying represents the freedom Jake seeks- 00:04:41.758 --> 00:04:44.341 - from the pressure of his work life. 00:04:44.341 --> 00:04:45.675 Very artsy. 00:04:45.675 --> 00:04:46.758 Mm-hmm, all I'm hearing- 00:04:46.758 --> 00:04:48.800 - is that my nuts are gonna get wrenched. 00:04:50.008 --> 00:04:51.341 Oh, BRB, bro. 00:04:51.341 --> 00:04:53.383 - Hey. - Hey, what did HR say? 00:04:53.383 --> 00:04:55.133 Yeah, it's cool, uh, you're, you're free to ask out- 00:04:55.133 --> 00:04:57.883 - whoever it is. - Aw, sweet, I'm pumped. 00:04:57.883 --> 00:04:59.758 This girl is really special. 00:04:59.758 --> 00:05:01.508 Uh, yes, but company policy states- 00:05:01.508 --> 00:05:03.216 - you can only ask her out once. 00:05:03.841 --> 00:05:05.008 Why? 00:05:05.008 --> 00:05:06.508 Well, because if she doesn't say yes- 00:05:06.508 --> 00:05:09.341 - and then you ask her again, it's considered harassment. 00:05:09.675 --> 00:05:11.425 Wait, I only get one shot? 00:05:12.425 --> 00:05:13.300 That's not fair. 00:05:14.050 --> 00:05:15.883 Well, bud, life's not fair. 00:05:15.883 --> 00:05:18.133 You know, I, uh, I'm stuck with a driver's license photo- 00:05:18.133 --> 00:05:20.341 - that makes me look like John C. Reilly. 00:05:20.758 --> 00:05:22.466 Ooh, snacks. 00:05:24.758 --> 00:05:26.883 I say we just dump the whole J scene. 00:05:26.883 --> 00:05:28.633 You always wanna cut the J scene. 00:05:28.633 --> 00:05:30.341 A surgeon cuts to heal. 00:05:30.800 --> 00:05:33.383 You know, can I ask you young kids- 00:05:33.383 --> 00:05:34.591 - something a little delicate? 00:05:34.591 --> 00:05:36.466 Okay, just a few injections in the forehead- 00:05:36.466 --> 00:05:38.841 - and some filler here and here. 00:05:38.841 --> 00:05:41.758 Now he's funny. Something delicate about Hannah. 00:05:41.758 --> 00:05:44.925 Here's my question, you guys travel in the same circle. 00:05:44.925 --> 00:05:46.466 Is she seeing anybody? 00:05:46.466 --> 00:05:47.466 Not really. 00:05:48.716 --> 00:05:50.925 I think she has some intimacy issues. 00:05:50.925 --> 00:05:54.300 No, Hannah? Where the hell would that come from? 00:05:57.883 --> 00:05:59.591 Oh god, he's serious. 00:05:59.591 --> 00:06:02.008 What, oh, you think she's emotionally closed off- 00:06:02.008 --> 00:06:03.091 - because of me? 00:06:03.091 --> 00:06:04.341 No, no, of course not. 00:06:04.341 --> 00:06:05.966 No, that was probably the, the other father- 00:06:05.966 --> 00:06:07.633 - that she grew up without. 00:06:08.091 --> 00:06:10.466 It's a heartwarming story. Can we get back to Hannah? 00:06:10.466 --> 00:06:11.633 Here's the thing. 00:06:11.633 --> 00:06:14.716 I think she kinda likes this Mallory woman from HR. 00:06:14.716 --> 00:06:16.841 So how do we find out if she's single- 00:06:17.216 --> 00:06:19.883 - Let's check her socials. - Oh, alright. 00:06:19.883 --> 00:06:24.383 Okay, Mallory, Hulu, human resources. 00:06:24.383 --> 00:06:27.341 Yeah, and just asking, has, has anyone read my draft? 00:06:27.341 --> 00:06:29.008 - Hold on. - Got it, Mallory Bixby. 00:06:29.008 --> 00:06:31.716 - Yes. - Yup, Google says she's 36 years old. 00:06:31.716 --> 00:06:32.883 No mention of spouse. 00:06:32.883 --> 00:06:33.966 - Okay. - I'll check Instagram. 00:06:33.966 --> 00:06:35.050 I'll check Venmo. 00:06:35.050 --> 00:06:36.383 She's ancient, I'll check Facebook. 00:06:36.383 --> 00:06:38.925 Just saying, turned it in two days ago. 00:06:38.925 --> 00:06:40.883 Yeah, you turned it in on a yellow legal pad. 00:06:40.883 --> 00:06:42.091 She's still typing it up. 00:06:42.091 --> 00:06:45.633 Okay, Mallory Bixby, lots of pics with friends. 00:06:45.633 --> 00:06:47.841 - Alright. So? - And a dog. 00:06:47.841 --> 00:06:48.675 - Ooh. - I like it. 00:06:48.675 --> 00:06:49.758 No wedding ring. 00:06:49.758 --> 00:06:51.383 There we go. I like that. 00:06:51.383 --> 00:06:53.508 Uh-oh, arm-in-arm with a man. 00:06:53.508 --> 00:06:54.716 - No! - Every time. 00:06:54.716 --> 00:06:56.841 Wait, it's her brother. 00:06:56.841 --> 00:06:59.841 She paid Barbara Long for tickets to a Janelle Monáe concert. 00:07:01.466 --> 00:07:03.383 It means you've thought about it. 00:07:03.383 --> 00:07:05.675 Okay, Mallory played golf at UCLA. 00:07:05.675 --> 00:07:08.508 - Come on. - A photo of her at a Fran Lebowitz Q&A. 00:07:08.508 --> 00:07:10.300 - There you go. - Okay, these are clichés. 00:07:10.300 --> 00:07:11.633 It's all circumstantial. 00:07:11.633 --> 00:07:12.966 She has two cats named Tilda and Swinton. 00:07:13.550 --> 00:07:15.758 Wow, you guys are better than Matlock. 00:07:15.758 --> 00:07:17.466 Hey, woo! 00:07:18.258 --> 00:07:20.675 Hey Jer, you got a sec? 00:07:20.675 --> 00:07:22.008 Yeah, what's up. 00:07:22.008 --> 00:07:26.008 Uh, I'm In AA and I'm supposed to make amends with people- 00:07:26.008 --> 00:07:27.758 - I might've wronged, you know, 00:07:27.758 --> 00:07:29.175 - back when I was overdoing it. 00:07:29.175 --> 00:07:30.841 Must be a hell of a list. 00:07:30.841 --> 00:07:33.383 Yeah, and since you're here, 00:07:33.383 --> 00:07:35.341 - thought I might as well pop my cherry with you. 00:07:35.383 --> 00:07:38.716 Yeah, okay, I'll try to be gentle. 00:07:39.883 --> 00:07:43.300 Back then, I either came to work drunk, stoned, or hungover. 00:07:43.300 --> 00:07:45.841 I can't even remember season three... 00:07:46.591 --> 00:07:49.383 But shouldn't have done it, filled with regrets, 00:07:49.383 --> 00:07:51.091 - uh, blah, blah, blah. 00:07:52.383 --> 00:07:55.633 Well, Clay, thanks for those heartfelt words. 00:07:56.216 --> 00:07:57.925 Good. 00:07:57.966 --> 00:08:00.466 Okay, boys, take him up. 00:08:03.425 --> 00:08:05.133 It's just like Peter Pan. 00:08:07.341 --> 00:08:08.716 Wow. 00:08:08.716 --> 00:08:10.091 Oh cool, you came. 00:08:10.091 --> 00:08:12.341 Look at you doing your own stunts. 00:08:12.341 --> 00:08:14.258 Yeah, it's no big deal. 00:08:14.258 --> 00:08:15.925 When I was a baby, my diapers were too tight- 00:08:15.966 --> 00:08:18.883 - from growing fast so I can't even feel the harness. 00:08:19.466 --> 00:08:21.133 So fun. 00:08:21.675 --> 00:08:23.341 Hey, speaking of fun... 00:08:23.800 --> 00:08:25.466 I'm going to a showing of Pulp Fiction tonight- 00:08:25.466 --> 00:08:27.800 - at the Aero in Santa Monica. There's a whole costume thing. 00:08:27.800 --> 00:08:29.341 Do you think that might be something- 00:08:29.341 --> 00:08:31.550 - you'd be interested in doing? - Oh, um, Zack, I'm sorry, I... 00:08:31.550 --> 00:08:32.675 Okay, lift him up! 00:08:32.675 --> 00:08:35.175 Uh, just gimme one second. Oh! 00:08:35.175 --> 00:08:36.883 This is Elaine. 00:08:37.008 --> 00:08:39.175 Wait, did that count? 00:08:39.175 --> 00:08:39.425 Wait, did that count? 00:08:44.758 --> 00:08:46.175 It's Nora. Text me. 00:08:46.175 --> 00:08:48.800 Hey, it's me leaving an actual voicemail- 00:08:48.800 --> 00:08:51.008 - because I, I want you to hear my sincerity. 00:08:51.091 --> 00:08:54.008 Um, when I say there, there is nothing- 00:08:54.008 --> 00:08:55.966 - untoward going on between... 00:08:56.008 --> 00:08:58.133 Reed, you are not gonna believe this. 00:08:58.133 --> 00:08:59.800 What's that, waitress? 00:09:00.550 --> 00:09:05.341 There is something going on with those three. 00:09:05.341 --> 00:09:07.050 They were whispering. 00:09:07.716 --> 00:09:09.508 Maybe that's because you were listening in- 00:09:09.508 --> 00:09:10.508 - on their conversation. 00:09:10.508 --> 00:09:11.675 No, I don't think so. 00:09:11.675 --> 00:09:13.675 The widow is in cahoots with man bun- 00:09:13.675 --> 00:09:17.216 - and they're pretending to be... art dealers. 00:09:17.216 --> 00:09:20.300 - Okay, what, what, what kind of cahoots? - The worst kind of cahoots. 00:09:20.300 --> 00:09:23.508 They're trying to sell that unsuspecting Asian tech titan- 00:09:23.508 --> 00:09:25.216 - forged masterpieces. 00:09:26.216 --> 00:09:27.466 How bored are you? 00:09:27.466 --> 00:09:29.633 My phone died. Who do you think they are? 00:09:31.966 --> 00:09:34.883 Well, Bree, I actually, you know what? 00:09:34.883 --> 00:09:37.216 I don't, I don't think we should sit here and play this. 00:09:37.216 --> 00:09:38.591 Why not? 00:09:38.591 --> 00:09:40.716 Just because it's something that you and I used to do when, 00:09:40.716 --> 00:09:42.966 - you know, we would go on vacation together. 00:09:42.966 --> 00:09:44.633 So? 00:09:44.966 --> 00:09:46.633 So we're not together. 00:09:47.591 --> 00:09:49.758 - We're not? - Don't do that. 00:09:49.758 --> 00:09:52.466 Are you breaking up with me? Please don't do that. 00:09:52.466 --> 00:09:55.091 - He's breaking up with me! - I'm not breaking up with her. 00:09:55.091 --> 00:09:58.008 - My heart is breaking open! - We're not together. 00:09:59.591 --> 00:10:01.591 - Hey. - Hannah, just in time. 00:10:01.591 --> 00:10:03.300 Look, we have a guest. 00:10:04.008 --> 00:10:05.966 - Mallory. - Hi, again. 00:10:05.966 --> 00:10:08.383 Yeah, uh, what are we doing here? 00:10:08.383 --> 00:10:12.050 Well, you know, it's just in this crazy day and age, 00:10:12.050 --> 00:10:15.133 - it's so confusing what you can say anymore- 00:10:15.133 --> 00:10:16.508 - in a writer's room and what you can't say. 00:10:16.508 --> 00:10:18.425 So I thought to get some clarity, 00:10:18.425 --> 00:10:20.841 - I'd invite beautiful Mallory to help us. 00:10:20.841 --> 00:10:22.675 Yeah. I'm pretty sure you can't say that. 00:10:22.675 --> 00:10:25.133 Mallory is very nice. 00:10:25.133 --> 00:10:27.466 Oh, and you're a winker now too. 00:10:27.466 --> 00:10:28.758 Am I missing something? 00:10:28.758 --> 00:10:30.883 No, uh, hey, guys, I really don't think- 00:10:30.883 --> 00:10:32.716 - you should be wasting Mallory's time like this. 00:10:32.716 --> 00:10:35.216 We, hey, well, maybe you don't need the guidance. 00:10:35.216 --> 00:10:37.841 What, with your honors degree from Northwestern University. 00:10:37.841 --> 00:10:40.591 But you know what? The rest of us dummies, we could use a little assistance. 00:10:40.591 --> 00:10:42.633 - I went to Harvard. - Add it to the board. 00:10:42.633 --> 00:10:44.341 - Whoa. - Dammit. 00:10:45.425 --> 00:10:47.633 Two more and you gotta give Bob a foot rub. 00:10:47.633 --> 00:10:49.925 Mm, they can't make me touch his feet, right? 00:10:50.383 --> 00:10:52.091 I mean, if you made a deal. 00:10:54.008 --> 00:10:55.508 It's a little HR joke. 00:10:55.508 --> 00:10:57.633 I don't know, just... 00:10:57.633 --> 00:10:59.008 And she's funny. 00:10:59.008 --> 00:11:01.508 So as long as we're doing this, I have a sort of a, 00:11:01.550 --> 00:11:04.633 - a hypothetical scenario I'd really love to drill down on. 00:11:04.633 --> 00:11:06.883 - Okay. - Would it be alright for me to compliment- 00:11:06.883 --> 00:11:10.425 - a, a female coworker on her wit and wisdom? 00:11:10.425 --> 00:11:13.466 - Yes. - How about her nice, wide, childbearing hips? 00:11:13.466 --> 00:11:15.008 Always with the hips. 00:11:15.008 --> 00:11:16.966 The heart wants what the heart wants. 00:11:17.883 --> 00:11:20.550 Shockingly, you can't talk about a woman's hips. 00:11:20.550 --> 00:11:23.341 Really, that seems like a big "screw you" to evolution. 00:11:26.258 --> 00:11:30.550 Azmina, you, you look like you have something you wanna say. 00:11:32.258 --> 00:11:33.758 Sometimes I feel bad about myself- 00:11:33.758 --> 00:11:36.050 - because Hannah is such a good cook. 00:11:36.050 --> 00:11:38.216 Oh my god. 00:11:38.216 --> 00:11:40.050 Uh, hey, Gordon, can I talk to you outside? 00:11:40.050 --> 00:11:41.216 Uh-oh, you know what? 00:11:41.216 --> 00:11:42.050 What a, what a weird thing to say. 00:11:42.050 --> 00:11:43.216 What, what's up? 00:11:43.216 --> 00:11:45.591 I got a question, what if the room is dragging- 00:11:45.591 --> 00:11:48.133 - and I wanna add some levity by telling- 00:11:48.133 --> 00:11:50.925 - a really hilarious story about Tony Danza's *? 00:11:52.091 --> 00:11:54.633 Definitely no, that could absolutely- 00:11:54.633 --> 00:11:56.716 - make a lot of people feel uncomfortable. 00:11:56.966 --> 00:12:00.008 Trust me, so could Tony Danza's *. 00:12:00.008 --> 00:12:01.716 Okay. 00:12:01.800 --> 00:12:03.966 - Guess... - What the literal hell? 00:12:03.966 --> 00:12:05.800 - I'm always in trouble with you. - Do you have- 00:12:05.800 --> 00:12:08.008 - any idea how embarrassing that was for me? 00:12:08.008 --> 00:12:09.300 What, what were you thinking? 00:12:09.300 --> 00:12:10.841 I don't know, you just, 00:12:10.841 --> 00:12:13.758 - you seem so freaked out about the idea of liking someone- 00:12:13.758 --> 00:12:16.425 - that I tried to, tried to help a little bit. 00:12:16.425 --> 00:12:17.841 - Who asked you to help? - Nobody. 00:12:17.841 --> 00:12:18.800 - Yeah. - I know. 00:12:18.800 --> 00:12:22.008 I just thought this was one of those, 00:12:22.008 --> 00:12:24.883 - I broke it, I should fix it, kind of things. 00:12:25.300 --> 00:12:27.341 You broke it. 00:12:27.341 --> 00:12:31.425 - I mean, didn't I? - I am the "it" that you broke. 00:12:32.050 --> 00:12:34.883 I mean, no? Let me put it this way. 00:12:34.883 --> 00:12:37.216 If, if me not being around- 00:12:37.216 --> 00:12:39.925 - during your becoming a woman years- 00:12:39.925 --> 00:12:44.091 - is what made you so skittish or frightened or, or timid or, 00:12:44.091 --> 00:12:46.925 - or insecure or emotionally dead, whatever. - Okay. 00:12:46.925 --> 00:12:48.550 I don't know what the term is, but if, 00:12:48.550 --> 00:12:50.800 - if I contributed to that, then, yes, 00:12:50.800 --> 00:12:53.008 - that would make me feel really badly. 00:12:55.050 --> 00:12:57.800 Look, as much as I would love to blame you- 00:12:57.800 --> 00:12:59.466 - for all of my problems, 00:12:59.466 --> 00:13:02.050 - there are a number of reasons I am the way I am. 00:13:02.550 --> 00:13:04.800 Fine, be that as it may. 00:13:04.800 --> 00:13:06.050 Okay, yes? 00:13:06.050 --> 00:13:07.883 Well, your friends in there- 00:13:07.883 --> 00:13:09.966 - did some very impressive online digging. 00:13:09.966 --> 00:13:11.300 Oh my... 00:13:11.341 --> 00:13:12.716 - Mm-hmm? - That's interesting. 00:13:12.716 --> 00:13:14.300 - Yes. - But! 00:13:14.300 --> 00:13:16.508 And after that, they also found a nude picture of Selma- 00:13:16.508 --> 00:13:20.258 - with a very young Gabe Kaplan that rocked a few worlds. 00:13:20.258 --> 00:13:24.091 Uh, can I just give you a little piece of fatherly advice? 00:13:24.550 --> 00:13:26.633 Life is short, just put yourself out there. 00:13:26.633 --> 00:13:28.133 Okay, I'm not quite ready- 00:13:28.133 --> 00:13:29.591 - for the fatherly advice from you yet. 00:13:29.591 --> 00:13:30.758 Fair enough. 00:13:30.758 --> 00:13:34.758 Co-showrunner advice, give your character some drive. 00:13:35.175 --> 00:13:38.800 Make her active, and if she fails, who gives a shit? 00:13:39.966 --> 00:13:42.550 You know, I thought your desk was bigger. 00:14:09.300 --> 00:14:11.591 Bree. 00:14:12.925 --> 00:14:15.133 I fell asleep. What's going on? 00:14:15.133 --> 00:14:16.425 Okay, so, uh, 00:14:16.425 --> 00:14:18.841 - those people are not what you think they are. 00:14:20.425 --> 00:14:23.133 The old lady and the man bun. 00:14:23.133 --> 00:14:26.008 - Uh-huh? - Are, are not in cahoots. 00:14:26.008 --> 00:14:28.425 - No. - He's a gigolo- 00:14:28.841 --> 00:14:31.341 - and the diminutive Asian man is his secret lover. 00:14:31.925 --> 00:14:33.258 What about the old lady? 00:14:33.258 --> 00:14:35.925 Oh, oh, you mean the Contessa Renosa Santiago? 00:14:35.925 --> 00:14:37.175 - Yes! - Mm-hmm. 00:14:37.175 --> 00:14:38.675 I think it's pretty obvious that he told her- 00:14:38.675 --> 00:14:39.841 - that if she invested in a movie, 00:14:39.841 --> 00:14:41.591 - she could be a big-time producer. 00:14:41.800 --> 00:14:43.383 And what would that sound like? 00:14:43.383 --> 00:14:47.383 Oh, darling, you have to invest in this movie. 00:14:47.383 --> 00:14:49.050 I mean, it's going to be a guaranteed hit. 00:14:49.050 --> 00:14:50.758 Don't you want to go to the Oscars? 00:14:50.758 --> 00:14:52.675 - You're insane. - What? 00:14:52.675 --> 00:14:53.925 She's conning them. 00:14:53.925 --> 00:14:55.716 She's trying to get them to buy- 00:14:55.716 --> 00:14:58.675 - a bunch of dried-up old Texas oil wells. 00:14:58.675 --> 00:15:01.258 I just can't see her doing that at all. 00:15:01.258 --> 00:15:02.383 Maybe this will help. 00:15:02.383 --> 00:15:04.966 - Oh? - My husband Daryl, 00:15:04.966 --> 00:15:07.175 - he told me to never sell this land, 00:15:07.175 --> 00:15:09.758 - but he lives with Jesus now. 00:15:09.758 --> 00:15:11.925 And I just don't think that'd be right- 00:15:11.925 --> 00:15:14.591 - for me to keep all these riches for myself. 00:15:14.591 --> 00:15:16.550 - Oh, okay. - Just got text from concierge, 00:15:16.550 --> 00:15:20.175 - reservation at Dan Tana's 7:30, for four people. 00:15:22.300 --> 00:15:27.716 Oh my god! So he's Bulgarian, and there's a fourth person. 00:15:27.716 --> 00:15:29.008 This is getting juicy. 00:15:29.050 --> 00:15:30.800 Oh, you know what else is juicy? 00:15:30.800 --> 00:15:33.008 The chicken parm at Dan Tana's. 00:15:33.966 --> 00:15:37.383 I haven't had that in 15 years. 00:15:37.383 --> 00:15:38.758 - I know. - Oh. 00:15:38.758 --> 00:15:40.425 - Me either. - God, that's... 00:15:40.425 --> 00:15:42.133 Should we go? 00:15:42.633 --> 00:15:45.591 To, mm, to dinner, me and you. 00:15:45.591 --> 00:15:47.841 - I, I... - I mean, how else are we gonna find out- 00:15:47.841 --> 00:15:49.925 - what naughty things are going on here... 00:15:51.091 --> 00:15:52.425 ...with them. 00:15:52.425 --> 00:15:54.508 Oh, right, no, of course, of course, yeah, yeah. 00:15:54.508 --> 00:15:57.008 - Yeah. - Yeah, like, we have to eat. 00:15:57.008 --> 00:15:58.341 - We have to eat. - Right, that's not a crime. 00:15:58.341 --> 00:15:59.425 - It's not a crime. - No. 00:15:59.425 --> 00:16:01.341 Two coworkers sharing a meal. 00:16:01.341 --> 00:16:02.466 Yeah, nothing wrong with that. 00:16:02.466 --> 00:16:02.966 Totally above board. 00:16:07.383 --> 00:16:09.675 So you're telling me I've always been able to fly? 00:16:09.675 --> 00:16:10.508 Yep. 00:16:10.508 --> 00:16:12.008 Might've been nice to know- 00:16:12.008 --> 00:16:13.675 - when I fell off the roof last week. 00:16:13.675 --> 00:16:15.216 Laugh, laugh, laugh. 00:16:15.216 --> 00:16:17.091 I didn't ask to be in your dream. 00:16:17.091 --> 00:16:18.341 I'm going back to my dream, 00:16:18.341 --> 00:16:20.716 - where I was riding tigers with Zendaya. 00:16:20.716 --> 00:16:22.633 And as Jake ruminates in his dreamscape, 00:16:22.633 --> 00:16:26.091 - face-to-face with the specter of his own mortality, we cut. 00:16:28.091 --> 00:16:29.800 Okay, great. 00:16:29.883 --> 00:16:30.966 You guys let me down? 00:16:30.966 --> 00:16:35.466 Actually, uh, leave, leave him up there for a bit. 00:16:35.466 --> 00:16:37.716 Ha ha ha, ha ha, very funny. 00:16:38.216 --> 00:16:40.300 Seriously, this thing's starting to floss my crotch, 00:16:40.300 --> 00:16:41.675 - and not in a good way. 00:16:41.675 --> 00:16:43.425 Since you mentioned it, 00:16:43.425 --> 00:16:45.341 I've been thinking about season three. 00:16:45.675 --> 00:16:48.050 There was an episode that year- 00:16:48.050 --> 00:16:49.841 - when Jake's father passed away. 00:16:50.591 --> 00:16:54.425 It was the best goddamned script Gordon ever wrote, 00:16:54.425 --> 00:16:56.341 - touching as hell. 00:16:56.800 --> 00:17:01.050 And I thought it would be my one chance to win an Emmy. 00:17:02.800 --> 00:17:06.008 Well you were so out of it, you could barely finish a scene. 00:17:06.675 --> 00:17:09.216 Well you probably would've lost to Frasier anyway. 00:17:09.716 --> 00:17:11.008 Still a smart *. 00:17:11.008 --> 00:17:13.466 Jesus, Jerry, I already apologized. 00:17:13.883 --> 00:17:16.716 Allow me to give you a little direction. 00:17:17.300 --> 00:17:19.716 If you are playing an apology, 00:17:19.716 --> 00:17:23.133 - at least try to pretend you *' mean it. 00:17:23.841 --> 00:17:27.508 It's one thing to be young and drunk and stupid. 00:17:27.508 --> 00:17:30.050 But you are a middle-aged man. 00:17:30.716 --> 00:17:35.175 So when you mumble some insincere, perfunctory words, 00:17:35.175 --> 00:17:37.675 - just so you can cross my name off a list? 00:17:37.675 --> 00:17:39.383 Well, that's just insulting. 00:17:39.383 --> 00:17:43.091 So I'm sorry, I don't accept your bullshit apology. 00:17:45.550 --> 00:17:48.841 See that was sincere. 00:17:50.300 --> 00:17:53.758 Take a break, everyone, half an hour. 00:17:54.758 --> 00:17:57.675 Are you seriously leaving me up here? You bet your *. 00:17:58.550 --> 00:18:01.050 He's doing this to make you a better human being. 00:18:01.758 --> 00:18:02.800 * Dennis. 00:18:03.050 --> 00:18:04.841 Elaine, hey. 00:18:05.175 --> 00:18:06.925 Zack, hey. 00:18:07.383 --> 00:18:10.133 It was really cool today seeing you up there on those wires. 00:18:10.133 --> 00:18:11.675 I've done wire work before, 00:18:11.675 --> 00:18:13.425 - when I broke into the dean's office in my movie- 00:18:13.425 --> 00:18:15.050 Admissions Impossible. 00:18:15.050 --> 00:18:17.508 So earlier when I mentioned going to that movie, 00:18:17.925 --> 00:18:20.008 - I was sorta trying to ask you something, 00:18:20.008 --> 00:18:21.508 - but I'm not sure you heard what I was trying to... 00:18:21.508 --> 00:18:23.216 Zack. 00:18:23.716 --> 00:18:25.425 I can't go out with you. 00:18:29.550 --> 00:18:31.258 Okay. 00:18:31.591 --> 00:18:33.300 No misunderstanding that. 00:18:33.800 --> 00:18:35.925 I really appreciate you asking though. 00:18:36.966 --> 00:18:38.591 But you don't like me like that? 00:18:38.591 --> 00:18:40.300 No, I... 00:18:42.175 --> 00:18:44.800 ...I just really like my job. 00:18:46.133 --> 00:18:49.508 Nobody ever thinks twice when a male exec dates an actress, 00:18:49.508 --> 00:18:53.716 - but if I started dating an actor from my first show, 00:18:54.550 --> 00:18:56.550 - no one would ever take me seriously. 00:18:57.550 --> 00:19:00.383 - That's not fair. - It's definitely not fair. 00:19:01.300 --> 00:19:01.841 It's true. 00:19:02.508 --> 00:19:04.175 I'm really sorry, Zack. 00:19:08.508 --> 00:19:10.216 Yeah, me too. 00:19:21.675 --> 00:19:23.383 Hey, Jer? 00:19:24.091 --> 00:19:25.466 How's it hangin'? 00:19:25.466 --> 00:19:28.675 Clever. I think I inverted one of my nuts. 00:19:28.966 --> 00:19:30.258 The good one. 00:19:30.633 --> 00:19:32.758 Well, have fun with that, sunshine. 00:19:32.758 --> 00:19:34.466 Hey. 00:19:34.925 --> 00:19:37.758 Look, I'm not good at this stuff. 00:19:37.758 --> 00:19:40.508 And I have a lot of people I need to apologize to, 00:19:40.550 --> 00:19:43.258 - which is pretty *' overwhelming- 00:19:43.258 --> 00:19:45.675 - for a guy who's not good with feelings and shit. 00:19:48.341 --> 00:19:52.466 But... if I cost you an Emmy- 00:19:53.175 --> 00:19:56.425 - or even if I just made your job harder- 00:19:56.425 --> 00:19:58.258 - by being a selfish *, 00:20:00.633 --> 00:20:02.966 - I'm really sorry, Jerry. 00:20:04.508 --> 00:20:06.800 You're a good guy and you deserve better. 00:20:08.216 --> 00:20:09.925 That was perfect. 00:20:10.300 --> 00:20:12.008 Moving on. 00:20:12.050 --> 00:20:14.591 - Yeah? - That one felt real. 00:20:15.341 --> 00:20:18.258 And I know from years of personal experience, 00:20:18.758 --> 00:20:20.675 - you're not that good of an actor. 00:20:21.258 --> 00:20:22.466 Cool. 00:20:22.508 --> 00:20:24.800 All right, good day, let's get outta here. 00:20:45.008 --> 00:20:46.175 Hey. 00:20:46.175 --> 00:20:48.216 - Hey. - Is everything all right? 00:20:48.216 --> 00:20:50.550 Yeah, yeah, I just, I wanted to apologize- 00:20:50.550 --> 00:20:52.008 - for being a * this morning. 00:20:52.008 --> 00:20:54.550 It's just the play, it's really stressing me out. 00:20:54.550 --> 00:20:56.466 Oh, I bet, I mean, you're doing so much. 00:20:56.466 --> 00:20:57.966 Yeah, I mean, I, I trust you. 00:20:57.966 --> 00:20:59.675 I know nothing's going on. 00:20:59.675 --> 00:21:01.258 Well, I really appreciate that. 00:21:01.258 --> 00:21:03.300 And I, I just, I, I miss you. 00:21:03.300 --> 00:21:04.800 I miss you too, Nora. 00:21:04.800 --> 00:21:06.633 I love you, bye. 00:21:08.508 --> 00:21:09.925 Hey, there she is. 00:21:09.925 --> 00:21:11.591 - Oh! - You look nice. 00:21:11.758 --> 00:21:14.216 - Hey, so do you. - Thanks. 00:21:17.008 --> 00:21:19.050 ...would you kill me if I canceled tonight? 00:21:19.050 --> 00:21:20.758 I'm just not hungry. 00:21:20.841 --> 00:21:23.258 Oh yeah, uh, no problem. 00:21:23.258 --> 00:21:26.466 I was... I was actually gonna say the same thing. 00:21:26.466 --> 00:21:27.883 Oh great. 00:21:27.883 --> 00:21:29.633 - So, uh... - All right, well, I'm gonna... 00:21:29.633 --> 00:21:32.133 - Oh yeah, yeah. - ...work on my lines then for tomorrow. 00:21:32.133 --> 00:21:34.383 I should too, and if I get hungry, I can always break into the mini-fridge- 00:21:34.383 --> 00:21:36.425 - and get one of those $40 caramel corns. 00:21:37.800 --> 00:21:41.175 Reed... this was nice. 00:21:41.466 --> 00:21:42.550 What was? 00:21:43.050 --> 00:21:45.841 Remembering that we used to have fun together. 00:21:46.425 --> 00:21:48.091 Yeah, yeah, we definitely did. 00:21:52.675 --> 00:21:54.175 Thank you. 00:21:54.175 --> 00:21:56.008 Although it is going to make me crazy- 00:21:56.008 --> 00:21:57.758 - that we never figured out who those people are. 00:21:57.758 --> 00:21:59.091 You know what, it's probably for the best, 00:21:59.091 --> 00:22:00.675 - because it's never gonna be as interesting- 00:22:00.675 --> 00:22:02.050 - as you think it is anyway. - Wait, what the *, what the *? 00:22:02.050 --> 00:22:03.591 What are, are they getting arrested? 00:22:03.591 --> 00:22:05.091 Open the door, open the door! 00:22:05.091 --> 00:22:06.800 I'm trying! 00:22:08.008 --> 00:22:10.341 Excuse me, is this seat taken? 00:22:10.341 --> 00:22:12.050 Oh, no. 00:22:13.425 --> 00:22:15.216 Zack, is that you? 00:22:17.508 --> 00:22:19.841 I had no idea you'd be here. 00:22:21.966 --> 00:22:26.466 No reason two coworkers who randomly bumped into each other- 00:22:26.508 --> 00:22:28.758 - can't enjoy a night at the cinema. 00:22:28.758 --> 00:22:30.425 This is a nice coincidence. 00:22:33.050 --> 00:22:35.675 Hey guys, it's me, Dennis. 00:22:35.675 --> 00:22:36.841 Dennis? 00:22:36.841 --> 00:22:38.966 You can't tell anyone about this. 00:22:38.966 --> 00:22:42.216 Don't worry. My lips are sealed. 00:22:45.800 --> 00:22:52.300 - 00:22:52.341 --> 00:22:59.091 -