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Don't do it.

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Are you guys doing hot
yoga in here afterwards?

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'Cause this is ridiculous.

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I know someone just
mistakenly bumped this

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'cause I know everyone
respects my directive

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to keep the temperature at 76 degrees.

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Emily... you think that temperature
standards are *, right?

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Just a dated bias towards
men's metabolic rates.

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So, how exactly did you get to 76?

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Victoria, you've got a
woman's metabolism, right?

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- Yes.
- Terrific. What do you think of 76 degrees?

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Honestly, the number
means nothing to me.

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I don't understand Fahrenheit
and I'm not going to learn it.

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Well played.

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Pig!

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Pig! Pig! Somebody help me cut him off.

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- I'm going to go this way.
- I was trying to give her a bath

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- but the tub door unlatched.
- Oh, oh, oh...

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She's going around!

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Got her! No, I don't!

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What did you put on her
'cause she's super slick.

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It was conditioner to
get out the canola oil,

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which was to get out the
gum, which was my bad.

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- Here, here. Take this.
- Wait, wait, wait!

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Wait, am I doing this just so
you can say pig in a blanket?

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- Absolutely.
- Okay.

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There you go.

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There we go. Yeah, there we go.

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What's that? Oh yeah.

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She prefers 72 degrees as well.

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Okay. Good morning everyone.
So for today we have...

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Thought you could use some extra fuel

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since you're down a man.

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Hey Rick!

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You are spoiling us.

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Oh, you are the best.

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Stop it, don't mind me.
Please do your boss thing.

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That's very nice of you.

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Um... okay. So, uh...
with Patel still out,

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uh, I thought Victoria
and Shred could do

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the presentation at
Sotomayor Elementary.

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- Switching up the teams. Interesting.
- Mmhmm.

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Yeah. Well, Frank can't do school
visits 'cause he's too condescending.

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Yeah. If you don't know what
a mammal is by fifth grade

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I'm gonna take you down.

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Are you okay with some
positive energy in the truck?

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It's just, I don't wanna shock you

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after months of abuse and joylessness.

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- Yeah.
- Maybe you could throw in a couple eye rolls

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just to ease the
transition. Call me an idiot.

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I can do that.

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Yeah. I'd bring a phonebook
for him to sit on, maybe.

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He can see over the
dash. Bring some toys.

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Frank, if you need a hand today,
I'd be happy to ride along.

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Huh? Just like the old days.

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Butch and Sundance?

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Rick was the most tolerable
partner I've ever had.

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- Stop it. No, it's fine.
- You know, you don't need to do that.

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You know, I don't wanna
take advantage of you.

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I brought coffee the past four days.

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Clearly, I miss being here. Please.

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Please!

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- Please.
- Okay.

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Yay! Alright.

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- That's fun.
- I'm back!

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- Patel!
- Hey!

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- Hey!!!!
- You're back!

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Oh... sorry to kill the vibe.

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You still have one
more day of suspension.

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Yeah, totally.

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I was wondering if I could
come back a day early.

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All three of my kids are
home sick from school.

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It is unimaginable.

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Yeah, I guess you could do

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your online gun safety
training from here.

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- That's fine.
- Oh, thank you.

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- Yeah, that's fine.
- Oh, hey. Patel.

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If you're back just a quick heads up,
you can't use the panini press.

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I found a gob of gouda last time.

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Come on, man. That wasn't my gouda gob.

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- I told you.
- Until Patel takes responsibility

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for his fromage felony...

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I vote that we ban him from the press.

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All in favor say aye.

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- Aye.
- What? All of you?

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Frank, can you come see
me in my office real quick?

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No problem.

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Can you imagine if we had motorcycles?

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We will. Let's get them.

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- Hey.
- Hey. I am just a little worried

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about Rick being out in the field.

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I just really don't want
him to get hurt again.

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The chances of him losing a second ear

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- are near mathematically impossible.
- I know. I know.

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Will you just make sure
that nothing happens to him?

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Well, of course, he's my partner.

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Okay.

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It's just a little hard to tell, uh,

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when you're being sarcastic
and when you're being sincere.

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Oh. This is my sarcastic look.

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Mmhmm.

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And this is my sincere look.

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- Uh-huh-ha.
- Cool?

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Err... sure.

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Okay. Should we open with
the turtle and talk about

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how climate change is
eradicating its habitat?

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Err... that seems a little heavy.

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Maybe we just have the
turtle eat a carrot.

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Okay.

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It feels weird to be
going back to school.

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Right? I'm actually kinda nervous.

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School was tough for me.

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Really? I would've
thought teachers loved you.

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No, no. I was always acting out
and I couldn't sit still in class.

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I had a really bad case
of ants in the pants,

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and probably dyslexia,
if I'm being honest.

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I really hated my teachers
because I went to this

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super strict parochial school
and they would shame me.

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- Oh.
- Yeah.

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- Do you think that's why you're so...
- So what?

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Like free-spirited.

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- Just... You know, like... lifestyle wise.
- I don't...

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Hmm. What do you mean?

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I don't know. No, it's
stupid, never mind.

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I'm mess... I'm totally
messing with you.

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Yeah. No. That is a big reason

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why I like * and drugs
so much and hate authority.

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- Yeah.
- Unless it's in the context of role-play.

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You know what I mean?

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Uh... yeah. For sure. Cool.

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Do you remember when we worked
that software company party

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- and brought the camel?
- Yeah.

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And somehow you got the camel
to spit on that tech bro?

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Yeah, you just tickle their tummy.

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I learned it when I was with
the, uh, Peace Corps in Yemen.

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God. It's good to be back in the saddle.

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Truck 12. Report of a spider loose

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at Tompkins Public
Library. 1740 Denny Way.

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- May I?
- But of course.

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Truck 12 responding.

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Truck 12. How is it going out there?

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- Fine.
- Okay. Just checking in.

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Just wanna make sure everything is okay.

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Please keep this
line clear for incident calls.

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Yup. Just checking in.

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Thank you.

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Okay. But I am the boss

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so I can check in whenever I want to.

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Oh, thank you.

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No, thank you.

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You're both heard and appreciated.

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Sorry.

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How's the online training going?

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So good. It's super informative.

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Mmhmm. Mmhmm.

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The dog pays out two
to one so I owe you 10.

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Excuse me.

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Did I just hear about some
gambling on the premises?

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We got a little game of,

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"what's the next animal
to walk through the door?"

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Oh. And you are?

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Jack, the veterinary tech assistant.

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Patel.

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Yeah, I know. I've been here six months.

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Oh. So... you take in a lot of action?

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Most of the support staff plays.

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What? How did I not know about this?

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You guys in the field don't know

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half of what we get up to in the office.

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Or our names apparently.

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What else am I missing?

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Friday classic movie lunch.

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We just wrapped up a
Preston Sturges run.

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Cool. Well, I gotta get back
to this online-training course.

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Hey. Quick question.
What's a rabbit pay out at?

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You think VIP means us?

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We're animal cops.

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What's more VIP in elementary school.

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Yeah, sweet.

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Where have you guys been?

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We got here as fast as we could.

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It's been over an hour.

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Storytime was a disaster.

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A girl knocked over the
terrarium and the spider bolted.

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What section is it in?

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YA. All the way in the back.

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- This just got complicated.
- Why?

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It's just that tween spiders
are particularly volatile.

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Can you please just go get the spider?

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We'll start in YA and then
we'll flush it to self-improvement.

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Okay.

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- Yes?
- Hey Frank...

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Yes?

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Hey. How is it going?

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Well, same as it was five minutes ago.

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It's weird that you keep checking in.

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I know. I'm just, you
know, I'm a little worried.

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Yeah. I got that.

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Tarantula at 12 o'clock.

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Uh, what? Those are super dangerous.

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I got it.

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We did it! We got her!

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Teamwork!

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Shh!

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Man! A tarantula call! Just awesome!

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- That was fun.
- You did kinda jump in front of me there.

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Sorta like you were nervous for me.

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You want the truth?

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Only way I take my coffee.

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Emily's worried you're
gonna get hurt again

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and she asked me to keep an eye on you.

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Ahh.

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I'm worried too.

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'Cause last time it was
my fault you got hurt.

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What are you talking about?

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When you were getting
mauled by that mink,

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I... ran away.

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I was terrified. I almost peed myself.

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I'm sorry.

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Wait, what?

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I'm sorry you've had
to carry that around.

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God. How evolved are you?

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It was one moment, Frank.

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Yeah. But, I mean, I pride myself

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from being relatively brave.

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But something about that mink,

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it hit me in a primal place and
that one minute still haunts me.

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"It is not the events that upset us,

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"it is our judgments about them."

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Marcus Aurelius.

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When did you have time
to check out that book?

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I have a one swipe express pass.

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I'm a bit of a frequent
flyer in the stoic section.

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- Nerd.
- You've gotta stop judging yourself.

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Everything worked out the
way it was supposed to.

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Great. Now I feel both absolved and,
uh, completely inferior

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as a human being to you.

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It reminds me of, uh,
Epictetus. He once said...

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Well, why don't we take
a quote break? Just...

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Right.

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"Do not express your
philosophy, embody it."

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That was another quote, wasn't it?

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No.

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It was.

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So this guy is one of my personal faves.

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He's a white New Zealand rabbit.

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Sadly, a lot of these guys end
up at the precinct just after Easter.

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Would Fred Taylor and Victoria Sands

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report to the Principal's office?

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Ooh!

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What? Are we in trouble?

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Can we just leave these...?
We're gonna leave these here.

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Don't open that one.

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Ooh!

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So, I have this iguana.

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My daughter went to rehab
and I can't take care of it.

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You did the right thing bringing it in.

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At 100 to one odds. Yeah baby!

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So, is it okay if I leave it?

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Yes. Uh, thank you for
being a responsible citizen.

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Okay. I don't know what's happening

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but it doesn't really
seem like your job.

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No, it most certainly does
not. You have my Venmo.

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Patel! Online training.
What is happening?

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Can I be candid? I've
lost a little momentum.

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Yeah, you're not gonna finish it
by the end of the day, are you?

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No, I'm gonna get it done by tomorrow.

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There is literally cheese
all over the kitchen.

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If there's manchego
in there, that's on me.

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Or sharp cheddar.

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You know what? I'm just gonna do,
like, a general cheese clean.

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That would be great.

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Why do you think you're here?

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Umm...

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We don't know.

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Stop fidgeting.

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Okay. Why don't you
tell us why we're here?

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Well, it seems that some people

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think that they're
very important people.

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Oh, the parking spot.

00:11:41.990 --> 00:11:43.697
She's talking about the parking spot.

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Yes, the VIP parking spot,

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which is reserved for
hard-working personnel

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who have gone above and
beyond the call of duty.

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I mean, you're teachers, so...

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- Señora Rosenblatt earned it this month.
- Good for her.

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Okay, uh, so do you want
us to move the truck then?

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What I would've liked

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is if you hadn't had parked
there in the first place.

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Okay. Well, we can fix that.

00:12:05.701 --> 00:12:07.705
Why don't you just point us
towards your time machine?

00:12:09.156 --> 00:12:10.931
Oh. A comedienne.

00:12:11.594 --> 00:12:15.161
So... the presentation
today wasn't enough?

00:12:15.185 --> 00:12:17.069
You need a second stage today?

00:12:17.093 --> 00:12:19.097
Getting attention any way you can.

00:12:19.121 --> 00:12:21.274
Any way you can get it. Yeah.

00:12:21.298 --> 00:12:22.298
No.

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Please move your
vehicle to the outer lot.

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Now.

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Okay.

00:12:27.993 --> 00:12:29.284
That is all.

00:12:33.280 --> 00:12:36.970
Are you kidding me?!
There's an open spot right here!

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Okay. I'm not a gambler

00:12:41.618 --> 00:12:45.031
but I'd go all in on that
being Señora Rosenblatt's car.

00:12:45.055 --> 00:12:46.868
Wait. So she had to park right here.

00:12:46.892 --> 00:12:48.474
What's the big whoop?

00:12:48.549 --> 00:12:50.777
- I'm mad.
- She's wee and vindictive.

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- Yeah.
- We gotta serve her back!

00:12:52.425 --> 00:12:53.447
Okay.

00:12:53.888 --> 00:12:55.107
- Hey.
- What?

00:12:55.131 --> 00:12:56.281
Can you draw?

00:12:57.046 --> 00:12:58.228
We shouldn't.

00:12:58.252 --> 00:12:59.252
I know.

00:13:00.270 --> 00:13:01.937
- It'd be hilarious though.
- It really would.

00:13:01.961 --> 00:13:03.984
Yeah.

00:13:04.223 --> 00:13:05.556
Can you do a willy?

00:13:05.920 --> 00:13:07.937
Oh, I can do a willy.

00:13:10.390 --> 00:13:12.866
Oh, you're going...
you're going horizontal.

00:13:12.890 --> 00:13:14.760
Nice. Oh. Wow.

00:13:14.784 --> 00:13:16.812
You really wanna take up the canvas.

00:13:16.836 --> 00:13:17.836
Yeah.

00:13:18.325 --> 00:13:20.208
Oh. Yeah. Details.

00:13:21.775 --> 00:13:22.904
Tada!

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- Perfect.
- Thank you.

00:13:24.722 --> 00:13:26.602
- Let's get back to the kids.
- Yup.

00:13:27.013 --> 00:13:28.475
Cat, cat, cat, cat,
cat, cat. Gimme a cat.

00:13:28.499 --> 00:13:30.476
Any cat'll do. Come
on. Come on, come on.

00:13:30.500 --> 00:13:32.745
Dog! You've gotta be kidding me!

00:13:32.769 --> 00:13:35.694
God, I can't catch a
break! How much am I down?

00:13:35.839 --> 00:13:38.148
- 700.
- No, that can't be right. That...

00:13:38.172 --> 00:13:40.152
I'm probably gonna need some
collateral at this point.

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Is your car title handy?

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Yeah. Let me just, uh...

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Really? I know where you work, Patel.

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Your desk is right there.

00:13:53.491 --> 00:13:55.411
Hey. What do you say we grab some ribs

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to wash away any lingering
vulnerability from the confession.

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You thinking Memphis or Texas style?

00:14:00.507 --> 00:14:02.507
Oregon. They brine them in pinot noir.

00:14:02.531 --> 00:14:04.406
- Ohhh.
- Truck 12.

00:14:04.430 --> 00:14:07.771
Report of an aggressive mink
loose at Dunsmuir Racquet Club.

00:14:07.795 --> 00:14:10.063
Approach with extreme caution.

00:14:11.304 --> 00:14:14.467
Uh... Truck 12. Can...
can you repeat that?

00:14:15.438 --> 00:14:17.114
Report of an aggressive mink loose

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at Dunsmuir Racquet Club.

00:14:19.881 --> 00:14:21.148
No way.

00:14:22.393 --> 00:14:25.197
So, in conclusion, Seattle may be a city

00:14:25.221 --> 00:14:27.967
but it's also home to
all kinds of critters.

00:14:27.991 --> 00:14:32.456
That's right. And remember
kids, pugs not drugs.

00:14:36.581 --> 00:14:38.543
Would Fred Taylor and Victoria Sands

00:14:38.567 --> 00:14:40.304
please report to the Principal's office?

00:14:40.328 --> 00:14:42.597
- Ooh!
- Again.

00:14:42.757 --> 00:14:44.024
Again?

00:14:47.847 --> 00:14:50.240
Oh. You won't be laughing
when I call your supervisor.

00:14:51.135 --> 00:14:52.734
Can she do that?

00:14:54.721 --> 00:14:55.721
No gum.

00:15:03.304 --> 00:15:05.420
Oh, good! You're
making another sandwich.

00:15:05.444 --> 00:15:07.508
Just one last panini before
I get into the deep clean.

00:15:07.532 --> 00:15:09.730
Mmhmm. Well, I have something for you.

00:15:09.754 --> 00:15:13.243
Your three-animal parlay hit and
I had to Google what that meant.

00:15:13.267 --> 00:15:14.851
Dolores told me everything.

00:15:14.927 --> 00:15:16.512
Seriously?

00:15:16.590 --> 00:15:17.872
You're a field guy.

00:15:18.775 --> 00:15:20.617
You were always gonna take the fall.

00:15:20.887 --> 00:15:23.646
Patel, you know, I am... I
am extending your suspension.

00:15:23.670 --> 00:15:25.015
No, no, no, no, no. You can't do that.

00:15:25.039 --> 00:15:26.268
You don't want me, I'm the small fish.

00:15:26.292 --> 00:15:27.437
You want Jack. He's the kingpin.

00:15:27.461 --> 00:15:28.918
Yeah, well Jack has two open lawsuits

00:15:28.942 --> 00:15:31.263
against the department right
now so he's kind of untouchable.

00:15:31.287 --> 00:15:32.765
Listen to me, you can't
suspend me for another week.

00:15:32.789 --> 00:15:34.847
My kids have bronchitis
for God knows how long.

00:15:34.871 --> 00:15:37.602
Bronchitis lingers, Emily. It lingers.

00:15:37.626 --> 00:15:40.403
How is that my problem?
I'm... I'm sorry.

00:15:40.670 --> 00:15:43.494
What? No. Hey, hey.
The punishment doesn't fit the crime.

00:15:43.518 --> 00:15:45.113
- Sorry.
- Emily, hey!

00:15:45.137 --> 00:15:46.137
What?

00:15:46.776 --> 00:15:49.245
Oh... this isn't about me bonding
with the support staff at all.

00:15:49.269 --> 00:15:52.498
This is about you and some side feelings

00:15:52.522 --> 00:15:54.835
that you're having that
you're taking out on me.

00:15:54.859 --> 00:15:56.143
What are you talking about?

00:15:56.167 --> 00:15:58.540
Are you worried about Rick
being out in the field again

00:15:58.564 --> 00:15:59.866
because you're vibing with him?

00:15:59.890 --> 00:16:01.244
Wha... What?

00:16:01.268 --> 00:16:03.403
You know, as a married guy
I have certain insights.

00:16:03.427 --> 00:16:05.111
And you're... you're vibing
and you're freaking out

00:16:05.135 --> 00:16:07.262
because you're worried that he's
gonna get hurt again or something.

00:16:07.286 --> 00:16:09.928
No. There is no... there
is... there is no vibe.

00:16:09.952 --> 00:16:11.582
There's no vibe! There's no vibe!

00:16:11.744 --> 00:16:14.888
Let me assure you, what happened
out there was a very rare situation.

00:16:14.912 --> 00:16:16.704
It's not gonna happen again.

00:16:18.489 --> 00:16:21.470
Hey! Rick's responding
to another mink call.

00:16:21.494 --> 00:16:22.481
What?

00:16:22.505 --> 00:16:24.470
If that pays out that's 50 to one!

00:16:26.355 --> 00:16:28.296
God, I hope Rick's okay.

00:16:32.661 --> 00:16:34.558
Hey. We're here about the mink.

00:16:34.582 --> 00:16:36.169
He's on court seven.

00:16:41.539 --> 00:16:42.651
Oh, man.

00:16:44.044 --> 00:16:45.284
This is your moment.

00:16:45.405 --> 00:16:46.596
Our moment, yes.

00:16:46.620 --> 00:16:47.681
Your moment.

00:16:47.705 --> 00:16:49.931
To face your regret and rectify it

00:16:49.955 --> 00:16:51.820
and let you be totally integrated

00:16:51.844 --> 00:16:53.908
with the man you know you are.

00:16:53.932 --> 00:16:55.580
Imagine the catharsis.

00:16:55.604 --> 00:16:57.212
Absolutely. Totally.

00:16:57.484 --> 00:16:59.273
But imagine your catharsis

00:16:59.297 --> 00:17:02.290
at facing down arguably
your greatest enemy,

00:17:02.314 --> 00:17:05.176
capturing it and then righting
this wrong in the universe.

00:17:05.200 --> 00:17:08.875
I've already said that my enemy
was my archangel in disguise.

00:17:09.074 --> 00:17:10.825
- This is all you.
- Rick...

00:17:10.849 --> 00:17:12.268
I insist.

00:17:12.646 --> 00:17:13.979
You wanna go in together?

00:17:14.304 --> 00:17:16.184
I just don't wanna steal your catharsis.

00:17:17.683 --> 00:17:18.683
Okay.

00:17:29.488 --> 00:17:32.163
What the?! Hey! Rick!

00:17:32.683 --> 00:17:34.563
Rick! Come on, man!

00:17:34.587 --> 00:17:36.533
How's it feel to be abandoned?!

00:17:36.557 --> 00:17:38.728
Rick. Open the door!
It's in here with me!

00:17:38.752 --> 00:17:40.381
Rick, what are you doing?

00:17:40.405 --> 00:17:41.865
Rick, please!

00:17:49.872 --> 00:17:51.942
I'm sorry.

00:17:52.344 --> 00:17:53.380
It's okay.

00:17:53.702 --> 00:17:54.689
Oh! The latch!

00:17:54.713 --> 00:17:55.963
The latch, latch, latch, latch, latch!!!

00:17:55.987 --> 00:17:57.076
Oh, it's on. It's on. It's on.

00:17:57.100 --> 00:17:59.785
Oh... I'm sorry. PTSD.

00:17:59.809 --> 00:18:01.619
That's how he got me last time.

00:18:02.117 --> 00:18:04.437
Man, I got some stuff bubbling up, huh?

00:18:04.461 --> 00:18:05.461
Yeah.

00:18:06.737 --> 00:18:08.133
So, you gonna let me out?

00:18:08.157 --> 00:18:12.625
Hmm? Yes. Yeah. Whoo!
He's in there, right?

00:18:12.649 --> 00:18:14.618
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm all good.

00:18:14.642 --> 00:18:15.909
I didn't mean to do
that, sorry. Sorry, sorry.

00:18:15.933 --> 00:18:17.075
It's all good, baby.

00:18:17.080 --> 00:18:19.050
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00:18:22.984 --> 00:18:24.790
Well, that must be your supervisor.

00:18:24.814 --> 00:18:26.130
Come in.

00:18:28.548 --> 00:18:31.944
Oh. I was expecting someone named Emily?

00:18:31.968 --> 00:18:34.543
You got Emily's boss. Amit Patel.

00:18:34.567 --> 00:18:37.797
This was too important so I had
to shoot it right upstairs to me.

00:18:38.090 --> 00:18:41.292
Sadly, I am an expert in these two.

00:18:41.598 --> 00:18:43.986
Mmhmm. What do you
have to say for yourselves?

00:18:45.466 --> 00:18:48.059
I guess... we're sorry.

00:18:48.290 --> 00:18:49.312
Yeah, I guess we're sorry.

00:18:49.336 --> 00:18:50.985
Oh, you guess you're sorry?

00:18:51.009 --> 00:18:53.535
Do apologies like that fly
at Sotomayor Elementary?

00:18:53.559 --> 00:18:56.241
- No, they don't.
- Nor do they at Precinct 22!

00:18:56.265 --> 00:18:59.168
So let me do it for you the right way.

00:18:59.604 --> 00:19:01.653
I sincerely apologize.

00:19:01.677 --> 00:19:05.488
Not only to you personally but
to the entire school district.

00:19:05.512 --> 00:19:07.962
And it goes without saying
that we will be paying

00:19:07.986 --> 00:19:11.604
any cost related to removing
any offending genitalia.

00:19:11.628 --> 00:19:12.623
Yuck!

00:19:12.647 --> 00:19:14.502
Well, I appreciate that.

00:19:15.002 --> 00:19:18.203
And we appreciate you, Principal.

00:19:18.227 --> 00:19:20.377
I hope to see you again. Let's go.

00:19:21.211 --> 00:19:22.299
- Now!
- Yup.

00:19:22.323 --> 00:19:24.326
And I can promise you,
this is not the end of it for them.

00:19:24.350 --> 00:19:26.695
- Thank you.
- Did you want some gum?

00:19:26.719 --> 00:19:28.396
No. You guys are lucky
I picked up the phone.

00:19:28.420 --> 00:19:30.020
Yes. Thank you so much, partner.

00:19:30.044 --> 00:19:31.742
I'm not sure you two make a good combo.

00:19:31.766 --> 00:19:33.703
Hmm, yeah. From, like,
a work perspective...

00:19:33.727 --> 00:19:36.163
- no, probably not.
- No, but from a vandalism standpoint

00:19:36.187 --> 00:19:37.969
I think we really complement each other.

00:19:39.722 --> 00:19:41.800
Okay. Well, I gotta get outta here.

00:19:41.824 --> 00:19:42.824
Let's go.

00:19:46.753 --> 00:19:48.895
Guys.

00:19:52.986 --> 00:19:56.639
Rick, this is gonna sound
weird but I wanna thank you

00:19:56.663 --> 00:20:00.502
for locking me in the octagon
with the Royce Gracie of minks.

00:20:00.526 --> 00:20:02.963
I actually feel a sense of catharsis.

00:20:02.987 --> 00:20:05.452
I got a good glimpse of my shadow self.

00:20:05.476 --> 00:20:08.800
I'm so disappointed. I
can't imagine how you feel.

00:20:08.824 --> 00:20:12.205
Dude. We're square.
It's all good, really.

00:20:15.747 --> 00:20:17.876
Some say this is John
Huston's finest work.

00:20:17.900 --> 00:20:21.402
That is debatable but what's not
is that this is a riveting film

00:20:21.426 --> 00:20:24.504
and epitomizes the genre known as noir.

00:20:24.528 --> 00:20:27.291
Ladies and gentlemen...
The Maltese Falcon.

00:20:34.683 --> 00:20:35.873
Black and white?

00:20:39.732 --> 00:20:41.754
I've been texting you! We got a call.

00:20:41.778 --> 00:20:42.814
Oh, seriously?

00:20:42.838 --> 00:20:45.156
Yeah, seriously. We're
responders, we respond.

00:20:45.180 --> 00:20:47.803
- That's our job. Let's go.
- Okay.

00:20:47.827 --> 00:20:49.821
It's alright, man. You
belong in the field.

00:20:49.845 --> 00:20:51.620
Truth is, you can't
afford to be in the office.

00:20:51.644 --> 00:20:53.383
Hey, I'm gonna get you that 500 bucks.

00:20:53.407 --> 00:20:55.327
And when you do, you'll
get your phone back.

00:20:55.854 --> 00:20:56.911
Bye guys.

00:20:57.236 --> 00:20:58.590
Did you want me to turn these off?

00:20:58.614 --> 00:21:00.372
- Yeah.
- Yes, please.

00:21:00.762 --> 00:21:03.713
Come on!

00:21:03.720 --> 00:21:05.417
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