WEBVTT 00:00:18.189 --> 00:00:21.109 ♪ Now let me welcome everybody to the Wild Wild West ♪ 00:00:21.192 --> 00:00:23.445 ♪ A state that's untouchable like Eliot Ness ♪ 00:00:23.528 --> 00:00:25.947 ♪ The track hits your eardrum like a slug to your chest ♪ 00:00:26.031 --> 00:00:28.700 ♪ Pack a vest for your Jimmy in the city of * ♪ 00:00:28.783 --> 00:00:31.536 ♪ We in that Sunshine State where the bomb-* hemp be ♪ 00:00:31.619 --> 00:00:34.039 ♪ The state where you never find a dance floor empty ♪ 00:00:34.122 --> 00:00:36.207 - ♪ California ♪ - ♪ California ♪ 00:00:36.249 --> 00:00:38.710 - ♪ Knows how to party ♪ - ♪ Knows how to party ♪ 00:00:38.793 --> 00:00:41.546 - ♪ California ♪ - ♪ West Coast ♪ 00:00:43.381 --> 00:00:45.091 It's another beautiful day. 00:00:45.216 --> 00:00:47.010 Eighty-two degrees of opportunity. 00:00:47.093 --> 00:00:50.972 The Japanese Club's, uh, "Say Sayonara to Gluten" bake sale 00:00:51.056 --> 00:00:53.266 is going on to raise awareness 00:00:53.349 --> 00:00:55.727 for the whitewashing of Asian roles... 00:00:56.227 --> 00:00:57.937 uh, in Hollywood. 00:00:58.063 --> 00:01:00.273 So let's all bite into some mochi 00:01:00.398 --> 00:01:05.570 and give the Japanese Club a special arigato for our friends with... 00:01:05.653 --> 00:01:07.822 our friends with celiac disease. 00:01:08.323 --> 00:01:11.242 Homecoming tickets go on sale this weekend. 00:01:11.284 --> 00:01:15.580 This year's theme: “Ring, Ring. Who's Calling? Bling, Bling.” 00:01:16.081 --> 00:01:19.334 Remember, every day is a chance to be great. As Jay-Z says, 00:01:19.834 --> 00:01:22.378 "Don't go with the flow. Be the flow." 00:01:23.755 --> 00:01:24.923 Thank you, Principal Burr, 00:01:25.507 --> 00:01:27.592 for those inspiring words. 00:01:28.093 --> 00:01:31.137 Uh, where were we? Jaden Thompson McGee. 00:01:31.262 --> 00:01:32.972 - Present. - Jaden Unger. 00:01:33.098 --> 00:01:34.974 - Yeah. - Jaden Hoyles. 00:01:35.058 --> 00:01:36.643 New phone, who dis? 00:01:39.104 --> 00:01:40.438 Josh Wheeler? 00:01:42.899 --> 00:01:43.900 Wheeler? 00:01:45.944 --> 00:01:46.945 Wheeler? 00:01:48.321 --> 00:01:51.491 Hey, that's me. Josh, not Jaden. 00:01:52.033 --> 00:01:54.160 There are, like, 20 Jadens in this school. 00:01:54.702 --> 00:01:58.456 Parents think that they're being unique, but it's an army of vanilla. 00:01:58.540 --> 00:02:01.543 Not like I'm anything special. I'm a C student. 00:02:01.626 --> 00:02:05.130 C as in “crappy.” C as in “cannot catch a break.” 00:02:05.797 --> 00:02:08.341 C as in “let's just see how bad things are.” 00:02:08.842 --> 00:02:12.303 Climate change deniers are standing waist-deep in hurricane water. 00:02:12.387 --> 00:02:16.516 Corporations make billions off of nerd culture, making outsiders like... 00:02:16.599 --> 00:02:19.686 the new insiders, leaving the truly odd with... 00:02:19.769 --> 00:02:21.479 no way to self-identify. 00:02:21.521 --> 00:02:23.648 And little dictators with big egos? 00:02:24.149 --> 00:02:28.194 Well, they can launch a nuke with a tweet! And then one day... Whoa! 00:02:28.987 --> 00:02:29.988 They did. 00:02:30.321 --> 00:02:32.157 So whatever your problems were... 00:02:32.198 --> 00:02:34.409 Dad won't spring for a larger data plan? 00:02:34.909 --> 00:02:37.912 Mom won't buy that adorbs top at Urban Outfitters? 00:02:39.998 --> 00:02:41.708 It's all baby food now. 00:02:48.506 --> 00:02:51.342 Now I'm an A. A as in “awesome,” 00:02:51.426 --> 00:02:54.762 A as in “the apocalypse was the best thing that ever happened.” 00:02:55.680 --> 00:02:57.849 A as in “all you people need to buckle up.” 00:02:58.349 --> 00:03:00.852 'Cause I wanna show you just how sweet the end of the world... 00:03:01.686 --> 00:03:02.937 actually is. 00:03:15.533 --> 00:03:18.828 So what's life like during the apocalypse? In a word? 00:03:20.413 --> 00:03:22.373 Extra. Be the flow. 00:03:22.874 --> 00:03:25.919 My digs belonged to some Armenian gangster, but he's gone, 00:03:26.044 --> 00:03:28.838 so I invoked the ancient rites where finders are keepers 00:03:28.922 --> 00:03:30.340 and losers are weepers. 00:03:31.633 --> 00:03:34.010 It's one of the only rules left because there are no adults. 00:03:34.093 --> 00:03:35.887 Everyone over the age of 18 is gone. 00:03:35.929 --> 00:03:37.472 Well... mostly. 00:03:39.349 --> 00:03:41.392 The bombs must've been biological. 00:03:41.935 --> 00:03:43.770 Most adults melted into goo, 00:03:44.562 --> 00:03:48.066 and the rest turned into what we like to call "Ghoulies." 00:03:49.359 --> 00:03:51.152 She hasn't texted me back. 00:03:51.236 --> 00:03:53.154 I hear the new David Chang restaurant 00:03:53.238 --> 00:03:55.114 is supposed to be awesome-sauce. 00:03:55.198 --> 00:03:58.159 I should cancel my Facebook account. It's too divisive. 00:03:58.826 --> 00:04:02.163 I know it seems like they're having a conversation, but they're not. 00:04:02.247 --> 00:04:04.582 They only say the last stupid thing that they were thinking. 00:04:04.624 --> 00:04:06.584 But that doesn't mean that they're harmless. 00:04:06.626 --> 00:04:08.836 They will rip your head off and chug your blood. 00:04:08.920 --> 00:04:10.588 I mean, look at this guy. 00:04:10.630 --> 00:04:13.174 It's like Prime Rib Night at the Golden Corral down there. 00:04:17.136 --> 00:04:19.931 But mostly, life is like living in Grand Theft Auto... 00:04:22.308 --> 00:04:24.435 ...except better. 00:04:28.690 --> 00:04:31.276 ♪ Take off Let me see you take off ♪ 00:04:32.193 --> 00:04:33.820 Woo-hoo! 00:04:35.238 --> 00:04:37.365 ♪ Light 'em up, time up ♪ 00:04:37.448 --> 00:04:39.617 ♪ Take a shot, get a tab, run it up ♪ 00:04:39.701 --> 00:04:41.494 ♪ One round ain't enough, double up ♪ 00:04:41.619 --> 00:04:43.621 ♪ It's going down like three, two, one ♪ 00:04:44.122 --> 00:04:46.249 ♪ Adrenaline, whole crew comin' in ♪ 00:04:46.332 --> 00:04:48.543 ♪ Charged up, guess who plug 'em in ♪ 00:04:48.626 --> 00:04:50.336 ♪ You can't win Shocked 'em again ♪ 00:04:50.420 --> 00:04:52.797 ♪ You can't win Shocked 'em again ♪ 00:04:53.840 --> 00:04:54.966 ♪ Tell me when to go ♪ 00:04:55.049 --> 00:04:56.884 ♪ Charged up And my crew out of control... ♪ 00:04:56.968 --> 00:04:58.303 Oh, crap. 00:05:02.807 --> 00:05:04.809 A Yamashiro katana, 00:05:04.851 --> 00:05:06.686 Honshū Province. 00:05:07.979 --> 00:05:10.398 Television taught me every good sword has a name. 00:05:10.481 --> 00:05:14.694 I mean, Excalibur, Vorpal, Longclaw, Sting... Needle! 00:05:16.779 --> 00:05:18.323 I shall name mine... 00:05:20.408 --> 00:05:21.409 Sam. 00:05:34.839 --> 00:05:37.175 Ever since the bombs fell, animals have been mutating. 00:05:37.675 --> 00:05:39.177 That used to be a pug. 00:05:39.218 --> 00:05:40.303 So messed up, right? 00:05:40.303 --> 00:05:42.555 So when shopping for a new home, you have to ask yourself, 00:05:42.638 --> 00:05:45.641 “Can I build a minefield, or a moat, or a drawbridge to protect it?” 00:05:45.725 --> 00:05:47.268 No? Move on. 00:05:55.401 --> 00:05:58.905 Also, don't pick one with an unexploded missile in the front yard. 00:05:59.739 --> 00:06:01.074 That's a deal-breaker. 00:06:27.850 --> 00:06:29.018 Psst. 00:06:31.771 --> 00:06:32.772 Shh. 00:06:32.814 --> 00:06:34.065 Baron Triumph. 00:06:37.110 --> 00:06:38.653 Help me! Anyone! 00:06:39.112 --> 00:06:40.780 Please, help me! 00:06:40.822 --> 00:06:42.281 Please, help! 00:06:45.952 --> 00:06:48.704 That turd lord catches kids and purees them into hummus. 00:06:49.330 --> 00:06:51.624 The apocalypse didn't eliminate the * 00:06:52.458 --> 00:06:53.626 It made them worse. 00:06:55.461 --> 00:06:57.463 We have to rise above. 00:06:58.131 --> 00:07:00.007 Every day is a chance to be great. 00:07:01.634 --> 00:07:02.635 Be the flow. 00:07:07.014 --> 00:07:09.517 Ghoulies, depraved flesh eaters on motorcycles, 00:07:09.642 --> 00:07:11.644 and mutated animals aren't the only threats. 00:07:11.686 --> 00:07:14.313 The bombs dropped six months ago, and all of the kids who survived 00:07:14.355 --> 00:07:16.649 have more or less maintained their circle of friends. 00:07:16.732 --> 00:07:18.985 Among the tribes are the Disciples of Kardashia, 00:07:19.026 --> 00:07:21.320 the 4-H Club, the Jocks, the STEM Punks, 00:07:21.404 --> 00:07:24.574 and countless other small tribes occupying their own territory. 00:07:24.657 --> 00:07:27.201 The borders shift, so it's best to stay in your own lane. 00:07:33.499 --> 00:07:35.001 Now, that's promising. 00:07:35.376 --> 00:07:38.004 East-facing windows, nice location. 00:07:38.379 --> 00:07:40.423 And Jesus makes a great security system. 00:07:49.515 --> 00:07:50.516 Damn. 00:07:50.892 --> 00:07:52.643 Some kids already called dibs. 00:07:52.727 --> 00:07:57.315 Rule three: keep to yourself. I've avoided everyone since the boom. 00:07:57.398 --> 00:08:00.401 Some kids... are worse than Ghoulies. 00:08:04.655 --> 00:08:06.157 Things just got different. 00:08:28.054 --> 00:08:29.055 Josh! 00:08:31.641 --> 00:08:32.850 - Sam. - Josh! 00:08:34.602 --> 00:08:35.603 Josh! 00:08:36.020 --> 00:08:37.021 Josh! 00:08:39.482 --> 00:08:40.483 Lookie here! 00:08:41.400 --> 00:08:42.401 A party crasher. 00:08:43.152 --> 00:08:46.280 Hey, bros, what does the Golf Team do 00:08:46.364 --> 00:08:48.449 to those who crash our party? 00:09:01.879 --> 00:09:02.964 Whoa! 00:09:03.881 --> 00:09:04.882 Easy. 00:09:05.883 --> 00:09:08.135 I heard a scream and thought there might be some trouble. 00:09:10.429 --> 00:09:13.015 - What're you doing back there? - We're doing none of your business. 00:09:13.057 --> 00:09:15.393 Buzz off, fly, unless you want to die. 00:09:15.476 --> 00:09:17.645 Rhyming? Really, Jerry? Really? 00:09:17.728 --> 00:09:19.063 Just kinda roll with it, Terry. 00:09:19.146 --> 00:09:20.982 You sound like a knob with a dictionary, Jerry. 00:09:21.065 --> 00:09:22.817 We're on the same team, Gary. 00:09:22.900 --> 00:09:25.570 - Yo, Gary's just triggered, Barry. - Enough! I make the threats. 00:09:25.611 --> 00:09:27.780 I'm team captain. It says so on my shirt. 00:09:28.406 --> 00:09:31.075 And I say one of you doesn't belong here. 00:09:31.576 --> 00:09:34.745 Gary, Barry, Jerry, Larry and... what's your name? 00:09:35.580 --> 00:09:36.998 - Josh. - Tennis Josh? 00:09:37.081 --> 00:09:38.416 - No. - Little Josh with the big truck? 00:09:38.457 --> 00:09:40.251 - No. - Gay Josh or Other Gay Josh? 00:09:40.293 --> 00:09:42.837 Just Josh, okay? You guys don't know me. 00:09:42.920 --> 00:09:46.757 Well, now you're Wasting-Our-Time- And-Got-Himself-Dead Josh! 00:09:47.341 --> 00:09:49.844 Whoa, damn! 00:09:50.428 --> 00:09:53.514 Soon-To-Be-Dead Josh has got himself some brass. 00:09:53.973 --> 00:09:55.808 Most scabs possum, but you... 00:09:55.891 --> 00:09:57.935 Oh, you are interesting, bro. 00:09:57.977 --> 00:09:59.812 I've got a killer origin story. 00:10:00.521 --> 00:10:04.275 It's got revenge, and drama, and fights, and love. 00:10:05.401 --> 00:10:06.611 True love. 00:10:11.282 --> 00:10:13.159 We've been sans Snap for months. 00:10:13.242 --> 00:10:14.368 Entertain us... 00:10:14.910 --> 00:10:16.454 and you just might live. 00:10:18.289 --> 00:10:19.957 Okay, my story? 00:10:21.167 --> 00:10:23.210 I moved here before the start of school. 00:10:40.978 --> 00:10:43.856 - You wanted to see me, Principal Burr? - Oh, Josh. 00:10:44.690 --> 00:10:45.900 Josh, come on in. 00:10:50.363 --> 00:10:51.364 Have a seat. 00:11:08.881 --> 00:11:10.257 Hmm. 00:11:13.678 --> 00:11:15.388 How's the move from Toronto? 00:11:16.347 --> 00:11:17.431 Uh, yeah, good. 00:11:17.848 --> 00:11:19.517 Hmm. You fitting in okay? 00:11:19.600 --> 00:11:21.519 Yeah. Good. 00:11:22.353 --> 00:11:23.396 Like your classes? 00:11:24.355 --> 00:11:26.440 Yeah. Good. 00:11:29.610 --> 00:11:31.404 Are you a fan of the walnut, Josh? 00:11:33.280 --> 00:11:36.701 California is one of the biggest growers of nuts in the world. 00:11:37.076 --> 00:11:39.453 We're not all celebrities and sunshine. 00:11:39.537 --> 00:11:42.456 I know it's more on-trend to like almonds right now. 00:11:42.540 --> 00:11:46.544 Can't go into a Starbucks without somebody asking for a splash of almond milk. 00:11:47.211 --> 00:11:48.421 And cashews? 00:11:48.546 --> 00:11:52.216 The cashew is a cross-cultural masterpiece. 00:11:52.758 --> 00:11:55.261 But for me, it's the walnut, 00:11:55.386 --> 00:11:56.887 the healthiest food in the world. 00:11:57.471 --> 00:12:00.558 Filled with Vitamin E, phytonutrients... 00:12:01.058 --> 00:12:03.894 Brain food, they call it. And that's all well and good, but... 00:12:04.478 --> 00:12:05.563 you know why I like it? 00:12:06.480 --> 00:12:07.648 Uh, why? 00:12:07.732 --> 00:12:10.234 Because the toughest shell can be cracked. 00:12:12.862 --> 00:12:15.030 - Are those for me? - These? Oh, no. 00:12:15.114 --> 00:12:16.407 No, no. 00:12:16.449 --> 00:12:18.701 No, these are plastic. 00:12:19.285 --> 00:12:22.663 No, this is a nut-free campus. I'm sorry I wasn't clear about that. 00:12:22.747 --> 00:12:25.916 Justin Salts, Terrence Markazian, 00:12:26.000 --> 00:12:27.084 Erika Kim... 00:12:27.460 --> 00:12:29.503 they even smell a nut, it's death. 00:12:29.587 --> 00:12:31.255 Hospital trip, the whole thing. 00:12:31.297 --> 00:12:33.257 Is that an allegory? 00:12:33.340 --> 00:12:34.759 It's a metaphor. 00:12:34.800 --> 00:12:37.595 A metaphor more. Moving isn't easy. 00:12:38.095 --> 00:12:39.430 Not knowing anybody. 00:12:39.972 --> 00:12:42.099 Well, now you know me. 00:12:42.767 --> 00:12:45.269 Are you trying to bore us to death? 00:12:46.270 --> 00:12:48.272 Yo, your story is tired, bro. 00:12:48.731 --> 00:12:51.275 - Five percent Rotten Tomato, if that. - I don't get it. 00:12:51.776 --> 00:12:54.945 How did a noob like you survive out here for six months all on his lonesome? 00:12:54.987 --> 00:12:59.116 I can fish, hunt, rig solar panels, and purify water from my own urine, 00:12:59.450 --> 00:13:02.036 which is even grosser than it sounds. 00:13:02.119 --> 00:13:04.789 - What are you, MacGyver? - No. 00:13:05.790 --> 00:13:06.707 I'm Canadian. 00:13:06.791 --> 00:13:08.542 You're a value added. 00:13:08.626 --> 00:13:10.294 We could use someone like you. 00:13:10.836 --> 00:13:12.129 I don't know how to do golf. 00:13:12.171 --> 00:13:14.298 I was thinking more of like, hmm... 00:13:14.340 --> 00:13:15.549 I don't know, a slave. 00:13:15.633 --> 00:13:17.885 Ugh, I object to that terminology. 00:13:18.260 --> 00:13:19.386 Indentured American? 00:13:19.470 --> 00:13:20.471 Better. 00:13:21.222 --> 00:13:23.891 Josh has some serious skills, unlike you foot lickers. 00:13:24.725 --> 00:13:26.811 You're coming with us, Just Josh. 00:13:27.144 --> 00:13:29.647 Now, we can do this the hard way 00:13:30.231 --> 00:13:31.315 or the harder way. 00:13:32.066 --> 00:13:33.192 What's the hard way? 00:13:33.317 --> 00:13:36.487 We put an electric dog collar on and shock you into being our... 00:13:38.697 --> 00:13:39.907 indentured American. 00:13:41.450 --> 00:13:42.493 And the harder way? 00:13:42.576 --> 00:13:45.329 - We put the collar on your junk. - That's my favorite. 00:13:46.330 --> 00:13:47.331 Thanks. 00:13:47.706 --> 00:13:48.916 But no thanks. 00:13:48.999 --> 00:13:51.752 You see, I have a sacred mission to accomplish. 00:13:52.461 --> 00:13:55.881 This is a nut-free campus. Sorry that I wasn't clear about that. 00:13:56.340 --> 00:13:59.510 Justin Salts, Terrence Markazian, 00:13:59.593 --> 00:14:00.678 Erika Kim... 00:14:01.053 --> 00:14:03.347 they even smell a nut, it's death. 00:14:04.598 --> 00:14:06.684 - Come in. - You wanted to see me, Mr. Burr? 00:14:18.237 --> 00:14:20.698 Sam Dean, meet Josh Wheeler. 00:14:20.739 --> 00:14:21.866 Josh, this is Sam. 00:14:22.783 --> 00:14:26.620 She's gonna show you around and answer any questions you have. 00:14:28.372 --> 00:14:31.041 That's right. I named my sword after her. 00:14:32.376 --> 00:14:33.419 You would too. 00:14:35.129 --> 00:14:38.382 - Are you a cheerleader? - Uh, no. But only because irony is dead. 00:14:38.966 --> 00:14:39.967 So what are you? 00:14:41.594 --> 00:14:42.595 I'm... 00:14:43.596 --> 00:14:44.597 interested. 00:14:45.556 --> 00:14:46.557 Look. 00:14:48.100 --> 00:14:50.686 Competitive fidget spinners, creepypasta eaters, 00:14:50.769 --> 00:14:53.480 the meow-sters, E-sportos. 00:14:53.564 --> 00:14:56.775 Shannon Vinnecour recreated Gondor in Minecraft. 00:14:56.901 --> 00:15:00.279 And Todd Altman self-identifies his gender as a seahorse. 00:15:00.988 --> 00:15:02.406 The horse of the sea. 00:15:04.408 --> 00:15:06.619 I don't think that we have those in Canada. 00:15:07.286 --> 00:15:08.287 Probably not. 00:15:08.412 --> 00:15:09.413 I get it. 00:15:10.080 --> 00:15:11.790 - You're nice. - Nice? 00:15:11.916 --> 00:15:14.585 Nice is what you say when you have nothing else to say about someone. 00:15:14.627 --> 00:15:16.545 It's lame. I'm not nice. 00:15:16.629 --> 00:15:18.130 Everyone seems to like you. 00:15:18.255 --> 00:15:19.632 I'm a human Sorting Hat. 00:15:19.715 --> 00:15:22.843 Principal Burr just uses me to help figure out where the new students click. 00:15:25.095 --> 00:15:26.180 So where do I belong? 00:15:28.933 --> 00:15:30.142 Who are your people? 00:15:30.809 --> 00:15:33.479 I lived in a small town with small people. 00:15:33.604 --> 00:15:36.440 It's still jocks, and nerds, and cheerleaders, and... 00:15:37.524 --> 00:15:38.525 me. 00:15:39.735 --> 00:15:41.487 You're challenging, Josh Wheeler. 00:15:42.446 --> 00:15:43.781 And I do like a challenge. 00:15:48.535 --> 00:15:50.204 - Hey! - Shut up. 00:15:52.373 --> 00:15:55.125 Sam Dean is way above your orbit. 00:15:55.209 --> 00:15:58.170 - She's like stratosphere! - She does have great *, though. 00:15:58.295 --> 00:16:01.382 Hey! This is love, and love is more important than *. 00:16:01.465 --> 00:16:02.967 Nothing is more important than *. 00:16:03.050 --> 00:16:04.635 I am in love with Sam Dean, 00:16:04.677 --> 00:16:07.596 and I promised to keep her safe from thunder buckets of crap like you. 00:16:08.013 --> 00:16:08.847 Now, let the girl go, 00:16:08.973 --> 00:16:11.809 and we'll leave you to whatever circle jerk you have planned for tonight. 00:16:11.809 --> 00:16:14.061 That's tomorrow night. Tomorrow is Tuesday, right? 00:16:14.144 --> 00:16:16.605 - Shut the fuck up, Barry. - Gender norms don't exist anymore. 00:16:16.647 --> 00:16:17.648 Hey! 00:16:17.982 --> 00:16:18.983 Give me the girl. 00:16:19.483 --> 00:16:21.276 - We're leaving. - Sorry. 00:16:21.360 --> 00:16:22.486 Can't. 00:16:22.528 --> 00:16:26.532 We're on a mission to round up stragglers. And that means you too. 00:16:27.241 --> 00:16:29.994 Gary... ...collar this dog. 00:16:33.038 --> 00:16:35.499 Take another * step, and you're dead. 00:16:35.791 --> 00:16:36.917 Kill him a lot! 00:16:39.586 --> 00:16:40.838 Hold on, Terry! 00:16:52.099 --> 00:16:53.267 Get out of there, Sam! 00:16:53.684 --> 00:16:55.102 Go! Sam! 00:17:00.441 --> 00:17:02.484 Any of you shit-dips move, 00:17:02.609 --> 00:17:05.070 and we have Burning Man Festival early. 00:17:05.154 --> 00:17:06.447 Angelica? 00:17:07.031 --> 00:17:08.032 Fuck! 00:17:08.991 --> 00:17:10.159 Six months. 00:17:10.284 --> 00:17:13.787 Six months looking for Sam, and just when I think I finally find her, 00:17:14.288 --> 00:17:15.456 it's Angelica? 00:17:15.956 --> 00:17:18.751 Angelica might be ten, but she's a total fuck... 00:17:20.836 --> 00:17:22.379 I wanna say a word that I can't use 00:17:22.463 --> 00:17:25.507 because I don't want to use bad words to describe young women. 00:17:26.133 --> 00:17:27.134 I'm part of the solution. 00:17:28.343 --> 00:17:31.513 Look, hey, Terry. Let's just forget about this, man. 00:17:32.347 --> 00:17:33.348 You guys keep her. 00:17:33.515 --> 00:17:36.060 You can't just leave me here, you sphincter stain. 00:17:36.143 --> 00:17:39.146 - What about all that hero shit? - That was before I knew it was you. 00:17:39.188 --> 00:17:41.315 - What's wrong with me? - Angelica, 00:17:41.648 --> 00:17:43.317 I babysat you, like, three times, 00:17:43.358 --> 00:17:46.820 and every time, you either tried to light me or my stuff on fire. 00:17:46.904 --> 00:17:48.280 Sorry to interrupt, 00:17:48.363 --> 00:17:51.408 but your sword is still stuck in my * hand! 00:17:56.497 --> 00:17:58.373 Listen! I'm leaving. 00:17:58.999 --> 00:18:01.418 And if you wanna live, you're not gonna follow. 00:18:01.502 --> 00:18:03.003 Yeah, and why is that? 00:18:03.504 --> 00:18:06.006 Because I just used my blade to make a PB&J. 00:18:06.507 --> 00:18:07.883 Raspberry jam, 00:18:08.383 --> 00:18:10.052 extra crunchy peanut butter. 00:18:10.677 --> 00:18:12.262 And if you don't get an EpiPen, 00:18:12.930 --> 00:18:15.933 you'll go into anaphylactic shock, right, Terry? 00:18:16.517 --> 00:18:18.685 How did you know I have an allergy? 00:18:18.769 --> 00:18:20.187 You may not know me... 00:18:22.064 --> 00:18:24.066 but I know you, Terrence Markazian. 00:18:24.775 --> 00:18:28.112 This is a nut-free campus. Sorry that I wasn't clear about that. 00:18:28.195 --> 00:18:30.697 Justin Salts, Terrence Markazian... 00:18:30.739 --> 00:18:31.907 Terrence Markazian... 00:18:31.990 --> 00:18:34.159 they even smell a nut, it's death. 00:18:40.415 --> 00:18:42.292 You just made the wrong enemy. 00:18:43.127 --> 00:18:44.795 Your life is over, bro! 00:18:45.379 --> 00:18:47.923 Toss yourself to the Ghoulies, they'll be kinder! 00:18:48.799 --> 00:18:50.634 You'll never survive on your own! 00:18:54.471 --> 00:18:56.390 I won't be alone once I find Sam. 00:19:01.019 --> 00:19:04.273 You'd really leave me back there, all by myself, defenseless? 00:19:04.398 --> 00:19:07.067 Oh, please. Even the Ghoulies are scared of you. 00:19:07.109 --> 00:19:10.779 Hmm. * mutants should be. They melt better than Barbie dolls. 00:19:10.904 --> 00:19:12.281 Bye-bye, Angelica. 00:19:12.781 --> 00:19:15.826 You didn't lace your sword with peanuts. You hate PB&J. 00:19:15.909 --> 00:19:16.910 They don't know that. 00:19:17.619 --> 00:19:19.830 Psychos get psychosomatic symptoms. 00:19:20.956 --> 00:19:21.957 That's smart. 00:19:22.916 --> 00:19:24.084 You're not smart. 00:19:24.918 --> 00:19:28.422 The world is backwards, Angelica. I just fit in way better now. 00:19:36.180 --> 00:19:40.976 The child who boasts like a man may count his pubes on one hand. 00:19:42.186 --> 00:19:43.937 This is why I avoid people. 00:19:44.021 --> 00:19:46.106 Because street samurai are a thing now. 00:19:55.115 --> 00:19:56.116 Nice sword. 00:19:56.617 --> 00:20:00.204 I see you listened to the wisdom I dropped, Joshua Wheeler. 00:20:01.330 --> 00:20:04.333 Wesley Fists? This guy was a *. 00:20:05.209 --> 00:20:06.877 I've been trying to tell you. 00:20:06.960 --> 00:20:08.962 Please let me put you on game. 00:20:09.046 --> 00:20:11.173 You need a blade, Jaden. 00:20:11.298 --> 00:20:13.717 That was rule number one in the 15th century. 00:20:16.011 --> 00:20:17.638 Why not the 21st? 00:20:17.721 --> 00:20:19.473 - Nice. - Nice? 00:20:20.015 --> 00:20:23.644 This is an exact replica of the blade the legendary Toshirō Mifune 00:20:23.685 --> 00:20:25.145 wielded in Throne of Blood. 00:20:25.187 --> 00:20:26.355 So why do you have it? 00:20:27.064 --> 00:20:29.858 We can't all be three-time world gymnastics champion, Kurt Thomas, 00:20:29.983 --> 00:20:33.654 who employed the precision of gymnastics and the deadly force of karate 00:20:33.737 --> 00:20:35.656 in the 1985 classic Gymkata. 00:20:35.739 --> 00:20:37.532 No one gets your movie references, dude. 00:20:38.033 --> 00:20:40.994 Josh understands what I'm talking about. Hey, yo, Vanilla Ice, 00:20:41.036 --> 00:20:43.163 tell Hoyles here swords are the perfect weapon. 00:20:43.247 --> 00:20:46.875 Oh, I mean, I don't know. I'd probably take a gun over a sword. 00:20:47.334 --> 00:20:49.753 A gun? Guns don't have names. 00:20:50.254 --> 00:20:52.172 Swords have all the best names. 00:20:52.256 --> 00:20:54.383 Please, tell me what gun is better than a sword? 00:20:54.508 --> 00:20:55.926 Uh, I don't know. 00:20:56.677 --> 00:20:57.761 Sniper rifle? 00:20:57.844 --> 00:21:00.722 A sniper rifle! How many rounds you think you got? 00:21:01.723 --> 00:21:04.518 Awesome. Let's say a 30-round mag? 00:21:05.018 --> 00:21:06.687 How long do you think that's gonna last you? 00:21:07.187 --> 00:21:08.063 Not long. 00:21:08.188 --> 00:21:12.693 All I gotta do is wait for your bullets to be gone, 00:21:12.776 --> 00:21:15.195 and then answer... 00:21:15.237 --> 00:21:16.780 with honed steel. 00:21:16.863 --> 00:21:21.868 Patience is knowing the mulberry leaf will soon become a silk robe. 00:21:21.952 --> 00:21:23.370 Principal Burr, back me up! 00:21:23.453 --> 00:21:26.039 You would take a sword over a gun? 00:21:26.081 --> 00:21:29.209 Oh, I don't know, Wes. I usually play Sombra in Overwatch. 00:21:29.918 --> 00:21:30.919 You play as a girl? 00:21:30.961 --> 00:21:33.755 Sombra has thermoptic camo. I like that. 00:21:34.089 --> 00:21:35.924 You can't hit what you can't see. 00:21:36.049 --> 00:21:38.135 And let's not talk about guns, 00:21:38.218 --> 00:21:42.306 because if you do, technically, I have to write a police report, 00:21:42.389 --> 00:21:45.309 and technically, they have to file that with the FBI, 00:21:45.392 --> 00:21:47.894 and technically, you'll be on a watch list. 00:21:48.395 --> 00:21:50.647 But I support all of our amendments, especially 00:21:50.731 --> 00:21:54.109 your right to not be late for third period. Gentlemen. 00:22:02.200 --> 00:22:03.327 What the fuck? 00:22:05.412 --> 00:22:06.663 I'm sorry. 00:22:06.747 --> 00:22:09.416 Oh, too slow! Stay goosey! 00:22:12.669 --> 00:22:13.670 What do you want, Wesley? 00:22:13.754 --> 00:22:16.423 If you're running with the Golf Club, you're missing a polo shirt. 00:22:16.465 --> 00:22:17.674 I'm a pacifist now... 00:22:18.258 --> 00:22:20.761 atoning for crimes I committed in my previous life, 00:22:20.844 --> 00:22:21.928 on a path to enlightenment. 00:22:22.346 --> 00:22:24.765 Don't start samurai crap with me. Your dad was my dentist. 00:22:24.848 --> 00:22:28.560 Proper flossing has no impact on my dedication to the Bushido Code. 00:22:28.643 --> 00:22:32.356 I've sworn an oath to help guide lost spirits through the wasteland. 00:22:32.439 --> 00:22:33.648 I'm not lost. 00:22:34.274 --> 00:22:35.817 - I just wanna find... - Sam Dean? 00:22:36.943 --> 00:22:37.944 I know. 00:22:38.362 --> 00:22:39.988 I saw your tags. 00:22:40.113 --> 00:22:41.698 "I am here." I did a little... 00:22:42.949 --> 00:22:45.619 Sherlock-and-popping, figured you were fishing for her. 00:22:45.660 --> 00:22:48.121 - Do you know where she is? - Well, I heard from Claire Richter, 00:22:48.121 --> 00:22:51.458 who runs with the Cheermazons, that Scooter Kauffman heard the STEM Punk tribe 00:22:51.500 --> 00:22:53.126 saw Sam hanging in the mall. 00:22:53.668 --> 00:22:55.962 The mall is Baron Triumph territory. 00:22:57.839 --> 00:23:01.301 I came to tell you that the soul stealer stole your lady. 00:23:02.636 --> 00:23:05.138 Um, douchers? It's go time. 00:23:05.639 --> 00:23:06.890 Hey! 00:23:09.017 --> 00:23:11.269 I'm signaling Turbo for reinforcements. 00:23:39.589 --> 00:23:42.551 - Trouble at the Golf Club, Mona. - Shut the fuck up. 00:23:43.009 --> 00:23:46.221 Golfers don't rate as athletes. They've got tiny *. 00:23:46.346 --> 00:23:48.765 Besides, American Ninja Idol is on. 00:23:48.849 --> 00:23:51.852 ♪ Today is the greatest ♪ 00:23:51.935 --> 00:23:53.937 ♪ Day I've ever known ♪ 00:23:54.771 --> 00:23:58.024 ♪ Can't live for tomorrow ♪ 00:24:00.235 --> 00:24:01.236 Oh, shi... 00:24:13.290 --> 00:24:14.291 That's good. 00:24:17.961 --> 00:24:19.921 I did it! I won! 00:24:22.591 --> 00:24:23.592 No. 00:24:45.238 --> 00:24:47.240 Feel like hunting some new recruits? 00:25:19.856 --> 00:25:21.983 Come out, come out, wherever you are. 00:25:22.108 --> 00:25:24.528 - Where are you, Josh? - Can't hide forever. 00:25:24.611 --> 00:25:28.365 - Here, Joshie, Joshie! - We're gonna find you. 00:25:31.701 --> 00:25:34.496 Really? You think this is a good time to get high? 00:25:34.955 --> 00:25:37.832 Bubonic Chronic helps me focus in times of stress. 00:25:37.958 --> 00:25:38.959 Can I have a hit? 00:25:39.000 --> 00:25:41.545 We are not lighting the Golf Team on fire. 00:25:42.879 --> 00:25:43.880 Come on. 00:25:56.184 --> 00:25:57.185 Yo! 00:25:58.144 --> 00:26:00.814 This place has everything! 00:26:01.314 --> 00:26:03.900 Food, water... 00:26:04.693 --> 00:26:06.528 a tub of Aquaphor. 00:26:06.653 --> 00:26:09.823 O negative blood for transfusions! 00:26:10.657 --> 00:26:13.368 Quilted toilet paper. 00:26:13.493 --> 00:26:17.539 Party supplies, Tide Pods... What are you washing? 00:26:18.081 --> 00:26:20.959 Damn near all the Settlers of Catan. 00:26:21.459 --> 00:26:25.547 I thought you would've been taken out in the first round, Josh Wheeler. 00:26:26.047 --> 00:26:28.174 But check you out! 00:26:28.216 --> 00:26:31.511 - I am impressed. - This is just my old apartment. 00:26:31.595 --> 00:26:32.846 I just use it for storage. 00:26:33.555 --> 00:26:35.140 Yeah, storage. 00:26:35.890 --> 00:26:38.184 Flowers? Andes Mints? 00:26:39.060 --> 00:26:42.856 - You expecting some company? - I thought that Sam might come here. 00:26:43.857 --> 00:26:45.525 I've been looking for her for months. 00:26:45.567 --> 00:26:47.444 I think what we had was special. 00:26:48.236 --> 00:26:49.779 You know, it was weird. It was like... 00:26:50.363 --> 00:26:53.366 a hit teen rom-com, but spread out over a bunch of episodes 00:26:53.408 --> 00:26:55.535 that you could just binge in one sitting. 00:26:57.120 --> 00:26:58.371 Let's cut to the montage? 00:26:59.205 --> 00:27:02.208 ♪ Staring in your eyes ♪ 00:27:02.250 --> 00:27:03.543 ♪ Everything simplifies ♪ 00:27:04.252 --> 00:27:07.172 ♪ Leave it all behind ♪ 00:27:07.297 --> 00:27:11.635 ♪ Everything simplifies ♪ 00:27:11.718 --> 00:27:16.222 ♪ All we need is nothing more ♪ 00:27:16.306 --> 00:27:20.602 ♪ When everything simplifies ♪ 00:27:21.603 --> 00:27:25.231 ♪ You and I need nothing more... ♪ 00:27:25.315 --> 00:27:26.650 Give me a sec to tidy up. 00:27:27.901 --> 00:27:29.986 Whoa, I can handle a little mess. 00:27:31.154 --> 00:27:32.322 What's so embarrassing? 00:27:32.405 --> 00:27:36.493 Oh, just grabbing my Pokémon cards. You know, Pikachu, Charmander. 00:27:36.576 --> 00:27:39.913 I even have a Mewtwo, which is... You know, gotta catch 'em all. 00:27:40.497 --> 00:27:44.000 Just don't want you to think that I'm some kind of... weirdo. 00:27:44.042 --> 00:27:47.337 "Call Grandma, no texts. The future scares her." 00:27:48.588 --> 00:27:49.589 What's this? 00:27:51.591 --> 00:27:52.676 That's, uh... 00:27:55.178 --> 00:27:56.346 That's my mom. 00:27:59.349 --> 00:28:00.517 After the divorce, 00:28:01.101 --> 00:28:03.103 my mom got custody, and we moved here. 00:28:03.186 --> 00:28:05.188 But she leaves the house at the crack of dawn 00:28:05.230 --> 00:28:07.273 and doesn't get home until after dinner, so... 00:28:08.733 --> 00:28:10.110 I have a Post-it parent. 00:28:11.736 --> 00:28:13.613 Sam, meet my mom. 00:28:14.739 --> 00:28:17.367 Mom... this is Sam. 00:28:23.581 --> 00:28:25.709 And your Pokémon cards? 00:28:25.792 --> 00:28:29.796 Uh, I actually have a huge collection, but they're back in Toronto with my dad. 00:28:30.547 --> 00:28:31.548 Wow. 00:28:32.549 --> 00:28:33.550 I am a weirdo. 00:28:34.050 --> 00:28:36.594 But not a total weirdo. 00:28:41.766 --> 00:28:43.268 Josh... 00:28:44.102 --> 00:28:47.814 You could be broody and bleak, but you're not. 00:28:48.857 --> 00:28:51.067 Your superpower is your honesty. 00:28:51.818 --> 00:28:53.445 Radical honesty. 00:28:53.945 --> 00:28:56.406 You're not trying to be anyone else but yourself. 00:29:10.211 --> 00:29:12.005 Thanks for telling me where Sam is. 00:29:12.088 --> 00:29:14.799 You guys can just take whatever you want and go. 00:29:16.217 --> 00:29:18.219 And what if Sam's not at the mall? 00:29:18.887 --> 00:29:20.889 - What if she's dead? - She's not. 00:29:21.014 --> 00:29:23.933 Look, my mom used to leave me Post-it notes, but this one... 00:29:24.684 --> 00:29:26.019 this one is Sam's writing. 00:29:26.478 --> 00:29:27.729 She left it here for me. 00:29:28.188 --> 00:29:30.231 If Sam is out there, I'm not giving up. 00:29:35.195 --> 00:29:38.698 Everyone can hear that... right? 00:29:46.956 --> 00:29:48.082 Shit. 00:29:48.708 --> 00:29:50.084 It's Turbo Bro Jock. 00:29:50.168 --> 00:29:51.419 Turbo Bro? 00:29:51.878 --> 00:29:53.463 You mean, Turbo Pokaski? 00:29:53.546 --> 00:29:56.049 I can't believe some parent named their kid Turbo. 00:29:56.090 --> 00:29:58.718 They might as well have named him Adolf or Bully. 00:29:58.760 --> 00:30:01.304 Turbo gathered all the jocks into one tribe. 00:30:01.387 --> 00:30:03.723 Football, baseball, golf, et cetera. 00:30:04.599 --> 00:30:07.060 - He's the bad guy. - How'd they find us? 00:30:07.477 --> 00:30:08.603 We found it here! 00:30:09.229 --> 00:30:10.730 Bubonic Chronic. 00:30:10.814 --> 00:30:12.315 Bubonic Chronic? 00:30:12.774 --> 00:30:13.775 Wesley? 00:30:15.443 --> 00:30:17.237 Little pig, little pig. 00:30:17.737 --> 00:30:21.449 Let us in! Or we'll huff, and we'll puff, 00:30:21.574 --> 00:30:23.743 and we'll kick the shit out of you. 00:30:24.077 --> 00:30:25.745 We have to get out of here, Josh. 00:30:25.787 --> 00:30:27.413 You and I are not a thing, Angelica. 00:30:27.455 --> 00:30:29.916 If I kaboom those Jocks to ash, can I stay on your team? 00:30:29.999 --> 00:30:31.084 I don't have a team. 00:30:31.125 --> 00:30:34.462 I'm a genius with very flexible morality. You need me! 00:30:34.587 --> 00:30:36.923 I agree with the petulant dwarf. You require our assistance. 00:30:36.923 --> 00:30:40.718 Uh-uh. Both of you, unsubscribe. You two made my life hell in high school. 00:30:40.802 --> 00:30:44.097 I've done a great many things that've besmirched my soul. 00:30:44.180 --> 00:30:46.266 A rōnin seeks forgiveness through action. 00:30:46.307 --> 00:30:48.768 Having other people around is just trouble, okay? 00:30:48.810 --> 00:30:51.729 I'm going to find Sam. That's it. 00:30:52.105 --> 00:30:54.899 It's not on me to forgive you for being a jerk in high school, Wesley. 00:30:54.899 --> 00:30:57.026 And I'm not babysitting you anymore, Angelica. 00:30:57.110 --> 00:31:00.113 - Look, I'm sorry I was such a shit. - No, you're not. 00:31:00.154 --> 00:31:02.782 No, I'm not. But we have no idea what's going on here. 00:31:03.157 --> 00:31:05.910 We don't know why the adults turned into Ghoulies or why kids didn't. 00:31:06.286 --> 00:31:08.162 But those are just kids out there. 00:31:08.288 --> 00:31:12.125 Fascist bullies who saw Mad Max too many times and dressed like *, 00:31:12.542 --> 00:31:13.793 but still kids. 00:31:14.544 --> 00:31:18.965 The only way we're gonna find answers and survive is if we stay together. 00:31:24.220 --> 00:31:25.805 These douchebags wanna party? 00:31:29.767 --> 00:31:31.311 Let's throw 'em a real rager. 00:31:33.938 --> 00:31:34.814 Throw the rocks! 00:31:34.898 --> 00:31:35.899 Pussies! 00:31:39.986 --> 00:31:41.696 They're not coming out, Turbo. 00:31:42.155 --> 00:31:43.865 We gotta turn up, Turbo. 00:31:43.948 --> 00:31:46.159 We're savage AF, Turbo. 00:31:46.200 --> 00:31:48.119 No one ducks our tribe, Turbo. 00:31:48.661 --> 00:31:50.496 Let's bust through this goal line, Turbo. 00:32:03.718 --> 00:32:05.511 Yeah, Turbo! 00:32:28.868 --> 00:32:31.204 I'm dirty! Josh! 00:32:31.287 --> 00:32:33.539 Make it rain! 00:32:46.219 --> 00:32:50.723 ♪ Yours is a history that's written in stone ♪ 00:32:51.724 --> 00:32:56.771 ♪ There was a lady who had built her own throne ♪ 00:32:57.939 --> 00:33:02.318 ♪ You could have anything that you ever asked ♪ 00:33:03.236 --> 00:33:08.324 ♪ To live in the moment and remove your mask ♪ 00:33:32.598 --> 00:33:37.270 Is that all you got, losers? You're gonna have to do better than that! 00:33:41.607 --> 00:33:42.942 Ghoulies! 00:33:43.776 --> 00:33:44.652 Holy shit! 00:33:44.777 --> 00:33:45.778 We gotta go. 00:33:46.362 --> 00:33:47.363 What did they do? 00:34:00.793 --> 00:34:01.794 Get the fu... 00:34:34.619 --> 00:34:36.162 - Come on. - Come on. 00:34:37.413 --> 00:34:39.832 There's an alley off Lexington Ave. Goes straight to the mall. 00:34:39.916 --> 00:34:41.918 You guys take that, I'll take Glendale to Colorado. 00:34:41.959 --> 00:34:43.002 We need to stay together. 00:34:43.044 --> 00:34:45.922 We stay together, they'll catch us. Those Jocks have a hard-on for me. 00:34:46.005 --> 00:34:48.341 I'll lose them and meet you by the rear entrance of Dick's. 00:34:48.341 --> 00:34:49.884 Rear. 00:34:49.967 --> 00:34:52.345 Fine. Get your * in gear, boys. 00:35:03.189 --> 00:35:04.232 Uh... 00:35:12.865 --> 00:35:13.866 Tracks! 00:35:19.288 --> 00:35:22.542 You can run, but you can't hide, *! 00:35:56.409 --> 00:35:58.411 God, I can't believe I'm gonna get caught. 00:35:59.620 --> 00:36:00.913 And the worst part... 00:36:02.415 --> 00:36:05.960 I'd probably still be with Sam if I just went to that dumb football game. 00:36:08.087 --> 00:36:09.255 Hike! 00:36:43.706 --> 00:36:44.957 Oh, shit. 00:37:06.062 --> 00:37:07.063 Ah... 00:37:16.322 --> 00:37:18.157 - Sam! - Josh! 00:37:18.324 --> 00:37:20.993 - Sam, where are you? - I can't see. I'm bleeding! 00:37:21.077 --> 00:37:25.539 Josh! Josh, follow emergency lockdown procedures! Find your buddy! 00:37:25.665 --> 00:37:28.501 - I'm gonna find you! - Josh, I'm scared! 00:37:28.584 --> 00:37:31.003 - I... Josh... - Sam? 00:37:31.587 --> 00:37:32.588 Sam! 00:37:36.175 --> 00:37:37.551 Sam! 00:37:38.219 --> 00:37:39.220 Sam! 00:37:40.012 --> 00:37:41.013 Sam! 00:37:46.686 --> 00:37:47.687 You know what? 00:37:48.104 --> 00:37:51.565 I promised Sam, and I'm not stopping until I find her. 00:38:13.504 --> 00:38:14.630 Get him! 00:38:26.309 --> 00:38:28.811 Nobody messes with the Golf Team! 00:38:42.450 --> 00:38:44.410 Damn, these some chain chains. 00:38:44.910 --> 00:38:45.911 Dead end. 00:38:46.746 --> 00:38:47.997 There's a sale. 00:38:48.414 --> 00:38:51.417 Ten percent off Groove Pants at Lululemon. 00:38:53.544 --> 00:38:55.087 There's a sale. 00:38:55.171 --> 00:38:56.339 Spark me, Samurai. 00:38:56.380 --> 00:38:59.050 Ten percent off Groove Pants at Lululemon. 00:39:12.938 --> 00:39:14.774 Stupid Russian-made flamethrower! 00:39:16.359 --> 00:39:18.569 - I can't open it! - I'm almost empty. 00:39:19.028 --> 00:39:21.113 - You gotta kill her! - There's a sale! 00:39:21.197 --> 00:39:23.866 Ten percent off Groove Pants at Lululemon. 00:39:23.908 --> 00:39:25.242 I'm a pacifist! 00:39:25.368 --> 00:39:28.037 Plus, this poor white girl just wants some yoga pants. 00:39:28.120 --> 00:39:31.248 As an empiricist, I find the need to redeem your soul 00:39:31.374 --> 00:39:33.876 to be hopelessly naive and * stupid. 00:39:39.882 --> 00:39:41.717 Oh, shit! My sword! 00:39:42.093 --> 00:39:45.721 - You * at hero-ing. - I saved your stupid lives, twice. 00:39:45.805 --> 00:39:47.932 Now, hurry. Turbo's on my *. 00:39:48.557 --> 00:39:51.644 Um... No, he's not. 00:39:53.312 --> 00:39:54.730 Why aren't they chasing you? 00:40:03.572 --> 00:40:04.615 Baron Triumph. 00:40:07.284 --> 00:40:08.369 Oh, shit. 00:40:09.745 --> 00:40:12.498 Anyone know who the hell this twat herder really is? 00:40:12.581 --> 00:40:15.501 I heard he's Marco Lions, that gearhead that lived in Hollywood. 00:40:15.584 --> 00:40:18.754 Didn't your old bestie Jaden Hoyles ride a motorcycle like that? 00:40:18.838 --> 00:40:21.549 Well, Hoyles is a real prick. 00:40:21.632 --> 00:40:24.427 Whoever he is, here he comes. 00:40:36.147 --> 00:40:37.273 What the... 00:40:38.399 --> 00:40:40.526 So what's like life in the apocalypse? 00:40:43.446 --> 00:40:45.114 It's never what you'd expect.