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I'm Jimmy DiResta, and I'm a maker.

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That's a hip way of saying
I make things… like this.

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Pretty cool, right?

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Walk with me.

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For years, I made my name
as a toy designer in New York City.

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Then I realized I don't like the city,
I don't like designing toys,

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and to be honest with you,
I don't really like kids.

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It's not like I hate them or anything.

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It's just it's,
"Check out my little Timmy."

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I don't care.

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Look at my birds.

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So anyway, I quit my job,

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I left the city,
and I moved upstate to here, my farm.

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I got land, I got animals,

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and best of all I have this.

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The ultimate maker workshop!

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Inside, I have every kind of tool
and machine imaginable to make things.

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Pretty impressive stuff, huh?

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Really? You're labeling the table
like that's some sort of impress--

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"Bag"? We can just--

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Okay. Graphics guy trying to be funny.

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Can we please get on with it? Anyway…

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So I got a call to be on a TV show
'cause I'm a maker celebrity or whatever.

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I said, "Sure. Cool." Why not, right?

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So I agreed.

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Then I found out who I'd be working for.

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Jimmy!

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-Hi.
-Hi!

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Jimmy!

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Hey, Jimmy.

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What do you want?

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Okay, Mr. Grouch.

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Thirty years of expert build experience,
and I'm taking orders from half-pints.

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Because misery loves company,
I brought my buddies in on it with me.

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Say hi, guys.

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-Howdy!
-Hello!

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That's Jackman.
He's an engineer, and he plans everything.

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It's really annoying, but he's good at it.

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That's Derek, my best friend.

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Big guy and even bigger softie.

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This is Graz.

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Good maker, bad jokes.

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And Canadian Pat.

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Well, your guess is as good as mine.

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Let's have some fun.

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Together, we'll take pitches on this.

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Listen to whatever
their dumb little brains can come up with.

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The Pig Tripper. It trips the pig.

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-Wow.
-So a catapult that throws cat poop?

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-Yes.

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If it's interesting or doable,
I'll build it. If not--

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Next!

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-Next!
-No way.

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-Next!
-Shut up!

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-Some builds will be good.

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Dino Taco Toilet.

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Are you not entertained?

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Some builds will be bad.

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Graz, I told you
the scissors were gonna be too heavy!

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Make a bigger handle!

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But all of them
will be absolutely pointless.

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-Yeah!
-That is disgusting.

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Whoa!

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-I want the unicorn to fart!
-I can't believe I'm doing this.

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-Go, Graz!

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Why are we doing this?
Because we make things. That's what we do.

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-Thought we weren't supposed to have fun.
-I'm not having fun!

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We're gonna show these kids,
if they can dream it up…

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I want it to be a guitar boat that floats.

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You're onto something there.

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…it can be built.

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Oh!

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That is so cool!

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Hey, it might even
inspire them to build

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outside their little Minecraft -y world,
or whatever.

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-Do I wanna do it?

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Dumbest thing we've ever made.

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Not really.
But this isn't about me, is it?

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-So here we are.
-You better get to work!

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Funny how their dreams are my nightmare.

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Come on, Jimmy. Have some fun.

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Whatever.

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-Why is it called a unicorn?
-"Uni." One.

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But "corn."
Shouldn't it be unihorn?

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Corn is horn in French.

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-Is it?
-Yeah.

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Is it really?

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-Yeah.
-So a unicorn…

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-Should be a unihorn.
-Where's the corn?

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-Corn means horn in French.
-See?

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He's gotta check his French.

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-Oh, yeah.
-He's not even French.

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He's Canadian.

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-Oh, yeah.

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Man, can I ask you a question?
What do you call… corn?

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-Mais.
-Mais?

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-Mais.
-Mais.

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What about a corn maze?
What would you call that?

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Mais maze.

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Let's move on.

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-Come on.
-We'll talk later. Dude.

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-Ready?
-Yeah.

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Let's do this. Bring it up.

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Oh, hey! Tell me your names, young men.

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I am Connor, and this is Eli.

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-You guys look like insurance salesmen.
-No!

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-Hi. What's your name?
-Savannah.

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-Savannah?
-Uh-huh.

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Are those your drawings
on the wall behind you?

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-Yeah.
-You better be nice to her.

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-You're a very good artist.
-Thank you.

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She's too adorable.

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We might have to make
whatever she says, guys. I'm sorry.

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Tell me your names.

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-Vada.
-My name's Brennan.

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Are you guys twins?

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-Yes.
-Whoa.

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Can you guys answer every single thing
at the exact same time?

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Yes.

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Have you guys seen The Shining?

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No.

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You have inventions
you want to tell me about?

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-Yes.
-Uh-oh, we got paperwork.

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This is Air Boots.

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-It's got a "turbo." I see that.
Yeah, I see "turbo."

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All right. So we have a storage rack
to store air and keep your balance.

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-Yes.
-So you're pitching me a walking shelf?

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Yes.

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Wow.

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Our idea is going to be a boat.

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-A boat?
-Chicken-head boat.

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A chicken-head boat.

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And it can dance on land.

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Anything else?

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It's voice-activated.

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Okay. This is a big narwhal.

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Tell me what a narwhal is.

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It's like a seal with a horn for its nose.

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I think they're called
"the unicorns of the sea."

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-You better not break her heart, Jimmy.
-Yeah.

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So imagine you and I
are on an escalator. Okay?

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Yep.

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By the time we get to the top,
you have to tell me your whole idea.

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-Yep.
-Go!

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It is like a theme park,
a very small theme park.

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The room right here is for yoga.

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And, of course, this is the cafeteria

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where people can eat pizza.

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Yum, yum, yum.

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I love it.

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This room here--

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Wait. This isn't the escalator
at the Mall of America.

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This is the escalator
in the subway of New York.

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Okay. So…

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Okay. So, five words or less,
describe your invention to me.

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Fast boots!

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And?

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Jumping boots!

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Fast boots, jumping boots.

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That's four. Okay.
one more word and you might sell it.

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And then storage.

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-Five words.
-Our idea is going to be a boat.

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And it has a chicken head on the front,

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and it has wings.

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That's like 85 words.

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And it can swim in the water!

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We're not going to do your idea!

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Say storage one more time.

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Storage! Storage! Storage!

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Don't do it, Jimmy! Don't do it.

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-Out!
-No!

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This is gonna hurt me
more than it hurts you.

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But we're gonna have to go
in another direction.

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-Thank you.
-Thank you.

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Next.

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Hey, guys. What's your names?

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-I'm Izzy.
-Izzy?

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-I'm Olivia.
-Izzy and Olivia.

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Can I ask you guys
what do you want to be when you grow up?

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I want to be an African soccer player.

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An African soccer player? And Izzy?

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I wanna be a veterinarian in China
so I can help pandas!

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-Wow, that's amazing.
Very detailed.

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I love pandas.

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-Now do you guys have ideas to pitch us?
-Yes.

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Tell me in five words
what this invention is about.

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Panda Paradise Soccer Shoe Car.

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Panda Paradise Soccer Shoe Car?

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Yeah. I want to build
a humongous soccer shoe.

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You want to build a soccer shoe?

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Big as a house!

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Yeah!

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-Perfect.
Why do we wanna make a soccer shoe car?

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I want to drive in a shoe,

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and she likes soccer.

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So it's a soccer shoe car!

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Brilliant! Yeah. I love it.

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All my kids played soccer,
I have a daughter named Olivia,

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and I always wanted a panda.

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-What do you think?
-I don't know.

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If we made it big enough, I could
sit in it, drive it around, look silly.

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-Paul, what do you think?
-Sounds fun.

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-Get a big ball, kick it.
-I like pandas.

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-I like pandas too.
-I love it.

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-It kind of makes sense.
-Yeah.

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What color do you see the soccer shoe?

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Black and white like a panda!

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Maybe we could put some,
like, panda bear graphics on it.

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-Oh, you just blew her mind.
-I think she's gonna explode.

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-Soccer panda. Soccer panda.
-Soccer panda. Soccer panda.

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-We wanna do it, Jimmy.
-Eh, we'll do the idea!

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-Yes!
-We'll let you know when it's done.

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-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
All right. Shut them up. Let's go.

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-All right. Let's get to work.

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You heard the girls.
Panda Soccer Shoe Car.

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I'm picturing a soccer shoe on wheels,

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cleats, maybe a panda.

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We're gonna have it
kick a big ball, I think.

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And we're talking about maybe
putting something in the tip of this.

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This way we could sneak up
on the ball and hit it.

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Like something that explodes
or a punching device?

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How about a boxing glove?

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-Okay. A boxing glove.
-Like in a cartoon.

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The thing
we're gonna need to figure out

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is what's gonna be this vehicle

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that we build the shoe on?

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I was thinking
like a zero turn lawn mower.

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A zero turn lawn mower is cool,
but I don't want to fiddle around with…

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-Gasoline and stuff.
-Gasoline.

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An electric vehicle would be easy
because we don't have to dilly dally

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with any of the motor parts.

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-So golf cart.
-Electric golf cart?

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-Brilliant.
-Golf cart. Yeah.

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That makes it easy.

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For the structure of the sneaker,
we'll start with some wooden strips.

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Kinda like a strip canoe.

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And then on top of that,
we'll build some skin.

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Combination of, like, foam, vinyl,
leather accents for the outside.

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Jackman, you're okay
with making the punch?

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You guys work together
making the punch mechanism.

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-Okay. Yeah.
-You can use that engineer brain of yours.

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I'll make the frame
kind of like an upside down boat.

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-Derek, you and I will work on that.
-Yeah.

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Graz, it's on you
to find an electric vehicle.

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You're gonna have to strip it down,
get it ready for the sneaker frame,

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which is gonna live on top of it.

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-Gotcha. Chop shop it.
-Yep.

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Is it the stupidest thing
you've ever made?

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It's not the stupidest thing
I've ever made, but it's up there.

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It's up there.
I've seen you smile a couple times.

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You're gonna have some fun with this one.

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-Let's get the materials. Let's go.
-All right.

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Whoo! Whoo!

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-What the hell is it?
-Smell it. Smells good.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's good stuff.

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Okay. You wanna cut it?

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Let's be real. A soccer shoe car
is pretty dang ridiculous.

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It makes about as much sense
as one of Derek's stories.

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My house was like a little zoo
growing up.

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We had a hermit crab.
His name was Big Meaty Claws.

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But that's our job at hand
right now.

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The first step to making a soccer shoe car

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is to cut out a soccer shoe shape
out of plywood.

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We're laying out the parts
that are gonna become the framework

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that's gonna define
the perimeter of the shoe.

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The framework is the most important part
of any build.

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It's the skeleton
that will hold it all together.

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Derek's using a jigsaw because
they're the easiest saw to maneuver

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when following
and cutting straight on a line.

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I guess it doesn't have to be straight.

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Yeah, you didn't want me
to stay on the line, did you?

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It's fine.

00:11:58.884 --> 00:12:01.053
While Derek and I work
on the shoe outline,

00:12:01.137 --> 00:12:03.222
we'll need the golf cart
to be stripped down.

00:12:03.305 --> 00:12:06.684
It's the simplest job on this build,
so naturally I've assigned it to Graz.

00:12:17.570 --> 00:12:18.904
Now that we have the golf cart,

00:12:18.988 --> 00:12:22.032
my job is to take everything
that's non-essential off the thing.

00:12:22.116 --> 00:12:25.536
So that's roof, tubing,
back seat, and everything.

00:12:25.619 --> 00:12:26.620
Fore!

00:12:28.247 --> 00:12:29.373
Ah, it's much better.

00:12:30.207 --> 00:12:32.710
The last piece of the puzzle
is the punching mechanism,

00:12:32.793 --> 00:12:35.880
which I've left in the capable hands
of our engineer, Jackman.

00:12:35.963 --> 00:12:36.797
So…

00:12:36.881 --> 00:12:39.258
-And his Canadian sidekick, Pat.
-So…

00:12:39.341 --> 00:12:41.093
We need some sort of a mechanism
for the toe.

00:12:41.177 --> 00:12:42.595
It'll kick and punch.

00:12:42.678 --> 00:12:44.722
It's basically gonna
be a giant boxing glove.

00:12:44.805 --> 00:12:46.015
Here's what I'm thinking.

00:12:46.098 --> 00:12:48.684
We'll start with the boxing glove.
That'll give us a sense of scale.

00:12:48.768 --> 00:12:51.270
We'll use this foam rubber
as a form for the glove,

00:12:51.353 --> 00:12:54.064
build that around the PVC pipe.

00:12:54.148 --> 00:12:56.692
We'll kinda hot-glue it
and wrap it around itself,

00:12:56.776 --> 00:13:00.863
until we get the rough shape of the glove,
and then over that, we'll do vinyl.

00:13:00.946 --> 00:13:02.239
-Let's try it.
-Is it ready?

00:13:02.323 --> 00:13:04.492
-I smell something burning.
-That's it. Yeah.

00:13:06.410 --> 00:13:08.287
I don't know
if that's gonna hold well.

00:13:08.370 --> 00:13:10.956
-How's that working out?
-You sure hot glue holds this?

00:13:11.040 --> 00:13:13.584
Yeah, yeah. Let me get some wire.

00:13:15.294 --> 00:13:17.338
Just push, push, push, push.

00:13:17.421 --> 00:13:21.050
Push and put. Squeeze it.
Squeeze together, push, push. Exactly!

00:13:21.133 --> 00:13:24.094
There's so much stress
going on inside this foam rubber.

00:13:24.178 --> 00:13:27.139
We're trying to solve the problem
of making it look like a fist.

00:13:27.223 --> 00:13:30.100
-Oh, yes. That feels good.
-That's it. I'm excited.

00:13:30.184 --> 00:13:32.770
Jimmy! Are you done doing their project

00:13:32.853 --> 00:13:34.647
so we can get back on ours?

00:13:34.730 --> 00:13:37.483
We're at a standstill
till Graz comes back with the cart.

00:13:38.150 --> 00:13:41.153
All right. I got you guys started.
You could finish this from here.

00:13:41.237 --> 00:13:42.696
We'll wrap it with canvas.

00:13:50.454 --> 00:13:53.582
-It's not bad. The size is okay.
-Yeah. It's perfect.

00:13:54.166 --> 00:13:55.918
So what are you thinking?

00:13:56.001 --> 00:13:58.504
What I wanna do is,
considering the bottom of the sneaker

00:13:58.587 --> 00:14:01.257
is gonna live one foot above the ground…

00:14:01.340 --> 00:14:03.551
-Let's cut a bunch of one-foot legs.
-Okay.

00:14:03.634 --> 00:14:07.179
And then we'll start building
the ribs and straps, which keep…

00:14:07.930 --> 00:14:08.764
You okay?

00:14:09.348 --> 00:14:11.767
Yeah, dude. I came in… I don't know…

00:14:11.851 --> 00:14:14.520
You must've been distracted
by the work I did, but no,

00:14:14.603 --> 00:14:17.523
"Hey. Thanks, Graz,
for doing all that stuff in the hot sun

00:14:17.606 --> 00:14:19.859
while you guys are just relaxing in here."

00:14:20.359 --> 00:14:22.486
-You did a good job.
-What was that?

00:14:22.570 --> 00:14:25.281
-You did a good job.
-Did you get that? He said, "Good job."

00:14:25.364 --> 00:14:26.866
I just want to get that on camera

00:14:26.949 --> 00:14:29.618
so I can have that
to show my family and my friends.

00:14:29.702 --> 00:14:32.288
-You did a good job.
-What was that?

00:14:32.371 --> 00:14:35.082
-You did a good job.
-Did you get that? He said, "Good job."

00:14:35.165 --> 00:14:36.667
I just want to get that on camera

00:14:36.750 --> 00:14:39.670
so I can have that
to show my family and my friends.

00:14:39.753 --> 00:14:41.755
-You did a good job.
-What was that?

00:14:45.175 --> 00:14:46.594
You did a good job.

00:14:48.053 --> 00:14:49.471
You did a good job.

00:14:50.931 --> 00:14:52.975
You did a good job.

00:14:56.061 --> 00:14:57.646
Jimmy said, "Good job."

00:14:59.481 --> 00:15:02.902
Now with the golf cart stripped
down and the outline of the shoe cut out,

00:15:02.985 --> 00:15:04.028
the assembly can begin.

00:15:04.111 --> 00:15:05.946
Pull it over here, Graz.
That'll be the tip.

00:15:07.615 --> 00:15:08.699
Kind of like that.

00:15:08.782 --> 00:15:10.534
It'll be kind of like that?

00:15:18.751 --> 00:15:21.211
-That's pretty solid.
-Wanna take some supports out?

00:15:21.295 --> 00:15:22.922
-Wanna take off the two--
-Not yet.

00:15:23.005 --> 00:15:25.591
I wanna build all the strength in
while it's in that position,

00:15:25.674 --> 00:15:27.509
so when we take them out it stays there.

00:15:27.593 --> 00:15:31.305
-I was hoping this was heavier wire.
-No. We're not gonna use the wire.

00:15:31.388 --> 00:15:33.849
-We're gonna use the magic finger.
-Oh, good idea.

00:15:33.933 --> 00:15:35.517
See, we're gonna go like this.

00:15:35.601 --> 00:15:37.311
From here to here, we're going to go…

00:15:37.853 --> 00:15:39.355
-Wow.
-To there. See it?

00:15:39.438 --> 00:15:41.440
-Yeah.
-I love the noise it makes.

00:15:41.523 --> 00:15:43.192
-Listen.
-From here to here, it'll go…

00:15:43.275 --> 00:15:44.109
Whoop!

00:15:44.193 --> 00:15:46.862
-Oh, that's a good one.
-And then from here to here…

00:15:47.446 --> 00:15:50.616
-Oh man. My favorite part of the show.
-From here to here.

00:15:50.699 --> 00:15:54.370
-We're gonna do those ribs on both sides--
-Can you pass the magic finger to me?

00:15:54.453 --> 00:15:57.331
It doesn't work on you.
It's gonna look like--

00:15:57.414 --> 00:16:00.167
-Look at it. It's working.
-Put that finger someplace else.

00:16:01.377 --> 00:16:02.920
Give me a piece of wood.

00:16:03.003 --> 00:16:06.799
The ribs of the shoe will be cut out
of plywood and attached to the frame.

00:16:09.343 --> 00:16:11.053
That will give us a strong foundation,

00:16:11.136 --> 00:16:14.515
and the curved lines will give us
the sneaker shape that we need.

00:16:14.598 --> 00:16:16.934
-How's it looking?
-That looks good.

00:16:17.017 --> 00:16:20.562
Would you rather
have these curved like this,

00:16:20.646 --> 00:16:22.564
or would you rather have them straight on?

00:16:22.648 --> 00:16:25.359
Go straight on,
and then I'm gonna ask you guys

00:16:25.442 --> 00:16:28.237
the difficult task of doing one more
in between each of those.

00:16:28.320 --> 00:16:29.655
-Okay.
-Is that all right?

00:16:29.738 --> 00:16:31.365
-That's fine.
-We'll be here.

00:16:31.448 --> 00:16:33.492
-Thanks for coming.
-Thanks.

00:16:37.121 --> 00:16:38.122
Jimmy.

00:16:38.664 --> 00:16:40.249
-What?
-Come here a second.

00:16:40.749 --> 00:16:43.836
We gotta brainstorm how the door's
gonna work at the front of the shoe.

00:16:43.919 --> 00:16:45.796
-Where this is gonna pop out.
-Right.

00:16:45.879 --> 00:16:47.006
I have some ideas.

00:16:47.506 --> 00:16:49.133
This is what I was thinking.

00:16:57.266 --> 00:16:58.392
I see where this is going.

00:17:13.615 --> 00:17:16.452
-What do you think?
-It's awesome. I love it!

00:17:17.202 --> 00:17:18.328
Boink!

00:17:19.288 --> 00:17:22.583
I like the mechanism.
The gizmocity of it's really cool.

00:17:23.083 --> 00:17:24.168
The thing that I don't like

00:17:24.251 --> 00:17:26.378
is that the doors
are still in the way once we open 'em.

00:17:26.462 --> 00:17:29.089
Because we really can't
open them far past 90

00:17:29.173 --> 00:17:31.091
because how the pivot points interact.

00:17:31.175 --> 00:17:34.678
-Jimmy.
-What if we do it more like a garage door?

00:17:34.762 --> 00:17:37.806
-Right.
-Maybe one piece, but it lifts on the toe?

00:17:37.890 --> 00:17:39.558
-Jimmy!
-Rather than lifting out.

00:17:39.641 --> 00:17:41.060
-Up and out.
-Jimmy!

00:17:42.436 --> 00:17:43.771
We were talking beards.

00:17:43.854 --> 00:17:46.732
What do you think
Graz would look like if he had a goatee?

00:17:47.775 --> 00:17:49.526
-Okay.

00:17:49.610 --> 00:17:51.987
-You'd look so funny if you had a goatee.
-Dude.

00:17:52.071 --> 00:17:53.989
So you see what I'm thinking.

00:17:54.073 --> 00:17:57.409
I'm fine with you experimenting
with the other directional door.

00:17:57.493 --> 00:17:59.453
-And then make the best decision.
-Okay.

00:17:59.536 --> 00:18:01.413
I gotta deal with these morons.

00:18:01.914 --> 00:18:03.791
-Thank you.
-Thanks, Jimmy.

00:18:18.639 --> 00:18:20.349
Ooh.

00:18:22.226 --> 00:18:23.477
Prototyping.

00:18:41.829 --> 00:18:43.497
Looking good, buddy. Looking good.

00:18:43.580 --> 00:18:45.165
Looking like a shoe.

00:18:45.249 --> 00:18:47.668
The skeleton
of our shoe is complete,

00:18:47.751 --> 00:18:49.837
but we still need to fill in the gaps.

00:18:50.963 --> 00:18:53.298
And for that,
we will use thin strips of poplar.

00:18:55.175 --> 00:18:57.928
Poplar is technically a hardwood
but on the softer side,

00:18:58.011 --> 00:19:01.890
so it's easy to bend and you don't risk
cracking it with a staple gun,

00:19:01.974 --> 00:19:05.102
which is great because pretty much
any idiot can use one of those.

00:19:08.230 --> 00:19:09.064
Ugh!

00:19:12.651 --> 00:19:15.279
The idea is to cover
as much of the structure as possible,

00:19:15.362 --> 00:19:18.407
so that we have a solid base
to add fabric and vinyl.

00:19:19.741 --> 00:19:23.328
-Let's put another one on top--
-No, no, no! Glue this to that.

00:19:23.412 --> 00:19:25.289
No. But we got a bump here--

00:19:25.372 --> 00:19:27.332
That's okay.
We gotta do the lace thing anyway.

00:19:27.416 --> 00:19:29.334
Hold on. Look here. We have one--

00:19:29.418 --> 00:19:30.878
I know. It doesn't matter.

00:19:30.961 --> 00:19:32.546
Don't waste your time on this.

00:19:32.629 --> 00:19:33.964
I hate when dads argue.

00:19:34.047 --> 00:19:36.508
-We need it somewhere else. I'll show you.
-No.

00:19:36.592 --> 00:19:38.802
Does that mean
we're not going to the arcade tonight?

00:19:38.886 --> 00:19:41.471
-Let's put that one right like that.
-No? No arcade?

00:19:42.222 --> 00:19:44.641
It's all your fault.
We're breaking up 'cause of you.

00:19:52.482 --> 00:19:54.985
I like that
it actually looks like a shoe.

00:19:55.068 --> 00:19:58.447
-A little orthopedic but still a shoe.
-It looks like a corrective shoe.

00:19:58.530 --> 00:20:00.699
-Yeah.
-Because it's not right nor left.

00:20:00.782 --> 00:20:02.618
-It's just straight.
-It's just straight.

00:20:13.712 --> 00:20:14.838
I play defensively.

00:20:14.922 --> 00:20:16.381
-Yeah. I know.
-Go ahead.

00:20:16.465 --> 00:20:20.052
The boxing glove is starting
to look and work like a boxing glove.

00:20:20.135 --> 00:20:23.472
It also looks like it's been
sitting in an attic for 30 years.

00:20:24.514 --> 00:20:27.100
The next step
is to make it look ready for the ring.

00:20:27.184 --> 00:20:30.020
So, Pat, we have
a giant boxing glove here.

00:20:30.103 --> 00:20:32.356
-Mm-hmm.
-Next step is to wrap it in vinyl.

00:20:32.439 --> 00:20:34.858
To do that,
we made these templates out of paper.

00:20:34.942 --> 00:20:36.818
We started with plastic wrapped around it,

00:20:36.902 --> 00:20:40.072
and then cut seams
and translated that to flat templates,

00:20:40.155 --> 00:20:43.325
which we'll then trace on the vinyl,
cut the vinyl, and wrap the glove.

00:20:43.408 --> 00:20:47.537
Let's get back to work…

00:20:55.629 --> 00:20:57.965
-Ready for this? Knock him out?
-Oh, yeah. Yeah.

00:21:04.346 --> 00:21:06.598
You heard what he said
about your kid and your wife?

00:21:06.682 --> 00:21:08.684
-Can't have that.
-Can you kiss me first?

00:21:08.767 --> 00:21:11.228
-Go get him! No.
-Yeah, I will, but kiss me first.

00:21:28.036 --> 00:21:30.330
So now that that's done,
let's figure out the nose

00:21:30.414 --> 00:21:31.832
and how that mechanism's gonna work.

00:21:31.915 --> 00:21:33.583
-Get this installed.
-All right.

00:21:36.795 --> 00:21:39.756
-That looks better than I expected.
-Right?

00:21:45.637 --> 00:21:47.681
Now that
the wooden structure is complete,

00:21:47.764 --> 00:21:51.018
we're finally ready
to start adding some design and color.

00:21:53.603 --> 00:21:56.440
We chose to cover it in vinyl
because it looks like leather,

00:21:56.523 --> 00:21:58.608
but it's more durable
and a heck of a lot cheaper.

00:21:59.860 --> 00:22:03.697
And we chose the sky blue color
because that's what we had in the shed.

00:22:05.949 --> 00:22:09.328
Don't go too far without pulling
and stretching. Pull it under.

00:22:18.170 --> 00:22:20.505
-Well, look at this. Yeah.
-Looks good.

00:22:20.589 --> 00:22:23.967
It's those things you put on when you go
into a rich person's house. Shoe *ies.

00:22:25.719 --> 00:22:29.264
It may not be the prettiest thing
you've ever seen, at least not yet,

00:22:29.348 --> 00:22:32.267
but I know exactly
what it needs to really make it pop.

00:22:33.643 --> 00:22:36.396
Jimmy DiResta, the man, and his machine.

00:22:42.861 --> 00:22:47.240
By sewing details, like this trim,
that will go around the rim of the shoe

00:22:47.324 --> 00:22:52.037
and eventually some panda graphics,
this ugly thing will transform

00:22:52.120 --> 00:22:56.083
into a gorgeous
Panda Soccer Shoe Car in no time.

00:22:57.751 --> 00:23:00.170
-Attention, Jimmy. Children calling.
-Oh!

00:23:00.670 --> 00:23:03.215
-Attention, Jimmy. Children calling.

00:23:04.674 --> 00:23:06.176
-Hi.
-Hi.

00:23:06.259 --> 00:23:09.846
Look who it is.
The little soccer wacko and the furry.

00:23:09.930 --> 00:23:11.348
What's with the panda suit?

00:23:11.431 --> 00:23:13.558
I'm in love with pandas.

00:23:13.642 --> 00:23:15.519
I think I heard a thing or two about that.

00:23:15.602 --> 00:23:18.897
And I kind of go all out
because I got my socks.

00:23:18.980 --> 00:23:19.940
That's very cute.

00:23:20.023 --> 00:23:21.983
And then I got my earrings.

00:23:22.067 --> 00:23:24.820
I also have like
a million panda pajammies.

00:23:24.903 --> 00:23:28.407
All right, all right. Get to the point.
We gotta get back to work here.

00:23:28.490 --> 00:23:29.658
How fast is it gonna be?

00:23:29.741 --> 00:23:32.869
-Fast. It's gonna go 800 miles an hour.
-Say what?

00:23:32.953 --> 00:23:34.830
Yay! That's fast.

00:23:35.622 --> 00:23:37.082
Are there pandas?

00:23:37.165 --> 00:23:40.919
We're gonna have a live panda.
We're getting panda babies smuggled in.

00:23:41.002 --> 00:23:42.337
I don't think that's true.

00:23:42.421 --> 00:23:45.132
-No. that's a different show.
-Locked Up Abroad.

00:23:46.299 --> 00:23:49.136
Wait. What color is it,
or like what color or colors?

00:23:49.219 --> 00:23:52.514
Blue, we got blue
and a little bit of white.

00:23:52.597 --> 00:23:54.599
-That's--
-We need more colors!

00:23:54.683 --> 00:23:55.517
What?

00:23:55.600 --> 00:23:56.810
Uh-oh!

00:23:56.893 --> 00:24:00.105
A wrench in the system!
System, system, system.

00:24:00.188 --> 00:24:01.648
That *s!

00:24:02.149 --> 00:24:03.608
We need more colors!

00:24:03.692 --> 00:24:06.611
I already started
making the thing blue and white.

00:24:06.695 --> 00:24:08.280
Purple! Blue!

00:24:08.363 --> 00:24:12.075
Yellow! Orange! Red! Green! Black!

00:24:12.159 --> 00:24:14.369
-I think that's all the colors.
-And pink!

00:24:14.453 --> 00:24:16.163
-Mmm.
-Fine, fine.

00:24:16.246 --> 00:24:18.415
It's gonna be a Panda Soccer Shoe

00:24:18.498 --> 00:24:22.210
with all the colors in the rainbow
and black and white.

00:24:22.294 --> 00:24:24.045
-Yay!
-Are we good?

00:24:24.129 --> 00:24:26.756
-Very.
-All right. Go! Let me get back to work!

00:24:26.840 --> 00:24:29.009
Okay, Mr. Grouch!

00:24:29.092 --> 00:24:31.094
Dude, can't you ever be happy?

00:24:31.678 --> 00:24:33.305
-I can!
What makes you happy?

00:24:34.347 --> 00:24:35.390
Being mean.

00:24:35.474 --> 00:24:37.642
That is so you!

00:24:37.726 --> 00:24:39.060
Everybody shut up.

00:24:39.936 --> 00:24:41.021
You heard the girls.

00:24:42.022 --> 00:24:45.066
We gotta come up
with some idea for colors, colors, colors.

00:24:45.150 --> 00:24:46.776
Yep. We can spray paint that.

00:24:47.277 --> 00:24:48.695
Spray painting is an option.

00:24:48.778 --> 00:24:51.448
My first thought was tie-dye.
Like you do to a t-shirt.

00:24:51.531 --> 00:24:53.450
Tie-dye. How do we tie-dye vinyl?

00:24:53.533 --> 00:24:56.453
You do, like, um, like with spray paint.

00:24:56.536 --> 00:24:57.954
You ever see a hydrodip?

00:24:58.038 --> 00:25:00.916
You spray it into the water,
you dip it in there--

00:25:00.999 --> 00:25:02.125
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

00:25:02.209 --> 00:25:06.421
So if we have a big tub,
and we have water in that tub,

00:25:06.505 --> 00:25:09.216
and we spray-paint right onto the surface.

00:25:09.299 --> 00:25:11.968
-Yeah.
-We can't put the whole sneaker in.

00:25:12.052 --> 00:25:15.013
No. We can do sections of it
instead of doing the whole thing.

00:25:15.096 --> 00:25:16.223
That'd be way too big.

00:25:16.306 --> 00:25:21.019
So all the colors of the paint will be
floating on the surface of the water.

00:25:21.102 --> 00:25:24.981
And then we take that thing,
which is a strip that'll be…

00:25:25.065 --> 00:25:27.150
-And we…
-I thought it was a horseshoe.

00:25:27.234 --> 00:25:29.653
This is a detail strip off of the cleat.

00:25:29.736 --> 00:25:31.029
Like the side of the shoe.

00:25:31.112 --> 00:25:34.824
And we'll dip it through the hydro,
and it would have all colors on it.

00:25:34.908 --> 00:25:36.243
-Cool.
-Whoop.

00:25:36.326 --> 00:25:39.162
-I like it.
-It's gonna be trippy.

00:25:42.499 --> 00:25:43.875
More colors!

00:25:48.630 --> 00:25:51.675
Orange! Green! Blue! Yellow!

00:25:51.758 --> 00:25:53.718
Every color of the rainbow!

00:25:54.844 --> 00:25:55.845
And pink!

00:26:01.851 --> 00:26:03.979
-You guys good with the hydrodipping?
-Yep.

00:26:04.062 --> 00:26:05.981
You gotta make the cleats.
Don't forget that part.

00:26:06.064 --> 00:26:08.108
Get to work on the punching mechanism.
Get it done.

00:26:08.191 --> 00:26:10.735
-Okay.
-I'll work on some details on the sneaker.

00:26:10.819 --> 00:26:12.487
-Okay.
-We'll be back.

00:26:20.787 --> 00:26:24.499
So basically with hydro dipping,
the oil paint stays on top of the water.

00:26:24.583 --> 00:26:27.377
When we take the stripes,
put it through the paint.

00:26:27.460 --> 00:26:28.420
When you take it up,

00:26:28.503 --> 00:26:31.464
there's gonna be a nice marbleized effect
on top the stripe.

00:26:31.548 --> 00:26:34.384
It's gonna look really cool.
Izzy and Olivia are gonna love it.

00:26:37.178 --> 00:26:39.806
-All right.
-All right. Let's do it.

00:26:39.889 --> 00:26:41.099
-Oh man.
-Dad noise.

00:26:41.182 --> 00:26:42.809
They need to get pools that are higher up.

00:26:42.892 --> 00:26:43.727
Seriously.

00:26:45.061 --> 00:26:47.856
All right.
So this is a panel Jimmy stitched up.

00:26:47.939 --> 00:26:50.900
We're gonna try this one. See how it looks
with a little pink and blue.

00:26:50.984 --> 00:26:52.360
-Yeah.

00:26:54.279 --> 00:26:55.864
-Give me that pink.

00:26:59.576 --> 00:27:00.869
Okay. That's good.

00:27:02.329 --> 00:27:03.705
You ready? Do it.

00:27:04.914 --> 00:27:08.168
-Wait for it. Wait for it.
-Hold. Hold.

00:27:08.668 --> 00:27:09.919
-Do it!
-One, two, three.

00:27:10.754 --> 00:27:12.422
Oh!

00:27:12.922 --> 00:27:14.507
It's definitely colors.

00:27:15.342 --> 00:27:16.968
-We nailed it.
-Nailed it.

00:27:17.886 --> 00:27:18.803
Nailed it.

00:27:22.807 --> 00:27:23.642
Next.

00:27:30.607 --> 00:27:32.484
Oh, yeah. This is gonna be awesome.

00:27:33.276 --> 00:27:34.486
It's gonna be cool.

00:27:34.569 --> 00:27:35.695
-You ready?
-Before…

00:27:36.279 --> 00:27:37.530
Go. Pull it.

00:27:39.366 --> 00:27:40.700
Oh, damn!

00:27:44.579 --> 00:27:46.456
-That's nice.
-Love it. Looks good.

00:27:47.290 --> 00:27:49.209
-What colors we doing?
-Green and blue.

00:27:49.292 --> 00:27:51.503
-We shake them up?
-No. Not yet.

00:28:09.312 --> 00:28:10.230
Nailed it.

00:28:11.606 --> 00:28:13.525
I think we might have a future in this.

00:28:13.608 --> 00:28:15.068
Color me impressed.

00:28:16.152 --> 00:28:19.155
-I'm gonna put it out to dry in the sun.
-All right.

00:28:29.290 --> 00:28:30.959
So paracord is made from nylon,

00:28:31.042 --> 00:28:34.379
petroleum product, which is why it melts
instead of burning like cotton would.

00:28:38.174 --> 00:28:40.176
Look at how much I've gotten done.

00:28:41.177 --> 00:28:43.304
And look at how much they've gotten done.

00:28:43.388 --> 00:28:45.140
-We have springs and pulleys.
-Yep.

00:28:45.223 --> 00:28:47.600
We're gonna use those
to open up the toe of the shoe.

00:28:47.684 --> 00:28:49.394
The springs take some weight off,

00:28:49.477 --> 00:28:52.355
and then we'll have some string
and attach that to a mechanism

00:28:52.439 --> 00:28:55.900
inside the seat of the golf cart.
That'll allow us to open the toe.

00:28:55.984 --> 00:28:56.818
Let's do that.

00:28:56.901 --> 00:28:58.486
I wonder if the production team

00:28:58.570 --> 00:29:02.532
can edit some sort
of montage-y thing with the spring.

00:29:04.367 --> 00:29:05.577
That sounds pretty good.

00:29:06.077 --> 00:29:08.997
Because that sounds like a bass.
So let's slap it.

00:29:15.462 --> 00:29:16.838
Slap it.

00:29:21.468 --> 00:29:22.886
Slap it.

00:29:25.013 --> 00:29:26.890
You wanna lift up? Oh, yeah.

00:29:27.557 --> 00:29:28.725
Slap it.

00:29:28.808 --> 00:29:31.060
-Oh.
-And now, these pulleys.

00:29:31.144 --> 00:29:32.103
Slap it.

00:29:32.187 --> 00:29:33.021
Engineering.

00:29:33.104 --> 00:29:35.690
So the next is just figuring out
where we're attaching the glove,

00:29:35.774 --> 00:29:36.983
and how we're gonna attach it.

00:29:37.066 --> 00:29:39.027
-Yeah.
-How could we make that work?

00:29:40.612 --> 00:29:42.322
-Here's an idea.
Slap, it's a bass.

00:29:42.405 --> 00:29:44.657
Take this bar and attach it.

00:29:44.741 --> 00:29:45.742
Engineering.

00:29:45.825 --> 00:29:48.369
-Then we can weld two metal brackets.
-Slap, it's a bass.

00:29:48.453 --> 00:29:51.372
-Put them on the bar, so they can slide.
-Engineering.

00:29:51.456 --> 00:29:53.625
Then put in the glove
and attach from the side. Yeah.

00:29:56.669 --> 00:29:58.171
What are you guys doing?

00:30:00.173 --> 00:30:01.007
We're almost done.

00:30:01.090 --> 00:30:04.177
I hate to be a buttinsky but this year?
What are you thinking?

00:30:04.260 --> 00:30:05.804
-We'll be done soon.
-Okay.

00:30:05.887 --> 00:30:06.846
It's finicky.

00:30:09.432 --> 00:30:10.767
Here's how it works.

00:30:11.267 --> 00:30:15.104
We've attached a metal tube to the top
of the box that serves as a track.

00:30:15.188 --> 00:30:17.148
These metal brackets
hold the glove in place

00:30:17.232 --> 00:30:20.485
as it slides back and forth
on the track in a punching action.

00:30:20.568 --> 00:30:22.612
Hey, Jimmy. Come here a second?

00:30:27.158 --> 00:30:28.326
Pow!

00:30:29.327 --> 00:30:30.328
Banzai!

00:30:32.789 --> 00:30:33.623
Not bad.

00:30:35.375 --> 00:30:37.043
-You heard that?
He said it.

00:30:38.503 --> 00:30:40.171
He said it's not bad,
which means it's good.

00:30:40.964 --> 00:30:42.799
All right. Now that the boxing glove

00:30:42.882 --> 00:30:44.884
and the nose is done,
we have to finish this.

00:30:44.968 --> 00:30:46.719
We have to get the hydrodip strips on,

00:30:46.803 --> 00:30:50.181
we gotta put the cleats in place,
we have to install the laces,

00:30:50.265 --> 00:30:51.683
finish putting the vinyl on.

00:30:51.766 --> 00:30:54.519
I have to get on the sewing machine,
start making some panda graphics.

00:30:54.602 --> 00:30:56.729
There is still a tremendous amount to do.

00:30:56.813 --> 00:31:00.608
Wait. So are you saying
we'll work on it toe-gether?

00:31:05.613 --> 00:31:07.740
I hate American comedy.

00:31:09.909 --> 00:31:11.327
Let's go! Come on!

00:31:11.828 --> 00:31:13.121
Grab the glove, Pat?

00:31:13.746 --> 00:31:15.456
This giant waste of time

00:31:15.540 --> 00:31:18.084
we're calling
the Soccer Shoe Car is almost done.

00:31:18.167 --> 00:31:21.838
We have some final touches to make,
so it's gonna be all hands on deck.

00:31:21.921 --> 00:31:24.883
The sooner this thing is finished,
the sooner I can go home.

00:31:26.426 --> 00:31:29.095
Derek's gonna make some
giant shoelaces out of fire hose,

00:31:29.178 --> 00:31:30.513
and of course…

00:31:30.597 --> 00:31:31.681
More colors!

00:31:31.764 --> 00:31:33.433
They have to be colorful.

00:31:34.434 --> 00:31:37.687
Jackman's going to install, well, Pat.

00:31:37.770 --> 00:31:39.063
Watch your nuts, Pat.

00:31:39.147 --> 00:31:41.983
And Pat's going to
install the glove cage.

00:31:42.066 --> 00:31:43.234
And when he's done…

00:31:44.736 --> 00:31:48.072
…he'll put his master woodworking
skills to good use on the lathe

00:31:48.156 --> 00:31:49.908
because we're gonna need a lever handle

00:31:49.991 --> 00:31:52.243
that can be controlled
from the driver's seat.

00:31:54.954 --> 00:31:58.791
Making the cleats seemed like
an easy enough task for Graz and Derek.

00:31:59.417 --> 00:32:02.420
-All right. And the cleats are done.
-Whoa!

00:32:02.503 --> 00:32:04.756
But somehow, they managed to * it up.

00:32:04.839 --> 00:32:07.175
-What color is this supposed to be?
-Salmon.

00:32:07.258 --> 00:32:08.718
It's like glittery diarrhea.

00:32:08.801 --> 00:32:10.929
They were pink,
but I don't know what happened.

00:32:11.930 --> 00:32:14.390
Now Graz has to attach the cleats…

00:32:15.975 --> 00:32:17.393
and the hydrodip panels.

00:32:19.854 --> 00:32:21.064
Last but not least,

00:32:21.564 --> 00:32:23.650
we have to panda-fy this stupid thing.

00:32:25.401 --> 00:32:27.904
Otherwise, Izzy's gonna throw a hissy fit.

00:32:33.368 --> 00:32:35.787
I gotta say,
even though this was thought up by kids,

00:32:36.537 --> 00:32:37.622
I think it came out great.

00:32:37.705 --> 00:32:38.581
Yep.

00:32:38.665 --> 00:32:41.709
-Looks just like a sneaker.
-It's got a lot of "sole."

00:32:43.378 --> 00:32:44.253
Let's go.

00:32:44.754 --> 00:32:45.713
All right.

00:32:46.464 --> 00:32:49.717
I think this is the best build
in the whole "shoeniverse."

00:32:49.801 --> 00:32:51.344
Oh, you're so punny.

00:33:02.563 --> 00:33:04.857
Are you getting smaller,
right here while we stand?

00:33:05.441 --> 00:33:08.027
-Seems like you're 100 feet away.
-Get your eyes checked.

00:33:08.111 --> 00:33:09.696
All right, let's get started.

00:33:09.779 --> 00:33:11.322
Take your positions. Let's go.

00:33:13.992 --> 00:33:16.119
Let's get Izzy and Olivia
up on the screen.

00:33:17.120 --> 00:33:18.830
-Just try to be as careful…
-Hey!

00:33:18.913 --> 00:33:20.123
-Hello!
-Hello!

00:33:20.206 --> 00:33:22.375
Do you remember what you asked for?
Tell me right now.

00:33:22.458 --> 00:33:24.043
A Panda Paradise…

00:33:24.127 --> 00:33:26.129
Soccer Shoe Car.

00:33:26.212 --> 00:33:27.630
With all the colors.

00:33:27.714 --> 00:33:29.215
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

00:33:29.298 --> 00:33:32.343
And I agreed.
You know why? Because I'm a nice guy.

00:33:32.885 --> 00:33:35.638
-No, you're not!

00:33:36.139 --> 00:33:38.766
Fine. Are you ready
to see your soccer shoe car?

00:33:38.850 --> 00:33:40.309
Yes!

00:33:40.393 --> 00:33:41.519
Are you ready?

00:33:42.061 --> 00:33:43.021
Yes!

00:33:43.104 --> 00:33:45.732
Do you guys realize
I have four children over here with beards

00:33:45.815 --> 00:33:47.025
ready to show you that car?

00:33:47.108 --> 00:33:48.735
I can't wait any longer.

00:33:48.818 --> 00:33:50.111
Me neither.

00:33:50.194 --> 00:33:52.030
All right, guys. Hit it!

00:34:12.216 --> 00:34:14.719
As you can see,
we wrapped it with vinyl and leather,

00:34:14.802 --> 00:34:16.387
just like a proper soccer shoe.

00:34:16.471 --> 00:34:17.805
You guys asked for all the colors.

00:34:17.889 --> 00:34:20.391
So we did this really cool
hydrodipping process.

00:34:20.475 --> 00:34:23.186
-Oh my God!
-We have the beautiful laces.

00:34:23.269 --> 00:34:26.856
They're made from fire hose recycled
from the fire department down the street.

00:34:26.939 --> 00:34:28.316
Seriously?

00:34:28.399 --> 00:34:30.526
No. Just kidding. That's human skin.

00:34:32.779 --> 00:34:34.405
We had the panda logo

00:34:34.489 --> 00:34:37.033
because a giant soccer shoe
on its own isn't ridiculous enough.

00:34:37.116 --> 00:34:38.242
Yeah!

00:34:38.743 --> 00:34:40.870
Here we have your names
in gold leaf.

00:34:40.953 --> 00:34:42.705
That's so cool!

00:34:42.789 --> 00:34:45.249
Beautiful epoxy cleats.

00:34:45.333 --> 00:34:46.542
Supposed to be pink,

00:34:46.626 --> 00:34:50.296
but Derek and Graz somehow
made it some kinda ugly salmon color.

00:34:50.379 --> 00:34:51.714
Yay!

00:34:51.798 --> 00:34:53.508
They're good. I like them.

00:34:53.591 --> 00:34:54.467
I love them!

00:34:54.550 --> 00:34:57.553
Are you guys ready to see
what is the coolest thing about this car?

00:34:57.637 --> 00:34:58.513
-Yes!
-Yes!

00:34:58.596 --> 00:35:00.223
All right, Jackman.
Give us a demo.

00:35:00.306 --> 00:35:02.683
What do you think
this handle does if I pull on it?

00:35:02.767 --> 00:35:04.018
I don't know.

00:35:04.102 --> 00:35:05.144
Blows fire?

00:35:05.812 --> 00:35:07.355
"It blows fire" is a better idea.

00:35:07.438 --> 00:35:08.439
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

00:35:08.523 --> 00:35:10.066
-Do it!
Three…

00:35:10.149 --> 00:35:11.943
-Two, one…
-Two, one…

00:35:12.026 --> 00:35:13.277
Go!

00:35:17.073 --> 00:35:18.032
What?

00:35:20.535 --> 00:35:21.494
God!

00:35:21.577 --> 00:35:22.912
That's so cool!

00:35:26.165 --> 00:35:27.375
Oh my God! Oh my God!

00:35:29.252 --> 00:35:31.671
That's gonna punch a soccer ball
into next week.

00:35:33.256 --> 00:35:35.466
I bet you wanna see this thing
score some goals. Right?

00:35:35.550 --> 00:35:36.384
-Yeah!
-Yeah.

00:35:46.102 --> 00:35:49.438
Izzy, Olivia, welcome
to the World Cup of Dumb.

00:35:50.398 --> 00:35:52.942
-USA!
-USA!

00:35:53.025 --> 00:35:54.235
Panda!

00:35:57.446 --> 00:35:58.447
You guys ready?

00:35:58.531 --> 00:35:59.574
Yeah!

00:36:00.825 --> 00:36:04.328
If you're just tuning in,
it's been a riveting, scoreless match

00:36:04.412 --> 00:36:08.791
between Sleeveless United
and Two Men One Shoe FC.

00:36:08.875 --> 00:36:10.793
And now it all comes down to this.

00:36:10.877 --> 00:36:13.212
One kick to decide it all.

00:36:13.296 --> 00:36:16.966
One old, old referee, indeed.

00:36:18.384 --> 00:36:20.219
-Play ball!

00:36:20.303 --> 00:36:22.138
Or whatever they say in soccer.

00:36:22.221 --> 00:36:23.347
Play ball!

00:36:25.099 --> 00:36:27.727
The car is in motion, building speed.

00:36:27.810 --> 00:36:29.645
-Come on!
-Just going straight here.

00:36:30.229 --> 00:36:32.815
Here's the kick!

00:36:33.441 --> 00:36:34.609
They shoot! Oh!

00:36:34.692 --> 00:36:36.819
Keeper's off his line.

00:36:40.698 --> 00:36:47.496
-Goal!
-Goal!

00:36:47.580 --> 00:36:49.624
-Yay!

00:36:49.707 --> 00:36:51.834
In your face!

00:36:51.918 --> 00:36:53.794
Derek! Jimmy!

00:36:54.295 --> 00:36:56.464
-Izzy! Olivia!

00:36:58.424 --> 00:36:59.842
Are you happy, Izzy, Olivia?

00:36:59.926 --> 00:37:00.927
Yeah!

00:37:01.010 --> 00:37:03.387
Panda Paradise Soccer Shoe Car!

00:37:03.471 --> 00:37:04.555
All right!

00:37:05.139 --> 00:37:07.099
You're kinda grumpy for an old guy.

00:37:07.183 --> 00:37:09.435
What are you still doing here?
Get off the farm.

00:37:09.518 --> 00:37:10.811
-Bye!
-Bye.

00:37:10.895 --> 00:37:12.939
-Bye, Izzy and Olivia.
-Oh man.

00:37:13.022 --> 00:37:14.982
Why are you always mean to the kids?

00:37:14.779 --> 00:37:15.655
Oh!

00:37:15.066 --> 00:37:16.359
Clean this crap up.

00:37:17.902 --> 00:37:19.695
I'll go get you a dust pan.

00:37:20.738 --> 00:37:21.906
Get off my farm!

00:37:24.116 --> 00:37:24.992
Watch out!

00:37:30.873 --> 00:37:34.043
-I don't think we're gonna make it!
-Gotta go eight miles an hour.

00:37:39.340 --> 00:37:40.841
Six! We're almost there!

00:38:03.155 --> 00:38:06.450
Whoo!

00:38:06.534 --> 00:38:07.827
It worked!

00:38:07.910 --> 00:38:09.787
Why do we hang out with these guys?

00:38:10.288 --> 00:38:11.122
Beats me.