WEBVTT 00:00:23.778 --> 00:00:25.655 - What terminal? - Four. 00:00:27.157 --> 00:00:30.535 International. Nice. Where you off to? 00:00:31.369 --> 00:00:32.954 Corsica. 00:00:33.413 --> 00:00:35.540 It's an island in the Mediterranean. 00:00:35.582 --> 00:00:37.667 Wow, that sounds nice. You ever been? 00:00:37.709 --> 00:00:40.128 No. I haven't traveled in a while. 00:00:40.253 --> 00:00:42.130 My last vacation was in Fresno. 00:00:42.255 --> 00:00:44.716 I went to a police brutality protest there. 00:00:46.426 --> 00:00:48.011 And a garlic festival. 00:00:49.304 --> 00:00:51.473 Wow. Sounds like a hell of a trip. 00:01:00.398 --> 00:01:04.152 Ugh. These homeless tents are just everywhere now. 00:01:05.403 --> 00:01:08.031 Yeah. We could be doing better for our unhoused population. 00:01:08.615 --> 00:01:10.492 You ask me, we should just call a bulldozer 00:01:10.617 --> 00:01:11.868 and sweep 'em all up. 00:01:11.910 --> 00:01:14.329 Well, that's not really a solution. 00:01:14.412 --> 00:01:16.039 We can't criminalize poverty. 00:01:16.623 --> 00:01:19.042 I don't really see any other way of fixing this. 00:01:19.167 --> 00:01:21.336 Oh, there are ways to help. Structural change. 00:01:21.461 --> 00:01:23.296 There's a lot of work being put into... 00:01:23.338 --> 00:01:26.341 Yeah, I heard all that ***. That shit doesn't really work. 00:01:26.925 --> 00:01:29.594 I think those people need to get off their * and get a job. 00:01:29.636 --> 00:01:32.639 - Okay. Mm... Pull over. - What? 00:01:33.181 --> 00:01:36.059 I have a lifelong policy that if someone says "those people," 00:01:36.142 --> 00:01:38.061 I end the conversation. So, thank you. 00:01:38.144 --> 00:01:39.521 You have a nice day. 00:01:39.646 --> 00:01:42.232 You j... just gonna get out here, in the middle of… 00:02:22.814 --> 00:02:25.775 Welcome to Corsica, everyone! 00:02:25.817 --> 00:02:27.443 Oh, I missed you guys. 00:02:27.527 --> 00:02:29.279 Isn't it gorgeous here? 00:02:29.362 --> 00:02:31.990 They have horseback riding, scuba diving, 00:02:31.990 --> 00:02:34.284 the most beautiful beaches. 00:02:34.367 --> 00:02:35.368 Although, I did check, 00:02:35.410 --> 00:02:38.079 there are no nude beaches, unfortunately, Rhonda. 00:02:38.121 --> 00:02:39.747 You did bring your bathing suit, right? 00:02:39.789 --> 00:02:42.709 Oh, yes, of course, dear. It's flesh-colored. 00:02:43.293 --> 00:02:45.545 - She's lying. She didn't pack one. - I didn't. 00:02:45.587 --> 00:02:47.839 All right. Everyone, keep an eye on Rhonda, please. 00:02:47.922 --> 00:02:50.258 Now, enjoy some mirto. 00:02:50.300 --> 00:02:53.011 It's a Corsican liqueur made from berries. 00:02:53.094 --> 00:02:54.846 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Oh, yeah. 00:02:55.513 --> 00:02:58.933 I just want to say again how sorry I am for missing your play. 00:02:59.017 --> 00:03:01.519 Uh, don't worry about it. It's stupid. 00:03:01.603 --> 00:03:02.937 It was terrible. 00:03:03.021 --> 00:03:05.315 I don't even know why I got three curtain calls. 00:03:05.440 --> 00:03:07.025 You're not mad, are you? You promise? 00:03:07.108 --> 00:03:09.319 How can I ever be mad at you? 00:03:09.402 --> 00:03:10.862 You're you, you know. 00:03:10.945 --> 00:03:14.532 You're my boss, my mom, my American Girl doll, 00:03:14.616 --> 00:03:15.617 all wrapped up into one. 00:03:15.700 --> 00:03:18.161 We have a very healthy relationship. 00:03:19.621 --> 00:03:21.247 I'm so glad. Cheers. 00:03:21.873 --> 00:03:23.041 Yeah. Um. 00:03:23.124 --> 00:03:26.544 I'm gonna go and claim my room, just flip on some Anderson Cooper, 00:03:26.628 --> 00:03:28.588 sit there in the dark and watch it for 45 minutes. 00:03:28.630 --> 00:03:30.215 You know, just get over the jet lag. 00:03:31.883 --> 00:03:33.635 - It's pretty cool here, huh? - It's something. 00:03:33.635 --> 00:03:36.012 Uh, what time is the run-through for the water presentation? 00:03:36.054 --> 00:03:38.598 I just have a few concerns about... 00:03:38.598 --> 00:03:40.475 Sofia. Come on! 00:03:40.558 --> 00:03:42.936 You have got to relax. 00:03:43.019 --> 00:03:45.939 You're on island time now, man. 00:03:46.022 --> 00:03:48.191 That was Jamaican, wasn't it? Wrong country. 00:03:48.274 --> 00:03:51.319 Yes. If we're being problematic, you should probably get your geography right. 00:03:51.361 --> 00:03:52.403 - Yeah, I'm sorry about that. - Okay, it's okay. Cheers. 00:04:02.080 --> 00:04:04.374 Mmm. This is wonderful. 00:04:04.415 --> 00:04:07.710 Great atmosphere, great company, great food and drinks. 00:04:09.128 --> 00:04:11.297 Y'all know what this "proscuttio" tastes like? 00:04:11.881 --> 00:04:13.508 Freedom. 00:04:13.591 --> 00:04:17.011 Cheers to Howard for finally being free of Tanya. 00:04:17.095 --> 00:04:18.763 I know she took the tires off your Corolla, 00:04:18.805 --> 00:04:20.265 but breakups can be messy. 00:04:20.306 --> 00:04:23.017 All good. Walking more, better for my heart health. 00:04:23.017 --> 00:04:24.310 You know, while we're on the subject, 00:04:24.394 --> 00:04:26.980 I actually ended things with Chelsea too. 00:04:27.063 --> 00:04:28.690 - What... Why? - Why would you do that? 00:04:30.191 --> 00:04:32.485 I don't know. Similar reasons. 00:04:32.568 --> 00:04:34.320 For... For freedom. 00:04:34.404 --> 00:04:35.613 No, that does not apply to you. 00:04:35.738 --> 00:04:37.323 Yeah, we're talking about Chelsea here. 00:04:37.365 --> 00:04:38.491 She's smart and cool, 00:04:38.574 --> 00:04:41.786 and you are the living embodiment of an Olive Garden breadstick. 00:04:41.911 --> 00:04:43.913 - What happened? - Well, nothing, really. 00:04:43.997 --> 00:04:46.499 There just, you know, wasn't a love connection. 00:04:47.292 --> 00:04:50.795 You know, we weren't, uh, simpatico. 00:04:50.878 --> 00:04:52.880 Not the right puzzle pieces. You know? 00:04:52.922 --> 00:04:55.633 No "Yahtzee." 00:04:56.801 --> 00:04:59.512 You are low-key the weirdest dude I've ever met. 00:04:59.595 --> 00:05:01.931 Yeah, you're being so vague and withholding right now, 00:05:02.015 --> 00:05:03.474 I'm, like, 5% attracted to you. 00:05:03.516 --> 00:05:04.892 You know what I think? 00:05:04.934 --> 00:05:07.812 I think we're wasting time just sitting around here gabbing. 00:05:07.937 --> 00:05:11.065 There is a whole beautiful island out there waiting to be discovered. 00:05:11.149 --> 00:05:13.109 Carpe diem! Am I right, fellas? 00:05:13.192 --> 00:05:16.946 But… we got all these meats. 00:05:18.239 --> 00:05:21.326 Well, we should probably go after him. 00:05:21.409 --> 00:05:23.453 White people are very attracted to waterfalls, 00:05:23.536 --> 00:05:25.204 and I don't want him to fall. 00:05:29.834 --> 00:05:31.085 Wow. 00:05:31.169 --> 00:05:33.838 This machine is actually kind of beautiful up close. 00:05:34.714 --> 00:05:37.342 Should I be jealous you've been spending so much time with it? 00:05:37.425 --> 00:05:40.053 No. Nothing to worry about. 00:05:40.136 --> 00:05:41.471 Hey, guys! 00:05:41.554 --> 00:05:44.349 Why don't we test the lights on Molly for her introduction? 00:05:45.475 --> 00:05:47.727 Oh, wow, look at that. Is that for me? 00:05:47.810 --> 00:05:49.395 Wow, I feel like a star. 00:05:49.937 --> 00:05:52.231 Okay, I was actually wondering, 00:05:52.231 --> 00:05:54.567 what if I came from this side? 00:05:54.650 --> 00:05:56.069 Can I audition that? 00:05:56.152 --> 00:05:58.988 So, I'm walking. "Hi, hi, how are you?" 00:05:59.072 --> 00:06:02.950 And then I say, "Welcome, everybody, to the future of water." 00:06:03.034 --> 00:06:04.369 That feels pretty good, actually. 00:06:04.452 --> 00:06:05.703 What do you think, Sofia? 00:06:05.787 --> 00:06:07.330 Should I come from stage left or stage right? 00:06:07.372 --> 00:06:10.041 - Both seem fine to me. Doesn't matter. - Yeah? 00:06:10.124 --> 00:06:12.835 And I'm gonna have a gold feature in my dress. 00:06:12.877 --> 00:06:14.587 Will that affect my lighting? 00:06:14.670 --> 00:06:17.590 God, this light is really fun. It follows you wherever you go. 00:06:17.673 --> 00:06:19.258 I'm loving this. 00:06:21.511 --> 00:06:24.722 I should get one of these lights in my house. 00:06:24.806 --> 00:06:28.142 Ooh, for the karaoke room! Wouldn't that be fun, Sofia? 00:06:29.352 --> 00:06:30.937 Where'd she go? 00:06:34.982 --> 00:06:36.901 Wow. 00:06:37.985 --> 00:06:39.404 Look at this place. 00:06:39.487 --> 00:06:41.823 - Isn't it spectacular? - Yeah, I don't know. 00:06:41.906 --> 00:06:44.283 I just kind of feel like I'm in someone's backyard right now. 00:06:44.367 --> 00:06:46.077 Is it leading us to something cool? 00:06:46.160 --> 00:06:48.704 Like a ancient temple we can zip-line into? 00:06:48.788 --> 00:06:53.000 Guys, this is one of the most unique botanical gardens on Earth. 00:06:53.084 --> 00:06:57.797 There are 47 species of plants only native to Corsica. 00:06:57.880 --> 00:07:01.175 Just look at the flowers. Look at the birds. 00:07:02.176 --> 00:07:05.721 Oh, my God. You guys, look at that one. 00:07:06.222 --> 00:07:07.723 You mean that tiny brown bird 00:07:07.807 --> 00:07:11.102 that looks like every other bird I've ever seen in my life? 00:07:11.185 --> 00:07:12.478 Yeah. 00:07:12.562 --> 00:07:15.148 To me, it's not boring. 00:07:16.357 --> 00:07:17.942 Not at all. 00:07:19.569 --> 00:07:21.154 To me, it's perfect. 00:07:23.448 --> 00:07:25.032 Are you crying? 00:07:25.450 --> 00:07:26.868 No. 00:07:26.951 --> 00:07:28.536 No, I'm just… 00:07:29.287 --> 00:07:33.207 Admiring this... This small creature's simple beauty. 00:07:35.001 --> 00:07:38.963 Oop... There he goes. He flew away. 00:07:39.046 --> 00:07:41.132 Gone forever. 00:07:41.924 --> 00:07:44.343 I am so uncomfortable right now. 00:07:44.427 --> 00:07:47.763 What do we do? Do we just go home? Do we... Do we go back to America? 00:07:47.847 --> 00:07:50.766 Whoo! All right! 00:07:50.850 --> 00:07:53.936 That was cool as hell. Am I right, guys? 00:07:54.020 --> 00:07:55.271 Wow! 00:07:55.354 --> 00:07:57.523 All right. What are we doing next, huh? 00:07:57.607 --> 00:07:59.525 What's next on the old cal-cal? 00:07:59.609 --> 00:08:02.403 Oh, my God, come on. There's 27 more acres back here. 00:08:02.487 --> 00:08:04.947 Okay, I officially don't feel safe. 00:08:13.915 --> 00:08:15.833 Hey! I was looking for you. 00:08:15.917 --> 00:08:17.585 I wanted to run some of my speech by you. 00:08:17.668 --> 00:08:19.587 I'm sure whatever you're going to say is fine. 00:08:19.670 --> 00:08:20.880 It seems like you got this. 00:08:20.963 --> 00:08:22.548 Okay, now I know something's up, 00:08:22.590 --> 00:08:25.134 because you're always very afraid of what I'm going to say. 00:08:25.218 --> 00:08:26.802 What is going on? 00:08:26.969 --> 00:08:28.554 You really wanna know? 00:08:29.096 --> 00:08:32.183 - I don't think you should do this. - What? 00:08:32.308 --> 00:08:34.435 Don't do this presentation tomorrow. 00:08:34.477 --> 00:08:36.354 Make up an excuse, pack up and go home. 00:08:36.437 --> 00:08:39.273 There's plenty of work for us there. LA still needs our help. 00:08:39.357 --> 00:08:42.026 But this isn't helping people. 00:08:42.109 --> 00:08:44.695 It's just some weird sales pitch to God knows who. 00:08:44.779 --> 00:08:47.198 Why are we talking about lighting and the color of your dress? 00:08:47.240 --> 00:08:50.243 Listen, maybe this sort of thing isn't in your comfort zone, 00:08:50.326 --> 00:08:52.203 but if you try to have a little vision... 00:08:52.245 --> 00:08:54.747 Sorry, whose vision are we talking about, exactly? 00:08:54.830 --> 00:08:56.415 Do you think this is yours? 00:08:56.874 --> 00:08:58.584 What's that supposed to mean? 00:08:59.210 --> 00:09:01.128 When you first walked into my office, 00:09:01.212 --> 00:09:02.922 you told me you wasted 20 years 00:09:03.005 --> 00:09:05.174 getting swept up in the life of a man you were with. 00:09:05.258 --> 00:09:06.926 Well, where I'm standing right now, 00:09:07.009 --> 00:09:09.053 it looks a lot like that's happening again. 00:09:11.305 --> 00:09:15.393 Well, I'm sorry I tried to find a little happiness with a guy. 00:09:17.228 --> 00:09:19.313 I'm not surprised you're judging me though, 00:09:19.397 --> 00:09:23.818 because nothing I do will ever be good enough in your eyes. 00:09:25.111 --> 00:09:27.363 You have never liked me, 00:09:27.446 --> 00:09:30.199 and I am always going to be a problem for you. 00:09:30.283 --> 00:09:32.785 We should just stop pretending that that's ever gonna change. 00:09:32.868 --> 00:09:34.704 You know what? Maybe you're right. 00:09:34.787 --> 00:09:37.039 I am. It's going to go great tomorrow, 00:09:37.123 --> 00:09:39.542 and I don't need your permission to do anything, 00:09:39.625 --> 00:09:41.210 because it's my money! 00:09:41.836 --> 00:09:44.255 That's true. You'll always be the one with the money. 00:09:44.338 --> 00:09:46.841 So, ultimately, who cares what I think, right? 00:09:47.675 --> 00:09:49.260 You go on and enjoy that. 00:10:01.147 --> 00:10:04.525 Look at the three of us! Three cowboys on the prowl. 00:10:04.609 --> 00:10:07.320 Well, we haven't even taken a step yet. 00:10:08.487 --> 00:10:11.449 You guys have probably never even ridden a horse before, huh? 00:10:11.532 --> 00:10:13.117 Now, why would you assume that? 00:10:14.243 --> 00:10:15.620 No reason. 00:10:15.703 --> 00:10:18.748 No, I wa... I didn't... No, I... I... 00:10:18.831 --> 00:10:20.875 You know I grew up on a farm, right? 00:10:20.958 --> 00:10:22.668 I've been riding horses for a while. 00:10:22.752 --> 00:10:26.088 My family's horse was actually the only one who ever showed me any affection. 00:10:26.172 --> 00:10:27.173 Juanita. 00:10:27.757 --> 00:10:29.425 We celebrated my eighth birthday together. 00:10:29.508 --> 00:10:32.762 The theme was "Broadway or bust." 00:10:32.845 --> 00:10:34.055 Oh, my God. 00:10:34.138 --> 00:10:35.723 Well, if that is true, 00:10:35.806 --> 00:10:39.268 then you just might be able to keep up with this cowboy right here. 00:10:39.935 --> 00:10:42.229 I'll race you to those rocks over there. Hyah! 00:10:45.066 --> 00:10:46.651 - O-Oh! - What the ***? 00:10:47.443 --> 00:10:50.738 Is it dislocated? It feels dislocated. Just pop it back in. 00:10:50.821 --> 00:10:53.908 - Someone give me a stick to bite down on. - Sir, it's not dislocated. 00:10:53.991 --> 00:10:56.452 No broken bones. You'll be fine. 00:10:56.535 --> 00:10:58.704 Okay. Thank you. 00:11:00.081 --> 00:11:01.666 You okay, Arthur? 00:11:01.957 --> 00:11:03.668 Yeah, thanks. It's just... 00:11:04.335 --> 00:11:05.711 When I fell off that horse, 00:11:05.795 --> 00:11:08.547 it felt like my whole life was flashing before my eyes. 00:11:08.631 --> 00:11:10.466 I knew I shouldn't have come. 00:11:10.549 --> 00:11:12.885 All this natural beauty 00:11:12.968 --> 00:11:16.889 just highlighting the irony of the darkness that I feel inside of me. 00:11:16.972 --> 00:11:20.559 Arthur, what the hell is going on? You've been weird this whole trip. 00:11:20.643 --> 00:11:22.436 You sound like a goth teenager right now. 00:11:22.520 --> 00:11:24.980 Yeah, seriously, stop talking in Billie Eilish lyrics, 00:11:25.064 --> 00:11:26.273 and just tell us what's happening. 00:11:26.315 --> 00:11:28.067 I'm in love with Molly, okay? 00:11:29.694 --> 00:11:32.530 I'm in love with Molly, and I don't know what to do. 00:11:45.835 --> 00:11:49.380 Hey. Where did you go? Is everything all right? 00:11:50.131 --> 00:11:51.716 Yeah. Everything's fine. 00:11:52.133 --> 00:11:55.469 It all looks good, I just... I need to go work on my speech. 00:12:03.227 --> 00:12:05.062 That's why I've been acting this way. 00:12:05.146 --> 00:12:06.814 That's why I broke up with Chelsea. 00:12:07.565 --> 00:12:11.068 I kept comparing her to Molly, and it just wasn't fair to her. 00:12:11.152 --> 00:12:14.113 Oh, man. I'm sorry, Arthur. 00:12:14.196 --> 00:12:16.824 Yeah, that s-sounds like a lot to deal with. 00:12:17.742 --> 00:12:19.785 It's just embarrassing, you know? 00:12:19.869 --> 00:12:23.372 She's with some incredibly handsome French billionaire 00:12:23.456 --> 00:12:25.374 who owns multiple casinos. 00:12:25.458 --> 00:12:28.502 A big part of my life is using Bed Bath & Beyond coupons. 00:12:30.129 --> 00:12:31.630 They never expire. 00:12:31.714 --> 00:12:33.466 Look, it's not that embarrassing. 00:12:33.549 --> 00:12:36.886 You two definitely have some type of old-people vibe going on. 00:12:36.969 --> 00:12:39.054 - I've seen it. - Yeah, me too. 00:12:39.138 --> 00:12:40.598 Honestly, I can't believe I'm saying this, 00:12:40.639 --> 00:12:44.143 but I don't necessarily think that Jean-Pierre is the best guy for Molly. 00:12:44.226 --> 00:12:46.520 I think he's kind of a bad influence. 00:12:48.022 --> 00:12:50.274 Are you guys saying you think I might have a chance? 00:12:50.357 --> 00:12:53.903 I mean, I don't know about that, but I do think that a guy like you, 00:12:53.986 --> 00:12:57.406 who's decent and kind and grounded, 00:12:57.490 --> 00:12:59.825 could be really good for Molly. 00:12:59.909 --> 00:13:01.619 Okay, that is so nice. 00:13:01.702 --> 00:13:03.704 Later, I'm gonna need you to list my good qualities. 00:13:03.788 --> 00:13:06.999 It feels really good to talk about this. 00:13:07.082 --> 00:13:10.419 I think my cat was getting tired of hearing about it. 00:13:11.670 --> 00:13:13.506 Well, if I can give you some advice, 00:13:13.506 --> 00:13:15.716 as a guy who is just now living his truth, 00:13:15.800 --> 00:13:17.384 you can't keep these things bottled up. 00:13:17.426 --> 00:13:19.053 You gotta let your heart sing. 00:13:19.136 --> 00:13:20.888 Yeah. And if I can give you advice, 00:13:20.971 --> 00:13:24.266 as someone who's been bravely living their truth since before it was cool, 00:13:24.350 --> 00:13:26.602 it's the only way you're ever gonna feel better. 00:13:28.395 --> 00:13:30.856 Thank you, guys. That's good advice. 00:13:31.398 --> 00:13:32.983 No problem. 00:13:33.150 --> 00:13:35.152 Now, can we circle back 00:13:35.236 --> 00:13:38.405 and address that whole "horse birthday party" situation? 00:13:38.489 --> 00:13:41.826 Okay, fine. But I am skipping over the part where I had to shoot her in the head. 00:13:42.785 --> 00:13:44.870 Oh, my God in heaven. 00:13:44.954 --> 00:13:47.331 We all need so many hugs. 00:13:49.959 --> 00:13:53.087 So what we are talking about here is not just a step forward. 00:13:53.671 --> 00:13:57.216 It's a revolution, unlike anything ever attempted before. 00:13:59.009 --> 00:14:02.721 Now I'm honored to introduce the wonderful, generous… 00:14:02.805 --> 00:14:07.351 …beautiful Ms. Molly Wells. 00:14:11.647 --> 00:14:14.775 Thank you. Thank you. 00:14:16.485 --> 00:14:18.070 Thank you so much. 00:14:18.737 --> 00:14:21.532 There's a reason we had him give most of the presentation. 00:14:21.615 --> 00:14:23.826 Everything sounds good in that accent, am I right? 00:14:25.578 --> 00:14:28.914 But we'd like to welcome a very special surprise guest now 00:14:28.998 --> 00:14:31.041 to join us for the demonstration portion. 00:14:31.125 --> 00:14:35.504 Rapper, actor, multimedia superstar, 00:14:35.588 --> 00:14:37.423 GaTa! GaTa, everyone! 00:14:37.506 --> 00:14:39.091 What? Okay! 00:14:42.386 --> 00:14:43.387 What's up, Corsica? 00:14:43.470 --> 00:14:45.681 Can y'all make some more noise for my girl Molly? 00:14:45.764 --> 00:14:48.058 Thank you. 00:14:48.851 --> 00:14:51.186 Well, I know you're performing a song for us later today. 00:14:51.270 --> 00:14:54.398 Have you been staying hydrated, keeping that throat ready? 00:14:54.481 --> 00:14:56.650 Actually, I could use a glass of water. 00:14:56.734 --> 00:14:58.569 Well, you're in luck. 00:14:58.652 --> 00:15:00.821 The Arroyo is about to deliver us 00:15:00.905 --> 00:15:06.201 two glasses of fresh, clean, delicious water. 00:15:06.285 --> 00:15:11.332 And it's going to make that happen using this. 00:15:14.084 --> 00:15:15.586 Should I pour it in, guys? 00:15:15.669 --> 00:15:19.006 - Let's do it! - Yeah? All right. 00:15:20.925 --> 00:15:23.010 The Arroyo works within seconds! 00:15:23.594 --> 00:15:26.263 It combines a thermal drying process 00:15:26.263 --> 00:15:28.974 with reverse osmosis purification. 00:15:29.058 --> 00:15:33.020 And not only that, it produces electricity at the same time. 00:15:33.896 --> 00:15:36.065 All right. You ready to see this thing in action? 00:15:36.148 --> 00:15:37.900 - I'm ready. - Here we go. 00:15:37.983 --> 00:15:40.986 Okay. Drumroll, please. 00:15:48.243 --> 00:15:51.664 Okay. That doesn't seem right. 00:15:52.247 --> 00:15:55.376 Um, you guys... You guys turned the machine on, right? 00:15:56.085 --> 00:15:59.546 Yeah? And it... And it's working? Really? 00:16:01.256 --> 00:16:04.677 Um, well, I am being told the color is not a problem. 00:16:05.803 --> 00:16:08.639 - It's still clean and perfectly safe. - Clean? 00:16:09.473 --> 00:16:10.557 So, here we go. Cheers. 00:16:10.557 --> 00:16:12.518 - What is this? - Just drink it, please. 00:16:12.559 --> 00:16:14.937 - We spent three billion on this thing. - I don't want to. 00:16:15.020 --> 00:16:16.689 I'll double whatever we're paying you. 00:16:16.772 --> 00:16:19.024 There's no way I'm drinking this. I don't think you should either. 00:16:19.024 --> 00:16:20.359 Okay. Great. 00:16:20.442 --> 00:16:23.404 I'll go first, solo style. 00:16:24.279 --> 00:16:27.574 And here we go. Down the hatch. 00:16:28.075 --> 00:16:31.328 The drinking is about to begin. 00:16:32.037 --> 00:16:35.040 In just a moment. 00:16:35.124 --> 00:16:36.709 With me drinking it. 00:16:37.626 --> 00:16:39.211 In my mouth. 00:16:42.214 --> 00:16:43.882 Oh, God, I don't think I can watch this. 00:16:43.966 --> 00:16:46.593 Cousin Molly, stop! That *** murky as hell! 00:16:53.142 --> 00:16:54.727 It's, uh, 00:16:55.477 --> 00:16:59.732 it's not… bad. 00:17:00.482 --> 00:17:04.611 Feels like, um, drinking directly from a river. 00:17:05.654 --> 00:17:10.451 Oh, I am so glad there's over half a glass left to enjoy. 00:17:27.801 --> 00:17:29.386 Oh, God! 00:17:33.265 --> 00:17:34.850 And it's done! 00:17:35.434 --> 00:17:37.227 Look out, Evian. 00:17:39.938 --> 00:17:41.523 I gotta go, everyone. 00:17:43.859 --> 00:17:44.860 ***! 00:17:44.943 --> 00:17:48.989 A disaster at the Silver Moon philanthropic conference earlier today. 00:17:49.073 --> 00:17:51.617 The country's third-richest woman, Molly Wells, 00:17:51.700 --> 00:17:54.703 was seen onstage drinking clearly tainted water 00:17:54.787 --> 00:17:56.246 produced by a filtration machine 00:17:56.330 --> 00:17:58.832 she's poured billions of dollars into designing. 00:17:58.916 --> 00:18:00.542 What a black eye 00:18:00.584 --> 00:18:03.212 for Molly Wells and all these billionaire philanthropists. 00:18:03.295 --> 00:18:06.298 - She was up onstage drinking human waste! - Yeah! 00:18:27.361 --> 00:18:29.363 This is bad. Really bad. 00:18:30.572 --> 00:18:32.157 How are you feeling? 00:18:32.574 --> 00:18:34.493 I mean, not great. 00:18:35.744 --> 00:18:37.329 What happened out there? 00:18:37.913 --> 00:18:41.041 I don't know. They are checking the machine. 00:18:41.125 --> 00:18:44.002 Obviously, something didn't work as well as we thought. 00:18:44.086 --> 00:18:45.671 No ***. 00:18:46.588 --> 00:18:50.134 What are we going to do now? We look like idiots. 00:18:50.217 --> 00:18:51.802 You and I have to go away. 00:18:52.302 --> 00:18:54.138 Go away? Where? 00:18:54.221 --> 00:18:57.015 I have a chalet in Switzerland. It's very private. 00:18:57.099 --> 00:18:59.351 What about all the promises we made? 00:19:00.144 --> 00:19:02.354 Those people will still be there in a few years. 00:19:05.190 --> 00:19:07.151 Do you have a better idea? 00:19:36.138 --> 00:19:37.431 Has anybody seen Molly? 00:19:37.514 --> 00:19:40.100 No, and I'm getting kinda worried. I've looked for her everywhere, 00:19:40.142 --> 00:19:41.935 and she's... She's not answering any of my texts. 00:19:41.977 --> 00:19:45.522 I couldn't find her anywhere either, but… …I got this note sent to my room. 00:19:52.863 --> 00:19:54.489 "Dear Wells Foundation, 00:19:55.073 --> 00:19:57.117 Since the day I walked through your door, 00:19:57.201 --> 00:19:59.119 all I've done is make your lives harder. 00:20:00.245 --> 00:20:03.624 That's why I've decided to completely step away from the foundation. 00:20:05.834 --> 00:20:09.046 You'll always have my money to keep doing amazing, meaningful work. 00:20:09.129 --> 00:20:11.381 I'm honored to have my name on the door. 00:20:12.591 --> 00:20:14.176 "Molly." 00:20:14.593 --> 00:20:15.969 She quit? 00:20:16.053 --> 00:20:17.721 That's what it sounds like to me. 00:20:18.597 --> 00:20:20.015 Damn, coz. 00:20:20.098 --> 00:20:22.601 So, what do we do now? 00:20:25.395 --> 00:20:26.897 I think we should pack up and go home. 00:20:26.980 --> 00:20:30.275 Like she said, we get back to work. There's plenty to do, right? 00:20:43.914 --> 00:20:45.874 I hope you're seated comfortably, Ms. Wells. 00:20:45.916 --> 00:20:48.710 We will be departing Corsica in approximately 15 minutes. 00:20:48.794 --> 00:20:52.005 Ms. Wells, can I get you anything before we take off? 00:20:52.089 --> 00:20:53.590 I'll just have a ginger ale, please. 00:20:53.674 --> 00:20:55.717 My stomach's still not feeling quite right. 00:21:06.979 --> 00:21:08.563 Thank you. 00:21:10.524 --> 00:21:12.109 Sofia? 00:21:12.150 --> 00:21:13.902 I'm not opening that for you, by the way. 00:21:16.571 --> 00:21:18.156 Where's Jean-Pierre? 00:21:19.533 --> 00:21:21.118 I broke up with him. 00:21:22.411 --> 00:21:25.414 He wasn't exactly the person I thought he was. 00:21:28.834 --> 00:21:30.752 What are you doing here? 00:21:35.132 --> 00:21:38.260 I'm here because I have a key chain I won at Dave & Buster's 00:21:38.343 --> 00:21:41.054 because you made us all go there after the award show. 00:21:41.763 --> 00:21:43.765 I'm here because I started using 00:21:43.765 --> 00:21:46.393 mineral sunscreen after going to your spa. 00:21:47.227 --> 00:21:49.771 Me, Rhonda and Ainsley all use it now. 00:21:51.690 --> 00:21:55.068 I'm here because of the night we went to Lucy's when you first started. 00:21:56.653 --> 00:21:58.363 Look, I've worked here for seven years, 00:21:58.447 --> 00:22:02.034 but that was the first night I actually started getting to know our team, 00:22:02.117 --> 00:22:03.702 thanks to you. 00:22:04.828 --> 00:22:06.413 That was a good night. 00:22:11.501 --> 00:22:14.129 You know how big of a part of me wants to hate you, Molly? 00:22:15.714 --> 00:22:19.468 But I can't. I like you, and we need you. 00:22:20.552 --> 00:22:22.763 You pulled us together, and you made us better. 00:22:24.348 --> 00:22:26.933 I may know more about this world's problems than you, 00:22:27.934 --> 00:22:29.519 but you know people. 00:22:35.025 --> 00:22:37.736 Thank you for saying that. 00:22:38.779 --> 00:22:41.698 You don't know how much that means to me. 00:22:44.826 --> 00:22:48.121 I do not accept your resignation. We need you back. 00:22:49.247 --> 00:22:50.999 I can't do this without you. 00:22:55.003 --> 00:22:57.047 - I think I'm gonna cry. - Don't do that. 00:22:57.130 --> 00:22:59.716 Because if you cry, then I'll cry, and we do not want that. 00:22:59.758 --> 00:23:02.219 I've had dreams where we actually cry together, 00:23:02.302 --> 00:23:03.678 and it's really beautiful. 00:23:03.762 --> 00:23:05.222 I think if we just tried it now... 00:23:05.305 --> 00:23:07.140 - No, we're not doing that. - Okay. 00:23:08.100 --> 00:23:10.811 But I'm glad we had this talk. 00:23:11.395 --> 00:23:12.979 Yeah. 00:23:15.273 --> 00:23:17.025 Are you sure about this? 00:23:17.609 --> 00:23:20.946 I mean, I'll never have the moral compass you have. 00:23:21.029 --> 00:23:22.948 You're not the problem, Molly. 00:23:23.740 --> 00:23:26.493 The money is the problem. Look at this ***. 00:23:27.077 --> 00:23:28.662 It makes people crazy. 00:23:29.246 --> 00:23:31.248 It makes them think that they're geniuses 00:23:31.248 --> 00:23:33.250 who get to tell everyone else how to live. 00:23:33.834 --> 00:23:35.460 You don't have to be like that. 00:23:36.962 --> 00:23:39.339 - But how do we come back from this? - I don't know. 00:23:40.632 --> 00:23:42.259 It's not an easy fix. 00:23:49.057 --> 00:23:50.642 What are you thinking about? 00:23:52.144 --> 00:23:54.271 What if we changed the story? 00:23:58.775 --> 00:24:00.861 We're calling them "intuitive shelters." 00:24:00.944 --> 00:24:02.571 They self-react to the weather. 00:24:03.155 --> 00:24:06.241 Heat themselves in the winter, cool themselves in the summer. 00:24:06.324 --> 00:24:09.661 It's like you're living inside an app. 00:24:14.166 --> 00:24:18.211 Hi. Sorry I'm late. I got held up. 00:24:19.087 --> 00:24:21.047 Wow, uh, hi. 00:24:21.631 --> 00:24:23.758 Let's give a round of applause for Molly Wells. 00:24:26.761 --> 00:24:28.346 Thank you. 00:24:29.764 --> 00:24:30.682 Hi. 00:24:30.765 --> 00:24:33.643 A little surprised to see you a-after yesterday's, uh... 00:24:33.727 --> 00:24:38.315 Yesterday's huge ***. Let's call it what it is. 00:24:38.398 --> 00:24:40.275 It's okay. I'm fine. 00:24:40.817 --> 00:24:43.278 Um, if you don't mind, 00:24:43.361 --> 00:24:45.739 I would like to speak about everything else 00:24:45.822 --> 00:24:47.699 that's going on here this weekend? 00:24:47.782 --> 00:24:50.452 - Sure. The floor is yours. - Thank you. 00:24:53.371 --> 00:24:56.041 We've heard a lot 00:24:56.124 --> 00:25:00.962 about magic water machines and robot houses, 00:25:02.422 --> 00:25:05.509 but these aren't solutions. 00:25:06.468 --> 00:25:08.053 They're distractions. 00:25:10.096 --> 00:25:11.932 I mean, look at who's onstage right now. 00:25:12.015 --> 00:25:14.100 It's me and two other billionaires. 00:25:16.228 --> 00:25:17.229 If you think about it, 00:25:17.312 --> 00:25:19.731 we're probably the worst people 00:25:19.731 --> 00:25:22.817 to be talking about changing the world. 00:25:23.652 --> 00:25:25.820 I mean, why would we wanna change a system 00:25:25.820 --> 00:25:27.989 that lets us live like kings? 00:25:28.490 --> 00:25:31.618 That's why we have these stupid conferences 00:25:31.701 --> 00:25:35.455 where all we do is talk to each other. 00:25:36.706 --> 00:25:39.793 If we actually stopped to listen to someone 00:25:39.876 --> 00:25:42.462 who wasn't in our bubble, 00:25:43.713 --> 00:25:46.049 they'd tell us that we are the problem. 00:25:49.803 --> 00:25:52.806 Billionaires shouldn't exist. 00:25:52.889 --> 00:25:54.683 I shouldn't exist. 00:25:57.352 --> 00:26:00.272 I'm grateful that I've gotten to know a few people 00:26:00.355 --> 00:26:03.942 who have been telling me this for a while now. 00:26:04.901 --> 00:26:06.486 And… 00:26:07.904 --> 00:26:09.990 I think I'm finally starting to hear them. 00:26:13.076 --> 00:26:14.661 So starting today, 00:26:15.453 --> 00:26:17.747 I'm going to give away all my money. 00:26:18.415 --> 00:26:21.710 All 120 billion. 00:26:23.545 --> 00:26:27.340 Remember when I had 87 billion? Well… it grew. 00:26:28.341 --> 00:26:31.219 Just now while I've been talking to you 00:26:31.219 --> 00:26:34.139 I-I've probably made about 20 million? 00:26:36.016 --> 00:26:39.311 How *** sick is that? 00:26:41.229 --> 00:26:45.483 Anyway, I-I know I'm definitely gonna * some things up along the way. 00:26:47.694 --> 00:26:52.198 But I promise to do my best to get to zero 00:26:53.283 --> 00:26:56.328 and to help as many people as I can. 00:26:57.746 --> 00:27:02.000 And I challenge any other ridiculously wealthy people 00:27:02.000 --> 00:27:06.338 who are watching this to do the same. 00:27:09.299 --> 00:27:11.176 'Cause otherwise, it's not philanthropy, 00:27:11.259 --> 00:27:14.888 it's… just PR ***. 00:27:18.391 --> 00:27:19.976 Thank you. 00:27:22.228 --> 00:27:24.105 Yeah, coz! Tell 'em! 00:27:38.995 --> 00:27:42.540 And I challenge any other ridiculously wealthy people 00:27:42.624 --> 00:27:44.834 who are watching this to do the same. 00:27:44.918 --> 00:27:46.628 'Cause otherwise, it's not philanthropy, 00:27:46.711 --> 00:27:49.047 - it's just PR ***. - Just PR ***. 00:27:49.130 --> 00:27:50.715 Look at that guy's face. 00:27:52.801 --> 00:27:55.428 Holy *** ***. Do you know what you just did? 00:27:55.512 --> 00:27:58.139 Kind of. I think I blacked out up there a little bit. 00:27:58.223 --> 00:27:59.432 Okay. 00:27:59.474 --> 00:28:01.059 - I don't know. Is this crazy? - Yeah. 00:28:01.101 --> 00:28:02.227 I mean, can we really do this? 00:28:02.268 --> 00:28:05.355 No idea. All I know is you're a complete *** ***. 00:28:05.438 --> 00:28:06.940 Let's give it up for this queen. She's back! 00:28:06.981 --> 00:28:08.900 Thank you. 00:28:08.983 --> 00:28:11.820 Now, listen, coz, when you finally do get down to broke, 00:28:11.903 --> 00:28:13.321 you're welcome to crash at my place. 00:28:13.405 --> 00:28:14.989 I appreciate it, Howard. 00:28:15.031 --> 00:28:17.534 Ah, okay, but just between inner circle here, 00:28:17.617 --> 00:28:19.494 you are gonna keep some of the money, right? 00:28:19.577 --> 00:28:21.454 Like, 20 billion, 10 billion? 00:28:21.538 --> 00:28:24.040 Well, I think the whole point is to give all of it away, 00:28:24.124 --> 00:28:25.125 not just some. 00:28:25.208 --> 00:28:27.043 Okay, so, one billion? 00:28:27.127 --> 00:28:30.213 You're not gonna need that money, because from what I hear, 00:28:30.296 --> 00:28:33.425 you are a brilliant actor with a bright future. 00:28:34.092 --> 00:28:37.554 And I am never going to miss another performance again. 00:28:38.722 --> 00:28:40.306 I promise. 00:28:40.724 --> 00:28:42.058 Unless it's a musical. 00:28:42.142 --> 00:28:43.518 Oh, my God. I'd never put you through that. 00:28:43.560 --> 00:28:46.187 Thank you. 00:28:47.188 --> 00:28:49.482 Okay, so I asked Ainsley to make this 00:28:49.482 --> 00:28:51.776 to show us what our new mission is. 00:28:51.860 --> 00:28:54.112 - We get this down to zero. Y'all ready? - Oh, yeah. 00:28:54.195 --> 00:28:55.780 Yeah! 00:28:55.822 --> 00:28:59.451 Thank you, guys, really. From the bottom of my heart. 00:28:59.534 --> 00:29:02.287 Now, I haven't given away all my money yet. 00:29:02.370 --> 00:29:06.124 So, tonight, it's all on me. 00:29:06.207 --> 00:29:09.878 Let's just drink this berry stuff and *** up Corsica. 00:29:15.925 --> 00:29:17.510 Should we open a bottle of champagne? 00:29:17.594 --> 00:29:19.220 That's worse than that stuff I drank onstage. 00:29:19.220 --> 00:29:20.805 Yeah. It turns on you quick. 00:29:30.064 --> 00:29:32.442 You ever think about being in an animated movie? 00:29:32.525 --> 00:29:34.611 I can't just start being in movies. 00:29:34.694 --> 00:29:36.571 Well, not with that attitude, you can't. 00:29:36.654 --> 00:29:37.989 But what if it's this? 00:29:38.072 --> 00:29:41.701 You play a funny little clam in the ocean, but you can't make a pearl, 00:29:41.785 --> 00:29:44.412 so you're like, "Is there something wrong with me?" 00:29:44.496 --> 00:29:47.749 But there isn't. You don't need a pearl to be beautiful. 00:29:47.832 --> 00:29:51.127 Okay, buddy, how about, um, we take a break from the mirto for now? 00:29:51.878 --> 00:29:53.463 Good job. 00:29:54.339 --> 00:29:57.008 - Um, excuse me, guys. - Yeah. 00:30:05.099 --> 00:30:07.018 - Hey. - Hi. 00:30:07.101 --> 00:30:08.686 How are you holding up? 00:30:09.270 --> 00:30:10.939 What do you mean? Did something happen? 00:30:13.107 --> 00:30:16.444 What you said up there was incredible. 00:30:17.111 --> 00:30:19.656 I've never seen anyone do anything like that before. 00:30:20.281 --> 00:30:21.866 Aw, thanks. 00:30:22.909 --> 00:30:24.828 Part of me is freaked out a little bit, 00:30:24.911 --> 00:30:27.914 because I really don't wanna move in with Howard. 00:30:27.997 --> 00:30:29.624 Yeah. Mmm. 00:30:29.707 --> 00:30:33.920 But part of me is excited. 00:30:34.879 --> 00:30:35.880 Yeah, I can see that. 00:30:35.964 --> 00:30:38.967 I mean, your life is gonna be completely different. 00:30:39.968 --> 00:30:41.594 I think maybe that's a good thing. 00:30:42.303 --> 00:30:44.430 I've been living at the extremes for so long, 00:30:44.514 --> 00:30:48.643 maybe it's time for a quieter, more normal life. 00:30:50.186 --> 00:30:52.063 I think that could be really nice. 00:30:52.605 --> 00:30:54.732 Yeah. 00:30:58.194 --> 00:31:01.906 Actually, there is something that I've been meaning to talk to you about. 00:31:04.659 --> 00:31:06.244 What is it?