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- Oh, hello.
- Hello!

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You're looking chipper.

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- Oh, 'cause I feel chipper.
- Oh, new.

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- Um, since I have you...
- Mh-mm.

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About me calling you last night.

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Oh, do we have to do that?

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- No, absolutely we do not.
- Okay, good.

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I just, I just don't want you to
get the wrong impression, okay.

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I'm not harboring feelings for you.

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I'm just missing Nora.

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No worries. I am good.

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So, you're Gatorade good?

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Yes. Yes, I am.

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'Cause I just remember the
only time you drank Gatorade-

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- is after, you know, getting busy, so.

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Yeah, uh...

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...I didn't realize that you
were back out there.

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Well, Timberly and I went
out to a hotspot last night.

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It was really fun.

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- You and Timberly.
- Mh-mm.

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- That's weird.
- Why is it weird?

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Last week you tried to destroy her.

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I was being silly.
We're good friends now.

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If you'll excuse me,
I have to go do 40 cameos.

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You know, another interesting
thing about the Gatorade-

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- is that...

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Well, thank you again
for meeting with me.

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Oh yeah, of course. I'm stoked.

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None of the other executives ever
wanted to meet with me before.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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I even invited them to
my eighth birthday party.

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- Aw.
- Oh, it's okay.

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They were probably just freaked out
about having to wear bathing suits.

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How old were you-

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- when you first started working?
- Four.

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I said "ouchie" in a Band-Aid commercial.

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Pretty crazy working so young, huh?

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Actually, I started a little
business when I was six.

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Oh, cool.
Like a lemonade stand?

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I invented a glucose
monitor for my diabetic cat,

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- which was subsequently purchased-

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- by a pharmaceutical company.

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Awesome.

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So we both started in the medical field.

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Yeah.

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So, besides Step Right Up,

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- do you have any other
projects in development-

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- that you're excited about?

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Actually, yes.
Thank you for asking.

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I'm currently developing a
batting cage in my backyard.

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Boom!

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Ah, look at this.
A donut with bacon.

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Who do you think's gonna
have a heart attack first,

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- me or my rabbi?

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Remember when they first
put potato chips in a can?

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You know what?
I am tempted though.

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That's actually a fonut.

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It's gluten-free and the
facon is made with beans.

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Okay.
Why would you tell me that?

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Hey, Reed, I'm confused.

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Does the Cody character
live above the garage-

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- or in the basement?

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Nobody knows.
It's a whole thing.

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- Ugh.
- Oh, oh, Timberly.

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- Yeah?
- I heard that you and Bree went out last night.

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Sure did.

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May I just say, brava.

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Bree's been having a rough
go of it since the divorce.

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Oh, I know. I was like, girl,

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- you think you can't get it,
but you can totally get it.

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Ah, well,
I'm very proud of her, you know?

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Cool.

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Cool. Cool.

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Cool. Cool. Cool.
Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool.

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- Hm?
- Timberly?

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- Yeah?
- Mind if I steal you?

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We're about to block the basement scene.

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Is that where Cody lives?

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Please don't ask me. I can't.

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Guys, we're way behind.

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And you know how cranky Jerry gets
when he's not home by 2:00 PM.

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- Okay. All right.
- Okay. Let's go!

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Hey, don't tell anyone.

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Wait, wait. I'm confused.
What is scissoring?

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- Okay.
- This from a woman who was-

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- just showing us pictures of her grandson.

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- You can't put me in a box.
- Not for another year or so.

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Where were these jokes yesterday?

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Instead of the 50 pitches on oat milk.

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For the record, scissoring is bullshit.

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Why do you have to ruin everything?

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Why am I having such a hard
time picturing this scissors thing?

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The whole thing is quite
simple, actually, okay?

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Oh god, why does Alan
get to say things like that,

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- but I get yelled at
for ordering two soups?

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Yeah. Let's, let's get back to work.

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- Shut up.
- It was the '70s.

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I had taken a Quaalude.

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That's half the reason I come to work.

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How about you, two soups?

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Who you bringing the clam chowder home to?

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Two soups.
Is that my nickname now?

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Hannah looks uncomfortable.
Let's talk about her.

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No, we're not gonna do that.

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You know what?
Hannah's right.

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Let's get serious.
We got at least-

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- three pages to cut out of this script.

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And what do we use to cut things.

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Scissors.

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Came up again naturally.

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I got all sorts of crazy stories.

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One of my fellow jurors on
12 Angry Boys faked a seizure-

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- so he could get to his
sister's bowling party.

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Wow.
People in Hollywood-

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- are so much more
dramatic than I'm used to.

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In Silicon Valley, a coder is
considered high maintenance-

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- if they ask for a standing desk.

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I want one.

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I've only ever used a sitting desk.

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Well, this has been fun,

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- but I gotta get back to the office.

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You're not gonna come hang out
on set before the run-through?

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No, I have to read an outline and
try to get through these emails.

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Your job doesn't sound as fun as mine.

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Have you ever seen any of
the cool things on the lot?

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Come on.
I'm giving you a tour.

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No, no, no.
I gotta get back to the office.

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- But your phone's going on a tour.
- Hey!

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Oh, Whitney, come on.
You're a member of the family now.

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You can ask me for anything,

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- except for my red Valentino's.

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I'm getting buried in those.

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The only thing I want is to be your friend.

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Come here.

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Ooh. I'm liking in this scene today-

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- way more than I did yesterday.

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A very nice tender moment.

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Bygones are now bygones.

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And we're out.

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Hey, so Jerry, would Bree's buried line-

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- be funnier if I made a joke
about wanting the Valentino's?

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- Ooh!
- Bree got a laugh on it.

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I think she'd get a bigger one.
Let's do it.

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- Yeah.
- Okay.

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Okay. Let's go again.

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I don't give a shit.

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Did you see that?

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Since when is Bree giving away jokes?

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It's just like what happened
on * Buddy Mountain.

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What are you talking about?

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There was this super sweet girl, Sarah R,

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- who you just couldn't help but love.

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But Timberly saw her as a threat.

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So, what does she do?
She seduces her.

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And Sarah R being the
naive Iowa farm girl-

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- let her guard down and then bam.

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Bam.
What do you mean, bam?

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And then the * council
sent her into *-ile.

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- Into *-ile?
- Yes.

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I don't know,
but I'm on the edge of my seat.

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And that's it, we're out.

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- Bye-bye.
- See you, Jer.

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It was funnier, right?

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- Much better. Funnier.
- Oh, fantastic.

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- It's funny.
- Mm-hm.

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Hi!

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Should we keep pitching on the tag-

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- or start to blue sky the next episode?

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Huh?

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You okay?

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Yeah. I, um...

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There's all that * talk in there,

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- and we were laughing,
and then it hit me.

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- My dad doesn't know.
- Doesn't know what?

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He clearly knows a lot
more about * than Bob.

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No, he doesn't know about me.

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You know, that... that I'm a *.

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No one says * anymore,
Billie Jean King.

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Anyway, I just, I don't know.

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I feel like I have to
come out all over again.

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And it's like I thought I
was done with this shit.

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I'm, you know, 30-ish years old.

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That ish is doing a lot of work.

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Hmm.
At least my bones are strong-

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- from having grown up
drinking real * milk.

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I don't understand.
Why didn't you just come out to him?

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It's not like he was around
when I came out to my mom.

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And I wasn't gonna knock
on his door and be like,

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- "Happy Thanksgiving.
Hope you're having fun-

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- with the family you left me for.

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By the way, I like * with women."

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Why don't you just do it now?
Get it over with.

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You're right. You're right.

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Thank you.

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I don't why I'm so nervous about this.

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Although,
is it inappropriate to do at work?

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Oh, did you not just attend scissorfest?

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- Right.
- Yeah.

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Hey, um, you busy?

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Huh?
I got a hankering for something.

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I don't know what it is, but something.

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Yeah. Yeah.
Mind if I talk to you for a second?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure.

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So today it occurred to me that you...

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Oh, my God. When was the last
time anybody cleaned out this place?

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Look at that, Sanka.

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Yeah. You know what?

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Uh, never mind. Sorry.

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Hey, anybody know if Sanka expires?

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Would old Sanka be stronger?

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Whoa.

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The costume shop.

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There's so much awesome stuff in here.

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This is amazing.

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Check it out.

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This is the armor that
Russell Crowe wore in "Gladiator."

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- Really?
- Maybe. Who knows.

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Wanna try something on?

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Here.

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As amazing as I'd look
in a beekeeper outfit,

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- I think we should get
back for run-through.

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We have plenty of time.

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No, I really do not feel comfortable...

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That's pretty...

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Whoa.

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You look amazing.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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Do a British accent.

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Oh no, I do not do that.

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Don't be such a fish and chip, gov'nor.

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...I'm off to have tea with a... a queen?

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Okay. So we did that.

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Now let's just go back to
being Americans having fun.

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Okay.

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I like your outfit...

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...but it needs something.

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- Oh no.
- And now... you're a fairy.

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Are you sure we're allowed to do this?

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- Of course.
- Okay.

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You're a big-shot exec,

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- you can do whatever you want.
- Hey, who the * is in here?

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Ooh, come on, grab a bike.

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I can't go riding around
the lot dressed like this.

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Sure you can.
Everyone will think we're doing a show.

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Ah, okay.

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But the bikes aren't ours.

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That's what's so great.
They're all over the lot.

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Anyone can take them.

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I can't believe we're doing this.

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You got this.
It's just like riding a bike.

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Where the hell is my bike?

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Come on, man.

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I don't believe in labels.

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Clay...

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...can you please tell
Bree about "Sin-berly"?

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What?

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It was episode eight
of * Buddy Mountain,

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- "Cucks Versus Sluts."
- "Cucks Versus Sluts."

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And Timberly's alliance
was really falling apart.

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- Falling apart, into shreds.
- Oh, wait,

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I should go back and tell you about-

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- when the Conway sister showed up.

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No, no, no.
The point is, ahem,

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- we suspect Timberly sees you as a threat,

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What are you talking about?

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Honey, last week you sabotaged her-

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- and now you're giving her your jokes.

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Timberly and I are friends.

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She is a reality star.

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She didn't come here to make friends.

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My God, but it seemed so real.

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Do you think that she was
manipulating me this whole time?

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I don't know for sure,

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- but maybe some of
those details would help.

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Get out.

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- What is this place?
- Come on. You're gonna love this.

00:12:21.800 --> 00:12:24.425
- Wow, this is amazing.
- Right?

00:12:27.591 --> 00:12:30.050
I've loved orchestras ever
since I played a kid conductor.

00:12:30.050 --> 00:12:31.550
Mini Maestro.

00:12:32.050 --> 00:12:33.550
You were great in that.

00:12:33.550 --> 00:12:37.175
You know, to prepare for that role,
I watched a bunch of clips of Amadeus.

00:12:37.675 --> 00:12:39.050
Can I help you?

00:12:39.050 --> 00:12:40.925
Oh, it's okay.
I'm an actor.

00:12:42.425 --> 00:12:44.425
You guys sound great.
Keep going.

00:12:44.591 --> 00:12:47.716
That is what Clay and Reed said
that you did on the reality show.

00:12:47.716 --> 00:12:49.716
Everything on that show was scripted.

00:12:49.716 --> 00:12:52.425
- The producers told us what to do.
- Really?

00:12:52.425 --> 00:12:54.925
Bree! It's reality TV. It's all fake.

00:12:55.925 --> 00:12:57.550
I didn't know that.

00:12:57.550 --> 00:12:59.341
They should put disclaimers on these shows-

00:12:59.341 --> 00:13:01.050
- because this kind of
mix-up must happen...

00:13:01.050 --> 00:13:03.300
- ...I sound like an idiot.
- You really do.

00:13:03.300 --> 00:13:04.925
I mean, do I seem like the type of person-

00:13:04.925 --> 00:13:07.425
- that would ride around
on a snowmobile topless?

00:13:08.925 --> 00:13:10.425
Sort of.

00:13:22.008 --> 00:13:24.133
Okay.
That was insane.

00:13:24.133 --> 00:13:26.383
- Wanna see a giant spaceship?
- Seriously, there's a giant spaceship?

00:13:26.383 --> 00:13:27.841
Elaine?

00:13:27.841 --> 00:13:29.966
Daniel. Hello.

00:13:30.758 --> 00:13:32.258
Having fun?

00:13:32.258 --> 00:13:33.716
Yes. No.

00:13:33.716 --> 00:13:36.341
Zack was just showing me around the lot.

00:13:36.341 --> 00:13:40.341
Zack Jackson,
this is Daniel Silva, my boss.

00:13:40.341 --> 00:13:43.008
- Ouchie.
- Hello, Zack.

00:13:43.008 --> 00:13:44.966
It's great having you back on the show.

00:13:45.258 --> 00:13:47.341
Great to be back, Dan the man.

00:13:47.341 --> 00:13:49.216
I'm so embarrassed right now.

00:13:49.216 --> 00:13:50.716
I don't usually...

00:13:51.466 --> 00:13:53.716
Obviously this is not
how I typically dress.

00:13:53.716 --> 00:13:55.091
I am so sorry.

00:13:55.091 --> 00:13:57.466
I'm just glad to see you
out having a little fun.

00:13:57.466 --> 00:13:58.841
You work so much,

00:13:58.841 --> 00:14:01.091
- you were starting to
freak the whole team out.

00:14:01.091 --> 00:14:03.466
- Oh.
- I guess it's true.

00:14:03.466 --> 00:14:05.258
Every time we cancel a show,

00:14:05.258 --> 00:14:07.258
- a junior executive gets their wings.

00:14:11.258 --> 00:14:13.133
I can't believe that just happened.

00:14:13.133 --> 00:14:15.508
See, it's TV. Things always work out.

00:14:23.716 --> 00:14:25.716
Really, Bob? Sunscreen?

00:14:25.716 --> 00:14:27.508
It's a 40-second walk to the stage.

00:14:27.508 --> 00:14:29.216
My father had a melanoma.

00:14:29.216 --> 00:14:30.716
I can't risk it.

00:14:30.716 --> 00:14:32.466
Janae, honey, can you get my neck?

00:14:32.466 --> 00:14:35.591
I'm not touching your skin, Bob.
I'd rather * off a hobo.

00:14:35.591 --> 00:14:38.966
Oh my God, I'm spending way
too much time with you people.

00:14:38.966 --> 00:14:41.883
Look, Alan, isn't that the stage
where we shot Bosom Buddies?

00:14:41.883 --> 00:14:43.966
- Yeah, that was a fun show, huh?
- Yeah.

00:14:43.966 --> 00:14:46.508
Remember how we used to
do coke in the writer's room?

00:14:46.591 --> 00:14:48.591
What the hell happened to this business?

00:14:48.591 --> 00:14:50.841
You openly did cocaine at work?

00:14:50.841 --> 00:14:53.091
Oh yeah, we used to
send the PA to pick it up.

00:14:53.133 --> 00:14:54.633
I wonder whatever happened to him.

00:14:54.633 --> 00:14:56.841
I think he's running Columbia TriStar.

00:14:58.508 --> 00:15:00.383
So, how'd it go with your dad?

00:15:01.091 --> 00:15:02.966
I didn't tell him. Don't shame me.

00:15:02.966 --> 00:15:05.341
Honey, you are a fierce,
grown-* woman.

00:15:05.341 --> 00:15:06.966
What the hell is happening?

00:15:06.966 --> 00:15:09.966
Why, why do I need to be the
one that keeps sharing shit?

00:15:09.966 --> 00:15:11.591
Huh?
I don't have anything to prove.

00:15:11.591 --> 00:15:13.258
I don't have to impress him.

00:15:13.258 --> 00:15:14.758
Why do I have to come out?

00:15:14.966 --> 00:15:17.216
He should be the one to come in.

00:15:17.216 --> 00:15:18.883
Okay. Now you're spiraling, boo.

00:15:18.883 --> 00:15:21.216
Oh my God. Stop lecturing me.
You haven't come out to your dad.

00:15:21.216 --> 00:15:22.758
Okay. It's hardly the same thing.

00:15:22.758 --> 00:15:24.966
Your dad's friend got a
blowjob from Paul Lynde.

00:15:24.966 --> 00:15:27.966
Back in our town,
my dad tried to ban dancing.

00:15:31.841 --> 00:15:33.716
Woo-woo! That was awesome.

00:15:33.716 --> 00:15:37.841
Oh, thanks for making my
first actor meeting so easy.

00:15:37.841 --> 00:15:40.341
Same. First business meeting.

00:15:41.591 --> 00:15:42.383
You're really fun.

00:15:42.383 --> 00:15:45.591
I don't think I've ever
been called fun before.

00:15:45.591 --> 00:15:48.216
Well, you definitely are, milady.

00:15:48.216 --> 00:15:51.216
Oh, why thank you, my lord.

00:15:53.341 --> 00:15:54.466
Hey, that's my * bike.

00:15:54.466 --> 00:15:54.716
Hey, that's my * bike.

00:15:55.091 --> 00:15:56.841
Oh, it's okay. I'm an actor.

00:15:56.841 --> 00:15:58.466
Nah, I'ma tase your *.

00:15:58.466 --> 00:15:59.966
Sorry!

00:16:04.633 --> 00:16:06.466
Whatever happened to Bugles?

00:16:06.466 --> 00:16:08.133
We used to have bowls of them.

00:16:10.716 --> 00:16:12.341
Hey. Hi, um...

00:16:12.341 --> 00:16:14.216
You old enough to remember Bugles?

00:16:14.841 --> 00:16:17.341
Yeah, you put them on like witch nails.

00:16:17.383 --> 00:16:19.758
Yes! Can we get some of those, please?

00:16:19.758 --> 00:16:21.591
Anyway, um...

00:16:23.341 --> 00:16:25.216
Have you ever seen the movie Footloose?

00:16:25.216 --> 00:16:28.258
That the one with the girl
dancing in the Catskills.

00:16:28.258 --> 00:16:29.466
Hates Jerry Orbach?

00:16:29.466 --> 00:16:31.341
No, that's Dirty Dancing.

00:16:31.341 --> 00:16:32.633
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Never cared for that one.

00:16:32.633 --> 00:16:34.091
A little too Jew-y.

00:16:34.091 --> 00:16:35.508
Okay. Just forget I brought that up.

00:16:35.508 --> 00:16:37.591
That's not what I wanted to say.
What I wanted to say...

00:16:37.591 --> 00:16:39.758
Okay, everyone, time for run-through.

00:16:39.758 --> 00:16:41.133
All right. Thank you, Dennis.

00:16:41.133 --> 00:16:42.466
- Yeah.
- This movie talk, can we,

00:16:42.466 --> 00:16:44.466
- do we have to do it now,
or can wait till after?

00:16:44.466 --> 00:16:45.466
Just forget...
Forget it. Not important.

00:16:45.466 --> 00:16:46.716
- Forget it.
- All right.

00:16:46.716 --> 00:16:48.258
- Carrot, got a carrot.
- Okay.

00:16:48.258 --> 00:16:49.758
*in' Dennis.

00:16:50.966 --> 00:16:52.341
- Yes, we're still seeing that bullshit.
- Hey!

00:16:52.341 --> 00:16:53.383
- Hey!
- Are you two...

00:16:53.383 --> 00:16:55.341
- What, darling?
- You made me look

00:16:55.341 --> 00:16:56.883
- like an idiot.
- The * we do?

00:16:56.883 --> 00:16:58.091
You got in my head.

00:16:58.091 --> 00:17:01.091
So, like an idiot,
I go and I accuse Timberly-

00:17:01.091 --> 00:17:03.966
- of all the things that you said
that she did on her reality show.

00:17:03.966 --> 00:17:06.133
And, guess what?
Scripted!

00:17:06.133 --> 00:17:07.133
- What?
- Yeah.

00:17:07.133 --> 00:17:08.216
Every major plot point.

00:17:08.216 --> 00:17:09.716
- No way.
- Yeah.

00:17:09.716 --> 00:17:11.591
She brought out the outline-

00:17:11.591 --> 00:17:13.591
- of the episode where
she sleeps with Sarah R,

00:17:13.591 --> 00:17:16.466
- and then she showed me pictures
of her at Sarah R's wedding.

00:17:16.466 --> 00:17:17.966
- Shut the * up.
- I will not.

00:17:17.966 --> 00:17:19.716
- The honey trampoline?
- That is fake.

00:17:19.716 --> 00:17:21.091
Timberly and the snowmobile?

00:17:21.091 --> 00:17:22.841
- Fake.
- Kim banging Brody?

00:17:22.841 --> 00:17:24.633
- Fake.
- The beaver hunt.

00:17:24.633 --> 00:17:25.716
Fake.

00:17:25.716 --> 00:17:27.633
I feel so manipulated.

00:17:27.633 --> 00:17:29.758
How do you think I feel?
You idiots.

00:17:30.341 --> 00:17:32.716
Okay, here we go.
And action.

00:17:32.716 --> 00:17:34.216
That's my cue.

00:17:37.008 --> 00:17:38.508
Hey, Cody.

00:17:38.591 --> 00:17:40.091
Hello, Whitney.

00:17:40.341 --> 00:17:42.716
Hey guys.
Can I ask you a question?

00:17:42.716 --> 00:17:44.466
Sure, buddy. Shoot.

00:17:44.466 --> 00:17:46.466
My boss at work is
really getting on my case,

00:17:46.466 --> 00:17:47.841
- and I'm not sure what to do.

00:17:47.841 --> 00:17:50.008
- What's his name?
- Janet.

00:17:51.341 --> 00:17:54.466
I was just trying to make sure no
one was taking advantage of you.

00:17:54.466 --> 00:17:55.841
You can't do this shit anymore.

00:17:55.841 --> 00:17:56.841
We're not a couple.

00:17:56.841 --> 00:17:58.091
You're not my protector.

00:17:58.091 --> 00:17:59.841
You're right. I'm sorry.

00:18:01.216 --> 00:18:03.841
It's, it's just hard for me
to not care about you.

00:18:04.341 --> 00:18:06.716
I'm a different person
than I was 15 years ago.

00:18:06.716 --> 00:18:08.716
I've been through a lot.

00:18:08.716 --> 00:18:09.966
And it's made me stronger.

00:18:09.966 --> 00:18:11.591
And for the first time in my life,

00:18:11.591 --> 00:18:14.008
- I am taking care of myself
without anyone's help,

00:18:14.008 --> 00:18:15.633
- even if it means that I fall on my face.

00:18:15.633 --> 00:18:17.966
But I am not going to,
because I am focused,

00:18:17.966 --> 00:18:19.716
- I am on top of things...

00:18:19.716 --> 00:18:21.216
Bree, you missed your cue.

00:18:21.216 --> 00:18:23.341
Shit. This is your fault.

00:18:23.341 --> 00:18:24.758
I'm sorry, Jer! I'm sorry!

00:18:24.758 --> 00:18:25.508
I didn't hear it.

00:18:25.508 --> 00:18:27.341
Should I back it up or
should I just come out?

00:18:27.341 --> 00:18:30.216
- What?
- Do you want me to come out now?

00:18:30.216 --> 00:18:31.341
Just come out.

00:18:33.883 --> 00:18:35.966
I'm sorry. I'm a...

00:18:35.966 --> 00:18:38.008
...I should have said this earlier.
And...

00:18:39.216 --> 00:18:42.716
Look, I have no idea why this
has been so hard for me to do,

00:18:42.716 --> 00:18:45.466
- because I spent my entire life
not needing your approval,

00:18:45.466 --> 00:18:47.008
- and I still don't need your approval.

00:18:48.216 --> 00:18:52.841
But you're my... you're my parent.

00:18:53.591 --> 00:18:55.508
So you should know.

00:18:55.508 --> 00:18:57.216
And I want you to know.

00:18:58.966 --> 00:19:00.466
Honey.

00:19:00.841 --> 00:19:02.341
I know.

00:19:03.633 --> 00:19:06.383
- Wait, you do.
- Yes.

00:19:06.383 --> 00:19:08.091
I mean, ever since you were little.

00:19:08.091 --> 00:19:09.841
I didn't know, but I knew.

00:19:10.341 --> 00:19:12.966
Plus, dummy, when your film came out,

00:19:12.966 --> 00:19:14.216
- you went on all those interviews-

00:19:14.216 --> 00:19:15.966
- called yourself a queer filmmaker.

00:19:17.758 --> 00:19:20.091
Wait, you read, like,
the press and interviews?

00:19:20.466 --> 00:19:21.716
Yes.

00:19:21.716 --> 00:19:23.633
What?
I can't be proud from a distance?

00:19:24.466 --> 00:19:28.633
-

00:19:28.716 --> 00:19:34.716
-