WEBVTT 00:00:05.427 --> 00:00:07.053 So, I figured out a way 00:00:07.137 --> 00:00:09.013 to stop confusing those twin sisters at school. 00:00:09.097 --> 00:00:11.015 Ignore them both. Problem solved. 00:00:12.100 --> 00:00:13.393 Uh-huh. 00:00:13.852 --> 00:00:15.019 Are you even listening to me? 00:00:15.103 --> 00:00:16.229 Uh-huh. 00:00:17.522 --> 00:00:19.274 -Amy! -Uh, see? 00:00:19.357 --> 00:00:21.526 If you've been paying attention, you would've seen that coming. 00:00:22.026 --> 00:00:23.737 Sorry. 00:00:23.862 --> 00:00:26.114 I was looking at that kid over there in the hoodie. 00:00:26.197 --> 00:00:27.532 He seem lonely. 00:00:27.615 --> 00:00:29.367 And weird. 00:00:29.451 --> 00:00:31.536 Which probably explains the lonely part. 00:00:32.328 --> 00:00:34.122 Maybe I should go over and say hi. 00:00:34.205 --> 00:00:35.415 Oh, right. 'Cause when I see someone 00:00:35.498 --> 00:00:37.083 clearly trying to avoid people, 00:00:37.167 --> 00:00:39.210 my first instinct is to always go and say hi. 00:00:40.086 --> 00:00:41.546 Well, maybe they're shy, 00:00:41.629 --> 00:00:43.006 like you when you first moved here. 00:00:43.089 --> 00:00:44.549 I was not shy. 00:00:44.632 --> 00:00:46.509 I was standoffish and hostile. 00:00:46.593 --> 00:00:48.094 There's a difference. 00:00:48.178 --> 00:00:50.972 I'm going over to introduce myself. 00:00:51.055 --> 00:00:52.974 -You can come or not. -I choose not. 00:00:53.057 --> 00:00:54.058 -You're coming. -Okay. 00:00:54.142 --> 00:00:55.894 Then why even give me a choice? 00:00:58.730 --> 00:01:00.023 Hi there. 00:01:00.106 --> 00:01:01.733 We wanted to welcome you to Valley View. 00:01:01.816 --> 00:01:02.984 I'm Hartley. 00:01:04.110 --> 00:01:05.570 See? I told you. 00:01:05.653 --> 00:01:07.614 Just leave him alone. Sorry to bother you. 00:01:08.114 --> 00:01:10.033 STARLING: Amy, wait. 00:01:14.579 --> 00:01:15.705 Starling? 00:01:35.183 --> 00:01:37.268 Starling? What are you doing here? 00:01:38.102 --> 00:01:39.354 Did you finally come to your senses 00:01:39.437 --> 00:01:41.231 and realize we should be besties? 00:01:41.314 --> 00:01:42.315 No. 00:01:43.733 --> 00:01:45.401 And I don't know how you got my number 00:01:45.485 --> 00:01:47.278 but you need to stop calling. 00:01:48.488 --> 00:01:49.989 What was with the disguise? 00:01:50.073 --> 00:01:52.116 Shame of being a superhero finally set in? 00:01:53.993 --> 00:01:55.536 I came to warn you. 00:01:55.995 --> 00:01:57.288 The superheroes received intel 00:01:57.372 --> 00:01:59.165 that you and your family are on the run. 00:01:59.249 --> 00:02:00.333 What? 00:02:00.416 --> 00:02:01.918 I knew it. 00:02:02.043 --> 00:02:03.836 She turned us in and Jake fell right into her trap. 00:02:03.962 --> 00:02:05.546 I didn't turn you in. 00:02:05.630 --> 00:02:06.631 Come here. 00:02:08.841 --> 00:02:11.135 The superheroes were going through old security footage 00:02:11.219 --> 00:02:13.596 from Centropolis and they saw me save Jake 00:02:13.680 --> 00:02:16.015 from falling off that building back when he was still Chaos. 00:02:16.140 --> 00:02:17.684 Well, you're a superhero. 00:02:17.767 --> 00:02:19.519 What were you supposed to do, let him fall? 00:02:19.602 --> 00:02:22.188 Hmm? I would have had that same moral debate. 00:02:23.314 --> 00:02:25.275 It was the "not turning him in" part 00:02:25.358 --> 00:02:26.943 that they had a problem with. 00:02:26.985 --> 00:02:28.319 Now, the superheroes think 00:02:28.403 --> 00:02:29.862 I'm helping your family hide out. 00:02:29.946 --> 00:02:31.864 -So tell them you're not. -I did. 00:02:31.948 --> 00:02:33.700 But then, they confiscated my phone 00:02:33.783 --> 00:02:36.202 and they found all of my text messages with Jake 00:02:36.285 --> 00:02:37.412 from the last few months. 00:02:37.495 --> 00:02:39.288 Yikes! 00:02:39.372 --> 00:02:40.915 How many kissy face emojis do they have to sift through? 00:02:41.040 --> 00:02:42.667 Three hundred and fifty-seven. 00:02:44.127 --> 00:02:45.586 And then they questioned me, 00:02:45.670 --> 00:02:48.006 but I refused to give you up, 00:02:48.131 --> 00:02:49.924 so they banished me 00:02:50.049 --> 00:02:52.093 from the superhero community forever. 00:02:52.176 --> 00:02:55.013 Huh. I always thought you'd grow old as a superhero. 00:02:55.388 --> 00:02:57.348 You know, still flying around in the sky 00:02:57.432 --> 00:03:00.309 but, like, 10 miles an hour below the speed limit. 00:03:01.936 --> 00:03:04.022 Wow. All those times I tried to take you down, 00:03:04.063 --> 00:03:06.691 and my brother ended up doing it accidentally. 00:03:06.774 --> 00:03:08.901 Technically, that's still a win for me. 00:03:09.402 --> 00:03:10.820 And now that you know, 00:03:10.903 --> 00:03:12.613 I should go start my new life on my own. 00:03:14.073 --> 00:03:15.366 Wait, 00:03:15.450 --> 00:03:16.993 what about your superhero family? 00:03:17.577 --> 00:03:19.287 I had to leave them behind. 00:03:19.370 --> 00:03:21.205 I didn't want them to get in trouble for helping me. 00:03:22.498 --> 00:03:23.875 Well, at least let me call Jake 00:03:23.958 --> 00:03:25.376 so he can come and say goodbye to you. 00:03:25.460 --> 00:03:26.878 No way. 00:03:27.003 --> 00:03:28.379 If he finds out that they kicked me out 00:03:28.463 --> 00:03:29.922 because of him, he'll wanna fight them 00:03:30.006 --> 00:03:32.133 which could lead to bad things for all of us. 00:03:32.258 --> 00:03:35.178 I don't think Jake would risk his family's safety. 00:03:35.261 --> 00:03:37.054 By doing something stupid to save someone else? 00:03:37.180 --> 00:03:38.431 Yeah, he totally would. 00:03:39.724 --> 00:03:41.392 I should go before he sees me. 00:03:42.435 --> 00:03:43.561 Starling, wait. 00:03:44.687 --> 00:03:46.439 We can't turn our backs on her. 00:03:46.522 --> 00:03:47.815 The superheroes tossed her out 00:03:47.899 --> 00:03:49.525 for protecting you and your family. 00:03:49.609 --> 00:03:51.277 You're right. 00:03:51.360 --> 00:03:53.237 We should kick in five bucks each for a bus ticket. 00:03:53.321 --> 00:03:54.947 That'll at least get her to Louisiana. 00:03:56.365 --> 00:03:57.867 She needs our help. 00:03:58.785 --> 00:04:00.536 Starling, you can stay with me 00:04:00.620 --> 00:04:02.371 while you figure out your next move. 00:04:02.455 --> 00:04:04.415 Oh, you can have my bed and I'll take my sleeping bag. 00:04:04.499 --> 00:04:06.083 It has your face on it. 00:04:06.125 --> 00:04:08.211 Oh, you can have my pillow, too. 00:04:08.294 --> 00:04:10.254 That also has your face on it. 00:04:10.338 --> 00:04:12.715 I have a lot of stuff with your face on it. 00:04:13.591 --> 00:04:14.634 Okay. Fine. 00:04:14.717 --> 00:04:16.302 But just until I make a plan 00:04:16.385 --> 00:04:18.304 and Jake cannot know that I'm here. 00:04:19.514 --> 00:04:21.140 Then you better hood up 'cause he just walked in. 00:04:22.600 --> 00:04:23.643 JAKE: Hey. 00:04:24.227 --> 00:04:25.520 What's up with your friend? 00:04:25.603 --> 00:04:26.938 Oh... 00:04:27.063 --> 00:04:29.524 uh, she's a table sniffer. 00:04:29.607 --> 00:04:31.067 Yeah, apparently it's a thing. 00:04:33.236 --> 00:04:36.155 Yeah, everyone's doing it. 00:04:39.325 --> 00:04:40.576 Well, congrats, Amy, you're no longer 00:04:40.660 --> 00:04:41.786 the weirdest one in Valley View. 00:04:47.792 --> 00:04:49.293 Eva, honey, 00:04:49.377 --> 00:04:50.795 I'm honored to have you 00:04:50.878 --> 00:04:52.630 with the unveiling of my latest creation. 00:04:52.713 --> 00:04:54.507 Oh, well, it was either this 00:04:54.590 --> 00:04:57.218 or reruns of house pet divorce court. 00:04:57.301 --> 00:05:00.513 I can't sit through another custody battle over a Corgi. 00:05:01.597 --> 00:05:02.765 Check it out. 00:05:02.848 --> 00:05:04.809 This device can shoot a laser 00:05:04.892 --> 00:05:06.477 that will mimic the powers 00:05:06.561 --> 00:05:08.312 of the greatest villains of our time. 00:05:08.396 --> 00:05:09.605 You just choose the power you want 00:05:09.689 --> 00:05:11.983 and this device will mirror it. 00:05:12.066 --> 00:05:14.068 I call it The Mirror. 00:05:15.403 --> 00:05:16.737 Wait, did you say The Mirror? 00:05:16.821 --> 00:05:18.489 No, no. The Mirror. 00:05:18.572 --> 00:05:19.740 The Mirror. 00:05:21.200 --> 00:05:22.451 It's better on paper. 00:05:23.577 --> 00:05:25.162 Don't you mean, The Paper? 00:05:27.915 --> 00:05:29.542 Hey, Celia just stopped me 00:05:29.625 --> 00:05:31.002 and said she's really upset at Jake 00:05:31.085 --> 00:05:32.336 for what he did outside her window this morning. 00:05:32.420 --> 00:05:33.754 Hmm. Stop right there. 00:05:33.838 --> 00:05:35.172 I don't wanna know what he was doing. 00:05:35.798 --> 00:05:37.258 He was rearranging our garden gnomes 00:05:37.341 --> 00:05:38.926 into very inappropriate poses. 00:05:40.428 --> 00:05:42.054 Oh, that's both better and worse 00:05:42.138 --> 00:05:43.848 than what I was thinking. 00:05:43.931 --> 00:05:45.349 No, that's impossible. 00:05:45.433 --> 00:05:47.643 Jake spent the morning LARPing with me. 00:05:47.727 --> 00:05:50.354 So now we're all just doing embarrassing things? 00:05:51.772 --> 00:05:53.441 Celia insists it was Jake. 00:05:53.524 --> 00:05:54.984 Or as she likes to call him, 00:05:55.067 --> 00:05:57.153 "The boy that shakes when he talks to me." 00:05:58.154 --> 00:05:59.613 Oh, no. 00:05:59.697 --> 00:06:01.866 There's only one explanation for this. 00:06:01.949 --> 00:06:03.492 Bad Jake is back. 00:06:03.576 --> 00:06:04.994 Hey, what do you mean he's back? 00:06:05.077 --> 00:06:06.704 I thought you vaporized him. 00:06:06.787 --> 00:06:08.497 Yeah. He may have escaped 00:06:08.581 --> 00:06:09.790 before I had the chance and I just didn't tell you. 00:06:09.874 --> 00:06:11.459 But to be fair, 00:06:11.542 --> 00:06:13.044 hiding things from you wasn't my wedding vows. 00:06:14.545 --> 00:06:16.672 Right. So now everyone thinks our son 00:06:16.756 --> 00:06:18.799 is doing villainous things around the town. 00:06:18.883 --> 00:06:20.468 This could blow our secret. 00:06:20.551 --> 00:06:23.554 Don't worry. I'll track him down. 00:06:23.637 --> 00:06:25.890 I'll put him in my trusty nano-cuffs. 00:06:25.973 --> 00:06:28.476 Even Bad Jake's super strength can't break these. 00:06:28.559 --> 00:06:30.186 Really? Then how did Hartley break out of home 00:06:30.311 --> 00:06:32.021 to go find Amy at Colossal Con? 00:06:33.022 --> 00:06:35.232 Son, we've covered this, helpful or hurtful? 00:06:37.526 --> 00:06:39.445 Hurtful is always funnier. 00:06:40.071 --> 00:06:43.115 Anyway, once I slapped the nano-cuffs on Bad Jake, 00:06:43.199 --> 00:06:44.533 we'll bring him down here. 00:06:44.617 --> 00:06:45.701 We'll use The Mirror. 00:06:45.785 --> 00:06:47.244 A name I standby by the way. 00:06:48.871 --> 00:06:50.206 We'll vaporize him for good. 00:06:50.331 --> 00:06:51.957 Cool. I can help track him down. 00:06:52.041 --> 00:06:53.918 Shouldn't be too hard, considering he's been wearing 00:06:54.001 --> 00:06:56.295 the same clothes for the past three months 00:06:56.420 --> 00:06:58.339 and the same underwear. 00:06:58.422 --> 00:07:00.883 Sorry, Colby. This is big boy stuff. 00:07:00.966 --> 00:07:02.343 You just stand back and marvel 00:07:02.426 --> 00:07:03.969 as your father saves the day once again. 00:07:04.053 --> 00:07:05.846 Too bad you couldn't do it the first time. 00:07:05.930 --> 00:07:07.348 Then we wouldn't have to spend our day 00:07:07.431 --> 00:07:09.517 chasing around Jake's creepy clone. 00:07:09.600 --> 00:07:12.645 Again, Colby, helpful or hurtful? 00:07:17.024 --> 00:07:19.109 Okay, Starling, coast is clear. 00:07:22.696 --> 00:07:25.407 Do you really think this thing is gonna hide me from Jake? 00:07:25.491 --> 00:07:26.742 Oh, I know it will. 00:07:26.826 --> 00:07:28.077 Every time my grandma wants me 00:07:28.160 --> 00:07:29.578 to clean my room, I just slap 00:07:29.662 --> 00:07:31.413 on this bush costume and hide outside. 00:07:31.497 --> 00:07:33.541 She's never found me. 00:07:34.333 --> 00:07:36.293 That explains a lot about you. 00:07:37.711 --> 00:07:39.505 Where did you even get this crazy costume? 00:07:39.588 --> 00:07:41.924 Oh, I played a bush in three different school plays. 00:07:42.007 --> 00:07:43.133 The Valley View Times said it was like 00:07:43.217 --> 00:07:44.468 they didn't even know I was there. 00:07:45.678 --> 00:07:47.304 Nailed it. 00:07:47.763 --> 00:07:50.182 I'm glad you two found each other. 00:07:51.225 --> 00:07:54.228 Yeah. Well, anyway, I've come up with some great ideas 00:07:54.353 --> 00:07:56.021 to get you out of our lives quickly. 00:07:56.105 --> 00:07:58.315 It all starts with you strapped to a rocket 00:07:58.440 --> 00:07:59.650 hurdling towards Mars. 00:08:01.235 --> 00:08:02.861 Oh, if that doesn't work, I have seven other ideas. 00:08:02.945 --> 00:08:04.822 Do they all end with me on another planet? 00:08:04.905 --> 00:08:06.365 They do, yeah. 00:08:07.324 --> 00:08:11.120 Look, well, I appreciate all of your help. 00:08:11.203 --> 00:08:12.746 I think it's best if I just head out. 00:08:13.163 --> 00:08:15.874 The longer I stay here, the more likely Jake will find me. 00:08:17.334 --> 00:08:18.544 Oh, he's coming. Hide! 00:08:21.046 --> 00:08:22.923 Hey, yo, peeps. 00:08:23.007 --> 00:08:24.383 Everything off the chain? 00:08:25.968 --> 00:08:27.553 Yeah, I hear it and I'll stop. 00:08:28.679 --> 00:08:30.264 What are you up to? 00:08:30.389 --> 00:08:32.516 Just bumped into Celia. She's really mad at me. 00:08:32.600 --> 00:08:34.768 But when I asked her why, she just growled and said, 00:08:34.852 --> 00:08:36.687 "Hands off my gnome, sicko!" 00:08:39.898 --> 00:08:41.233 Did that bush just sneeze? 00:08:44.069 --> 00:08:45.654 Is that bush wearing sneakers? 00:08:46.613 --> 00:08:47.948 Yeah. Yeah. 00:08:48.032 --> 00:08:50.117 It's a special bush native to Texas. 00:08:50.200 --> 00:08:52.202 It's the, uh... 00:08:52.286 --> 00:08:53.829 the sneezing sneaker bush. 00:08:55.122 --> 00:08:56.874 They're kind of endangered, so if you try to touch it, 00:08:56.957 --> 00:08:58.834 it's our civic duty to report you 00:08:58.917 --> 00:09:01.670 to the local Fish and Game Commission 00:09:01.754 --> 00:09:03.964 and trust me, no one wants to go to fish jail. 00:09:04.048 --> 00:09:05.632 Nope. 00:09:05.716 --> 00:09:07.384 You're hiding something. 00:09:08.469 --> 00:09:09.803 No, no. 00:09:09.887 --> 00:09:11.305 Let me go! 00:09:11.430 --> 00:09:12.473 No! 00:09:13.682 --> 00:09:14.892 Starling? 00:09:14.975 --> 00:09:16.727 Surprise! 00:09:18.562 --> 00:09:20.230 Some people just aren't cut out to be a bush. 00:09:28.739 --> 00:09:30.866 Starling, what are you doing here? 00:09:30.949 --> 00:09:33.952 Uh, she came to celebrate Earth Day. 00:09:34.036 --> 00:09:36.580 Yup. She loves the environment. 00:09:36.663 --> 00:09:38.999 That is why we are both dressed like native plants. 00:09:40.042 --> 00:09:41.668 You're not dressed like a plant. 00:09:41.752 --> 00:09:42.669 Ow! 00:09:42.753 --> 00:09:44.671 I'm a cactus. 00:09:44.755 --> 00:09:46.548 No offense, but your credibility was shot 00:09:46.632 --> 00:09:48.509 the moment you said sneezing sneaker bush. 00:09:50.010 --> 00:09:52.262 This is useless. We should just tell him the truth. 00:09:53.180 --> 00:09:56.475 -Jake, I'm here because-- -I wanted to talk. 00:09:58.560 --> 00:10:01.105 Yeah, I felt--I felt so bad 00:10:01.188 --> 00:10:03.065 about ruining your first date at the junkyard 00:10:03.148 --> 00:10:05.818 that I wanted to apologize to her 00:10:05.901 --> 00:10:07.236 because... 00:10:07.319 --> 00:10:08.987 we are friends now. 00:10:12.199 --> 00:10:14.034 Yeah. 00:10:14.118 --> 00:10:15.828 Friends who don't touch each other. 00:10:17.329 --> 00:10:18.539 Hands off the leaves. 00:10:21.750 --> 00:10:24.169 Well, now, you two can finally go 00:10:24.253 --> 00:10:26.129 on your first date together. 00:10:26.213 --> 00:10:27.297 Yup. 00:10:27.422 --> 00:10:29.132 That's why I'm here. 00:10:29.216 --> 00:10:32.928 So I guess it wouldn't make sense not to do it. 00:10:33.011 --> 00:10:34.596 Oh, well, great. 00:10:34.680 --> 00:10:37.140 Then I should go change into something nicer. 00:10:37.224 --> 00:10:38.600 Maybe you should, too. 00:10:43.063 --> 00:10:45.023 I told you the trail of garden gnomes 00:10:45.107 --> 00:10:46.859 would help us capture Bad Jake. 00:10:46.942 --> 00:10:49.236 He just couldn't resist. 00:10:49.319 --> 00:10:52.781 What we had to do is spend $500 at Gnome Depot. 00:10:54.199 --> 00:10:55.534 You had your freedom. 00:10:55.617 --> 00:10:56.994 Can't believe you were dumb enough 00:10:57.077 --> 00:10:58.203 to come right back to where you escaped. 00:10:58.287 --> 00:10:59.621 You're the one who created me. 00:10:59.705 --> 00:11:00.998 Doesn't that make you the dumb one? 00:11:02.165 --> 00:11:04.126 You know what? I'll answer this one for you. 00:11:04.209 --> 00:11:06.128 Yes, the answer is yes. 00:11:07.504 --> 00:11:09.172 Hey, why did you come back anyway? 00:11:09.256 --> 00:11:11.091 Well, I was planning a destruction spree 00:11:11.174 --> 00:11:13.343 but I didn't want lame Jake to get all the credit. 00:11:13.427 --> 00:11:15.804 So I came back to destroy him. 00:11:15.887 --> 00:11:18.181 Plus, I kind of miss the guy who spent four minutes raising me. 00:11:19.474 --> 00:11:21.351 Aw, that's my boy. 00:11:21.435 --> 00:11:23.770 Well, not really, but I'll take the fake love. 00:11:25.814 --> 00:11:28.025 Wanna play a round of golf after I destroy your son? 00:11:28.108 --> 00:11:31.194 Not sure. Eva, do we have anything this afternoon? 00:11:31.278 --> 00:11:32.446 Yeah. 00:11:32.571 --> 00:11:35.324 Erasing a paper trail. 00:11:35.407 --> 00:11:37.743 Oh, right, right, right. 00:11:37.826 --> 00:11:40.037 Let's see, one second here. 00:11:40.787 --> 00:11:42.080 Synthetic son, 00:11:42.164 --> 00:11:43.665 don't worry, this won't hurt a bit. 00:11:43.749 --> 00:11:45.000 Mostly because you're a pile of fake flesh 00:11:45.083 --> 00:11:46.418 and you can't feel pain. 00:11:47.544 --> 00:11:49.338 Prepare to be vaporized. 00:11:52.841 --> 00:11:54.259 You know, next time, you might not wanna tell me 00:11:54.343 --> 00:11:55.844 what you're gonna do before you do it. 00:11:57.262 --> 00:11:59.014 Seriously? Prepare to be vaporized? 00:11:59.097 --> 00:12:00.474 What does that even mean? 00:12:00.599 --> 00:12:02.476 How does one prepared to be vaporized? 00:12:02.601 --> 00:12:04.311 I don't know. 00:12:04.394 --> 00:12:05.729 I was picturing a fetal position, maybe some begging. 00:12:05.812 --> 00:12:07.814 In my head, it was very dramatic. 00:12:07.898 --> 00:12:09.399 I'll take that. 00:12:09.483 --> 00:12:11.026 Oh, shrink ray. 00:12:11.109 --> 00:12:12.110 Seems fun. 00:12:12.194 --> 00:12:14.154 No, wait. On second thought, 00:12:14.237 --> 00:12:15.614 it's a beautiful day for golf. 00:12:15.697 --> 00:12:17.074 We could use the clubhouse. 00:12:17.157 --> 00:12:18.367 You like BLTs? 00:12:31.838 --> 00:12:34.758 Oh, looks like now we can play mini golf. 00:12:37.094 --> 00:12:38.845 Uh-uh. I just hit my growth spurt, 00:12:38.929 --> 00:12:39.971 no way I'm going back. 00:12:42.432 --> 00:12:44.059 -Where'd you go? -Ha ha! 00:12:44.142 --> 00:12:45.435 He ghosted you. 00:12:45.894 --> 00:12:47.229 But technically he turned invisible 00:12:47.312 --> 00:12:48.605 but the joke still works! 00:12:49.940 --> 00:12:51.441 I don't have time for this. 00:12:51.525 --> 00:12:53.110 I have another brother to take out. 00:12:53.193 --> 00:12:55.195 Colby, activate the lockdown mode. 00:12:58.615 --> 00:13:01.159 Ah, now you're trapped without the key. 00:13:01.243 --> 00:13:02.327 Wait, what? 00:13:02.786 --> 00:13:04.121 I made the door so secured, 00:13:04.204 --> 00:13:06.081 not even a super strength can break through. 00:13:06.164 --> 00:13:08.083 I call it man cave mode. 00:13:08.166 --> 00:13:11.336 Oh, big words for someone who doesn't think things through! 00:13:12.712 --> 00:13:15.132 Well, looks like if I'm gonna get that key, 00:13:15.215 --> 00:13:18.051 I'm gonna have to end up taking out both brothers after all. 00:13:18.135 --> 00:13:19.094 Where are you, Colby? 00:13:19.177 --> 00:13:20.804 COLBY: Over here! 00:13:20.887 --> 00:13:22.931 No. Over here. 00:13:23.014 --> 00:13:24.224 Over here. 00:13:27.102 --> 00:13:29.354 On the bright side, at least you finally have 00:13:29.437 --> 00:13:31.731 a body to match the size of your brain. 00:13:35.026 --> 00:13:36.945 Go ahead and order whatever you want. 00:13:37.028 --> 00:13:39.990 I don't wanna brag, but I do have an employee discount. 00:13:40.073 --> 00:13:41.533 Oh, how much? 00:13:41.992 --> 00:13:43.451 Okay, I lied. It comes out of my paycheck. 00:13:45.078 --> 00:13:46.788 I'm just so happy you're back in Valley View, 00:13:46.872 --> 00:13:49.124 like actually here with me. 00:13:49.207 --> 00:13:50.876 I was convinced I'd never see you again 00:13:50.959 --> 00:13:52.502 but now we can finally work through things together. 00:13:52.586 --> 00:13:55.547 No complications, no distractions. 00:13:55.672 --> 00:13:57.799 Oh, Chimichangas are back on the menu. 00:13:58.967 --> 00:14:00.302 Jake. 00:14:00.385 --> 00:14:01.720 You're right. I'm sorry. 00:14:01.803 --> 00:14:03.263 I haven't even asked about you. 00:14:03.346 --> 00:14:04.723 How are things in the superhero world? 00:14:04.848 --> 00:14:09.060 Great. You know... still super-heroing. 00:14:09.144 --> 00:14:10.562 Crime is up, so business is good. 00:14:14.232 --> 00:14:17.485 -Do you have to get that? -Nah. Just a scam call. 00:14:17.569 --> 00:14:20.113 No, I don't need a home security system. 00:14:20.196 --> 00:14:21.740 I am a security system. 00:14:25.619 --> 00:14:28.038 Must be some kind of system if Captain Valor is selling it. 00:14:28.121 --> 00:14:30.749 Uh, yeah. 00:14:30.832 --> 00:14:32.792 He has an endorsement deal. 00:14:32.876 --> 00:14:35.545 That guy will slap his name on anything for a quick buck. 00:14:35.629 --> 00:14:38.006 Sort of like your Starling high tops. 00:14:38.089 --> 00:14:39.090 That's not funny. 00:14:41.259 --> 00:14:42.594 Starling, I'm starting to feel 00:14:42.677 --> 00:14:43.803 like you're hiding something from me. 00:14:43.887 --> 00:14:45.597 Okay. Here's the deal. 00:14:45.722 --> 00:14:48.141 The superheroes know I let you go when you were Chaos, 00:14:48.224 --> 00:14:49.976 and they are not happy about it. 00:14:50.518 --> 00:14:52.687 So, now I'm on the run. 00:14:52.812 --> 00:14:54.773 What? No. 00:14:54.898 --> 00:14:56.900 I'm not gonna let them kick you out because of me. 00:14:56.983 --> 00:14:59.736 It's not that bad. At least, now I can go by my real name. 00:14:59.861 --> 00:15:00.945 Judith. 00:15:01.988 --> 00:15:03.406 Yeah, but you're all alone. 00:15:03.490 --> 00:15:04.532 Wait, Judith? 00:15:05.617 --> 00:15:07.869 Look, it was hard enough 00:15:07.952 --> 00:15:09.162 when my family went on the run, 00:15:09.245 --> 00:15:10.622 but at least we had each other. 00:15:11.790 --> 00:15:13.458 I can't let them do this to you. 00:15:13.541 --> 00:15:16.336 Jake, as much as it hurts, I'd rather deal with that 00:15:16.419 --> 00:15:19.339 than risk you or your family getting locked up. 00:15:19.422 --> 00:15:20.882 This is why I didn't wanna tell you 00:15:20.965 --> 00:15:22.717 because I knew this is what would happen. 00:15:24.052 --> 00:15:25.595 Oh, it's him again. 00:15:26.137 --> 00:15:28.306 He's probably trying to talk me into coming back. 00:15:29.057 --> 00:15:30.642 Give it up, Captain Valor. I'm not gonna-- 00:15:30.725 --> 00:15:32.435 Starling. 00:15:32.519 --> 00:15:34.354 I talked to the Superhero Tribune Council 00:15:34.437 --> 00:15:37.148 and they're willing to drop all charges against you. 00:15:37.232 --> 00:15:39.234 You can retain your superhero status. 00:15:39.317 --> 00:15:41.319 Really? That's great. 00:15:41.403 --> 00:15:43.113 There's only one thing you have to do, 00:15:43.947 --> 00:15:46.825 turn Chaos over to us. 00:15:50.703 --> 00:15:52.497 So you recommend the Chimichangas? 00:16:00.964 --> 00:16:03.716 Well, it isn't Jake-Ling. 00:16:03.842 --> 00:16:05.260 Yeah. 00:16:05.343 --> 00:16:06.928 Calling you that cutesy couple name now 00:16:07.011 --> 00:16:09.931 'cause I support this. 00:16:11.683 --> 00:16:14.060 So, how'd your date go? 00:16:14.144 --> 00:16:15.854 I think you both know how it went. 00:16:15.979 --> 00:16:17.397 Considering it wasn't a date. 00:16:18.189 --> 00:16:19.524 Starling told me everything. 00:16:19.607 --> 00:16:21.401 Great. Because pretending to support 00:16:21.484 --> 00:16:24.279 this unholy union was giving me an ulcer. 00:16:25.530 --> 00:16:27.157 Look, Jake, 00:16:27.240 --> 00:16:28.783 I know you're probably upset about what happened 00:16:28.825 --> 00:16:30.952 but, please just don't do anything irrational. 00:16:31.035 --> 00:16:33.037 Amy's right. I'll be fine. 00:16:33.121 --> 00:16:34.956 Like I told you, staying a superhero 00:16:35.039 --> 00:16:37.250 isn't worth it if it means I have to turn you in. 00:16:38.126 --> 00:16:39.502 I can never do that to you. 00:16:39.586 --> 00:16:40.920 I know. 00:16:41.004 --> 00:16:42.380 Which is why I'm gonna do it for you. 00:16:42.463 --> 00:16:43.423 -What? -What? 00:16:43.506 --> 00:16:44.716 Call Captain Valor. 00:16:45.133 --> 00:16:46.885 I'm turning myself in to the superheroes. 00:16:51.431 --> 00:16:52.765 Come on. 00:16:52.891 --> 00:16:54.851 Give me that key invisible fake bro. 00:16:54.934 --> 00:16:57.145 You can run, but you can't hide. 00:16:57.228 --> 00:16:58.396 I guess you can hide. 00:17:00.565 --> 00:17:02.025 Just show yourself! 00:17:03.318 --> 00:17:05.403 Not even close. 00:17:10.033 --> 00:17:11.201 How do I stop Bad Jake? 00:17:11.284 --> 00:17:12.577 I can't do this forever. 00:17:12.660 --> 00:17:14.162 You just have to sneak past him 00:17:14.245 --> 00:17:15.872 and grab the mirror 00:17:15.914 --> 00:17:17.874 and use it to change us back to normal. 00:17:17.999 --> 00:17:19.876 Easier said than done. 00:17:20.001 --> 00:17:22.003 Bad Jake is 10 times stronger than the real Jake, 00:17:22.086 --> 00:17:23.963 and I've never battled anyone before. 00:17:24.047 --> 00:17:26.799 Colby, you're the strongest villain there is. 00:17:26.883 --> 00:17:29.135 You have more powers than he does. 00:17:29.218 --> 00:17:30.678 You can easily take him down. 00:17:30.762 --> 00:17:32.430 You just have to outsmart him. 00:17:32.513 --> 00:17:35.058 Yeah, you're right. I can do this. 00:17:36.517 --> 00:17:38.019 Hey, Bad Jake, 00:17:38.102 --> 00:17:39.270 over here. 00:17:48.488 --> 00:17:50.406 Whoa, what's going on? 00:17:51.491 --> 00:17:53.159 It's another power. 00:17:53.242 --> 00:17:54.994 You have regeneration. 00:17:55.078 --> 00:17:56.245 Of course I do. 00:17:56.329 --> 00:17:57.789 I'm the chosen one. 00:17:59.165 --> 00:18:01.209 Don't just stand there. Prove it. 00:18:11.177 --> 00:18:12.345 I did it. 00:18:12.428 --> 00:18:13.680 I took him down. 00:18:16.224 --> 00:18:17.308 Guess again. 00:18:26.567 --> 00:18:28.528 Oh, yeah. 00:18:28.611 --> 00:18:30.571 You just got chosen oned. 00:18:33.282 --> 00:18:35.159 And you thought The Mirror was bad. 00:18:39.372 --> 00:18:41.249 What's going on down here? 00:18:41.332 --> 00:18:44.460 Mom and Dad got shrink-rayed, and I just took down Bad Jake. 00:18:44.544 --> 00:18:46.546 Oh, okay. 00:18:46.629 --> 00:18:49.340 Wait. We were in lockdown mode. How'd you get in? 00:18:49.424 --> 00:18:50.758 I pulled the banana. 00:18:52.301 --> 00:18:54.804 Well, that's a security flaw. 00:18:59.934 --> 00:19:01.394 Jake, you don't have to do this. 00:19:01.477 --> 00:19:03.479 Sorry, Judith. My mind's made up. 00:19:04.772 --> 00:19:06.190 And I changed my mind. 00:19:06.274 --> 00:19:07.692 We're going back to Starling. 00:19:09.193 --> 00:19:11.154 Look, you sacrificed for me. 00:19:11.237 --> 00:19:12.655 Now I'm gonna do the same for you. 00:19:12.738 --> 00:19:14.490 I knew you would say that 00:19:14.574 --> 00:19:16.868 which is why we had no choice but to change the plan. 00:19:16.993 --> 00:19:18.077 What do you mean? 00:19:21.205 --> 00:19:23.332 -Is that Bad Jake? -Yep. 00:19:23.416 --> 00:19:25.418 We put him in your backup suit so we can swap you out 00:19:25.501 --> 00:19:26.794 and send him in your place. 00:19:26.878 --> 00:19:28.463 And he's okay with it? 00:19:28.546 --> 00:19:30.756 Well, I did wanna stay here and destroy you 00:19:30.840 --> 00:19:33.050 but now that I have this device, 00:19:33.134 --> 00:19:35.678 it'll much more fun to go destroy a bunch of superheroes. 00:19:39.390 --> 00:19:41.267 He doesn't know. That's a TV remote, does he? 00:19:41.350 --> 00:19:42.602 -Hmm. -Not a clue. 00:19:44.395 --> 00:19:45.771 Go get 'em, Bad Jake. 00:19:47.690 --> 00:19:48.691 Starling. 00:19:48.774 --> 00:19:49.984 It's Captain Valor. Hide. 00:19:53.154 --> 00:19:55.281 Ah, there you are. 00:19:55.364 --> 00:19:56.949 Nice civilian clothes. 00:19:57.033 --> 00:19:58.743 I wanted to keep a low profile. 00:19:58.826 --> 00:20:00.828 They are slim-fit joggers. 00:20:00.912 --> 00:20:03.080 So stretchy. 00:20:03.873 --> 00:20:06.334 Which is great because I never skip leg day. 00:20:08.419 --> 00:20:12.006 Well, here's Chaos as requested. 00:20:13.174 --> 00:20:14.258 You did the right thing. 00:20:14.717 --> 00:20:16.177 You'll still be punished for your actions, 00:20:16.260 --> 00:20:18.304 but you'll retain your superhero status. 00:20:18.387 --> 00:20:19.555 Thanks, Captain V. 00:20:20.014 --> 00:20:22.016 And who knows, maybe I can tempt them to talk 00:20:22.141 --> 00:20:23.976 with a couple of pairs of slim fit joggers. 00:20:25.853 --> 00:20:27.104 Come on, let's go. 00:20:27.563 --> 00:20:29.148 Uh, I just need a minute. 00:20:29.232 --> 00:20:31.108 But go ahead. I'll catch up to you. 00:20:31.192 --> 00:20:33.236 We're not going anywhere. Hyah! 00:20:35.613 --> 00:20:37.698 What's wrong with this thing? It's not working. 00:20:37.782 --> 00:20:39.617 I've been duped. You've got the wrong guy. 00:20:39.700 --> 00:20:41.118 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:20:41.202 --> 00:20:42.828 That's what all the supervillains say. 00:20:45.581 --> 00:20:46.540 It worked. 00:20:46.624 --> 00:20:48.084 Of course it did. 00:20:48.209 --> 00:20:49.752 You know, just because you're always trying 00:20:49.835 --> 00:20:51.420 to follow my plans doesn't mean they don't work. 00:20:53.047 --> 00:20:55.257 I can't believe you two actually teamed up to pull that off. 00:20:55.341 --> 00:20:57.927 I think we really are friends now. 00:20:58.052 --> 00:20:59.720 Uh-hmm. Yeah, I wouldn't go that far. 00:21:01.055 --> 00:21:02.348 Fair enough. 00:21:02.431 --> 00:21:04.475 So, frenemies? 00:21:04.558 --> 00:21:05.893 Yeah, I'm fine with that. 00:21:05.977 --> 00:21:08.270 Well, until you tick me off again. 00:21:08.354 --> 00:21:09.730 It works both ways, honey. 00:21:11.190 --> 00:21:14.610 I'm best friends with Starling's frenemy. 00:21:14.694 --> 00:21:16.237 So what does that make me? 00:21:16.320 --> 00:21:17.446 -Creepy. -Creepy. 00:21:19.949 --> 00:21:22.410 I should get going. 00:21:22.493 --> 00:21:23.744 Will I ever see you again? 00:21:23.828 --> 00:21:25.121 Time will tell. 00:21:25.162 --> 00:21:26.789 All right. Wrap it up, Judith. 00:21:27.081 --> 00:21:29.041 And just like that, we're back to being enemies. 00:21:39.385 --> 00:21:40.720 You okay? 00:21:41.178 --> 00:21:43.431 Let me guess. Still thinking about Starling? 00:21:43.514 --> 00:21:45.391 Yeah. 00:21:45.474 --> 00:21:48.185 But as long as I know she's safe, that's all that matters. 00:21:48.269 --> 00:21:49.770 And as long as I know that she's far away, 00:21:49.854 --> 00:21:51.272 that's all that matters to me. 00:21:52.732 --> 00:21:54.608 Hey, I just wanna say thanks. 00:21:55.151 --> 00:21:58.738 You helped someone you completely despise for me. 00:21:58.821 --> 00:21:59.947 That's the nicest thing you've ever done. 00:22:01.031 --> 00:22:02.700 You're right. 00:22:02.742 --> 00:22:03.993 I should probably go do something horrible 00:22:04.076 --> 00:22:06.328 to balance it out. 00:22:06.954 --> 00:22:08.748 Hey, did you guys get rid of Bad Jake? 00:22:08.831 --> 00:22:10.750 Yeah. We'll never see him again. 00:22:10.875 --> 00:22:12.710 Oh, good. That dude super annoying. 00:22:12.752 --> 00:22:14.378 He shrunk Mom and Dad. 00:22:14.462 --> 00:22:16.922 What? Where are they? 00:22:17.006 --> 00:22:18.174 So we agree? 00:22:18.257 --> 00:22:20.009 If the kids don't come back, 00:22:20.551 --> 00:22:23.053 we split this giant cheese ball. 00:22:23.846 --> 00:22:24.805 What? 00:22:24.889 --> 00:22:26.682 No. I found it. 00:22:27.600 --> 00:22:28.934 Well, I dropped it. 00:22:29.018 --> 00:22:30.603 Well, I licked it. 00:22:34.440 --> 00:22:35.733 Oh, that's not a cheese ball.