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Previously on
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds...

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La'An.

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- Hey, Chief.
- Wait, you two know each other?

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She helped me find
my way back home.

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She's the reason
I joined Starfleet.

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Spock, will you marry me?

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- We're going back out.
- I will meet you on board, Captain.

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T'Pring will understand.

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- I am sorry.
- I won't chase you

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across the galaxy
just to get married.

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This is your idea
of a practical joke.

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- It's tradition.
- Hazing the newbie?

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Consider it your first complete
square in Enterprise bingo.

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Captain, your plan requires
flying the Enterprise

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into one of the most turbulent
phenomenons in space.

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All hands,
make ready for impact.

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Hit it.

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Spock.

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Your ears.

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You're human.

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You're human.

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T'Pring.

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I will not marry a human.

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I choose kal-if-fee.

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That is ritual combat.

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Who am I supposed to fight?

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You will fight... him.

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But fighting myself is...

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...illogical.

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What would you know of logic?

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You are a human.
Ruled by emotion.

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No, I'm not human.

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I'm not.

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Science officer's log,
stardate 2341.4.

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After our harrowing
encounter with the Gorn,

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Enterprise has returned
to Starbase 1,

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one of the oldest,
most venerated space stations

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in the Federation,

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newly repaired
after the Klingon War.

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Here, the crew
will be adjourning

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for some much-needed rest
and relaxation.

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While I have agreed
to assist the captain

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with a diplomatic matter,

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I plan to spend most of my time
here with my fiancée T'Pring,

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who has arranged to join me

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since our last visit
was cut short by...

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Come.

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Spock, parted from me
and never parted,

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never and always
touching and touched.

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We meet at the appointed place.

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T'Pring, parted from me
and never parted,

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never and always
touching and touched.

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I await you.

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This room they have given us
seems very...

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...human.

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It is hard to imagine
that a Vulcan has slept in here.

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These are my quarters.

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And... I am redecorating.

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It is a work in progress.

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Then I withdraw my criticism...

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...until your decorations
are complete.

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Thank you for helping
arrange accommodations

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for my colleague K'Tyll.

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I trust she has
found them adequate?

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You will have to explain the
necessity of her presence here.

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Do you understand my
professional responsibilities?

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You undertake
to rehabilitate those

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who have committed crimes
by showing them the true path

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- of Vulcan logic.
- Indeed.

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I have a way with dangerous
criminals, it would seem.

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One such criminal, Barjan T'or,

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has been spotted
in the vicinity.

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Was he not responsible
for the uprising on Kepler-22b?

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He was.
The authorities on Vulcan

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have sought him for some time.

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You must have
important work duties

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to perform here.

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K'Tyll can handle Barjan.

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That is why she has
accompanied me.

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Now I understand.

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I have not forgotten that,
during our last time together,

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it was your duty
that interrupted us.

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We must prioritize
our relationship.

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Of course.

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I still have some
diplomatic responsibilities

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I must dispense with
before we...

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I expected no different.

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- You are disappointed.
- I am realistic.

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I will be free in time for us
to dine together tonight.

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I shall look forward to it.

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The R'ongovian Protectorate

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controls a small
but vitally important piece

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of territory in between
Klingon and Romulan space.

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It's the fastest route to the
other side of the Beta Quadrant,

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but without safe passage,
we keep losing ships.

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Why haven't we been able to
make inroads with them before?

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They've been unusually private
up until now.

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That all changed after
initial diplomatic discussions

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were undertaken
by the Tellarites.

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Ah. And how did those go, sir?

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Hmm.

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Your beard is as ridiculous
as your proposals.

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Every word you speak
is an insult to R'ongovia.

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I can see why they... Wow.

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And here I thought
the Tellarites were rude.

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Maybe Ambassador Q'Ral
said the wrong thing.

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We don't know, and we can't
wait long to find out.

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We've just learned
the R'ongovians are now

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in negotiation
with the Klingons,

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with the Romulans
not far behind.

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Time isn't on our side.

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We need to strike a deal
with them first.

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Well, I'm certain
we can handle the situation

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with considerably more delicacy

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and grace
than the Tellarites, Bob.

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Good, 'cause we're meeting
them tomorrow, first thing.

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Who's leading the negotiation
on their side?

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That's Vasso L'Gaelia,

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captain of their flagship.

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Docked right over there.

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Is that an old solar
sailship, sir?

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Yeah. They bring her out
for ceremonial occasions.

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When they sign a treaty,
apparently they fly the flag

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of their new allies
as a tribute.

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LA'AN
Noonien-Singh to the captain.

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I'm afraid we have
a bit of a situation.

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- What's going on?
- I have the R'ongovian delegation here

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and they're quite insistent
on seeing you right now.

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What are they doing here?

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No idea.

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Well, there's one way
to find out.

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Lieutenant Noonien-Singh,
show them in.

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What is this?

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We have been
waiting on our ship,

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while you are here discussing
our upcoming negotiations?

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You must be Captain Vasso.

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And you are Pike?

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Actually,
I'm Admiral Robert April.

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If I may...

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I speak to Captain Pike only.

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Well, I'm Captain Pike.

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Nice to meet you.

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Well, if I'd known
you were coming early,

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I could have cooked you up
an Earth specialty.

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Captain Pike.

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The pleasure is mine.

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I am Vasso.
This is my first officer Brax.

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Well, very nice
to meet you both.

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This is Lieutenant Spock
and Cadet Uhura,

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from the Enterprise.

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And you've already
met Lieutenant Noonien-Singh.

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Sir, I should go
do the security things.

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Yes, thank you, La'An.
We're good.

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You are Vulcan?

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Famous for your logic, yes?

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- Indeed.
- Then, your voice

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is also a part
of the Federation?

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All members of the Federation
have a voice in its governance.

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That sounds... confusing.

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Yeah, it can be.

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With so many voices
in your Federation,

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how do you decide
which one is in control?

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We vote.

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We gain our power
from all our membership

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so we try to listen
to each other.

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All of us.

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We, too, listen.

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Empathy is a hallmark
of our people.

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Few understand that.

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We shall sit and talk.

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Uh, oh... Okay.

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I guess, uh...

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let's begin.

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Doctor? Are you here?

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Shore leave's a-wasting.
We got to go.

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- Is it time already?
- Are you serious?

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Sorry.

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I've been collecting data
to share with Dr. Berroa.

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Is that his you-know-what?

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No. Expert in noninvasive
surgical techniques.

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Cutting-edge stuff.

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Except, uh, without the cutting.

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Oh...

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You know, she's come all the way

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from the other side
of the quadrant.

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You don't want to be late
to meet her.

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- Right. Two minutes.
- How about you?

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Excited to see Lieutenant Dever?

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Sure.

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So, how are we gonna
play it this time?

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You want me to keep
the communicator on

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or do we need a hand signal?

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No need.

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This is what I appreciate
about Dever.

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He and I are on the same page.

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The "casual, no attachments,

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this is just for fun,
zero commitments" page.

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That's more like
a book than a page.

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And you said the same thing
about that gal on Argelius II.

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That was a misunderstanding.

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It was one time.

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One very entertaining time.

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How is being chased
by live phaser fire fun?

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Oh, good, I was worried

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you might show up
in a silly hat.

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Yeah, I was gonna ask.

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It's for fly-fishing.

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I hear the biospheres
have everything.

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You know what?
I'm warming to it.

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Lieutenant Ortegas, Dr. M'Benga

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and Nurse Chapel,
you are officially checked out.

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and Nurse Chapel,
you are officially checked out.

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Enjoy your shore leave.

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You don't have to do this
in person, you know.

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Only way to make sure
it's done right.

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Nice hat, by the way.

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Fine. I'll take it off.

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What do you two
have planned for shore leave?

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Are you kidding?

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They don't shore leave.
They shore stay.

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Oh, right.

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The nickname.

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I don't know what I'm saying.

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I should probably go.
Chief Kyle?

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What nickname?

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I can't remember. It's, uh...

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"Where fun goes to die."

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It's stupid.

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The yeomen don't know
what they're talking about.

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If they did,
they wouldn't be yeomen.

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Energize.

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Have you heard this, Chief?

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No, no, of course not. Nope, no.

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T'Pring.

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I am sorry. The negotiations
commenced unexpectedly.

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I do not doubt
your duty's importance.

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Yet we agreed
this time would be for us.

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I chose not to work
even while I, too,

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had important work to do.

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A shared acceptance
of mutual sacrifice

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is crucial
to a successful relationship.

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Yes. That is indisputable.

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I am concerned
that your time in Starfleet

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may be causing you to behave
in a manner so... human,

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we may ultimately
find ourselves incompatible.

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Perhaps you should go prepare
for your important work.

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If you will excuse me.

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Space.

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The final frontier.

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These are the voyages
of the starship Enterprise.

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to explore strange new worlds...

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...to seek out new life

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and new civilizations,

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to boldly go
where no one has gone before.

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You look hot. Like, fire hot.

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- Thank you.
- What about me?

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Aren't I fire? We're two fires.

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Two fires. Yeah.

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Hey, we don't have
to order food, you know?

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- We could just get out of here.
- Yeah, but I'm hungry.

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- And they have Slanikian oysters.
- Aha.

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They're always in season.

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All I'm saying is that instead
of talking,

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we could be off having fun.

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Oh, I thought we might
talk about us.

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Us?

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Look, uh, I'm having fun
and all.

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I'm just wondering
where it's going.

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I had this crazy idea.

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What if you transferred
to the Skylark?

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- Or I applied for transfer to Enterprise...
- Okay, wow.

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Um, sorry, I really need to go
and check on my friend.

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- What?
- I'll call you later, okay?

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Why do you let it bother you?

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- Hmm?
- "Where fun goes to die"?

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It didn't bother me.
I just hadn't heard it before.

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Have you?

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No. And I don't care.

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I don't, either.
Just... not knowing

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makes me feel out of touch.

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As a senior officer, I don't get
to be part of the crew anymore.

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Oh, no, that's not because
you're a senior officer.

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It's because you terrify people.

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- That's a compliment.
- Thanks?

00:17:28.416 --> 00:17:30.416
I mean, what's wrong
with liking work?

00:17:30.458 --> 00:17:32.541
And shore leave, I mean,
the ship clears out,

00:17:32.583 --> 00:17:35.458
the halls are empty, no lines
for the matter synthesizers.

00:17:35.500 --> 00:17:40.041
It's just you and the gentle
thrum of the warp core.

00:17:40.083 --> 00:17:43.250
It's like...
it's like Christmas.

00:17:43.291 --> 00:17:46.541
I was looking forward
to redoing the duty rosters.

00:17:46.583 --> 00:17:49.041
I was planning on checking
the phaser power supplies

00:17:49.083 --> 00:17:51.250
in the armory, actually.

00:17:51.291 --> 00:17:52.750
Attention,
Lieutenant Noonien-Singh,

00:17:52.791 --> 00:17:54.916
security breach at Airlock Four.

00:17:54.958 --> 00:17:57.416
- Unauthorized access in progress.
- Copy.

00:17:57.458 --> 00:18:00.041
- Computer, who's on rotation for backup?
- Belay that.

00:18:01.166 --> 00:18:02.416
I'm your backup.

00:18:02.458 --> 00:18:06.291
People are idiots. You're fun.

00:18:17.458 --> 00:18:20.333
- Don't shoot.
- Uh, we're crew.

00:18:26.125 --> 00:18:28.958
You know, Spock, you're clearly

00:18:29.000 --> 00:18:31.833
an extraordinarily
intelligent person.

00:18:31.875 --> 00:18:33.791
Thank you.

00:18:33.833 --> 00:18:35.208
But you're also an idiot.

00:18:35.250 --> 00:18:38.375
I feel I should have
seen that coming.

00:18:38.416 --> 00:18:39.833
Please, elucidate.

00:18:39.875 --> 00:18:41.916
You told her you were
gonna be home for dinner

00:18:41.958 --> 00:18:43.500
and then you weren't.

00:18:43.541 --> 00:18:45.791
I found myself
in an impossible circumstance

00:18:45.833 --> 00:18:47.250
where I was unable to reconcile
my many duties...

00:18:51.541 --> 00:18:53.208
That is not a human gesture
I am familiar with.

00:18:53.250 --> 00:18:54.958
It's designed
to break old habits.

00:18:55.041 --> 00:18:58.416
You're supposed to put her
ahead of your duties.

00:18:58.458 --> 00:19:00.083
That's what being
in a relationship is,

00:19:00.125 --> 00:19:01.583
it's mutual sacrifice.

00:19:01.625 --> 00:19:04.000
Pretty much why I avoid them.

00:19:05.958 --> 00:19:07.500
I am concerned
that T'Pring thinks

00:19:07.541 --> 00:19:10.916
I am an incompatible mate
because I'm half-human.

00:19:10.958 --> 00:19:12.333
Okay.

00:19:12.375 --> 00:19:14.000
I had a terrible dream
last night

00:19:14.041 --> 00:19:15.833
that I had to fight
my human side.

00:19:15.875 --> 00:19:18.166
Vulcans don't do subtle, do you?

00:19:18.208 --> 00:19:21.000
I was raised on Vulcan,
among Vulcans.

00:19:21.041 --> 00:19:24.583
My human family connection was
frequently used to isolate me.

00:19:24.625 --> 00:19:27.666
Teenage Spock had
a pretty lousy time of it, huh?

00:19:27.708 --> 00:19:30.916
I was bonded
to my pet sehlat I-Chaya.

00:19:30.958 --> 00:19:34.458
I had a malamute named Milo

00:19:34.500 --> 00:19:38.666
who may or may not have bitten
this girl who called me stupid.

00:19:38.708 --> 00:19:40.375
Sharp teeth.

00:19:42.458 --> 00:19:44.875
Thank you for your advice.

00:19:44.916 --> 00:19:48.875
If I can ever return the favor,
please do not hesitate to ask.

00:19:48.916 --> 00:19:50.666
What are friends for?

00:19:50.708 --> 00:19:52.750
What are friends for...

00:19:53.875 --> 00:19:56.500
That was a rhetorical, Spock.

00:19:58.583 --> 00:20:00.166
Oh, I know.

00:20:00.208 --> 00:20:03.333
Humans are almost as easy
to tease as Vulcans.

00:20:08.958 --> 00:20:10.875
Seriously?

00:20:10.916 --> 00:20:13.250
A Vulcan soul-sharing?

00:20:15.916 --> 00:20:18.041
I have failed to see
your point of view.

00:20:18.083 --> 00:20:20.125
This will change that.

00:20:20.166 --> 00:20:22.458
I will hear
your innermost thoughts.

00:20:22.500 --> 00:20:24.333
And you mine.

00:20:24.375 --> 00:20:26.333
In doing so,
you will know my soul,

00:20:26.375 --> 00:20:27.958
and I will know yours.

00:20:28.000 --> 00:20:29.916
We can truly understand
each other.

00:20:29.958 --> 00:20:33.041
We will see through
each other's eyes.

00:20:33.083 --> 00:20:35.375
Will you consent?

00:20:35.416 --> 00:20:37.708
I will.

00:21:20.291 --> 00:21:21.708
- Spock?
- T'pring?

00:21:23.500 --> 00:21:25.000
Something is wrong.

00:21:25.041 --> 00:21:26.625
Things have not returned
to as they should be.

00:21:32.916 --> 00:21:36.208
The effects of the ritual
have not dissipated.

00:21:52.125 --> 00:21:54.166
We have apparently
switched bodies.

00:21:55.625 --> 00:21:58.458
This was not meant to happen.
How do we switch back?

00:21:58.500 --> 00:22:00.833
I do not know.

00:22:15.916 --> 00:22:17.958
Come.

00:22:20.125 --> 00:22:22.333
Bob. Come here to celebrate?

00:22:22.375 --> 00:22:24.708
Or not.

00:22:24.750 --> 00:22:26.250
Is something wrong?

00:22:26.291 --> 00:22:28.500
Got bad news, Chris.

00:22:28.541 --> 00:22:30.375
The R'ongovians aren't happy.

00:22:30.458 --> 00:22:32.333
They want to cancel
all future meetings.

00:22:32.375 --> 00:22:34.458
What? Why?

00:22:35.916 --> 00:22:37.500
I don't know.

00:22:37.541 --> 00:22:41.625
Uh, they just said
that a connection wasn't made.

00:22:41.666 --> 00:22:43.625
Whatever that means.

00:22:43.666 --> 00:22:46.375
I'm honestly baffled.
You saw them.

00:22:46.416 --> 00:22:48.000
I mean, after fighting
with the Tellarites,

00:22:48.041 --> 00:22:49.583
I thought we'd somehow
managed to win them over.

00:22:49.625 --> 00:22:52.416
Right? I mean, if that was
a bad diplomatic meeting,

00:22:52.458 --> 00:22:53.583
I don't know what
a good one would look like.

00:22:53.625 --> 00:22:55.833
We have to get back into a room.

00:22:56.875 --> 00:22:58.750
Here's the thing, Chris.

00:22:58.791 --> 00:23:01.166
We were able to talk them
into coming back to the table,

00:23:01.208 --> 00:23:03.708
only, they don't want
to talk to you anymore.

00:23:03.750 --> 00:23:05.458
Okay.

00:23:05.541 --> 00:23:07.625
Who do they want to talk to?

00:23:12.583 --> 00:23:15.125
- Anything?
- No.

00:23:15.166 --> 00:23:18.416
But I have thought of another
adjustment we could try.

00:23:18.458 --> 00:23:20.291
Spock, we have been
at these rituals for hours,

00:23:20.333 --> 00:23:21.708
and none of them are working.

00:23:21.750 --> 00:23:23.500
We may have to seek
some help with this.

00:23:23.541 --> 00:23:25.500
There is one more chant
I'd like to try.

00:23:25.541 --> 00:23:27.333
We might need a gong.

00:23:27.375 --> 00:23:28.958
I think I have one in my...

00:23:33.500 --> 00:23:36.041
What should we do?

00:23:36.083 --> 00:23:38.500
You must answer it.
These are my quarters.

00:23:38.541 --> 00:23:40.583
Anyone who comes here will
expect me to answer the door.

00:23:40.625 --> 00:23:43.125
I know how a door works.

00:23:43.166 --> 00:23:44.958
If they go away,
that may give us enough time

00:23:45.000 --> 00:23:46.625
to fix this situation.

00:23:46.708 --> 00:23:48.708
Logic suggests the easiest way
to get them to go away

00:23:48.750 --> 00:23:51.250
is for you to answer
while pretending to be me.

00:23:51.291 --> 00:23:53.041
Spock, I do not like hijinks.

00:23:53.083 --> 00:23:55.750
In that we are in agreement,
but it appears that hijinks

00:23:55.791 --> 00:23:57.916
are the most
logical course of action.

00:24:06.000 --> 00:24:07.208
Enter.

00:24:07.250 --> 00:24:09.750
Mr. Spock.

00:24:09.791 --> 00:24:12.125
I apologize. I know
I promised I'd leave you alone.

00:24:12.166 --> 00:24:14.916
Hi, T'Pring. I really
don't mean to interrupt.

00:24:15.000 --> 00:24:16.708
It is of no consequence, Captain.

00:24:16.750 --> 00:24:18.958
Uh, Chris.

00:24:19.000 --> 00:24:20.375
If there is an emergency,
then of course

00:24:20.416 --> 00:24:22.541
you must speak with... Spock.

00:24:22.583 --> 00:24:24.500
Who is right there.

00:24:26.458 --> 00:24:28.166
Yeah, I-I can see that.

00:24:28.208 --> 00:24:30.875
Although we are clearly
in the middle of something.

00:24:30.916 --> 00:24:32.666
Look, I really don't mean
to come between

00:24:32.708 --> 00:24:35.833
the two of you here,
with whatever's going on.

00:24:35.875 --> 00:24:37.416
- Nothing is going on.
- We're meditating.

00:24:39.625 --> 00:24:42.791
Perhaps it's best if you
leave us to our sacred things.

00:24:42.833 --> 00:24:46.125
That's not necessary... Chris.

00:24:46.166 --> 00:24:47.958
Please.

00:24:48.000 --> 00:24:49.875
Tell us what you need.

00:24:49.916 --> 00:24:52.625
We have a situation
with the R'ongovians.

00:24:52.666 --> 00:24:54.500
They refuse to talk
to anybody but you.

00:24:54.541 --> 00:24:56.458
What?
But I can't...

00:24:56.500 --> 00:24:59.416
I mean, he can't talk to them.

00:24:59.458 --> 00:25:02.666
I really can't
talk to them, Chris.

00:25:02.708 --> 00:25:04.833
I'm engaged.

00:25:04.875 --> 00:25:06.916
I don't think
you're getting it, Spock.

00:25:06.958 --> 00:25:09.500
They won't talk to anyone else.

00:25:09.541 --> 00:25:11.333
You're pretty much
all that stands between us

00:25:11.375 --> 00:25:13.500
and the R'ongovians allying with
the Klingons or the Romulans.

00:25:13.583 --> 00:25:14.791
Hell, maybe both.

00:25:15.875 --> 00:25:17.166
We should tell him.

00:25:17.208 --> 00:25:19.083
- It is the only logical path.
- Agreed.

00:25:19.125 --> 00:25:23.916
Captain, we have undertaken
a ritual to share our katras.

00:25:23.958 --> 00:25:25.666
It has had unforeseen consequences.

00:25:25.708 --> 00:25:27.458
We have switched bodies.

00:25:27.500 --> 00:25:28.916
And we seem unable
to switch back.

00:25:32.833 --> 00:25:34.000
Get out of town.

00:25:34.083 --> 00:25:35.416
We are not in a town.

00:25:37.208 --> 00:25:38.791
You guys did a body swap?

00:25:38.833 --> 00:25:40.166
Like, you-- like, your minds
are in each other's...

00:25:40.208 --> 00:25:42.041
That is correct.

00:25:42.083 --> 00:25:43.708
I am Spock.

00:25:43.750 --> 00:25:45.250
And I am T'Pring.

00:25:45.291 --> 00:25:46.750
Now that you know,
you can likely tell

00:25:46.833 --> 00:25:48.666
the very clear differences
in our mannerisms.

00:25:48.708 --> 00:25:50.500
Yeah, totally.

00:25:50.541 --> 00:25:52.916
Look, I don't know
what to do about this,

00:25:52.958 --> 00:25:56.250
but the R'ongovians won't
meet with anybody but Spock.

00:25:57.750 --> 00:25:59.416
Or somebody who looks like him.

00:25:59.458 --> 00:26:01.458
I do not want to put
T'Pring through that.

00:26:01.541 --> 00:26:03.541
- It takes a lot of experience to...
- I will do it.

00:26:04.916 --> 00:26:07.458
T'Pring, are you quite certain?

00:26:07.500 --> 00:26:08.875
We have undergone
this ritual in order

00:26:08.916 --> 00:26:10.666
to better understand
each other, correct?

00:26:10.708 --> 00:26:11.708
- Yes, but that...
- Then, is this not an opportunity

00:26:11.750 --> 00:26:12.791
for us to do that?

00:26:15.458 --> 00:26:17.791
I will accompany Chris.

00:26:17.833 --> 00:26:20.333
You remain here and find a way
to reverse the ritual.

00:26:21.958 --> 00:26:23.916
Captain? Tell me
what I need to do.

00:26:31.333 --> 00:26:32.458
- Bad cop!
- Damn!

00:26:32.500 --> 00:26:33.708
Got to be quicker, Chief.

00:26:36.208 --> 00:26:39.541
Do you realize what kind
of trouble you're in, Ensign?

00:26:39.583 --> 00:26:41.833
Um, no?

00:26:45.791 --> 00:26:49.291
I'd start talking,
or the next time you do

00:26:49.333 --> 00:26:50.791
will be at your court-martial.

00:26:51.791 --> 00:26:53.708
I was an ensign once, too.

00:26:53.791 --> 00:26:56.375
I understand being nervous.

00:26:56.416 --> 00:26:58.458
I just don't want
to get in any trouble.

00:26:58.500 --> 00:27:01.250
You won't.
Do you want some coffee?

00:27:02.416 --> 00:27:04.208
It was Enterprise bingo.

00:27:04.250 --> 00:27:05.708
We were doing Enterprise...

00:27:05.750 --> 00:27:07.416
Bingo. I heard you.

00:27:08.791 --> 00:27:10.750
That's so interesting.

00:27:10.791 --> 00:27:12.125
That's not even the best part.

00:27:12.166 --> 00:27:13.625
We were on the last square,

00:27:13.666 --> 00:27:15.541
so we were trying
to Sign the Scorch.

00:27:15.583 --> 00:27:17.541
Ensigns Zier and Christina,

00:27:17.583 --> 00:27:19.125
we've heard your explanations.

00:27:19.166 --> 00:27:21.458
Enterprise bingo.
Signing the Scorch.

00:27:21.500 --> 00:27:23.708
We can't overlook the fact
that both of you acted

00:27:23.750 --> 00:27:25.375
in a very irresponsible manner.

00:27:25.416 --> 00:27:27.666
- Very.
- Your shore leave is revoked.

00:27:27.708 --> 00:27:30.041
You'll spend the next two days
assigned to Chief Kyle...

00:27:30.083 --> 00:27:31.833
- No, not Chief Kyle.
- He's so mean.

00:27:31.875 --> 00:27:33.041
...who will have
you micro-cleaning

00:27:33.083 --> 00:27:34.416
the transporter pads.

00:27:34.458 --> 00:27:36.291
Dismissed.

00:27:44.500 --> 00:27:46.791
What the hell
is Enterprise bingo?

00:27:46.833 --> 00:27:49.166
Not a clue.

00:27:54.541 --> 00:27:57.333
Greetings, K'Tyll.
T'Pring is not...

00:27:57.375 --> 00:27:59.500
That is, I am not...

00:27:59.541 --> 00:28:00.708
Never mind.

00:28:00.750 --> 00:28:02.958
Forgive my intrusion, T'Pring.

00:28:03.000 --> 00:28:05.208
I know you asked
that I not disturb you,

00:28:05.250 --> 00:28:07.375
but there has been a problem
with the rendezvous with Barjan.

00:28:07.416 --> 00:28:10.666
- What type of a problem?
- He has agreed to immediate surrender,

00:28:10.708 --> 00:28:12.333
but he has refused
to meet with me.

00:28:12.375 --> 00:28:14.125
He will only speak to you.

00:28:14.166 --> 00:28:17.541
K'Tyll, I am not feeling... myself.

00:28:17.583 --> 00:28:19.041
I'm afraid we need you.

00:28:19.083 --> 00:28:20.708
No other Vulcan
could pull this off.

00:28:20.791 --> 00:28:23.500
I am sure that I am
great at this,

00:28:23.541 --> 00:28:25.833
but circumstances
are complicated

00:28:25.875 --> 00:28:28.833
between Spock and myself
at the moment.

00:28:28.875 --> 00:28:31.208
I know how important
this time is for you two,

00:28:31.250 --> 00:28:34.250
so I will not ask you
to make that sacrifice.

00:28:34.291 --> 00:28:36.333
I will merely reiterate
our mission,

00:28:36.375 --> 00:28:38.458
as you have always explained it.

00:28:38.500 --> 00:28:40.208
If not for us,

00:28:40.291 --> 00:28:43.250
who else will help them back
to the path of logic?

00:28:43.291 --> 00:28:45.166
Only you can do this, T'Pring.

00:28:59.250 --> 00:29:02.041
So, Enterprise bingo is a game?

00:29:02.083 --> 00:29:04.041
Apparently
one played exclusively

00:29:04.083 --> 00:29:06.125
by the ensign class and lower.

00:29:06.166 --> 00:29:08.166
In order to achieve "bingo,"

00:29:08.208 --> 00:29:12.291
a crew member must perform the
series of tasks on this list.

00:29:14.166 --> 00:29:16.791
This is quite comprehensive.
Where'd you get this?

00:29:16.833 --> 00:29:18.708
Confiscated it
from Ensign Zier's quarters

00:29:18.750 --> 00:29:20.333
during routine inspection.

00:29:21.875 --> 00:29:23.625
Don't give me that look.
I was just doing my job.

00:29:23.666 --> 00:29:25.208
Sure you were.

00:29:25.291 --> 00:29:27.166
Well, if this is
what passes for fun,

00:29:27.250 --> 00:29:28.833
I'm happy to be fun's funeral.

00:29:28.875 --> 00:29:30.875
Where-where fun goes to die.

00:29:30.916 --> 00:29:32.583
- Not fun's funeral.
- Whatever.

00:29:32.625 --> 00:29:34.416
I'll never understand it.

00:29:35.958 --> 00:29:37.083
I guess we could.

00:29:38.083 --> 00:29:39.541
- What?
- Understand it.

00:29:39.583 --> 00:29:42.458
I mean, if we wanted to,
you know,

00:29:42.500 --> 00:29:46.250
get a better understanding
of the crew.

00:29:52.041 --> 00:29:54.000
Okay, flavor's gone.
Roger that.

00:29:54.041 --> 00:29:55.958
Energize.

00:30:05.041 --> 00:30:07.708
And? Flavor check.

00:30:09.666 --> 00:30:12.125
Spearmint again. Wow.

00:30:12.166 --> 00:30:13.166
Yes.

00:30:14.875 --> 00:30:17.916
One, two, three.

00:30:17.958 --> 00:30:19.375
- Bridge!
- Engineering!

00:30:19.416 --> 00:30:20.916
Destination Engineering.

00:30:20.916 --> 00:30:23.125
Okay, fine.

00:30:23.166 --> 00:30:25.125
Damn it. Okay.

00:30:25.166 --> 00:30:26.708
Best two out of three. Go.

00:30:34.250 --> 00:30:35.458
Lowest setting.

00:30:37.625 --> 00:30:39.000
Ready?

00:30:41.041 --> 00:30:43.000
Aim.

00:30:44.708 --> 00:30:45.791
Wait.

00:30:48.875 --> 00:30:49.916
Ow.

00:30:49.958 --> 00:30:51.083
That really stings.

00:30:51.166 --> 00:30:53.000
Uh...

00:30:54.333 --> 00:30:55.833
We having fun yet?

00:30:57.791 --> 00:30:59.666
So, did you tell Dever
how you really feel?

00:30:59.708 --> 00:31:01.416
No.

00:31:01.458 --> 00:31:03.125
I was worried
he'd try to get serious again.

00:31:03.166 --> 00:31:04.916
What did he do?

00:31:04.916 --> 00:31:07.125
He tried to read me
some of his poetry.

00:31:07.166 --> 00:31:07.208
Oh, sweet heaven.

00:31:07.208 --> 00:31:08.458
Smart.
Is that Spock's girlfriend?

00:31:08.500 --> 00:31:10.625
Hard to tell,
but does she look pissed?

00:31:10.625 --> 00:31:11.916
Oh, I should tell you something.

00:31:11.958 --> 00:31:13.791
She's heading over here.
Tell me what?

00:31:13.833 --> 00:31:16.250
Oh, um, I might have given Spock
some relationship advice.

00:31:16.291 --> 00:31:17.875
Are you serious?

00:31:17.916 --> 00:31:19.791
Never get in the middle of
a Vulcan relationship.

00:31:19.833 --> 00:31:21.875
They will hit you
with a lirpa.

00:31:21.916 --> 00:31:23.375
Trust me.

00:31:24.458 --> 00:31:26.041
Have you ever fought
with a lirpa?

00:31:26.083 --> 00:31:27.375
I have actual scars.

00:31:30.583 --> 00:31:33.291
Nurse Chapel, may we talk?

00:31:35.791 --> 00:31:36.916
Alone?

00:31:39.041 --> 00:31:41.375
Good luck, you two.

00:31:41.416 --> 00:31:43.291
Uh... hi.

00:31:44.291 --> 00:31:46.166
I'm in need of your help.

00:31:48.583 --> 00:31:50.541
Oh, I'm sorry.

00:31:50.583 --> 00:31:52.500
I just seriously did not think

00:31:52.541 --> 00:31:54.791
you would take my advice
this far.

00:31:54.833 --> 00:31:56.250
It was not intentional.

00:31:56.291 --> 00:31:59.250
It must be so weird,

00:31:59.291 --> 00:32:01.666
being inside
your fiancée's body.

00:32:03.000 --> 00:32:05.208
I had not taken the time
to consider it.

00:32:05.250 --> 00:32:06.291
Really?

00:32:08.125 --> 00:32:11.250
It is... different.

00:32:11.333 --> 00:32:12.958
- Uh-huh.
- But, as it is my fault,

00:32:13.000 --> 00:32:15.791
I am afraid that I am now
endangering T'Pring's career,

00:32:15.833 --> 00:32:17.625
as she works to save mine.

00:32:18.625 --> 00:32:20.125
There must be
a medical solution.

00:32:20.125 --> 00:32:22.500
Okay. Yeah.

00:32:22.541 --> 00:32:25.166
I mean, sure, but a-a medical
solution is gonna take time.

00:32:25.208 --> 00:32:26.875
Meanwhile,

00:32:26.875 --> 00:32:31.041
you clearly have
a relationship opportunity.

00:32:31.083 --> 00:32:33.250
Are you suggesting that
I should attempt to do her job?

00:32:33.291 --> 00:32:35.166
She's doing yours.

00:32:35.208 --> 00:32:36.875
Why don't you help her out?

00:32:36.916 --> 00:32:39.958
Use some of that good old Vulcan
logic she prizes so much.

00:32:41.500 --> 00:32:44.083
This is coming
dangerously close to hijinks.

00:32:44.125 --> 00:32:46.750
Hey. Who doesn't love hijinks?

00:32:52.166 --> 00:32:54.791
I'm not feeling it.

00:32:54.833 --> 00:32:56.750
I mean, I felt it
when you shot me with a phaser.

00:32:57.958 --> 00:33:00.166
But no, not feeling it, either.

00:33:00.250 --> 00:33:02.458
Maybe it's because I didn't have
a childhood like everyone else

00:33:02.500 --> 00:33:04.833
that I don't idealize
childish behavior.

00:33:05.833 --> 00:33:09.041
So, are we done
with this pointless exercise?

00:33:09.083 --> 00:33:11.791
- No.
- No?

00:33:11.875 --> 00:33:14.583
- We're finishing the list.
- Look, I know it was my idea,

00:33:14.625 --> 00:33:15.875
but, I mean, how much more
insight into the crew

00:33:15.958 --> 00:33:17.291
do we actually need?

00:33:17.333 --> 00:33:19.000
Enterprise bingo.
What's the point?

00:33:19.041 --> 00:33:20.666
A way to blow off steam?

00:33:20.750 --> 00:33:23.125
To do something risky
just for the thrill of it.

00:33:23.166 --> 00:33:24.833
To break the rules.

00:33:24.875 --> 00:33:26.958
Only we make the rules.

00:33:27.000 --> 00:33:28.833
Bingo.

00:33:28.875 --> 00:33:30.583
Exactly.

00:33:30.625 --> 00:33:33.708
Which means we have to find
another way to break them.

00:33:33.750 --> 00:33:35.375
Query.

00:33:35.375 --> 00:33:36.875
Is the R'ongovian Protectorate
aware of

00:33:36.916 --> 00:33:38.875
the Klingon history of
cultural domination?

00:33:38.916 --> 00:33:40.708
Response.

00:33:40.750 --> 00:33:42.750
Merely pointing out the risks
of an alliance with the Klingons

00:33:42.791 --> 00:33:45.541
does not make an adequate
argument for the Federation.

00:33:45.583 --> 00:33:47.666
Understandably,
I'm trying to prepare you

00:33:47.708 --> 00:33:49.916
for the logical fallout
should these negotiations fail.

00:33:49.958 --> 00:33:51.791
Which, in essence, is a threat.

00:33:51.833 --> 00:33:53.875
Is it just me
or do the R'ongovians suddenly

00:33:53.875 --> 00:33:55.583
seem awfully Vulcan-y?

00:33:55.625 --> 00:33:58.333
Shh. We're supposed
to be observers only.

00:33:58.375 --> 00:34:00.541
What is the logic of
an alliance with a culture

00:34:00.583 --> 00:34:01.625
whose central purpose
is the subjugation

00:34:01.666 --> 00:34:03.291
of other cultures to its own?

00:34:03.333 --> 00:34:04.958
What is the logic of
an alliance with a Federation

00:34:05.000 --> 00:34:07.125
whose interdependence
merely dilutes the cultures

00:34:07.166 --> 00:34:08.375
that comprise it?

00:34:11.125 --> 00:34:13.541
Spock can handle it.

00:34:16.708 --> 00:34:20.500
As a Vulcan,
I sympathize with your fears--

00:34:20.541 --> 00:34:22.791
that you will lose your culture
to homogenization

00:34:22.833 --> 00:34:24.708
in a multilateral alliance
like ours.

00:34:26.666 --> 00:34:28.750
There are times I wish
I could return to Vulcan

00:34:28.791 --> 00:34:30.833
to focus on my culture,

00:34:30.875 --> 00:34:32.916
instead of traveling the galaxy
focusing on Starfleet.

00:34:32.958 --> 00:34:35.208
I am confused.

00:34:35.250 --> 00:34:38.875
Are you saying that
you do not value the Federation?

00:34:38.875 --> 00:34:40.625
Chris. Chris.
What are you doing?

00:34:40.666 --> 00:34:42.041
My apologies, Captain,
if I may interject?

00:34:42.083 --> 00:34:43.250
You may not.

00:34:43.291 --> 00:34:44.916
You are here as a courtesy.

00:34:44.958 --> 00:34:46.708
I am not speaking up
on behalf of the Federation.

00:34:46.791 --> 00:34:49.083
Rather, I am speaking up
on behalf of Lieutenant Spock.

00:34:49.125 --> 00:34:50.500
That is...

00:34:50.541 --> 00:34:51.791
What?

00:34:51.833 --> 00:34:53.791
We will allow it.

00:34:53.833 --> 00:34:55.375
Thank you.

00:34:57.041 --> 00:34:59.708
If I may, Spock.

00:35:01.208 --> 00:35:04.000
It is a noble sacrifice
you've made,

00:35:04.041 --> 00:35:05.875
to spend so much time away
from your own culture.

00:35:05.916 --> 00:35:09.000
It is?
Yes, it is.

00:35:09.041 --> 00:35:10.875
Your commitment
to the Federation

00:35:10.916 --> 00:35:13.416
and to understanding
both the values and plights

00:35:13.458 --> 00:35:15.083
of cultures wildly different,

00:35:15.125 --> 00:35:17.375
sometimes at
great personal cost,

00:35:17.416 --> 00:35:20.458
your constant striving
for intellectual excellence

00:35:20.500 --> 00:35:24.625
and your commitment to the
spirit of duty is inspirational.

00:35:24.666 --> 00:35:27.458
To answer the question,
"Why the Federation?"

00:35:27.500 --> 00:35:30.000
one need only look
across the table, Captain Vasso.

00:35:31.041 --> 00:35:33.833
You, Mr. Spock,

00:35:33.875 --> 00:35:36.208
are simply everything
that is great about Starfleet.

00:35:37.208 --> 00:35:38.875
I...

00:35:41.416 --> 00:35:43.000
Thank you, Captain.

00:35:44.625 --> 00:35:47.041
I am so sorry,
I didn't mean to interrupt.

00:35:47.083 --> 00:35:50.291
I hope I haven't insulted you
with my presence.

00:35:52.750 --> 00:35:53.916
I should never have put you
in this position.

00:35:53.958 --> 00:35:55.750
Let's get you out of here.

00:35:57.708 --> 00:35:59.750
Wait.

00:35:59.791 --> 00:36:01.791
Your actions have impressed us, Captain,

00:36:01.833 --> 00:36:03.708
defending your crewman
like that.

00:36:03.750 --> 00:36:05.875
We will conclude this session

00:36:05.916 --> 00:36:07.875
but will offer you
the opportunity

00:36:07.958 --> 00:36:10.166
of summation before we leave.

00:36:56.958 --> 00:36:59.125
You sure you want me there?

00:36:59.166 --> 00:37:00.666
If I talk to him alone,

00:37:00.750 --> 00:37:02.333
he is likely to realize
that something is amiss.

00:37:02.375 --> 00:37:05.416
If I bring a human ally
to surrender negotiations,

00:37:05.458 --> 00:37:07.166
it might give me a chance.

00:37:10.500 --> 00:37:12.625
I believe it is your move.
- Barjan.

00:37:12.666 --> 00:37:15.458
This is my colleague,
Nurse Christine Chapel.

00:37:15.500 --> 00:37:18.208
I was clear that I would only
speak to you alone, T'Pring.

00:37:18.291 --> 00:37:20.291
Given that
you are v'tosh ka'tur,

00:37:20.333 --> 00:37:23.125
I did not think that you would
object to a human joining us.

00:37:23.208 --> 00:37:25.416
I always found you curious
among Vulcans, T'Pring,

00:37:25.458 --> 00:37:27.208
for your tolerance of
these creatures.

00:37:27.250 --> 00:37:30.166
My sympathy for those
without logic is why I am here.

00:37:30.208 --> 00:37:31.625
Given your position,

00:37:31.666 --> 00:37:33.208
I would think you would be
more open-minded.

00:37:33.250 --> 00:37:35.125
It is one thing to see
strength in emotion.

00:37:35.166 --> 00:37:37.833
It's another thing entirely
to marry a half-human.

00:37:37.875 --> 00:37:41.458
It is well known you are
betrothed to the son of Sarek.

00:37:41.541 --> 00:37:43.958
What of it?

00:37:44.000 --> 00:37:45.583
You defend Vulcan ideals
with one hand,

00:37:45.625 --> 00:37:46.666
- insult them with the other.
- Hey.

00:37:46.875 --> 00:37:50.458
A human's assessment
is hardly the basis for insult.

00:37:50.500 --> 00:37:52.750
As fascinating as your opinions
about humans are...

00:37:54.958 --> 00:37:57.666
...logic dictates that I ask
if there are any circumstances

00:37:57.750 --> 00:38:00.291
under which you would accept
our offer of rehabilitation?

00:38:00.333 --> 00:38:02.416
At this point, no.

00:38:02.458 --> 00:38:04.208
See, that's a tell.

00:38:04.250 --> 00:38:07.000
You're here,
ergo, you want something.

00:38:07.041 --> 00:38:09.291
Indeed. So what is it?

00:38:09.333 --> 00:38:11.958
Humans evolved from apes,
did they not?

00:38:12.000 --> 00:38:13.916
You've kept many
of their charming qualities,

00:38:13.958 --> 00:38:15.625
it would seem.

00:38:15.666 --> 00:38:17.666
I would caution you
to stop insulting my companion.

00:38:17.708 --> 00:38:20.458
Would you lose the opportunity
to bring me in over mere words?

00:38:20.500 --> 00:38:23.125
- Indeed, I would.
- That doesn't seem very logical.

00:38:23.208 --> 00:38:24.916
Says a Vulcan
who has rejected logic.

00:38:27.625 --> 00:38:29.291
To tell you the truth,
I came here today

00:38:29.333 --> 00:38:33.000
with every intention
of considering rehabilitation.

00:38:35.125 --> 00:38:38.041
But the company you keep
changed my mind.

00:38:38.083 --> 00:38:40.291
You listen here, you...

00:38:44.333 --> 00:38:46.250
Perhaps we should keep
the details of how exactly

00:38:46.291 --> 00:38:48.833
we captured Barjan between us.

00:38:48.875 --> 00:38:51.875
My response was a tad...

00:38:51.916 --> 00:38:53.291
too human.

00:38:54.375 --> 00:38:56.583
I'd say just the right amount.

00:39:04.458 --> 00:39:07.708
In all my time
studying Vulcan medicine,

00:39:07.750 --> 00:39:11.208
I never got to deal
with a katric transfer.

00:39:11.250 --> 00:39:12.541
They are exceedingly rare.

00:39:12.583 --> 00:39:15.375
Glucose levels steady.

00:39:15.416 --> 00:39:17.291
Cortical patterns holding.

00:39:17.333 --> 00:39:20.625
And what is this noxious paste
you are applying to our skulls?

00:39:20.666 --> 00:39:22.708
Ground Nivallan sea urchin.

00:39:22.791 --> 00:39:25.666
It's nutrient-rich,
water-resistant

00:39:25.750 --> 00:39:28.583
and a pretty good match
for Vulcan skin,

00:39:28.625 --> 00:39:30.458
electromagnetically-speaking.

00:39:30.500 --> 00:39:32.125
He's been dying
to use this stuff

00:39:32.166 --> 00:39:33.708
ever since he picked it up.

00:39:33.750 --> 00:39:36.791
Trust me, this will become
Federation-standard.

00:39:36.833 --> 00:39:38.000
Eventually.

00:39:43.541 --> 00:39:46.375
And now that you've covered
our heads in sea urchin paste?

00:39:46.416 --> 00:39:47.958
Cortical stimulation will mimic

00:39:48.000 --> 00:39:49.833
the original brain patterns
of your host body,

00:39:49.875 --> 00:39:53.875
making it uncomfortable
for any visitors in there.

00:39:55.041 --> 00:39:56.791
We zap you, you switch back.

00:39:56.833 --> 00:39:59.041
Theoretically.

00:39:59.125 --> 00:40:00.625
Theoretically?

00:40:00.666 --> 00:40:03.458
Katras bridge the gap between
medicine and...

00:40:03.500 --> 00:40:04.458
something else.

00:40:04.500 --> 00:40:06.083
Magic?

00:40:06.125 --> 00:40:08.125
The mind.

00:40:08.166 --> 00:40:10.791
So it's not cut-and-dry.

00:40:11.791 --> 00:40:13.333
Emotion plays a part.

00:40:15.958 --> 00:40:17.958
I think that's
what happened here.

00:40:30.833 --> 00:40:33.250
They're gonna nerve pinch us
for this, aren't they?

00:40:33.291 --> 00:40:37.625
Yes, probably.

00:40:52.083 --> 00:40:54.291
Nurse Chapel.

00:40:54.333 --> 00:40:56.958
You know you can
call me Christine.

00:40:57.000 --> 00:40:59.083
Christine.

00:40:59.125 --> 00:41:02.000
I want to thank you again
for your help.

00:41:02.041 --> 00:41:03.375
Hey, no big deal.

00:41:05.250 --> 00:41:06.500
Perhaps not.

00:41:06.541 --> 00:41:10.708
But for me
the deal was very big.

00:41:10.750 --> 00:41:11.916
Very big, indeed.

00:41:13.875 --> 00:41:16.041
Just try to be honest

00:41:16.083 --> 00:41:18.416
with what you can and can't
offer from now on.

00:41:18.458 --> 00:41:19.750
You needn't worry.

00:41:19.791 --> 00:41:21.416
Vulcans cannot lie.

00:41:21.458 --> 00:41:24.875
At least, not in the way
that humans can.

00:41:28.083 --> 00:41:30.541
I mean honest with yourself.

00:41:42.458 --> 00:41:45.333
more concerned about
my duty to Starfleet

00:41:45.375 --> 00:41:48.166
than to my culture

00:41:48.208 --> 00:41:49.666
or my betrothed.

00:41:54.541 --> 00:41:57.916
In Starfleet,
I am accepted for who I am.

00:41:59.708 --> 00:42:03.333
Half-Vulcan, half-human.

00:42:04.458 --> 00:42:05.583
I am...

00:42:07.625 --> 00:42:10.250
...quite simply, Spock.

00:42:11.958 --> 00:42:14.291
I know how much you value duty.

00:42:16.791 --> 00:42:21.875
And I feared that you saw
our relationship as just that:

00:42:21.916 --> 00:42:24.375
a duty,

00:42:24.416 --> 00:42:26.416
rather than something more.

00:42:28.708 --> 00:42:31.666
We must both want to be here.

00:42:36.708 --> 00:42:38.291
Do you know what you're
gonna say to them, sir?

00:42:38.333 --> 00:42:39.708
I certainly hope so.

00:42:40.958 --> 00:42:42.875
Come on, Bob.
Where's the drama in that?

00:42:48.958 --> 00:42:52.750
Well, Captain.
Tell us.

00:42:54.833 --> 00:42:57.375
Why should we ally
with your Federation?

00:42:57.416 --> 00:43:00.166
- Easy. You shouldn't.
- Chris.

00:43:00.208 --> 00:43:02.166
Why would you want to turn
our enemies into your enemies?

00:43:03.416 --> 00:43:05.291
We're just a few years
clear of the Klingon War.

00:43:05.333 --> 00:43:07.291
The Romulans are out there
biding their time.

00:43:07.333 --> 00:43:09.916
Who knows what species
we'll piss off next?

00:43:09.958 --> 00:43:11.375
And it's not like
we've coming to you

00:43:11.416 --> 00:43:12.666
with any great respect
for your culture.

00:43:12.708 --> 00:43:14.333
We barely know
anything about it.

00:43:14.375 --> 00:43:16.250
Now, it's pretty clear
we're only interested in you

00:43:16.291 --> 00:43:18.166
for your territory.

00:43:18.208 --> 00:43:20.250
And what would you get
in return?

00:43:20.291 --> 00:43:23.000
The hypothetical benefit
of new trade markets?

00:43:23.041 --> 00:43:24.625
Scientific advancement?

00:43:24.666 --> 00:43:26.666
Our promise of support
in the event of a crisis

00:43:26.708 --> 00:43:28.166
which will probably
only come about

00:43:28.208 --> 00:43:30.000
because you've thrown your lot
in with us?

00:43:30.041 --> 00:43:31.833
No.

00:43:31.875 --> 00:43:33.500
The Federation
has lots to offer, sure,

00:43:33.583 --> 00:43:36.083
but it always exacts a price.

00:43:36.125 --> 00:43:37.583
You have good reason to suspect

00:43:37.625 --> 00:43:39.666
that price is too high
for you to pay.

00:43:50.250 --> 00:43:52.041
Thank you.

00:44:01.791 --> 00:44:04.500
- Chris, what the hell was that?
- Playing a hunch.

00:44:06.333 --> 00:44:08.125
You're risking an alliance
that could be the key

00:44:08.166 --> 00:44:10.291
to the Federation's
future security on a hunch?

00:44:11.333 --> 00:44:13.291
- It's a good hunch.
- Chris.

00:44:13.333 --> 00:44:15.000
The R'ongovians were

00:44:15.041 --> 00:44:17.791
rude to the Tellarites,

00:44:17.833 --> 00:44:19.666
reasonable with us

00:44:19.708 --> 00:44:21.958
and deeply logical
when talking to a Vulcan.

00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:25.166
So, you're saying they copy

00:44:25.208 --> 00:44:26.791
anyone they come
into contact with?

00:44:26.833 --> 00:44:29.000
Yeah, that's what I thought
at first.

00:44:29.041 --> 00:44:30.875
And then it occurred to me,

00:44:30.916 --> 00:44:33.291
what if this was
a diplomatic technique?

00:44:34.291 --> 00:44:36.166
They responded positively
when I took Spock's side,

00:44:36.250 --> 00:44:38.958
even though it was in direct
violation of what they'd asked.

00:44:39.000 --> 00:44:41.416
Maybe they're just
looking for somebody

00:44:41.458 --> 00:44:43.625
to take their point of view.

00:44:43.666 --> 00:44:45.125
Radical empathy.

00:44:45.166 --> 00:44:47.875
Maybe what they
value the most in others

00:44:47.916 --> 00:44:52.458
is the capacity
to see things their way.

00:45:01.000 --> 00:45:03.208
They're flying our flag.

00:45:05.583 --> 00:45:07.708
Looks like we have a new ally.

00:45:09.000 --> 00:45:10.875
Hell of a job, Chris.

00:45:25.666 --> 00:45:27.750
One thing's for sure,

00:45:27.791 --> 00:45:30.875
no one's signed the scorch
like this before.

00:45:30.916 --> 00:45:34.625
And we're 100% sure
the force field will hold?

00:45:38.833 --> 00:45:41.500
99%, at least.

00:45:44.000 --> 00:45:45.916
Well, we did it.

00:45:45.958 --> 00:45:48.208
Broke the rules.

00:45:48.250 --> 00:45:50.583
I mean, there has to be
a rule against this, right?

00:45:50.625 --> 00:45:52.208
Has to be.

00:46:00.291 --> 00:46:02.250
Is that the scorch?

00:46:03.875 --> 00:46:06.916
The oldest unreplaced piece

00:46:06.958 --> 00:46:09.625
of the Enterprise's hull.

00:46:10.708 --> 00:46:12.750
It's supposed to be good luck
to sign it.

00:46:37.833 --> 00:46:39.208
Una.

00:46:49.083 --> 00:46:50.375
It's...

00:47:07.208 --> 00:47:10.458
Yeah. It is.

00:47:20.041 --> 00:47:23.166
Maybe try that next time
you're in a relationship.

00:47:23.208 --> 00:47:24.666
Try what?

00:47:24.708 --> 00:47:26.500
Being honest.

00:47:26.541 --> 00:47:28.291
Nah, that means the relationship
might get serious.

00:47:28.291 --> 00:47:29.958
So?

00:47:33.208 --> 00:47:35.083
It would have to be
the right guy.

00:47:36.875 --> 00:47:39.291
I, uh, I...

00:47:39.333 --> 00:47:40.541
What?

00:47:40.583 --> 00:47:42.791
Nothing. No.

00:47:42.833 --> 00:47:44.250
Mm-mmm.

00:47:45.875 --> 00:47:48.083
They blow away

00:47:50.125 --> 00:47:53.500
Never to say

00:47:53.541 --> 00:47:55.250
Never

00:47:55.291 --> 00:47:59.583
Never to tell them again

00:48:02.916 --> 00:48:06.125
I've been looking for love

00:48:07.250 --> 00:48:10.500
In all the wrong places

00:48:11.791 --> 00:48:15.625
I've been looking for love

00:48:15.666 --> 00:48:19.041
On all the wrong faces

00:48:20.166 --> 00:48:24.041
And I know, I know

00:48:24.125 --> 00:48:27.416
That I keep on searching

00:48:28.833 --> 00:48:32.583
'Cause this ain't love

00:48:32.625 --> 00:48:34.583
That I found with you

00:48:37.291 --> 00:48:40.916
Sometimes I feel like I

00:48:40.958 --> 00:48:43.916
Got all the riches, baby.