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So, after the butterfly
flew out of Goff's head,

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what happened to it?

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I shot it.
It just... blew apart.

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It would've been nice to have captured it,
but I guess it's good it didn't get away.

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I'm not sure
I'm ever gonna walk again.

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Why?

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Motherfucker cut
half my pinky toe off.

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It's the most important
toe there is.

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- I don't think so.
- Okay, that's not true.

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Yeah, it is!
You can't walk without it!

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You can walk just fine
without a pinky toe.

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You'll fall over all the time,
look stupid, and everyone will laugh at you.

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Who's gonna laugh at you for falling
over because you don't have a toe?

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I was just imagining it.
I'm s... I'm sorry.

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You can't walk if you lose
your metatarsal.

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That's like the knuckle
of the pinky toe.

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But if you just lose your pinky, it's fine.

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What are we gonna do about him?

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- Hey, no!
- No!

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- You okay to drive now?
- Yeah.

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Harcourt and Adebayo, go through
those boxes from the Goff residence.

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See if there's anything
to lead us to other butterflies.

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Me? Why not John?

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He's got to keep
Judomaster alive!

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Peacemaker, in my office.

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You sure your head is in this?

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- What?
- You choked last night.

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Are you kidding me? Maybe that
wouldn't have happened

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if you put a goddamn dove
of peace on the sniper rifle!

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One of the most important things
about killing someone, to me,

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is a fucking dove of peace
on the weapon.

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That's bullshit,
and you know it!

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You also told me to kill kids.
You didn't say why!

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Yeah, okay, one was homely.

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That didn't make it better,
it made it worse!

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I started to feel sorry for it.

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Yeah, I may have pushed you
too hard on that one.

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I made a vow
to have peace at any cost,

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no matter how many men, women,
and children I need to kill to get it.

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But I'm not fucking killing kids
just because you say so!

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You're sure that's all it is?

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- Yeah.
- Good...

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'cause right now the world needs a son
of a bitch, and you're the only one I got.

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- Fuck it! Fuck! Fuck!
- Well, I guess him now, too.

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Fuck, it hurts to walk on!

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- You sure about that?
- Yes.

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Why?

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Vigilante's a bit, uh...

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You think that's something
I wouldn't have noticed?

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Yeah. Yeah, right.

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Ever since I had to team up
with Matter-Eater Lad,

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my sense of what's normal
is a little fucked up.

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You have to keep
Vigilante close.

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If he talks,
he could ruin everything.

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I once saw him eat
an entire Wendy's Restaurant.

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Vigilante ate a restaurant?

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No, Matter-Eater Lad. That's
his power, he can eat anything.

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They took too long with his fries or
something. The guy's a fucking lunatic.

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His name is Matter-Eater Lad?

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Yeah, but with all that's going on,
why are you so interested in him?

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Not the time
to be getting distracted, Murn.

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Okay.

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Hey, these butterflies...

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they're like alien bugs that crawl up
into human brains and control people?

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Get some rest,
come back tonight.

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We'll explain the whole thing.

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Okay.

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Listen, again,
I'm sorry about last night.

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I've never killed anyone before.

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You said.

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I've never shot anyone.

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I've never shot at anyone.

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Hell, I'm a pescatarian.

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So, you're okay with making that
poor bastard's last minute of life

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the worst suffering imaginable
because you're too much of a coward

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to put him out of his misery,

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but you won't
eat a fucking fish?

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Got it.

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I do eat fish.
Pescatarians, we don't eat pork,

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- or beef or...
- I don't give a shit, Adebayo.

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The truth is, you want to do
this job, you can't balk. Ever.

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You have to make
the hard choice when necessary.

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I gotta go to the bathroom.

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Hey! You're just
gonna keep him here?

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What else
are we supposed to do with him?

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I don't know, a hospital?

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What, so he can narc?

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God, there's so many secrets.

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Yeah, that's what
black ops is, dude.

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And, um, don't worry
about Harcourt.

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She doesn't really like anybody.

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Yeah, I just gotta show her and
Murn that I got what it takes, I guess.

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Well, I got what it takes.
Stomped his ass!

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Uh-huh.

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Don't fuck with
John Economos, motherfucker!

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Hey, swing by my dad's
on the way home.

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He's got a helmet
I think I can use in all this.

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Listen, uh, I've been meaning to thank you
for allowing me to be tortured last night.

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You're welcome?

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You know, I would... For a
minute, I was... I was kinda PO'd.

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Like, you didn't care
about the fact that I was in...

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you know, agonizing pain!

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Okay.

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Yeah, but then I realized you
were... you were just supporting me

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and helping me to become
the best me that I could be.

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Someone who doesn't spill the
beans while being electrocuted

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and having half his toe cut off.

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- You seem to be walking okay.
- Well, I'll probably never walk as good again.

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But it's worth it, you know, for being
a more evolved human being, so...

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thank you!

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I've never had
a friend quite like you.

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- What?
- It just seems like, under the surface,

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- you're kinda angry about it.
- I'm not.

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- Seems like you are.
- Well, I'm not at all, dude.

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Okay, the way
you said "dude" right there.

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- What?
- Seems miffed.

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Nah, I said it
like I always say it.

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You know what? If anything,
you should be grateful,

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because you would feel really
guilty if I gave that guy information

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'cause you were too much of a
candy-ass to take a little torture.

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Oh, yeah, I would
have been real guilty!

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You see, that.
That, right there, was angry.

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No, it wasn't! It was normal.

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I was... I was agreeing with you.

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Why does your father have
an upside-down American flag on his lawn?

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I don't know, dude.
It's a Deep State thing.

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Or your dad
is a racist wack job.

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Oh, yeah? Your dad
left your mom for another dude.

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- Hey!
- He did.

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Yeah, and they're
deeply in love.

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I doubt it. You know, I think he's just
pretending to be gay to get away from you.

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Okay, maybe! But what does
that have to do with anything?

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I don't know. I thought
we were talking about dads.

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Stay here, I'll be back.

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Fuck it.

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Oh, hey, it's you!

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This is KWUE, your news at noon.

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Chaos at the Evergreen
Zoo this morning, as zookeepers report

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Charlie, the silverback
gorilla, is missing.

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The facility has been closed, and forensics
teams have been sweeping the area.

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Zoo officials say they have no
idea how the gorilla was stolen...

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And I hope Charlie
comes back, too. I love that gorilla!

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There are gaps in the armor.

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- What?
- Your dad's White Dragon costume, right?

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There are weak points
where the cloth is.

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I thought I told you
to wait in the car!

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All the radio stations
are playing commercials...

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How is it so big in this place?

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It's a quantum
unfolding storage area.

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It leads to a dimensional
nodule outside normal space.

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Well, I guess your dad's pretty brainy
for a racist, to make a place like this.

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And if your dad's a racist,
and you work with him...

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I don't work with him!
He makes me stuff.

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If it walks like a duck,
that's all I'm saying.

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What the fuck's
that supposed to mean?

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If it walks like a duck,
it's either a duck,

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or a duck wearing...
some type of human... costume...

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I don't know! He's... he's
unable to hide his distinctive walk!

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How the fuck
could that even happen?

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How would what happen?

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A duck in a human costume?

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The sizes are
completely incompatible!

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I don't know.
Ducks are sneaky, I guess.

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I guess that's
the whole point of the phrase.

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That, and they could give two shits
about their best friend's pinky toe!

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Get out of here.
You don't belong here!

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Don't push me!

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Batman has a coterie
of supervillains.

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- Joker, Riddler, Mad Hatter...
- So what?

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You said you were a superhero,
like Batman.

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Do you have a coterie
of supervillains?

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No, he doesn't.

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So, maybe you're not a superhero after all.

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You wanna know why I don't
have a coterie of supervillains?

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Why?

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My coterie of supervillains
is six-feet-fucking-under!

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There, you see?
Batman doesn't kill people!

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- Because he's a pussy!
- He's a dark creature of the night!

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He's a jackass!

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Who wrestles with murderers dressed like
clowns and throws them in prison!

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So they can break out of prison
and then murder more people.

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Riddle me this, how many people
you think Batman's indirectly murdered

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by being too much of a candy-ass
not to kill these fools

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who clearly need
to be smoked once and for all,

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you wrinkly, Sharpei-looking,
dementia-infested fuck?

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Jesus! I was just trying
to make conversation.

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Fuck it.

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With an attitude like that,
you're definitely a supervillain.

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You're gonna end up in jail
with your father soon enough!

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What are you talking about?

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- Peacemaker.
- What the fuck, Murn?

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The only way to get the cops off our
tail was to frame my dad for what I did?

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It wasn't the plan.
It was an impulsive decision.

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It's my dad, man!
Jesus! Did you ever have a fucking dad?

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I did. I wasn't created
in a Petri dish.

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If you want to come back, we can
talk about this like adults.

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No! No! My dad's in jail,
I'm going to see him.

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Smith, I don't think
that's wise.

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Oh, yeah? Well, fuck you, man!

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You people only fucking care
about yourselves anyway!

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I don't know
where all this money is going.

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- Holy shit.
- Yeah.

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Me?

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Yeah, it's probably because you're the
one who framed Peacemaker's father.

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Fuck you.

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Yeah.

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What?

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Just, I told you those people
weren't best friend material.

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You were right.

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Hey, I'm sorry, man,
I wasn't more compassionate

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about you being tortured
and everything.

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Aw, get out of here! Are you kidding
me? Come on, that's... that's stupid, dude.

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- I... I was being stupid.
- No, I was.

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Pinky toes
aren't that important.

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Yeah, you were
being weird about that.

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Yeah, I was. Sorry.

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Hey, do you want me to take you
to the jail to see your dad?

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Yeah, even though
I know he's a racist.

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Shouldn't you kill him then?

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No! I'm not gonna kill my dad.

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- Why not?
- Because I love him.

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Oh.

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My dad and I both hate crime.

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It's the only thing we agree on,
and he makes me stuff, okay?

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Sure. Yeah, no, I mean,
my dad never made me anything.

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He was too busy off pretending
to be gay just to get away from me.

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- Me?
- He trusts you most.

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I think he trusts
Harcourt the most.

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No, he wants to have sex
with Harcourt.

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He trusts you.
He said you were the only one

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he was sure wasn't a butterfly.

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I need you to talk him out
of seeing his father.

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That could screw us
in a number of ways.

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Your lack of a resume made me
hesitant to bring you onto this team.

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But Amanda Waller
insisted you were ready.

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Prove her right.

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Well, go.

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Hey, Peacemaker.

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- Fuck off, Adebayo.
- We messed up, we know it.

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But that doesn't mean you should
destroy what we're doing because of it!

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- Was it Murn?
- No.

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- Harcourt?
- No. Man, I... I shouldn't say.

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Economos? Motherfucker!
How did he do it?

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He changed your car registration
for your father's name,

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and changed out
your fingerprints for his.

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Why don't they just
re-fingerprint him?

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Well, they're
a government bureaucracy.

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They can, but double-checking
things isn't exactly protocol.

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I can't just
abandon him in there.

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I have to go talk to him.

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Do you? Really? Look, we all
know what he's done to you.

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You don't know shit!

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We do.

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It... it's in your files, Chris.

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It's "Chris" now?

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How he's treated you,
your whole life.

00:17:02.339 --> 00:17:05.216
What's it say?

00:17:05.300 --> 00:17:08.386
Nothing, just...

00:17:08.470 --> 00:17:10.722
- Okay, he's got his issues, right?
- Issues?

00:17:10.805 --> 00:17:12.682
He's a white supremacist
who used to dress up

00:17:12.766 --> 00:17:14.476
as a supervillain called
the White Dragon.

00:17:14.517 --> 00:17:15.685
He's not as bad as he seems!

00:17:15.769 --> 00:17:18.646
He thinks people with my color
skin are second-class citizens.

00:17:20.148 --> 00:17:21.065
That's fucked up, okay?

00:17:23.151 --> 00:17:24.319
People change!

00:17:24.444 --> 00:17:27.030
And he's actually
a good guy inside?

00:17:27.155 --> 00:17:29.907
- Yeah.
- Well, we all want to believe that our parents are flawed

00:17:29.991 --> 00:17:33.995
but innately good, and maybe,
usually, that's the case.

00:17:34.120 --> 00:17:35.204
But not here.

00:17:35.329 --> 00:17:39.500
Your dad is not a good man!

00:17:39.542 --> 00:17:41.836
Not to the world,
and especially not to you.

00:17:47.049 --> 00:17:50.219
He's still family.

00:17:50.344 --> 00:17:51.429
Chris!

00:17:54.265 --> 00:17:56.976
Well, he has to do
what he has to do, I guess.

00:17:57.059 --> 00:17:58.561
I take it you're Vigilante.

00:17:59.854 --> 00:18:01.105
- No.
- You sound like him.

00:18:02.523 --> 00:18:04.066
- No, I don't.
- That's a fake voice.

00:18:06.068 --> 00:18:07.278
Nope.

00:18:07.361 --> 00:18:09.196
It changed from what it was
two seconds ago.

00:18:09.238 --> 00:18:10.781
I was about to cough!

00:18:10.906 --> 00:18:13.200
But yeah, this...
This is more my real voice.

00:18:16.578 --> 00:18:18.747
- Why are you limping?
- Snowboarding accident!

00:18:18.831 --> 00:18:21.375
Totally unrelated
in any way to Vigilante!

00:18:21.416 --> 00:18:23.126
I don't even know
who Vigilante is!

00:18:23.961 --> 00:18:25.921
Who is he?

00:18:25.963 --> 00:18:28.799
Might even be a she,
I have no way of knowing.

00:18:28.924 --> 00:18:32.094
Except that Vigilante's voice
sounds like mine, according to you.

00:18:32.219 --> 00:18:34.388
Which makes me surmise,
yeah, maybe it's a he.

00:18:36.765 --> 00:18:38.934
You ain't killing it right now.

00:18:41.520 --> 00:18:42.771
That's right.

00:18:42.771 --> 00:18:43.939
- No! You?
- Yeah, it don't matter!

00:18:43.980 --> 00:18:46.733
- Oh, yeah!
- Get the fuck outta here!

00:18:46.775 --> 00:18:48.777
- I ain't got no...
- Smith, you got a visitor.

00:18:52.280 --> 00:18:54.074
Dad, listen...

00:18:54.074 --> 00:18:55.742
I didn't know
anything about this, okay?

00:18:57.160 --> 00:18:58.953
The people I'm working with,
they did their own thing.

00:18:59.954 --> 00:19:01.539
They switched
your fingerprints for mine.

00:19:01.623 --> 00:19:02.874
They did what?

00:19:02.957 --> 00:19:05.001
I know, it's fucked up,
but I had nothing to do with it.

00:19:05.126 --> 00:19:06.711
They think this is gonna stick?

00:19:06.794 --> 00:19:08.338
No. I thi... I don't know.

00:19:08.463 --> 00:19:10.298
All I got to do is go
to these assholes and say,

00:19:10.423 --> 00:19:12.425
"Hey, check the fingerprints!
They don't match!"

00:19:12.425 --> 00:19:13.134
I know.

00:19:14.302 --> 00:19:16.304
I saw you come out
of your mother's cooch.

00:19:16.429 --> 00:19:18.639
I shoulda slit
your throat then and there.

00:19:18.639 --> 00:19:19.432
Come on, Dad!

00:19:19.474 --> 00:19:20.808
I never had any feelings
for you, not like your brother.

00:19:20.850 --> 00:19:23.853
Him, I fucking loved. But you?

00:19:23.978 --> 00:19:26.314
You were just a blob of flesh
I felt nothing for.

00:19:27.148 --> 00:19:28.983
Well, Dad, maybe I'm a grower...

00:19:30.192 --> 00:19:31.319
not a shower.

00:19:31.444 --> 00:19:32.194
- What?
- I don't mean like a dick!

00:19:32.320 --> 00:19:35.614
I mean, like,
a... a person, like, a guy,

00:19:35.656 --> 00:19:38.826
who you... like more
as time goes on.

00:19:38.868 --> 00:19:40.995
An individual
you don't like and then...

00:19:42.246 --> 00:19:44.623
you... you learn to like.

00:19:44.665 --> 00:19:46.584
You're comparing
yourself to a choad!

00:19:46.667 --> 00:19:47.668
Not in a bad way!

00:19:49.336 --> 00:19:51.505
Deep State's got you
so twisted up in their agenda

00:19:51.630 --> 00:19:53.716
that you're comparing
yourself to a little cock.

00:19:53.841 --> 00:19:56.010
No, this is... this is
the opposite of the Deep State.

00:19:56.135 --> 00:19:58.595
- Bullshit!
- No, Dad, if anything, we're working against the Deep State.

00:20:00.514 --> 00:20:03.475
I'll make sure
I fill the detective in on that.

00:20:03.517 --> 00:20:04.810
Listen, I can't say much, but...

00:20:05.602 --> 00:20:07.312
you don't like illegal aliens?

00:20:07.354 --> 00:20:09.523
These are real illegal aliens.

00:20:10.857 --> 00:20:13.527
I'll turn myself in, I swear,
as soon as the operation's over.

00:20:14.987 --> 00:20:17.364
This is bigger than me.
It's bigger than you.

00:20:17.447 --> 00:20:21.034
And I'm just asking, for once,
just make the sacrifice.

00:20:21.118 --> 00:20:24.037
You're a rube
like you've always been.

00:20:24.120 --> 00:20:26.623
I'm not letting my own
damn son work for them.

00:20:28.166 --> 00:20:30.460
I'm no rat,
but the first chance I get,

00:20:30.543 --> 00:20:33.046
I'm spilling everything.

00:20:33.129 --> 00:20:35.590
I don't mean to be a jerk here,
Dad, but technically, that...

00:20:36.508 --> 00:20:38.551
exactly makes you a rat.

00:20:38.635 --> 00:20:42.347
- Technically, just factually...
- Get the fuck out of my sight!

00:20:43.431 --> 00:20:45.350
My use for you is over.

00:20:45.558 --> 00:20:49.103
Guards! Open it up.

00:20:51.105 --> 00:20:52.482
Get him out of here.

00:20:55.902 --> 00:20:57.695
You think they'll
arrest Peacemaker in there?

00:20:59.197 --> 00:21:02.742
I hope not.

00:21:08.206 --> 00:21:10.041
He's bogged down by his old man.

00:21:11.500 --> 00:21:13.502
Chris is.

00:21:14.837 --> 00:21:15.880
He's a good man...

00:21:18.215 --> 00:21:20.760
like you.

00:21:20.843 --> 00:21:22.386
You think I'm a good man?

00:21:22.470 --> 00:21:23.554
Yeah.

00:21:24.346 --> 00:21:26.182
I can tell.

00:21:26.182 --> 00:21:29.727
But his father?

00:21:29.810 --> 00:21:33.480
I'd say he's one of the worst
people to ever set foot on this planet.

00:21:34.231 --> 00:21:35.607
Now, Chris...

00:21:35.691 --> 00:21:38.736
he has a big heart, so he wants
to find something to love there,

00:21:38.819 --> 00:21:43.490
but there's... there is nothing
to love inside of that man.

00:21:45.200 --> 00:21:48.203
And it... kills me...

00:21:48.245 --> 00:21:52.874
'cause... I don't think Chris is ever gonna
be happy as long as his father's around.

00:21:54.042 --> 00:21:56.878
And I just wish there was
some way he would just...

00:22:02.592 --> 00:22:03.593
go away.

00:22:07.806 --> 00:22:09.015
I gotta go do something.

00:22:10.725 --> 00:22:11.726
Okay.

00:22:13.520 --> 00:22:15.230
Fuck.

00:22:20.777 --> 00:22:21.403
Where's Vigilante?

00:22:21.444 --> 00:22:23.530
Vigilante? That was Vigilante?

00:22:23.530 --> 00:22:24.656
Shut up.

00:22:24.739 --> 00:22:26.282
He had something to do,
I don't know.

00:22:26.366 --> 00:22:28.451
What'd your dad say?

00:22:28.535 --> 00:22:29.577
Jesus Christ...

00:22:29.661 --> 00:22:31.913
He said he's gonna rat us out.

00:22:31.955 --> 00:22:33.623
Have you slept?

00:22:33.706 --> 00:22:36.376
- No.
- Let me drop you off, then.

00:22:36.459 --> 00:22:39.379
- Hey! What do we do about...
- Your dad?

00:22:39.379 --> 00:22:41.631
- Yeah.
- Murn will work it out, it'll be fine.

00:22:41.714 --> 00:22:44.133
I just didn't want you to get
arrested while you were in there.

00:22:44.258 --> 00:22:45.927
Murn said I gotta
keep eyes on Vigilante.

00:22:45.968 --> 00:22:48.304
Don't worry about it,
it'll be fine, too!

00:22:59.774 --> 00:23:00.816
You're gonna be all right.

00:23:05.112 --> 00:23:07.656
My dad hates my guts.

00:23:07.740 --> 00:23:09.909
Everybody hates my guts.

00:23:10.159 --> 00:23:12.286
I'm a choad,
and not the good kind.

00:23:14.330 --> 00:23:15.664
I don't hate your guts.

00:23:17.374 --> 00:23:19.209
And I think you're the...

00:23:20.794 --> 00:23:22.171
the good kind of choad.

00:23:25.340 --> 00:23:26.133
Hmm.

00:24:01.918 --> 00:24:03.545
What's going on here?

00:24:04.838 --> 00:24:06.423
God, what
the fuck did they put in this?

00:24:21.854 --> 00:24:23.564
What the fuck are you doing?

00:24:23.690 --> 00:24:25.441
I don't have to tell you that,
motherfucker!

00:24:25.566 --> 00:24:26.901
Get face down
on the ground! Now!

00:24:27.026 --> 00:24:30.071
Fine! I don't care, I'll get
on the ground all day long.

00:24:32.406 --> 00:24:33.991
Just watch my pinky toe
on my right foot.

00:24:34.075 --> 00:24:37.411
Uh, pinky toes aren't that important,
you don't need it to walk or anything,

00:24:37.495 --> 00:24:39.997
but I've sustained an injury
and it hurts, so...

00:24:56.764 --> 00:25:00.184
Oh, shit.

00:25:05.272 --> 00:25:07.608
Yeah, tell him
to go fuck himself.

00:25:07.733 --> 00:25:08.609
Hey, John.

00:25:08.734 --> 00:25:12.446
Oh, my god!
We are so incredibly fucked!

00:25:12.571 --> 00:25:14.615
Like, next level fucked, okay?

00:25:14.740 --> 00:25:16.617
I checked the restraints,
they were tight.

00:25:16.742 --> 00:25:18.410
I don't know
how the fuck he got loose.

00:25:18.869 --> 00:25:20.120
Who?

00:25:20.162 --> 00:25:21.455
Who the fuck do you think?

00:25:21.580 --> 00:25:22.789
Judoma...

00:25:24.750 --> 00:25:25.625
Fuck.

00:25:28.754 --> 00:25:30.130
Fuck!

00:25:30.255 --> 00:25:31.923
I think Cobra Kai just got out!

00:25:37.470 --> 00:25:40.265
Hey, I want to see
that Detective Song,

00:25:40.307 --> 00:25:41.808
I got some information
about the case.

00:25:42.600 --> 00:25:46.396
All right.

00:25:51.025 --> 00:25:52.110
Where'd he go?

00:26:00.493 --> 00:26:01.995
Here, here, here.

00:26:05.331 --> 00:26:07.166
The hallway window.

00:26:33.192 --> 00:26:35.194
Rematch, motherfucker!

00:27:15.734 --> 00:27:18.278
Okay.

00:27:19.446 --> 00:27:20.447
Fuck you!

00:27:21.072 --> 00:27:22.407
- Fuck you!
- Fucker.

00:27:29.247 --> 00:27:30.957
You...

00:27:31.041 --> 00:27:32.834
have a weird,
bubbly-shaped body!

00:27:33.752 --> 00:27:34.836
Personal insults?

00:27:35.545 --> 00:27:36.629
Real mature, shrimp!

00:27:52.812 --> 00:27:55.356
You have no idea!

00:27:55.481 --> 00:27:58.484
Butterflies... they're
not what you think!

00:27:58.609 --> 00:28:00.486
They are...

00:28:17.294 --> 00:28:18.462
I was gonna win that fight!

00:28:19.505 --> 00:28:20.506
What?

00:28:23.968 --> 00:28:25.678
This was a big rematch, and...

00:28:25.719 --> 00:28:27.471
I was reclaiming
my honor, and...

00:28:27.513 --> 00:28:29.848
...I was gonna
win that fight, you...

00:28:29.932 --> 00:28:32.976
- fucked it all up!
- Oh jeez, you're welcome!

00:28:33.060 --> 00:28:36.980
I'm not trying
to be ungrateful, it's just...

00:28:37.064 --> 00:28:38.440
Fuck!

00:28:38.524 --> 00:28:40.192
I've never killed a man before.

00:28:41.944 --> 00:28:42.986
Oh, you still haven't.

00:28:44.446 --> 00:28:47.240
These martial artists...
they are hardcore.

00:28:47.324 --> 00:28:49.076
Their heart stops beating,
they just concentrate

00:28:49.159 --> 00:28:50.619
and move a kidney
up into its place.

00:28:50.702 --> 00:28:53.080
Then the kidney circulates
the blood through the system.

00:28:53.205 --> 00:28:54.873
No, that's not
something that happens.

00:28:54.915 --> 00:28:56.541
Only the greats,
just a few times.

00:28:56.625 --> 00:28:58.084
No, that's never happened, ever.

00:28:58.210 --> 00:28:59.753
Yeah, it has.
One or two times, it has.

00:28:59.878 --> 00:29:02.088
No one has ever replaced
their own heart with a kidney!

00:29:02.214 --> 00:29:04.049
We have to get him back inside!

00:29:04.174 --> 00:29:05.383
Yeah, okay.

00:29:05.508 --> 00:29:07.344
Hey, what do you think
he was about to say?

00:29:07.385 --> 00:29:09.596
"The butterflies, they're not
what you think. They're..."

00:29:13.725 --> 00:29:17.145
Chase... let's go.

00:30:44.397 --> 00:30:45.190
What's your story, motherfucker?

00:30:47.067 --> 00:30:48.068
Oh, shit!

00:30:51.279 --> 00:30:55.408
Eagly, hey, hey, hey!
No. No! No! No!

00:31:27.565 --> 00:31:29.108
And this time
you didn't balk, huh?

00:31:30.735 --> 00:31:32.111
Do you think he's gonna die?

00:31:32.695 --> 00:31:33.821
Hmm, probably.

00:31:35.906 --> 00:31:37.450
I'm not cut out for this shit.

00:31:41.412 --> 00:31:44.707
The first time I killed someone, I
didn't have my period for three months.

00:31:45.332 --> 00:31:46.667
And then it gets easier?

00:31:47.126 --> 00:31:48.252
No, not really.

00:31:50.713 --> 00:31:52.131
But it's good it hurts.

00:31:54.091 --> 00:31:55.884
Otherwise, you become
like Amanda Waller,

00:31:55.968 --> 00:31:58.011
and you start treating
human life like it's nothing.

00:32:01.557 --> 00:32:02.891
None of this sits right with me.

00:32:04.476 --> 00:32:06.895
First, I manipulated

00:32:07.020 --> 00:32:10.566
Vigilante into going into prison
and killing Peacemaker's father,

00:32:10.691 --> 00:32:13.402
- and now this.
- Back up. What?

00:32:13.485 --> 00:32:16.863
Every time I turn around, one of
you is doing something fucked up!

00:32:16.905 --> 00:32:18.740
I thought Waller
gave me soldiers.

00:32:18.824 --> 00:32:20.659
Instead, it's the fucking
Apple Dumpling Gang!

00:32:22.577 --> 00:32:23.787
Classic pull!

00:32:24.037 --> 00:32:25.205
And who are
the Apple Dumpling Gang?

00:32:25.205 --> 00:32:26.540
Incompetent dinguses!

00:32:26.706 --> 00:32:28.708
But they always
triumph in the end.

00:32:28.792 --> 00:32:30.710
- Fuck you, John!
- Jesus.

00:32:31.002 --> 00:32:33.713
You told Vigilante
to kill Peacemaker's father?

00:32:33.797 --> 00:32:35.256
I didn't tell him to,

00:32:35.340 --> 00:32:36.925
I just kind of put
the idea in his head.

00:32:37.008 --> 00:32:39.094
That Peacemaker would be
better off without his father?

00:32:39.177 --> 00:32:41.054
Well, his father is
gonna go to the authorities

00:32:41.137 --> 00:32:43.556
and tell 'em how we
switched out the fingerprints.

00:32:43.640 --> 00:32:45.558
I was just trying
to make the hard choice.

00:32:45.642 --> 00:32:47.602
Seeing as we're already
losing Peacemaker's trust,

00:32:47.685 --> 00:32:48.937
how's he gonna feel
when he finds out

00:32:49.020 --> 00:32:52.941
we manipulated his best friend
into killing his father?

00:32:53.066 --> 00:32:54.651
Actually, that'd be Eagly.

00:32:54.776 --> 00:32:55.735
What?

00:32:55.735 --> 00:32:59.197
Nothing, it's just he claims that
Eagly, that that's his best friend.

00:33:00.948 --> 00:33:02.784
You said, "best friend," okay?

00:33:02.867 --> 00:33:05.286
I'm just making sure
we're all on the same page,

00:33:05.369 --> 00:33:10.166
in case someone here thinks that Adebayo
convinced Eagly to kill Peacemaker's father.

00:33:10.249 --> 00:33:11.959
Who would think that?

00:33:12.043 --> 00:33:13.961
- Maybe Harcourt?
- Fuck you!

00:33:14.045 --> 00:33:15.630
Why is everybody
"fucking you" to me?

00:33:15.713 --> 00:33:19.300
I'm gonna believe she mentally manipulated
the pet eagle into killing his father?

00:33:19.383 --> 00:33:22.928
You're gullible! I call in sick
all the time, and I'm lying!

00:33:22.970 --> 00:33:25.264
I know you're lying,
I just don't give a fuck!

00:33:25.264 --> 00:33:26.307
I'm not stupid!

00:33:26.307 --> 00:33:27.516
Neither is Peacemaker!

00:33:29.101 --> 00:33:30.561
But you seem to think he is.

00:33:30.728 --> 00:33:31.729
I don't think he's stupid.

00:33:31.729 --> 00:33:32.980
He'll know exactly
what you tried to do.

00:33:33.063 --> 00:33:37.359
Not only that, his father,
the goddamn White Dragon,

00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:38.902
is a trained killer!

00:33:38.902 --> 00:33:41.739
He could kill Vigilante,
and without Vigilante,

00:33:41.739 --> 00:33:44.658
we're taking on the butterflies
one man down!

00:33:44.700 --> 00:33:47.286
Half a man down.
The guy's a psychopath.

00:33:47.286 --> 00:33:50.455
It's the four of us
against a damn alien invasion.

00:33:50.539 --> 00:33:52.457
We need a psychopath.

00:33:53.125 --> 00:33:54.251
I'm sorry, Mr. Murn.

00:33:56.461 --> 00:33:58.046
Can you get Vigilante
out of the system

00:33:58.171 --> 00:34:00.173
before he screws us worse
than we're already screwed?

00:34:03.427 --> 00:34:05.220
I don't even know
this guy's name.

00:34:05.429 --> 00:34:09.850
White male, 5'11",
thirties, green eyes.

00:34:10.767 --> 00:34:17.691
Hmm, think I got something.

00:34:17.774 --> 00:34:19.025
Found him!

00:34:19.109 --> 00:34:22.028
- Adrian Chase, the Vigilante.
- That's him.

00:34:22.112 --> 00:34:26.032
Wasn't he our busboy
at Fennel Fields?

00:34:26.116 --> 00:34:28.284
And G says, "Yeah, sure,
I'll teach him how to fight."

00:34:28.368 --> 00:34:29.702
"Hey, kid, look over here."

00:34:29.786 --> 00:34:31.704
Kid looks over, he whacks him
on the back of the head

00:34:31.829 --> 00:34:33.915
and says,
"That's the first fucking rule!"

00:34:33.915 --> 00:34:36.292
"Keep your eye
on your goddamn opponent."

00:34:42.131 --> 00:34:44.342
Hey... what's up, fellas?

00:34:44.425 --> 00:34:47.220
Look, you totes seem like
the coolest guys in this place.

00:34:47.303 --> 00:34:49.847
So, I was thinking, you know, like,
we should get to know each other.

00:34:51.057 --> 00:34:53.100
- What?
- Let's pick a topic,

00:34:53.100 --> 00:34:54.727
and then everyone goes
around in a circle

00:34:54.727 --> 00:34:56.520
and says their feelings
on that topic.

00:34:56.771 --> 00:34:59.190
Let's start with,
uh... I don't know.

00:34:59.273 --> 00:35:01.651
Let's each say something
that we're grateful for

00:35:01.692 --> 00:35:04.236
that Black people have
contributed to American culture.

00:35:05.488 --> 00:35:06.489
Is this dude joking right now?

00:35:06.572 --> 00:35:08.657
No! Hey, look, I'll go first.

00:35:08.783 --> 00:35:12.578
I'm grateful that Black people
gave us rock and roll music.

00:35:12.870 --> 00:35:15.039
Lynyrd Skynyrd,
ZZ Top, 38 Special...

00:35:15.080 --> 00:35:16.999
All those guys owe everything

00:35:17.082 --> 00:35:19.084
to Black American
folk and blues musicians.

00:35:19.168 --> 00:35:20.919
I mean, they wouldn't
exist without 'em,

00:35:21.003 --> 00:35:24.006
and then white redneck music
would just sound like...

00:35:24.089 --> 00:35:25.841
well, what it sounded like
before Black people,

00:35:25.924 --> 00:35:28.635
which was the wet, sloppy sounds
of fucking your sister.

00:35:29.678 --> 00:35:31.263
Okay, so that's my turn.

00:35:31.346 --> 00:35:33.807
Which one of you dumb,
sister-fucking, tiki-torch-carrying,

00:35:33.849 --> 00:35:36.226
Sloth-from-the-Goonies-looking
pieces of shit wants to go next?

00:35:38.020 --> 00:35:39.521
Who the fuck are you?

00:35:39.605 --> 00:35:42.357
You're first? Cool!
Okay, wait. No, let me guess.

00:35:42.441 --> 00:35:44.651
Your favorite contribution
to Black American culture

00:35:44.735 --> 00:35:46.194
was all the Black guys
who fucked your mom in the ass

00:35:46.278 --> 00:35:48.905
while you watched
from the closet, jerking off?

00:35:58.832 --> 00:36:01.459
- Fuck!
- Fuck.

00:36:01.543 --> 00:36:02.711
Get up! Come on!

00:36:02.752 --> 00:36:04.462
You never answered.
Who are you?

00:36:04.546 --> 00:36:06.464
I'm just the guy who's
gonna fuck you so hard,

00:36:06.548 --> 00:36:08.633
your asshole's gonna be
dragging behind you like a tail.

00:36:09.759 --> 00:36:12.720
Oh no, you're not gonna
goad me into attacking you.

00:36:12.846 --> 00:36:14.973
We both know there's
cameras all over this place.

00:36:14.973 --> 00:36:17.016
And now, these morons
look like the aggressors.

00:36:17.141 --> 00:36:20.645
On the ground!
Now! Both of you!

00:36:20.728 --> 00:36:24.357
Yo, the Aryans started it!
This dude did nothin'!

00:36:24.440 --> 00:36:25.650
You're a bad dad.

00:36:27.235 --> 00:36:29.612
I need to talk
to Detective Song! Now!

00:36:29.695 --> 00:36:32.073
- Fuck.
- I need to talk to Detective Song!

00:36:32.156 --> 00:36:34.242
I got information
important to this case.

00:36:34.325 --> 00:36:35.743
My son's trying to kill me.

00:36:35.743 --> 00:36:37.995
- Get me Detective Song!
- Come on.

00:37:20.787 --> 00:37:21.788
Free to go.

00:37:22.247 --> 00:37:23.457
Me?

00:37:23.498 --> 00:37:25.167
Yeah.

00:37:25.250 --> 00:37:26.877
I guess you got
friends in high places.

00:38:35.903 --> 00:38:37.363
I'm here to take you home.

00:38:38.197 --> 00:38:38.989
Get in.

00:38:54.755 --> 00:38:57.007
He's still alive.

00:38:58.509 --> 00:38:59.760
I'm Adrian.

00:39:01.595 --> 00:39:05.599
Okay.

00:39:05.682 --> 00:39:07.476
I think I might have
made things worse.

00:40:09.787 --> 00:40:11.163
Peacemaker.

00:40:12.790 --> 00:40:14.125
What a joke.

00:41:48.718 --> 00:41:50.761
- Leota.
- I think I found something.

00:41:50.761 --> 00:41:54.849
Great. I'll be right over.

00:43:28.858 --> 00:43:31.694
If it walks like a duck,
it's either a duck,

00:43:31.777 --> 00:43:35.323
or a duck wearing
some type of human... costume,

00:43:35.406 --> 00:43:37.992
I don't know! He's... he's unable
to hide his distinctive walk!

00:43:38.075 --> 00:43:39.452
How the fuck
could that even happen?

00:43:39.452 --> 00:43:40.661
How would what happen?

00:43:40.745 --> 00:43:42.580
A duck in a human costume!

00:43:42.580 --> 00:43:44.457
The sizes are
completely incompatible!

00:43:44.540 --> 00:43:47.626
I mean, my pants would be
caught up in my tiny, webbed feet.

00:43:47.710 --> 00:43:49.128
They'd be sagging
all over the place.

00:43:49.211 --> 00:43:50.504
It wouldn't fucking work!

00:43:50.588 --> 00:43:52.715
How would they do
the mask with the beak?

00:43:52.798 --> 00:43:55.259
And how would he even talk?
How would the mouth work?

00:43:55.301 --> 00:43:56.593
I don't even know any of this!

00:43:56.677 --> 00:43:59.263
Vigilante, you've had a lot
of fucking stupid ideas,

00:43:59.304 --> 00:44:01.640
but a duck in a human costume?

00:44:01.765 --> 00:44:04.601
That's the stupidest idea
you've ever fucking had!

00:44:04.685 --> 00:44:05.561
And it's offensive to me,

00:44:05.644 --> 00:44:07.521
'cause I have a soul.

00:44:08.188 --> 00:44:10.065
Not a duck.