WEBVTT 00:01:24.297 --> 00:01:27.258 Good grief. What a dilemma. 00:01:27.258 --> 00:01:29.677 This is the coffee jelly I normally get. 00:01:29.677 --> 00:01:33.473 And this is a 183-yen three-pack, an exceptionally good deal. 00:01:34.015 --> 00:01:37.519 183 yen for three cups means each one is 61 yen. 00:01:37.519 --> 00:01:41.397 Two of them would be 122 yen, which is still cheaper than the 138-yen jelly. 00:01:41.397 --> 00:01:44.818 - Mom, that guy's been standing there for a really long time. - Two 61-yen cups versus one 138-yen cup... 00:01:44.818 --> 00:01:46.694 - Mind your own business. Come on, let's go. - Which one yields the greater satisfaction? 00:01:46.694 --> 00:01:48.738 It must be this one. Double is substantial. 00:01:48.738 --> 00:01:51.407 Quantity beats quality, after all. 00:01:51.407 --> 00:01:52.408 Net weight? 00:01:52.909 --> 00:01:54.119 That's right! 00:01:54.119 --> 00:01:56.788 As I suspected, each cup in the three-pack is smaller. 00:01:56.788 --> 00:01:59.958 It's not double, but only about 1.714 times more. 00:01:59.958 --> 00:02:02.794 Then, the higher quality of this one makes up for the reduced quantity. 00:02:02.794 --> 00:02:05.004 Quality really does beat quantity, after all. 00:02:05.004 --> 00:02:07.715 My allowance is 3,000 yen, so... 00:02:07.715 --> 00:02:10.468 I can buy 21 of them. That's enough to cover my entire desk. 00:02:10.468 --> 00:02:13.555 But wait... If I buy the other one, I can buy 16 packs with 3,000 yen. 00:02:13.555 --> 00:02:15.265 16 multiplied by 3 is... 48?! 00:02:15.265 --> 00:02:17.475 Incredible! You could make a bed out of them! 00:02:17.475 --> 00:02:21.437 - That's enough cups to share with every member of a certain idol group! - Thank you very much! 00:02:21.437 --> 00:02:22.021 Not quite true. 00:02:23.064 --> 00:02:24.357 Should I get this one after all? 00:02:26.609 --> 00:02:28.987 This is just one single serving, 00:02:28.987 --> 00:02:31.948 and yet it costs 2,950 yen? 00:02:31.948 --> 00:02:33.825 Geez, what a ripoff. 00:02:33.825 --> 00:02:35.952 Honestly, who would buy something like that? 00:02:38.204 --> 00:02:38.788 I would. 00:02:39.581 --> 00:02:41.583 What am I doing? 00:02:41.583 --> 00:02:44.878 And this is only 55g. 00:02:44.878 --> 00:02:48.756 Does this really taste good enough to beat 48 three-pack cups? 00:02:48.756 --> 00:02:51.217 No, this is just coffee jelly we're talking about. 00:02:51.217 --> 00:02:54.012 It couldn't really taste that good. 00:02:54.012 --> 00:02:56.139 But still, it can't be awful. 00:02:56.139 --> 00:02:59.058 I've spent my entire monthly allowance on it. 00:02:59.058 --> 00:03:00.476 If it doesn't meet expectations... 00:03:00.476 --> 00:03:01.895 I'll destroy the factory. 00:03:02.854 --> 00:03:04.564 I should hurry home. 00:03:04.564 --> 00:03:07.150 If I wander around with this 3,000-yen coffee jelly, 00:03:07.150 --> 00:03:08.985 who knows who might attack me for it. 00:03:08.985 --> 00:03:10.778 Should I teleport home from here? 00:03:10.778 --> 00:03:11.696 No, too conspicuous. 00:03:11.696 --> 00:03:14.574 Should I teleport just this home? 00:03:14.574 --> 00:03:16.117 But doing that is a bit tricky. 00:03:16.117 --> 00:03:18.578 In order to send something to a certain location, 00:03:18.578 --> 00:03:21.998 I must in return apport something of equal value from that location. 00:03:22.832 --> 00:03:24.167 No, it's going to be crushed?! 00:03:24.792 --> 00:03:25.960 Psychokinesis! 00:03:27.295 --> 00:03:27.837 It's safe. 00:03:27.837 --> 00:03:30.298 I-I'm sorry! Are you okay? 00:03:30.298 --> 00:03:31.633 Yeah, I'll be fine. 00:03:32.133 --> 00:03:34.594 But I can't say the same about you. 00:03:34.594 --> 00:03:35.637 Sorry, you okay? 00:03:35.637 --> 00:03:38.139 - On second thought, I'll let you off the hook, so please go away. - Oh, it's you, pal! 00:03:38.139 --> 00:03:39.515 What? You know him? 00:03:39.515 --> 00:03:42.018 - Yeah. Hey, are you okay, pal? - Why do you always show up at the worst possible times? 00:03:42.018 --> 00:03:44.229 Huh? Do you know where my ball went? 00:03:46.105 --> 00:03:47.815 I can't find it. 00:03:47.815 --> 00:03:49.567 It couldn't have gone too far, right? 00:03:49.567 --> 00:03:51.194 Nope, it did. 00:03:51.194 --> 00:03:53.238 That's why I'm looking for it with clairvoyance. 00:03:53.238 --> 00:03:53.655 Did you find it? 00:03:53.655 --> 00:03:55.657 - It's no use. I can't find any trace of it. - No. It's just a crumpled newspaper. 00:03:55.657 --> 00:03:57.283 I'm sorry, but just forget about it. 00:03:57.283 --> 00:03:58.201 - Did you find it? - I might have sent it flying, 00:03:58.201 --> 00:04:00.828 - No. It's just a big rock. - but it was your fault for throwing it at me. 00:04:00.828 --> 00:04:02.914 - Why don't we just forget about it? - I'll just head home and enjoy my coffee jelly. 00:04:02.914 --> 00:04:04.707 I'll buy you a new one. 00:04:04.707 --> 00:04:07.043 No, it has to be that ball. 00:04:07.502 --> 00:04:11.297 It was something I got from my late grandpa, so it means a lot to me. 00:04:11.297 --> 00:04:12.715 I see... 00:04:12.715 --> 00:04:14.467 Then we definitely have to find it, don't we? 00:04:14.968 --> 00:04:17.679 All right! We're all gonna look for it until we find it! 00:04:17.679 --> 00:04:18.346 Thank you. 00:04:18.972 --> 00:04:20.974 That other guy's already left, though. 00:04:20.974 --> 00:04:21.557 What?! 00:04:21.557 --> 00:04:25.144 Good grief. To think I'd have to resort to thoughtography. 00:04:25.144 --> 00:04:27.188 Ah, so it's underwater somewhere. 00:04:27.188 --> 00:04:29.524 This is outside the range of my clairvoyance. 00:04:29.524 --> 00:04:31.859 I'll have to go a different route. I'll apport it. 00:04:31.859 --> 00:04:34.487 I'll exchange that ball with something of equivalent value. 00:04:34.487 --> 00:04:36.406 Something here should do it. 00:04:36.823 --> 00:04:38.408 Apport! 00:04:38.408 --> 00:04:40.868 That ball was signed by Mr. Negishi. 00:04:40.868 --> 00:04:42.078 Who's that? 00:04:42.078 --> 00:04:43.329 He's a baseball player! 00:04:43.329 --> 00:04:45.790 Wow, really? Wouldn't that be worth a lot? 00:04:45.790 --> 00:04:47.208 I think my grandpa said 00:04:47.208 --> 00:04:50.962 the same ball was listed for almost 3,000 yen in an online auction. 00:04:50.962 --> 00:04:53.423 I see. So that's why... 00:04:55.383 --> 00:04:56.634 You found the ball?! 00:04:56.634 --> 00:04:57.468 Oh, pal! 00:04:58.428 --> 00:05:00.305 Thank you, mister! 00:05:00.305 --> 00:05:02.098 I'm really glad that I got it back! 00:05:02.598 --> 00:05:05.727 - It's my treasure! - Oh well. I can always buy more coffee jelly. 00:05:05.727 --> 00:05:09.314 - Mister, let's play again! - But there will never be another ball like that for him. 00:05:10.565 --> 00:05:11.524 Coming! 00:05:11.941 --> 00:05:12.775 This is... 00:05:12.775 --> 00:05:16.237 An elementary school boy and his sister came by. 00:05:16.237 --> 00:05:17.739 This is to say thanks for the other day. 00:05:17.739 --> 00:05:19.824 Did you do something nice? 00:05:19.824 --> 00:05:23.119 I guess it's nice to do nice things. 00:05:29.000 --> 00:05:31.919 What? You went to the House of Fortune-Telling, Chiyo? 00:05:31.919 --> 00:05:33.546 It was great! 00:05:33.546 --> 00:05:37.050 I'm going to completely break off with my ex and find a new boyfriend! 00:05:37.050 --> 00:05:39.385 Takeru, did you go to the House of Fortune-Telling? 00:05:39.385 --> 00:05:42.221 Yeah, and they said I'd be able to patch things up with Chiyo. 00:05:42.221 --> 00:05:43.806 And already a mismatch in their fortunes. 00:05:44.515 --> 00:05:45.433 What nonsense. 00:05:45.433 --> 00:05:49.354 Fortune-telling is a mere illusion created by a bunch of pretend prophets. 00:05:49.354 --> 00:05:51.522 Wow, we agree on something for once. 00:05:51.522 --> 00:05:54.233 But never mind that. I have something vital to discuss. 00:05:54.233 --> 00:05:55.568 Accompany me after school today. 00:05:55.568 --> 00:05:57.236 Have you noticed? 00:05:57.236 --> 00:05:59.739 There's some strange presence lurking in town. 00:05:59.739 --> 00:06:02.784 - I believe that Dark Reunion is behind it. - That's a mere illusion you created. 00:06:02.784 --> 00:06:05.328 Isn't there anyone else you can ask to babysit you? 00:06:05.328 --> 00:06:09.624 - Pal! Have you heard? There's a fortune-telling shop nearby. - It's "House of Fortune-Telling." 00:06:09.624 --> 00:06:10.708 - You know the bookstore by it? - I'm sick of hearing about it. 00:06:10.708 --> 00:06:12.585 - I hear they sell Jump there half a week early. - They shouldn't do that. 00:06:14.253 --> 00:06:16.756 So that's the House of Fortune-Telling? 00:06:16.756 --> 00:06:18.424 How was it, Kiyomi?! 00:06:18.424 --> 00:06:19.509 Listen to this! 00:06:19.509 --> 00:06:24.138 - My thread of fate is intertwined with Kento Yamazaki's! - Well, if they enjoy it, then good for them. 00:06:25.014 --> 00:06:27.183 That's Kaidou. What's he doing here? 00:06:27.183 --> 00:06:28.768 I personally don't care for fortune-telling. 00:06:28.768 --> 00:06:30.728 But if this person really is a prophet, 00:06:30.728 --> 00:06:33.022 they might be targeted by Dark Reunion. 00:06:33.022 --> 00:06:35.316 - I'll have to see for myself! - I don't care about his excuses, 00:06:35.316 --> 00:06:38.945 - but the fortune-telling here is pretty suspect. - They said I was going to go out with Kento Yamazaki! 00:06:38.945 --> 00:06:40.947 Kento Yamazaki is already juggling two girlfriends. 00:06:40.947 --> 00:06:44.867 - Next in line, please. - Well, I'm already here. Might as well investigate. 00:06:46.327 --> 00:06:48.329 Welcome to the House of Fortune-Telling. 00:06:48.329 --> 00:06:49.288 Please have a seat. 00:06:49.288 --> 00:06:50.123 O-Okay. 00:06:50.123 --> 00:06:51.666 This place is a total cliche. 00:06:51.666 --> 00:06:55.545 I'm Mikiko Clairvoyance. Nice to meet you. 00:06:55.545 --> 00:06:57.588 - On what matter would you like advice today? - Could her name be any more suspicious? 00:06:58.339 --> 00:07:01.259 - Advice? Well, it's not like that. - She seems kinda shady. 00:07:01.259 --> 00:07:02.969 Maybe she is just an ordinary human. 00:07:03.719 --> 00:07:05.346 Seems like he's half in doubt as well. 00:07:05.346 --> 00:07:08.474 Oh my... I sense a very unusual aura from you! 00:07:09.308 --> 00:07:11.018 You're no ordinary person, are you? 00:07:11.018 --> 00:07:11.894 Do you have any special talents? 00:07:11.894 --> 00:07:14.188 - This woman is the real thing! - Does that ring a bell? 00:07:14.647 --> 00:07:17.108 - You're hopeless. - It seems you too are no ordinary person. 00:07:17.108 --> 00:07:20.653 - Your overreactions make you way too transparent. - So he's got eighth-grader syndrome. Seems an easy target. 00:07:21.237 --> 00:07:24.073 You're troubled by something! Am I wrong?! 00:07:24.073 --> 00:07:24.907 How did you know?! 00:07:24.907 --> 00:07:27.285 People without any problems wouldn't come to a place like this. 00:07:28.536 --> 00:07:31.998 Let me guess what it is. A problem with romance... 00:07:31.998 --> 00:07:35.501 ...is not what it is, so an issue with your future and schoolwork... 00:07:35.501 --> 00:07:36.961 ...isn't what's troubling you either. 00:07:36.961 --> 00:07:38.629 So it must be your friends and relationships! 00:07:38.629 --> 00:07:42.675 Yes! Your source of trouble is one of friends and relationships! 00:07:42.675 --> 00:07:44.302 - H-How did you know?! - Wow, who would've guessed. 00:07:44.302 --> 00:07:47.555 Yeah, you're right. That is the source of my troubles. 00:07:47.555 --> 00:07:49.932 - I'm an assassin known as The Jet-Black Wings who came from a parallel world. - What is he talking about. 00:07:51.225 --> 00:07:52.185 I ask myself that every day. 00:07:52.185 --> 00:07:55.354 - But after I discovered the truth about the organization... - I understand... 00:07:55.354 --> 00:07:59.108 I am used to fighting. But sometimes I think about my life... 00:07:59.108 --> 00:08:00.943 I live in solitude. 00:08:00.943 --> 00:08:04.363 I don't have anyone I can call a frien—I mean, comrade. 00:08:04.363 --> 00:08:07.074 - What on Earth should I do? - He kept rambling on, but in short... 00:08:07.074 --> 00:08:08.993 His problem is that he can't make friends. 00:08:08.993 --> 00:08:12.288 You're searching for someone who can understand you, right? 00:08:12.288 --> 00:08:13.498 That's the wrong approach. 00:08:13.498 --> 00:08:15.791 - You should first try to understand others. - Oh, so she says some decent things too. 00:08:16.584 --> 00:08:18.544 - I may have misjudged her a little. - Also, this will help. 00:08:18.544 --> 00:08:19.504 She took something out! 00:08:19.504 --> 00:08:21.839 You'll be fine if you wear this necklace. 00:08:21.839 --> 00:08:23.424 Wh-What is this?! 00:08:23.424 --> 00:08:24.592 If you wear this, 00:08:24.592 --> 00:08:27.970 you'll be able to make friends with 100 people and Kento Yamazaki! 00:08:27.970 --> 00:08:29.597 Is "Kento Yamazaki" her word of the day? 00:08:29.597 --> 00:08:32.225 If you buy now, I'm willing to offer you this for the low price of 30,000 yen! 00:08:32.225 --> 00:08:33.684 30,000 yen?! 00:08:33.684 --> 00:08:34.519 I can't believe this. 00:08:34.519 --> 00:08:37.855 - I-I'll buy it! But tell me one thing first. - I don't know why I even bother with this idiot. 00:08:37.855 --> 00:08:40.399 Will this let me be friends with Saiki?! 00:08:40.399 --> 00:08:42.276 If you wear that necklace, 00:08:42.276 --> 00:08:45.738 - that Saiki guy will follow you around saying, "Hey, pal!" - Excuse me? Which Saiki are we talking about? 00:08:45.738 --> 00:08:47.156 I-I'll buy it! 00:08:47.949 --> 00:08:50.743 What a chump. An "organization"? Idiotic. 00:08:50.743 --> 00:08:52.495 Okay, next in line, please! 00:08:52.495 --> 00:08:54.914 I don't really care what happens to him, 00:08:54.914 --> 00:08:57.208 but she made a grave error in dragging me into this. 00:08:58.209 --> 00:09:00.753 100 friends, eh? I better remember all their names. 00:09:00.753 --> 00:09:02.004 Kaidou! 00:09:02.004 --> 00:09:02.838 A new friend already?! 00:09:02.838 --> 00:09:04.048 Here's your money back! 00:09:04.048 --> 00:09:06.759 I had no idea your story was actually true! 00:09:06.759 --> 00:09:08.386 Huh? Then what about the necklace? 00:09:08.386 --> 00:09:11.013 You can keep it! I bought it at a street stall for 500 yen! 00:09:11.013 --> 00:09:11.556 What?! 00:09:11.556 --> 00:09:15.226 I don't want him thinking that necklace has the power to make me his friend. 00:09:15.226 --> 00:09:17.895 He should make friends on his own instead of relying on things like that. 00:09:19.313 --> 00:09:21.857 Hey, pal! And you too, runt?! 00:09:21.857 --> 00:09:24.235 So this necklace really is... 00:09:24.819 --> 00:09:27.154 All my work went down the drain because of you! 00:09:38.874 --> 00:09:40.126 Are we there yet? 00:09:40.501 --> 00:09:42.712 Good grief. I'm with these two again. 00:09:42.712 --> 00:09:44.589 Oh, Saiki? What're you doing? 00:09:44.589 --> 00:09:46.132 Oh...! Teruhashi! 00:09:46.132 --> 00:09:47.883 What are you all doing together? 00:09:47.883 --> 00:09:50.720 Well, Nendou said he knows a good ramen place, so he's taking us there. 00:09:50.720 --> 00:09:52.722 Yeah! We're headed there to pig ou—I mean, eat. 00:09:52.722 --> 00:09:54.682 Oh, ramen, huh? 00:09:54.682 --> 00:09:57.602 If you don't mind, can I come with you? 00:09:57.602 --> 00:09:59.729 Am I being too pushy? 00:09:59.729 --> 00:10:02.064 - W-Well, I don't mind, really. - It'd be great if you come! 00:10:02.064 --> 00:10:02.898 Seriously? 00:10:02.898 --> 00:10:04.525 Hey, look over there. 00:10:04.525 --> 00:10:05.359 Whoa, she's cute! 00:10:05.359 --> 00:10:06.319 I was careless. 00:10:06.319 --> 00:10:08.696 Teruhashi poses the greatest threat to me. 00:10:08.696 --> 00:10:12.325 Normally, Nendou just goes "Oh? Oh?" with that incredibly stupid face of his, but... 00:10:12.325 --> 00:10:14.702 Why, I didn't expect you'd like ramen, Teruhashi. 00:10:14.702 --> 00:10:15.828 Who are you? 00:10:15.828 --> 00:10:17.204 And then, there's Kaidou. 00:10:17.204 --> 00:10:18.205 Say, Kaidou... 00:10:18.205 --> 00:10:18.706 Yes?! 00:10:18.706 --> 00:10:20.666 Why do you always have bandages on your hands? 00:10:20.666 --> 00:10:26.172 - Um, I do it so my powers won't go out of control, and uh... - "Powers"? Sorry, I don't quite understand you. 00:10:26.172 --> 00:10:27.923 Well, it just got like this. I don't even know why! 00:10:27.923 --> 00:10:30.176 - He's even getting over his eighth-grader syndrome. - I'll take them off! 00:10:30.176 --> 00:10:31.719 This is wholly disturbing, 00:10:31.719 --> 00:10:34.722 but it's the reaction Teruhashi normally gets from people. 00:10:34.722 --> 00:10:36.599 They're quite excited. But that's just natural, 00:10:36.599 --> 00:10:39.018 since they get to eat with me, the cutest girl in the world. 00:10:39.018 --> 00:10:41.604 So why is he still acting as nonchalant as ever?! 00:10:41.604 --> 00:10:42.688 Kunio Saiki! 00:10:42.688 --> 00:10:43.648 Why aren't you saying "Oh..."?! 00:10:43.648 --> 00:10:45.816 When you see me, your reaction should start with "Oh...," right? 00:10:45.816 --> 00:10:46.859 Sorry, "start with"? 00:10:46.859 --> 00:10:50.988 There's no way my charms wouldn't work on a quiet guy like him. 00:10:50.988 --> 00:10:53.282 An irritating guy who seems preoccupied, with a dark side, 00:10:53.282 --> 00:10:56.952 with an air of mystery about him, and has a gaze that can see right through you... 00:10:56.952 --> 00:10:58.412 Something wrong with my pal? 00:10:58.412 --> 00:11:00.039 Oh no! Forget what I just said! 00:11:00.039 --> 00:11:03.918 I'll use my charms to make him say "Oh..." today for sure! 00:11:03.918 --> 00:11:05.961 I'm getting all of her attention. 00:11:05.961 --> 00:11:08.589 I don't want her to follow me around, but I don't want to say "Oh..." either. 00:11:09.382 --> 00:11:11.967 I just found a solution to this problem. 00:11:11.967 --> 00:11:13.427 We have arrived. 00:11:13.427 --> 00:11:14.428 That's the ramen place. 00:11:14.428 --> 00:11:16.097 - Stop making that face. - Wow, I'm starving! 00:11:19.558 --> 00:11:21.394 I can't believe this. Are we actually going in there? 00:11:21.394 --> 00:11:23.020 I heard the ramen here is crazy good! 00:11:23.020 --> 00:11:24.605 What? Uh-uh, I can't do this. 00:11:24.605 --> 00:11:27.733 A relative of one of my friends said it was good, so it'll be fine. 00:11:27.733 --> 00:11:29.151 What, is this some urban legend? 00:11:29.151 --> 00:11:31.153 I can't do it. This is me we're talking about. 00:11:31.153 --> 00:11:34.573 Of all places, they brought me somewhere you can't even call a restaurant?! 00:11:34.573 --> 00:11:35.825 As I thought. 00:11:35.825 --> 00:11:37.952 Teruhashi will leave without entering the restaurant. 00:11:37.952 --> 00:11:40.037 Something urgent came up, so I'm going home. 00:11:40.705 --> 00:11:42.665 With that, their opinion of her will suffer. 00:11:42.665 --> 00:11:43.916 And they'll stop saying "Oh..." 00:11:43.916 --> 00:11:46.168 What's with her? Ha! She's so stuck up! 00:11:46.168 --> 00:11:47.795 She's no different from us common folk after all. 00:11:48.295 --> 00:11:51.549 And with her pride wounded, Teruhashi won't try to get close to me again. 00:11:51.549 --> 00:11:53.509 - What's with them? They're impossible! Whatever! 00:11:53.801 --> 00:11:54.719 That's my plan. 00:11:54.719 --> 00:11:56.595 I'll say something urgent came up and leave. 00:11:56.595 --> 00:11:58.514 - Um, something ca— - Hey, don't be ridiculous! 00:11:58.514 --> 00:12:00.558 - There's no way Teruhashi can go into a place like that! - Ah, well, wait... 00:12:00.558 --> 00:12:01.225 It's Teruhashi! 00:12:01.225 --> 00:12:04.103 You don't wanna eat in a nasty dive like this, right, Teruhashi? 00:12:04.103 --> 00:12:06.439 N-No, I'm fine with it. 00:12:06.439 --> 00:12:09.358 I can't leave. If I go home now, they'll think that's why I left. 00:12:09.358 --> 00:12:11.235 - A-Are you sure you're okay with it? - Great going, Kaidou. 00:12:11.235 --> 00:12:15.030 - Still, it's impressive how she's playing the perfect beautiful girl in this situation. - Yup, I'm fine! 00:12:18.909 --> 00:12:23.122 Of course... The inside couldn't possibly have been clean, right? 00:12:23.122 --> 00:12:25.416 What is this place?! It's beyond terrible! 00:12:25.416 --> 00:12:27.376 No, really, you don't have to force yourself. 00:12:27.376 --> 00:12:29.754 - I'll be fine. What's important is the taste. - I'm over it now. 00:12:29.754 --> 00:12:32.173 S-She's incredible! She didn't even show a hint of displeasure. 00:12:32.173 --> 00:12:33.674 - "She's the perfect woman!" - She's the perfect woman! 00:12:33.674 --> 00:12:34.759 is what you're thinking, right? 00:12:34.759 --> 00:12:36.177 That's exactly right. 00:12:36.177 --> 00:12:39.889 I've lived 16 years as a girl with a perfect appearance and personality! 00:12:39.889 --> 00:12:42.057 I can't ruin that in front of him! 00:12:42.057 --> 00:12:45.603 - I must also keep alive the dreams of the 7 billion people who love me! - The Dreams of 7 Billion People 00:12:45.603 --> 00:12:47.438 Hey, manager! Four bowls of ramen, please! 00:12:48.022 --> 00:12:48.939 Right, four bowls. 00:12:50.941 --> 00:12:52.485 Th-That's the manager? 00:12:52.485 --> 00:12:53.903 Is he preparing the food? 00:12:53.903 --> 00:12:56.405 That creepy monster who has every single trait I find repulsive?! 00:12:56.405 --> 00:12:57.698 N-No, can't be. 00:12:57.698 --> 00:12:59.867 I bet there's a first-class chef in the kitchen! 00:12:59.867 --> 00:13:00.785 Face reality. 00:13:00.785 --> 00:13:01.869 Thanks for waiting. 00:13:01.869 --> 00:13:02.661 Here they are! 00:13:06.624 --> 00:13:09.168 This is just what you'd expect from appearances. 00:13:09.168 --> 00:13:13.047 It seems the plan to sabotage her favorability has failed. No one can eat this. 00:13:14.799 --> 00:13:15.925 I have to eat this! 00:13:15.925 --> 00:13:17.927 They can't call me the perfect woman 00:13:17.927 --> 00:13:19.678 if I leave the food served to me untouched! 00:13:19.678 --> 00:13:21.639 I can't let down 7 billion people! 00:13:22.765 --> 00:13:24.391 I don't think you should eat it. 00:13:24.934 --> 00:13:27.228 Hey, pops! Even pigs wouldn't eat this crap! 00:13:27.228 --> 00:13:29.271 - Shut up, brat! You can beat it! - So Teruhashi eats stuff like this... 00:13:29.271 --> 00:13:31.023 The perfect woman, huh? 00:13:31.899 --> 00:13:34.109 Saiki's opinion of Teruhashi improved a little. If she will go that far to play her role, 00:13:34.109 --> 00:13:36.904 maybe she already is perfect. 00:13:36.904 --> 00:13:38.239 I feel sick. 00:13:43.869 --> 00:13:46.497 My name is Reita Toritsuka. I'm a spirit medium. 00:13:46.497 --> 00:13:49.291 I have been able to see ghosts since I was born. 00:13:49.291 --> 00:13:52.253 People think that ghosts are scary, but that's not true. 00:13:53.212 --> 00:13:55.548 Ghosts aren't to be feared. 00:13:55.548 --> 00:13:58.342 - Have a good day. Watch out for cars. - In fact, they're nice. 00:13:58.342 --> 00:13:59.718 Thanks! 00:13:59.718 --> 00:14:02.054 As you can see, ghosts are completely harmless. 00:14:02.054 --> 00:14:03.764 What I'm trying to say is 00:14:03.764 --> 00:14:07.893 the powers of a spirit medium are great enough to control the world! 00:14:07.893 --> 00:14:09.144 Hey, you there! 00:14:09.144 --> 00:14:11.188 Are they doing bag checks at the school gate today? 00:14:11.188 --> 00:14:12.731 You mean PK Academy? Yeah, they are. 00:14:12.731 --> 00:14:14.149 Yes, I'm talking about recon. 00:14:14.149 --> 00:14:17.945 With ghosts as my eyes and ears, there's nothing I can't find out. 00:14:17.945 --> 00:14:21.323 That's right. He who controls information controls the world! 00:14:21.323 --> 00:14:22.992 Just what are you bringing to school?! 00:14:22.992 --> 00:14:27.037 All I'm doing is using the gifts bestowed upon me for my own happiness. 00:14:27.037 --> 00:14:29.415 It's no different from what pop stars and athletes do. 00:14:30.416 --> 00:14:32.418 There's one more favor I'd like to ask. 00:14:32.418 --> 00:14:33.419 Sure. What is it? 00:14:33.419 --> 00:14:36.714 Go find out what color her panties are, ghost! 00:14:36.714 --> 00:14:39.967 Um, sorry. I can't do that because that would be an invasion of her privacy. 00:14:39.967 --> 00:14:41.468 Well, see you. 00:14:41.468 --> 00:14:42.678 Oh, right. 00:14:42.678 --> 00:14:46.223 Ghosts are nice people, so they wouldn't take part in wrongdoing. 00:14:47.683 --> 00:14:50.519 In any case, the powers of a spirit medium don't stop there! 00:14:50.519 --> 00:14:51.395 So, I'm at a loss... 00:14:51.395 --> 00:14:52.897 - Hey, you girls over there! - What should we do? 00:14:52.897 --> 00:14:55.524 I happen to be free right now, so I can check who your guardian spirits are! 00:14:56.191 --> 00:14:58.652 Girls just love the paranormal. 00:14:58.652 --> 00:15:02.615 Oh! Maybe I should start marketing myself as a fortune teller! 00:15:02.615 --> 00:15:04.283 This is a ritual to exorcise evil spirits. 00:15:04.283 --> 00:15:06.785 This is purely for your sake. Now, take off your clothes. 00:15:06.785 --> 00:15:07.536 Yes, sir. 00:15:07.536 --> 00:15:10.205 Well, you've already told me mine. 00:15:10.205 --> 00:15:11.415 Why don't you ask him? 00:15:11.415 --> 00:15:13.167 What? I don't care about that stuff. 00:15:13.167 --> 00:15:15.794 Never mind that. There's something we'd like to ask you. 00:15:15.794 --> 00:15:17.630 Her gym clothes are missing. You know anything? 00:15:17.630 --> 00:15:19.214 No! No! I don't know anything! 00:15:19.214 --> 00:15:22.343 - Why? It wasn't me! I swear! Swear! - Hey, I was just asking if you've seen them. 00:15:22.343 --> 00:15:23.093 That's it! 00:15:23.093 --> 00:15:24.929 I'll find those gym clothes! 00:15:24.929 --> 00:15:26.013 What? 00:15:26.013 --> 00:15:27.973 What do you mean "find," guardian spirits guy? 00:15:27.973 --> 00:15:30.059 - Do you have a lead, guardian spirits guy? - Guardian spirits guy! 00:15:30.059 --> 00:15:31.435 My name is Toritsuka. 00:15:31.435 --> 00:15:33.687 And I do have a lead. I can ask the ghosts. 00:15:33.687 --> 00:15:37.399 They're everywhere, so they know whatever happens at school. 00:15:39.443 --> 00:15:40.694 Hey, you! 00:15:40.694 --> 00:15:42.988 I'm looking for a certain girl's gym clothes. 00:15:42.988 --> 00:15:45.366 Would you happen to know anything about it? 00:15:45.366 --> 00:15:47.785 And what are you going to do with those gym clothes? 00:15:47.785 --> 00:15:50.287 Y-You've got it wrong! She asked me to look for them! 00:15:50.287 --> 00:15:52.289 Oh, I see. Sorry about that. I did see them. 00:15:52.289 --> 00:15:53.332 Really? When? Where? 00:15:53.332 --> 00:15:54.291 Just earlier. 00:15:54.291 --> 00:15:57.544 I think that was when I was goofing off inside of your vice principal. 00:15:57.544 --> 00:15:58.587 Is that fun? 00:15:58.587 --> 00:15:59.922 Not really. 00:15:59.922 --> 00:16:04.301 I saw a male student passing by then with a girl's gym bag. 00:16:04.301 --> 00:16:06.637 Does that mean they were stolen? 00:16:06.637 --> 00:16:08.847 Theft turns this into a whole different story! 00:16:08.847 --> 00:16:11.976 This sensational case will eventually spread all over school. 00:16:11.976 --> 00:16:13.978 I heard he caught a thief! 00:16:13.978 --> 00:16:15.396 Wow, look over here! 00:16:15.396 --> 00:16:16.438 He's way too cool! 00:16:17.189 --> 00:16:18.732 I can't stop fantasizing! 00:16:20.651 --> 00:16:21.318 That's him! 00:16:21.318 --> 00:16:22.152 Please wait! 00:16:22.152 --> 00:16:23.487 You're the guy I saw this morning! 00:16:23.487 --> 00:16:25.948 As his guardian spirit, I want you to overlook this. 00:16:25.948 --> 00:16:28.325 So he really is the culprit, huh? Move out of my way! 00:16:28.325 --> 00:16:29.201 I beg you. 00:16:29.201 --> 00:16:30.869 Do you mean to stand in my way no matter what? 00:16:30.869 --> 00:16:31.996 Well, as his guardian spirit... 00:16:31.996 --> 00:16:32.705 Okay, then. 00:16:32.705 --> 00:16:33.539 What?! 00:16:33.539 --> 00:16:35.582 I'll do anything if you let this slide! 00:16:35.582 --> 00:16:36.709 Anything? 00:16:36.709 --> 00:16:39.294 That's right! Someone's weakness, exam questions, 00:16:39.294 --> 00:16:41.338 I'll tell you anything you want! 00:16:41.338 --> 00:16:43.757 So please disregard this! 00:16:44.758 --> 00:16:45.634 I refuse. 00:16:45.634 --> 00:16:46.635 Wh-Why?! 00:16:46.635 --> 00:16:49.805 You shook my resolve quite a bit, but I can't do it. 00:16:49.805 --> 00:16:54.727 After all, there's one super scary psychic in this school who can see through anything. 00:16:54.727 --> 00:16:58.313 Even if it's a ghost, if I threaten a guy and commit all sorts of misdeeds, 00:16:58.313 --> 00:17:00.149 he's gonna kill me. 00:17:00.149 --> 00:17:01.108 Besides... 00:17:01.108 --> 00:17:04.778 You're frantically trying to protect the person you watch over. 00:17:04.778 --> 00:17:07.072 I can't have you doing bad things. 00:17:07.072 --> 00:17:08.824 But that doesn't mean I'll show him mercy! 00:17:08.824 --> 00:17:10.826 - Hey, come out, you perv! - What? Weren't you going to let this slide?! 00:17:10.826 --> 00:17:12.703 What? He's not here. 00:17:12.703 --> 00:17:14.663 But he left her gym clothes behind. 00:17:14.663 --> 00:17:17.374 He probably ran because you made such a ruckus. 00:17:17.374 --> 00:17:20.586 Those gym clothes! So you were the one who took them! 00:17:20.586 --> 00:17:23.756 We thought it was suspicious when you were freaking out earlier! 00:17:23.756 --> 00:17:25.174 No, you got it wr— 00:17:25.758 --> 00:17:27.885 Thanks for taking the fall for him. 00:17:27.885 --> 00:17:29.928 What was I thinking? My powers totally *. 00:17:29.928 --> 00:17:31.388 * being a spirit medium! 00:17:31.388 --> 00:17:32.973 Well, cheer up. 00:17:32.973 --> 00:17:35.559 Oh, and just this once, I checked the color of their panties for you. 00:17:35.559 --> 00:17:38.312 But I guess this won't be enough to get me off the hook, huh? 00:17:38.312 --> 00:17:41.148 Like I said, being a spirit medium rules! 00:17:41.148 --> 00:17:43.275 I didn't show up this episode. 00:17:53.994 --> 00:17:56.997 0.2 seconds after I woke up, I realized... 00:17:56.997 --> 00:17:58.749 ...that my psychic powers were gone. 00:17:59.166 --> 00:18:00.793 I couldn't hear anyone's voices. 00:18:00.793 --> 00:18:04.338 Normally upon waking, people's thoughts would flood into my head, 00:18:04.338 --> 00:18:06.465 making me wish I could sleep off the rest of my life. 00:18:06.465 --> 00:18:08.258 I couldn't float in the air either. 00:18:09.968 --> 00:18:10.636 It hurts... 00:18:10.636 --> 00:18:12.387 My punch doesn't even crack the wall. 00:18:12.387 --> 00:18:13.764 Forget just the wall. Until now, 00:18:13.764 --> 00:18:16.058 I'd obliterate everything for 7 kilometers straight. 00:18:16.058 --> 00:18:19.103 I've been freed from the curse of my psychic powers! 00:18:19.103 --> 00:18:20.479 Yes... Yes! 00:18:21.688 --> 00:18:22.439 What? 00:18:22.439 --> 00:18:25.442 0.2 seconds after I woke up, I realized... 00:18:25.442 --> 00:18:26.026 ...I was dreaming. 00:18:26.026 --> 00:18:28.028 - Morning already? A new day again. - I don't want to get up. 00:18:28.028 --> 00:18:29.113 I'm depressed. 00:18:30.906 --> 00:18:32.407 Well... No surprise here. 00:18:32.991 --> 00:18:34.576 No, I probably shouldn't. 00:18:34.576 --> 00:18:37.162 Good grief. This morning is the worst. 00:18:37.162 --> 00:18:38.372 I had a dream too. 00:18:38.372 --> 00:18:40.999 To rub salt in the wound, I woke up with a headache. 00:18:40.999 --> 00:18:43.502 When I have a dream, and when I have a headache, 00:18:43.502 --> 00:18:45.045 it's my precognition powers kicking in. 00:18:45.045 --> 00:18:48.257 They allow me to know what happens in the future. 00:18:48.257 --> 00:18:51.009 That being said, that dream wasn't foretelling that I would lose my powers. 00:18:51.009 --> 00:18:53.137 It was warning me of that explosion. 00:18:53.137 --> 00:18:57.015 Good grief. I guess I'll have to save some lives before breakfast. 00:18:58.684 --> 00:19:01.019 This must be where the explosion occurred in my dream. 00:19:01.019 --> 00:19:02.729 My house is just around the corner. 00:19:02.729 --> 00:19:06.817 I only take action if whatever happens would be personally detrimental to me. 00:19:07.317 --> 00:19:09.945 My actions may end up saving people, 00:19:09.945 --> 00:19:11.864 but I don't go out of my way to do so. 00:19:11.864 --> 00:19:14.449 I've saved Earth and mankind six times in the past, 00:19:14.449 --> 00:19:16.034 but it was purely for my own benefit. 00:19:16.034 --> 00:19:18.245 Now, with regards to this explosion... 00:19:19.913 --> 00:19:22.207 Okay, now the explosion will no longer happen. 00:19:22.958 --> 00:19:24.585 I assure you I'm serious. 00:19:24.585 --> 00:19:28.255 Accidents happen due to a miraculous chain of coincidences. 00:19:28.255 --> 00:19:31.008 So one little change leads to an entirely different outcome. 00:19:31.008 --> 00:19:33.635 Let's suppose I didn't pick up this rock. 00:19:33.635 --> 00:19:35.179 One minute from now, 00:19:35.179 --> 00:19:38.432 a high school girl will pass by, wearing a miniskirt even though it's winter. 00:19:39.057 --> 00:19:40.225 She'll trip on the rock. 00:19:40.225 --> 00:19:43.103 She'll fall spectacularly as if making a somersault kick. 00:19:43.103 --> 00:19:46.190 The impact will send the rock flying... straight into a tanker. 00:19:46.190 --> 00:19:49.985 Right then, the driver will lower the window to talk to the gas station attendant 00:19:49.985 --> 00:19:51.528 and be struck in the temporal region. 00:19:51.528 --> 00:19:53.071 He'll pass out, falling forwards. 00:19:53.071 --> 00:19:54.448 He'll step on the gas pedal. 00:19:54.448 --> 00:19:55.824 The tanker will start moving, 00:19:55.824 --> 00:19:57.326 crashing into a gas pump. 00:19:57.326 --> 00:19:59.286 The gas will start leaking and spread. 00:19:59.286 --> 00:20:03.665 Meanwhile, the high school girl from earlier will be on the ground in an unbecoming pose. 00:20:03.665 --> 00:20:05.834 Just then, a scooter will pass by. 00:20:05.834 --> 00:20:07.669 The male rider will be fascinated. 00:20:07.669 --> 00:20:10.088 As he's distracted, he'll wipe out on the gas on the ground. 00:20:10.088 --> 00:20:12.507 The scooter will slide stylishly into the gas station, 00:20:12.507 --> 00:20:13.759 triggering the explosion. 00:20:15.594 --> 00:20:18.472 That's what was going to happen. Do you understand now? 00:20:18.472 --> 00:20:22.142 The accident came from a manga-typical chain of improbable coincidences. 00:20:22.142 --> 00:20:24.811 If the high school girl weren't pressed for time, 00:20:24.811 --> 00:20:26.605 she wouldn't have tripped on the rock. 00:20:27.105 --> 00:20:29.274 If she'd been wearing track pants under her skirt, 00:20:29.274 --> 00:20:30.943 the scooter driver wouldn't have cared. 00:20:30.943 --> 00:20:32.069 Pssh. Whatever. 00:20:32.069 --> 00:20:37.282 If the driver had opened his window even one second later, he wouldn't have been struck by the rock. 00:20:37.282 --> 00:20:40.077 The same could be said if he were slightly more skilled. 00:20:40.077 --> 00:20:40.577 Who's there?! 00:20:40.577 --> 00:20:43.247 No matter how big the accident, the trigger is always a minor thing. 00:20:43.247 --> 00:20:45.624 Thus, a minor change is all that's needed to prevent it. 00:20:45.624 --> 00:20:49.378 Well, it was easy to stop this time since I saw the entire thing in my dream. 00:20:49.378 --> 00:20:52.673 Usually, it's harder because I see only a part of the process. 00:20:55.467 --> 00:20:57.094 I got a vision while talking about it? 00:20:57.094 --> 00:20:59.805 And I get no hints but the end result this time. Good grief. 00:21:01.431 --> 00:21:03.684 Huh? Where did this rock come flying from? 00:21:03.684 --> 00:21:05.686 Oh? Oh? Is this... 00:21:05.686 --> 00:21:08.063 ...a-a meteorite?! Yeah! That has to be it! 00:21:09.982 --> 00:21:12.693 Sir! I've brought the kerosene for the heaters from the warehouse! 00:21:12.693 --> 00:21:13.485 Oh, thank y— 00:21:13.485 --> 00:21:15.279 We don't need that much! 00:21:15.279 --> 00:21:16.989 We're not trying to build a sauna here! 00:21:16.989 --> 00:21:19.283 I'm sorry! I'll take some back! While doing bunny-hops! 00:21:19.283 --> 00:21:20.284 No, it's fine! 00:21:20.284 --> 00:21:22.202 Leave them in the hallway. I'll take care of it. 00:21:22.202 --> 00:21:22.828 Yes, sir! 00:21:22.828 --> 00:21:24.454 Hey, runt! Look here! 00:21:24.454 --> 00:21:26.331 Ta-da! Guess what this is. 00:21:26.331 --> 00:21:28.542 It's a meteorite! Isn't that amazing? 00:21:28.542 --> 00:21:30.877 This isn't a meteorite. It's just an ordinary rock. Dumb. 00:21:30.877 --> 00:21:33.338 Hey, what are you doing? What if it hits someone?! 00:21:33.338 --> 00:21:34.089 Like anyone's around. 00:21:34.089 --> 00:21:36.133 Crap, I overslept! 00:21:36.133 --> 00:21:38.176 I'm the class assistant today! I better hurry! 00:21:38.176 --> 00:21:39.845 I need to book it in the hallway to make it! 00:21:39.845 --> 00:21:41.305 So I'm *ed if I trip... 00:21:41.305 --> 00:21:42.597 And I tripped! 00:21:49.313 --> 00:21:53.233 You see? It's always a minor thing that triggers an accident. 00:23:23.532 --> 00:23:28.495 Seriously, I can go on about how good coffee jelly is for days. 00:23:29.079 --> 00:23:31.832 This isn't like me! I let myself indulge in happiness! 00:23:31.832 --> 00:23:34.626 Next time on The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. the anime... 00:23:34.626 --> 00:23:38.171 If you ask me if I prefer cats or dogs, the answer is "I don't care."