WEBVTT 00:00:17.188 --> 00:00:19.712 Archibald. Thomas. 00:00:19.755 --> 00:00:21.975 Got any, uh... 00:00:22.019 --> 00:00:23.498 big plans this weekend? 00:00:23.542 --> 00:00:25.109 The weekend, you say? 00:00:26.023 --> 00:00:27.241 Well, 00:00:27.285 --> 00:00:29.635 let me check my phone. 00:00:31.202 --> 00:00:32.943 Curious. 00:00:32.986 --> 00:00:35.336 It says here that I'll be attending 00:00:35.380 --> 00:00:38.296 the World Series of Bowling, baby. 00:00:38.339 --> 00:00:40.733 Uh, me, too. 00:00:42.082 --> 00:00:45.607 Hot sauce on the bun. 00:00:46.695 --> 00:00:48.697 All right, we got two days to be ready 00:00:48.741 --> 00:00:50.395 for the biggest moment of my life, 00:00:50.438 --> 00:00:52.788 but I'm focused, ready to bust my *. 00:00:52.832 --> 00:00:53.876 What're we gonna do? 00:00:53.920 --> 00:00:55.574 Well, I have something planned, 00:00:55.617 --> 00:00:58.533 but, uh, I'm not sure you can handle it. 00:00:59.839 --> 00:01:00.839 Lay it on me. 00:01:00.840 --> 00:01:02.276 I'm ready to sweat. 00:01:06.541 --> 00:01:07.803 So... 00:01:07.847 --> 00:01:09.022 you sweating yet? 00:01:09.066 --> 00:01:10.937 You kidding? 00:01:10.981 --> 00:01:12.330 It's like a sauna in here. 00:01:16.899 --> 00:01:18.814 Sorry, Helen, what are we gonna do? 00:01:18.858 --> 00:01:21.295 A new style or just a trim? 00:01:21.339 --> 00:01:23.732 Oh, no, I just came for the wash. 00:01:23.776 --> 00:01:24.995 That's free, isn't it? 00:01:25.038 --> 00:01:26.735 - Yes. - Yeah. 00:01:26.779 --> 00:01:28.737 For the tenth time. 00:01:28.781 --> 00:01:30.739 I don't know, maybe I should try something new. 00:01:30.783 --> 00:01:31.783 Ooh. 00:01:31.784 --> 00:01:33.003 The only reason a woman 00:01:33.046 --> 00:01:34.482 tries something new is if she's in love, 00:01:34.526 --> 00:01:36.136 - getting divorced... - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 00:01:36.180 --> 00:01:38.138 - ... or she's on the run from the law. - Oh. 00:01:38.182 --> 00:01:39.400 And you're not crying, 00:01:39.444 --> 00:01:41.924 and I don't hear any sirens. 00:01:41.968 --> 00:01:44.014 Are things getting serious with Archie? 00:01:44.057 --> 00:01:45.841 How I feel about Archie 00:01:45.885 --> 00:01:47.495 is none of your damn business. 00:01:47.539 --> 00:01:49.845 A little defensive. You may be in love. Have you told him? 00:01:49.889 --> 00:01:51.752 How I feel about Archie 00:01:51.776 --> 00:01:53.327 is none of his damn business, either. 00:01:53.371 --> 00:01:56.765 Well, I think when you love someone, you should tell them. 00:01:56.809 --> 00:01:58.550 I agree. What are you waiting for? 00:01:59.116 --> 00:02:00.595 Jiminy Christmas. I should've known 00:02:00.639 --> 00:02:03.033 there's no such thing as a free wash. 00:02:09.213 --> 00:02:11.345 Sure we shouldn't be at the alley practicing? 00:02:11.389 --> 00:02:13.478 The only * I've seen today are when you bent over 00:02:13.521 --> 00:02:14.914 to turn up the heat. 00:02:16.742 --> 00:02:18.222 Hey. 00:02:18.265 --> 00:02:20.963 Don't look at the sky if you don't want to see the sun. 00:02:22.574 --> 00:02:24.184 Just saying, we got the biggest tournament 00:02:24.228 --> 00:02:26.012 of my life in a couple days. 00:02:26.056 --> 00:02:27.796 It's everything we've worked for all year. 00:02:27.840 --> 00:02:28.840 That is exactly 00:02:28.841 --> 00:02:30.930 why we shouldbe here. 00:02:30.973 --> 00:02:35.065 You need to clear your mind, you know, rest, relax. 00:02:35.108 --> 00:02:39.591 Take a minute to appreciate everything we've accomplished. 00:02:39.634 --> 00:02:42.028 Going to the World Series. 00:02:42.072 --> 00:02:43.551 How'd we do it, Arch? 00:02:44.726 --> 00:02:46.163 - Heart. - Yeah. 00:02:46.206 --> 00:02:48.121 That's part of it. Got to have heart. 00:02:48.165 --> 00:02:49.905 Tight. 00:02:49.949 --> 00:02:51.124 Kept my game tight, too. 00:02:52.256 --> 00:02:54.388 Oh! Heart. Tight. Okay. 00:02:54.432 --> 00:02:57.957 Okay, listen, breathe. I-it's probably just indigestion, okay? 00:02:58.000 --> 00:03:00.133 Hey! 00:03:02.396 --> 00:03:04.659 We got a heart attack! 00:03:04.703 --> 00:03:07.227 Archie. Archie! 00:03:07.271 --> 00:03:10.491 Don't look at me. He's having a heart attack! 00:03:23.025 --> 00:03:25.463 - Oh, Tom. Was it a heart attack? - I don't know. 00:03:25.506 --> 00:03:27.291 - Is he gonna be okay? - I don't know anything yet. 00:03:27.334 --> 00:03:28.553 Okay, I'm gonna go see him. 00:03:28.596 --> 00:03:30.555 You can't right now, Ma. 00:03:30.598 --> 00:03:32.165 Just because you're dressed like a doctor, 00:03:32.209 --> 00:03:34.254 you think you can boss people around? 00:03:35.342 --> 00:03:36.909 Why are you wearing scrubs? 00:03:36.952 --> 00:03:38.432 We were at the spa when it happened. 00:03:38.476 --> 00:03:40.042 I was wearing a towel in the ambulance, 00:03:40.086 --> 00:03:41.479 - it kept falling off. - Oh. 00:03:41.522 --> 00:03:44.308 So they gave me these, which they had the whole time. 00:03:44.351 --> 00:03:45.570 What did they say? 00:03:45.613 --> 00:03:47.572 They said they didn't see anything, 00:03:47.615 --> 00:03:49.835 - but... - My God. About Archie. 00:03:49.878 --> 00:03:51.489 Nothing, nothing yet. 00:03:52.229 --> 00:03:53.360 He's gonna be fine. 00:03:53.404 --> 00:03:54.492 Right? 00:03:54.535 --> 00:03:56.015 Well, of course he's gonna be fine. 00:03:56.058 --> 00:03:57.277 You're right. He's gonna be fine. 00:03:57.321 --> 00:03:59.061 How the hell do you know? 00:04:00.019 --> 00:04:02.064 - So, Mr. Betts... - Oh. 00:04:02.108 --> 00:04:03.849 ... did in fact have a cardiac event. 00:04:03.892 --> 00:04:06.939 A cardiac event? His heart didn't open for Steely Dan. 00:04:06.982 --> 00:04:08.114 Just say heart attack. 00:04:08.158 --> 00:04:09.838 Sorry, she's really worried, 00:04:09.862 --> 00:04:11.813 and everybody hates Steely Dan. 00:04:11.857 --> 00:04:13.728 It's okay. 00:04:13.772 --> 00:04:14.990 He had a heart attack. 00:04:15.034 --> 00:04:16.862 We're gonna perform a coronary angioplasty 00:04:16.905 --> 00:04:17.905 and insert a stent. 00:04:17.906 --> 00:04:19.386 That sounds serious. 00:04:19.430 --> 00:04:21.171 Well, he's lucky you were there. 00:04:21.214 --> 00:04:23.216 Oh, I'm not a doctor. I just... 00:04:23.260 --> 00:04:27.220 I know. You were the crying * guy in the ambulance. 00:04:32.486 --> 00:04:34.445 All right, all right, come on. 00:04:34.488 --> 00:04:35.707 Let's cheer up here, okay? 00:04:35.750 --> 00:04:37.230 Carl, can I get you something? 00:04:37.274 --> 00:04:38.492 I'm not hungry. 00:04:38.536 --> 00:04:40.407 Yeah, I can't eat, either. 00:04:42.975 --> 00:04:46.196 Look, guys, we-we got to stay positive here, okay? 00:04:46.239 --> 00:04:47.501 Archie's gonna be fine, 00:04:47.545 --> 00:04:48.807 and I'm... I'm... I'm gonna steer this ship 00:04:48.850 --> 00:04:50.417 until he's back, and he's gonna be back. 00:04:50.461 --> 00:04:52.332 - Damn right. - And... and he wouldn't want us 00:04:52.376 --> 00:04:55.422 hanging our heads or moping around, you know? 00:04:56.858 --> 00:04:59.774 So, let's just keep our chins up for Arch. 00:05:02.124 --> 00:05:04.126 All right, I have a confession. 00:05:04.170 --> 00:05:06.041 This is all my fault. 00:05:06.085 --> 00:05:09.219 Yesterday, I texted him some nudes. 00:05:09.262 --> 00:05:11.830 Damn this body of mine. 00:05:15.877 --> 00:05:17.618 I have a confession, too. 00:05:17.662 --> 00:05:20.012 When you asked me for Archie's number, I just gave you mine. 00:05:20.055 --> 00:05:21.709 You've been sending those to me. 00:05:27.324 --> 00:05:30.196 Sam, go get some lunch. 00:05:30.240 --> 00:05:32.171 Can I get the Heart Attack Burger? 00:05:32.215 --> 00:05:33.286 Oh... Yeah, buddy, 00:05:33.330 --> 00:05:37.334 in-in light of recent events, that's no longer on the menu. 00:05:38.726 --> 00:05:40.293 Your mom said something healthy, 00:05:40.337 --> 00:05:41.903 but I'm not your mom, 00:05:41.947 --> 00:05:44.428 and we're at a bowling alley, so, uh, knock yourself out. 00:05:46.168 --> 00:05:47.387 Hey. 00:05:47.431 --> 00:05:49.694 I'm really sorry to hear about Archie. 00:05:50.608 --> 00:05:52.653 I brought you some lottery tickets and a peach Slurpee. 00:05:53.785 --> 00:05:55.439 Sorry, I'm really bad at these things. 00:05:55.482 --> 00:05:58.006 No, no, you know what, th... this is great. 00:05:58.050 --> 00:06:01.532 I-I love Slurpees in times of uncertainty. 00:06:01.575 --> 00:06:02.881 So... 00:06:02.924 --> 00:06:04.578 I'm really sorry you have to work during all this. 00:06:04.622 --> 00:06:05.884 No, it's part of the job. 00:06:05.927 --> 00:06:08.452 I... I just got to step up and stay strong. 00:06:08.495 --> 00:06:10.149 And I'm sure he'll be okay. 00:06:10.192 --> 00:06:12.151 Yeah. 00:06:14.240 --> 00:06:16.851 You really think so? 00:06:20.681 --> 00:06:23.118 Lord, my... 00:06:23.162 --> 00:06:25.991 question to you is this: 00:06:26.034 --> 00:06:27.949 first, you take my husband, 00:06:27.993 --> 00:06:30.474 and now you're trying to take my Archie? 00:06:30.517 --> 00:06:32.345 If you have got a problem with me... 00:06:32.389 --> 00:06:34.869 ... just be man enough to say it. 00:06:38.308 --> 00:06:41.354 Sure it's a good idea to yell at God, Mom? 00:06:41.398 --> 00:06:43.661 Well, he's got a lot of people yapping at him. 00:06:43.704 --> 00:06:46.359 I figured the squeaky wheel gets the miracle. 00:06:47.534 --> 00:06:49.057 Did you come here looking for me? 00:06:49.101 --> 00:06:51.364 No, I... 00:06:51.408 --> 00:06:53.148 - I came to do what you're doing. - Yeah. 00:06:53.192 --> 00:06:55.368 Just with fewer threats. 00:06:56.456 --> 00:07:00.504 I've spent 20 years trying to protect myself from... 00:07:00.547 --> 00:07:02.680 having to hurt this way again. 00:07:02.723 --> 00:07:07.467 Ma, don't use this as an excuse to go back in your shell. 00:07:07.511 --> 00:07:10.252 What shell? I don't have a shell. 00:07:12.907 --> 00:07:14.474 I'm just saying... 00:07:14.518 --> 00:07:18.043 I think that I've wasted so much time. 00:07:18.086 --> 00:07:20.611 I'm scared, too. 00:07:20.654 --> 00:07:24.266 I'd be just as lost without him as you would. 00:07:25.442 --> 00:07:27.835 Okay, I'm gonna ask the Big Man 00:07:27.879 --> 00:07:30.229 to take care of our big man. 00:07:35.843 --> 00:07:38.368 I can't do it when you're looking at me. 00:07:45.026 --> 00:07:46.419 Well, say something. 00:07:46.463 --> 00:07:49.074 I don't see you dawdling when it's time to mail a bill. 00:07:49.988 --> 00:07:53.121 Look, Helen, you didn't even give her a chance to talk. 00:07:53.165 --> 00:07:54.165 Say something. 00:07:54.166 --> 00:07:55.472 The surgery went well. 00:07:55.515 --> 00:07:56.864 Is there anything we can do? 00:07:56.908 --> 00:07:58.475 He just needs to rest right now. 00:07:58.518 --> 00:08:00.694 - Okay. - You can go on in and see him. 00:08:00.738 --> 00:08:03.393 There you go. See? Was that so hard? 00:08:05.090 --> 00:08:06.221 Sorry. 00:08:06.265 --> 00:08:07.614 My gosh. 00:08:07.658 --> 00:08:09.050 - Hi, honey. - Hey, Arch. 00:08:09.094 --> 00:08:11.270 Hey, buddy. 00:08:11.313 --> 00:08:12.619 You look great. 00:08:12.663 --> 00:08:14.795 Keep talking to me like that here, 00:08:14.839 --> 00:08:17.537 they're gonna be rolling your * to the ER. 00:08:19.147 --> 00:08:21.585 You don't need to baby him, he's a grown man. 00:08:21.628 --> 00:08:23.413 This feels scratchy. Do you want me to bring 00:08:23.456 --> 00:08:25.415 your special blankie from home? 00:08:26.459 --> 00:08:29.288 I'll get it for you later. 00:08:29.331 --> 00:08:30.376 Listen, Arch. 00:08:30.420 --> 00:08:31.638 - Hm? - I wanted to tell you, 00:08:31.682 --> 00:08:33.161 and I should've told you 00:08:33.205 --> 00:08:34.815 before you had the surgery. 00:08:34.859 --> 00:08:37.078 - Yeah? - I l... 00:08:37.122 --> 00:08:38.906 Um... 00:08:38.950 --> 00:08:41.039 I lo... 00:08:41.082 --> 00:08:42.910 I... locked... 00:08:42.954 --> 00:08:45.304 my keys in my car. 00:08:47.785 --> 00:08:50.744 Well, looks like we're both having a bad day. 00:08:52.137 --> 00:08:54.574 You locked your keys in your car? 00:08:54.618 --> 00:08:57.098 What are you, AAA? 00:08:58.230 --> 00:08:59.361 How you feeling, champ? 00:08:59.405 --> 00:09:01.755 I've been better, 00:09:01.799 --> 00:09:05.455 but you need to get your * down to the alley. 00:09:05.498 --> 00:09:07.457 You need to roll a few games, 00:09:07.500 --> 00:09:09.459 keep your arm loose for the Series. 00:09:09.502 --> 00:09:11.417 Always in coach mode. 00:09:11.461 --> 00:09:13.506 Arch, * the World Series. 00:09:13.550 --> 00:09:14.768 I'm staying right here with you. 00:09:14.812 --> 00:09:16.161 What do you mean, 00:09:16.204 --> 00:09:17.510 * the World Series? 00:09:17.554 --> 00:09:19.120 That's not what's important right now. 00:09:19.164 --> 00:09:20.426 I'm staying here. 00:09:20.470 --> 00:09:23.124 You... 00:09:23.168 --> 00:09:24.648 What? 00:09:27.564 --> 00:09:29.696 Don't be a damn fool! 00:09:30.480 --> 00:09:32.656 Get your * to the alley! 00:09:35.136 --> 00:09:38.183 You're in the hospital, Archie. I'm not going anywhere. 00:09:42.535 --> 00:09:44.711 You busted your * to get this far! 00:09:44.755 --> 00:09:47.758 You can't give up now. Get out of here. 00:09:50.717 --> 00:09:53.067 You... you're kicking me out? 00:09:53.111 --> 00:09:55.722 I am! He is. 00:09:57.202 --> 00:09:58.551 Tom... 00:10:03.904 --> 00:10:05.602 Tom. Hey. 00:10:05.645 --> 00:10:06.820 What are you doing? 00:10:06.864 --> 00:10:08.561 Archie just got out of surgery, 00:10:08.605 --> 00:10:09.867 and you're getting him all worked up. 00:10:09.910 --> 00:10:12.043 What? All I said was I'm not leaving. 00:10:12.086 --> 00:10:13.740 Didn't expect him to yell at me through my mom 00:10:13.784 --> 00:10:15.350 like a ventriloquistdummy. 00:10:15.394 --> 00:10:17.962 Tom, he is upset with you. 00:10:18.005 --> 00:10:19.616 You can't just skip the World Series 00:10:19.659 --> 00:10:21.182 after all the work you've put in. 00:10:21.226 --> 00:10:22.357 The World S... 00:10:22.401 --> 00:10:24.011 Honey, it's just a tournament. 00:10:24.055 --> 00:10:25.360 This... this is Archie. 00:10:25.404 --> 00:10:27.406 This man stood by me my entire life. 00:10:27.449 --> 00:10:28.625 But he told you to go. 00:10:28.668 --> 00:10:31.105 - I'm not leaving. - He's gonna be fine. 00:10:31.149 --> 00:10:32.367 - What if he needs me? - Tom, 00:10:32.411 --> 00:10:33.978 you're not a doctor. 00:10:34.021 --> 00:10:36.241 Tell that to the 50 people that have come up to me today. 00:10:36.284 --> 00:10:37.372 Oh, my God. Tom. 00:10:37.416 --> 00:10:39.505 Okay. 00:10:40.288 --> 00:10:42.160 Maybe he doesn't need me, 00:10:42.203 --> 00:10:43.509 maybe I need him. 00:10:43.553 --> 00:10:45.946 I've bowled 10,000 frames in my life, 00:10:45.990 --> 00:10:47.382 and that man's been over my shoulder 00:10:47.426 --> 00:10:48.426 for every single one of 'em. 00:10:48.427 --> 00:10:50.124 I... 00:10:50.168 --> 00:10:51.561 I can't do it without him. 00:10:51.604 --> 00:10:52.604 Excuse me, Doctor? 00:10:52.605 --> 00:10:53.606 I'm not a doctor. 00:10:53.650 --> 00:10:55.913 I was talking to him. 00:10:58.655 --> 00:11:00.395 I hear he's very good. 00:11:11.058 --> 00:11:13.713 Why are you wearing Archie's clothes? 00:11:13.757 --> 00:11:16.194 You said somebody needed to step up. Here I am. 00:11:16.237 --> 00:11:19.589 No, man. No, I meant I'm going to step up. 00:11:19.632 --> 00:11:21.634 This would never fit you. 00:11:21.678 --> 00:11:23.418 You know what, man? 00:11:23.462 --> 00:11:25.246 Just take it off, dude. He's gonna kill you. 00:11:25.290 --> 00:11:27.684 I'm wearing underwear. 00:11:28.685 --> 00:11:30.904 Sorry, I don't know why I lied just now. 00:11:33.298 --> 00:11:34.429 It's Archie. 00:11:34.473 --> 00:11:35.779 He knows. 00:11:37.563 --> 00:11:39.739 "I just wanted to say thanks for running things 00:11:39.783 --> 00:11:41.523 while I'm out of commission. 00:11:41.567 --> 00:11:43.613 Couldn't be in better hands." 00:11:48.008 --> 00:11:50.141 "I love you." 00:11:51.969 --> 00:11:55.712 - Oh, Archie, I... - That boy's always been a softie. 00:11:55.755 --> 00:11:57.409 Oh, Lew. 00:11:57.452 --> 00:12:01.369 Yeah, softer than a stick of butter in the devil's * crack. 00:12:03.589 --> 00:12:06.940 Well, now I guess I got to say it back to him. 00:12:06.984 --> 00:12:09.377 Why does anyone have to say it? 00:12:09.421 --> 00:12:11.902 Why can't you just say it without saying it 00:12:11.945 --> 00:12:15.470 and not make such a big damn deal of it? 00:12:15.514 --> 00:12:19.344 I mean, people just know, don't they? 00:12:20.040 --> 00:12:21.346 You know, you're right. 00:12:21.389 --> 00:12:24.131 Besides, he's so busy, he ain't gonna even notice. 00:12:24.175 --> 00:12:25.306 Yeah. 00:12:25.350 --> 00:12:27.004 I see bubbles. 00:12:28.832 --> 00:12:31.356 Aw, man. They're gone. 00:12:38.711 --> 00:12:39.886 Hey, is this a good time? 00:12:40.010 --> 00:12:42.273 Just finishing this cup of Jell-O. 00:12:43.013 --> 00:12:46.843 I eat 5,000 more of these, my insurance pay for itself. 00:12:48.540 --> 00:12:49.759 Where's Helen? 00:12:49.802 --> 00:12:52.631 She went to get my warm man quilt. 00:12:52.674 --> 00:12:55.590 Aw, you mean your special blankie? 00:12:55.634 --> 00:12:57.723 When your heart stop, 00:12:57.767 --> 00:12:59.986 you can call it whatever the hell you want. 00:13:01.640 --> 00:13:02.728 Oh, what's up? 00:13:02.772 --> 00:13:05.775 Okay. 00:13:09.474 --> 00:13:11.693 It's Tom. 00:13:11.737 --> 00:13:14.522 He said he doesn't want to do this without you, 00:13:14.566 --> 00:13:17.830 and I'm not sure that he can. 00:13:17.874 --> 00:13:19.658 What? 00:13:19.701 --> 00:13:21.181 All the work we've put in the past year 00:13:21.225 --> 00:13:23.314 has been preparing him for this moment. He's ready. 00:13:23.357 --> 00:13:24.663 But I don't know what to do. 00:13:24.706 --> 00:13:26.621 Whatever's bothering Tom 00:13:26.665 --> 00:13:28.710 has got nothing to do with his game 00:13:28.754 --> 00:13:30.277 and everything to do with his head. 00:13:30.321 --> 00:13:33.411 I think he just needs his coach. 00:13:33.454 --> 00:13:34.673 Look, 00:13:34.716 --> 00:13:37.154 the only person who understands the coconut 00:13:37.197 --> 00:13:39.504 on that boy's shoulders better than me is you. 00:13:39.547 --> 00:13:41.245 What? 00:13:41.288 --> 00:13:43.116 I'm not a coach, I'm his wife. 00:13:43.160 --> 00:13:45.118 That's just gonna have to do. 00:13:46.424 --> 00:13:48.730 But... I can't. I... I wouldn't even know 00:13:48.774 --> 00:13:51.516 - what to say... - All right, now, stop, just stop. 00:13:53.083 --> 00:13:54.475 Listen now, 00:13:54.519 --> 00:13:56.738 before I say what I need to say... 00:13:58.784 --> 00:14:00.873 Jen, you're like a daughter to me. 00:14:02.222 --> 00:14:03.310 Aw... 00:14:03.354 --> 00:14:05.095 Now, don't like a damn fool! 00:14:06.009 --> 00:14:07.575 Better get your * to that house 00:14:07.619 --> 00:14:09.099 and get that boy's mind right. 00:14:09.142 --> 00:14:10.752 Matter with you? 00:14:12.058 --> 00:14:13.625 Wow. 00:14:13.668 --> 00:14:16.193 I have never been on that side of it before. 00:14:17.585 --> 00:14:21.763 Very effective. You are really good. 00:14:25.593 --> 00:14:27.291 - Hey. - Hi. 00:14:27.334 --> 00:14:28.988 Keeping busy? 00:14:29.032 --> 00:14:30.729 - Started with ice cream. - Mm-hmm. 00:14:30.772 --> 00:14:31.904 Then I had half a pizza, 00:14:31.948 --> 00:14:33.732 now I'm back to the ice cream. 00:14:33.775 --> 00:14:35.603 Later, I'm thinking pizza. 00:14:37.431 --> 00:14:39.607 Grab me a spoon? 00:14:42.001 --> 00:14:43.916 So... 00:14:43.960 --> 00:14:45.091 you were right. 00:14:46.049 --> 00:14:48.181 You should skip the tournament. 00:14:48.225 --> 00:14:50.183 - Really? - Yup. 00:14:50.227 --> 00:14:54.579 You should be with Archie. It's for the best. 00:14:56.929 --> 00:14:57.930 Okay. 00:14:59.018 --> 00:15:02.108 Besides, Lefty Gomez is gonna be there, 00:15:02.152 --> 00:15:04.589 and the guy's got a 232 average on tour. 00:15:04.632 --> 00:15:07.113 He bowled an 800 series in his last tournament. 00:15:08.549 --> 00:15:09.855 Yeah. 00:15:09.899 --> 00:15:11.726 For the record, I... I... I beat Lefty Gomez 00:15:11.770 --> 00:15:13.119 twice this season. 00:15:13.163 --> 00:15:15.817 Little secret, he-he's not even left-handed. 00:15:17.297 --> 00:15:18.690 Mm-hmm. 00:15:18.733 --> 00:15:20.561 But the oil patterns are brutal. 00:15:20.605 --> 00:15:21.736 I mean, you'd have to go 00:15:21.780 --> 00:15:23.695 from a short Bear pattern on day one 00:15:23.738 --> 00:15:26.350 to a 52-foot Badger pattern the very next day. 00:15:26.393 --> 00:15:28.308 That's exactly what Archie and I have been working on 00:15:28.352 --> 00:15:29.919 for the past two weeks. 00:15:29.962 --> 00:15:31.616 - I'm not afraid of the Bear or the Badger. - Aw... 00:15:31.659 --> 00:15:33.792 Good for you. You're adorable. 00:15:33.835 --> 00:15:35.098 Pass the chocolate syrup. 00:15:38.666 --> 00:15:42.061 And also, what if your shot wasn't working? 00:15:42.105 --> 00:15:44.542 Who's gonna tell you to move your feet 00:15:44.585 --> 00:15:45.847 or make a ball change? 00:15:45.891 --> 00:15:47.588 Me? 00:15:50.026 --> 00:15:51.984 You need a coach, babe. 00:15:53.551 --> 00:15:56.380 Sweetheart, I-I'm not stupid. I know what you're doing. 00:15:57.468 --> 00:15:59.426 Keep doing it. 00:15:59.470 --> 00:16:00.862 When we started this, 00:16:00.906 --> 00:16:03.953 and I said, "What if we could be the family who wins," 00:16:03.996 --> 00:16:05.867 I didn't mean, "What if we could be the family 00:16:05.911 --> 00:16:07.565 who makes it to the Series 00:16:07.608 --> 00:16:09.436 and then just doesn't show?" 00:16:09.480 --> 00:16:11.743 - Is that who we are? - You know damn well it's not. 00:16:11.786 --> 00:16:13.832 You say you care about Archie. 00:16:13.875 --> 00:16:16.356 Well, if that's true, you're just gonna throw away 00:16:16.400 --> 00:16:19.272 all the years he spent preparing you for this moment? 00:16:19.316 --> 00:16:20.795 Because it isn't just your moment, 00:16:20.839 --> 00:16:22.058 it's Archie's moment, too. 00:16:22.101 --> 00:16:24.321 - Are you done? - Not even close! 00:16:25.235 --> 00:16:28.455 You are Tom Freakin' Smallwood. 00:16:28.499 --> 00:16:30.936 You bowled three perfect games this season, 00:16:30.980 --> 00:16:33.156 finished first in the PTQ rookie year, 00:16:33.199 --> 00:16:34.809 you busted your * and made 00:16:34.853 --> 00:16:36.855 - so many sacrifices... - So did you. 00:16:36.898 --> 00:16:38.422 You're Jen Freakin' Smallwood. 00:16:38.465 --> 00:16:40.554 You've been working double time supporting all of us, 00:16:40.598 --> 00:16:42.817 all while managing to open up your own salon. 00:16:42.861 --> 00:16:44.341 We didn't come all this way 00:16:44.384 --> 00:16:46.517 - to give up at the finish line. - No. Keep going. 00:16:46.560 --> 00:16:48.301 I'm going to the World Series of Bowling. 00:16:48.345 --> 00:16:50.042 - I'm gonna kick some *. - Yes, you are. 00:16:50.086 --> 00:16:51.609 - Yes, I am. - Now, are you gonna finish that ice cream, 00:16:51.652 --> 00:16:54.046 or are you gonna pack your bag for your first major? 00:16:54.090 --> 00:16:56.440 - Both. - Good. 00:16:56.483 --> 00:16:57.702 And when you're done, 00:16:57.745 --> 00:16:59.095 Archie said you need to get your mind right, 00:16:59.138 --> 00:17:00.444 so I'll be upstairs with this 00:17:00.487 --> 00:17:02.054 chocolate syrup if you're interested. 00:17:02.098 --> 00:17:04.230 I'm interested. 00:17:20.681 --> 00:17:22.640 Code Blue! 00:17:22.683 --> 00:17:24.511 Code Blue! 00:17:25.904 --> 00:17:28.733 Oh, you devil. 00:17:28.776 --> 00:17:30.604 That is not funny. 00:17:30.648 --> 00:17:34.260 - God. - You didn't have to spend the night here, Helen. 00:17:34.304 --> 00:17:35.479 Oh, shut it. 00:17:35.522 --> 00:17:38.830 It's what you do when you love... hospitals. 00:17:41.833 --> 00:17:45.097 Wait. Are you saying you love hospitals? 00:17:45.141 --> 00:17:47.491 And I think the hospital knows it. 00:17:51.538 --> 00:17:53.105 Well... 00:17:53.149 --> 00:17:55.542 I love hospitals, too, sweetheart. 00:17:58.154 --> 00:17:59.894 Did someone say "Code Blue"? 00:17:59.938 --> 00:18:01.809 Well, yes, I did, but false alarm, 00:18:01.853 --> 00:18:05.161 so get the hell out of here. We're having a sweet moment. 00:18:10.079 --> 00:18:11.732 Hey, Arch. 00:18:11.776 --> 00:18:14.170 You better be in that truck on the way to the World Series, 00:18:14.213 --> 00:18:17.086 or I'm-a kick the birthmark off your backside. 00:18:18.087 --> 00:18:21.916 Yeah, I saw everything in that sauna. 00:18:21.960 --> 00:18:25.485 Relax. I'm on 675 heading out of town right now. 00:18:25.529 --> 00:18:27.792 Well, good. Now don't forget, 00:18:27.835 --> 00:18:29.794 - that Badger pattern... - Breaks late, 00:18:29.837 --> 00:18:30.925 I know. 00:18:30.969 --> 00:18:32.666 Well, what in the blue hell 00:18:32.710 --> 00:18:34.320 are you calling me for? 00:18:36.105 --> 00:18:37.454 To say thank you. 00:18:38.455 --> 00:18:40.761 You don't have to thank me for anything. 00:18:40.805 --> 00:18:41.849 Come on, Arch. 00:18:41.893 --> 00:18:44.722 I think I have to thank you for everything. 00:18:44.765 --> 00:18:46.854 Archie, I... 00:18:46.898 --> 00:18:48.935 I, uh... 00:18:49.279 --> 00:18:50.336 You're welcome. 00:18:50.336 --> 00:18:53.339 - Are you crying? - No. 00:18:54.427 --> 00:18:56.081 It's indigestion. 00:18:57.430 --> 00:18:58.823 Hot sauce? 00:18:58.866 --> 00:19:00.955 On the bun. 00:19:02.783 --> 00:19:04.959 I'm hanging up now. 00:19:05.003 --> 00:19:06.831 All right. 00:19:09.921 --> 00:19:11.183 He was totally crying. 00:19:11.227 --> 00:19:12.880 Totally. 00:19:12.924 --> 00:19:14.534 Well... 00:19:14.578 --> 00:19:18.364 Archie's got my game right, you got my mind right, 00:19:18.408 --> 00:19:19.887 let's do this. 00:19:19.931 --> 00:19:21.106 You got this. 00:19:21.150 --> 00:19:22.781 I know there's a lot at stake, 00:19:22.825 --> 00:19:24.588 but no matter what happens... 00:19:24.631 --> 00:19:27.025 we're gonna be okay. 00:19:28.679 --> 00:19:31.899 Sure you're ready for this, Coach? 00:19:31.943 --> 00:19:33.901 Keep your damn eyes 00:19:33.945 --> 00:19:35.947 on the damn road, and get our damn *es 00:19:35.990 --> 00:19:38.079 to the World Series. 00:19:40.212 --> 00:19:41.735 Little heavy on the "damns," but, you know, 00:19:41.779 --> 00:19:42.910 you'll get there. 00:19:44.347 --> 00:19:46.479 Think about a year ago, I was installing 00:19:46.523 --> 00:19:48.916 seatbelt brackets on an assembly line. 00:19:48.960 --> 00:19:51.310 Now we're on our way to my first PBA major. 00:19:51.354 --> 00:19:53.182 Pull over. 00:19:55.488 --> 00:19:57.925 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 00:19:57.969 --> 00:20:00.232 Ah. Are you okay? 00:20:00.276 --> 00:20:02.191 Ooh... 00:20:02.234 --> 00:20:04.976 I've just been sick the last couple mornings. 00:20:08.458 --> 00:20:11.243 Just... just for a second, I was like... 00:20:11.287 --> 00:20:13.245 what if she's pregnant? 00:20:18.729 --> 00:20:19.991 Why aren't you laughing? 00:20:23.342 --> 00:20:25.910 Oh, my God. I... I didn't want to say anything 00:20:25.953 --> 00:20:27.216 until after the tournament. 00:20:27.259 --> 00:20:28.956 You already have so much to worry about. 00:20:29.000 --> 00:20:31.263 - Okay. Okay. - Okay? Okay. 00:20:31.307 --> 00:20:33.178 Okay. 00:20:38.879 --> 00:20:41.273 - I love you. - I love you, too. 00:20:41.317 --> 00:20:43.362 - We're gonna be okay. - Yeah.