WEBVTT 00:00:14.723 --> 00:00:16.558 I'm Jimmy DiResta, and I'm a maker. 00:00:16.641 --> 00:00:19.352 That's a hip way of saying I make things… like this. 00:00:19.436 --> 00:00:20.562 Pretty cool, right? 00:00:21.271 --> 00:00:22.105 Walk with me. 00:00:22.605 --> 00:00:25.442 For years, I made my name as a toy designer in New York City. 00:00:25.525 --> 00:00:29.446 Then I realized I don't like the city, I don't like designing toys, 00:00:29.529 --> 00:00:32.198 and to be honest with you, I don't really like kids. 00:00:32.282 --> 00:00:33.825 It's not like I hate them or anything. 00:00:33.908 --> 00:00:36.536 It's just it's, "Check out my little Timmy." 00:00:36.619 --> 00:00:37.454 I don't care. 00:00:37.996 --> 00:00:38.997 Look at my birds. 00:00:40.832 --> 00:00:42.751 So anyway, I quit my job, 00:00:42.834 --> 00:00:46.171 I left the city, and I moved upstate to here, my farm. 00:00:46.254 --> 00:00:48.757 I got land, I got animals, 00:00:49.340 --> 00:00:51.384 and best of all I have this. 00:00:51.468 --> 00:00:53.970 The ultimate maker workshop! 00:00:54.471 --> 00:00:58.892 Inside, I have every kind of tool and machine imaginable to make things. 00:01:00.140 --> 00:01:01.850 Pretty impressive stuff, huh? 00:01:02.850 --> 00:01:06.230 Really? You're labeling the table like that's some sort of impress-- 00:01:06.310 --> 00:01:07.810 "Bag"? We can just-- 00:01:07.900 --> 00:01:10.270 Okay. Graphics guy trying to be funny. 00:01:10.360 --> 00:01:12.780 Can we please get on with it? Anyway… 00:01:12.860 --> 00:01:15.860 So I got a call to be on a TV show 'cause I'm a maker celebrity or whatever. 00:01:15.950 --> 00:01:18.160 I said, "Sure. Cool." Why not, right? 00:01:18.240 --> 00:01:19.200 So I agreed. 00:01:19.950 --> 00:01:21.950 Then I found out who I'd be working for. 00:01:22.040 --> 00:01:22.950 Jimmy! 00:01:23.040 --> 00:01:24.370 -Hi. -Hi! 00:01:24.450 --> 00:01:25.370 Jimmy! 00:01:25.460 --> 00:01:26.290 Hey, Jimmy. 00:01:26.370 --> 00:01:27.500 What do you want? 00:01:27.580 --> 00:01:29.380 Okay, Mr. Grouch. 00:01:30.590 --> 00:01:35.050 Thirty years of expert build experience, and I'm taking orders from half-pints. 00:01:35.130 --> 00:01:38.550 Because misery loves company, I brought my buddies in on it with me. 00:01:38.640 --> 00:01:39.470 Say hi, guys. 00:01:39.550 --> 00:01:40.390 -Howdy! -Hello! 00:01:40.470 --> 00:01:43.470 That's Jackman. He's an engineer, and he plans everything. 00:01:43.560 --> 00:01:45.680 It's really annoying, but he's good at it. 00:01:45.770 --> 00:01:47.230 That's Derek, my best friend. 00:01:47.310 --> 00:01:50.440 Big guy and even bigger softie. 00:01:51.230 --> 00:01:52.400 This is Graz. 00:01:52.480 --> 00:01:53.980 Good maker, bad jokes. 00:01:54.480 --> 00:01:55.780 And Canadian Pat. 00:01:56.740 --> 00:01:59.360 Well, your guess is as good as mine. 00:01:59.450 --> 00:02:00.450 Let's have some fun. 00:02:04.620 --> 00:02:06.500 Together, we'll take pitches on this. 00:02:06.580 --> 00:02:09.170 Listen to whatever their dumb little brains can come up with. 00:02:09.250 --> 00:02:11.420 The Pig Tripper. It trips the pig. 00:02:11.500 --> 00:02:14.170 -Wow. -So a catapult that throws cat poop? 00:02:14.250 --> 00:02:16.050 -Yes. 00:02:16.130 --> 00:02:19.220 If it's interesting or doable, I'll build it. If not-- 00:02:19.300 --> 00:02:20.260 Next! 00:02:20.340 --> 00:02:21.510 -Next! -No way. 00:02:21.590 --> 00:02:22.970 -Next! -Shut up! 00:02:23.050 --> 00:02:24.930 -Some builds will be good. 00:02:25.010 --> 00:02:26.850 Dino Taco Toilet. 00:02:26.930 --> 00:02:28.430 Are you not entertained? 00:02:28.520 --> 00:02:30.100 Some builds will be bad. 00:02:30.190 --> 00:02:32.440 Graz, I told you the scissors were gonna be too heavy! 00:02:32.520 --> 00:02:33.570 Make a bigger handle! 00:02:33.650 --> 00:02:35.690 But all of them will be absolutely pointless. 00:02:35.780 --> 00:02:37.900 -Yeah! -That is disgusting. 00:02:39.150 --> 00:02:40.820 Whoa! 00:02:41.410 --> 00:02:44.620 -I want the unicorn to fart! -I can't believe I'm doing this. 00:02:44.700 --> 00:02:46.790 -Go, Graz! 00:02:46.870 --> 00:02:49.870 Why are we doing this? Because we make things. That's what we do. 00:02:49.960 --> 00:02:52.920 -Thought we weren't supposed to have fun. -I'm not having fun! 00:02:53.710 --> 00:02:55.710 We're gonna show these kids, if they can dream it up… 00:02:55.800 --> 00:02:58.800 I want it to be a guitar boat that floats. 00:02:58.880 --> 00:03:00.010 You're onto something there. 00:03:00.090 --> 00:03:01.680 …it can be built. 00:03:02.680 --> 00:03:04.010 Oh! 00:03:04.100 --> 00:03:05.680 That is so cool! 00:03:05.760 --> 00:03:07.680 Hey, it might even inspire them to build 00:03:07.770 --> 00:03:09.890 outside their little Minecraft -y world, or whatever. 00:03:09.980 --> 00:03:11.810 -Do I wanna do it? 00:03:11.900 --> 00:03:13.400 Dumbest thing we've ever made. 00:03:13.480 --> 00:03:16.570 Not really. But this isn't about me, is it? 00:03:16.650 --> 00:03:18.780 -So here we are. -You better get to work! 00:03:18.860 --> 00:03:20.860 Funny how their dreams are my nightmare. 00:03:22.160 --> 00:03:24.160 Come on, Jimmy. Have some fun. 00:03:24.240 --> 00:03:25.070 Whatever. 00:03:38.176 --> 00:03:39.510 Good morning! 00:03:39.594 --> 00:03:40.762 -Morning! -What's up? 00:03:40.845 --> 00:03:43.223 You guys ready? Come on up. We got some kids to meet. 00:03:44.015 --> 00:03:46.226 -So let's see what we got. -Here we go. 00:03:48.061 --> 00:03:50.188 -Hey, guys, can you hear me? -Yes. 00:03:50.271 --> 00:03:52.190 -What's going on with you, buddy? 00:03:52.273 --> 00:03:53.983 From the young lady first, what's your name? 00:03:54.067 --> 00:03:55.360 My name is Kenzie. 00:03:55.443 --> 00:03:56.444 My name is Wyatt. 00:03:56.527 --> 00:03:57.570 I'm Keifer. 00:03:57.654 --> 00:03:59.405 Kenzie, Wyatt, and… 00:03:59.489 --> 00:04:01.491 Are you guys using a potato as a microphone? 00:04:01.574 --> 00:04:03.201 Yep, we actually are. 00:04:04.369 --> 00:04:06.037 Do you have ideas you wanna pitch me? 00:04:06.120 --> 00:04:07.288 -A mansion. -Whoo! 00:04:08.039 --> 00:04:09.540 Do explain. 00:04:09.624 --> 00:04:11.709 Outside, it would be all white. 00:04:11.793 --> 00:04:15.380 -On the inside, it would have a kitchen. -Okay. 00:04:15.463 --> 00:04:16.547 Like a normal house. 00:04:16.631 --> 00:04:17.465 I'm sold. 00:04:17.548 --> 00:04:19.801 -Do you have an invention? -Yes. We do actually. 00:04:19.884 --> 00:04:20.718 Let's see it. 00:04:20.802 --> 00:04:23.513 So, basically, our invention's something called a Tutor Bot. 00:04:23.596 --> 00:04:26.516 -Right. -And we named the Tutor Bot "Sasha." 00:04:26.599 --> 00:04:30.061 The Tutor Bot's purpose is to help you with your homework. 00:04:30.144 --> 00:04:31.729 She wakes you up in the morning. 00:04:31.813 --> 00:04:34.023 She has an alarm clock. She can tell time. 00:04:34.107 --> 00:04:36.609 So you guys basically made a giant iPhone? 00:04:37.443 --> 00:04:40.571 Yeah. But, actually, I didn't think about it like that but yes. 00:04:45.034 --> 00:04:45.868 Pitch me. 00:04:45.952 --> 00:04:49.038 My first idea was a car that can turn into a boat. 00:04:49.122 --> 00:04:51.082 Wait. So you invented a duckboat? 00:04:51.165 --> 00:04:53.042 Boston called. They want their idea back. 00:04:53.126 --> 00:04:54.877 And then there's a walking plane. 00:04:55.461 --> 00:04:56.546 A walking plane? 00:04:56.629 --> 00:04:57.964 A walking plane? 00:04:58.047 --> 00:05:00.591 -A walking plane. Hold on. I'm considering that. 00:05:02.385 --> 00:05:03.928 -Um… 00:05:05.471 --> 00:05:09.350 It would have… a TV. 00:05:09.976 --> 00:05:11.185 Um… 00:05:11.894 --> 00:05:14.814 And it has a cupholder in the bed. 00:05:14.897 --> 00:05:16.149 Ten more seconds. 00:05:16.232 --> 00:05:18.568 Um… 00:05:19.277 --> 00:05:20.153 That's it. 00:05:20.987 --> 00:05:22.405 "Make a TV show," they said. 00:05:22.488 --> 00:05:24.866 "It's gonna be fun. It's gonna be called Making Fun." 00:05:24.949 --> 00:05:25.825 Next! 00:05:27.410 --> 00:05:29.787 Do these guys look like they can do electronics? 00:05:29.871 --> 00:05:33.166 These are the guys you call when you have a clogged toilet. 00:05:33.249 --> 00:05:35.001 Yeah. I can tell. 00:05:36.210 --> 00:05:37.211 Next. 00:05:39.297 --> 00:05:40.256 Aw! 00:05:40.340 --> 00:05:42.842 A boat that's a car, and an airplane that has feet. 00:05:42.925 --> 00:05:44.093 -Yeah. -Let's try this. 00:05:44.177 --> 00:05:46.888 Come on. Do it with me. One, two, three. 00:05:46.971 --> 00:05:49.015 Pull it in and go, "Next!" 00:05:49.098 --> 00:05:49.932 Ne-- 00:05:53.478 --> 00:05:54.437 Bye-bye. 00:05:55.146 --> 00:05:56.439 Let's go. Come on. 00:05:56.522 --> 00:05:58.441 -Oh my God. 00:05:58.524 --> 00:05:59.484 What in the… 00:05:59.567 --> 00:06:01.652 Looks like an episode of American Horror Story. 00:06:02.945 --> 00:06:04.989 -There we go! -There you go! 00:06:05.615 --> 00:06:07.450 You got a great smile there. 00:06:07.533 --> 00:06:08.534 Beautiful smile. 00:06:08.618 --> 00:06:09.911 What's your name? 00:06:09.994 --> 00:06:13.456 My name is Jemmie, and I am seven years old. 00:06:13.539 --> 00:06:15.249 Jemmie? My name is Jimmy. 00:06:15.333 --> 00:06:16.292 Hi, Jimmy. 00:06:16.376 --> 00:06:17.210 Jimmy-Jemmie. 00:06:17.710 --> 00:06:20.254 So, Jemmie, you got me here, what is your pitch? 00:06:20.338 --> 00:06:23.216 I want you to make me a unicorn. 00:06:23.299 --> 00:06:24.133 A big one. 00:06:24.759 --> 00:06:26.427 -Okay. -And a bike. 00:06:27.261 --> 00:06:29.972 -Wha-- -Does the unicorn ride the bicycle or… 00:06:30.056 --> 00:06:31.015 Yes! 00:06:31.099 --> 00:06:32.266 Interesting. 00:06:32.350 --> 00:06:33.976 And flap its wings. 00:06:34.477 --> 00:06:36.896 -Flaps its wings? You writing this down? 00:06:36.979 --> 00:06:38.606 Let me ask you another question-- 00:06:38.689 --> 00:06:40.358 There's two bicycles. 00:06:40.441 --> 00:06:41.818 Two bi… Wait a minute. 00:06:41.901 --> 00:06:44.821 So you want two unicornacycles? 00:06:44.904 --> 00:06:45.780 Yes! 00:06:45.863 --> 00:06:48.324 -Deux. Deux. Yup. Deux. -Deux? Yeah. 00:06:48.408 --> 00:06:51.035 I think you're getting a little greedy with the two unicornacycles 00:06:51.119 --> 00:06:52.829 and all this wings and everything. 00:06:52.912 --> 00:06:55.081 -What are they gonna do? -A unicorn race. 00:06:55.665 --> 00:06:56.541 Interesting. 00:06:57.208 --> 00:06:59.001 Yeah. That's kind of fun. 00:06:59.085 --> 00:07:02.505 So two unicorns, two bicycles, they race each other? 00:07:02.588 --> 00:07:04.799 -Yes! -I actually like this idea. 00:07:04.882 --> 00:07:05.967 You know what that means? 00:07:06.050 --> 00:07:08.594 -That means I'm deeply disturbed. 00:07:08.678 --> 00:07:10.888 Compared to the others, this is the least stupid. 00:07:10.972 --> 00:07:12.181 Thank you. 00:07:12.265 --> 00:07:14.267 And something we can make. No electronics. 00:07:14.350 --> 00:07:15.977 -We can do it. -Yeah. 00:07:16.060 --> 00:07:19.147 All right, Jemmie. We'll make two unicornacycles for you. 00:07:19.230 --> 00:07:22.650 With all the colors, all the accessories, the wings, 00:07:22.733 --> 00:07:25.319 and everything you want. Is that okay? 00:07:26.946 --> 00:07:28.865 -Yes! Yes! -You guys okay with that? 00:07:28.948 --> 00:07:31.993 You go back to the carnival behind you and have fun. 00:07:32.076 --> 00:07:33.870 We'll check in a little later. 00:07:34.454 --> 00:07:36.330 -Bye! Have a nice day! -Bye! 00:07:36.414 --> 00:07:37.790 We'll do that. 00:07:37.874 --> 00:07:39.417 I'm watching you! 00:07:40.126 --> 00:07:41.377 Adios! 00:07:41.461 --> 00:07:42.837 Adios. 00:07:43.379 --> 00:07:45.256 -Unicorns riding bicycles. -I love it! 00:07:45.339 --> 00:07:47.049 Anybody have any ideas? 00:07:47.717 --> 00:07:48.718 What's your idea? 00:07:48.801 --> 00:07:51.262 If I'm not on your team, I'm not telling you my idea. 00:07:51.345 --> 00:07:52.555 Why not? 00:07:52.638 --> 00:07:54.515 This is obviously a competition. 00:07:55.892 --> 00:07:58.811 Hold on. If it's a competition, I wanna be on Jimmy's team. 00:07:58.895 --> 00:08:00.855 -'Cause he's probably gonna win. -There you go. 00:08:02.815 --> 00:08:04.484 So it's us three versus you two. 00:08:05.693 --> 00:08:07.236 All right. Let's get started. 00:08:07.320 --> 00:08:08.279 Giddyup! 00:08:08.362 --> 00:08:10.239 Unicorn-a-competition. 00:08:18.039 --> 00:08:21.125 Unicorn cycle. We're gonna get a bicycle. Right? 00:08:21.209 --> 00:08:23.127 Shh. We don't want them to hear. 00:08:27.798 --> 00:08:29.800 Whatever they come up with is gonna be pure… 00:08:29.884 --> 00:08:32.970 -She said she wanted a unicornacycle. -Yep. 00:08:33.054 --> 00:08:34.722 Do you have a bike in mind we're gonna use-- 00:08:34.805 --> 00:08:36.599 We got a bunch of junk bikes. 00:08:36.682 --> 00:08:38.226 I say we cut it in half. 00:08:38.309 --> 00:08:40.770 -I'm thinking a tandem. Yeah? -Ooh! 00:08:40.853 --> 00:08:42.480 Make it a little longer. 00:08:42.563 --> 00:08:44.899 Cut the whole back of the first bike off. 00:08:44.982 --> 00:08:47.318 We'll add more steel for reinforcement to the frame. 00:08:47.401 --> 00:08:49.529 So it's structurally enough for both of us. 00:08:49.612 --> 00:08:51.155 -Yeah. -Thick boys. 00:08:53.032 --> 00:08:55.868 And so, we'll wrap the frame of the bike 00:08:55.952 --> 00:08:58.496 with this foam rubber horse structure. 00:08:58.579 --> 00:08:59.413 Okay. 00:08:59.497 --> 00:09:02.833 Then we'll wrap that with a plush, like a stuffed animal. 00:09:03.584 --> 00:09:06.963 I heard them saying something about plush. We should go to the opposite side of that. 00:09:07.046 --> 00:09:09.840 Agreed. Plywood or pallet wood, maybe? 00:09:09.924 --> 00:09:11.968 Yeah. Like a Trojan Horse sorta thing. 00:09:12.051 --> 00:09:15.638 Then we take the front wheel, and we make like a horsey trot mechanism. 00:09:16.639 --> 00:09:19.100 -I keep saying "horse," but what I mean-- -Unicorn. 00:09:19.183 --> 00:09:21.811 Unicorn. But what is not a unicorn except a… 00:09:21.894 --> 00:09:23.062 A fancy horse. 00:09:23.145 --> 00:09:24.855 -Fancy horse with a horn. -Exactly. 00:09:25.523 --> 00:09:27.066 Does that look like a horse? 00:09:27.149 --> 00:09:28.568 Oh yeah. Don't forget the… 00:09:29.235 --> 00:09:30.820 Now it's a unicorn. 00:09:30.903 --> 00:09:32.321 He's gonna be in motion. 00:09:32.405 --> 00:09:33.531 Both legs gonna be moving? 00:09:33.614 --> 00:09:36.117 Yeah. Back legs will be going like this. Front legs like this. 00:09:36.200 --> 00:09:38.744 -Okay. Now that you said it that way. -Yeah. 00:09:38.828 --> 00:09:40.663 Jimmy said something about making the legs move, 00:09:40.746 --> 00:09:42.540 so let's make the head move instead. 00:09:42.623 --> 00:09:45.167 -That's what I was picturing. 00:09:45.251 --> 00:09:48.129 The horn, I think we could probably pour up some resin. 00:09:48.212 --> 00:09:49.714 We can make it from resin. 00:09:49.797 --> 00:09:51.841 -Maybe some sparkles. -All the colors. 00:09:51.924 --> 00:09:54.885 -You can turn it on a lathe. -Give it a little twist action. 00:09:58.264 --> 00:10:00.391 -I think it's good. -What's up, guys? 00:10:00.474 --> 00:10:03.811 Hey, wouldn't it be a shame if one of your bikes got a flat tire? 00:10:06.022 --> 00:10:10.026 Me, Graz, and Derek are gonna make a plush unicornacycle for one 00:10:10.109 --> 00:10:11.235 with moving legs. 00:10:11.319 --> 00:10:14.697 Pat and I are gonna make a tandem unicorn bike with a wooden body. 00:10:14.780 --> 00:10:16.532 We'll call it our "Trojan Unicorn." 00:10:23.080 --> 00:10:24.457 -Nice! -Look at that! 00:10:24.540 --> 00:10:26.459 Look at these bikes he's got. I love it. 00:10:30.087 --> 00:10:31.380 This is good stuff. 00:10:32.548 --> 00:10:33.507 I see potential. 00:10:49.607 --> 00:10:51.734 What are we doing? What's the plan? 00:10:51.817 --> 00:10:53.694 First thing is to make the frame bigger. 00:10:53.778 --> 00:10:57.948 We're gonna cut the frame and extend it so that the unicorn has more presence. 00:10:58.032 --> 00:11:00.117 -All right. Let's do this. 00:11:02.119 --> 00:11:03.371 -That's cut through. -Yep. 00:11:03.454 --> 00:11:05.998 This bike's too short to support the body of the unicorn, 00:11:06.082 --> 00:11:07.917 and to support anybody who rides it. 00:11:08.000 --> 00:11:09.043 All right. 00:11:09.126 --> 00:11:11.212 Even someone as tiny as Graz. 00:11:11.295 --> 00:11:13.089 Let's go 39 for funsies. 00:11:13.172 --> 00:11:15.007 We're gonna create an extended frame 00:11:15.091 --> 00:11:18.052 by welding one-inch metal stock to each end of the bike. 00:11:22.473 --> 00:11:25.184 That's the welding scribble that I like. You hear that? 00:11:26.435 --> 00:11:27.269 Weld-done. 00:11:37.947 --> 00:11:39.490 That's the front bike. 00:11:39.990 --> 00:11:41.409 We'll put that up here. 00:11:42.076 --> 00:11:44.203 Since we didn't have a tandem bicycle in the scrap pile, 00:11:44.286 --> 00:11:46.997 we have to make our own. We're gonna attach two bike frames together. 00:11:47.081 --> 00:11:49.208 We'll cut it off right around there. 00:11:49.291 --> 00:11:51.335 That'll get welded up here on this tube 00:11:51.419 --> 00:11:53.921 and then weld that to here after we grind the paint off. 00:11:54.004 --> 00:11:54.839 Okay. 00:11:54.922 --> 00:11:57.842 One working in tandem with the other, just like me and Pat. 00:11:57.925 --> 00:11:58.968 Time for my favorite part. 00:11:59.051 --> 00:12:01.429 -Are you thinking what I'm thinking? -I think I am. 00:12:02.012 --> 00:12:05.141 Cut! Grind! Weld! 00:12:06.600 --> 00:12:07.435 Cut! 00:12:07.518 --> 00:12:09.270 First, we'll cut the front fork off, 00:12:09.353 --> 00:12:11.480 which will be the back-half of our tandem bike. 00:12:11.564 --> 00:12:12.398 Cut! 00:12:13.816 --> 00:12:15.109 Let's grind! 00:12:15.192 --> 00:12:18.612 Next, we'll grind down the areas where we'll fuse the bikes together. 00:12:18.696 --> 00:12:19.655 Let's grind! 00:12:21.282 --> 00:12:22.116 Let's weld! 00:12:22.199 --> 00:12:25.077 Finally, we'll weld the back frame to the front frame, 00:12:25.161 --> 00:12:28.956 using a welding torch that creates a liquid metal that's hotter than lava. 00:12:29.039 --> 00:12:30.166 Weld! 00:12:31.083 --> 00:12:32.251 Whoo! 00:12:32.334 --> 00:12:33.961 It's coming together quick. We're catching up. 00:12:34.044 --> 00:12:36.489 Right? Looks nice. Looks like a "friends" bike. 00:12:36.778 --> 00:12:38.772 I never knew that I was gonna be in the toy business 00:12:38.955 --> 00:12:40.331 until my final year of college. 00:12:40.415 --> 00:12:43.126 I met a teacher who inspired me, and he encouraged me. 00:12:43.209 --> 00:12:46.337 He said, "You have a very good mind for inventing stuff." 00:12:46.421 --> 00:12:48.840 He got me in the toy business because he was a toy inventor. 00:12:48.923 --> 00:12:51.426 -So he gave me projects to develop. -Like what? 00:12:51.509 --> 00:12:54.095 Do you guys remember a thing called Sky Dancer? 00:12:54.179 --> 00:12:55.221 Yeah. Totally. 00:12:55.305 --> 00:12:56.848 Sky Dancers! 00:12:58.141 --> 00:12:59.434 They're flying! 00:13:03.521 --> 00:13:05.315 Wow! They really fly… 00:13:05.398 --> 00:13:06.858 Yeah. I had that as a kid. 00:13:10.612 --> 00:13:11.446 You had one? 00:13:12.906 --> 00:13:15.033 -I helped design that toy. -So say "thank you." 00:13:15.116 --> 00:13:16.492 I loved that thing. 00:13:16.576 --> 00:13:19.162 All right. Playtime's over. Step back. 00:13:19.245 --> 00:13:20.788 Dad's yelling at us again. 00:13:20.872 --> 00:13:23.333 Because we extended it, we're bringing the seat forward, 00:13:23.416 --> 00:13:26.419 so that the center of gravity isn't shifted too far back. 00:13:26.502 --> 00:13:28.630 We just installed a seat pole here. 00:13:30.131 --> 00:13:32.133 We're also popping in an extra pair of handlebars 00:13:32.217 --> 00:13:35.720 on top of the ones that already exist for easier steering and balance. 00:13:36.346 --> 00:13:37.347 Wanna give it a shot? 00:13:37.430 --> 00:13:39.641 This way. Onto the ground. 00:13:39.724 --> 00:13:40.975 Just put it there. 00:13:41.059 --> 00:13:42.060 Look at that now. 00:13:42.143 --> 00:13:44.812 There's only one person to take it for a little tour. 00:13:44.896 --> 00:13:46.731 -Jimmy! Jimmy! -Jimmy! Jimmy! 00:13:46.814 --> 00:13:48.107 -Jimmy! 00:13:49.692 --> 00:13:52.612 I'll be respectful of my elders and give him a little push. 00:13:52.695 --> 00:13:55.198 'Cause I love you. Pedal hard, brother. Pedal hard. 00:13:55.281 --> 00:13:56.991 Little Jimmy's all grown up. 00:13:57.075 --> 00:13:59.786 He's trying to act like he's not having fun. 00:13:59.869 --> 00:14:02.372 I thought we weren't supposed to have fun on these builds! 00:14:02.455 --> 00:14:03.665 I'm not having fun! 00:14:04.165 --> 00:14:06.125 Besides having to make a unicorn, 00:14:06.209 --> 00:14:09.128 I have to make its legs look like it's galloping. 00:14:09.212 --> 00:14:12.507 We need to come up with a way to power the unicorn's legs 00:14:12.590 --> 00:14:14.384 using the bicycle's wheels. 00:14:15.009 --> 00:14:18.304 I'm just trying to think of a subtle thing that uses the action of the wheels. 00:14:18.388 --> 00:14:20.223 I need to do something that's gonna… 00:14:21.849 --> 00:14:25.561 The problem is that everything has to be held from the middle or the side. 00:14:25.645 --> 00:14:28.815 -I can't put something here. It'll hit. -Yeah. It's gonna go… 00:14:28.898 --> 00:14:30.733 It'll come to me. I'm just… 00:14:37.824 --> 00:14:39.033 I got it! 00:14:39.117 --> 00:14:41.244 We have a light bulb we can put on in post? 00:14:41.327 --> 00:14:43.538 -What are you thinking? -I just thought of it. 00:14:45.290 --> 00:14:47.292 -It's an aha moment! -Aha! 00:14:47.375 --> 00:14:49.002 My magic finger. 00:14:49.085 --> 00:14:50.545 Right here, there's a wheel. 00:14:51.421 --> 00:14:55.300 And on this side of the wheel, there's a pin pivot here, off-center. 00:14:55.383 --> 00:14:57.719 And then on this side, there's a pin pivot opposite it. 00:14:57.802 --> 00:15:00.805 So now, we're attached to the wheel here and here. 00:15:00.888 --> 00:15:02.015 There's no center! 00:15:02.098 --> 00:15:05.310 Tell the artist to take the center circle out. There's no circle. 00:15:05.393 --> 00:15:07.979 So when the wheel spins, this is gonna go like this. 00:15:08.062 --> 00:15:10.690 Oh! 00:15:10.773 --> 00:15:12.483 But we're on a parallelogram. 00:15:12.567 --> 00:15:15.028 So it's gonna go up and down perfectly like this, 00:15:15.111 --> 00:15:16.571 but it'll kind of go like this. 00:15:16.654 --> 00:15:18.239 -Got it? -No. 00:15:18.323 --> 00:15:20.992 All right. If you let me make it, you'll understand. 00:15:23.202 --> 00:15:24.412 Cut to the montage. 00:15:38.634 --> 00:15:41.387 Here we are. This is the part we just made on the lathe. 00:15:41.471 --> 00:15:42.930 When the wheel turns, 00:15:43.014 --> 00:15:46.225 this is gonna create the galloping motion. 00:15:46.309 --> 00:15:48.853 We're gonna tie this to the knees of the… 00:15:50.271 --> 00:15:51.272 unicorn. 00:15:51.356 --> 00:15:52.940 -That'll work. -It'll go like that. 00:15:53.024 --> 00:15:53.858 Nice. 00:16:00.239 --> 00:16:04.035 I'm using a blow torch to heat up the steel rod to make it bendable. 00:16:04.118 --> 00:16:05.536 Throw me a tack right on there. 00:16:05.620 --> 00:16:09.290 So I can create a metal fork that will wrap around the center groove 00:16:10.291 --> 00:16:12.502 and hold the wheel in place over the rubber tire. 00:16:13.503 --> 00:16:14.545 It's gonna work great. 00:16:17.632 --> 00:16:19.884 We designed a few piston-like rods 00:16:19.967 --> 00:16:22.512 that will attach to the knobs on the wheel. 00:16:22.595 --> 00:16:23.846 Oh, look at that. 00:16:25.723 --> 00:16:29.435 This will create the up-and-down motion that will power the unicorn's legs. 00:16:32.688 --> 00:16:34.315 -You hear that squeak? 00:16:34.399 --> 00:16:36.901 That's my elbow patting myself on the back. 00:16:40.655 --> 00:16:41.739 It's making me smile. 00:16:41.823 --> 00:16:44.659 See? Add a little gizmocity. He loves it. 00:16:44.742 --> 00:16:47.870 Once we know where the unicorn's knees are gonna be, 00:16:47.954 --> 00:16:51.040 we'll tack weld some braces on here to grab them and… 00:16:51.124 --> 00:16:52.333 Give it the locomotion? 00:16:52.417 --> 00:16:55.795 Take advantage of that action. But now we gotta do this on the back. 00:16:58.631 --> 00:17:00.258 So we have a tandem bike. 00:17:00.341 --> 00:17:03.594 So next, we gotta work on the body, and here is what I'm thinking. 00:17:04.429 --> 00:17:07.473 The main structure are these ribs here. 00:17:09.892 --> 00:17:13.271 And then the outside will be covered in pallet slats. 00:17:13.771 --> 00:17:16.315 -So let's start building the body. -Good. Let's do that. 00:17:16.399 --> 00:17:17.859 We'll go six and a half feet? 00:17:17.942 --> 00:17:21.571 To build our wooden unicorn torso, we'll need to create the ribcage. 00:17:21.654 --> 00:17:23.448 Twenty-six inches wide at the knee. 00:17:23.531 --> 00:17:26.784 Since Pat and I will be pedaling inside the body of the unicorn, 00:17:26.868 --> 00:17:29.162 we need to make sure that these thick boys can fit. 00:17:29.245 --> 00:17:30.663 Am I wider? I'm probably wider. 00:17:30.746 --> 00:17:31.914 We're gonna die. 00:17:32.498 --> 00:17:34.750 Next, we'll take this plywood board 00:17:34.834 --> 00:17:36.919 and use the band saw to carve out our ribs. 00:17:37.003 --> 00:17:38.004 -Ribs. -Ribs. 00:17:42.717 --> 00:17:44.260 Yeah. That'll fit nicely. 00:17:44.343 --> 00:17:45.553 We need to make more. 00:18:02.820 --> 00:18:04.197 Whoa-oa-oa! 00:18:05.364 --> 00:18:07.992 We'll attach the ribs to a long wood spine 00:18:08.075 --> 00:18:09.660 to hold them all in place. 00:18:19.712 --> 00:18:21.214 Hey, guys, I gotta pee, 00:18:21.297 --> 00:18:23.508 but we'll see you after a commercial. 00:18:23.591 --> 00:18:24.967 -Bye. Yeah? -Pat, Pat, Pat. 00:18:25.051 --> 00:18:26.761 -We don't have commercials. -Okay. 00:18:26.844 --> 00:18:28.346 -You can't pee. -I really gotta pee. 00:18:28.429 --> 00:18:31.933 -You can't. We don't have commercials. -Okay. I'm gonna pee in my pants now. 00:18:36.729 --> 00:18:38.147 -Yeah? -Good job! 00:18:40.024 --> 00:18:42.193 -So we have a unicorn ribcage here. -Yeah. 00:18:42.276 --> 00:18:44.779 -Grab the pallet slats. Put skin on this. -Cool. 00:18:56.958 --> 00:18:57.833 Um… 00:18:57.917 --> 00:19:00.545 I think I know the answer, but do you have a plan about the body? 00:19:04.090 --> 00:19:05.466 Come take a look. 00:19:05.967 --> 00:19:09.262 What I see is creating the body out of foam rubber. 00:19:13.349 --> 00:19:15.142 Once we have the body shape cut out, 00:19:15.226 --> 00:19:17.812 we'll spray down the edges with contact cement 00:19:17.895 --> 00:19:21.107 and connect the left and right sides so we can drape it over the bikes. 00:19:21.190 --> 00:19:24.360 -Does that look like a horse? -It looks like a fileted chicken. 00:19:24.443 --> 00:19:25.403 Let's try this. 00:19:26.988 --> 00:19:28.698 -Ooh! -Ba-bam! 00:19:28.781 --> 00:19:30.741 -Look at that. -It's not bad! 00:19:30.825 --> 00:19:34.328 I was winging it and I got nervous. I didn't know what I was gonna do. 00:19:34.412 --> 00:19:35.538 He finally admits it. 00:19:35.621 --> 00:19:37.498 We can start putting his * together. 00:19:40.585 --> 00:19:43.754 Didn't think I'd be blowing on a unicorn's rear end right now 00:19:43.838 --> 00:19:45.548 but gotta let the glue dry. 00:19:45.631 --> 00:19:48.884 Now that we have the headless and legless unicorn filet, 00:19:48.968 --> 00:19:52.597 I'm dying to know if the pistons we created will get these drumsticks moving. 00:19:54.890 --> 00:19:56.267 If I get some speed… 00:19:58.686 --> 00:19:59.562 This thing… 00:19:59.645 --> 00:20:02.732 Did she ask for a dancing unicorn or a twerking unicorn? 00:20:02.815 --> 00:20:04.817 Honestly, this is a good start. 00:20:04.900 --> 00:20:07.737 I say, we pop this off, I keep building the body, 00:20:07.820 --> 00:20:09.780 but I want the bike to be painted pink. 00:20:09.864 --> 00:20:13.034 If the bike's pink and the body's white, I think it's gonna look great. 00:20:13.117 --> 00:20:14.577 So you do the body, we do the paint? 00:20:14.660 --> 00:20:15.911 -Nice. -We got this. 00:20:20.750 --> 00:20:23.419 This is a pallet, and the plan is to tear these apart. 00:20:23.502 --> 00:20:25.796 We're gonna use the slats, this part of the pallet, 00:20:25.880 --> 00:20:29.258 for outside skin on the body of the unicorn. 00:20:29.884 --> 00:20:31.844 -You wanna help me take these apart? -No. 00:20:31.927 --> 00:20:32.803 Friends? 00:20:32.887 --> 00:20:35.806 Friends. That's true. Yeah, yeah, I'll help you. 00:20:41.103 --> 00:20:42.605 -You ready? -Yeah. 00:20:42.688 --> 00:20:44.899 I'm a pretty big pallet guy. 00:20:45.775 --> 00:20:49.904 First of all, they're usually free. Businesses use them for shipping. 00:20:49.987 --> 00:20:51.405 Wow, it's quick. 00:20:51.489 --> 00:20:53.574 But they're built from high-quality wood, 00:20:53.658 --> 00:20:55.660 so they're perfect for makers like us. 00:20:56.369 --> 00:20:58.412 These aren't very rusty either. These are new pallets. 00:20:58.996 --> 00:21:02.291 I chose these pallets because they're made up of pine. 00:21:02.375 --> 00:21:06.337 Pine is light. So this will keep our unicorn light and nimble. 00:21:06.420 --> 00:21:07.630 That's how we do it. 00:21:22.728 --> 00:21:24.855 All right. Pick your poison. 00:21:33.531 --> 00:21:36.701 You know how they usually put music and fast cuts to a video 00:21:36.784 --> 00:21:38.369 to like, get through the build? 00:21:38.452 --> 00:21:39.286 Yeah. 00:21:39.370 --> 00:21:41.580 What do you think they're gonna do for this unicornacycle? 00:21:41.664 --> 00:21:44.625 I don't know. I think something Jimmy would like. 00:21:51.716 --> 00:21:54.719 Do you think Jimmy had a pretty bike like this when he was a kid? 00:21:54.802 --> 00:21:58.639 Absolutely. I think he's projecting what kind of bike we're making now 00:21:58.723 --> 00:22:00.725 for the one that he rode as a child. 00:22:00.808 --> 00:22:03.686 I'm not having fun! 00:22:03.769 --> 00:22:05.938 I don't know if he ever really was a kid. 00:22:06.021 --> 00:22:08.399 I think he was always an old grumpy man. 00:22:09.400 --> 00:22:11.318 They're like, "Jimmy, wanna play hopscotch?" 00:22:11.402 --> 00:22:14.822 He'd be like, "No. I'm gonna go in the shop and go build some stuff." 00:22:14.905 --> 00:22:17.199 "You don't wanna go to the store and get candy?" 00:22:17.783 --> 00:22:20.035 "No! I'm gonna go build a car." 00:22:20.703 --> 00:22:21.912 "All I do is build stuff." 00:22:21.996 --> 00:22:24.123 "You know where my father took me on vacation?" 00:22:24.206 --> 00:22:27.293 -Where? -"A factory. To make stuff." 00:22:28.836 --> 00:22:30.796 While I kept Derek and Graz distracted 00:22:30.880 --> 00:22:32.757 by giving them the easiest job possible, 00:22:32.840 --> 00:22:36.302 I whipped up our unicorn head using the same foam that we used on the body. 00:22:36.385 --> 00:22:38.012 I'm just flying here. 00:22:38.095 --> 00:22:40.139 Nice size. Great proportion. 00:22:40.222 --> 00:22:41.849 Horses' eyes scare me. 00:22:41.932 --> 00:22:44.852 -Really? -They're all veiny and creepy-looking. 00:22:44.935 --> 00:22:47.396 Every time I see a horse, and I look in its eye, 00:22:47.480 --> 00:22:50.983 it looks like a human inside of a suit saying, "Save me." 00:22:51.066 --> 00:22:53.736 "Help. Call the police. Help." Yeah. 00:22:53.819 --> 00:22:55.738 I feel like it's looking at me saying, 00:22:55.821 --> 00:22:58.783 "All you have to do is me on the lips, and I'll turn back into a prince." 00:22:58.866 --> 00:22:59.992 That got weird but yeah. 00:23:00.075 --> 00:23:02.912 Now that I have the unicorn flesh fleshed out… 00:23:03.496 --> 00:23:05.080 -"Graz?" 00:23:05.164 --> 00:23:07.541 …we gotta make this monstrosity lovable. 00:23:07.625 --> 00:23:11.879 We'll do that by adding a couple of layers of soft, white, downy-fresh plush cloth. 00:23:11.962 --> 00:23:15.174 So we could start spray gluing this in place, then hot-glue in the seam. 00:23:15.257 --> 00:23:16.509 That's good. 00:23:16.592 --> 00:23:19.637 Throw some hot glue in there 'cause it'll define that line. 00:23:22.097 --> 00:23:24.391 -Love it. -Yeah. That'll be nice. 00:23:24.475 --> 00:23:27.520 We'll soon have the softest unicorn this side of the rainbow. 00:23:27.603 --> 00:23:31.273 Ugh, I wanna sleep on this. Can I just lay on it for a minute? 00:23:31.357 --> 00:23:32.525 But on the other side… 00:23:35.319 --> 00:23:38.239 is the crappiest-looking wooden pot of gold I've ever seen. 00:23:44.328 --> 00:23:45.454 Voila. 00:23:53.295 --> 00:23:55.339 -There we go. -The * should be right-- 00:23:55.422 --> 00:23:58.342 Attention, Jimmy. Children calling. 00:23:58.425 --> 00:23:59.635 -Attention, Jimmy! 00:23:59.718 --> 00:24:01.136 Time to talk to the kids again! 00:24:02.263 --> 00:24:03.556 Hello! 00:24:03.639 --> 00:24:05.224 Oh, hey, Jemmie. How are you? 00:24:05.307 --> 00:24:06.308 I'm good. 00:24:06.392 --> 00:24:08.936 We're busy. What do you wanna talk to us about? 00:24:09.019 --> 00:24:10.479 How is my unicorn going? 00:24:10.563 --> 00:24:13.691 -What do you wanna know about it? -What it looks like. 00:24:13.774 --> 00:24:16.652 Well, the head is green and made out of foam rubber. 00:24:18.571 --> 00:24:20.155 Are you impressed with this? 00:24:20.656 --> 00:24:22.783 -No. -Yeah. I don't like it either. 00:24:23.284 --> 00:24:24.577 So, Jemmie, I'm busy working. 00:24:24.660 --> 00:24:27.246 Could you get to the point? What is it you want to bother me about? 00:24:27.329 --> 00:24:29.373 I want the unicorn to fart! 00:24:30.374 --> 00:24:31.667 Oh no. 00:24:31.750 --> 00:24:33.878 Not again. That *s. 00:24:36.005 --> 00:24:38.299 Fart glitter. 00:24:39.383 --> 00:24:41.594 You want the unicorn to fart glitter? 00:24:42.553 --> 00:24:43.804 Yes. 00:24:43.888 --> 00:24:45.222 And colors. 00:24:45.306 --> 00:24:47.308 -Glitter and colors. -Yeah. 00:24:49.435 --> 00:24:50.728 Just think. 00:24:50.811 --> 00:24:52.396 Jemmie, we're halfway through this build, 00:24:52.479 --> 00:24:54.857 and I didn't really make plans for a glitter-farting device. 00:24:54.940 --> 00:24:57.651 Please! 00:24:57.735 --> 00:25:00.029 Or I'm gonna fart at your face! 00:25:00.112 --> 00:25:02.573 -How can you say no to that? 00:25:02.656 --> 00:25:04.408 -Come on! 00:25:04.909 --> 00:25:07.328 All right, Jemmie. You warmed my cold heart. 00:25:07.411 --> 00:25:08.871 We're gonna give you what you want. 00:25:08.954 --> 00:25:11.540 Not because we're nice, it's the premise of the show. 00:25:11.624 --> 00:25:14.209 Thank you! 00:25:14.293 --> 00:25:16.545 -You're gonna get your glitter fart. -Yay! 00:25:17.171 --> 00:25:19.048 I can't wait to see it! 00:25:19.131 --> 00:25:20.049 Neither can we. 00:25:20.883 --> 00:25:23.010 Get off my screen! I gotta go back to work. 00:25:23.093 --> 00:25:24.428 Bye-bye! 00:25:24.511 --> 00:25:27.222 This is what happens when a seven-year-old is your boss. 00:25:27.306 --> 00:25:30.726 All right. You guys heard the brat. We gotta make this thing fart! 00:25:31.769 --> 00:25:34.355 So it comes out of here? 00:25:36.357 --> 00:25:37.399 From there. 00:25:38.484 --> 00:25:39.860 All right. 00:25:40.444 --> 00:25:41.779 You heard the little brat. 00:25:41.862 --> 00:25:45.491 She wants a glitter-fart to happen out of the back of the unicorn. 00:25:45.574 --> 00:25:48.243 Let me… Let me think about this. 00:25:48.327 --> 00:25:51.664 This is the part where we put our hands in our pockets and go, "Mm-hmm." 00:25:51.747 --> 00:25:54.625 Yeah. Just stare at him. We've been doing it all along anyways. 00:25:54.708 --> 00:25:57.503 -Let me practice. Hold on. 00:25:57.586 --> 00:26:00.005 -How's this? - Me, me, me! Wait, hold on. Mm-hmm? 00:26:00.089 --> 00:26:02.424 We gotta make it shoot glitter. 00:26:02.508 --> 00:26:04.635 -Mm-hmm. -So, compressed air. 00:26:04.718 --> 00:26:05.928 -Mm-hmm. -Mm-hmm. 00:26:06.011 --> 00:26:08.806 With a ball valve. We fill it up like a tire. 00:26:08.889 --> 00:26:10.474 -Mm-hmm. -And then you let the air out… 00:26:10.557 --> 00:26:12.142 Pssht! in one shot. 00:26:13.227 --> 00:26:14.561 -What do you think? -Mm-hmm 00:26:14.645 --> 00:26:16.480 -Mm-hmm -All right. 00:26:16.563 --> 00:26:18.315 We have a compression tank, 00:26:18.399 --> 00:26:20.943 and it goes up to something that shoots. 00:26:21.026 --> 00:26:23.988 Okay. I'm gonna be riding it. How do we trigger it? 00:26:24.071 --> 00:26:27.825 We put a valve right there. There'll be a trigger that you'll release. 00:26:27.908 --> 00:26:30.744 Kind of like a more safe version of like a potato gun. 00:26:30.828 --> 00:26:33.372 -Like a potato gun but with air. -Gotcha. 00:26:33.455 --> 00:26:36.000 -Like how you fill a tire with a valve? -Yeah. 00:26:36.083 --> 00:26:39.461 We're gonna fill that tank up. Just like we'd fill a bicycle tire. 00:26:39.545 --> 00:26:42.256 Put the confetti in here. It's gonna go up underneath the tail. 00:26:42.339 --> 00:26:45.175 And then when you're riding, you're gonna reach with all your dexterity 00:26:45.259 --> 00:26:47.511 and things are going like this, you're gonna go… 00:26:47.594 --> 00:26:49.179 Right in Jackman's face. 00:26:49.263 --> 00:26:53.559 Since this is a last-minute add-in, and since I'm such a nice guy, 00:26:53.642 --> 00:26:55.436 I'll make two cannons, 00:26:55.519 --> 00:26:57.104 one for each team. 00:27:07.072 --> 00:27:10.409 So, unicorn needs a horn. So that's what this box is for. 00:27:10.492 --> 00:27:13.537 Built this box to be a mold for an epoxy resin casting. 00:27:13.620 --> 00:27:17.207 And according to my math, we're gonna pour about 4/10 of an inch layers, 00:27:17.291 --> 00:27:20.127 twelve different colors, so each layer will be a different color. 00:27:20.210 --> 00:27:22.087 By the time those 12 layers are done, 00:27:22.671 --> 00:27:25.174 that'll be a five-inch thick mold at the top of this box here. 00:27:26.175 --> 00:27:27.676 -Too many numbers? -Yeah. 00:27:27.760 --> 00:27:29.428 -You don't have to worry about that. -Okay. 00:27:29.511 --> 00:27:31.430 'Cause once we're done, you'll put it on the lathe 00:27:31.513 --> 00:27:35.476 and then shape this baby into the most beautiful unicorn horn we've ever seen. 00:27:35.559 --> 00:27:37.436 Can't wait. 00:27:44.151 --> 00:27:46.445 We have 12 different colors to lay into the box, 00:27:46.528 --> 00:27:48.113 and we don't want them mixing. 00:27:48.197 --> 00:27:49.114 Looks delicious. 00:27:49.198 --> 00:27:51.533 You can't… You can't. No, no, no. Don't eat it. 00:27:51.617 --> 00:27:55.120 So each layer has to be dry before the next one is poured. 00:27:55.913 --> 00:27:57.206 Which means we mix. 00:27:58.040 --> 00:27:59.041 We pour. 00:28:00.000 --> 00:28:01.001 We wait. 00:28:03.087 --> 00:28:05.005 -We mix. Let's mix. 00:28:05.089 --> 00:28:07.049 -We pour. Let's pour. 00:28:07.132 --> 00:28:07.966 We wait. 00:28:08.050 --> 00:28:09.551 We have about 15 minutes. 00:28:09.635 --> 00:28:11.470 Mix. 00:28:11.553 --> 00:28:13.347 Pour. 00:28:13.430 --> 00:28:17.142 -Wait. -Let's mix. Let's pour. Let's wait. 00:28:17.226 --> 00:28:19.186 Mix, pour, all done. 00:28:19.269 --> 00:28:21.021 That's what happens when you have a plan. 00:28:22.481 --> 00:28:23.524 Friends. 00:28:28.695 --> 00:28:31.198 Okay. Just like Jimmy, this has hardened over time. 00:28:31.281 --> 00:28:32.199 Get it? 00:28:32.783 --> 00:28:34.201 Let's see how it turned out. 00:28:39.456 --> 00:28:41.792 Ahh! Look at that! 00:28:41.875 --> 00:28:43.544 Well, you don't know it yet, 00:28:44.044 --> 00:28:48.090 but this is the coolest unicorn horn you'll ever see. 00:28:48.173 --> 00:28:49.550 Wow. 00:28:49.633 --> 00:28:52.010 We'll cut it, shape it, turn it. 00:28:52.094 --> 00:28:53.762 It'll be a rainbow unicorn horn. 00:28:53.846 --> 00:28:56.390 -Whoo-hoo. I'm excited. -It does look edible. 00:28:57.432 --> 00:28:59.685 -Yeah. -Don't eat it. 00:28:59.768 --> 00:29:01.395 -Don't eat it. -Oh no. 00:29:01.478 --> 00:29:04.731 See how quick he walked away? That means he's gonna eat it. 00:29:05.315 --> 00:29:08.360 Ladies and gentlemen, straight from Montreal, Canada, 00:29:08.443 --> 00:29:10.612 it's the disc jockey of lathes, 00:29:10.696 --> 00:29:12.698 the master of turning. 00:29:12.781 --> 00:29:16.535 The one, the only Canadian Pat! 00:29:16.618 --> 00:29:17.578 Hit it, Pat. 00:29:30.549 --> 00:29:33.594 -Cut it, shape it, turn it. -I'm excited. 00:29:33.677 --> 00:29:35.137 It'll be a rainbow unicorn horn. 00:29:36.847 --> 00:29:39.892 -It looks edible. Don't eat it. -Yeah. 00:29:53.155 --> 00:29:54.823 It'll be a rainbow unicorn horn. 00:29:59.161 --> 00:30:01.205 So I'm gonna make a horn for the unicorn. 00:30:01.288 --> 00:30:02.623 I'm gonna use the CNC. 00:30:02.706 --> 00:30:05.500 That's a fancy machine that's hooked up to a computer. 00:30:05.584 --> 00:30:09.046 So it makes it real easy to carve wood, and it makes it look pretty. 00:30:09.129 --> 00:30:13.091 CNC stands for "computer numerical control," 00:30:13.175 --> 00:30:16.929 which is boring for, "Let the computer do the work." 00:30:17.429 --> 00:30:20.849 It's basically like a printer, but with a cutter instead of ink. 00:30:20.933 --> 00:30:24.186 Most CNC routers can only cut in two dimensions, 00:30:24.269 --> 00:30:27.439 but this one's - fully capable of 3 - D carving. 00:30:27.522 --> 00:30:29.274 If I was doing this by hand, 00:30:29.358 --> 00:30:32.694 it would've taken me forever, and I would've looked stupid, like… 00:30:32.778 --> 00:30:34.947 -Wow. -Isn't that cool? 00:30:35.030 --> 00:30:38.200 But now, I've got a perfectly shaped unicorn horn 00:30:38.283 --> 00:30:39.534 in a matter of minutes. 00:30:40.118 --> 00:30:42.037 So just like that, it's done. 00:30:42.120 --> 00:30:45.791 These idiots spent all day carving theirs, it's not gonna look as nice. 00:30:47.709 --> 00:30:49.086 What we have here is some PVC pipe. 00:30:49.169 --> 00:30:51.546 We're gonna make the fart chamber here out of the larger pipe. 00:30:51.630 --> 00:30:54.925 I have to cut several different pieces, glue them together. 00:30:55.008 --> 00:30:58.220 We're gonna zigzag this around and make this the air pressure chamber, 00:30:58.303 --> 00:31:00.347 and between the two, there'll be a ball valve. 00:31:00.430 --> 00:31:04.518 We'll create pressure inside this chamber. When we're ready to shoot the confetti, 00:31:04.601 --> 00:31:07.729 we'll switch the ball valve, and it'll fart confetti out of this tube, 00:31:07.813 --> 00:31:10.565 which will be properly placed inside of the unicorn. 00:31:10.649 --> 00:31:13.110 Farting confetti. Real funny. 00:31:13.986 --> 00:31:16.613 I need to connect all these pieces of PVC together, 00:31:16.697 --> 00:31:19.324 but I can't drill holes in them because I need them to be airtight 00:31:19.408 --> 00:31:21.118 in order to build up pressure. 00:31:21.201 --> 00:31:23.578 I can't * it, but I sure can glue it. 00:31:23.662 --> 00:31:28.125 So I'm using this PVC glue to get all the pieces adhered together nice and tightly. 00:31:32.337 --> 00:31:34.673 Here it is. We're looking at a fart glitter cannon. 00:31:34.756 --> 00:31:38.343 This is the barrel of the gun. This is the trigger of the gun. 00:31:38.427 --> 00:31:39.553 This is the chamber. 00:31:39.636 --> 00:31:42.222 This gauge tells you how much air pressure is in it. 00:31:42.306 --> 00:31:45.017 You fill the air pressure right here, just like a tire, 00:31:45.100 --> 00:31:48.270 and when you're ready, you load the cannon and you go kablooey. 00:31:48.353 --> 00:31:50.397 -And you let it shoot out. -Nice. 00:31:50.480 --> 00:31:53.442 It's not armed. Don't worry. Get me the air over there. 00:31:54.151 --> 00:31:55.694 -Oh jeez. -Oh gosh. 00:31:55.777 --> 00:31:58.030 Oh my God. Who did this? 00:31:58.113 --> 00:31:59.906 -Graz, what are you doing? -Hold on. 00:31:59.990 --> 00:32:01.950 With a team like this, how could I go wrong? 00:32:02.034 --> 00:32:03.827 -Here we go. 00:32:03.910 --> 00:32:05.495 -That was easy. -That was easy enough. 00:32:05.579 --> 00:32:07.039 -Yeah. Jesus! -Good work. Ow! 00:32:07.122 --> 00:32:09.958 We don't want the air pressure to go over 80 at any given time. 00:32:10.042 --> 00:32:11.084 I got an idea. 00:32:11.168 --> 00:32:12.461 -What? -See if it… 00:32:12.544 --> 00:32:14.212 -Shoots that way? -Yeah. 00:32:15.380 --> 00:32:18.925 I've seen back in the Revolutionary War, they did this with the muskets. 00:32:19.009 --> 00:32:20.969 Ready? Hey, guys. Eat my dust! 00:32:26.058 --> 00:32:27.184 He's eating it. 00:32:29.561 --> 00:32:30.437 All right. 00:32:31.480 --> 00:32:32.314 Love it. 00:32:32.814 --> 00:32:35.525 -Nice work, Jimmy. Good job. -That's pretty awesome. 00:32:38.612 --> 00:32:41.365 I think if we tie a rope to the end, you'll tug on that rope. 00:32:41.448 --> 00:32:43.533 We'll wire it so that it's easy to grab. 00:32:43.617 --> 00:32:44.910 And victory will be ours. 00:32:44.993 --> 00:32:48.246 Victory will be ours. Come on. Let's put the finishing touches on, 00:32:48.330 --> 00:32:51.208 and the dumbest thing we've made will be out of our lives. 00:32:51.291 --> 00:32:52.376 And I can move on. 00:32:52.459 --> 00:32:55.629 It's finally time to make our unicorn truly magical. 00:32:55.712 --> 00:32:57.297 It's gonna have magical earlobes. 00:32:57.381 --> 00:33:00.592 First, we'll attach its magical head to its magical body. 00:33:01.468 --> 00:33:03.887 -Hello, Graz. -That's not nightmare fuel. 00:33:03.970 --> 00:33:07.516 It's important for our unicorn to be able to hear Jackman and Pat lose, 00:33:07.599 --> 00:33:09.684 so we made some cute little magical ears. 00:33:09.768 --> 00:33:11.603 -Looks like a lamb. -It kinda does. 00:33:13.480 --> 00:33:17.067 Using a three-inch hole saw, we'll create an opening in the backside. 00:33:17.150 --> 00:33:19.194 Jimmy was nice enough to make us a fart cannon. 00:33:19.277 --> 00:33:21.238 We'll put that in the *hole. 00:33:22.114 --> 00:33:25.992 With our legs in place, we're gonna add some texture to our wooden masterpiece 00:33:26.076 --> 00:33:27.619 by covering it with wooden shingles. 00:33:27.702 --> 00:33:28.829 It smells so good. 00:33:29.663 --> 00:33:32.541 We're attaching the head to a pivot on the neck, 00:33:32.624 --> 00:33:34.543 so our unicorn can nod while we're winning. 00:33:34.626 --> 00:33:36.837 -Boom! -Because Jemmie wanted all the colors… 00:33:36.920 --> 00:33:38.255 Patrick! 00:33:38.338 --> 00:33:40.424 …we picked out a beautiful rainbow mane. 00:33:41.883 --> 00:33:44.928 And because all little girls enjoy a nice burnt-wood finish 00:33:46.388 --> 00:33:49.641 we're going to use a blowtorch to create the eyes and the hooves. 00:33:51.810 --> 00:33:52.811 And voilà! 00:33:53.937 --> 00:33:56.565 Now we gotta give our unicorn some personality. 00:33:57.107 --> 00:33:58.108 Some pretty hair, 00:34:00.318 --> 00:34:01.945 a pair of golden wings, 00:34:02.946 --> 00:34:05.157 an eye to watch over Graz. 00:34:05.907 --> 00:34:07.534 And last, but not least… 00:34:07.617 --> 00:34:09.286 And last but not least… 00:34:09.369 --> 00:34:10.579 Look away, kids. 00:34:12.664 --> 00:34:15.876 The best unicorn horn you've ever seen. 00:34:20.338 --> 00:34:23.508 Take a look at these things. Things of beauty, huh? 00:34:23.592 --> 00:34:25.886 -Pretty impressive. -Museum pieces. 00:34:25.969 --> 00:34:28.430 Jemmie's gonna love it. I hope she appreciates this. 00:34:28.513 --> 00:34:30.307 We will see you on the track tomorrow. 00:34:30.390 --> 00:34:31.725 May the best unicorn win. 00:34:32.309 --> 00:34:33.268 Friends. 00:34:43.570 --> 00:34:46.114 -Hey. Look who it is. -It's the nature boys. 00:34:46.198 --> 00:34:47.365 -Yeah. -What's up? 00:34:47.449 --> 00:34:48.366 Look at this. 00:34:48.450 --> 00:34:51.828 -Oh. That's adorable. -That's fine. My allergies aren't bad. 00:34:51.912 --> 00:34:53.622 -Thanks. -What are we doing? 00:34:53.705 --> 00:34:56.666 Today's the big day. It's time to show Jemmie a double dose of dumb. 00:34:56.750 --> 00:34:59.711 You two, inside. You two, on the gates. Let's go. 00:34:59.794 --> 00:35:01.880 Let's bring Jemmie up. Jemmie! 00:35:02.631 --> 00:35:04.090 Hi, Jimmy! 00:35:04.174 --> 00:35:06.718 I think we built something that you're really gonna like. 00:35:06.801 --> 00:35:09.471 Oh my God. I'm ready to hear this. 00:35:09.554 --> 00:35:11.973 Having a unicorn wasn't enough. You asked for… 00:35:12.057 --> 00:35:15.143 A unicorn bicycle! 00:35:15.227 --> 00:35:17.604 You didn't just ask for one. You asked for… 00:35:17.687 --> 00:35:19.189 Two! 00:35:19.272 --> 00:35:22.067 -Like the greedy little princess you are. -Yes. 00:35:22.150 --> 00:35:23.944 Have you seen a horse made of wood? 00:35:24.027 --> 00:35:26.029 -No. -Neither have I because it's stupid. 00:35:26.112 --> 00:35:27.572 -Hey. -Your horse *s. 00:35:27.656 --> 00:35:29.574 Jemmie, there was one thing you added. 00:35:29.658 --> 00:35:32.410 A unicorn farting glitter! 00:35:32.494 --> 00:35:35.163 Why… Why the obsession with glitter farts? 00:35:35.247 --> 00:35:37.249 Because it's funny. 00:35:37.332 --> 00:35:40.418 I want everyone in my show to laugh. 00:35:40.502 --> 00:35:41.503 Your show? 00:35:41.586 --> 00:35:44.130 You work for me, you clown! 00:35:47.175 --> 00:35:48.593 And then last but not least, 00:35:48.677 --> 00:35:51.179 you asked for these two ridiculous things to race one another. 00:35:51.263 --> 00:35:53.640 Race it! Race it! 00:35:53.723 --> 00:35:55.642 Who's gonna win? 00:35:55.725 --> 00:35:57.185 Can I see it now? 00:35:57.269 --> 00:35:58.395 Fine. Are you ready? 00:35:58.478 --> 00:35:59.980 Yes! 00:36:00.063 --> 00:36:02.691 Are you ready to see your two unicornacycles? 00:36:02.774 --> 00:36:03.942 Let me see. Let me see. 00:36:04.025 --> 00:36:06.778 Hours and hours of work making two of the stupidest horses, 00:36:06.861 --> 00:36:08.196 and this is all you give me? 00:36:08.280 --> 00:36:11.950 I can't wait! I can't wait! 00:36:12.033 --> 00:36:13.368 Hit it. 00:36:25.630 --> 00:36:27.257 Look at these unicorns. 00:36:27.340 --> 00:36:28.550 Oh my God! 00:36:30.260 --> 00:36:31.177 Yeah! 00:36:32.762 --> 00:36:33.805 Oh my God. Oh my God. 00:36:34.556 --> 00:36:37.517 Jemmie, I'm gonna show you the unicorn me and my team built. 00:36:37.601 --> 00:36:39.811 Okay! 00:36:40.979 --> 00:36:44.357 We named it Wingin' It because that's what we always do. We wing it. 00:36:44.441 --> 00:36:46.234 It's beautiful. 00:36:46.318 --> 00:36:48.486 Our unicorn is covered with fluffy white fur, 00:36:48.570 --> 00:36:50.780 just like a real unicorn's supposed to be. 00:36:50.864 --> 00:36:52.991 -I want to touch it. -I think we're gonna lose. 00:36:53.074 --> 00:36:55.076 And because you asked for wings, 00:36:55.160 --> 00:36:57.412 we have beautiful gold wings. 00:36:57.495 --> 00:36:59.956 -And a special treat. 00:37:00.040 --> 00:37:03.627 When this thing moves, the legs flutter like he's flying. 00:37:03.710 --> 00:37:05.879 And, Jemmie, just as you asked for, 00:37:05.962 --> 00:37:09.382 we have a big, pink fart-cannon attached to the back. 00:37:10.759 --> 00:37:11.926 It's cool! 00:37:12.010 --> 00:37:14.721 Now that I've showed you the best, I'm gonna let you see the rest. 00:37:14.804 --> 00:37:15.639 Okay. 00:37:16.848 --> 00:37:20.101 This here wooden masterpiece is named Passing Wind. 00:37:22.312 --> 00:37:23.980 We built a tandem bike. 00:37:24.064 --> 00:37:26.358 It's a bike that two people can ride at the same time. 00:37:26.441 --> 00:37:27.484 Oh my gosh! 00:37:27.567 --> 00:37:29.027 The body's made from wood. 00:37:29.110 --> 00:37:31.029 It's recycled, reclaimed, saved from the trash. 00:37:31.112 --> 00:37:32.656 Okay. 00:37:33.948 --> 00:37:34.991 Perfect reaction. 00:37:35.075 --> 00:37:36.993 I made the unicorn horn. 00:37:37.077 --> 00:37:39.788 It's made of plastic. So there's a lot of colors in them. 00:37:39.871 --> 00:37:40.705 Yeah! 00:37:40.789 --> 00:37:42.957 -The glitter fart-cannon you asked for? -Yes. 00:37:43.041 --> 00:37:45.627 We have one too, but it's twice as big. 00:37:49.255 --> 00:37:50.715 All right! All right! 00:37:50.799 --> 00:37:51.800 -The race. -Yes! 00:37:51.883 --> 00:37:54.511 Let's get these monstrosities to the starting gate! 00:37:55.095 --> 00:37:56.221 -Let's race! 00:38:01.101 --> 00:38:04.729 Welcome to the Inaugural Unicornacycle Derby! 00:38:08.191 --> 00:38:09.901 Do you know what a winner looks like? 00:38:09.984 --> 00:38:11.361 We're gonna win, right? 00:38:13.279 --> 00:38:14.698 Awesome mental attitude. 00:38:14.781 --> 00:38:17.200 I'm excited for this. 00:38:17.283 --> 00:38:18.785 -That makes one of us. 00:38:18.868 --> 00:38:21.663 All right, gentlemen, to your gates! 00:38:22.664 --> 00:38:24.290 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. 00:38:24.374 --> 00:38:27.711 It's a beautiful day at Rainbow Land and boy, do we have a race for you. 00:38:29.879 --> 00:38:33.258 Competing in today's high stakes single for long race is Wingin' It. 00:38:33.967 --> 00:38:37.595 Under the close eye of trainer Derek from Malden and owner Jimmy DiResta, 00:38:37.679 --> 00:38:41.182 and driven by seven-time National Jockey winner Graz. 00:38:41.266 --> 00:38:42.308 Any last words, Graz? 00:38:42.392 --> 00:38:44.936 It was cool to work in TV for a little bit. 00:38:45.520 --> 00:38:48.273 And competing alongside them is Passing Wind, 00:38:48.356 --> 00:38:49.315 a four-year-old mare. 00:38:49.399 --> 00:38:53.153 And special double jockey join, Pat Lap and Paul Jackman. 00:38:53.236 --> 00:38:54.988 -Friends? -Yeah. Friends. 00:38:55.071 --> 00:38:56.573 All right, Jemmie. Are you ready? 00:38:57.157 --> 00:38:58.074 Yes! 00:38:58.575 --> 00:38:59.701 On your marks. 00:39:00.535 --> 00:39:01.619 Get set. 00:39:02.912 --> 00:39:03.747 Go! 00:39:04.330 --> 00:39:05.498 And they're off! 00:39:07.333 --> 00:39:09.335 Passing Wind takes an early lead 00:39:09.419 --> 00:39:11.755 with Wingin' It trailing two lengths behind. 00:39:12.338 --> 00:39:13.673 And they're into the stretch. 00:39:15.717 --> 00:39:19.053 Passing Wind living up to its name and deploying gas early and often. 00:39:19.137 --> 00:39:20.805 -Oh! 00:39:23.725 --> 00:39:24.934 I need more power! 00:39:25.018 --> 00:39:26.436 Horsepower. 00:39:27.937 --> 00:39:32.108 Oh, releasing a tardy fart, Wingin' It is really struggling. 00:39:32.192 --> 00:39:34.235 -Come on! Go, Graz! -Graz! 00:39:34.319 --> 00:39:36.362 -Yeah! -Go! Go! Go! 00:39:36.446 --> 00:39:38.907 And Passing Wind is finishing with a bang! 00:39:40.450 --> 00:39:43.536 Sealing their triple crown victory at the unicornacycle derby. 00:39:43.620 --> 00:39:45.872 -Graz! -What happened, Graz? 00:39:45.955 --> 00:39:47.540 -Did I win? -No. 00:39:47.624 --> 00:39:49.417 I wanna test them for PEDs. 00:39:49.501 --> 00:39:51.336 Yeah! 00:39:51.419 --> 00:39:54.005 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 00:39:54.088 --> 00:39:56.216 That's what happens when friends work together. 00:39:56.299 --> 00:39:57.842 Yeah. The fart in my face, 00:39:57.926 --> 00:40:00.094 it was a little unexpected, as they usually are. 00:40:00.845 --> 00:40:03.681 It's gonna be a tough pill to swallow. But you know what? 00:40:03.765 --> 00:40:06.851 You gotta dust yourself off of sparkles and get back on the unicorn. 00:40:06.935 --> 00:40:09.896 Graz, to say I was disappointed would be an understatement. 00:40:09.979 --> 00:40:11.689 Jemmie, let me ask you an honest question. 00:40:11.773 --> 00:40:13.608 We know that this unicorn won, 00:40:13.691 --> 00:40:16.110 but which unicorn was the one you liked the most? 00:40:16.194 --> 00:40:17.987 I liked-ed the white one. 00:40:18.071 --> 00:40:20.323 So everybody goes home a winner! 00:40:20.406 --> 00:40:22.242 -We're all winners. -Just like Jackman likes. 00:40:22.325 --> 00:40:23.451 We're all winners! 00:40:23.535 --> 00:40:26.538 Jemmie, did we satisfy your twisted little dreams? 00:40:26.621 --> 00:40:28.665 Yes! You did! 00:40:28.748 --> 00:40:32.252 Thank you, thank you, thank you so, so, so much! 00:40:32.335 --> 00:40:33.962 You have fun? 00:40:34.045 --> 00:40:35.213 I did have fun. 00:40:35.296 --> 00:40:37.298 He did. He smiled once. I seen it. 00:40:37.382 --> 00:40:39.801 All right, guys. I think we did our job. 00:40:40.385 --> 00:40:42.095 Thank you, everybody! 00:40:42.595 --> 00:40:44.848 What are you still doing here? Get off my screen. 00:40:45.974 --> 00:40:48.017 I don't know what we just did, but it's over. 00:40:48.101 --> 00:40:49.435 And that's my favorite part. 00:40:50.937 --> 00:40:52.105 Clean this crap up. 00:40:56.109 --> 00:40:59.445 We have to get away fast, or Jimmy will make us clean up! 00:41:00.905 --> 00:41:04.742 Do you think we're far enough away? We need to get out of here! 00:41:08.079 --> 00:41:09.581 No!