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Here we go

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Previously,
on Some Assembly Required...

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Everyball can change
shape, size, colour, and density

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to become
any ball you want.

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Like...

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A basketball.

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-Can it be a soccer ball?
-Sure.

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Can it be
a tennis ball?

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Yup.

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Can it be
a basketball?

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Still yes.

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I also came up with a way
to sell Everyball.

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I bought Knickknack
a 30-second commercial

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to air
during the Super Bowl.

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How much did
this commercial cost?

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Every cent this company has.

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Also every dollar.

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Hey, everyone,
I've got good news.

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Wait!

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Start with the bad news.

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There is no bad news.

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Whenever there's good news,
there's always bad news.

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Like the time my mother said

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the whole family
was going on vacation,

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but I couldn't come.

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Well, that certainly
qualifies as bad news.

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My mother said
that was the good news.

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Also, the Super Bowl ad
we ran for Everyball

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was a huge success!

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It's selling so well,
I've designed a companion toy,

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Everybat.

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Everybat uses
the same technology

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to be any bat you want.

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Like a baseball bat.

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Can it be a cricket bat?

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Sure.

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Can it be a baseball bat?

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Still yes.

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Can it be
a leather-winged fruit bat?

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Aah! Help! Help!

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I'm surprised
that worked.

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I was just
trying to hit him

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with a baseball bat.

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Buckle up

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And hold on tight

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You and me
on a wild ride

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We're gonna own it
and change the game

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Together we'll make it
all the way

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Through all the ups
and all the downs, downs

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We'll always find our way
around

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So here we go
whoa-oa-oh

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Here we go
whoa-oa-oh

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Yeah, here we go
whoa-oa-oh

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You got me

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I got you

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Here we go

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Hey, Knox.

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What?
Is one of my flies undone?

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That's my energy drink.

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If I don't have
that, I...

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Mm!

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How'd you even reach this?
I put it on the top shelf.

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You're right!

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Could that mean--

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I grew? I grew!

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I'm an inch taller!

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Not necessarily.

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Maybe everything else
in the world shrunk an inch.

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Which means the majestic
inchworm is now extinct.

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No, I grew!

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I'm finally tall enough
to ride the roller coaster.

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This is the moment
I've been waiting for!

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Aah! Too fast!

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Too fast! Stop the car.
Stop the car!

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What's wrong?

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I thought you wanted
to ride the coaster.

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Aah! Get it away!
Get it away!

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Huh. I guess
he did grow an inch.

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That fruit bat
must have been attracted

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to my Tutti-Frutti
Booty Wash.

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I knew I shouldn't have
showered this month!

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Jarvis,

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we have serious issues.

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I know! But you won't agree
to go to couples' counselling,

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because as you put it,
"we're not a couple."

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I mean
the company credit card.

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It was declined.

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I had to buy this mini-skirt
with my own money.

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Why'd you use
the company credit card?

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That's not a business expense.

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I allowed it.

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But that doesn't explain
why the card was declined.

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Oh... I see how
someone could miss that.

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What? What is it?

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We're broke.

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What are you talking about?
We're doing great.

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Everyball is a huge hit.

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Right, and because of that,

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no one's buying
any of our basketballs,

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soccer *, volleyballs,

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baseballs...

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What about our basketballs?

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Still no.

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Turns out they made up
a big part of our business.

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So... we're completely
out of money?

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No. We still have $60 left
in petty cash.

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Perfect! You can pay me back
for the skirt.

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Now we're completely
out of money.

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Come on, Aster.

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You've been hiding
in there all day.

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I'm not hiding.

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I was just going
to the bathroom.

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There's nothing
to be afraid of.

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I've ridden this coaster
a thousand times...

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this morning.

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Oh! But I'm scared!

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They say that most people
who suffer from phobias

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just need a little push.

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Aah!

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Let me out. Let me out!

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Please keep your arms
in the coaster at all times.

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Aah!

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Hurray. More cleaning.

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Okay, until
the company recovers,

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we just need
to tighten our belts.

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I can't do that!
I don't have a belt.

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I mean, we have to
get rid of nonessentials.

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Way ahead of you.

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I threw away my belt.

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The company's
in financial trouble?

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This could be my big chance.

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What was that,
Mrs. Bubkes?

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...Vacuum broken.

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Great. Another expense.

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We can't even afford
to pay the bills we have.

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Well, which one
do we need to pay first?

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I don't know.

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I can't read them
in the dark.

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Let's just relax.

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A little power outage
won't hurt anyone.

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Aah!

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Wait.

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I'm not moving.

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It's over?

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It's over!
That wasn't so bad.

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Aah!

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Help!

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Could you keep it down?
I'm trying to take a nap.

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Why are you napping at work?

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Someone turned out the lights.
I figured it was naptime.

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You told me
the roller coaster was safe!

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It is.
You're fine.

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I'm the one
who's upside-down.

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That's me!

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Oh!

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There, with these candle apps,
we can see what we're doing.

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Mrs. Bubkes,
I'm not a--

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...Weigh the same.

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Why are we even
here at night

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with the power out?

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Because we need to solve
our financial problems.

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We can do that without power.

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We don't need lights.

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Forget it, Candace!

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There is no way I will ever
sell you this company.

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The choice is yours.

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Sell to me
or go out of business.

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When you're ready
to make a deal,

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you know where to find me.

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In my nightmares?

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In a candy house
in the forest?

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...Circus freak show?

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In your apartment!

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Can't believe you guys
didn't think of that one.

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Okay, Aster, I called
the fire department.

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Oh, good!

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But they said they won't come.

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What? Why not?

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There's a five-alarm fire
down at the docks.

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Apparently someone
left a candle app unattended?

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So if I want them to come,
I have to start a fire?

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No, no, no.

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We just have to make this
a bigger emergency--

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the one thing the fire
department can't ignore.

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Help!

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My cat is stuck in a tree.

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I don't think they're coming.

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Excuse me? What?

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Meow-meow, meow-meow-meow,
meow.

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I know, girl.
Don't be scared.

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Who needs power?
Or computers?

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This old typewriter
works just fine.

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W... W... W... dot...

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You called me?

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At my apartment?

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Yes! Nailed it.

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I did.

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And you considered my offer?

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I did.

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And you decided
to sell me the company?

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I did...n't.

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I'm not selling you the company.

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Though...

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I'd be open
to a partnership.

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But I keep 51%.

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That means
I'm in charge.

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I make the decisions.

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We've seen
how well that works.

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You're not ruthless enough
to run a company!

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I'm ruthless!

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There's not one single person
in my life named "Ruth."

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I need more than that.

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Tell you what, prove to me
you can truly be ruthless,

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and I'll let you keep 51%.

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How am I supposed to do that?

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By firing
someone who works here.

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Except Mrs. Bubkes.

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She needs the money

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for a singles' cruise
to Machu Picchu.

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But the people here
are my friends.

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How could I ever
choose one to fire?

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Jarvis!

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I figured out how we can
get free electricity.

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By standing on the roof

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and harnessing
the power of lightning!

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Aster!

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Aster!

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Okay, okay, I'm getting up.

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Aah!

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Okay, we're gonna get you
out of there.

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I'm gonna pull you
up to the roof.

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Are you sure
you can lift someone my size?

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I recently grew an inch!

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It'll be fine.

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Just tie the rope
around your waist!

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I think I'll go
with a double Windsor knot

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for a clean, timeless look.

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All right, it's tied!

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What's next?

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Open the restraint!

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What?
There's a plane going by!

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Open the restraint!

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I can't hear you!

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I said "open the restraint."

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Okay.

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Wait.

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Shouldn't you be on the roof,

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holding
the other end of the rope?

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Uh-oh.

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Well, I'm out of ideas.

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Aah!

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Oh, thank goodness,
my alarm clock's okay.

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You're not really going
to fire someone, are you?

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I've been torturing myself
with this decision...

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but...

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I've finally decided
who to fire.

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It's someone who serves no real
useful purpose around here.

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You're firing me?

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It's not one of you guys.

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It's me?

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But there are so many
other ways to go!

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But there are so many
other ways to go!

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It's not you either.
It's Nigel.

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Who?

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Nigel.

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He never gets
involved in anything.

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He just hangs around
in the background

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doing nothing.

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I mean, even right now,

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during maybe
the most important moment

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in Knickknack history,

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he's just back there
playing pinball.

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Nigel... you're fired!

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Now Nigel's out of a job
because you didn't die!

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I hope you're happy.

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Yeah. Kinda.

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Oh no!

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I left my fat suit downstairs!

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They'll know this perfect figure
doesn't belong to Mrs. Bubkes.

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I can't find her anywhere.

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Bubkes here!

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Wah!

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Wah!

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thanks to...

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Bouncy Pants.

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And Bouncy Blouse.

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Each sold separately.

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Good job, Mrs. Bubkes.

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Thanks to you, we don't
need Candace's money.

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She'll never
own Knickknack Toys.

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I hate my life.

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And the best part is,

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you don't have
to fire anyone.

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You can give
Nigel his job back.

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I tried,
but he turned me down.

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He got the job of his dreams...

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working at the arcade.

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Where's the coaster?

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Where's the coaster?

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It's right over there.

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Don't be afraid.

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Afraid?

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I want to ride it.

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You do?

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Yeah, hanging upside-
down for 16 hours

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then falling five stories

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into a metal trash
can was...

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exhilarating.

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Coaster, here I come!

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Not so fast.

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Sorry,
sometimes I forget

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you have trouble
processing.

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Coaster, here I come.

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No.

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I mean you're
too short to ride.

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What?

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But I grew an inch!

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A whole inch!

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I guess falling on your head
must've compressed you.

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You might even be shorter
than you were before.

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Nooooooooooo!

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I'm P. Everett Knickknack.

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The "P" stands for

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"please don't
use Knickknack equipment

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to shoot
your own commercial."

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Sorry. I thought
such a kind-hearted,

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generous man like you

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wouldn't mind.

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Oh, I'll let it go
this time.