WEBVTT 00:01:30.845 --> 00:01:31.763 Four o'clock... 00:01:32.597 --> 00:01:34.808 If I leave now, I'll make it home with time to spare. 00:01:34.808 --> 00:01:37.602 At five o'clock, there's a TV show that I cannot miss. 00:01:37.602 --> 00:01:38.228 That show is... 00:01:38.228 --> 00:01:40.897 Healthy Warriors! Specialiser! 00:01:43.233 --> 00:01:45.110 You might think that this show is for children, 00:01:45.110 --> 00:01:47.570 but all anime are among Japan's finest entertainment media. 00:01:47.570 --> 00:01:48.905 Why wouldn't I like it? 00:01:49.572 --> 00:01:52.242 Oops. That was close. I better take another route. 00:01:53.785 --> 00:01:55.954 Where the heck did Saiki go? 00:01:56.788 --> 00:01:58.957 I found a pretty cool abandoned building, 00:01:58.957 --> 00:02:01.417 and I finally finished setting up a secret base in it yesterday! 00:02:02.418 --> 00:02:05.547 I should show Saiki my secret... 00:02:05.547 --> 00:02:07.507 No, my hideout. 00:02:07.507 --> 00:02:08.508 No, thank you. 00:02:09.676 --> 00:02:11.636 I can't find Saiki. 00:02:12.137 --> 00:02:14.764 Since Saiki helped me out the other day, 00:02:14.764 --> 00:02:16.808 I wanted to invite him to the gym I go to... 00:02:17.725 --> 00:02:19.144 ...as a show of thanks. 00:02:19.978 --> 00:02:21.479 No, thank you. 00:02:21.479 --> 00:02:25.108 If you really want to thank me, you can start by leaving me alone today. 00:02:25.608 --> 00:02:27.318 I can't find Kunio Saiki... 00:02:27.318 --> 00:02:29.737 I don't really care about him, 00:02:29.737 --> 00:02:32.699 but the teacher asked me to give these papers to him. 00:02:32.782 --> 00:02:34.784 Well, it might be fun to see him flip out 00:02:34.784 --> 00:02:37.078 if I ask him out for tea or something while I'm at it. 00:02:37.078 --> 00:02:39.747 He'll know I'm no mirage for sure this time! 00:02:40.582 --> 00:02:41.583 No, thank you. 00:02:42.250 --> 00:02:43.793 Why today of all days? 00:02:43.793 --> 00:02:45.461 They're airing the last episode— 00:02:45.461 --> 00:02:47.881 Hey, pal! Let's go get some ramen! 00:02:47.881 --> 00:02:49.132 No, thank you! 00:02:52.677 --> 00:02:54.512 I can't... leave... 00:02:54.512 --> 00:02:57.432 As it stands, leaving the school is impossible. 00:02:58.516 --> 00:03:01.186 Should I just teleport home from here? 00:03:01.186 --> 00:03:02.896 No, I still need to change my shoes. 00:03:02.896 --> 00:03:05.273 Whatever. It only takes thirty minutes to get home. 00:03:05.273 --> 00:03:06.900 I'll just wait a bit longer. 00:03:06.941 --> 00:03:07.734 20 Minutes Later 00:03:08.484 --> 00:03:09.986 This isn't good. 00:03:11.487 --> 00:03:12.697 Hairo is at the school gate. 00:03:13.114 --> 00:03:14.407 I'll wait until he comes out! 00:03:15.909 --> 00:03:17.327 Kaidou is at the shoe lockers. 00:03:17.785 --> 00:03:19.829 When Saiki comes to pick up his shoes, 00:03:19.829 --> 00:03:22.290 I'll jump out and scare him! 00:03:22.832 --> 00:03:23.666 Lastly... 00:03:25.084 --> 00:03:27.170 Oh...! T-Teruhashi! 00:03:27.170 --> 00:03:29.088 Have you seen Saiki? 00:03:29.088 --> 00:03:32.258 I've been looking for him, but I don't think I can find him by myself. 00:03:32.258 --> 00:03:34.552 Then I'll help you out! 00:03:35.011 --> 00:03:37.972 Teruhashi and her happy helpers are everywhere on school premises. 00:03:37.972 --> 00:03:39.349 I'm cornered. 00:03:39.349 --> 00:03:41.809 Leaving is now much more difficult than it was before. 00:03:41.809 --> 00:03:43.519 Recording the show is out of the question. 00:03:43.519 --> 00:03:47.106 Once the show is over, spoilers start relentlessly flooding into my head. 00:03:47.106 --> 00:03:48.524 I can't believe they all died. 00:03:48.524 --> 00:03:49.817 The main character was crazy! 00:03:49.817 --> 00:03:50.818 It was so compelling! 00:03:50.818 --> 00:03:53.196 The only option I have left is... 00:03:54.113 --> 00:03:55.406 ...becoming invisible. 00:03:55.406 --> 00:03:58.493 This only turns my body transparent, so my physical form is still present. 00:03:58.493 --> 00:04:00.203 Which means I can still touch things. 00:04:00.203 --> 00:04:03.248 But this has drawbacks too. It only lasts for ten minutes. 00:04:03.248 --> 00:04:06.918 What's worse, I'll turn visible again if someone touches me. 00:04:07.794 --> 00:04:09.671 In any case, I need to be cautious. 00:04:11.172 --> 00:04:12.674 That was a good dump. 00:04:13.424 --> 00:04:15.218 I wonder where my pal is? 00:04:15.218 --> 00:04:17.387 That was almost an instant game over. 00:04:17.387 --> 00:04:21.057 But knowing Nendou's location may be a stroke of luck 00:04:21.057 --> 00:04:23.685 as he is the biggest threat to this power. 00:04:24.185 --> 00:04:25.728 Now I just need to keep my guard up... 00:04:26.354 --> 00:04:27.897 Where the hell is Saiki? 00:04:27.897 --> 00:04:29.440 Right here. 00:04:29.440 --> 00:04:33.528 I'll let my friends in front of the TV have an idea of where I am. 00:04:34.028 --> 00:04:36.739 Ah, so this is the locker Kaidou is hiding in. 00:04:39.409 --> 00:04:40.285 What's wrong? 00:04:40.285 --> 00:04:41.327 It's a poltergeist! 00:04:41.327 --> 00:04:44.038 No! It might have been an attack by Dark Reunion! 00:04:44.038 --> 00:04:46.624 - What? I don't really get what you're saying... - Dammit! What a dirty trick, Dark Reunion! I'll... 00:04:46.624 --> 00:04:48.042 Okay. Now's my chance. 00:04:48.042 --> 00:04:49.085 What's going on?! 00:04:50.086 --> 00:04:52.297 What happened? I heard a scream! 00:04:52.297 --> 00:04:54.340 It's Dark Reunion! I'm certain of it! 00:04:54.340 --> 00:04:55.883 Oh, I-I see. 00:04:55.883 --> 00:04:56.509 I see... 00:04:56.509 --> 00:04:59.012 Luckily for me, everyone is gathering in one spot. 00:04:59.012 --> 00:05:00.722 Now there's no one in my way. 00:05:00.722 --> 00:05:01.639 Sorry, guys. 00:05:01.639 --> 00:05:03.474 Are you heading home now, Saiki? 00:05:04.726 --> 00:05:05.935 I'll walk with you! 00:05:06.978 --> 00:05:07.937 You idiot! 00:05:09.105 --> 00:05:10.398 There he is! 00:05:11.357 --> 00:05:13.484 Saiki! I wanted to thank you for the other day! 00:05:13.484 --> 00:05:15.194 The teacher asked me to give these to you. 00:05:15.194 --> 00:05:16.446 I found some cool ruins! 00:05:16.446 --> 00:05:19.115 Are you free after this? 00:05:19.115 --> 00:05:19.991 What? 00:05:19.991 --> 00:05:21.409 Ah! Teruhashi! 00:05:21.409 --> 00:05:24.912 Can you see everything that's transparent?! 00:05:24.912 --> 00:05:28.249 Where are you, Saiki? 00:05:34.088 --> 00:05:35.173 Sports Day. 00:05:35.173 --> 00:05:37.216 Listen up! Today is all about one thing! 00:05:37.216 --> 00:05:38.843 Being number one! 00:05:38.843 --> 00:05:39.677 Yeah! 00:05:39.677 --> 00:05:42.388 I was planning on skipping school today, but... 00:05:42.388 --> 00:05:43.931 No! You can't miss this! 00:05:43.931 --> 00:05:46.476 I even went and bought a camcorder for this! 00:05:46.476 --> 00:05:48.353 ...I had choice but to go. 00:05:48.978 --> 00:05:50.730 Honey, just like that! Look this way! 00:05:50.730 --> 00:05:51.898 Whoops, the battery died. 00:05:51.898 --> 00:05:52.565 Oh no... 00:05:52.565 --> 00:05:53.274 Leave already! 00:05:53.274 --> 00:05:54.525 Never give up, Class 3! 00:05:54.525 --> 00:05:55.526 Yeah! 00:05:55.526 --> 00:05:57.278 Quit yelling "Yeah!" already! It's annoying! 00:05:57.278 --> 00:05:59.197 Sports Day, eh? 00:05:59.197 --> 00:06:00.156 What nonsense. 00:06:00.156 --> 00:06:02.408 - My strength is for use in combat. - Hey, we agree on something for a change. 00:06:02.408 --> 00:06:04.243 - It shouldn't be wasted on silly games. - Your headband is slipping, by the way. 00:06:04.243 --> 00:06:06.579 You're just saying that because you * at sports. 00:06:06.579 --> 00:06:09.082 - What?! - The headband looks perfect on him. 00:06:09.082 --> 00:06:13.002 Oh, it's because he has a groove on his head fit for a headband. 00:06:13.920 --> 00:06:15.171 Hey, Saiki! 00:06:15.171 --> 00:06:16.047 Oh, great... 00:06:16.047 --> 00:06:16.839 I'm counting on you! 00:06:16.839 --> 00:06:18.049 Please don't. 00:06:18.049 --> 00:06:21.344 And Nendou! You've got excellent athletic skills! 00:06:21.344 --> 00:06:22.178 I'm counting on you! 00:06:22.178 --> 00:06:23.971 Sure! You're not gonna beat me this time. 00:06:23.971 --> 00:06:25.598 He's on our team, genius. 00:06:25.598 --> 00:06:26.682 And, Kaidou! 00:06:27.225 --> 00:06:28.476 Well, just do the best you can. 00:06:28.476 --> 00:06:30.395 - What's that supposed to mean?! - And your headband is slipping. 00:06:30.395 --> 00:06:32.688 Don't worry! All that matters is that our class wins! 00:06:32.688 --> 00:06:34.148 But the competition looks fierce. 00:06:34.148 --> 00:06:34.690 Year 2, Class 1 Leader: Haruo Sugiyama Slogan: "We're gonna win!" 00:06:34.690 --> 00:06:35.691 First is Class 1. 00:06:35.691 --> 00:06:36.943 That's pronounced "one"? 00:06:36.943 --> 00:06:39.737 They're an intellectual group with a lot of test top-scorers. 00:06:39.737 --> 00:06:40.571 We're gonna win! 00:06:40.571 --> 00:06:41.406 Yeah! 00:06:41.406 --> 00:06:42.448 Then there's Class 2. 00:06:42.448 --> 00:06:43.408 - Year 2, Class 2 Leader: Yuuji Ooshima Slogan: "We'll work our hardest this year too!" - That's a two? 00:06:43.408 --> 00:06:45.993 - They're a brawny team with the most students in sports clubs. - We're gonna do it! 00:06:45.993 --> 00:06:46.828 Yeah! 00:06:46.828 --> 00:06:48.246 Furthermore, Class 4! Year 2, Class 4 Leader: Kenji Tanihara Slogan: "Bonds" 00:06:48.246 --> 00:06:49.288 The square means four? 00:06:49.288 --> 00:06:52.458 They're an intellectual group led by Tanihara, who scored highest in the midterms! 00:06:52.458 --> 00:06:54.335 Victory is ours. 00:06:54.335 --> 00:06:55.503 The second intellectual group. 00:06:55.503 --> 00:06:56.421 Lastly, Class 5! Year 2, Class 5 Leader: Ippei Matsuda Slogan: "We can't let Mr. Kitamura go home empty-handed!" 00:06:56.421 --> 00:06:57.213 So that's a five? 00:06:57.213 --> 00:07:00.716 - They're an intellectual group with an astonishing 80% glasses adoption rate! - Glasses are essential as a fashion item. 00:07:00.716 --> 00:07:02.593 You just like saying "intellectual group," don't you? 00:07:02.593 --> 00:07:05.388 The first event is the boys' 100-meter dash. 00:07:05.388 --> 00:07:07.140 Good grief. I have to run already? 00:07:07.140 --> 00:07:08.599 Kuu, go for it! 00:07:08.599 --> 00:07:09.976 I'll be saving all of it! 00:07:09.976 --> 00:07:11.269 ...On the hard drive in my heart. 00:07:11.269 --> 00:07:14.188 - Go, Saiki! Run for our victory! - Go, Saiki! 00:07:14.188 --> 00:07:16.899 - On your marks, get set... - I don't really care about winning. 00:07:16.899 --> 00:07:18.818 My goal is being average, 00:07:18.818 --> 00:07:19.902 AKA, third place. 00:07:19.902 --> 00:07:21.988 I'm in second right now. I should slow down a little. 00:07:21.988 --> 00:07:25.616 - For a simple, everyday task like running, adjusting my speed is trivial. - They've crossed the goal! 00:07:25.616 --> 00:07:28.202 - Just as planned. - Saiki, you got third? That's incredible! 00:07:28.202 --> 00:07:28.953 For real?! 00:07:28.953 --> 00:07:30.455 Why is everyone so impressed over third? 00:07:30.455 --> 00:07:33.207 Everyone else in the race is in the track and field club! 00:07:33.207 --> 00:07:34.792 And the fourth place guy specializes in sprints! 00:07:34.792 --> 00:07:37.295 - You should join the track and field club! - I wish you told me that earlier. 00:07:37.295 --> 00:07:40.673 Not bad, pal! Though I could've ran faster. 00:07:40.673 --> 00:07:41.883 Oh, next up is that guy. 00:07:41.883 --> 00:07:43.217 So Kaidou is in this race too? 00:07:43.843 --> 00:07:45.178 - I am like the wind. - On your marks... 00:07:45.178 --> 00:07:46.888 - Get set... - I'm Shun the Gale! 00:07:48.389 --> 00:07:50.558 What kind of run was that? 00:07:50.558 --> 00:07:52.143 Two of our guys got fifth place! 00:07:52.143 --> 00:07:56.439 - We have to turn things around in the next event! - The next event is the co-ed three-legged race. 00:07:56.439 --> 00:07:58.399 Oh? It's finally my turn. 00:07:58.399 --> 00:07:59.233 It's not. 00:07:59.233 --> 00:07:59.859 It's mine. 00:07:59.859 --> 00:08:02.737 - I'm competing in the next event. - Wait, who are you? 00:08:02.737 --> 00:08:04.447 My name is Sawakita. 00:08:04.447 --> 00:08:06.073 Well, my name doesn't matter. 00:08:06.073 --> 00:08:07.408 I'm only playing a supporting role. 00:08:07.408 --> 00:08:08.868 He suddenly went into his life story. 00:08:09.410 --> 00:08:11.204 My grades, my looks, everything about me... 00:08:11.204 --> 00:08:13.873 I was born average and I will die average. That's my life. 00:08:13.873 --> 00:08:17.543 But a single game of rock-paper-scissors brought light into my life. 00:08:17.919 --> 00:08:19.837 I'm running a three-legged race with Teruhashi! 00:08:19.837 --> 00:08:22.507 Just the memory of this race will keep me going! 00:08:22.507 --> 00:08:23.674 Could you be any more dramatic? 00:08:23.674 --> 00:08:25.176 Let's do our best, Sawakita. 00:08:25.176 --> 00:08:25.843 Okay! 00:08:25.843 --> 00:08:26.844 "My grades, my looks, everything about me..." 00:08:26.844 --> 00:08:28.638 "I was born average and I will die average. That's my life." 00:08:28.638 --> 00:08:30.723 "But a single game of rock-paper-scissors brought light into my life." 00:08:30.723 --> 00:08:31.891 "I'm running a three-legged race with Teruhashi!" 00:08:31.891 --> 00:08:33.601 "Just the memory of this race will keep me going!" 00:08:33.601 --> 00:08:35.186 is what I bet he's thinking. 00:08:35.186 --> 00:08:37.355 - Wow. You guessed his thoughts with complete accuracy. - Make it the memory of a lifetime! 00:08:37.605 --> 00:08:38.397 Do you have ESP? 00:08:38.397 --> 00:08:41.192 But don't be so focused on me that you can't run the race. 00:08:41.192 --> 00:08:42.360 Let's win no matter what! 00:08:42.360 --> 00:08:43.152 R-Right! 00:08:43.152 --> 00:08:45.404 I may not look it, but I hate to lose. 00:08:45.404 --> 00:08:46.697 Hey, if we win, let's celebrate... 00:08:46.697 --> 00:08:48.658 ...alone, okay? 00:08:48.699 --> 00:08:51.077 On your marks, get set... 00:08:51.118 --> 00:08:54.622 - Goal! Sawakita and Teruhashi won first place hands-down! - They were running six-legged, wow! 00:08:54.622 --> 00:08:56.499 - But he carried Teruhashi bridal style in his arms, so he needs to die! - Class 3 gains 300 points! 00:08:56.499 --> 00:08:58.793 I caught every moment of your "memory of a lifetime." 00:08:58.793 --> 00:09:00.628 - All right! Let's keep it up and make a comeback! - T-Teruhashi, um... 00:09:00.628 --> 00:09:01.754 Let's talk some other time! 00:09:01.754 --> 00:09:04.757 Ha, a scavenger hunt? Who's stuck with that? 00:09:04.757 --> 00:09:05.508 You are. 00:09:05.508 --> 00:09:06.676 Oh yeah, it was me. 00:09:06.676 --> 00:09:07.176 Come on, Nendou! 00:09:07.176 --> 00:09:09.387 - On your marks, get set... - Lose, lose, lose, lose.... 00:09:09.387 --> 00:09:11.847 - All right! - Class 3's Nendou is fast! 00:09:11.847 --> 00:09:13.307 He's first to pick up the paper! 00:09:13.307 --> 00:09:15.518 Getting there first doesn't mean much, though. 00:09:15.518 --> 00:09:19.188 - Now please go get what's written on the paper! - What? This is so easy. 00:09:19.188 --> 00:09:20.439 Oh? Looks like he knows where it is! 00:09:20.439 --> 00:09:21.399 He's coming this way! 00:09:21.399 --> 00:09:23.067 Hey, let me borrow that. 00:09:23.067 --> 00:09:23.568 This?! 00:09:23.568 --> 00:09:24.569 No, not that. 00:09:24.569 --> 00:09:25.778 This one. 00:09:29.365 --> 00:09:30.866 Saiki! 00:09:41.836 --> 00:09:43.254 Hey, Saiki! Wake up! 00:09:44.088 --> 00:09:45.673 What's going on?! What happened?! 00:09:45.673 --> 00:09:47.174 I don't know! He just suddenly fainted! 00:09:47.174 --> 00:09:49.218 Hey! Are you okay, Saiki?! 00:09:49.218 --> 00:09:51.178 Hey, we shouldn't try to move him! 00:09:52.763 --> 00:09:53.639 Saiki? 00:09:53.639 --> 00:09:54.265 Saiki! 00:09:54.265 --> 00:09:55.641 Pal... 00:09:55.641 --> 00:09:58.144 Saiki... your face... 00:09:58.894 --> 00:10:00.313 What's going on? 00:10:00.313 --> 00:10:01.647 The cause is unknown! 00:10:01.647 --> 00:10:05.568 The entire main system went down. This has never happened before! 00:10:05.568 --> 00:10:06.569 What?! 00:10:06.569 --> 00:10:08.404 Oh my God! Oh my God! 00:10:08.404 --> 00:10:09.989 That same moment, at a certain research lab. 00:10:09.989 --> 00:10:11.782 Th-This is...! 00:10:11.782 --> 00:10:13.868 Call the president! Now! 00:10:13.868 --> 00:10:14.493 That same moment, in Chakahoppaoppeke Village. 00:10:14.493 --> 00:10:16.287 Elder! What did you just say? 00:10:16.287 --> 00:10:20.666 The world will soon come to an end. 00:10:22.543 --> 00:10:24.795 Looks like he came to! 00:10:24.795 --> 00:10:26.797 You suddenly fainted when Nendou took that out, 00:10:26.797 --> 00:10:27.798 so I tried putting back. 00:10:27.798 --> 00:10:29.342 He pulled it out?! 00:10:30.217 --> 00:10:30.801 What is it?! 00:10:30.801 --> 00:10:33.304 Well, it looks like smacking it did the trick. 00:10:33.304 --> 00:10:34.055 You hit it? 00:10:34.055 --> 00:10:35.848 Huh? The graph is now normal. 00:10:35.848 --> 00:10:37.808 Director! We got the president on the phone! 00:10:37.808 --> 00:10:40.019 Sorry! False alarm. 00:10:40.019 --> 00:10:41.187 What?! 00:10:41.854 --> 00:10:44.398 That was close. Since it was only removed for an instant, 00:10:44.398 --> 00:10:46.025 we avoided the worst-case scenario. 00:10:46.025 --> 00:10:47.652 Hey, you okay, pal? 00:10:47.652 --> 00:10:49.945 But to think Nendou pulled it out... 00:10:49.945 --> 00:10:51.697 - He really is dangerous. - Everyone other than Nendou has crossed the finish line! 00:10:51.697 --> 00:10:54.784 - I must eliminate him. - As Nendou failed to get the item, he is in last place. 00:10:54.784 --> 00:10:56.702 Aw, I lost. 00:10:56.702 --> 00:10:57.620 But oh well! 00:10:57.620 --> 00:11:00.665 Who cares about Sports Day when my pal is in trouble, right? 00:11:00.665 --> 00:11:01.832 Sorry, guys. 00:11:01.832 --> 00:11:03.626 What do you think you're doing, Nendou?! 00:11:03.918 --> 00:11:06.545 This concludes the morning events. 00:11:06.545 --> 00:11:08.964 - The illusionist Mr. Chouno will be performing during lunch! - Well, pal, let's have lunch. 00:11:08.964 --> 00:11:10.007 Where did Saiki go? 00:11:10.007 --> 00:11:12.551 - Please enjoy the magic show! - Hey, Saiki! 00:11:12.551 --> 00:11:14.303 - Pal! - Amazing! 00:11:17.223 --> 00:11:20.476 This isn't good. I'm losing control of my strength. 00:11:20.476 --> 00:11:22.478 Even if only for an instant, it was still removed. 00:11:22.937 --> 00:11:25.856 What I have on the left side of my head is a regulation device. 00:11:25.856 --> 00:11:28.109 I've had psychic powers since birth, 00:11:28.109 --> 00:11:31.153 and those powers grew rapidly as I got older. 00:11:31.153 --> 00:11:34.532 Around 5th grade, I could easily lift a high-rise condo. 00:11:34.532 --> 00:11:36.992 I probably could've destroyed the moon without difficulty. 00:11:36.992 --> 00:11:40.871 But I gradually lost control of my powers. 00:11:41.288 --> 00:11:44.583 Blowing up my house in my sleep is like a best-case scenario. 00:11:44.583 --> 00:11:50.047 What's most dangerous are my mind control powers, which can change the world with a simple thought. 00:11:50.047 --> 00:11:51.757 Explosions would be mere spilt milk. 00:11:51.757 --> 00:11:54.719 That's why I attached this device to my head to control my powers. 00:11:56.178 --> 00:11:59.682 But it's only restraining my powers. It can't stop their growth. 00:11:59.682 --> 00:12:01.142 Once the device is removed, 00:12:01.142 --> 00:12:04.353 even I don't know what my unchecked powers would do. 00:12:05.062 --> 00:12:06.564 I can't direct my strength at all. 00:12:07.022 --> 00:12:10.109 It's too risky for me to continue participating in Sports Day like this. 00:12:10.109 --> 00:12:11.444 I'll have to go home early. 00:12:11.444 --> 00:12:14.697 - Pal! Where are you? - Not good. I better leave now. 00:12:14.697 --> 00:12:15.489 Teleportation! 00:12:15.489 --> 00:12:16.866 Pal! 00:12:16.866 --> 00:12:18.367 There you are. What are you doing? 00:12:18.367 --> 00:12:20.828 It's no use. I can't use my powers as I want. 00:12:20.828 --> 00:12:24.165 Are you still feeling sick? Maybe you should go home early. 00:12:24.165 --> 00:12:26.083 I never thought he'd suggest that. 00:12:26.083 --> 00:12:27.251 Are you okay, Saiki? 00:12:27.251 --> 00:12:28.294 Can you go home by yourself? 00:12:28.294 --> 00:12:29.587 You okay, Saiki? 00:12:29.587 --> 00:12:31.255 - Don't push yourself. - Don't worry about us! 00:12:31.255 --> 00:12:33.674 We'll cover for you! 00:12:33.674 --> 00:12:34.592 Yeah, leave it to us! 00:12:34.592 --> 00:12:35.843 - We're gonna win for sure! - These guys... 00:12:36.427 --> 00:12:38.053 We're gonna do our best for Saiki! 00:12:38.053 --> 00:12:38.804 Yeah! 00:12:38.804 --> 00:12:40.514 We're gonna bring home the trophy for Saiki! 00:12:40.514 --> 00:12:41.807 - It's really hard to leave now. - Yeah! 00:12:41.807 --> 00:12:44.143 Thank you very much, Mr. Chouno! 00:12:44.143 --> 00:12:45.978 No one was watching our show. 00:12:45.978 --> 00:12:49.899 - We got full of ourselves over one TV appearance. - The first afternoon event is tug of war. 00:12:49.899 --> 00:12:51.442 It's team battles now! 00:12:51.442 --> 00:12:52.777 First up is tug of war! 00:12:52.777 --> 00:12:55.738 - We're at the bottom now, but there's still a chance to make a comeback! - Wait, was he in any of the individual events? 00:12:55.738 --> 00:12:57.323 Class 3! Fight! 00:12:58.157 --> 00:13:00.409 Pull, pull! Clench your teeth! 00:13:00.409 --> 00:13:03.829 Give it all you've got! You can do it! You can do it! 00:13:03.829 --> 00:13:04.789 Stop talking and pull. 00:13:04.789 --> 00:13:09.126 Good grief. PE is already a subject I have trouble with when I'm at 100%. 00:13:10.878 --> 00:13:12.713 Huh? It suddenly went slack. 00:13:12.713 --> 00:13:13.506 This is bad. 00:13:13.506 --> 00:13:15.174 What? Now it got way stronger?! 00:13:15.174 --> 00:13:17.176 Why does this thing tear so easily? 00:13:17.176 --> 00:13:19.094 What now? Everyone's going to get suspicious. 00:13:19.094 --> 00:13:21.388 I need to mend the rope somehow. 00:13:21.388 --> 00:13:23.933 Crap. My gloves got torn by the friction. 00:13:23.933 --> 00:13:26.602 I don't know what will happen if I use my psychometry in this state. 00:13:31.148 --> 00:13:33.275 Er... C-Class 3 wins. 00:13:33.275 --> 00:13:34.944 All right, we won! 00:13:36.445 --> 00:13:38.447 Maybe I should just go home. 00:13:38.447 --> 00:13:41.408 - There's a monster in Class 3! - God, I hate Sports Day. 00:13:46.872 --> 00:13:48.415 Class 3 is crazy! 00:13:48.415 --> 00:13:50.918 Behold the power of Class 3! 00:13:50.918 --> 00:13:53.087 To think a match against humans would excite me so... 00:13:53.087 --> 00:13:54.505 Did you guys have lunch? 00:13:54.505 --> 00:13:56.882 The rope is severed where I was holding it! Did I do this?! 00:13:56.882 --> 00:13:58.384 Hey, look at their faces... 00:13:58.384 --> 00:13:59.176 Are they really...? 00:13:59.176 --> 00:14:01.262 It's a good thing my teammates aren't too bright. 00:14:01.262 --> 00:14:03.013 Here are the results of the tug of war! 00:14:03.013 --> 00:14:04.473 First place goes to Class 2, and second to Class 3! 00:14:04.473 --> 00:14:06.725 - And we were off to such a great start! - Two more events left. 00:14:06.725 --> 00:14:08.477 Class 3 isn't doing so hot, huh? 00:14:08.477 --> 00:14:10.938 Looks like Class 2 might win, huh? 00:14:10.938 --> 00:14:12.106 So? I couldn't care less. 00:14:12.106 --> 00:14:14.275 Hey, look, we're in first right now! Bam! 00:14:14.275 --> 00:14:15.192 Seriously, I don't care. 00:14:15.192 --> 00:14:18.195 - Hey, don't rub up against me like that! - Well, I suppose I did get last place in the three-legged race. 00:14:18.195 --> 00:14:20.447 - I can't believe you're bragging about that. - You're creeping me out! 00:14:20.447 --> 00:14:22.366 Don't hold a grudge if our class wins, okay? 00:14:22.366 --> 00:14:24.618 No, I really don't care who wins, or about you for that matter. 00:14:24.618 --> 00:14:26.662 Sorry, but Class 3 is going to win! 00:14:26.662 --> 00:14:29.164 If we lose, I'll get a buzz cut! 00:14:29.164 --> 00:14:30.332 Really now? 00:14:30.332 --> 00:14:32.334 This just shows how determined I am! 00:14:32.334 --> 00:14:32.918 Hey, now... 00:14:32.918 --> 00:14:34.128 If Hairo's gonna do it, 00:14:34.128 --> 00:14:36.255 - then we'll get buzz cuts too! - Wait a minute. 00:14:36.255 --> 00:14:39.300 Count me in too. Of course, there's no chance of me losing. 00:14:39.300 --> 00:14:41.051 How are you so confident? 00:14:41.051 --> 00:14:42.845 Then I'll get a buzz cut too. 00:14:42.845 --> 00:14:45.014 It wouldn't be a penalty in your case! 00:14:45.014 --> 00:14:47.016 - That's right! Our hearts are one! - Wait, don't tell me they're gonna... 00:14:47.016 --> 00:14:50.269 If we lose, every guy in Class 3 will get a buzz cut! 00:14:50.269 --> 00:14:51.186 Yeah! 00:14:51.186 --> 00:14:52.396 Yup, figures. 00:14:52.396 --> 00:14:55.983 - The next event is the interclass beanbag toss! - If we want to turn things around, it has to be now. 00:14:55.983 --> 00:14:57.818 We'll turn things around with the beanbag toss! 00:14:57.818 --> 00:14:59.987 - Yeah! - All the classes have started! 00:14:59.987 --> 00:15:03.365 - Whoosh! Yeah! Whoosh! Yeah! - What are you doing? Don't pick them up one at a time! 00:15:04.909 --> 00:15:06.577 Your throws aren't getting anywhere, idiot! 00:15:08.370 --> 00:15:11.123 I'll stop the beanbags right above the basket and drop them in... 00:15:11.123 --> 00:15:12.750 Hey, don't call this cheating. 00:15:12.750 --> 00:15:15.753 There's nothing in the rules against using psychic powers. 00:15:16.295 --> 00:15:18.297 Please cease throwing now. 00:15:18.714 --> 00:15:20.841 Class 1, 33 beanbags! 00:15:20.841 --> 00:15:22.968 - Class 2, 28 beanbags! - We're still leading in total points! 00:15:22.968 --> 00:15:25.346 - Class 3, 83 beanbags! - Whoa! We got double everyone else's! 00:15:25.346 --> 00:15:26.764 - Did I over do it? - And Class 4... 00:15:26.764 --> 00:15:27.306 100! 00:15:29.058 --> 00:15:31.352 We just used our heads. Look. 00:15:31.352 --> 00:15:32.811 What's with that big bag?! 00:15:32.811 --> 00:15:36.148 Everyone in Class 4 gathered all the beanbags in a bag and sealed it. 00:15:36.148 --> 00:15:37.358 You know the rest, right? 00:15:37.358 --> 00:15:39.902 We threw in one hundred beanbags in a single toss. 00:15:40.694 --> 00:15:41.278 No...! 00:15:41.278 --> 00:15:43.238 Why are you all depressed? They were clearly cheat— 00:15:43.238 --> 00:15:45.658 Hey, don't call this cheating. 00:15:45.658 --> 00:15:48.285 There's nothing in the rules against using a big bag. 00:15:48.285 --> 00:15:49.703 That was a clear oversight. 00:15:50.454 --> 00:15:53.540 But there's still the last event, the interclass relay. 00:15:53.540 --> 00:15:54.833 First place gets 500 points. 00:15:54.833 --> 00:15:58.087 We can win if we get first and Class 4 gets last! 00:15:58.087 --> 00:16:00.255 Saiki! I want you to be the anchor leg! 00:16:00.255 --> 00:16:01.715 Refusing looks like a pain. 00:16:01.715 --> 00:16:05.302 Well, I just have to finish in the same place I started in. 00:16:05.302 --> 00:16:06.762 On your marks, get set... 00:16:06.762 --> 00:16:08.597 Go, Kaidou! 00:16:08.597 --> 00:16:10.224 I'm definitely not going to be last! 00:16:10.224 --> 00:16:11.976 Already in a distant last place, 00:16:11.976 --> 00:16:13.894 Class 3 has just passed on their baton! 00:16:13.894 --> 00:16:14.436 Sorry! 00:16:15.104 --> 00:16:16.313 We're already in last? 00:16:16.313 --> 00:16:18.399 But you can leave the rest to me, Kaidou! 00:16:18.399 --> 00:16:20.859 Once again, Class 3 was the last one to pass the baton. 00:16:22.027 --> 00:16:23.988 Nendou from Class 3 is fast! Very fast! 00:16:23.988 --> 00:16:26.115 He went straight from last place to first! Amazing! 00:16:26.115 --> 00:16:28.158 The way he runs is disturbing, though. 00:16:28.993 --> 00:16:31.996 Class 3's next runner is Teruhashi, the running goddess! 00:16:31.996 --> 00:16:34.373 That's right. I can run fast too. 00:16:34.373 --> 00:16:36.667 After all, I'm a perfect beautiful girl. 00:16:36.667 --> 00:16:39.253 - The view of Teruhashi from behind is amazing! - Class 3 maintained their lead, 00:16:39.253 --> 00:16:42.423 - If I beat you, let me have another chance! - and finally passed the baton to Hairo, the runner before their anchor leg, Saiki. 00:16:42.423 --> 00:16:43.632 Great work, everyone! 00:16:43.632 --> 00:16:45.384 I'll keep us in the lead all the way to Saiki! 00:16:46.635 --> 00:16:48.345 - Hairo! What are you doing?! - This isn't the time for your antics! 00:16:48.345 --> 00:16:49.555 Always with his *. 00:16:50.055 --> 00:16:52.016 I'm finishing in the same position I start. 00:16:52.016 --> 00:16:53.225 Which would be last place. 00:16:53.225 --> 00:16:54.685 Yes, we can win this! 00:16:54.685 --> 00:16:57.563 Tripping someone isn't cheating either, if no one notices. 00:16:57.563 --> 00:16:59.023 Now, that changes everything. 00:16:59.440 --> 00:17:00.441 Too bad for you. 00:17:00.441 --> 00:17:01.525 Saiki, sorry! 00:17:02.192 --> 00:17:04.486 You're the one who started this. 00:17:08.282 --> 00:17:09.074 Payback time. 00:17:09.074 --> 00:17:09.700 What's with that guy?! 00:17:09.700 --> 00:17:10.701 - Someone fell! - He's insanely fast! 00:17:10.701 --> 00:17:12.745 - Class 3 has bolted from last to first! - Whoa, incredible! 00:17:12.745 --> 00:17:13.871 - Go, Saiki! - Class 4 has fallen down! 00:17:13.871 --> 00:17:17.291 Oh well. On the plus side, at least I can avoid getting a buzz c... 00:17:20.836 --> 00:17:23.714 Oh, right. my body isn't responding well to me right now. 00:17:24.965 --> 00:17:27.134 The morning after Sports Day... 00:17:27.134 --> 00:17:29.261 My name is Kusuo Saiki. I'm a psychic. 00:17:29.261 --> 00:17:30.429 Good morning, Saiki! 00:17:30.429 --> 00:17:31.638 Here's the reason for my haircut. 00:17:31.638 --> 00:17:33.974 - Hey, Saiki. I had a really weird dream this morning. - Wow, you went all out. 00:17:33.974 --> 00:17:36.018 What's with your head? It looks really funny. 00:17:36.018 --> 00:17:37.269 Hey, that's not fair! 00:17:37.269 --> 00:17:38.270 - Morning, everyone! 00:17:38.270 --> 00:17:39.521 Where are your buzz cuts? 00:17:39.521 --> 00:17:41.732 We only had to do that if we lost to Class 2, right? 00:17:41.732 --> 00:17:43.275 We beat them. 00:17:55.829 --> 00:17:56.955 Listen up, everyone! 00:17:56.955 --> 00:17:58.540 There's an evacuation drill today! 00:17:58.540 --> 00:17:59.958 Evacuation drill, huh? 00:17:59.958 --> 00:18:01.752 Ha! I'll be fine. I don't need to rehearse. 00:18:01.752 --> 00:18:05.089 Nendou, you shouldn't take the drill so lightly. 00:18:05.089 --> 00:18:06.423 Take this, for example! 00:18:06.423 --> 00:18:08.425 You're surrounded by hot flames. 00:18:08.425 --> 00:18:09.885 The smoke makes it hard to see. 00:18:09.885 --> 00:18:10.886 You can't breathe! 00:18:10.886 --> 00:18:13.806 Now, what're you going to do in such a hot and hostile situation? 00:18:13.806 --> 00:18:17.309 Can you make a levelheaded decision in such a state?! 00:18:17.309 --> 00:18:19.269 Planning ahead will always pay off! 00:18:19.269 --> 00:18:21.105 With you around, we don't even need a fire. 00:18:21.105 --> 00:18:22.940 Anyway, when the fire alarm goes off, 00:18:22.940 --> 00:18:25.109 follow your instructions and evacuate to the schoolyard. 00:18:25.109 --> 00:18:26.568 Okay! 00:18:26.568 --> 00:18:29.655 This is a mnemonic for the key points to consider during an evacuation. 00:18:29.655 --> 00:18:30.739 SOS? 00:18:30.739 --> 00:18:33.450 If I remember correctly, it stands for "Slow, Orderly, Silent." 00:18:33.450 --> 00:18:34.493 I haven't heard it in a while. 00:18:34.493 --> 00:18:35.661 Oh, I get it! 00:18:37.454 --> 00:18:39.248 Simple is best. 00:18:39.248 --> 00:18:41.041 Well, yes, that's the idea... 00:18:41.041 --> 00:18:43.919 Then it must be, "Someone! Over here! Save me!" 00:18:43.919 --> 00:18:44.920 Do it yourself. 00:18:46.255 --> 00:18:48.382 You're as dull-witted as ever. 00:18:48.382 --> 00:18:50.843 What?! Do you know what it is then?! 00:18:50.843 --> 00:18:51.635 Well, obviously. 00:18:55.806 --> 00:18:57.349 Just kidding. 00:18:57.349 --> 00:18:59.685 It stands for "Slow, Orderly, Silent," right? 00:18:59.685 --> 00:19:01.395 Yes, that's it. 00:19:01.395 --> 00:19:04.815 So everyone, remember SOS when you're participating in the drill! 00:19:04.815 --> 00:19:08.735 - A fire has broken out in the first floor science room. Please evacuate! - The sound of the fire alarm makes me panic. 00:19:08.735 --> 00:19:10.696 This is important. We should listen closely. 00:19:16.451 --> 00:19:17.619 Where's my hood? 00:19:17.619 --> 00:19:18.245 Here it is. 00:19:18.245 --> 00:19:18.996 Do we put them on now? 00:19:18.996 --> 00:19:21.874 - Oh crap, I lost my hood. - What?! 00:19:25.335 --> 00:19:26.420 You're exaggerating. 00:19:26.420 --> 00:19:28.755 Oh no, I can't find my fire hood either. 00:19:28.755 --> 00:19:30.090 You too, Teruhashi?! 00:19:30.674 --> 00:19:31.675 Use this! 00:19:31.675 --> 00:19:32.467 You can use mine too! 00:19:32.467 --> 00:19:34.219 But if I borrow yours, you guys will... 00:19:34.219 --> 00:19:36.096 She's right! What are you guys going to do? 00:19:39.975 --> 00:19:41.518 I-I see. 00:19:44.980 --> 00:19:46.732 Okay, time to start evacuating! 00:19:46.732 --> 00:19:48.442 Shit, I left my phone in the room. 00:19:51.778 --> 00:19:53.238 - Sorry, I forgot my phone. - You're trying too hard. 00:19:53.238 --> 00:19:56.074 I feel like I'm hearing SOS in almost everything now. 00:19:59.203 --> 00:20:00.454 See? What did I tell you? 00:20:02.206 --> 00:20:03.916 H-Hey, Chiyo... 00:20:04.374 --> 00:20:05.542 No, w-wait! 00:20:09.630 --> 00:20:11.632 They're even doing it on stuff unrelated to the drill. 00:20:15.677 --> 00:20:16.762 Is this some game? 00:20:16.762 --> 00:20:18.513 All right, we're almost there! 00:20:18.513 --> 00:20:19.264 What?! 00:20:27.022 --> 00:20:27.940 What? No way. 00:20:27.940 --> 00:20:29.483 We're stuck in here like this. 00:20:29.483 --> 00:20:31.193 I wonder if the shutter was closed by mistake. 00:20:31.193 --> 00:20:34.029 No, the route was closed on purpose. 00:20:34.029 --> 00:20:36.615 The science room is right in the middle of this route. 00:20:36.615 --> 00:20:39.034 Try to recall the announcement from earlier. 00:20:39.034 --> 00:20:41.119 A fire has broken out in the first floor science room. 00:20:41.119 --> 00:20:42.621 The science room is the site of the fire. 00:20:42.621 --> 00:20:44.831 If this weren't a drill, the hallway would be impassable. 00:20:44.831 --> 00:20:48.627 In other words, we're being tested to see if we listened to the announcement, 00:20:48.627 --> 00:20:51.004 and will correctly choose to exit via the back entrance. 00:20:54.549 --> 00:20:55.384 A solution? 00:20:55.384 --> 00:20:57.469 I see. I now understand the point of the shutter! 00:20:58.679 --> 00:21:00.472 Good grief. He finally figured it out. 00:21:00.472 --> 00:21:03.934 We're being tested! This is an obstacle! 00:21:03.934 --> 00:21:07.646 During a fire, Sometimes Obstacles Stand in your way! 00:21:07.646 --> 00:21:10.274 Which means, we must break through this barrier to move forward! 00:21:10.274 --> 00:21:11.900 This is a fire drill, not some fighting game. 00:21:11.900 --> 00:21:14.152 All right then! Let's bust that shutter! 00:21:14.152 --> 00:21:15.153 Yeah! 00:21:15.153 --> 00:21:16.655 Everyone together now! 00:21:16.655 --> 00:21:18.865 In a real fire, they'd be the first ones to go. 00:21:19.408 --> 00:21:23.203 So, you wrenched open the shutter and escaped through the front entrance? 00:21:23.203 --> 00:21:23.829 I see... 00:21:23.829 --> 00:21:25.914 Who would break a shutter?! 00:21:25.914 --> 00:21:28.083 We just installed it! 00:21:31.295 --> 00:21:32.421 We're sorry! 00:21:32.421 --> 00:21:34.172 Good grief. This is why I told them. 00:21:34.172 --> 00:21:35.757 No, you didn't. Oh, I guess not directly. 00:21:35.757 --> 00:21:39.261 Well, this school doesn't need an evacuation drill to begin with. 00:21:39.761 --> 00:21:41.054 That's because... 00:21:41.054 --> 00:21:42.764 Ugh... Life *s. 00:21:52.649 --> 00:21:55.110 You're all getting buzz cuts as punishment! 00:23:24.991 --> 00:23:26.660 I've been talking this whole time. 00:23:26.660 --> 00:23:30.872 That is, I've been sending my words directly to people's minds with telepathy. 00:23:30.872 --> 00:23:33.583 But the end result is the same as if I were speaking. 00:23:33.583 --> 00:23:36.211 Next time on The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. the anime... 00:23:36.211 --> 00:23:39.506 One cup of coffee jelly for 2,950 yen?