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Well, today is the big day.

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Oh, a little nip and tuck?

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-Finally getting in shape?
-Getting even with your barber?

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If you're trying to hurt
my feelings, it's working.

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A major viewing
of the new principal.

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Finally, gonna upgrade
from substitute science teacher

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to full-time.

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Whoa, do we have a say in this?

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Yeah. I think I speak
for the entire school

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when I say that two days
of you a month is plenty.

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Well, too bad,
because I really want this,

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since I can't be Kraniac anymore

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and I can't use
my superior intelligence

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for its intended purpose.

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Or failing students
and rubbing it in their faces.

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No. Inspiring the youth
of tomorrow.

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Wow, I didn't see
that one coming.

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By showing them
how smart a human can be.

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Don't you have enough toys

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in your lair
to keep your mind busy?

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No. But I did just complete
my latest project.

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Check it out.

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If anyone ever
discovers our villain secret,

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this is going
to come in real handy.

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This is memory erase gas.

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I'd like to erase my memory
when you have gas.

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Yeah. That's the last time

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I ever shape-shift
into a couch cushion.

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When inhaled,
this will temporarily

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erase every memory
in a person's head,

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which will give us
a head start out of town

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before anyone can report us.

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I also created a dizzy gas,
a sleeping gas, and a truth gas,

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all part of the clever gas
collection by Vic.

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I'm sorry.
Are you trying to protect us

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or sell holiday gift sets
at the mall?

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Well, I'm gonna put
these away and head out.

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I wanna get
to the teacher's lounge

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before Ms. Billford
snags the last bagel.

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I swear that woman
could sniff out

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a pumpernickel
from two towns over.

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I wish I had his confidence
at my new job.

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I thought you liked working
at The Round-Up taco truck.

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I do. But the manager wants me

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to work on
my customer service.

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I'm sorry but if you want
your food fast,

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I ain't going
to order it for you.

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Oh, and to make matters worse,

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there's a mystery shopper
showing up today.

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What's a mystery shopper?

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A picky customer who comes in
and evaluates our service,

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and reports back to management.

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The mystery is you don't know
who they are.

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So basically a tattletale
who gets paid?

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- Exactly.
- AMY:

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I struck out at the job fair.

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I lasted a day
at the pizza place.

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I cannot lose another job.

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If I just make it
through the second day,

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I know it'll stick.

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Well, Mom, guess what?

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-Hmm?
-I got a work study job

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at The Round-Up,
and I start today,

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so I can help you with your
customer service skills.

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Jakey, well, that's great.

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Oh, now, when I get mad

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and throw guacamole at someone,

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I will just blame it on you.

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There you are.

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We're gonna be late.

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For what? We still have an hour
before school starts.

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You know how I've been
trying to get tickets

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for this weekend's
sold-out Fuchsia concert?

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What the heck is a Fuchsia?

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You know that music I play
to drown out

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the sound of your voice?
That's her.

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Anyway, I heard they're doing
a last-minute drop

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of tickets down at the arena.

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If we go down there fast,
we might get some.

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Now? But we'll be late
for school.

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Oh, but I do wanna see Fuchsia.

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But if we're late,
I'll get detention.

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She never comes to Texas.

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Oh, but if I get detention,

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then it'll break my streak
of never getting detention...

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How about we just go do this

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and make all the voices
in your head happy.

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We got the tickets.

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We got the tickets.

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Oh, I can't believe we beat out
all those people in line.

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Yeah. No, once I hip checked
that first guy,

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the rest just fell
like dominoes.

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I've never been so alive.

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Wait. Where is everyone?

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Oh, no.
We're four minutes late.

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This is what I get
for losing myself

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in a moment
of joyous enthusiasm.

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Hartley, I'm a pro
at sneaking in.

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Trust me, no one's gonna
know we're late.

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COLBY: No one except me.

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You're not the only pro
at sneaking in late.

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I do it all the time.

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And it's a lot easier now
that I can turn invisible,

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since, you know, chosen one.

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Wait. You go to the school?

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Yeah. I'm a freshman.

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I just missed a couple months

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when I was stuck
in my shape-shifting loop.

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But I haven't seen you
here since then.

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Yeah, 'cause now
I'm in a school skipping loop.

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But that's on purpose. See you.

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Busted!

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Mr. Tennyson?

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That's Principal Tennyson
to you.

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Wait. You're our new principal?

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I was just promoted

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from vice principal
at East Valley View.

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This is the culmination
of a 20-year career

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in school administration,

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but, sure, act surprised.

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And I run a tight ship.
That's right.

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There's a new sheriff in town.

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That was a lot of metaphors.

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And that's a lot of lip

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from two girls
who just got detention.

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What? No.

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I never get detention.

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Can't you let it slide?

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Let me be clear.

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I know you all think of me
as your fun-loving

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and "down with the teens"
neighbor.

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Oh, I wouldn't say that.

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But within these walls,
make no mistake about it,

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I am not your princi-pal.

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Huh?

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See what I did there?

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If not, I'll break it down
for you in detention.

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Great.

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I'm officially a perp.

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Big deal.
You got your first detention.

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It's not like you actually
have to go or anything.

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-Of course, you have to go.
-Really?

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Oh, well, that explains why
they've been giving me detention

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for not going to detention.

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Hey, you two should be in class,

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unless you popped out
to wish me luck on my interview,

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which I don't need, because
scientifically luck isn't real,

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which you'd know if you were
as smart as me.

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Can't wait to meet
the new principal.

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He's gonna love me.

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Well, if it isn't, Mr. Madden.

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-Please tell me that isn't--
-Oh, it is.

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Oh, you want me
to refill your drink?

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You haven't finished
this one yet.

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Fine. One refill coming up.

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Hmm.

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Mom, that's salsa.

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I like to call this one
the ghost pepper spritz.

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Sorry.

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She's not good
with, uh... people.

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I'll bring a new one.

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What are you doing?

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The mystery shopper
could be here any minute.

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You have to be
in your best behavior.

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Now, what's another way
you could've handled that?

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-Dump the salsa on his head?
-No.

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- Dumb the soda on his head?
- No.

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Dump the hot nacho cheese
on his head?

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You can't dump anything
on anyone's head.

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-I thought you wanted this job?
-I do.

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Then you need to control
your villain instincts.

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The trick is to pretend

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that you like the customers
even if you hate them.

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Oh, so swallow my feelings here,
take it out on my family later?

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Something like that.
Just make sure I'm not home.

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Oh, thank you.

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Here is your order, sir.
Have a taco-tastic day.

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You did it.

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You told him
to have a taco-tastic day

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and I can tell
you didn't mean it at all.

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Oh, maybe I can do this.

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Oh, look, a new customer
just sat down.

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See if you can keep it going.

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Oh, uh-hmm, no problem.

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-Welcome to The Round-Up.
-About time.

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Celia, hi.
What brings you here?

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-Do you sell tacos?
-Yes.

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Then, you solved the riddle.

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Yay.

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Uh, what can I get you?

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I'll have the taco
but can you crumble up the shell

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and sprinkle it on top
of some lettuce?

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-So you want a taco salad?
-Did I order a taco salad?

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It certainly
sounded like you did.

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Are you saying
I'm ordering wrong?

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Because Celia is always right.

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Isn't it the customer
is always right?

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Not today.

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Hey. I'm sorry about
getting us detention

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this morning, but...

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I think I found a way
to make things right.

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Colby, that's your cue.

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Sorry.

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I have so many powers now
I forgot which one I was using.

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You wouldn't get it.
Chosen one problems.

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I had Colby use his invisibility
to duck out of last period

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and go grab the gases
my dad made.

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Anything for my sister.

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You are paying me
in video games, right?

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-Yes.
-Anything for my sister.

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This stuff temporarily
wipes someone's memory.

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One whiff and Tennyson

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will forget he even
gave you detention.

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But if it's only temporary,

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then he'll remember
when it wears off.

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Well, I can't think
of everything, Hartley.

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I just came up

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with the perfect way
to win over Principal Tennyson.

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Hey, why are your hands
behind your back?

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Oh, I love this game.
I choose that one.

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-Who are you?
-Oh, no.

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All right, Mr. Madden.
Time for your interview.

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We could do it right here.

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I just lavender bombed my office

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to get rid
of the old principal's BO.

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It's like it clung to the walls.

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-Mr. Madden.
-You better find Mr. Madden.

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This sounds important.

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Uh, Mr. Madden, the interview.
You're a science teacher.

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Did you forget the formula
for being on time?

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How long will it take
for that stuff to wear off?

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I don't know.
Dad, how long does it take?

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-Who are you calling Dad?
-It's gonna take a while.

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Tick tock. These questions
aren't gonna answer themselves.

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It takes two to interview.

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Colby, you have
to shape-shift into Dad

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and do the interview
with Principal Tennyson.

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I don't know
how to be a teacher.

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I barely know
how to be a student.

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Look, you're a lot smarter
than Dad is right now.

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Come on, Colby. Help me out.

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Fine. But you owe me
a new gaming console.

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Whatever. Just do it.

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What is taking so long?

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Hartley, you gotta help me.

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Why are you roping me into this?

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Because getting this job
means a lot to my dad

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and I don't wanna be
the reason he loses it.

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Fine. I'll help.

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Great. Throw him
in the janitor's closet.

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Why?

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Um...
because you're the janitor!

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Wait. I'm a dad and a janitor?
Where do I find the time?

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All right, Mr. Madden.

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That's me. Boom. Nailed it.

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Okay.

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Why do you think you'll be
a good fulltime teacher?

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A lot of reasons.

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Oh, I have to say them?

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No. We can play hangman
and I'll guess them.

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Cool. I'll go sharpen my pencil.

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You're gonna need
to sharpen more than a pencil.

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I'm trying to be nice,

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but see her keep
sending her orders back?

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She's as demanding as that baby

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that used to beg me
for bedtime snuggles.

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Yeah. Colby was annoying.

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I was talking about you.

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Wait. If Celia's being picky,
specific, and demanding,

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she must be the mystery shopper.

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Oh, you're right. What do I do?

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It's just Celia.
You can totally handle her.

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She's practically family.

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Okay. And she does
have a key, eats our food,

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and sometimes
sleeps in our beds.

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Oh, she's either family
or Goldilocks.

00:12:09.191 --> 00:12:11.360
So how does it all taste, Cels?

00:12:11.443 --> 00:12:14.946
-Yeah. Third time's the charm.
-It's actually the fifth time.

00:12:16.573 --> 00:12:19.409
-Who's counting?
-I am.

00:12:19.493 --> 00:12:22.704
There's a bunch of four leaf
clovers in the salsa.

00:12:22.788 --> 00:12:24.414
Yeah, but that's cilantro.

00:12:24.498 --> 00:12:26.708
You specifically
requested the pico de gallo.

00:12:26.792 --> 00:12:29.378
Well, I don't like it
so why don't you pick it out-o?

00:12:34.216 --> 00:12:36.426
Jakey, we might have to go
on the run again,

00:12:36.510 --> 00:12:39.346
but this time,
it'll be worth it.

00:12:39.429 --> 00:12:41.681
I know Celia
is driving you crazy,

00:12:41.765 --> 00:12:43.058
but if she gives you
a good mystery shopper report,

00:12:43.141 --> 00:12:44.518
you'll definitely keep your job.

00:12:44.643 --> 00:12:46.645
Oh, I suppose you're right.

00:12:46.770 --> 00:12:48.271
Why don't I take care of Celia

00:12:48.355 --> 00:12:50.649
and show you
how it's done, all right?

00:12:50.732 --> 00:12:52.901
-Hey, Celia.
-Not today, Taco Boy.

00:13:01.159 --> 00:13:03.703
Okay. I locked your dad
in the junior's closet.

00:13:03.787 --> 00:13:06.456
-Did anyone see you?
-Just the janitor.

00:13:06.540 --> 00:13:08.583
But he's weirdly cool with it.

00:13:08.625 --> 00:13:11.128
Yeah. He lets me hide
in there in between classes.

00:13:11.211 --> 00:13:15.173
He's very generous
with the space.

00:13:15.257 --> 00:13:18.635
So, Mr. Madden, where do you
see yourself in 10 years?

00:13:18.760 --> 00:13:20.470
Professional skateboarder...

00:13:21.847 --> 00:13:23.140
who also teaches.

00:13:23.223 --> 00:13:24.474
Did I get that one right?

00:13:24.558 --> 00:13:27.102
You know, I never do this
mid-interview,

00:13:27.185 --> 00:13:28.270
but let's take a break.

00:13:28.353 --> 00:13:30.313
You can come up

00:13:30.397 --> 00:13:31.773
with better answers
to my questions

00:13:31.857 --> 00:13:33.900
and I can go
use my temple ticklers

00:13:33.984 --> 00:13:36.653
to get rid of the headache I got
when you started speaking.

00:13:43.827 --> 00:13:45.662
I don't know how much more
of playing dad I can take.

00:13:45.704 --> 00:13:47.831
Being that *y
really takes a lot out of you.

00:13:47.914 --> 00:13:51.084
Get this. There was
another janitor in the closet

00:13:51.167 --> 00:13:54.921
and he said I wasn't a janitor,
so I swiped his mop.

00:13:55.005 --> 00:13:57.382
Who's the janitor now?

00:13:57.465 --> 00:13:59.217
Okay. This isn't working.

00:13:59.301 --> 00:14:01.136
Maybe there's an antidote
on one of the vials.

00:14:02.929 --> 00:14:04.389
Cool. What's that one do?

00:14:04.472 --> 00:14:07.684
-Amy, stop. No more gas.
-No!

00:14:12.439 --> 00:14:15.150
-Truth gas?
-Oh, no.

00:14:15.233 --> 00:14:17.027
Amy, what have we done?

00:14:17.110 --> 00:14:19.404
Well, I don't know about you but
I can tell you what I've done.

00:14:19.487 --> 00:14:21.615
I lost the TV remote
and blamed it on Jakey,

00:14:21.740 --> 00:14:23.491
Colby's lunch
and I said a pigeon took it,

00:14:23.575 --> 00:14:24.993
and I spent the entire night
rifling through your house

00:14:25.076 --> 00:14:27.537
while you were sleeping.

00:14:27.662 --> 00:14:30.415
That felt good
but why did I say that?

00:14:30.498 --> 00:14:33.960
Great. The truth gas is making
her confess everything,

00:14:34.044 --> 00:14:37.297
which means she could blow
your family secret.

00:14:37.380 --> 00:14:39.466
Normally, I'd say the truth
will set you free,

00:14:39.549 --> 00:14:41.676
but this time,
it might get you locked up.

00:14:43.595 --> 00:14:45.722
Oh, Principal Tennyson is back.

00:14:45.764 --> 00:14:47.557
Colby, get back
to the interview.

00:14:47.682 --> 00:14:49.684
I'll get your dad out of here.

00:14:49.726 --> 00:14:51.770
Uh-oh. Gum. I better get that.

00:14:53.897 --> 00:14:56.441
Amy, why don't you join us?

00:14:56.524 --> 00:14:58.943
Maybe you can tell me why
we should promote your father

00:14:59.027 --> 00:15:00.528
'cause he sure can't.

00:15:03.823 --> 00:15:06.534
Oh, I'll tell you
whatever you need to know,

00:15:06.618 --> 00:15:08.620
starting with
that's not really my father.

00:15:10.955 --> 00:15:14.125
Oh, I wasn't expecting
daddy drama on my first day.

00:15:21.841 --> 00:15:25.637
Did you just say
this isn't your father?

00:15:25.762 --> 00:15:30.475
What she meant is
she sees Mr. Madden

00:15:30.558 --> 00:15:34.229
as an educator first
and a dad second.

00:15:34.312 --> 00:15:35.939
Mr. Madden, I have to be honest.

00:15:36.022 --> 00:15:39.609
Your resume says one thing
but you say nothing.

00:15:39.734 --> 00:15:42.112
I don't see how any student
could learn anything from you.

00:15:42.195 --> 00:15:43.696
Yeah. To be honest,
I don't either.

00:15:45.323 --> 00:15:48.368
Oh, Amy, such a joker.

00:15:48.451 --> 00:15:50.829
Thanks. I get it from my dad,
who he is not.

00:15:50.912 --> 00:15:52.247
What is happening?

00:15:55.458 --> 00:15:57.252
Oh.

00:15:57.335 --> 00:15:59.629
Mr. Madden, you need
to get out of here.

00:15:59.754 --> 00:16:01.840
-Why?
-I know this may be hard

00:16:01.923 --> 00:16:04.843
to believe but you're
an evil genius supervillain

00:16:04.926 --> 00:16:07.554
and your son shape-shifted
into you to save your job

00:16:07.637 --> 00:16:09.431
because you made a gas
that erases your memory.

00:16:09.514 --> 00:16:12.183
Well, if I'm such a genius,
why am I holding a mop?

00:16:13.435 --> 00:16:14.978
Okay. You know what?

00:16:15.061 --> 00:16:17.439
You are the janitor.

00:16:17.522 --> 00:16:19.607
Oh, look. Runaway trash can.

00:16:22.694 --> 00:16:26.156
And that is how you
turn pocket lint into gold.

00:16:27.907 --> 00:16:29.534
All right. I've heard enough.

00:16:29.617 --> 00:16:32.537
You don't seem to be
a qualified teacher at all.

00:16:32.620 --> 00:16:34.372
Of course, he is.

00:16:34.455 --> 00:16:36.583
There's gotta be something
he can do to convince you.

00:16:36.666 --> 00:16:39.252
Well, maybe Mr. Madden
is more of a visual teacher.

00:16:39.335 --> 00:16:41.754
Perhaps he could impress me
with a demonstration.

00:16:41.880 --> 00:16:44.090
You know, a little
science experiment.

00:16:44.174 --> 00:16:47.802
Uh, yeah. Let's fire up
the bunion burner.

00:16:47.844 --> 00:16:48.845
Do you mean Bunsen burner?

00:16:48.970 --> 00:16:50.138
Uh, sure.

00:16:50.221 --> 00:16:52.515
He is not sure.

00:16:57.228 --> 00:16:59.439
Wow, Cels, did I get
this one correct?

00:16:59.522 --> 00:17:01.316
Looks like you've eaten
half your food.

00:17:01.399 --> 00:17:03.109
Well, I gotta eat something
while I'm waiting for you

00:17:03.193 --> 00:17:04.777
to get my order right.

00:17:04.903 --> 00:17:07.655
Now, hurry up before
I fill up on the wrong one.

00:17:07.739 --> 00:17:09.324
That's it.

00:17:09.407 --> 00:17:11.659
We are out of plates.
I am out of patience.

00:17:11.743 --> 00:17:13.786
Besides...

00:17:13.912 --> 00:17:15.747
I know who you are.

00:17:17.498 --> 00:17:20.126
I was-- I was young.
I didn't know what I was doing.

00:17:20.209 --> 00:17:22.086
All I did was hand him
a trash bag.

00:17:23.796 --> 00:17:25.423
-What?
-What?

00:17:27.175 --> 00:17:29.886
No. You-- you're
the mystery shopper.

00:17:30.011 --> 00:17:32.847
That's why you've been
dissecting how I'm doing my job.

00:17:32.972 --> 00:17:34.599
Mystery shopper?

00:17:34.682 --> 00:17:39.062
Do I look like someone
who keeps my opinion a mystery?

00:17:39.145 --> 00:17:42.148
-Well, if you're not, who is?
-How should I know?

00:17:42.231 --> 00:17:45.401
I'm just a friendly woman who's
still waiting on her churro.

00:17:46.736 --> 00:17:48.446
You did not order a churro.

00:17:48.529 --> 00:17:50.865
I didn't order a taco salad
either but here we are.

00:17:52.241 --> 00:17:55.453
That's it. I'm done.

00:17:55.536 --> 00:17:58.164
I just-- I'm not cut out
for this job.

00:17:58.247 --> 00:18:01.542
This wasn't a table for two
but go ahead.

00:18:01.626 --> 00:18:05.421
I think it's pretty obvious
that I can't do anything right.

00:18:05.505 --> 00:18:08.424
Look, you're doing fine.

00:18:08.508 --> 00:18:11.427
Most waiters quit
after serving me.

00:18:11.511 --> 00:18:15.807
Oh, actually, most waiters quit
while serving me.

00:18:15.932 --> 00:18:19.560
So if you've hung in this long,
you got what it takes.

00:18:20.812 --> 00:18:22.438
Thanks, Cels.

00:18:22.522 --> 00:18:24.649
Hey, maybe I can make this work.

00:18:24.732 --> 00:18:27.151
I mean, if I can handle you,
I can handle anyone.

00:18:27.235 --> 00:18:28.820
That's the spirit.

00:18:30.613 --> 00:18:32.490
-Still waiting on that churro.
-Oh.

00:18:34.867 --> 00:18:37.245
Well, you're looking happier.

00:18:37.328 --> 00:18:40.540
Celia and I
had a heart to heart.

00:18:40.623 --> 00:18:42.750
Or one empty chest cavity
to another.

00:18:42.834 --> 00:18:45.002
Hey, anyway,

00:18:45.086 --> 00:18:46.796
turns out, she's not
the mystery shopper.

00:18:46.879 --> 00:18:50.425
The only mystery about her
is what was in that trash bag.

00:18:51.467 --> 00:18:53.678
Oh, well, guess what?

00:18:53.761 --> 00:18:55.680
The manager told me
a couple hours ago

00:18:55.763 --> 00:18:58.099
that the real
mystery shopper canceled.

00:18:58.808 --> 00:18:59.851
What?

00:19:01.936 --> 00:19:05.064
-Why didn't you tell me?
-Because you...

00:19:05.148 --> 00:19:06.107
you were doing so well
with Celia.

00:19:06.190 --> 00:19:08.651
I didn't wanna mess that up.

00:19:08.734 --> 00:19:10.153
You're thinking
of dumping salsa on my head,

00:19:10.236 --> 00:19:11.154
-aren't you?
-No.

00:19:11.237 --> 00:19:12.572
-Soda?
-No.

00:19:12.655 --> 00:19:14.907
-Hot nacho cheese?
-We have a winner.

00:19:19.787 --> 00:19:21.873
Wow, that's a lot of stuff.

00:19:21.956 --> 00:19:24.333
What kind of experiment
are you doing?

00:19:24.417 --> 00:19:26.127
It's a surprise.

00:19:26.210 --> 00:19:29.964
I hate surprises, especially
at the doctor's office.

00:19:30.006 --> 00:19:32.842
Didn't know we were
doing that today.

00:19:33.718 --> 00:19:35.595
I have powers.

00:19:35.678 --> 00:19:39.348
-Excuse me.
-She said she has flowers.

00:19:39.432 --> 00:19:43.269
No. I'm pretty sure
she said powers.

00:19:43.352 --> 00:19:44.687
Let me guess.

00:19:44.770 --> 00:19:46.522
You're one of those
wannabe witches.

00:19:46.606 --> 00:19:49.025
I swear you teen girls
watch one scary movie

00:19:49.150 --> 00:19:51.819
and you all think
you're possessed.

00:19:51.903 --> 00:19:54.071
Principal Tennyson, any chance

00:19:54.155 --> 00:19:55.698
we could do
the experiment tomorrow?

00:19:55.781 --> 00:19:57.742
No way.

00:19:57.825 --> 00:19:59.660
I was promised an experiment

00:19:59.744 --> 00:20:01.787
and if Mr. Madden wants
this job, he better hurry up.

00:20:01.871 --> 00:20:03.372
Don't worry. I'm on it.

00:20:06.959 --> 00:20:09.462
-I fight superheroes.
-What?

00:20:09.545 --> 00:20:12.173
Sure you do, honey.

00:20:12.256 --> 00:20:15.218
I'm gonna go
get the school counselor.

00:20:15.301 --> 00:20:17.094
Oh, no.
You don't have to do that.

00:20:20.264 --> 00:20:22.308
Uh-oh.

00:20:22.391 --> 00:20:25.937
I should have known
this would happen.

00:20:26.062 --> 00:20:31.525
Mr. Madden,
I take my job very seriously.

00:20:31.609 --> 00:20:34.820
Not only are you not fit
to be a full-time teacher,

00:20:34.904 --> 00:20:36.656
you're not fit to be a sub.

00:20:39.200 --> 00:20:42.161
Wait. That's a Fuchsia ringtone.

00:20:42.245 --> 00:20:44.413
-You like her?
-Of course.

00:20:44.497 --> 00:20:46.123
Who doesn't?

00:20:46.207 --> 00:20:48.376
You know, I tried to get tickets
to her concert this week

00:20:48.459 --> 00:20:51.212
but they were completely
sold out and-- wait.

00:20:51.295 --> 00:20:53.673
You're trying to distract me
from the matter at hand.

00:20:53.756 --> 00:20:56.467
This man is a fraud.

00:20:56.550 --> 00:20:58.970
Mr. Madden, I'm sorry
but we won't be needing

00:20:59.053 --> 00:21:02.890
-your services anymore.
-Wait.

00:21:02.974 --> 00:21:05.351
This job means a lot to my dad
and I don't want him to lose it

00:21:05.434 --> 00:21:07.770
because of me. I care about him.

00:21:07.853 --> 00:21:12.817
That's why-- and I love my dad.
Why can I stop talking?

00:21:12.900 --> 00:21:15.987
Listen.
Um, I'll give you two tickets

00:21:16.112 --> 00:21:17.947
to the Fuchsia concert
if you could help us out.

00:21:18.072 --> 00:21:21.283
-Uh, one ticket.
-Do you wanna go with him?

00:21:21.367 --> 00:21:23.285
Two tickets.

00:21:23.369 --> 00:21:26.998
Right. Like you'd
be able to get...

00:21:27.123 --> 00:21:31.335
It's like looking
at two glittery bars of gold.

00:21:31.419 --> 00:21:33.921
They're yours
if you'll help us out.

00:21:34.005 --> 00:21:36.298
I can't accept bribes.

00:21:36.382 --> 00:21:38.134
But if I don't do
anything for you,

00:21:38.259 --> 00:21:40.428
then technically it's a gift.

00:21:40.511 --> 00:21:44.765
So thank you. I got the tickets.

00:21:44.849 --> 00:21:46.642
I got the tickets.

00:21:46.726 --> 00:21:48.519
-Mr. Madden.
-Mr. Madden?

00:21:48.602 --> 00:21:50.312
I don't know what happened?

00:21:50.396 --> 00:21:52.273
I was just chasing after a
trash can and then I realized...

00:21:52.356 --> 00:21:55.526
I'm a grown man
chasing a trash can.

00:21:55.609 --> 00:21:57.445
What the heck happened to you?

00:21:57.528 --> 00:21:59.572
You know what happened?
You were just...

00:22:00.906 --> 00:22:02.825
Wait. What?

00:22:02.908 --> 00:22:06.704
Invisible super speed?
Way to go, Colby.

00:22:06.787 --> 00:22:09.415
That's impossible.
What happened to the mess?

00:22:09.498 --> 00:22:11.542
My little brother cleaned it up.

00:22:11.625 --> 00:22:13.544
Stop talking.

00:22:13.627 --> 00:22:16.672
I know what I saw.
I mean, look at me.

00:22:16.756 --> 00:22:19.133
If there wasn't a mess
then why am I covered in...

00:22:25.097 --> 00:22:28.893
There's your science experiment,
Principal Tennyson.

00:22:28.976 --> 00:22:30.769
To make you believe
one thing was happening

00:22:30.853 --> 00:22:32.229
while something
completely different

00:22:32.313 --> 00:22:33.939
was happening at the same time.

00:22:34.023 --> 00:22:36.901
Well, technically, that's magic.

00:22:36.984 --> 00:22:39.153
But I'll accept it.

00:22:39.195 --> 00:22:42.406
Well done.
The full-time job is yours.

00:22:42.490 --> 00:22:45.201
-But I haven't done anything.
-Stop talking.

00:22:48.662 --> 00:22:50.206
So how does it feel

00:22:50.331 --> 00:22:52.124
to be a full-time
science teacher, Mr. Madden?

00:22:52.166 --> 00:22:53.792
Uh, great.

00:22:53.876 --> 00:22:56.587
Plus, now we all get
to eat lunch together every day.

00:22:56.670 --> 00:22:58.839
You do know that teachers
have their own lounge, right?

00:22:58.923 --> 00:23:02.551
Yeah. But it's a lot harder
to embarrass you from there.

00:23:02.635 --> 00:23:05.346
All part of the clever
payback collection by Vic.

00:23:07.223 --> 00:23:09.892
Tell me again
why we helped him get this job.

00:23:09.975 --> 00:23:11.477
Because we messed up.

00:23:11.560 --> 00:23:14.271
But I gotta say,
detention wasn't half bad.

00:23:14.355 --> 00:23:15.981
They made us pick up trash.

00:23:16.065 --> 00:23:17.650
What'd you volunteer
to do anyways?

00:23:17.733 --> 00:23:19.860
You ever think maybe
you should be the janitor?

00:23:21.612 --> 00:23:23.072
Hopefully,
this would just teach you

00:23:23.155 --> 00:23:24.865
to accept the consequences

00:23:24.949 --> 00:23:27.034
instead of trying to get out
of it with your villain schemes.

00:23:27.117 --> 00:23:28.827
I guess. At least that way,

00:23:28.911 --> 00:23:30.204
we could have actually gone
to the concert.

00:23:30.329 --> 00:23:31.872
Hmm. I'm sure
we didn't miss much.

00:23:31.956 --> 00:23:35.292
Girls! Fuchsia was fire!

00:23:37.127 --> 00:23:40.089
She sang all the hits,
had like 20 costume changes,

00:23:40.214 --> 00:23:42.174
and at the end of the show,

00:23:42.299 --> 00:23:44.593
she brought
one lucky fan on stage.

00:23:44.677 --> 00:23:47.429
Spoiler alert, it was me.

00:23:50.224 --> 00:23:54.353
Wow. Well, at least, now we know
our principal can do the worm.

00:23:54.436 --> 00:23:55.562
Uh-hmm.