WEBVTT 00:00:05.343 --> 00:00:06.928 Mom, can you sign this? 00:00:07.053 --> 00:00:09.723 Turns out you can't be late in school 32 days in a row. 00:00:10.932 --> 00:00:13.601 Amy, when did you start going to school? 00:00:15.645 --> 00:00:17.731 Good morning, everybody. 00:00:17.856 --> 00:00:18.940 Is that Colby? 00:00:19.065 --> 00:00:20.942 I thought he was stuck as a towel. 00:00:21.067 --> 00:00:22.569 He was. Then this morning, 00:00:22.694 --> 00:00:24.362 he randomly shape shifted into that. 00:00:24.487 --> 00:00:26.156 I'm a sledgehammer. 00:00:27.365 --> 00:00:28.908 And you're bragging about it? 00:00:29.033 --> 00:00:30.660 We need you to turn into something cool. 00:00:30.785 --> 00:00:32.871 You're like the cottage cheese of shape shifting. 00:00:34.038 --> 00:00:35.206 Oh, what's in the bag? 00:00:35.373 --> 00:00:37.876 Oh, just some stuff I'm throwing away. 00:00:38.001 --> 00:00:41.045 I'm trying to declutter my life of unnecessary things. 00:00:41.171 --> 00:00:43.548 Oh, me, too. And yet you're still here. 00:00:46.176 --> 00:00:47.677 Hey, have you if you notice 00:00:47.802 --> 00:00:50.054 Jake's been acting weird the past couple of days? 00:00:50.180 --> 00:00:52.348 We're no weirder than usual. 00:00:52.474 --> 00:00:55.101 I mean who am I to say? My son's a sledgehammer. 00:00:59.939 --> 00:01:01.900 I know who you are. 00:01:06.905 --> 00:01:08.740 I'll take it from here. 00:01:09.991 --> 00:01:11.659 I always sift through you trash to make sure 00:01:11.784 --> 00:01:13.411 everything's properly recycled. 00:01:13.536 --> 00:01:15.455 Oh, by the way, 00:01:15.580 --> 00:01:17.415 can you tell your mom the mirror that she clipped off 00:01:17.540 --> 00:01:20.877 the neighbor's car isn't biodegradable? 00:01:21.002 --> 00:01:22.754 Another one? 00:01:22.879 --> 00:01:24.797 I really got to start hiding her keys. 00:01:26.341 --> 00:01:27.842 Hartley, I really appreciate it 00:01:27.967 --> 00:01:30.470 but I can divide my own trash. 00:01:30.595 --> 00:01:32.514 No, really, I don't mind. 00:01:33.556 --> 00:01:36.059 No. Seriously, I--I've got it. 00:01:36.184 --> 00:01:38.520 Let go off the bag, Jake. 00:01:38.645 --> 00:01:40.355 You let go of the bag, Hartley. 00:01:44.359 --> 00:01:46.778 A-ha! I knew it. 00:01:46.903 --> 00:01:48.071 Paper! 00:01:50.782 --> 00:01:53.785 Wait, what are you doing with Starling's autograph? 00:01:54.827 --> 00:01:56.287 And how does she know who you are? 00:01:57.664 --> 00:01:59.457 -She knows who you are? -Shhh. 00:02:00.667 --> 00:02:03.920 As in she knows you're Chaos, the Supervillain? 00:02:04.045 --> 00:02:05.588 Apparently. 00:02:05.713 --> 00:02:08.841 But let's focus on what's really important here. 00:02:08.967 --> 00:02:10.385 Should we be separating Dad's uranium 00:02:10.510 --> 00:02:11.844 from the plastic bottles? 00:02:30.863 --> 00:02:32.281 I'm so confused. 00:02:32.448 --> 00:02:34.200 If Starling knows who you really are, 00:02:34.325 --> 00:02:36.119 why didn't she lock you up at ColossalCon? 00:02:36.244 --> 00:02:37.954 Oh, beats me. 00:02:38.079 --> 00:02:39.622 But it wouldn't be the first time she's let me go. 00:02:39.747 --> 00:02:41.165 What are you talking about? 00:02:41.290 --> 00:02:43.167 There was this battle and when Green Talon 00:02:43.292 --> 00:02:44.335 knocked me off the side of a building, 00:02:44.502 --> 00:02:45.878 I couldn't climb back up. 00:02:46.004 --> 00:02:47.839 So I begged Starling for help. 00:02:47.964 --> 00:02:49.841 -And-- -She saved your life. 00:02:49.966 --> 00:02:51.467 -Yeah. And-- -And that's why you're trying 00:02:51.592 --> 00:02:53.177 -to become a better person. -Yeah. And-- 00:02:53.302 --> 00:02:54.220 And you wanted to talk to her because you knew that she-- 00:02:54.345 --> 00:02:55.638 Can I please tell my story? 00:02:57.140 --> 00:02:58.307 I'm pretty sure that's why she didn't do 00:02:58.474 --> 00:02:59.809 anything at ColossalCon. 00:02:59.934 --> 00:03:01.310 She was looking out for me again. 00:03:01.477 --> 00:03:02.979 Yeah. 00:03:03.104 --> 00:03:05.106 I don't think Starling would turn her back 00:03:05.231 --> 00:03:07.108 on a bunch of supervillains living in the suburbs. 00:03:07.233 --> 00:03:10.111 And I know who you are could mean anything. 00:03:10.236 --> 00:03:13.281 You're right. I didn't even think about that. 00:03:13.448 --> 00:03:14.699 What if she's rounding up all the superheroes 00:03:14.824 --> 00:03:16.075 to ambush my family? 00:03:16.200 --> 00:03:17.827 There's only one way to find out. 00:03:17.952 --> 00:03:19.662 Live each day in fear of an ambush? 00:03:20.955 --> 00:03:23.875 No. You have to find Starling and ask her. 00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:26.711 She always says that anyone could become a better person. 00:03:26.836 --> 00:03:29.005 You have to tell her she's the reason you changed. 00:03:29.130 --> 00:03:30.631 But how am I supposed to find her? 00:03:30.757 --> 00:03:32.925 Her socials say that she's still in Texas 00:03:33.050 --> 00:03:34.844 filming a commercial for her new sneakers. 00:03:34.969 --> 00:03:37.764 -We can go to the set. -Okay. 00:03:37.889 --> 00:03:40.308 Just promise you won't tell my family about this, 00:03:40.475 --> 00:03:41.642 especially Amy. 00:03:41.768 --> 00:03:43.895 Whoa! Amy is my BFF. 00:03:44.020 --> 00:03:45.646 We don't keep secrets from each other. 00:03:45.772 --> 00:03:47.982 You saw what she did at ColossalCon. 00:03:48.107 --> 00:03:49.692 If Starling is letting us off the hook, 00:03:49.817 --> 00:03:51.486 do you really wanna be the reason that Amy 00:03:51.611 --> 00:03:53.196 goes berserk and puts us all in danger? 00:03:54.238 --> 00:03:55.281 Nope. 00:03:56.282 --> 00:03:57.492 Then welcome to the dark side. 00:03:59.118 --> 00:04:02.038 Amy, look at you on the porch 00:04:02.163 --> 00:04:03.623 with me and Jake. 00:04:03.748 --> 00:04:05.249 It's a porch party! 00:04:06.751 --> 00:04:07.877 You're acting weird. 00:04:09.712 --> 00:04:11.255 You wear boots to the beach. 00:04:11.380 --> 00:04:12.924 I think we're all a little weird. 00:04:14.425 --> 00:04:15.510 I was thinking we could check out 00:04:15.635 --> 00:04:16.636 the new hair salon downtown. 00:04:16.761 --> 00:04:18.221 To have them do our hair? 00:04:18.346 --> 00:04:20.181 No, to make fun of everyone else's. 00:04:21.140 --> 00:04:22.266 Oh, okay, sure. 00:04:22.391 --> 00:04:24.101 Uh, just give me a few hours. 00:04:24.227 --> 00:04:26.854 I have something to do first. It's important. 00:04:26.979 --> 00:04:28.523 What could be more important than shaming women 00:04:28.648 --> 00:04:30.733 who spent $300 on a haircut? 00:04:30.858 --> 00:04:33.277 Uh, we have to help Sunshine Club 00:04:33.402 --> 00:04:34.570 down at the Senior Center. 00:04:34.695 --> 00:04:36.030 Yeah, okay. You lost me at help. 00:04:40.451 --> 00:04:42.370 I'm just saying, Colby, if you don't have eyes, 00:04:42.537 --> 00:04:44.664 I don't think you should get to pick what we watch. 00:04:46.332 --> 00:04:48.668 Good afternoon, everyone. 00:04:48.793 --> 00:04:50.419 Celia. 00:04:50.586 --> 00:04:52.380 Friendly reminder, just 'cause you have a key, 00:04:52.547 --> 00:04:54.632 it doesn't mean you get to walk in here whenever you like. 00:04:54.757 --> 00:04:56.801 You're right. I'm so sorry. 00:04:57.802 --> 00:04:59.345 I should also take my shoes off, 00:04:59.470 --> 00:05:01.097 wouldn't wanna scuff your floors. 00:05:02.431 --> 00:05:03.724 Okay, something's up. 00:05:03.849 --> 00:05:05.268 Red flag one, she's never nice. 00:05:05.393 --> 00:05:07.270 Red flag two, she never apologizes. 00:05:07.395 --> 00:05:09.021 Red flag three, have you seen those feet? 00:05:11.315 --> 00:05:13.109 Hope you don't mind a bunion or two. 00:05:13.234 --> 00:05:15.820 I keep trying to shave these *ers down 00:05:15.945 --> 00:05:17.989 but I'm just a buni gal. 00:05:19.365 --> 00:05:22.201 Celia, you're in an awfully good mood. 00:05:22.326 --> 00:05:23.911 Someone die? 00:05:24.036 --> 00:05:25.496 No. 00:05:25.663 --> 00:05:28.666 I just had lunch with my gentleman, Finn Roberts. 00:05:28.791 --> 00:05:30.209 It was lovely. 00:05:30.334 --> 00:05:32.420 We laughed and laughed. 00:05:32.586 --> 00:05:34.797 And then we under tipped. 00:05:34.922 --> 00:05:36.841 Hey, Celia. 00:05:36.966 --> 00:05:38.384 Wow, look at those feet. 00:05:39.593 --> 00:05:41.220 Have you seen Hartley? It's been hours. 00:05:41.345 --> 00:05:42.888 She and Jake should have been back by now. 00:05:43.014 --> 00:05:44.724 I'll text her. 00:05:44.849 --> 00:05:47.727 Oh! Robert just sent me 00:05:47.852 --> 00:05:50.104 another flirty text message. 00:05:50.229 --> 00:05:52.648 "Hello, Celia." 00:05:53.649 --> 00:05:55.526 I think we all know what that means. 00:05:55.693 --> 00:05:58.237 -Pretty sure it means-- -Mind your own business. 00:05:59.405 --> 00:06:02.825 I mean, see you all later. 00:06:02.950 --> 00:06:04.702 Sure you will. 00:06:04.827 --> 00:06:06.787 When we least expect it. 00:06:08.539 --> 00:06:11.417 Oh, look, Celia forgot her notebook. 00:06:12.877 --> 00:06:14.378 It's her secrets. 00:06:14.503 --> 00:06:16.172 But do we think's in here? 00:06:16.297 --> 00:06:18.257 Unless she's really clever, 00:06:18.382 --> 00:06:20.051 I'm guessing secrets. 00:06:21.552 --> 00:06:22.970 Wait, no, no, no! 00:06:23.095 --> 00:06:25.973 We shouldn't invade her privacy. 00:06:26.098 --> 00:06:27.892 But also, who cares? Let's read. 00:06:29.727 --> 00:06:32.730 Um, "I have the greatest granddaughter. 00:06:32.855 --> 00:06:34.231 So full of love and hope." 00:06:34.356 --> 00:06:35.983 Snooze. Get to the good stuff. 00:06:37.401 --> 00:06:40.780 Um, oh, "But there's something I've hidden from her, 00:06:40.905 --> 00:06:42.490 something I've hidden from the world. 00:06:42.656 --> 00:06:45.534 When I was young, I robbed a casino 00:06:45.701 --> 00:06:47.870 and stashed the cash in the walls 00:06:47.995 --> 00:06:49.371 of my rental house." 00:06:49.497 --> 00:06:51.248 Celia robbed a casino? 00:06:51.373 --> 00:06:52.792 Celia was young? 00:06:54.210 --> 00:06:55.711 Wait, we live in her rental house, 00:06:55.836 --> 00:06:58.130 which means that cash is stashed somewhere in here. 00:06:59.089 --> 00:07:01.050 -We have to find it. -Of course we do. 00:07:01.175 --> 00:07:02.802 But we won't take it off. 00:07:02.927 --> 00:07:05.596 We need to leave her some to get those hobbit feet fixed. 00:07:11.852 --> 00:07:13.771 I can't believe I get to hang out 00:07:13.896 --> 00:07:15.439 with Starling twice in a week. 00:07:15.564 --> 00:07:18.234 At this point, we're basically friends. 00:07:18.359 --> 00:07:20.528 Hartley, I really don't think meeting a person twice 00:07:20.694 --> 00:07:22.905 -makes you friends. -I said we're friends. 00:07:24.365 --> 00:07:25.783 Okay. 00:07:25.908 --> 00:07:27.535 Starling's commercial shoot is right over there. 00:07:27.701 --> 00:07:30.496 But how are we gonna get past security? 00:07:30.621 --> 00:07:33.165 You know I don't like to lie to people. 00:07:33.290 --> 00:07:35.960 Yeah. Well, neither do I, but I'm going to. 00:07:36.085 --> 00:07:37.628 So follow my lead. 00:07:41.090 --> 00:07:42.466 Where do you think you're going? 00:07:42.591 --> 00:07:44.343 Everyone needs an ID badge. 00:07:45.511 --> 00:07:47.721 We're crew members and we're here to work. 00:07:47.846 --> 00:07:49.306 So if you'll look excuse us, we have a lot to do. 00:07:49.431 --> 00:07:52.142 Oh, so you're on the crew. 00:07:52.268 --> 00:07:54.144 What do you do? 00:07:54.270 --> 00:07:55.896 I... 00:07:56.021 --> 00:07:58.274 am the guy who does the little clap work thing 00:07:58.399 --> 00:08:00.025 for the camera. You know, 00:08:00.150 --> 00:08:02.945 take one, take two, take three. 00:08:03.070 --> 00:08:04.446 I could keep going if you'd like. 00:08:05.614 --> 00:08:07.283 There's a name for that position. 00:08:07.408 --> 00:08:08.951 Wanna tell me what it is? 00:08:09.076 --> 00:08:10.369 -Clap guy? -No. 00:08:10.494 --> 00:08:11.537 -Mr. Clappy? -No. 00:08:11.662 --> 00:08:12.538 -Clappy Makes Slappy? -Get out. 00:08:12.663 --> 00:08:13.789 Already gone. 00:08:20.045 --> 00:08:22.172 That was crazy. 00:08:22.298 --> 00:08:24.842 I've never stuck in anywhere before. 00:08:24.967 --> 00:08:26.552 What a rush. 00:08:26.677 --> 00:08:28.971 I think I need to lie down. 00:08:29.096 --> 00:08:30.889 Not right now. We have to find Starling. 00:08:31.015 --> 00:08:33.392 And here she is. Hi. 00:08:33.517 --> 00:08:36.103 Wow, you again. Twice in one week. 00:08:36.228 --> 00:08:38.188 Yeah. What are the odds? 00:08:38.314 --> 00:08:40.441 Hey there. 00:08:40.566 --> 00:08:43.944 You're pretty. Can I pet you? 00:08:44.945 --> 00:08:46.322 No. 00:08:46.447 --> 00:08:48.449 But I can send you one of my dolls. 00:08:49.950 --> 00:08:51.493 Um, we didn't really get a chance 00:08:51.618 --> 00:08:53.120 to talk at ColossalCon, so I figured that-- 00:08:53.245 --> 00:08:55.372 Oh, yeah. I get pulled in so many different directions 00:08:55.497 --> 00:08:56.707 at those things. 00:08:56.874 --> 00:08:58.876 Interviews, autographs, meeting. 00:08:59.001 --> 00:09:00.878 Okay, she is really petting me. 00:09:04.298 --> 00:09:06.508 I came to tell you that because of you, 00:09:06.633 --> 00:09:08.052 I've become a better person. 00:09:08.177 --> 00:09:10.429 Aw, that makes me so happy. 00:09:10.554 --> 00:09:12.723 Really? Oh, good, 00:09:12.890 --> 00:09:14.641 because I was worried that after you saw me at ColossalCon, 00:09:14.808 --> 00:09:16.727 you might try and hurt my family. 00:09:16.894 --> 00:09:18.645 Why would I do that? 00:09:18.812 --> 00:09:20.647 I'm so sorry, Starling. They snuck in. 00:09:20.814 --> 00:09:23.609 Oh, that's okay, Jackson. I know him. I saved his life. 00:09:23.734 --> 00:09:25.402 Actually, I saved him and his whole family 00:09:25.527 --> 00:09:27.029 from a sinkhole. 00:09:27.154 --> 00:09:28.530 Sinkhole? 00:09:28.655 --> 00:09:30.365 No, he wasn't in a sinkhole. 00:09:30.491 --> 00:09:32.076 You saved him when he was dangling off the-- 00:09:32.201 --> 00:09:33.702 Hartley. 00:09:33.869 --> 00:09:36.038 Would you excuse us for a bit? 00:09:40.042 --> 00:09:42.086 She doesn't know I'm Chaos, 00:09:42.211 --> 00:09:45.506 which is a relief and kind of crazy. 00:09:45.631 --> 00:09:48.967 I mean, how could anyone forget this chiseled jawline? 00:09:49.093 --> 00:09:51.428 Well, if she doesn't know you are, 00:09:51.553 --> 00:09:53.972 let's not stay long enough for her to figure it out. 00:09:54.098 --> 00:09:56.642 Hey, I just had the best idea. 00:09:56.767 --> 00:09:58.685 As a thank you for being my fans, 00:09:58.852 --> 00:10:00.562 how would you two like to be in my commercial? 00:10:00.687 --> 00:10:03.607 The concept is that my high tops are villain tested 00:10:03.732 --> 00:10:05.651 and you would play two of the villains. 00:10:05.776 --> 00:10:09.238 Oh, we're good, but thank you. 00:10:09.363 --> 00:10:10.989 Oh, that's cute, but I'm Starling 00:10:11.115 --> 00:10:12.366 and no one says no to me. 00:10:12.491 --> 00:10:13.659 Wardrobe. 00:10:14.993 --> 00:10:18.038 Well, at least we don't have to keep it a secret from Amy 00:10:18.163 --> 00:10:20.207 because I'm pretty sure she's gonna find out 00:10:20.332 --> 00:10:21.792 when she sees us on TV. 00:10:28.090 --> 00:10:29.341 This is bad. 00:10:29.466 --> 00:10:30.884 If my parents see me in a commercial 00:10:31.009 --> 00:10:32.636 with a superhero, they'll disown me. 00:10:32.761 --> 00:10:34.471 And if Amy finds out I'm here, she'll-- 00:10:36.890 --> 00:10:38.225 It's her. 00:10:38.350 --> 00:10:40.394 She's asking where I am. 00:10:40.519 --> 00:10:42.521 Now she's asking if I'm with you. 00:10:42.646 --> 00:10:44.481 Now I'm taking too long to respond. 00:10:45.649 --> 00:10:47.776 -Let's get out of here. -Here are your badges. 00:10:47.943 --> 00:10:50.028 I didn't catch your name, so I put friend of Starling. 00:10:50.153 --> 00:10:52.656 And any friend of Starling is a friend of mine, 00:10:52.781 --> 00:10:54.700 but I'm still watching you, Clappy Makes Slappy. 00:10:56.410 --> 00:10:58.579 Uh, thanks, but we were just leaving. 00:10:58.704 --> 00:11:01.123 Oh, you're not going anywhere. 00:11:01.248 --> 00:11:03.208 No one says no to Starling. 00:11:03.333 --> 00:11:04.918 Yeah? 00:11:05.043 --> 00:11:06.336 Well, there's a first time for everything. 00:11:06.461 --> 00:11:08.964 Starling, Clappy's on the run. 00:11:09.089 --> 00:11:10.966 Aw, are you nervous? 00:11:11.091 --> 00:11:12.301 Don't be. 00:11:12.426 --> 00:11:15.053 I'll teach you how to act like villains. 00:11:15.178 --> 00:11:17.598 I have a lot of experience from kicking their *s. 00:11:17.723 --> 00:11:19.766 I bet you do. 00:11:25.147 --> 00:11:27.941 I made this device to locate Celia's loot. 00:11:28.066 --> 00:11:30.485 It's like an X-ray machine that would double the radiation, 00:11:30.611 --> 00:11:32.362 you know, just for fun. 00:11:36.783 --> 00:11:38.160 I found it. 00:11:38.285 --> 00:11:39.828 There's a box hidden in this wall. 00:11:39.995 --> 00:11:41.121 We're gonna be rich. 00:11:45.083 --> 00:11:47.294 Colby, you're so lucky you can't see this. 00:11:48.670 --> 00:11:50.422 Wait. 00:11:50.547 --> 00:11:52.883 How are we supposed to get to it? 00:11:55.385 --> 00:11:56.678 I may not have eyes, 00:11:56.803 --> 00:11:59.014 but I can tell you're all staring at me. 00:11:59.139 --> 00:12:01.224 Son, this is going to hurt us 00:12:01.350 --> 00:12:03.060 more than it's going to hurt you. 00:12:03.185 --> 00:12:04.811 Yeah, probably not. 00:12:06.271 --> 00:12:08.106 Ow! Ow! 00:12:08.231 --> 00:12:10.817 You know you only needed to break a small section. 00:12:10.984 --> 00:12:13.236 I don't do small. 00:12:14.446 --> 00:12:16.281 Ow! 00:12:16.406 --> 00:12:18.784 What? There's a box. 00:12:18.909 --> 00:12:20.327 Okay. 00:12:21.912 --> 00:12:23.997 The money must be inside. 00:12:26.124 --> 00:12:27.459 Old letters? 00:12:27.584 --> 00:12:29.294 Pictures? What is this junk? 00:12:29.419 --> 00:12:31.588 Looks like a time capsule full of someone's... 00:12:31.713 --> 00:12:34.549 -precious mementos. -Like I said, what is this junk? 00:12:35.926 --> 00:12:37.552 Great. All that and nothing to show for it 00:12:37.677 --> 00:12:38.887 but a huge hole in the wall. 00:12:39.054 --> 00:12:40.430 You know what that means? 00:12:40.555 --> 00:12:43.308 Yep, I'm gonna keep smashing. 00:12:46.144 --> 00:12:48.730 Yoo-hoo, neighbors! 00:12:48.855 --> 00:12:50.273 Oh, no, Celia. 00:12:50.399 --> 00:12:52.901 I brought treats. 00:12:53.068 --> 00:12:55.112 All right. Someone clearly Freaky Fridayed her. 00:12:59.157 --> 00:13:01.034 Okay. So the key to being a villain 00:13:01.159 --> 00:13:03.203 is that you're vile, annoying, 00:13:03.328 --> 00:13:05.163 and you don't care about anyone but yourself. 00:13:05.288 --> 00:13:07.165 I wouldn't say all villains are like that. 00:13:07.290 --> 00:13:09.876 Yeah, well, you haven't met Havoc. 00:13:10.043 --> 00:13:11.503 Nope, sure haven't, 00:13:11.628 --> 00:13:13.088 from what I hear, she's awful. 00:13:16.299 --> 00:13:17.592 I think we're ready for the stunt. 00:13:17.717 --> 00:13:19.678 A stunt? 00:13:19.803 --> 00:13:22.347 Yeah, my high tops are villain tested, 00:13:22.472 --> 00:13:24.432 which means they kick villain *. 00:13:25.851 --> 00:13:27.310 Let's do this. 00:13:29.271 --> 00:13:30.230 And action. 00:13:30.355 --> 00:13:32.190 High tops activate. 00:13:32.315 --> 00:13:34.276 What's happening? What's activating? 00:13:37.445 --> 00:13:39.156 Cut. 00:13:39.281 --> 00:13:40.824 That was great. 00:13:40.949 --> 00:13:42.784 Now let's kick them from the front! 00:13:44.953 --> 00:13:47.497 Lucky I wore my new Starling high tops 00:13:47.622 --> 00:13:49.291 to the top of this volcano. 00:13:49.416 --> 00:13:52.168 Time for one final stop. 00:13:52.294 --> 00:13:53.920 No, please don't. 00:13:54.087 --> 00:13:55.213 Cut. 00:13:56.298 --> 00:13:58.800 Come on, you can do better than that. 00:13:58.925 --> 00:14:00.468 You're hanging from a volcano 00:14:00.594 --> 00:14:02.470 and the world's most powerful superhero's 00:14:02.596 --> 00:14:04.222 about to stomp you out. 00:14:04.347 --> 00:14:05.557 Let's see that fear. 00:14:06.600 --> 00:14:08.602 And action. 00:14:08.727 --> 00:14:11.396 No, please, don't let me fall! 00:14:11.521 --> 00:14:13.648 More. 00:14:13.773 --> 00:14:16.234 No, please, don't let me fall! 00:14:16.359 --> 00:14:18.486 I wanna see the most scared you've ever been. 00:14:19.696 --> 00:14:21.823 No, please, don't let me fall! 00:14:23.491 --> 00:14:26.745 Help. I can't pull myself up. 00:14:26.870 --> 00:14:30.498 Please, don't let me fall. I'm sorry. 00:14:31.583 --> 00:14:34.294 You're not the kid I saved from the sinkhole. 00:14:34.419 --> 00:14:37.339 You're... Chaos! 00:14:39.841 --> 00:14:42.010 Please tell me we're still acting. 00:14:46.514 --> 00:14:48.308 How could you invade my commercial? 00:14:48.433 --> 00:14:49.559 I thought you knew who I was. 00:14:49.684 --> 00:14:51.227 That is what you wrote on my autograph. 00:14:51.353 --> 00:14:52.604 I thought you were someone else. 00:14:52.729 --> 00:14:54.064 You are a superhero. 00:14:54.230 --> 00:14:55.482 How do you not know the difference between... 00:14:55.607 --> 00:14:57.525 the people you save and a villain? 00:14:59.027 --> 00:15:00.320 Fake villain. 00:15:00.445 --> 00:15:03.031 He's an actor, just committing to the role. 00:15:04.783 --> 00:15:07.577 Look, I told you my schedule is hectic. 00:15:07.702 --> 00:15:09.621 I do six ColossalCons a month 00:15:09.746 --> 00:15:13.041 plus talk shows, podcasts, and the occasional bar mitzvah. 00:15:14.250 --> 00:15:16.294 -Seriously? -I like a good party. 00:15:17.462 --> 00:15:20.799 My point is I can't keep track of everyone. 00:15:20.924 --> 00:15:23.093 But now that I know who you really are, 00:15:23.259 --> 00:15:25.762 what the heck are you doing in Texas? 00:15:27.847 --> 00:15:29.808 My family's hiding out from Onyx. 00:15:31.351 --> 00:15:33.478 Wait, are you a supervillain, too? 00:15:34.521 --> 00:15:36.189 No, I'm his neighbor, 00:15:36.314 --> 00:15:37.899 but I could be your neighbor. 00:15:38.024 --> 00:15:39.567 You just have to tell me where you live. 00:15:39.692 --> 00:15:41.611 Oh, we're not doing that. 00:15:43.363 --> 00:15:46.950 Wait, you still haven't told me why you came to see me. 00:15:47.075 --> 00:15:49.327 To tell you that when you saved my life, 00:15:49.452 --> 00:15:51.246 I decided just stop being a villain 00:15:51.371 --> 00:15:52.914 and become a better person. 00:15:53.998 --> 00:15:55.375 I'm happy to hear that. 00:15:55.500 --> 00:15:57.752 But I can't just let a family of supervillains 00:15:57.877 --> 00:16:00.713 live among innocent civilians. 00:16:00.839 --> 00:16:04.592 I'm sorry, but I have to turn you in. 00:16:11.808 --> 00:16:14.060 Hmm. These lemon bars are great, Celia. 00:16:14.227 --> 00:16:16.396 Thanks. I baked them for Robert. 00:16:16.521 --> 00:16:19.899 Apparently, lemons make him frisky. 00:16:23.528 --> 00:16:26.364 I'm here to ask, have you seen my notebook? 00:16:26.489 --> 00:16:28.032 I can't find it anywhere. 00:16:28.158 --> 00:16:29.742 Uh, no. 00:16:31.077 --> 00:16:33.329 Maybe you accidentally hid it somewhere. 00:16:33.454 --> 00:16:35.081 Speaking of which, where do you like 00:16:35.248 --> 00:16:36.749 to hide things? 00:16:39.294 --> 00:16:40.962 Because it's clearly not in there. 00:16:42.714 --> 00:16:44.883 Why is there a hole in my wall? 00:16:45.008 --> 00:16:47.093 It's your house, you tell us. 00:16:48.178 --> 00:16:50.138 I was having such a good day 00:16:50.305 --> 00:16:52.765 and I've got to draft an eviction notice. 00:16:54.350 --> 00:16:55.476 Still a good day. 00:16:56.686 --> 00:17:00.940 Wait. Uh, the reason there's a hole is... 00:17:02.609 --> 00:17:04.319 we were looking for the money you hid in the walls, 00:17:04.444 --> 00:17:06.196 you know, after your casino heist. 00:17:06.362 --> 00:17:07.530 Casino heist? 00:17:07.655 --> 00:17:09.115 Pretending to know nothing. 00:17:09.282 --> 00:17:11.075 That's a page out of my book. 00:17:12.619 --> 00:17:14.454 We found your journal 00:17:14.579 --> 00:17:17.207 and read about your secrets of your dark past. 00:17:17.373 --> 00:17:20.543 That isn't a journal. 00:17:20.668 --> 00:17:23.463 It's a novel I wrote for my creative writing class. 00:17:23.588 --> 00:17:25.006 That's where I met Robert. 00:17:25.131 --> 00:17:27.759 And if you believe my story, 00:17:27.884 --> 00:17:30.428 then it must be good enough to get published. 00:17:30.553 --> 00:17:32.180 Heck, I'm gonna be rich! 00:17:38.394 --> 00:17:40.480 Does that mean we don't have to pay for the wall? 00:17:40.605 --> 00:17:43.191 Oh, you're still paying for that wall. 00:17:43.358 --> 00:17:44.984 And the lemon bars. 00:17:52.659 --> 00:17:55.328 Starling, please don't turn them in. 00:17:55.453 --> 00:17:56.621 They're my friends. 00:17:56.746 --> 00:17:58.915 I'm sorry, but I have no choice. 00:17:59.040 --> 00:18:01.376 Look, if you're gonna turn in anyone, let it be me. 00:18:01.501 --> 00:18:03.336 My family doesn't even know I came here. 00:18:04.629 --> 00:18:07.340 Starling, you always said that anyone 00:18:07.465 --> 00:18:09.133 can be a better person. 00:18:09.258 --> 00:18:11.094 All he and his family have ever known 00:18:11.219 --> 00:18:13.471 is being supervillains, 00:18:13.596 --> 00:18:15.431 but they can learn to change. 00:18:15.556 --> 00:18:18.351 Please, give them that chance. 00:18:20.478 --> 00:18:21.854 Starling, look out. 00:18:25.775 --> 00:18:28.569 You just saved her life. 00:18:38.162 --> 00:18:39.247 Uh... 00:18:41.207 --> 00:18:42.750 what's going on? 00:18:42.875 --> 00:18:45.712 She just paused the space-time continuum. 00:18:45.837 --> 00:18:48.131 That's my favorite power of yours. 00:18:50.216 --> 00:18:53.094 Wow, I guess you really have become a better person. 00:18:54.262 --> 00:18:55.972 Do you know how much trouble I'll be in 00:18:56.097 --> 00:18:58.516 if the superheroes found out that I knew your family 00:18:58.641 --> 00:19:01.102 was hiding here and didn't do anything about it? 00:19:02.186 --> 00:19:03.479 Not as much trouble as I'll be in 00:19:03.604 --> 00:19:04.856 if my family finds out I'm a better person 00:19:04.981 --> 00:19:06.524 because of a superhero. 00:19:08.234 --> 00:19:12.738 Well then I guess we'll both be keeping secrets. 00:19:15.908 --> 00:19:18.202 Yeah, I guess so. 00:19:18.327 --> 00:19:20.413 I know you'll probably never tell your sister Havoc 00:19:20.538 --> 00:19:22.457 about this, but if you do, 00:19:22.582 --> 00:19:24.792 can you please take a video so I could see her face? 00:19:24.917 --> 00:19:26.419 Deal. 00:19:29.422 --> 00:19:31.174 You should probably go. 00:19:31.299 --> 00:19:32.717 Right. 00:19:35.344 --> 00:19:37.430 Could I maybe get your number, 00:19:37.555 --> 00:19:39.140 you know, in case I'm ever tempted 00:19:39.265 --> 00:19:41.726 to go bad again, I could just give you a call? 00:19:41.851 --> 00:19:44.437 Yeah, I guess I can do that. 00:19:44.562 --> 00:19:45.855 I should probably take yours, too, 00:19:45.980 --> 00:19:47.315 you know, just to make sure 00:19:47.482 --> 00:19:49.692 you're staying on the right path. 00:19:49.817 --> 00:19:52.487 While we're at it, can I get your number too? 00:19:52.612 --> 00:19:55.156 Aw, no. 00:20:09.378 --> 00:20:11.172 Starling, you okay? 00:20:12.340 --> 00:20:13.507 Yeah. 00:20:15.468 --> 00:20:16.594 I'm great. 00:20:21.307 --> 00:20:23.226 It's very nice of you to have your friend over 00:20:23.351 --> 00:20:24.977 to fix the hole in the wall, Celia. 00:20:25.102 --> 00:20:26.938 It's more for me than it is for you. 00:20:28.481 --> 00:20:29.982 Lemon bar? 00:20:30.107 --> 00:20:32.026 My favorite? 00:20:32.151 --> 00:20:34.528 Sweet and sour just like you. 00:20:36.614 --> 00:20:38.950 Okay. I should be able to patch this up in no time. 00:20:39.075 --> 00:20:40.910 -Easy-peasy. -Oh, wonderful. 00:20:41.035 --> 00:20:42.620 Oh, it's certainly gonna be great having someone 00:20:42.745 --> 00:20:44.288 who works in construction around here. 00:20:46.415 --> 00:20:48.042 I'm working construction? 00:20:48.167 --> 00:20:49.210 Oh, what do you do? 00:20:49.335 --> 00:20:50.753 Didn't Celia tell you? 00:20:51.963 --> 00:20:53.714 I'm the Chief of Police. 00:20:56.384 --> 00:20:59.178 Of course you are. 00:20:59.303 --> 00:21:01.889 Oh, you must be very busy catching criminals 00:21:02.014 --> 00:21:03.849 that are not in this house. 00:21:03.975 --> 00:21:06.435 Not saying that they would be, because why would they be? 00:21:06.602 --> 00:21:08.771 Aren't you two gonna be late for your creative writing class? 00:21:10.690 --> 00:21:12.942 We'll just have to find our own handyman. 00:21:13.067 --> 00:21:16.904 Oh, no, he'll be fixing all sorts of things around here. 00:21:17.029 --> 00:21:18.572 He'll be here all the time. 00:21:18.698 --> 00:21:20.324 I might start breaking things myself 00:21:20.449 --> 00:21:21.742 just to keep him around. 00:21:23.828 --> 00:21:24.954 Fine by me. 00:21:25.079 --> 00:21:28.374 Oh, I brought some sandpaper. 00:21:28.541 --> 00:21:31.627 -For the wall? -Nope, for your feet. 00:21:33.254 --> 00:21:34.797 You know what they say, 00:21:34.922 --> 00:21:38.092 the way to a woman's heart is through her bunions. 00:21:39.593 --> 00:21:42.847 And buckle up, Bobby, it's gonna be a bumpy ride. 00:21:48.352 --> 00:21:50.479 Well, look, who finally showed up. 00:21:50.646 --> 00:21:52.106 Sorry, Amy. I know we're supposed 00:21:52.231 --> 00:21:53.816 -to hang out but-- -Save it. 00:21:53.941 --> 00:21:55.776 You two have been acting weird all day then you disappear 00:21:55.901 --> 00:21:57.653 and expect me to not know what's going on? 00:21:58.904 --> 00:22:00.656 I know exactly what you've been up to. 00:22:00.781 --> 00:22:01.866 -You do? -You do? 00:22:01.991 --> 00:22:03.826 Yup. 00:22:03.951 --> 00:22:05.202 My birthday is coming up and you're out 00:22:05.327 --> 00:22:06.704 shopping for a gift. 00:22:08.497 --> 00:22:10.624 -Busted. -You got us. 00:22:11.959 --> 00:22:13.377 So help me. If I get a gift card, 00:22:13.502 --> 00:22:15.087 there will be blood.