WEBVTT 00:00:10.098 --> 00:00:13.810 Hey, is his stick bigger than my stick? 00:00:13.852 --> 00:00:15.979 I don't know. They're just sticks. 00:00:16.021 --> 00:00:17.272 Yeah, 00:00:17.272 --> 00:00:20.191 but why does he get the better stick? 00:00:21.192 --> 00:00:25.030 I always get the crappy sticks. 00:00:25.113 --> 00:00:27.365 Why is everything of mine so lame? 00:00:27.407 --> 00:00:30.118 I never have anything nice. 00:00:30.160 --> 00:00:32.203 My life * 00:00:34.622 --> 00:00:36.541 Give me that. 00:00:39.419 --> 00:00:42.297 Sometimes things just have a way of working out. 00:01:18.583 --> 00:01:20.502 I don't see why we need a babysitter. 00:01:20.543 --> 00:01:23.213 Yeah. Dad's convention is only for two days. 00:01:23.296 --> 00:01:25.298 How can you not trust us? 00:01:26.132 --> 00:01:27.717 Well, it's still not fair. 00:01:29.594 --> 00:01:31.346 I trust you to be on your own. 00:01:31.387 --> 00:01:33.807 Babysitter's not going to be here for two hours. 00:01:33.848 --> 00:01:37.018 Don't do anything. 00:01:38.645 --> 00:01:41.439 Honey, let's roll. 00:01:41.481 --> 00:01:45.485 The meet-and-greet's at 6:30, and I don't want to be late. 00:01:50.615 --> 00:01:52.408 Bye-bye. 00:01:53.576 --> 00:01:54.828 See what happens? 00:01:54.869 --> 00:01:56.996 We told her we didn't want a babysitter, 00:01:57.038 --> 00:01:58.248 and she didn't listen. 00:01:58.289 --> 00:02:00.458 Now someone innocent has to suffer. 00:02:11.094 --> 00:02:13.596 What's that? 00:02:13.638 --> 00:02:15.557 It's the cesspool. 00:02:15.598 --> 00:02:18.268 We have a pool? It's the sewage from the house. 00:02:18.351 --> 00:02:20.103 It flows into this pit and is decomposed 00:02:20.186 --> 00:02:21.646 by anaerobic bacteria. 00:02:21.688 --> 00:02:23.690 Hurry up. It stinks. 00:02:29.737 --> 00:02:30.947 Nice. 00:02:31.030 --> 00:02:33.366 Come on, she's going to be here any second. 00:02:33.408 --> 00:02:35.618 Sorry. I had to put the "lemonade" 00:02:35.660 --> 00:02:38.079 in the refrigerator. 00:02:55.722 --> 00:02:59.058 Maybe we scared her off. 00:03:15.491 --> 00:03:18.912 Gee, I sure hope Barbara and Tom can make it this year. 00:03:18.912 --> 00:03:21.080 They are such a fun couple. 00:03:21.080 --> 00:03:23.666 Well, I'm sure Jack Keneally will be there. 00:03:23.708 --> 00:03:25.919 Oh, honey, why don't you just say something to him 00:03:25.919 --> 00:03:27.503 instead of stewing about it? 00:03:27.545 --> 00:03:29.839 I mean, talking to me is not going to solve anything, 00:03:29.881 --> 00:03:31.507 and it's obviously just eating away at you. 00:03:31.549 --> 00:03:33.426 I'm over that. 00:03:33.509 --> 00:03:35.094 No, you are not. 00:03:35.136 --> 00:03:37.764 It's all you ever talk about whenever we go to this thing-- 00:03:37.847 --> 00:03:39.140 how Keneally stole your idea 00:03:39.224 --> 00:03:42.810 to improve efficiency by four percent on the R8-698. 00:03:42.852 --> 00:03:45.021 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 00:03:45.063 --> 00:03:46.022 Honey, you're obsessed. 00:03:46.064 --> 00:03:48.524 I am not obsessed. 00:03:48.608 --> 00:03:53.154 I just hate that smug look that he always gives me. 00:03:53.196 --> 00:03:56.991 And those beady little eyes. 00:03:58.326 --> 00:03:59.619 I ever tell you the story about 00:03:59.619 --> 00:04:01.037 how he finagled his parking spot? 00:04:01.079 --> 00:04:03.039 Yeah, about a thousand times, but it doesn't matter 00:04:03.081 --> 00:04:04.791 because I'm sure you're going to tell me again. 00:04:04.832 --> 00:04:07.043 Okay, first, he was assigned a space in "C" lot, all right? 00:04:07.085 --> 00:04:08.544 But that wasn't good enough for him. 00:04:08.628 --> 00:04:09.337 Not for Keneally! No... 00:04:11.631 --> 00:04:12.548 Excuse me? 00:04:12.590 --> 00:04:13.841 Well, I can make you popcorn 00:04:13.841 --> 00:04:15.426 or bake us some chocolate chip cookies. 00:04:15.468 --> 00:04:18.137 But Mom says the oven doesn't work. 00:04:18.179 --> 00:04:21.099 You guys are just so cute! 00:04:24.560 --> 00:04:26.020 Malcolm, how's it going? 00:04:26.062 --> 00:04:27.355 Listen, I need you to do me a favor. 00:04:27.397 --> 00:04:28.523 There's 200 or 300 fake I.D.s 00:04:28.564 --> 00:04:30.233 hidden behind the washing machine. 00:04:30.316 --> 00:04:31.567 Now, with Mom gone, 00:04:31.567 --> 00:04:33.319 it's safe to transfer them to the garage. 00:04:33.361 --> 00:04:35.655 Francis, I really can't do that right now. 00:04:35.697 --> 00:04:37.323 What? What are you talking about? 00:04:37.365 --> 00:04:39.033 Francis? Is that Francis? 00:04:40.410 --> 00:04:40.952 Hi. 00:04:40.994 --> 00:04:42.495 Hi, Patty. 00:04:42.537 --> 00:04:44.247 Can't believe I'm talking to you. 00:04:44.247 --> 00:04:46.457 You probably don't even remember me. 00:04:49.544 --> 00:04:50.503 Hi, Francis. 00:04:50.545 --> 00:04:52.505 Hi, Patty. 00:04:54.841 --> 00:04:56.551 Yeah, of course I remember you. 00:04:56.592 --> 00:04:58.094 How's it...? What's that, Joe? 00:04:58.136 --> 00:04:59.429 You got to use the phone? 00:04:59.470 --> 00:05:01.139 I'm sorry, Patty. I got to go. Bye. 00:05:01.139 --> 00:05:01.931 I'm sorry, Patty. I got to go. Bye. 00:05:04.559 --> 00:05:08.521 He was the only boy who was ever nice to me. 00:05:09.981 --> 00:05:13.234 Come on, guys, she's not that fat. 00:05:13.276 --> 00:05:16.112 What a sweetheart. 00:05:16.112 --> 00:05:18.281 And so cute. 00:05:18.364 --> 00:05:20.366 Yeah. I'm a lot like him. 00:05:38.676 --> 00:05:41.387 Look. I think they're giving away free beach towels 00:05:41.429 --> 00:05:43.222 - at the QVHLPPS booth. - Yoo-hoo! 00:05:43.222 --> 00:05:45.892 Hey, there's Barbara and Tom. 00:05:48.728 --> 00:05:49.645 And there's Keneally. 00:05:49.687 --> 00:05:51.147 Oh, for God's sake, Hal. 00:05:51.230 --> 00:05:52.774 You've got to get over this. 00:05:52.815 --> 00:05:55.234 Just go over there and talk to him. 00:05:55.276 --> 00:05:57.570 Just clear the air. 00:06:00.865 --> 00:06:03.618 Okay, okay. Going. 00:06:25.348 --> 00:06:27.767 What do you do when you've got an incredible woman 00:06:27.809 --> 00:06:28.935 in your bedroom? 00:06:28.976 --> 00:06:33.940 En... chan... te. 00:06:33.940 --> 00:06:36.401 It's the best I could come up with 00:06:36.442 --> 00:06:38.277 given the parameters. 00:06:38.361 --> 00:06:39.695 Well, it's great meeting you guys. 00:06:39.737 --> 00:06:41.447 Would you like anything? 00:06:42.740 --> 00:06:43.783 They're fine. 00:06:44.200 --> 00:06:46.744 She's a trophy babysitter. 00:06:46.744 --> 00:06:47.453 She's a trophy babysitter. 00:06:47.495 --> 00:06:51.207 Tuck me... in. 00:06:51.207 --> 00:06:54.127 I wonder if she knows how to keep kosher. 00:06:54.210 --> 00:06:55.795 What is wrong with you? 00:06:55.878 --> 00:06:57.922 How can you do this? 00:06:57.964 --> 00:06:59.465 What are you talking about? 00:06:59.507 --> 00:07:01.884 You invited them over here to gawk at Patty 00:07:01.884 --> 00:07:03.928 like she's some piece of meat? 00:07:03.970 --> 00:07:06.222 Mom and Dad paid good money for her. 00:07:06.264 --> 00:07:08.141 She's ours! We're leaving. 00:07:08.182 --> 00:07:11.686 He's not going to do anything with her in the house. 00:07:11.727 --> 00:07:15.523 Wow! She's like kryptonite. 00:07:15.565 --> 00:07:18.067 So... this is Reesie's blankie? 00:07:18.067 --> 00:07:19.527 It's darling. 00:07:19.569 --> 00:07:22.613 I guess suddenly there's no such thing as tomorrow. 00:07:22.697 --> 00:07:24.574 All I have are singles. Just... 00:07:26.576 --> 00:07:28.161 I always felt so sorry for Patty. 00:07:28.870 --> 00:07:30.872 You really got a couple of good shots in. 00:07:30.872 --> 00:07:32.623 Look, I'm just embarrassed about the whole thing. 00:07:32.707 --> 00:07:35.418 Hey, he stole your idea. 00:07:35.460 --> 00:07:37.211 How often do you come up with an idea 00:07:37.211 --> 00:07:39.297 to increase efficiency by four percent? 00:07:39.338 --> 00:07:41.299 At least you made him scream like a girl. 00:07:41.340 --> 00:07:43.217 No, that was me. 00:07:43.217 --> 00:07:44.635 I don't know what got into Hal. 00:07:44.719 --> 00:07:46.846 I've never seen him act that way before. 00:07:46.888 --> 00:07:48.848 At least, not without any provocation. 00:07:48.890 --> 00:07:50.516 Or with witnesses. 00:07:50.558 --> 00:07:52.643 Men are animals. 00:07:52.685 --> 00:07:55.688 Or so I am told. 00:07:55.730 --> 00:07:57.440 Are you drunk already? 00:07:57.523 --> 00:07:59.025 I'm not wasting any time. 00:07:59.066 --> 00:08:03.362 I got to get back to the kids in 24 hours. 00:08:03.404 --> 00:08:05.406 Lord, what an idiot I am. 00:08:05.406 --> 00:08:07.200 I mean, these are people I work with. 00:08:07.241 --> 00:08:09.911 They're going to think I'm a lunatic. 00:08:11.037 --> 00:08:13.414 I should apologize to Keneally. 00:08:13.456 --> 00:08:15.333 Did you know that 00:08:15.374 --> 00:08:16.584 you can audition male strippers 00:08:16.584 --> 00:08:18.419 and you don't even have to hire them? 00:08:18.419 --> 00:08:19.754 They're not that bright. 00:08:19.837 --> 00:08:23.466 Oh, I was just going to get T-shirts for the boys, but... 00:08:29.889 --> 00:08:31.682 That is enough! 00:08:31.766 --> 00:08:33.309 Let go of his hair! 00:08:33.351 --> 00:08:35.436 Hal, stop biting! 00:08:35.478 --> 00:08:36.854 Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 00:08:36.938 --> 00:08:39.440 Oh, for God's sake, Tom, do something. 00:08:39.482 --> 00:08:40.775 I'll refill your drink. 00:08:40.775 --> 00:08:42.527 Okay. 00:08:51.452 --> 00:08:53.329 What? 00:08:56.415 --> 00:08:57.416 What are you doing? 00:08:57.458 --> 00:08:59.335 What are you doing? 00:09:02.171 --> 00:09:04.340 These potatoes are heavenly. 00:09:04.382 --> 00:09:06.133 Thank you. 00:09:07.176 --> 00:09:08.928 So, yesterday, in my gifted class-- 00:09:08.970 --> 00:09:10.680 I'm not bragging that I'm gifted, 00:09:10.721 --> 00:09:12.390 that's just what they call the class-- 00:09:12.390 --> 00:09:15.059 we studied bovine spongiform encephalitis. 00:09:15.101 --> 00:09:16.352 It's mad cow disease. 00:09:16.394 --> 00:09:19.146 It started because they were grinding up dead cows 00:09:19.188 --> 00:09:20.898 to feed them to the other cows. 00:09:20.898 --> 00:09:23.734 Basically, the prions turn their brains into soup 00:09:23.776 --> 00:09:25.236 right in their skulls. 00:09:26.279 --> 00:09:27.405 It's very similar to a disease 00:09:27.405 --> 00:09:29.490 that afflicted a tribe of cannibals 00:09:29.532 --> 00:09:30.533 because they feasted 00:09:30.575 --> 00:09:33.119 on their victims' brains. 00:09:37.790 --> 00:09:39.542 Hey, Patty, 00:09:39.584 --> 00:09:40.793 I have a trick for you. 00:09:40.835 --> 00:09:42.003 What's your address? 00:09:42.086 --> 00:09:43.921 Um, 531 North Canton. 00:09:43.921 --> 00:09:44.922 What's your favorite color? 00:09:44.922 --> 00:09:46.549 I don't know. Blue, I guess. 00:09:46.591 --> 00:09:48.509 Mine, too. 00:09:52.555 --> 00:09:55.683 Hello, Patty Henderson of 531 North Canton 00:09:55.725 --> 00:09:57.810 whose favorite color is blue just like... 00:10:01.897 --> 00:10:04.233 I can dance. Want me to show you? 00:10:04.275 --> 00:10:06.569 Okay. 00:10:10.489 --> 00:10:13.117 Boop bee, boop bee, boop bee, boop bee 00:10:13.159 --> 00:10:15.870 Boop bee, boop bee, boop bee, boo 00:10:15.911 --> 00:10:17.038 Boop bee, boop bee 00:10:17.079 --> 00:10:18.539 Boop bee, boop bee 00:10:18.581 --> 00:10:21.334 Boop bee, boop bee, boop bee, boo 00:10:21.375 --> 00:10:22.793 Boop bee, boop bee 00:10:22.793 --> 00:10:24.170 Boop bee, bee... 00:10:24.211 --> 00:10:25.171 This is just embarrassing. 00:10:25.254 --> 00:10:26.797 Boop bee, boo 00:10:26.797 --> 00:10:29.467 Boop bee, boop bee, boop bee... 00:10:29.508 --> 00:10:31.302 Oh, my God, you little angel. 00:10:31.302 --> 00:10:32.845 That is the cutest thing. 00:10:32.887 --> 00:10:34.472 Boop bee, boo 00:10:34.472 --> 00:10:36.223 Boop bee, boop bee, boop bee 00:10:36.307 --> 00:10:37.850 Boo bee... 00:10:39.477 --> 00:10:41.937 Why are we doing the dishes anyways? 00:10:41.979 --> 00:10:44.690 I don't know. Just shut up. 00:10:54.033 --> 00:10:55.743 All right! 00:11:02.166 --> 00:11:03.709 Hi, guys. 00:11:03.709 --> 00:11:05.586 All right, drop the cute stuff. 00:11:05.628 --> 00:11:07.463 What cute stuff? 00:11:07.546 --> 00:11:09.423 You! Standing there with your big eyes 00:11:09.465 --> 00:11:11.050 and your dopey voice. 00:11:11.050 --> 00:11:13.177 I have to resist hugging you myself. 00:11:13.219 --> 00:11:14.637 I'm not doing anything. 00:11:14.720 --> 00:11:16.639 Yeah? Then what's that? 00:11:17.306 --> 00:11:18.724 Nothing. 00:11:20.893 --> 00:11:23.396 You were going to make her a card? 00:11:23.437 --> 00:11:24.397 No. 00:11:24.438 --> 00:11:27.108 You like glitter, Dewey? 00:11:29.360 --> 00:11:31.445 Now, not so much ice this time. 00:11:31.487 --> 00:11:33.531 I'm not cold. 00:11:35.658 --> 00:11:38.452 Hey, why don't you pay for dinner, since we got parking. 00:11:38.494 --> 00:11:40.871 You're taking advantage of me because I'm drunk? 00:11:40.955 --> 00:11:42.456 Yeah. 00:11:42.498 --> 00:11:44.417 I wish he would. 00:11:44.458 --> 00:11:46.210 Okay. 00:11:46.252 --> 00:11:48.462 I hope you're proud of yourself. 00:11:48.504 --> 00:11:49.463 I can't help it. 00:11:49.505 --> 00:11:51.048 I don't know what it is. 00:11:51.090 --> 00:11:53.467 It's like the guy gives off some kind of scent. 00:11:53.509 --> 00:11:55.136 The hair on the back of my neck stands up, 00:11:55.219 --> 00:11:56.470 and I want to tear him apart. 00:11:56.512 --> 00:11:58.389 I would never have the courage to do what Hal did. 00:11:58.389 --> 00:12:00.474 Oh, sure, occasionally I'll yell at someone. 00:12:00.516 --> 00:12:02.518 It's always with the car window rolled up. 00:12:02.560 --> 00:12:05.146 Can I just say thank you? 00:12:05.229 --> 00:12:07.440 Tom, don't encourage him. 00:12:07.481 --> 00:12:09.442 I'm just saying, I'd do what Hal did if I could. 00:12:09.483 --> 00:12:11.569 But you can't because you're a coward. 00:12:11.610 --> 00:12:13.612 That's my point. 00:12:15.406 --> 00:12:16.949 And I've got Mr. Sorenson for math. 00:12:16.991 --> 00:12:18.409 Do you think that guy ever changes his pants? 00:12:18.409 --> 00:12:19.410 'Cause I don't think so. 00:12:19.493 --> 00:12:20.411 Really? 00:12:20.494 --> 00:12:21.996 Listen to me rambling on and on. 00:12:22.037 --> 00:12:23.873 I have completely lost track of time. 00:12:23.914 --> 00:12:26.417 Uh, this call? About 97 minutes. 00:12:26.417 --> 00:12:28.419 It's been so great talking to you. 00:12:28.419 --> 00:12:30.212 Yeah, yeah, you, too. 00:12:30.254 --> 00:12:32.590 You were always so nice to me. 00:12:32.631 --> 00:12:34.633 Ah, well, you deserve it, you know. 00:12:34.717 --> 00:12:36.761 You're a nice person. 00:12:36.802 --> 00:12:38.179 I'm wearing one of your shirts. 00:12:38.220 --> 00:12:40.598 I was going to sleep in it tonight. 00:12:41.640 --> 00:12:42.725 I hope you don't mind. 00:12:42.767 --> 00:12:44.935 No, no. 00:12:44.935 --> 00:12:47.396 Anyway, um... 00:12:47.438 --> 00:12:49.607 I-I don't know quite how to say this, 00:12:49.648 --> 00:12:51.567 so I'm just going to say it. 00:12:51.609 --> 00:12:53.652 I think you're really special. 00:12:53.694 --> 00:12:55.279 And, um, well... 00:12:55.321 --> 00:12:58.282 I heard you were going to be home in a couple of weeks, 00:12:58.324 --> 00:13:00.451 and, well, my parents are going to be out of town, 00:13:00.451 --> 00:13:02.953 and I thought maybe you could come over 00:13:02.953 --> 00:13:06.540 and we could... you know. 00:13:06.582 --> 00:13:08.542 Listen, Patty, I have to say this, 00:13:08.584 --> 00:13:11.545 and I am sorry, but I don't want to lead you on. 00:13:11.587 --> 00:13:16.133 I am so not physically attracted to you. 00:13:17.635 --> 00:13:19.136 Like, at all. 00:13:19.178 --> 00:13:21.806 I think of you as a friend. 00:13:21.847 --> 00:13:23.349 Uh-huh. 00:13:23.390 --> 00:13:25.559 Oh, Patty, see, now I hurt your feelings. 00:13:25.601 --> 00:13:28.479 I know this may be really hard for you to believe, 00:13:28.479 --> 00:13:30.064 but there is someone out there 00:13:30.105 --> 00:13:32.566 who will find you physically attractive. 00:13:32.608 --> 00:13:34.652 And you'll find him, and when you do... 00:13:34.693 --> 00:13:36.570 Look, I get it, Francis. 00:13:36.612 --> 00:13:38.989 Okay, someone's out there for me, and it's not you! 00:13:38.989 --> 00:13:40.825 That's the spirit. 00:13:44.119 --> 00:13:46.247 You had to do it, man. 00:13:46.288 --> 00:13:49.834 It's tough when you're their one shot at happiness. 00:13:49.834 --> 00:13:52.670 This is going to send her straight to the fridge. 00:13:52.711 --> 00:13:56.173 Hey, Patty, want to play video hockey? 00:13:56.173 --> 00:13:58.717 Um, not right now. 00:14:01.637 --> 00:14:03.556 Hey, where are you going? 00:14:03.597 --> 00:14:05.933 To find out what's wrong and make her feel better. 00:14:06.016 --> 00:14:08.185 No. I'll go find out what's wrong and make her feel better. 00:14:08.227 --> 00:14:09.728 You'll just make her more upset. 00:14:09.770 --> 00:14:11.188 I happen to be sensitive. 00:14:11.230 --> 00:14:13.274 You're stupid and a creep. 00:14:13.357 --> 00:14:15.568 I'll kick your *! 00:14:16.819 --> 00:14:18.529 Say I can make her feel better! 00:14:18.571 --> 00:14:19.613 No! 00:14:19.655 --> 00:14:20.865 Boop bee 00:14:20.906 --> 00:14:22.575 Boop bee, boop bee, boo 00:14:22.616 --> 00:14:24.201 Boop bee, boop bee, boop bee, boo 00:14:24.243 --> 00:14:26.620 Boop bee, boop bee, boop bee, boo... 00:14:26.662 --> 00:14:27.788 You are so sweet. 00:14:27.830 --> 00:14:29.540 Boop bee, boop bee 00:14:29.582 --> 00:14:32.626 Boop bee, boop bee, boop bee, boo... 00:14:32.668 --> 00:14:34.879 He's cute. 00:14:34.920 --> 00:14:38.465 I hate him for being cute. 00:14:40.759 --> 00:14:43.012 I don't feel so good. 00:14:43.053 --> 00:14:44.638 Maybe it was the oysters. 00:14:44.680 --> 00:14:47.057 Uh-huh. Hal, do you have the... 00:14:47.141 --> 00:14:50.060 Where's Hal? 00:14:54.481 --> 00:14:56.734 I used to have a Rottweiler like this. 00:14:56.775 --> 00:14:58.569 Excuse me. 00:15:16.837 --> 00:15:20.674 I can't believe she's sleeping in the bed right down the hall. 00:15:20.716 --> 00:15:22.635 I can't sleep. 00:15:26.764 --> 00:15:29.016 He's not that cute. 00:15:32.353 --> 00:15:33.270 I'm scared. 00:15:33.270 --> 00:15:35.397 I had a nightmare. 00:15:35.481 --> 00:15:36.815 Oh, you poor baby. 00:15:36.857 --> 00:15:39.068 Want to sleep with me? 00:15:41.111 --> 00:15:43.072 Okay, come on. 00:15:43.113 --> 00:15:45.074 All righty. 00:15:53.248 --> 00:15:55.084 I don't believe it. 00:15:55.125 --> 00:15:57.586 I'm supposed to be the genius, and I'm being outsmarted 00:15:57.586 --> 00:16:00.005 by a kid who can't even tie his own shoes. 00:16:00.047 --> 00:16:01.590 We can't let him get away with this. 00:16:01.674 --> 00:16:04.927 We're taking him down. 00:16:07.221 --> 00:16:08.931 Would you stop this, please?! 00:16:08.931 --> 00:16:12.017 You are humiliating me in front of my friends! 00:16:13.227 --> 00:16:15.938 I'm okay. 00:16:16.939 --> 00:16:18.148 You are both middle-aged men. 00:16:18.190 --> 00:16:21.777 You are too old and too weak to accomplish anything here! 00:16:21.819 --> 00:16:24.029 It's too late! Something snapped! 00:16:24.071 --> 00:16:26.323 I'm way past the point of no return. 00:16:26.365 --> 00:16:29.159 We're talking primal animal urges! 00:16:29.201 --> 00:16:33.163 I'm going to let nature take its course and kill him! 00:16:37.459 --> 00:16:39.169 In 30 seconds, 00:16:39.211 --> 00:16:42.631 I am going to instruct these men to let you go. 00:16:42.631 --> 00:16:43.632 Thank you, Lois. Thank you. 00:16:43.716 --> 00:16:47.136 And then you will have a choice. 00:16:47.177 --> 00:16:51.306 You can indulge your primal urges with him, or... 00:16:52.975 --> 00:16:55.644 ...you can come back to the motel 00:16:55.644 --> 00:16:58.147 and indulge your primal urges with me. 00:17:07.656 --> 00:17:10.659 Don't trivialize my anger, Lois! 00:17:12.494 --> 00:17:13.829 I mean, there are some things 00:17:13.829 --> 00:17:16.707 that you just don't try to talk people out of. 00:17:22.880 --> 00:17:25.340 I have a legitimate situation here. 00:17:25.382 --> 00:17:26.425 I know, baby. 00:17:46.403 --> 00:17:47.404 It's working. 00:17:47.488 --> 00:17:48.697 Okay, I'll hold him, 00:17:48.739 --> 00:17:50.199 you put the tape over his mouth. 00:17:50.240 --> 00:17:52.367 Then we'll take him to the garage. 00:17:53.577 --> 00:17:55.496 Where did he go? 00:17:57.414 --> 00:17:58.624 There he is. 00:17:58.707 --> 00:18:00.459 Come to papa. 00:18:08.801 --> 00:18:10.010 He locked us out! 00:18:10.094 --> 00:18:11.970 Dewey, come to bed. 00:18:12.012 --> 00:18:14.473 Okay. 00:18:17.267 --> 00:18:18.977 Great. 00:18:19.019 --> 00:18:21.605 What are we supposed to do now? 00:18:27.486 --> 00:18:30.614 Oh, my God, what is this stuff?! 00:18:30.614 --> 00:18:33.408 Well, at least the night wasn't a total loss. 00:18:34.284 --> 00:18:36.078 Oh, geez. Oh, what is that?