WEBVTT 00:01:28.843 --> 00:01:30.178 To Mr. Kusuo Saiki. 00:01:30.178 --> 00:01:33.473 I know that you are a psychic. 00:01:33.473 --> 00:01:35.517 Of course, I don't intend to tell anyone about you. 00:01:35.517 --> 00:01:38.478 I'm writing this letter to let you know I'm not your enemy, 00:01:38.478 --> 00:01:40.980 and that I wish to be your apprentice. 00:01:40.980 --> 00:01:43.483 I also have unique abilities, 00:01:43.483 --> 00:01:45.652 which is how I came to know about you, Master. 00:01:45.652 --> 00:01:47.153 He's already calling me "Master." 00:01:47.153 --> 00:01:48.947 I'll come see you in person some time soon. 00:01:48.947 --> 00:01:50.198 Sincerely, your faithful servant. 00:01:50.198 --> 00:01:52.033 He's gone from apprentice to servant. 00:01:52.033 --> 00:01:55.537 Still, I'm surprised there's someone else around with supernatural powers. 00:01:55.537 --> 00:01:57.288 Just what kind of person is he? 00:01:57.288 --> 00:01:59.749 I need to find out before he comes to see me. 00:02:00.458 --> 00:02:01.751 Psychometry. 00:02:02.252 --> 00:02:05.964 The ability to read feelings and memories of a person 00:02:05.964 --> 00:02:07.882 that have been stored in an object. 00:02:07.882 --> 00:02:09.551 Take this Shounen Jump as an example. 00:02:10.093 --> 00:02:11.553 The magazine production process... 00:02:11.553 --> 00:02:13.429 Spoilers for pages I haven't seen... 00:02:13.429 --> 00:02:14.514 A half-dead manga author... 00:02:14.514 --> 00:02:17.058 With one touch, my mind is flooded with unwanted information. 00:02:17.058 --> 00:02:18.935 Thus in my day-to-day life, 00:02:18.935 --> 00:02:20.895 I wear extremely thin, transparent gloves 00:02:20.895 --> 00:02:23.231 invisible to the 00:02:23.231 --> 00:02:26.192 My psychometry is only invoked when I touch things directly. 00:02:26.192 --> 00:02:27.777 But it's useful for times like this. 00:02:27.777 --> 00:02:30.113 I'll learn what the sender is like with psychometry. 00:02:30.238 --> 00:02:32.740 Wow... Your house is pretty normal. 00:02:32.740 --> 00:02:35.785 This is a little too soon. Why even send me a letter? 00:02:35.785 --> 00:02:37.912 Oh, sorry! Allow me to introduce myself. 00:02:37.912 --> 00:02:40.790 My name is Reita Toritsuka. Nice to meet you, Master! 00:02:40.790 --> 00:02:42.917 Um, I'm sixteen years old. 00:02:42.917 --> 00:02:44.669 But you already know with your telepathy, right? 00:02:44.669 --> 00:02:47.422 Anyway, I've heard so much about you. 00:02:47.422 --> 00:02:49.632 Well, from ghosts, that is. 00:02:49.632 --> 00:02:51.509 I see. So he's a spirit medium, huh? 00:02:51.509 --> 00:02:53.803 You can't see spirits, Master? 00:02:53.803 --> 00:02:55.013 I can't see them at all. 00:02:55.013 --> 00:02:57.557 That's good. I'm seeing about fifteen right now. 00:02:57.557 --> 00:03:00.727 That many? That sounds crowded even for a house party. 00:03:00.727 --> 00:03:03.980 Spirits tend to gather in order to observe a psychic. 00:03:03.980 --> 00:03:06.482 There's an old lady of around 60 in that corner of the ceiling. 00:03:06.482 --> 00:03:08.943 Right next to you is a guy with his * exposed, and... 00:03:08.943 --> 00:03:10.486 But more to the point, Master, 00:03:10.486 --> 00:03:11.905 Please take me as your apprentice! 00:03:11.905 --> 00:03:13.781 Wait, what do you mean by "* exposed"? 00:03:13.781 --> 00:03:15.533 Don't worry. He's completely harmless. 00:03:15.533 --> 00:03:16.910 Obviously not to my mental state. 00:03:16.910 --> 00:03:18.786 Oh, looks like he's already gone. 00:03:18.786 --> 00:03:20.288 The * is right on his face. 00:03:20.288 --> 00:03:21.748 What do you take a psychic for? 00:03:21.748 --> 00:03:24.250 To be completely honest, I can't do anything about them. 00:03:24.250 --> 00:03:26.252 You can't? Can't spirit mediums go like... 00:03:26.252 --> 00:03:26.920 Begone! 00:03:26.920 --> 00:03:27.503 ...or something? 00:03:27.503 --> 00:03:30.673 I can see ghosts and talk to them. 00:03:30.673 --> 00:03:31.674 That's all I can do. 00:03:31.674 --> 00:03:34.844 I have had these abilities since birth, as someone born in a temple. 00:03:34.844 --> 00:03:37.096 From birth, huh? Just like me. 00:03:37.096 --> 00:03:40.892 When I was little, I couldn't even tell the difference between humans and ghosts. 00:03:40.892 --> 00:03:44.103 Then, my beloved grandma told me that 00:03:44.103 --> 00:03:47.982 since ghosts don't have physical forms, you can tell by trying to touch them. 00:03:47.982 --> 00:03:49.067 So I tried it and found out 00:03:49.692 --> 00:03:51.152 that my grandma was a ghost. 00:03:51.152 --> 00:03:51.819 Harsh. 00:03:51.819 --> 00:03:54.781 So I got bummed out, but then my grandpa came to cheer me up. 00:03:54.781 --> 00:03:56.241 But he was a ghost too. 00:03:56.241 --> 00:03:57.492 It's a frustrating power, 00:03:57.492 --> 00:04:00.787 but I've kept trying to think of how I could make it useful... 00:04:00.787 --> 00:04:02.538 It's not really useless. 00:04:02.538 --> 00:04:04.958 By speaking with the dead, you can bring peace to many people. 00:04:04.958 --> 00:04:07.001 ...like, "How can I make some money off this?" 00:04:08.711 --> 00:04:09.837 Well... Okay. 00:04:09.837 --> 00:04:13.216 Then I heard about you from one of my ghost acquaintances. 00:04:13.216 --> 00:04:16.469 - Hey, you went to the women's bath, right? Tell me about it! - He told me about a guy with all sorts of powers, like telepathy, 00:04:16.469 --> 00:04:19.097 - Oh, come on. Tell me. Do the women hide their naughty bits with towels?! - X-ray vision, teleportation, clairvoyance, and psychokinesis. 00:04:19.097 --> 00:04:21.474 You only cared about the women's bath, didn't you? 00:04:21.474 --> 00:04:23.309 Saiki! Please take me as your apprentice 00:04:23.309 --> 00:04:25.186 and teach me how to use psychic powers! Please! 00:04:25.186 --> 00:04:27.480 Suppose you do learn how to use these abilities. 00:04:27.480 --> 00:04:29.148 You'll just act on your perversions, right? 00:04:29.148 --> 00:04:30.942 As you can read minds, 00:04:30.942 --> 00:04:33.569 I know I can't hide anything from you. So I'll be honest! 00:04:33.569 --> 00:04:37.615 I want to do stuff like look at naked girls or win the lottery with precognition. 00:04:37.615 --> 00:04:38.866 I wanna live as I please! 00:04:38.866 --> 00:04:40.118 That's way too honest. 00:04:40.118 --> 00:04:43.037 I'm interested in clairvoyance too. That's for peeping! 00:04:43.037 --> 00:04:43.705 I'll flip girls' skirts with psychokinesis, 00:04:43.705 --> 00:04:46.124 - I've never seen such unabashedly unrepentant scum. - and teleport to women's baths all over the world, 00:04:46.124 --> 00:04:48.334 - including countries like Russia, France, and Brazil! - But these powers don't work they way he thinks. 00:04:48.334 --> 00:04:50.336 Thoughts rush into your head like a waterfall... 00:04:50.336 --> 00:04:51.587 You can see things too well... 00:04:51.587 --> 00:04:53.464 You can't touch anything without gloves... 00:04:53.464 --> 00:04:55.675 You have no idea how difficult it is. 00:04:55.675 --> 00:04:57.635 Don't think being a psychic is easy! 00:04:57.635 --> 00:04:58.886 W-Well anyway, I'll be going now. 00:04:59.429 --> 00:05:01.347 Don't tell anyone about today, got that? 00:05:01.347 --> 00:05:02.724 But can I come and visit again? 00:05:02.724 --> 00:05:03.975 Just go home alrea— 00:05:04.517 --> 00:05:07.562 Psychometry?! I forgot to put the glove back on! 00:05:07.562 --> 00:05:10.523 When I touch humans, it's as if their senses become my own. 00:05:10.523 --> 00:05:11.524 M-Master? 00:05:14.694 --> 00:05:16.654 Master? Is something wrong?! 00:05:16.654 --> 00:05:19.032 Well... I guess we've both got it tough. 00:05:25.204 --> 00:05:26.622 - Good morning! - I was surprised yesterday by this spirit medium. 00:05:26.622 --> 00:05:27.498 Morning! 00:05:27.498 --> 00:05:28.666 Toritsuka, was it? 00:05:28.666 --> 00:05:31.252 I heard that the class next door got some special transfer student. 00:05:31.252 --> 00:05:32.378 Really? 00:05:32.545 --> 00:05:34.839 Hey, what is my guardian spirit like? 00:05:34.839 --> 00:05:36.424 She looks like a medieval noblewoman. 00:05:36.424 --> 00:05:38.551 She's beautiful, just like you. 00:05:38.551 --> 00:05:39.177 Oh, stop it. 00:05:39.177 --> 00:05:40.636 Hey, tell me about mine too! 00:05:40.636 --> 00:05:42.096 Oh, Master! Thanks for yesterday! 00:05:42.096 --> 00:05:43.306 Could this be any more cliched? 00:05:44.182 --> 00:05:45.725 So... Change schools. 00:05:45.725 --> 00:05:47.226 H-Hold on a sec! 00:05:47.226 --> 00:05:48.269 Why are you so upset? 00:05:48.269 --> 00:05:49.896 - Didn't I tell you I was transferring here? - You did not. 00:05:49.896 --> 00:05:51.898 I just assumed you'd know with your powers. 00:05:51.898 --> 00:05:52.523 You were wrong. 00:05:52.523 --> 00:05:56.110 Are you're worried I'll tell people about your psychic powers, Master?! 00:05:56.110 --> 00:05:58.154 First off, stop calling me "Master." 00:05:58.154 --> 00:05:59.864 My lips are sealed! 00:06:01.074 --> 00:06:02.825 This weapon dissolves in water, 00:06:02.825 --> 00:06:05.661 so once it's flushed, no one will know what happened. 00:06:05.745 --> 00:06:09.207 I feel like a kid who got beat up by a delinquent on their first day at a new school. 00:06:09.207 --> 00:06:10.792 I don't get why you want to hide it. 00:06:10.792 --> 00:06:12.794 Psychic powers would get you all sorts of attention. 00:06:12.794 --> 00:06:13.753 That's what I don't want. 00:06:13.753 --> 00:06:18.174 Oh, I guess it is kinda creepy to have someone peeking into your mind. 00:06:18.174 --> 00:06:20.218 Forget minds! You can peek at people's bodies too! 00:06:20.218 --> 00:06:23.137 Whoa! Then you can see all the girls naked whenever you want! 00:06:27.016 --> 00:06:28.893 Okay! That transfer student just fell for me too. 00:06:28.893 --> 00:06:31.562 Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Who's that super pretty girl?! 00:06:31.562 --> 00:06:32.814 That's Teruhashi. 00:06:32.814 --> 00:06:35.149 She just passed by you for no reason whatsoever. 00:06:35.149 --> 00:06:35.983 You should thank her. 00:06:35.983 --> 00:06:38.528 Did you see every nook and cranny of her body too, Saiki?! 00:06:38.528 --> 00:06:39.987 Don't make it sound perverted. 00:06:39.987 --> 00:06:41.072 There he is! 00:06:41.072 --> 00:06:42.323 You can see guardian spirits, right?! 00:06:42.323 --> 00:06:43.282 Tell me mine too! 00:06:43.282 --> 00:06:44.617 Saiki... 00:06:44.617 --> 00:06:45.993 Maybe I can settle for this. 00:06:45.993 --> 00:06:49.205 Okay! I'll tell you all about them! One at a time, now! 00:06:49.205 --> 00:06:51.124 By the way, what's a guardian spirit? 00:06:51.124 --> 00:06:53.835 Just as it sounds, it's a spirit that protects you. 00:06:53.835 --> 00:06:55.920 Wow! Then who's my guardian spirit? 00:06:55.920 --> 00:06:58.798 Your spirit is... a samurai. 00:06:58.798 --> 00:07:00.216 Looks like he'll keep you safe. 00:07:00.883 --> 00:07:03.803 Yours is an upper-class woman from Europe or thereabouts. 00:07:03.803 --> 00:07:04.637 Really?! 00:07:04.637 --> 00:07:06.305 Ooh, ooh, me next! 00:07:06.305 --> 00:07:07.557 Yours is... 00:07:07.557 --> 00:07:09.725 Um... It's... 00:07:09.725 --> 00:07:11.978 a bard, maybe? From somewhere like... France? 00:07:11.978 --> 00:07:13.062 That's amazing! 00:07:13.062 --> 00:07:15.314 He might be in his 20s... with long hair. 00:07:15.314 --> 00:07:16.190 I know you can see me! 00:07:16.190 --> 00:07:17.775 He's a handsome... guy... 00:07:17.775 --> 00:07:19.193 Hey! Tell us about ours too! 00:07:19.193 --> 00:07:20.194 Mine too! 00:07:20.194 --> 00:07:20.736 Me first! 00:07:20.736 --> 00:07:22.613 Are there any girls left? 00:07:22.613 --> 00:07:23.823 Hey! Don't ignore us! 00:07:24.490 --> 00:07:25.992 Okay, let's see... 00:07:25.992 --> 00:07:27.577 Geezer, hag, hag, and hag. Okay, done. 00:07:27.577 --> 00:07:28.536 So yours is... 00:07:28.536 --> 00:07:29.745 At least pretend to care! 00:07:29.996 --> 00:07:31.289 You should ask him too, Hairo. 00:07:31.289 --> 00:07:33.207 Oh, I'm fine. 00:07:33.207 --> 00:07:35.710 You've got an incredible guardian spirit! 00:07:35.710 --> 00:07:36.210 What? 00:07:36.210 --> 00:07:39.964 He's a very passionate man. A tennis player...? 00:07:39.964 --> 00:07:42.592 A very passionate man! I think maybe his name is Shu— 00:07:42.592 --> 00:07:43.551 He's still alive, you know. 00:07:43.551 --> 00:07:45.553 Guardian spirits? What nonsense. 00:07:45.553 --> 00:07:47.597 Still, I suppose it'd be rude not to hear you out. 00:07:47.597 --> 00:07:49.640 So tell me what my guardian spirit or whatever is. 00:07:49.640 --> 00:07:50.558 He's dying to know. 00:07:50.558 --> 00:07:53.603 Your guardian spirit is quite abnormal. 00:07:54.145 --> 00:07:55.771 Seriously?! "Quite abnormal"?! 00:07:55.771 --> 00:07:58.608 Is it a demon?! A sealed monster?! A dark spirit?! 00:07:58.608 --> 00:08:00.234 I-I see. So what is it? Tell me. 00:08:00.234 --> 00:08:00.985 It's a chihuahua. 00:08:01.736 --> 00:08:04.030 - Ch-Chihuahua?! - A chihuahua, he said! 00:08:04.030 --> 00:08:06.574 - That's so cute! - How dare he! I bet he's a fraud! 00:08:06.574 --> 00:08:08.451 Hey, what's the fuss? A festival? 00:08:08.451 --> 00:08:09.744 Here comes someone abnormal. 00:08:09.744 --> 00:08:12.288 - That guy said he could see guardian spirits. What a farce. - Chihuahua... 00:08:12.288 --> 00:08:13.372 Guardian spirit? What's that? 00:08:13.372 --> 00:08:15.666 Now, no pushing. Wait your turn, okay? 00:08:15.666 --> 00:08:17.543 Hey, what's my guardian spirit? 00:08:18.127 --> 00:08:20.922 Nendou's guardian spirit? I sort of want to know what it is. 00:08:20.922 --> 00:08:22.965 Your guardian spirit is a politician. 00:08:22.965 --> 00:08:24.217 - What? Really? - Bzzt. Ignored. 00:08:24.926 --> 00:08:27.428 Hey, what's my guardian spirit? I gotta say, I'm so glad that I transferred to this school! 00:08:28.012 --> 00:08:31.390 It's the beginning of my rosy school life! 00:08:31.390 --> 00:08:33.476 Do you want to know your guardian spirit too, Saiki? 00:08:33.476 --> 00:08:37.355 I couldn't care less. But please tell him what his is. He's getting really annoying. 00:08:37.355 --> 00:08:40.566 Shut up! I told you that you don't have to follow me around! 00:08:40.566 --> 00:08:41.776 What's with you all of a sudden? 00:08:49.200 --> 00:08:51.494 What?! You're not a ghost?! 00:08:51.494 --> 00:08:53.037 You thought he was a ghost? 00:08:53.037 --> 00:08:56.290 But you've been ignoring him this whole time like you couldn't see him! 00:08:56.290 --> 00:08:57.542 No, I just choose to ignore him. 00:08:57.542 --> 00:08:58.876 What the heck was that for?! 00:08:58.876 --> 00:08:59.752 No way. Seriously? 00:08:59.752 --> 00:09:00.711 It's true! I can see an old hag behind him! 00:09:00.711 --> 00:09:03.631 - Good grief. He can't tell a ghost from a human? - What do you mean "hag," you *?! 00:09:03.631 --> 00:09:05.841 - A hag is a hag! - Spirit mediums sure have it tough. 00:09:06.342 --> 00:09:09.178 Saiki, there's something I want to show you. 00:09:09.178 --> 00:09:11.722 Could you touch me while using your psychometry? 00:09:11.722 --> 00:09:15.101 I think you'll know why I made the mistake I made. 00:09:15.101 --> 00:09:15.935 This is... 00:09:16.936 --> 00:09:19.605 Let me introduce you. This is my guardian spirit. 00:09:19.605 --> 00:09:23.276 You really do have it tough. 00:09:33.995 --> 00:09:36.581 Oof... Oof... This is heavy. 00:09:37.957 --> 00:09:38.958 Whoa, there. 00:09:38.958 --> 00:09:40.126 Are you okay? 00:09:40.126 --> 00:09:41.836 This sure is heavy. Where are you taking it? 00:09:41.836 --> 00:09:43.170 - To the teachers' room. - Kineshi Hairo. 00:09:43.170 --> 00:09:45.214 He's our class rep and a pillar of our class. 00:09:45.214 --> 00:09:47.383 Due to his innate kindness and leadership, 00:09:47.383 --> 00:09:48.426 - Then I'll carry it for you. - the class has a lot of respect for him. 00:09:48.426 --> 00:09:49.176 What? Are you sure? 00:09:49.176 --> 00:09:49.885 But... 00:09:49.885 --> 00:09:50.970 However...! 00:09:51.512 --> 00:09:52.847 First, bring it this far! 00:09:52.847 --> 00:09:55.141 People get stronger by exceeding their limits! 00:09:55.141 --> 00:09:56.392 Now! Come on! 00:09:56.392 --> 00:09:57.852 Good job! Keep it up! 00:09:57.852 --> 00:09:59.687 Don't give in! Go for it! 00:09:59.687 --> 00:10:01.772 Since he's passionate to a fault, he's a bit annoying. 00:10:02.732 --> 00:10:05.443 Nice guts! Okay then! Now it's my turn to try hard! 00:10:05.443 --> 00:10:08.446 - I'll carry it there while doing bunny-hops! - What?! 00:10:08.446 --> 00:10:11.782 As tough as he is on others, he's a lot tougher on himself. 00:10:11.782 --> 00:10:14.910 - That's probably why my classmates look up to him. - Hey, Hairo's doing something! 00:10:14.910 --> 00:10:16.621 Let's hop along with him! 00:10:16.621 --> 00:10:18.164 We have nothing to carry, but let's follow him! 00:10:18.164 --> 00:10:18.664 Yeah! 00:10:20.291 --> 00:10:22.126 I'm coming for you, teachers' room! 00:10:22.126 --> 00:10:26.380 He's a decent enough guy, but the two of us would probably be like oil and water. 00:10:27.840 --> 00:10:29.592 Saiki! Did you know? 00:10:29.592 --> 00:10:33.054 Apparently, people sweat about 300 milliliters while they're sleeping. 00:10:33.054 --> 00:10:33.804 So what? 00:10:33.804 --> 00:10:35.723 Sports Day is coming up soon, right? 00:10:35.723 --> 00:10:37.933 I'm working on the entry gate for it right now. 00:10:37.933 --> 00:10:40.436 Kudou had been helping me, but he caught a cold. 00:10:40.436 --> 00:10:42.104 Why are you giving up?! 00:10:42.104 --> 00:10:43.981 Colds are a matter of willpower! 00:10:43.981 --> 00:10:46.150 You can do it! You can do it! Never give up! 00:10:46.150 --> 00:10:47.151 Are you a demon? 00:10:47.151 --> 00:10:49.236 It's almost done. 00:10:49.236 --> 00:10:51.113 All's left is to connect the arch to the pedestals. 00:10:51.113 --> 00:10:52.615 So I'd appreciate a little he— 00:10:55.284 --> 00:10:58.037 Pedestal! You were standing just fine yesterday! 00:10:58.037 --> 00:10:59.789 Hey! Get up, pedestal! 00:10:59.789 --> 00:11:01.207 Pep talks won't work on a pedestal. 00:11:01.207 --> 00:11:05.044 - Why are you giving up?! - Well, this isn't something the two of us can fix by ourselves. 00:11:05.044 --> 00:11:06.462 - Time to go home. - Wait, Saiki. 00:11:06.462 --> 00:11:07.922 Let's throw our all in fixing it! 00:11:07.922 --> 00:11:10.132 If we're quick, we should finish by the last train of the day! 00:11:10.132 --> 00:11:11.175 Oh, give me a break. 00:11:12.927 --> 00:11:14.345 You can do it! I know you can do it! 00:11:14.345 --> 00:11:16.263 Don't give up! Give it all you've got! 00:11:16.263 --> 00:11:16.806 Give it a rest. 00:11:16.806 --> 00:11:19.141 Good grief. What am I doing? 00:11:19.141 --> 00:11:19.767 Never give up! 00:11:20.518 --> 00:11:22.228 It's hard to tell how much strength I should use. 00:11:22.228 --> 00:11:23.854 Dammit! This is unbelievable! 00:11:23.854 --> 00:11:25.356 We don't have enough lumber! 00:11:25.356 --> 00:11:26.107 Let's call it here? 00:11:26.107 --> 00:11:26.732 I'll go buy some! 00:11:26.732 --> 00:11:27.316 Just give up! 00:11:27.316 --> 00:11:29.527 Saiki! Keep those repairs going, will you? 00:11:31.070 --> 00:11:31.987 What a pain... 00:11:31.987 --> 00:11:34.031 I could leave now, 00:11:34.031 --> 00:11:36.033 but he'd chew my ear off for it tomorrow. 00:11:36.033 --> 00:11:38.994 Why did you leave?! Did you actually giv— 00:11:38.994 --> 00:11:42.456 I'm not used to handling hammers or saws, so I can work better without them. 00:11:44.834 --> 00:11:46.335 It'll look suspicious if I do too much. 00:11:48.129 --> 00:11:50.297 I'll just read a book while I wait. 00:11:53.467 --> 00:11:55.803 It's taking awfully long. What's he doing? 00:11:55.803 --> 00:11:59.014 Is he slacking off? No, that's not like Hairo. 00:11:59.014 --> 00:12:00.891 Well, I guess I'll try finding him. 00:12:01.517 --> 00:12:02.768 Clairvoyance! 00:12:02.768 --> 00:12:05.146 There he is. Good grief. What on Earth is he— 00:12:08.274 --> 00:12:09.525 Where the hell did he find that? 00:12:10.985 --> 00:12:12.486 The lumber shop was closed, 00:12:12.486 --> 00:12:14.196 but I found a good-sized log on the ground. 00:12:14.655 --> 00:12:15.531 What's with him? 00:12:15.531 --> 00:12:17.950 Did he like, break himself free after getting tied to a tree? 00:12:17.950 --> 00:12:20.161 I'm never gonna give up! 00:12:20.161 --> 00:12:23.456 You should've just called it there when you couldn't get to a lumber shop. 00:12:23.456 --> 00:12:26.375 Saiki is working hard too, all by himself right now! 00:12:26.375 --> 00:12:28.461 I cannot give up now! 00:12:28.461 --> 00:12:30.045 Don't worry. Just give it up. 00:12:30.045 --> 00:12:31.422 Wh-What the hell?! 00:12:31.422 --> 00:12:31.922 What? 00:12:31.922 --> 00:12:34.550 Fungi are... Fungi are breeding inside the log! 00:12:34.550 --> 00:12:35.259 Ditch the log. 00:12:35.259 --> 00:12:37.511 No! It's too soon to give up! 00:12:42.892 --> 00:12:44.310 He slid in on a slimy log... 00:12:44.310 --> 00:12:45.936 Sorry for the wait! 00:12:45.936 --> 00:12:47.813 Now we should be able to finish this by morning! 00:12:47.813 --> 00:12:49.356 No, even sooner! 00:12:49.774 --> 00:12:51.233 What're you guys doing here?! 00:12:51.233 --> 00:12:54.653 We saw you sliding in on the log while we were in the middle of our clubs! 00:12:54.653 --> 00:12:56.155 You always help us out... 00:12:56.155 --> 00:12:57.531 Let us help you too! 00:12:57.531 --> 00:13:00.075 Whoa... Okay! Let's do it! 00:13:00.075 --> 00:13:01.368 Let's all huddle! 00:13:01.368 --> 00:13:03.120 How about we just get started instead? 00:13:03.120 --> 00:13:04.997 Stop the fungi from breeding! 00:13:04.997 --> 00:13:05.956 I'm gonna saw like crazy! 00:13:05.956 --> 00:13:07.541 Hey! Don't slack off! 00:13:09.585 --> 00:13:10.586 It's finished! 00:13:10.586 --> 00:13:11.253 It's done! 00:13:11.253 --> 00:13:13.297 Whoa! This looks pretty good! 00:13:13.297 --> 00:13:15.800 Good grief. I didn't expect it to take this long. 00:13:15.800 --> 00:13:17.593 Ordinary people sure have it tough. 00:13:17.593 --> 00:13:20.304 Well, something like this isn't too bad once in a while. 00:13:20.304 --> 00:13:23.307 But why are you working on stuff for Sports Day now? 00:13:23.307 --> 00:13:25.142 It's still a month away. 00:13:25.142 --> 00:13:27.853 What're you saying?! One month will pass in no time. 00:13:30.314 --> 00:13:33.317 Yeah, the two of us really are like oil and water. 00:13:39.240 --> 00:13:41.283 Watch the house while we're out, okay? 00:13:41.283 --> 00:13:43.410 We'll be home around dusk. 00:13:43.410 --> 00:13:45.704 Right. They're going to the wedding of one of Dad's colleagues. 00:13:46.372 --> 00:13:48.332 The room is quite a mess. 00:13:48.332 --> 00:13:51.043 Well, I suppose I can help clean once in a while. 00:13:56.757 --> 00:13:59.760 There's lots of dust underneath the furniture. 00:13:59.760 --> 00:14:00.803 Good grief. 00:14:00.803 --> 00:14:03.222 How could anyone let this place get so dirty? 00:14:03.222 --> 00:14:05.182 Seriously, what if bugs— 00:14:12.189 --> 00:14:13.899 There was a cockroach... 00:14:13.899 --> 00:14:15.693 Most things don't bother me, 00:14:15.693 --> 00:14:17.361 but there's one thing I can't stand. 00:14:17.361 --> 00:14:18.404 Bugs. 00:14:18.404 --> 00:14:21.365 It's not because they look gross or anything. 00:14:21.365 --> 00:14:22.783 Well, maybe it is a little. 00:14:22.783 --> 00:14:25.870 But I hate bugs because I can't predict their actions. 00:14:25.870 --> 00:14:28.664 With my telepathy, I can read not only humans, 00:14:28.664 --> 00:14:30.833 but most animals as well. 00:14:30.833 --> 00:14:34.253 But bugs are so small that I can't register their thoughts. 00:14:34.253 --> 00:14:36.672 I utterly despise those creatures 00:14:36.672 --> 00:14:38.340 because I can't tell what they'll do. 00:14:38.340 --> 00:14:41.093 If I use psychokinesis, I can capture them in an instant. 00:14:41.093 --> 00:14:43.429 But I don't want even my psychokinesis to touch them. 00:14:43.429 --> 00:14:46.223 Well, I guess running to Texas was a bit of an overreaction... 00:14:46.223 --> 00:14:48.809 But as long as there's a roach there, I'm not staying in that house. 00:14:49.268 --> 00:14:51.854 Zuzuya will be delivering some Yukimi garlic chives daifuku, 00:14:51.854 --> 00:14:53.314 so be sure to answer the door, okay? 00:14:53.314 --> 00:14:54.315 That's right. 00:14:54.315 --> 00:14:56.233 A package will arrive today. 00:14:56.233 --> 00:14:59.153 So be it. It's been five minutes. Maybe it's time to go back. 00:15:00.112 --> 00:15:03.073 The roach was downstairs. Upstairs should be okay. 00:15:03.073 --> 00:15:04.408 But what do I do? 00:15:04.408 --> 00:15:06.660 I have to go downstairs to pick up the delivery. 00:15:06.660 --> 00:15:07.912 If only Dad were here... 00:15:07.912 --> 00:15:09.330 R-Roach! 00:15:09.330 --> 00:15:11.457 Oh, right. He's useless. Mom's the one who deals with bugs. 00:15:11.457 --> 00:15:12.917 - What? You found a roach? - 00:15:12.958 --> 00:15:17.046 She'd catch it as spectacularly as a veteran infielder and release it outside. 00:15:17.212 --> 00:15:18.631 Return to the forest! 00:15:19.173 --> 00:15:21.800 Maybe I should just teleport her back home? 00:15:21.800 --> 00:15:24.386 They're here! To think that they'd come so soon... 00:15:24.386 --> 00:15:25.930 No, this is actually good. 00:15:25.930 --> 00:15:27.514 Once I take the package, 00:15:27.514 --> 00:15:29.391 there's no reason for me to stay home. 00:15:29.391 --> 00:15:31.143 I can teleport right afterwards. 00:15:31.143 --> 00:15:32.937 So how do I get to the front door? 00:15:34.313 --> 00:15:35.272 All right, made it. 00:15:41.862 --> 00:15:43.113 Saint Petersburg, Russia 00:15:45.741 --> 00:15:47.159 There was a Nendou... 00:15:47.159 --> 00:15:49.870 Well, I guess there was no point in running. 00:15:49.870 --> 00:15:51.497 A bug, whose actions I can't predict, 00:15:51.497 --> 00:15:53.040 and Nendou, whose actions I can't predict... 00:15:53.040 --> 00:15:54.083 Give me a break. 00:15:54.083 --> 00:15:56.085 Both roaches and Nendou are too much for me. 00:15:56.085 --> 00:15:57.753 I might as well ask Nendou to— 00:15:58.337 --> 00:16:00.172 Of course! Why didn't I think of that?! 00:16:00.172 --> 00:16:02.883 It was only for a second, but I saw him with some kind of insect net. 00:16:03.217 --> 00:16:05.177 Okay! Leave it to me, pal. 00:16:05.636 --> 00:16:08.555 Whether it's one or a hundred roaches, I'll get rid of them all. 00:16:08.555 --> 00:16:11.141 I'll be in Brazil or whatever. Call me when you're done. 00:16:11.141 --> 00:16:13.352 Oh, there they are under here. 00:16:13.352 --> 00:16:14.436 Two of them! 00:16:14.436 --> 00:16:15.312 That's not good news. 00:16:15.312 --> 00:16:17.272 Can this thing be lifted? 00:16:17.773 --> 00:16:18.983 It's lighter than I thought. 00:16:18.983 --> 00:16:21.193 If it's to get rid of those roaches, I'll help all I can. 00:16:21.193 --> 00:16:23.487 Now they've got nowhere to run! 00:16:23.487 --> 00:16:24.154 Don't let go of it! 00:16:24.154 --> 00:16:26.156 Just hurry up and take them outsi— 00:16:27.783 --> 00:16:29.034 Hey, do you have any tissues? 00:16:29.034 --> 00:16:32.287 Well then, let's go have some ramen! 00:16:33.330 --> 00:16:35.499 Please excuse me for saying this, 00:16:35.499 --> 00:16:37.251 but could you leave? Now? 00:16:37.751 --> 00:16:39.211 We're home! 00:16:39.211 --> 00:16:41.088 Whoa! Our house is sparkling! 00:16:41.088 --> 00:16:43.090 So you cleaned, Kuu? 00:16:43.090 --> 00:16:43.632 Good grief. 00:16:43.632 --> 00:16:45.592 Thank you, Kuu. 00:16:45.592 --> 00:16:48.053 In return, you can have these chocolates they gave us at— 00:16:48.053 --> 00:16:49.179 I dropped them! 00:16:51.890 --> 00:16:53.767 Huh? Kuu? 00:16:55.728 --> 00:16:59.690 Mount Ngerchelchuus, Island of Babeldaob, Republic of Palau 00:17:10.117 --> 00:17:11.493 What?! You broke up with Minako?! 00:17:11.493 --> 00:17:12.953 Keep your voice down. 00:17:12.953 --> 00:17:13.829 You're single again, huh? 00:17:13.829 --> 00:17:14.413 Welcome back. 00:17:14.413 --> 00:17:17.624 - My ex-boyfriend would get jealous over nothing. - Good grief. I guess break-up season is here. 00:17:17.624 --> 00:17:20.002 I don't get what's so appealing about romance. 00:17:20.002 --> 00:17:21.628 I don't get it at all, Yumehara. 00:17:21.628 --> 00:17:24.882 Oh no... I'm looking at Saiki again. 00:17:24.882 --> 00:17:27.301 Chiyo Yumehara. I don't know what her deal was, 00:17:27.301 --> 00:17:30.012 but she used to have a crush on me and tried getting close to me. 00:17:30.012 --> 00:17:32.139 I evaded all her advances, 00:17:32.139 --> 00:17:33.223 and she gave up on me. 00:17:33.223 --> 00:17:35.392 I thought she was dating some other guy, but... 00:17:35.392 --> 00:17:36.894 He's got such kind eyes... 00:17:36.894 --> 00:17:38.395 the face of a prince... 00:17:38.395 --> 00:17:40.022 and such fair skin. 00:17:40.022 --> 00:17:41.607 I can't keep my eyes off him! 00:17:41.607 --> 00:17:42.399 Get them checked. 00:17:42.399 --> 00:17:45.360 No, this is wrong, Chiyo! You've got Takeru! 00:17:45.360 --> 00:17:48.989 But things haven't been going well lately. I wonder if we've lost our spark... 00:17:48.989 --> 00:17:51.200 Those words that made my heart skip a beat... 00:17:51.200 --> 00:17:53.410 A rain of tears is pouring in your heart. 00:17:53.410 --> 00:17:55.913 - I'll be the umbrella for your heart. - I'm the umbrella for your heart. 00:17:55.913 --> 00:17:59.583 - I'm an umbrella... made for your heart. - It's annoying how he seems to love saying that. 00:17:59.583 --> 00:18:02.753 And when he finally said something different... 00:18:02.753 --> 00:18:05.130 I'll be the kickboard for your heart. 00:18:05.130 --> 00:18:07.883 So, you know, you won't drown in the great ocean called life and stuff. 00:18:07.883 --> 00:18:09.593 ...it made no sense and turned me off. 00:18:09.593 --> 00:18:11.929 I see. Break-up season has come for you too, huh? 00:18:11.929 --> 00:18:14.932 That's not all. Takeru's feet stink. 00:18:14.932 --> 00:18:16.683 He makes lots of noise when he eats, 00:18:16.683 --> 00:18:18.477 and he holds chopsticks weird too. 00:18:18.477 --> 00:18:20.437 - He's very condescending to store clerks. - Is this how you treat customers?! 00:18:20.437 --> 00:18:22.481 - He's got terrible fashion sense. - Thanks for waiting. 00:18:22.481 --> 00:18:25.943 And he kills the mood at get-togethers all the time by dislocating his jaw. 00:18:25.943 --> 00:18:29.363 These days, all I can see are his faults. 00:18:30.197 --> 00:18:33.617 Good grief. I normally couldn't care less about other people's relationships, 00:18:33.617 --> 00:18:35.744 but she may go after me again if they break up. 00:18:35.744 --> 00:18:37.371 Fine, if that's how it is, 00:18:37.371 --> 00:18:39.832 I'll be the shelter that protects their umbrella. 00:18:40.541 --> 00:18:42.793 - Seriously?! That's pretty funny! - So that's Takeru, huh? 00:18:42.793 --> 00:18:44.419 Right? That's pretty funny, isn't it? 00:18:45.212 --> 00:18:46.213 My jaw got dislocated... 00:18:46.213 --> 00:18:47.047 Are you okay? 00:18:47.673 --> 00:18:49.842 Yeah, I'm okay... Ow... 00:18:49.842 --> 00:18:50.843 Sorry. 00:18:50.843 --> 00:18:52.678 We're sorry too... for making you laugh. 00:18:52.678 --> 00:18:53.804 He killed the mood instantly. 00:18:53.804 --> 00:18:57.182 B-By the way, Takeru, are things going well with your girlfriend lately? 00:18:57.182 --> 00:18:57.683 Of course! 00:18:57.683 --> 00:18:58.600 Wrong answer. 00:18:58.600 --> 00:19:00.310 And then after school... 00:19:01.145 --> 00:19:02.104 I feel gloomy. 00:19:02.104 --> 00:19:03.897 Sorry to keep you waiting. 00:19:03.897 --> 00:19:06.650 - Now that I'm here, the rain in your heart is... - Oh, it's fine. I just got here too. 00:19:06.650 --> 00:19:08.152 Wanna do something? Go somewhere? 00:19:08.152 --> 00:19:09.153 Either is fine. 00:19:09.153 --> 00:19:10.779 Then, let's go somewhere. 00:19:10.779 --> 00:19:12.030 I can't go too far. 00:19:12.030 --> 00:19:13.323 You call this "going well"? 00:19:13.323 --> 00:19:14.366 Wanna go to the arcade? 00:19:14.366 --> 00:19:14.950 Not really. 00:19:14.950 --> 00:19:16.493 Is there anywhere you wanna go? 00:19:16.493 --> 00:19:17.452 Not especially. 00:19:17.452 --> 00:19:19.371 This situation is even worse than I thought. 00:19:19.913 --> 00:19:23.292 Yumehara's favorability rating for Takeru is currently 57. 00:19:23.959 --> 00:19:25.460 It's already going down. 00:19:25.460 --> 00:19:27.546 Today is our three-month anniversary. 00:19:27.546 --> 00:19:29.423 He's not going to remember, is he? 00:19:29.423 --> 00:19:32.092 Oh, right. Women make a big deal out of anniversaries. 00:19:32.092 --> 00:19:34.553 I know all about it because my mom acts the same every month. 00:19:34.553 --> 00:19:35.888 Does Takeru remember? 00:19:35.888 --> 00:19:37.848 I feel relaxed when I'm with you. 00:19:37.848 --> 00:19:40.350 You're like the... massage chair for my heart. 00:19:40.350 --> 00:19:43.353 He really is pathetic. I'll have to let him know. 00:19:43.353 --> 00:19:44.813 Three months... 00:19:44.813 --> 00:19:45.731 Three months? 00:19:45.731 --> 00:19:46.607 What...? What?! 00:19:46.607 --> 00:19:50.194 You remembered our three-month anniversary?! I'm so happy! 00:19:50.194 --> 00:19:50.694 Good. 00:19:50.694 --> 00:19:53.113 S-Sure. I brought you a present too. 00:19:53.113 --> 00:19:54.323 No way! Really?! 00:19:54.323 --> 00:19:57.117 - His favorability went up, but does he really have something for her? - Wow! What is it? 00:19:57.117 --> 00:19:58.827 - Crap! I don't have anything! - As I thought. 00:19:59.661 --> 00:20:01.914 The squid *y I was eating in class! Good thing I kept some! 00:20:01.914 --> 00:20:03.248 Do you even know what girls like? 00:20:03.248 --> 00:20:04.374 Can I open my eyes now? 00:20:04.374 --> 00:20:05.083 Yeah, I'm ready. 00:20:05.083 --> 00:20:05.918 Like hell you are! 00:20:07.085 --> 00:20:09.213 Wow! How cute! It's a bunny! 00:20:09.213 --> 00:20:11.423 She was eyeing it earlier. 00:20:11.423 --> 00:20:13.258 Good thing that I bought it just in case. 00:20:13.383 --> 00:20:17.471 - I'll take 3,900 yen from your wallet later, okay? - Yeah! I'm surprised that you gave me such a lovely gift! 00:20:17.471 --> 00:20:20.182 I smelled squid for a second, so I was afraid you had actually got me squid. 00:20:20.182 --> 00:20:21.433 L-Like I would do that! 00:20:21.433 --> 00:20:23.560 - Saiki continued to assist Takeru after that, - Whoa! You got it on the first try! 00:20:23.769 --> 00:20:24.853 - so Chiyo's favorability rating for Takeru shot up. - Hairstyle... 00:20:24.853 --> 00:20:28.440 - What? You noticed? I had it cut by two centimeters. - And finally, it reached the major milestone of 90. 00:20:28.440 --> 00:20:30.317 I'm having so much fun today! 00:20:30.317 --> 00:20:32.027 Right? Let's have dinner before we go home. 00:20:32.027 --> 00:20:32.861 Yep, let's go! 00:20:32.861 --> 00:20:33.820 The hamburgers there— 00:20:33.820 --> 00:20:34.404 Okonomiyaki... 00:20:34.404 --> 00:20:35.572 Okonomiyaki... 00:20:35.572 --> 00:20:39.284 All right! I was just thinking that I wanted to have okonomiyaki! 00:20:40.661 --> 00:20:43.121 I wouldn't be surprised if they got married at this point. 00:20:43.622 --> 00:20:45.624 There's no way they'll break up now, right? 00:20:46.333 --> 00:20:47.751 Welcome! Party of two? 00:20:47.751 --> 00:20:48.877 Gee, what do you think?! 00:20:48.877 --> 00:20:50.087 Show us to our table, chop-chop! 00:20:51.797 --> 00:20:53.632 Man, I'm starving. 00:20:54.132 --> 00:20:55.342 Time to eat! 00:21:00.264 --> 00:21:02.057 I can't take this anymore! 00:21:02.057 --> 00:21:03.183 Goodbye! 00:21:04.059 --> 00:21:05.185 What's her problem? 00:21:05.185 --> 00:21:08.313 Oh, right. Favorability can go down in an instant too. 00:22:28.268 --> 00:22:31.688 The worst school event for me, Sports Day, is approaching. 00:22:31.688 --> 00:22:34.399 As Hairo said, one month will pass in no time. 00:22:34.941 --> 00:22:37.402 Next time on The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. the anime... 00:22:37.402 --> 00:22:38.987 I'll make every single day count 00:22:38.987 --> 00:22:42.741 by exercising caution and never letting my guard down.