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I'm Jimmy DiResta, and I'm a maker.

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That's a hip way of saying
I make things… like this.

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Pretty cool, right?

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Walk with me.

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For years, I made my name
as a toy designer in New York City.

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Then I realized I don't like the city,
I don't like designing toys,

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and to be honest with you,
I don't really like kids.

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It's not like I hate them or anything.

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It's just it's,
"Check out my little Timmy."

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I don't care.

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Look at my birds.

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So anyway, I quit my job,

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I left the city,
and I moved upstate to here, my farm.

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I got land, I got animals,

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and best of all, I have this!

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The ultimate maker workshop!

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Inside, I have every kind of tool
and machine imaginable to make things.

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Pretty impressive stuff, huh?

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Really? You're labeling the table
like that's some sort of impress--

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"Bag"? We can just--

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Okay. Graphics guy trying to be funny.

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Can we please get on with it? Anyway…

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So I got a call to be on a TV show
'cause I'm a maker celebrity or whatever.

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I said, "Sure. Cool." Why not, right?

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So I agreed.

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Then I found out who I'd be working for.

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Jimmy!

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-Hi.
-Hi!

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Jimmy!

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Hey, Jimmy.

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What do you want?

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Okay, Mr. Grouch.

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Thirty years of expert build experience,
and I'm taking orders from half-pints.

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Because misery loves company,
I brought my buddies in on it with me.

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Say hi, guys.

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-Howdy!
-Hello!

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That's Jackman.
He's an engineer, and he plans everything.

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It's really annoying, but he's good at it.

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That's Derek, my best friend.

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Big guy and even bigger softie.

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This is Graz.

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Good maker, bad jokes.

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And Canadian Pat.

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Well, your guess is as good as mine.

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Let's have some fun.

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Together, we'll take pitches on this.

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Listen to whatever
their dumb little brains can come up with.

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The Pig Tripper. It trips the pig.

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-Wow.
-So a catapult that throws cat poop?

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-Yes.

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If it's interesting or doable,
I'll build it. If not--

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Next!

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-Next!
-No way.

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-Next!
-Shut up!

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-Some builds will be good.

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Dino Taco Toilet.

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Are you not entertained?

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Some builds will be bad.

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Graz, I told you
the scissors were gonna be too heavy!

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Make a bigger handle!

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But all of them
will be absolutely pointless.

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-Yeah!
-That is disgusting.

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Whoa!

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-I want the unicorn to fart!
-I can't believe I'm doing this.

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-Go, Graz!

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Why are we doing this?
Because we make things. That's what we do.

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-Thought we weren't supposed to have fun.
-I'm not having fun!

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We're gonna show these kids,
if they can dream it up…

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I want it to be a guitar boat that floats.

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You're onto something there.

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…it can be built.

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Oh!

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That is so cool!

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Hey, it might even
inspire them to build

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outside their little Minecraft -y world,
or whatever.

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-Do I wanna do it?

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Dumbest thing we've ever made.

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Not really.
But this isn't about me, is it?

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-So here we are.
-You better get to work!

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Funny how their dreams are my nightmare.

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Come on, Jimmy. Have some fun.

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Whatever.

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All right. In a minute, there's gonna be
a couple children on-screen.

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They're gonna pitch us ideas.

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We're gonna decide which one
is gonna be the one that we make.

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We're gonna have everything
at our disposal

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to make whatever dumb idea
these kids come up with.

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And, uh, here we are.

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A real motivator.

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-All right, come on, guys!

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-Hey! What's your name?
-My name's Adrian.

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And my name is Christian.

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Have you guys ever invented stuff before?

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Um…

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-Well…
-That's a no.

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-What's your name, buddy?
-Grant.

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-Tell me your names.
-William.

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Jasmine and James.

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Jasmine and James.

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-Yeah.
-Where are you?

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-Where are you in the world?
-In our house.

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-What city?
-Not your beeswax!

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-Stranger danger.

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Okay, what's your idea?

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There's gonna be
a bunch of goats in my garage,

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and a roller coaster weaving
from my roof into my backyard.

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Are you trying to get
two ideas for the price of one?

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-Yes. I want goats and a rollercoaster.

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-Pitch me.
-The Fart Humidifier.

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-What?
-That was my nickname in high school.

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The Fart Humidifier *s up your fart,

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and then puts it in a bottle
to spray at anybody.

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Now, why would I want
to put a fart in a bottle and spray it?

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Sweet vengeance.

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This is a suit that can go to outer space,

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and it's faster than light speed.

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-That's easy enough.
-That's great, what else?

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This is a door
that leads to outer space.

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Okay!

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The next idea.

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You guys have an invention for me?

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Now is the pitch time.

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-Now.
-Be nice to them.

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-They're nice kids.
-Pitch me!

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My idea is a model of every superhero

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spray-painted in the exact color,

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and it has the same special effects
as the superheroes' powers.

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That's interesting.
You ever hear of Toys "R" Us?

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What now?

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They've gone out of business, Jimmy.

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-Now it's time for the demonstration.

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Make sure it's just air, brother.

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I'll give you $30,000
for 25% of your company.

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-No! Stop!
-I'm out.

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-I think that might be…
-Yeah.

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-…the dumbest idea we've heard today.
-Okay, Boomer.

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Have you ever just hated
when people gave you a Dutch Oven?

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Next!

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-I got more! I got more! I got more!
-Next.

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-No way.
-Can you build me a time machine?

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-Next!
-Oh no…

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-All right. Don't call us, we'll call you.
-Okay.

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I'll just go down in my basement.

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-Next!

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I think we take all the money
from the budget of this show

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and donate it to the school system
over there. What do you think?

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-He's a nice boy.
-All right.

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-What's your names?
-Asher.

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-Farah.
-Where do you guys live?

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We live in the USA.

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-All right. Who's the smarter one?

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Of course, it's the girl.

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Of course. I… I kind of was sensing that.

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Who's the dumbest?

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At least he knows his place.

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You have an idea to pitch us?

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It's gonna be a T. rex

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that shoots out tacos.

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A T. rex, as in a T. rex dinosaur?

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-Yeah!
-Yes!

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Jimmy, find out
where it shoots tacos from.

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Tell me more.

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Actually,
they're not gonna be regular tacos.

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They're gonna have candy.
They're gonna be called the candy tacos.

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-Candy taco.
-Interesting.

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And some of the tacos
are gonna be real tacos.

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He loves tacos.

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Are you talking about yourself
in the third person, like Don King?

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So you said a T. rex dinosaur?
Why not a Stegosaurus or "mega-sore-*"?

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T. rex because it's the biggest dinosaur,

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so it can hold more and more tacos
than any other dinosaur.

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It shoots tacos out of which end?

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His mouth and his nose!

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-His mouth and his nose.
-Phew.

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Um, okay, I'm buying it.
I think you're onto something there.

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-It has little, tiny arms.
-He's got little, tiny arms, like Graz.

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Tiny ones. Like, this tiny.

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I'm warming up to this idea.
And how big do you see it? How tall?

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-Fourteen-feet tall.
-Fourteen feet.

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But the doors here are only 12,
so we might have to go lower than that.

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Twelve-feet tall!

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That's a pretty easy client.

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Chill for a minute.
Let me talk to my team.

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-I think there's something here.
-I think it's good.

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Dinosaur, tacos. Nice little conveyor belt
to have him spit out the mouth.

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I don't think it's bad at all.

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Visually, it's a huge dinosaur
that shoots out tacos.

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-Who doesn't love that?
-It's good.

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We can cross-pollinate all of our skills.
I think it's gonna be a good one.

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Exciting! Don't be so excited.

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-You might poop yourselves.
-Too late.

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-All right, guys, we're gonna do it.
-Yes!

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A dinosaur that shoots
candy tacos out of his mouth. We're good?

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-Yeah!
-We'll let you know when it's done.

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-See you later!

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45 years of build experience,

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we're making a dinosaur
that spits tacos out of his mouth.

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At least it's not a Fart Humidifier.

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Let's figure this thing out.

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To get to where we're going,
we need to have a dinosaur.

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So let me draw the big T. rex.

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What are we building this out of?
Plywood and then covering it with foam?

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Uh, the two-inch thick insulation foam
on top of the plywood?

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We'll glue it down.
A combination of that expanding stuff.

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The head, we put a lot of detail
in, 'cause that'll be kind of the focus.

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Oh, definitely. Yeah. How big the teeth?

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How are we all going to get this
all attached together?

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The body's gonna be its own thing.
The head's gonna be its own thing.

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Do we have one main pivot point
that goes through the neck?

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I see what you're saying.
So the jaw can pivot on there as well.

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-Right.
-Potentially. That's a good idea.

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Are the tacos gonna drop out of
the mouth there? Or what's gonna happen?

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Yeah. The jaw will open up,
and the taco's gonna go…

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We're gonna put a conveyor belt.

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The belt is gonna be in the body,
like a straight shot behind the hump.

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Oh, and it goes all the way up
into the mouth.

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Yeah, the tacos
are gonna come up here.

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And how are you gonna power
the conveyor belt? Hand-crank? Motor?

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I see it like this.

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I'm gonna draw it just outside the body.
It's gonna come like this…

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So build it totally separate,
then we put it in after.

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We can put that clicky sound.
Remember I said we get that "click"?

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We could put a one-way ratchet here
so that when you're clicking it,

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it creates tension, that clickety sound.

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I think it could work.

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How are we gonna do this?
Jackman, what do you want to take?

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I'll do the head. I like
the mechanics of it. That'll be fun.

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-The head?
-Yeah. I'll help you.

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Eric, you and me
on the body and conveyor belt?

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-Sure, that'll work. Yeah.
-All right?

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-Pat?
-Wanna work on the teeth?

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-I think that's a yes.
-He's gonna work on the teeth.

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-Sounds good.
-Let's get materials.

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-Some plywood.
-Okay.

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-A couple two-by-fours.
-Okay.

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Two-by-twos.

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Okay. All right.

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I'll grab two of the epoxies.
This is the stuff we need.

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Why is it so heavy?

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Okay.

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We gotta make the body.

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Now, obviously,
our specialty isn't building dinosaurs,

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but we do know a few things
about structural integrity.

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The first thing we have to do
is cut an outline of the body

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from three-quarter-inch plywood.

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Then we attach the two sides
of the body together with two-by-fours.

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Bring the knee forward a touch more maybe.

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None of us have built a giant dinosaur,
but we can build anything.

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We're pros.

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I'd like to see it
get a little bit of a tail.

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Now that the dino body
is pretty solid, it's time to take it 3D.

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Add some foam, some shape, some dimension.

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The body's coming along quick,

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so hopefully Graz and Jackman
can keep up with that head.

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-Where were we?
-Where am I?

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-We're gonna build the boxes.
-Yeah.

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To make a solid head
for a giant dinosaur,

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first, we have to make a mold box
that's mostly dinosaur-head shaped.

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It's already looking
like a dinosaur skull. I see it.

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But with a long-brim fishing hat.

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-When it's really, really sunny out.
-Yeah.

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{Jackman] 'Cause we have an articulating
jaw, we need to make two boxes.

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One for the top of the head
and one for the bottom.

00:12:17.987 --> 00:12:20.990
If all goes according to plan,
we'll have a nice foam form.

00:12:21.073 --> 00:12:23.534
We can strip these off
and then carve it down to shape.

00:12:23.617 --> 00:12:25.119
-Oh!

00:12:25.202 --> 00:12:26.954
-That was a wasp.
-Whoa.

00:12:27.037 --> 00:12:29.373
-I think it just stung me.
-Are you serious?

00:12:29.457 --> 00:12:31.250
Oh, yeah. It's… Yeah, it's…

00:12:31.333 --> 00:12:33.043
He got you right there.

00:12:33.127 --> 00:12:35.379
-Do you want me to * out the poison?
-Can you?

00:12:36.088 --> 00:12:36.922
Yo, guys!

00:12:37.798 --> 00:12:38.632
Guys!

00:12:40.551 --> 00:12:41.802
Yo, hey!

00:12:42.636 --> 00:12:43.512
Jimmy!

00:12:44.972 --> 00:12:46.515
We had our first accident.

00:12:46.599 --> 00:12:48.601
Uh, Jackman got stung by a wasp.

00:12:53.230 --> 00:12:55.232
-Right here.
-Did you really get stung?

00:12:55.316 --> 00:12:57.151
-Yeah.
-I can just kiss it.

00:13:00.571 --> 00:13:02.198
-You smell good.
-Thank you.

00:13:02.281 --> 00:13:03.324
-Bye.

00:13:06.494 --> 00:13:07.328
All right.

00:13:07.411 --> 00:13:09.705
-I think this box is ready to go.
-That should be good.

00:13:09.789 --> 00:13:11.874
We're gonna pour the foam in this.
Two-part foam.

00:13:11.957 --> 00:13:16.754
It mixes as a liquid, turns to a solid,
and expands 11, 10 times or so.

00:13:16.837 --> 00:13:19.215
It looks like a rising loaf of bread.
It's gonna look awesome.

00:13:19.298 --> 00:13:21.801
So let's do some math.
We'll figure out the volume of this guy,

00:13:21.884 --> 00:13:23.844
figure out what 1/11th of that is,

00:13:23.928 --> 00:13:26.764
and then we'll carve it down
once it's solid in an hour or so.

00:13:28.516 --> 00:13:31.268
Let's call this 14, and then this one 6.

00:13:31.352 --> 00:13:34.230
-So, Graz, 8,760. Remember that number.
-8,760.

00:13:34.313 --> 00:13:36.816
Divided by whatever 144 times 12 is.

00:13:36.899 --> 00:13:40.569
What is 36 times 20 times… 5?

00:13:41.153 --> 00:13:42.321
Oh, God.

00:13:42.404 --> 00:13:43.572
Ten? Thirteen.

00:13:43.656 --> 00:13:47.117
We're gonna do 12. So three cubic feet.
So one and a half of these kits will fill…

00:13:47.201 --> 00:13:49.161
Is this all you guys have done?

00:13:49.245 --> 00:13:52.373
Yeah. I'm sorry, this is
the best-looking part of the dinosaur.

00:13:52.456 --> 00:13:54.250
-What part is it?
-The good part.

00:13:54.333 --> 00:13:56.752
You might want
to work on it a bit more.

00:13:56.836 --> 00:13:57.711
All right.

00:13:57.795 --> 00:14:00.714
Go work on your dinosaur,
we gotta get to pouring.

00:14:01.215 --> 00:14:02.883
Don't touch anything either.

00:14:02.967 --> 00:14:05.594
-So 79--
-Dude, let's just pour.

00:14:06.345 --> 00:14:07.596
-Okay.
-Yeah.

00:14:07.680 --> 00:14:09.390
-We're doing this?
-Yeah. Let's do it.

00:14:14.728 --> 00:14:16.605
-All right, go.

00:14:18.732 --> 00:14:21.402
-Are… Are you as excited as I am?
-Yeah.

00:14:29.410 --> 00:14:32.079
-The foam's pretty cool.
-It is very cool.

00:14:38.460 --> 00:14:41.338
This is Canadian Pat,
known for three things,

00:14:41.422 --> 00:14:43.424
two of which are not having sleeves.

00:14:43.507 --> 00:14:45.801
Third being the lathe.

00:14:45.885 --> 00:14:47.761
This is the lathe.

00:14:48.387 --> 00:14:49.889
It's more than my friend.

00:14:49.972 --> 00:14:51.056
It's my lover.

00:14:51.140 --> 00:14:52.516
Aww!

00:14:52.600 --> 00:14:55.477
Anyway, today,
I'm gonna turn some dino teeths.

00:14:55.561 --> 00:14:57.813
And to do that, I'm gonna take that dowel,

00:14:57.897 --> 00:14:59.982
install it in the chuck and then spin it.

00:15:01.442 --> 00:15:04.612
It takes a long time to learn
the lathe, but Pat is a master.

00:15:05.112 --> 00:15:07.364
He can pretty much make anything
on this machine.

00:15:07.448 --> 00:15:08.365
Let's do this!

00:15:15.539 --> 00:15:17.833
The lathe spins the wood
really fast.

00:15:17.917 --> 00:15:22.379
I just take this U-shaped turning tool,
called the gouge, hold my hand steady,

00:15:22.463 --> 00:15:26.383
and cut away little pieces of wood
until it looks like a cute dino tooth.

00:15:29.136 --> 00:15:30.888
Hey, guys. Do we need more?

00:15:30.971 --> 00:15:33.307
-A couple more.
-Yeah, we need a bunch more.

00:15:33.390 --> 00:15:34.934
-Three, four?
-Fifteen?

00:15:35.017 --> 00:15:36.101
Twenty?

00:15:35.522 --> 00:15:36.398
Oh.

00:15:41.482 --> 00:15:42.858
I think I felt it move.

00:15:47.071 --> 00:15:48.864
We finished the dinosaur skeleton.

00:15:48.948 --> 00:15:51.575
The next step is gonna put
the two-inch insulation foam on it.

00:15:51.659 --> 00:15:54.411
We're gonna glue it between
all the seams and glue it to the plywood.

00:15:54.495 --> 00:15:56.747
That'll give it some real gravitas.

00:15:56.830 --> 00:15:58.165
What's gravitas?

00:15:58.916 --> 00:16:00.084
Never mind.

00:16:02.044 --> 00:16:06.715
Typically, this pink polystyrene foam
is used for insulation on houses.

00:16:08.676 --> 00:16:11.637
But it's the perfect material
to add some shape to our dinosaur

00:16:11.720 --> 00:16:13.472
without adding a lot of weight.

00:16:13.555 --> 00:16:16.100
They're gonna show all this on the show?
All this building?

00:16:16.183 --> 00:16:18.394
No. They're gonna waste
millions of megabytes

00:16:18.477 --> 00:16:20.229
on footage they're not gonna use.

00:16:20.312 --> 00:16:23.399
Then just do a big montage?
To what type of music they'll use?

00:16:23.482 --> 00:16:26.485
- They'll use some fake-* AC/
- DC.

00:16:33.075 --> 00:16:35.077
Now that we got
all the foam glued together,

00:16:35.160 --> 00:16:37.579
we're gonna start sculpting it
with the hot wire.

00:16:38.747 --> 00:16:39.915
That gets hot quick.

00:16:39.999 --> 00:16:43.085
That'll make it look more like
a real three-dimensional dinosaur,

00:16:44.586 --> 00:16:47.589
and less like a bunch of foam pieces
glued to a plywood frame.

00:16:50.009 --> 00:16:53.595
I think it looks good! The gesture,
the shape, the volume is starting to show.

00:16:53.679 --> 00:16:55.889
-Yeah.
-Now, I kind of care.

00:16:55.973 --> 00:16:57.224
I knew you'd love it.

00:16:57.307 --> 00:17:00.436
I'm gonna work on rounding this out,
you can sweep up yourself.

00:17:01.937 --> 00:17:02.938
Thank you.

00:17:03.022 --> 00:17:05.149
Now that the foam is hardened,

00:17:05.232 --> 00:17:09.528
it's time for Graz and Jackman
to open up that box and see what we got.

00:17:11.238 --> 00:17:12.448
Does that look good?

00:17:12.948 --> 00:17:13.907
That's pretty good.

00:17:13.991 --> 00:17:15.576
So the conveyor belt that goes back here,

00:17:15.659 --> 00:17:17.911
that's where the tacos'll pop up
inside the dinosaur.

00:17:17.995 --> 00:17:19.538
-Like that. Yeah.
-Perfect.

00:17:22.541 --> 00:17:23.792
All right.

00:17:23.876 --> 00:17:27.171
I think the next thing we do
is bring it to the band saw

00:17:27.254 --> 00:17:29.381
and start cutting the jawline.

00:17:29.465 --> 00:17:31.967
This is probably a two-man job
'cause it's so big,

00:17:32.051 --> 00:17:34.261
but, um, after that, what do you wanna do?

00:17:34.344 --> 00:17:37.431
Probably some handsaws
to get it kind of chunky-shaped,

00:17:37.514 --> 00:17:40.142
and then power-carving
with an angle grinder?

00:17:40.225 --> 00:17:41.935
That'll do all the detail stuff.

00:17:42.019 --> 00:17:43.353
-Cool.
-Cool.

00:17:43.896 --> 00:17:45.564
-Yeah.
-I got it.

00:17:45.647 --> 00:17:47.316
Yep. Thanks.

00:17:47.399 --> 00:17:48.776
Yep, thanks. I got it.

00:17:48.859 --> 00:17:51.361
-This is marine flotation foam.

00:17:51.445 --> 00:17:54.239
Strictly used in things like boats
and surfboard repair.

00:17:54.323 --> 00:17:55.616
You drive, I'll guide.

00:17:56.283 --> 00:17:57.785
Because of its fairly low density,

00:17:57.868 --> 00:18:00.120
a band saw cuts
through the foam like butter.

00:18:03.165 --> 00:18:05.751
And it's easy
to fine-tune with hand tools.

00:18:06.335 --> 00:18:08.504
Because we poured
such a large mass of foam,

00:18:08.587 --> 00:18:10.464
the heat buildup caused a few cracks.

00:18:10.964 --> 00:18:14.426
Those are easy to fill and shape later,
so you won't know they were there.

00:18:14.927 --> 00:18:17.096
Ta-da! I finished the teeth.

00:18:17.179 --> 00:18:18.555
Dude, you killed it.

00:18:18.639 --> 00:18:20.516
Jackman, Graz.

00:18:20.599 --> 00:18:22.142
Yeah, and Pat.

00:18:28.023 --> 00:18:30.859
And now, on to the eyes!

00:18:32.152 --> 00:18:33.779
Now that we have the rough shape

00:18:33.862 --> 00:18:35.823
we can prepare the head
for the teeth and eyes.

00:18:36.573 --> 00:18:37.783
Dude, they look great.

00:18:38.617 --> 00:18:42.079
-It looks so dumb.
-The goofiest-looking dinosaur.

00:18:42.162 --> 00:18:43.205
I love it!

00:18:45.999 --> 00:18:48.085
-Can you get that piece there?
-Yeah.

00:18:48.168 --> 00:18:51.630
What you see us doing here
is putting brown craft paper

00:18:51.713 --> 00:18:55.676
and just regular white glue,
just crafting glue. It creates a skin.

00:18:55.759 --> 00:18:57.302
Papier-mâché, if you will.

00:18:57.386 --> 00:19:00.389
If you have an extra 14 gallons
of white glue laying around,

00:19:00.472 --> 00:19:01.598
you could do this too.

00:19:01.682 --> 00:19:03.475
It's gonna look like real skin.

00:19:03.559 --> 00:19:06.270
All right. This is starting
to look like a real dinosaur.

00:19:06.353 --> 00:19:08.230
You good working for a few minutes alone?

00:19:08.814 --> 00:19:11.567
-Why? Where you going?
-I'm gonna work on the conveyor belt.

00:19:12.484 --> 00:19:13.986
And I'm stuck doing this?

00:19:14.820 --> 00:19:16.697
Oh, okay.

00:19:16.780 --> 00:19:20.033
What you see here
is the taco delivery system.

00:19:20.617 --> 00:19:23.745
It's gonna be the conveyor belt
inside of the dinosaur.

00:19:23.829 --> 00:19:24.663
Jimmy?

00:19:25.205 --> 00:19:27.541
And this is a little model
of our dinosaur.

00:19:27.624 --> 00:19:30.127
The conveyor belt's
gonna be right inside the body

00:19:30.210 --> 00:19:31.587
and come up through the mouth.

00:19:31.670 --> 00:19:32.504
Jimmy?

00:19:33.005 --> 00:19:35.382
Each one of these disks
pile together

00:19:35.465 --> 00:19:38.177
to make the roller end
of the conveyor belt,

00:19:38.260 --> 00:19:41.221
and the conveyor belt's
gonna roll on each end like that.

00:19:41.305 --> 00:19:42.639
-Since--
-Jimmy?

00:19:42.723 --> 00:19:44.391
What do you need?

00:19:44.474 --> 00:19:47.060
I have a feeling you're not coming back
to help me finish this.

00:19:47.144 --> 00:19:49.313
Soon as I'm done with this, my dear,
I will come.

00:19:50.898 --> 00:19:52.149
Okay, conveyor belt.

00:20:01.158 --> 00:20:03.952
We have a nice, smooth action.
It works really well.

00:20:20.969 --> 00:20:24.223
So that's gonna be the clicker mechanism.
So when we crank this,

00:20:24.306 --> 00:20:26.266
it has a one-way positive motion.

00:20:29.102 --> 00:20:32.022
You won't be able to go backwards
to un-deliver the taco.

00:20:43.325 --> 00:20:45.786
Attention, Jimmy.
Children calling.

00:20:45.869 --> 00:20:48.580
-Attention, Jimmy. Children calling.

00:20:50.958 --> 00:20:52.751
-Jimmy!
-Jimmy?

00:20:53.252 --> 00:20:55.462
-Jimmy!
-I think you're wanted.

00:20:55.963 --> 00:20:58.340
-So what's going on?
-We have a couple of questions.

00:20:58.423 --> 00:21:00.676
All right. We got a lotta work.
Let's hear it.

00:21:02.010 --> 00:21:04.805
-Are you guys done building the dinosaur?
-No.

00:21:05.389 --> 00:21:08.183
Will someone be able to go inside of it?

00:21:08.267 --> 00:21:09.101
No, next!

00:21:09.184 --> 00:21:11.937
Will he be a mean dinosaur?

00:21:12.020 --> 00:21:13.438
No!

00:21:13.522 --> 00:21:15.190
-What color is he?
What?

00:21:15.274 --> 00:21:16.358
What color is he?

00:21:16.441 --> 00:21:17.693
What color did you want?

00:21:19.069 --> 00:21:20.195
-Black!
-Black! Black!

00:21:20.279 --> 00:21:22.948
It's not that color.
What's next? What's the next question?

00:21:23.031 --> 00:21:25.075
How far can it spit the tacos?

00:21:25.158 --> 00:21:25.993
Far enough.

00:21:26.076 --> 00:21:26.910
Yay!

00:21:27.953 --> 00:21:30.038
Get to the point! Get to the point!

00:21:30.706 --> 00:21:33.250
Well, there's something
we forgot to tell you.

00:21:34.626 --> 00:21:38.338
After eating all of those tacos,
he's gonna need a toilet, because--

00:21:38.422 --> 00:21:40.173
Because poo-poo.

00:21:42.384 --> 00:21:43.969
Bonus request!

00:21:45.429 --> 00:21:46.888
That *s.

00:21:46.972 --> 00:21:48.682
Toilet poo-poo?

00:21:48.765 --> 00:21:50.517
What are you talking about here?

00:21:50.600 --> 00:21:52.477
We are way too far along
to make adjustments.

00:21:52.561 --> 00:21:55.272
He needs a toilet.

00:21:55.355 --> 00:21:56.565
-All right.
-Yay!

00:21:56.648 --> 00:21:58.817
What if we put
the toilet between his feet?

00:21:58.900 --> 00:22:01.945
And whoever is gonna be catching
the taco sits on the toilet?

00:22:02.029 --> 00:22:03.572
-Okay.

00:22:03.655 --> 00:22:05.615
All right, Dino Taco Toilet.

00:22:07.034 --> 00:22:08.452
-We'll figure it out.
-Yay!

00:22:08.535 --> 00:22:09.786
-We're good?
-Yeah!

00:22:09.870 --> 00:22:11.163
Toilet! Toilet! Toilet!

00:22:11.246 --> 00:22:12.748
-Pull the plug.
Bye, guys.

00:22:17.085 --> 00:22:18.545
So the kid wants a toilet.

00:22:18.628 --> 00:22:20.380
Underneath is not possible.

00:22:20.464 --> 00:22:22.883
We could potentially
put a toilet right here.

00:22:24.551 --> 00:22:25.719
Taco's gonna fall.

00:22:26.219 --> 00:22:29.222
Anybody sitting on the toilet will
catch it. It'll be like a makeshift seat.

00:22:29.306 --> 00:22:31.516
-So if we put it there…
-Yeah?

00:22:31.600 --> 00:22:34.061
…which way
should the toilet be facing?

00:22:34.144 --> 00:22:35.771
Facing in like that?

00:22:35.854 --> 00:22:38.315
Yeah, but if you face it that way,

00:22:38.398 --> 00:22:40.609
you're gonna be staring
right at the dinosaur's--

00:22:40.692 --> 00:22:44.112
Jimmy, why don't we just make
the toilet instead of buying one?

00:22:44.196 --> 00:22:45.739
This is a show about making stuff.

00:22:45.822 --> 00:22:48.950
Have it face that way. Like he said,
catch it over your shoulder.

00:22:49.034 --> 00:22:52.371
We can do like an outhouse toilet…
out of wooden planks.

00:22:52.454 --> 00:22:55.248
Yeah, maybe I can make a pot de chambre.

00:22:55.332 --> 00:22:57.167
Like a chamber pot.

00:22:57.250 --> 00:23:00.837
A chamber pot. Like a pot that goes
underneath. Like an outhouse toilet.

00:23:01.380 --> 00:23:03.840
-You're okay building the toilet seat?
-Yeah.

00:23:03.924 --> 00:23:05.592
-You build the chamber pot.
-Yup.

00:23:05.675 --> 00:23:08.637
You continue ruining the head, you two.
Let's get back to work.

00:23:15.143 --> 00:23:18.021
So I'm about to turn that log
into a chamber pot.

00:23:18.105 --> 00:23:19.564
What is a chamber pot, you ask?

00:23:19.648 --> 00:23:22.526
Well, it's just a bowl
that collects…

00:23:26.321 --> 00:23:28.490
I'm going to turn
the chamber pot on the lathe,

00:23:28.573 --> 00:23:32.494
but first, I have to cut this wood down
to a more manageable size.

00:23:33.161 --> 00:23:33.995
Let's do this.

00:23:38.458 --> 00:23:40.794
Woo-hoo!

00:23:42.629 --> 00:23:44.423
Agh!

00:24:05.694 --> 00:24:07.112
Okay, that's better.

00:24:07.195 --> 00:24:09.865
But this piece
is still too big for the lathe,

00:24:09.948 --> 00:24:12.534
so I need to round it up a bit
before I start turning it.

00:24:12.617 --> 00:24:13.827
Let's go to the band saw now.

00:24:17.747 --> 00:24:19.541
And now, off to the lathe.

00:24:19.624 --> 00:24:20.834
Let's have some fun.

00:24:26.923 --> 00:24:28.091
Woo-hoo!

00:24:35.932 --> 00:24:38.101
This kind of wood
is called white ash.

00:24:38.185 --> 00:24:39.144
White ash.

00:24:39.769 --> 00:24:41.354
It is still green on the inside,

00:24:41.438 --> 00:24:44.024
which just means
it's still got some moisture in it.

00:24:44.107 --> 00:24:47.611
And that's a good thing
because it makes it a little softer

00:24:47.694 --> 00:24:49.613
and easier to shape into a bowl.

00:24:51.948 --> 00:24:53.909
I really like turning green wood

00:24:54.493 --> 00:24:56.995
because the sap from the tree
lubricates the tool,

00:24:57.078 --> 00:24:58.747
and then it cuts like butter.

00:24:59.915 --> 00:25:02.167
This pooping bowl is almost complete.

00:25:02.250 --> 00:25:05.837
It just needs a friend
to make him a seat.

00:25:05.921 --> 00:25:08.507
So I'm gonna make a toilet
for the dinosaur.

00:25:08.590 --> 00:25:10.300
Gonna make a little pooper for it.

00:25:10.383 --> 00:25:12.677
Not gonna really be
a regular type of toilet,

00:25:12.761 --> 00:25:14.638
more of an outhouse type of toilet.

00:25:14.721 --> 00:25:17.432
What I'm gonna do
is * these boards down

00:25:17.516 --> 00:25:18.642
to have a little seat.

00:25:19.809 --> 00:25:21.728
Gonna cut a hole in the top here,

00:25:21.811 --> 00:25:24.606
so you can sit on it,
you know, to do your business.

00:25:24.689 --> 00:25:27.984
I never used a pooper like this before,
but it should work.

00:25:29.861 --> 00:25:31.696
-That'll work.

00:25:31.780 --> 00:25:33.740
This is gonna be the base for it.

00:25:35.075 --> 00:25:37.160
A clean bowl is a happy bowl.

00:25:39.913 --> 00:25:41.164
Whoo.

00:25:44.376 --> 00:25:46.795
-All right, see how it looks?
-Think it's ready.

00:25:47.462 --> 00:25:48.463
All right.

00:25:50.090 --> 00:25:52.509
-You gonna drop it? Ready?
-It's so heavy.

00:25:52.592 --> 00:25:54.052
-Drop it.
-Yeah.

00:25:56.471 --> 00:25:57.305
Here.

00:25:57.847 --> 00:25:59.933
-You got it?
-Grab the nose.

00:26:00.016 --> 00:26:01.142
-I got it.
-I'll climb up.

00:26:01.226 --> 00:26:02.727
I'll catch it if it falls.

00:26:04.187 --> 00:26:06.565
-Oh boy.
-Oh God. Is it really that heavy?

00:26:06.648 --> 00:26:08.650
-Oh boy.
-I thought you're holding it back.

00:26:08.733 --> 00:26:09.985
You guys get it?

00:26:12.279 --> 00:26:13.154
Ah, there you go.

00:26:13.738 --> 00:26:16.992
Oh my God, it looks amazing.

00:26:17.075 --> 00:26:19.995
-It looks really good!
-The teeth makes it all.

00:26:20.078 --> 00:26:21.329
It really does.

00:26:21.413 --> 00:26:23.456
Seriously the teeth look amazing, Pat.

00:26:23.540 --> 00:26:26.418
Derek, let's give this a throw-in.
Let's see what happens.

00:26:26.918 --> 00:26:28.128
So we have a dinosaur,

00:26:28.211 --> 00:26:31.172
but these little brats asked
for a taco-spitting dinosaur,

00:26:31.256 --> 00:26:33.550
so we need to get
the conveyor belt installed.

00:26:33.633 --> 00:26:36.469
Paul, can you reach in and grab it?
'Cause I can't go up any higher.

00:26:36.553 --> 00:26:37.679
Kind of.

00:26:37.762 --> 00:26:39.889
We're not gonna be able
to go up and over this.

00:26:39.973 --> 00:26:41.891
And that's too high right there.

00:26:41.975 --> 00:26:43.602
Yeah, that's too high.

00:26:43.685 --> 00:26:45.854
We left the space
for the conveyor belt,

00:26:45.937 --> 00:26:49.399
but it's not big enough.
So we'll have to make some adjustments.

00:26:49.482 --> 00:26:50.400
What do you think?

00:26:50.483 --> 00:26:52.068
-You know best.
-All right.

00:26:52.152 --> 00:26:54.154
-You're the smartest man in the room.
-Ah! Jesus!

00:26:54.237 --> 00:26:56.948
-Well, I'll take that back.
-There's a tool for every job.

00:26:57.032 --> 00:26:59.868
And sometimes that tool is a chainsaw.

00:26:59.951 --> 00:27:02.203
Tell my kids I love… like them a lot.

00:27:06.625 --> 00:27:08.293
What is he cutting out?

00:27:08.376 --> 00:27:10.795
The whole structure
that was holding it together.

00:27:10.879 --> 00:27:13.423
All right, we can always remove one.
Don't go crazy.

00:27:13.506 --> 00:27:15.133
Perfect fit. Moving on.

00:27:15.216 --> 00:27:18.136
The only thing
is to get the mouth to open and close.

00:27:18.219 --> 00:27:21.848
So what should happen
is this counterweight will close the jaw.

00:27:21.931 --> 00:27:23.850
Then the weight of the tacos will open it,

00:27:23.933 --> 00:27:27.020
but I don't think the weight
is gonna be enough to open this.

00:27:27.103 --> 00:27:28.730
We're gonna need something more.

00:27:28.813 --> 00:27:31.232
Maybe if we make really big, heavy tacos--

00:27:31.316 --> 00:27:33.276
-Yeah, like a brick taco?
-Yeah.

00:27:33.360 --> 00:27:35.695
The plan was to balance the jaw
with a counterweight

00:27:35.779 --> 00:27:37.989
so the weight of the tacos pop it open,

00:27:38.073 --> 00:27:40.617
but we failed to account for one fact.

00:27:40.700 --> 00:27:43.036
Tacos don't weigh that much.

00:27:43.119 --> 00:27:45.538
-Will the boys solve the problem?

00:27:45.622 --> 00:27:49.334
Oh, problems, problems.

00:27:49.417 --> 00:27:51.878
We got a problem! Problem!

00:27:52.504 --> 00:27:55.548
So instead of relying
on gravity and taco mass,

00:27:55.632 --> 00:27:58.218
we're gonna have to find a way
to use the rotating motion

00:27:58.301 --> 00:28:00.804
of the conveyor belt
to open and close the jaw.

00:28:03.765 --> 00:28:06.935
I wanna explain what's happening. This is
the axle at the top of the conveyor.

00:28:07.018 --> 00:28:09.229
So if we put a cam on the end,

00:28:09.312 --> 00:28:11.523
* a block right there,
and when that rotates

00:28:11.606 --> 00:28:14.234
as the conveyor belts going… Ta-dunk.

00:28:14.317 --> 00:28:16.194
-Ta-dunk.
-That's the noise it makes.

00:28:16.277 --> 00:28:18.530
So every rotation
of the crank down at the bottom…

00:28:18.613 --> 00:28:19.531
-Yep.
-Yep.

00:28:19.614 --> 00:28:21.324
…you'll get a jaw opening at the top.

00:28:21.408 --> 00:28:25.495
And then to return the jaw back up,
we'll put some rubber bands here

00:28:25.578 --> 00:28:27.330
that go like that and pull the jaw--

00:28:27.414 --> 00:28:29.999
-Closed.
-Yup. Let's give this a shot.

00:28:31.000 --> 00:28:33.336
I also reduced the friction
in the jaw pivot,

00:28:33.420 --> 00:28:35.463
so the jaw now has no friction in it.

00:28:36.047 --> 00:28:38.049
I'm gonna push the conveyor up by hand.

00:28:38.133 --> 00:28:40.719
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Is it working?

00:28:40.802 --> 00:28:42.512
-It's working. That's perfect!
-It is.

00:28:42.595 --> 00:28:44.222
-Is it?
-Look at that!

00:28:44.305 --> 00:28:45.849
Test taco, go.

00:28:48.893 --> 00:28:51.020
-Bam! It's perfect.
-Did he get it?

00:28:52.439 --> 00:28:53.815
Problem solved.

00:28:55.150 --> 00:28:56.359
Problem solved!

00:29:00.905 --> 00:29:04.367
We gotta paint. We gotta put the tabs
on the conveyor belt to hold the tacos.

00:29:04.451 --> 00:29:06.619
Let's keep things moving along, let's go!

00:29:06.703 --> 00:29:10.248
We're almost there, but a build like this
has a lot of details to finish up,

00:29:10.331 --> 00:29:12.792
so it's time for everybody to pitch in.

00:29:13.293 --> 00:29:15.503
I put Pat in charge
of some dinosaur toenails.

00:29:15.587 --> 00:29:17.756
That's good.
That's right on the right spot.

00:29:17.839 --> 00:29:20.049
I'll take those toenails
over mine any day.

00:29:20.133 --> 00:29:22.218
Yeah, but how we gonna
physically attach them?

00:29:22.302 --> 00:29:24.137
Cut it flat and glue it in place.

00:29:24.220 --> 00:29:26.139
That's not a plan. They're gonna fall off.

00:29:26.222 --> 00:29:29.392
When he goes to the store and goes
and gets his own coffee, they'll fall off.

00:29:29.476 --> 00:29:31.519
But that's never gonna happen,
so they won't fall off.

00:29:31.603 --> 00:29:33.980
Perfect. Thanks.
Go back to where you were.

00:29:34.063 --> 00:29:34.898
Thank you!

00:29:35.648 --> 00:29:39.444
As for me, I'm sculpting
some tiny T. rex arms on the band saw.

00:29:44.741 --> 00:29:45.867
Derek.

00:29:45.950 --> 00:29:46.868
Pssh!

00:29:50.580 --> 00:29:53.500
Raise the roof!
Whoop-whoop!

00:29:53.583 --> 00:29:56.795
Jackman, Graz, and Derek
are gluing on little round pegs

00:29:56.878 --> 00:29:58.505
that'll hold the tacos in place.

00:29:59.881 --> 00:30:02.050
-Do it. You won't.

00:30:02.133 --> 00:30:05.720
I'm making sure
that none of these taco pegs get stuck.

00:30:05.804 --> 00:30:08.264
-Oh, there it goes! Oh, there it goes!
-Yay!

00:30:08.348 --> 00:30:10.099
Here we go! Here we go!

00:30:10.183 --> 00:30:11.142
So excited.

00:30:16.022 --> 00:30:18.900
And I'm installing the hand crank
that will power the conveyor belt.

00:30:20.485 --> 00:30:22.570
Everything is finally coming together.

00:30:22.654 --> 00:30:25.073
After all this work, I have to admit it,

00:30:25.156 --> 00:30:28.660
I'm pretty excited to actually see
this taco-spitting T. rex in action.

00:30:29.202 --> 00:30:31.204
-It works!
-Dude, it works!

00:30:35.834 --> 00:30:38.837
It's done.
Asher and Farah better appreciate this.

00:30:38.920 --> 00:30:41.047
-Lighten up.
-Look at this, it's beautiful!

00:30:41.130 --> 00:30:42.715
It should be in a frickin' museum.

00:30:42.799 --> 00:30:44.634
The pinnacle of your career.

00:31:00.650 --> 00:31:04.070
-Anybody else get burnt today?
-Yeah, what is going on with you guys?

00:31:04.153 --> 00:31:06.406
Pat, that's like
a Canadian sunburn right there?

00:31:06.489 --> 00:31:09.659
Yeah, like red and white, and maple leaf.

00:31:09.742 --> 00:31:11.870
You might want to invest
in sleeves next time.

00:31:11.953 --> 00:31:13.288
You guys ready to do this?

00:31:13.371 --> 00:31:14.247
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

00:31:14.330 --> 00:31:15.164
You ready?

00:31:15.790 --> 00:31:17.917
All right, let's talk to the kiddos.
Let's go!

00:31:19.043 --> 00:31:21.045
Hey, Asher. Farah.

00:31:21.129 --> 00:31:23.548
This is it, the big day, we're here.

00:31:23.631 --> 00:31:25.508
Remind me what you wanted.

00:31:25.592 --> 00:31:31.180
I wanted a dinosaur that shoots tacos
out of its mouth, and it has a toilet.

00:31:31.264 --> 00:31:34.058
-What did they say?
-Dinosaur Taco Toilet!

00:31:35.560 --> 00:31:37.478
I'm not gonna lie, it wasn't easy.

00:31:37.562 --> 00:31:39.814
Took us all week to figure it out,

00:31:40.481 --> 00:31:44.110
and I think you're gonna be very happy
with the results. Are you ready?

00:31:44.193 --> 00:31:45.570
Yeah!

00:31:46.279 --> 00:31:47.280
And here it is.

00:31:52.201 --> 00:31:53.369
-Yeah.

00:31:53.953 --> 00:31:55.455
So this doesn't impress you?

00:31:55.538 --> 00:31:57.624
-No.
-You ungrateful little brats.

00:31:57.707 --> 00:31:59.000
It better be something else.

00:31:59.083 --> 00:32:00.919
-So you don't like this?
-No!

00:32:01.002 --> 00:32:03.004
-Do you wanna see the real thing?
-Yeah!

00:32:03.087 --> 00:32:05.089
-Are you ready?
-Yes!

00:32:05.173 --> 00:32:06.549
All right, hit it.

00:32:15.099 --> 00:32:16.184
Yeah!

00:32:19.020 --> 00:32:20.271
-Dinosaur!
-Dino!

00:32:21.731 --> 00:32:23.066
-Taco!
-Taco!

00:32:24.734 --> 00:32:26.653
-Toilet!
-Toilet!

00:32:28.821 --> 00:32:30.156
Tac-cocos!

00:32:30.239 --> 00:32:33.159
-The taco dispenser's right up in here.

00:32:33.242 --> 00:32:37.205
We got the beautifully crafted teeth,
made by our friend here, Canadian Pat.

00:32:37.288 --> 00:32:39.332
The beautifully sculpted head,

00:32:40.166 --> 00:32:42.043
sculpted by Jackman and Graz.

00:32:42.126 --> 00:32:44.879
And the tacos are delivered
right onto the toilet,

00:32:44.963 --> 00:32:47.131
handcrafted by Derek from Malden.

00:32:47.715 --> 00:32:48.549
Toilet!

00:32:53.596 --> 00:32:56.265
-What do you think?
-This is amazing!

00:32:56.349 --> 00:32:57.684
I want it!

00:32:57.767 --> 00:33:00.019
I bet you guys wanna see
somebody sit on that toilet

00:33:00.103 --> 00:33:02.271
and get a taco dropped
in their mouth. Yes?

00:33:02.355 --> 00:33:03.356
-Yeah!
-Yeah, yes!

00:33:03.940 --> 00:33:06.401
Wait, can you take a turd in it right now?

00:33:06.484 --> 00:33:09.696
In due time, we'll make a crap
in the toilet just for you, my man.

00:33:09.779 --> 00:33:11.531
Who do you wanna see on the toilet?

00:33:11.614 --> 00:33:13.116
-Dinosaur!
-Jimmy!

00:33:13.199 --> 00:33:15.159
No, no, no, I'm the host of the show.

00:33:15.243 --> 00:33:16.536
I don't go on no toilets.

00:33:16.619 --> 00:33:19.122
Okay, Derek, get on the toilet.

00:33:19.205 --> 00:33:20.039
Me?

00:33:20.623 --> 00:33:22.542
-You guys are ready for this now?

00:33:22.625 --> 00:33:24.335
Crank the lever.

00:33:24.419 --> 00:33:27.547
What are we waiting for?
Let's get this thing fired up!

00:33:41.310 --> 00:33:42.812
Are you not entertained?

00:33:43.646 --> 00:33:47.275
Guys, you asked for something special,
not just regular tacos.

00:33:47.358 --> 00:33:50.278
-Do you remember what you asked for?
-Candy tacos.

00:33:50.361 --> 00:33:51.362
Candy tacos?

00:33:51.446 --> 00:33:52.655
-Uh-huh.
-Yeah!

00:33:52.739 --> 00:33:54.198
Do you see what that is?

00:33:54.699 --> 00:33:55.700
Candy tacos.

00:33:55.783 --> 00:33:57.952
Do you know how hard it is
to find candy tacos?

00:33:58.036 --> 00:33:59.287
No.

00:33:59.370 --> 00:34:00.538
Guys?

00:34:08.504 --> 00:34:09.630
Yeah!

00:34:16.012 --> 00:34:17.096
-Yay!
-Yeah!

00:34:20.099 --> 00:34:22.602
Good job! Good, good boy!

00:34:22.685 --> 00:34:24.520
Guys,
I think they're happy with it.

00:34:24.604 --> 00:34:26.647
-I think we've done our job.
-Mmm.

00:34:26.731 --> 00:34:28.900
You just had five grown men

00:34:28.983 --> 00:34:32.820
build a dinosaur that vomits tacos
into a toilet. Are you happy?

00:34:33.321 --> 00:34:34.655
Yeah!

00:34:34.739 --> 00:34:37.075
-Did I build what you wanted?
-Yeah!

00:34:37.158 --> 00:34:38.576
You did awesome!

00:34:38.659 --> 00:34:40.745
What are you still doing here?
Get off my farm!

00:34:40.828 --> 00:34:41.829
Okay, bye-bye.

00:34:43.247 --> 00:34:45.249
How many more of these
do we gotta build?

00:34:45.333 --> 00:34:48.002
I don't know, but I've never had
so much cheese in my pants.

00:34:48.086 --> 00:34:50.797
-What are we gonna do with this?
-Actually, I did one other time.

00:34:50.880 --> 00:34:52.673
But I rather not talk about it.

00:35:11.901 --> 00:35:16.197
Did you know Taco Tuesdays
are on Thursdays around here?

00:35:16.280 --> 00:35:17.448
How weird is th--

00:35:28.835 --> 00:35:30.837
Pat, what are you guys doing?

00:35:31.921 --> 00:35:33.131
No, we're just…

00:35:33.214 --> 00:35:35.508
What are you guys doing? Get out of here!