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Thank you for bringing me here.

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That's the thing.

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If you caught one squirrel,
you caught every squirrel.

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You know what I mean? Just like that.

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Are you kidding me?
PDA in the parking lot.

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Gross.

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Why isn't this working?

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Ow!

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Hey guys. Look who wanted
to check out the office.

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Hi. I just wanted to say hi.

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So nice to meet you. Wow, you're so hot.

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Oh, thank you.

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- Hi.
- Camila.

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So, uh, we came in

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'cause Camila and I have
a big announcement. We...

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Hey.

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What happened to your hand?

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What? Oh, nothing.
No, I just have a paper cut.

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What's the... what's the announcement?

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With that much blood?
There's a lot of blood.

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That doesn't seem right.

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Yeah, that's just how I bleed.
What is the big announcement?

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So Shred and I are having
a paella dinner tonight

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and we would love for all of you to come.

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Oh! That was
a big ramp-up for paella.

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A rice-based dish with gifts from the sea.

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- I'm in.
- Yeah, me too.

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Yay.

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Emily?

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Well, look at this.

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Shred has brought a friendly face in

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for his 10-week performance review.

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Lovely to meet you. I've heard great things.

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Patel, you wanna do that thing we rehearsed?

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Yeah, I changed my mind.

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May I?

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Sure.

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Dead man! Dead man walking!

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We got a dead man walking here!

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He's gonna be fine.

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Take it easy on him.

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He didn't get much sleep last night.

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Oh! I bet he didn't 'cause of you guys.

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Should we start the performance review?

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Emily, what about tonight?

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Come on, I won't take no for an answer.

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No.

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Kidding, um... that was a joke.

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I, um... yeah. I would love to come.

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Okay.

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- You have blood on your face.
- It's just...

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It's just a little bit there, to the left.

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I'm just gonna go, uh,
wash my face right now.

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So... excuse me.

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Hmm. Incident 40.

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On the 27th the same catch pole
was left by the trainee

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in the Walgreens parking lot.

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Okay. Uh... could you just call me Shred?

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Said trainee is under the
impression that catch poles

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are cheap disposable tools,

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when, in fact, they cost $285
a piece before engraving.

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Okay, I think we have enough specifics.

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Uh... should we just wrap this up?

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I'm sorry. Am I actually gonna get fired?

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It is the recommendation
of this senior officer

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that we extend said trainee's
10-week probationary period

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by another 10 weeks.

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Is this normal?

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No.

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Congratulations, Shred. This is good news.

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And you owe us four catch poles.

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Okay.

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Truck 8.
Report of a dead sturgeon

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that needs to be removed
from Memorial Bridge.

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Nuh-uh.

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No. I don't wanna pick up a rotting fish.

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I got this.

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Truck 8 responding.
We're nowhere near the vicinity.

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There's a GPS
transponder on your truck.

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Yeah.

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Standby.

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Seriously?

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Uh, Dispatch...

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Memorial Bridge is in the Department of

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Fish and Game jurisdiction

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so we have to cede to their authority.

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Yeah.

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Not the southern
half where the carcass is.

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Truck 8 responding.

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Thank you.

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Listen, I didn't wanna say
anything in front of Emily

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because I think these things
should be kept in the truck.

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But regarding the whole
performance review thing,

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I also have some thoughts.

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And you're sure you wanna
say those thoughts out loud?

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It's about your mentors hip style.

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You tend to focus on the negative.

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Oh, well that's because you always give me

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such an unbelievable
multi-course meal of *-ups.

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Like when you left the raccoon crate open

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or forgot about the Popsicle
in the glove compartment.

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You did that one twice.

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But, see why do you have this list

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of all my mistakes in your head?

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Why not a list of all
the things I do awesome?

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You know what? You're right.

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That's on me.

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I'm gonna need more time.

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Oh!

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Oh God!

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Are you telling me there's not one bear

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that could've taken this off our hands?

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Come on bears!

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Good thing my olfactory
senses have been deadened

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from years of changing diapers.

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Oh, man.

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Nope. I smell the whole thing. Ugh!

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This thing's huge.

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How are we supposed to put it
in the back of our truck?!

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Maybe we don't have to.

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It would be really nice to
stick it to Fish and Game.

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Maybe we could drag this thing

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a dozen feet north into their jurisdiction.

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I like it.
We stick it to those *y bastards.

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Yeah, with their helicopters

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and their incredible health insurance.

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With their stupid Instagram.

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It's like, I get it, you track elk.

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Right? Hey, so are you actually
gonna help me lift this?

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Or do you still have "back issues"?

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I do have back issues.

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Do you need to see a scan of my C-4?

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I don't need to see a scan of your C-4,

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I've seen you carry two cases of beer.

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Again with the barbecue?

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I told you, that was pure adrenaline.

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I don't wanna do this now.

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Let's... let's pick up the fish.

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Ugh!

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Oh... you reek.

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You've been here long enough
for rigor-mortis to set in.

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Here, chuck it here.

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Hoo!

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Oh, no. Fish and Game.

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How did they get ATVs?

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What the...?

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Cancel the drone.

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We get it, you got a lotta toys.

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The boys get a little squirrelly

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after a week in the high country.

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Just having a little fun.

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So there's the fish.

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We were tracking poachers
about nine clicks due south,

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by the ridge-line.

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Cool. So there's the fish.

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Prescription. Our insurance covers them now.

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- Yeah. Whatever.
- Well look, it looks like it's, uh,

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unfortunately on your side of the bridge.

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Yeah, it's on our side. We got it.

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Okay.

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Thanks for babysitting it until we got here.

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Good to see you again, Leslie.

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That was so satisfying.

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They get free glasses?

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Apparently.

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Listen. I've had a lot of coaches

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so I know what works for me
and I think I can help you out.

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So you could mentor my mentoring?

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Yeah. I used to have this one
coach from Croatia, Madric,

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before he critiqued me he would always leave

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with something I did... well.

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Truck 12. Report of
a very aggressive attack dog.

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2929 West 53rd Street.
Seattle PD can't handle it.

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Truck 12 responding.

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Hey man, you really nailed
your "Truck 12 responding".

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The timbre of your voice was
assertive but not insistent.

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Real kudos to you.

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Okay.

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Sarcasm is another thing
I wanted to bring up to your attention

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but I have been working on
my radio voice... so thank you.

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Here they come
in their big puffy suits.

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What do we got, boys?

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It's a lawyer from Panama, got
arrested for money laundering.

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He's got an attack dog
you're too scared to deal with?

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- It's crazy looking, man.
- Some sort of mastiff.

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Looks like it should be
guarding the gates of hell.

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We got it from here, you guys take a break.

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Oh, that's right, you already are.

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- You ready?
- Let's do it.

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Alright.

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Fifty bucks they don't
fit through the front door.

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- You getting this?
- Oh yeah.

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They're mocking us, Frank.

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They're mocking you,
Shred. I look incredible.

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Ow!

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- What are you doing?
- Oh, yeah. Just updating and collating

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our emergency preparedness manual. So...

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Did you cut your hand again there?

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No. Well... uh... well, yeah.

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Just a few paper cuts.

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Maybe you're not handling paper properly.

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Uh huh.

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What are you doing? Um...

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Yeah, you guys smell like fish.

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Yeah.

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Oh, we moved a whopper off
the bridge today. It was...

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Right, right. The sturgeon.

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What did you... what did you
guys end up doing with that?

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We bagged it.

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And we... we took it to the City
Disposal Area per protocol.

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Oh, great. Did you guys see
anybody up there?

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Oh yeah, yeah. There were hikers.

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One of them had a man bun.

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- She knows.
- Oh.

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Yeah. Fish and Game called me.

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I can't believe you guys moved a
carcass to another jurisdiction.

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Okay, it was like four meters. Nothing.

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- Not a big deal.
- Victoria, I know that's really 12 feet.

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And you do not dump work on other agencies.

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Okay, they're really condescending though.

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They called us dead fish babysitters.

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Oh, yeah, that's unfortunate.

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But what, you're just gonna
stoop to their level?

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Why take the high road?

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The low road has less traffic.

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Oh, I mean that's... that's gonna go viral.

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That's good.

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- What is...?
- Who is it?

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No! They did what we did to them back to us.

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Oh, it is on like Donkey Kong.

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What? No. No.

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You two are taking this fish directly

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to the City Disposal Area per protocol.

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Is that clear?

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Crystal clear.

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Fine, boss.

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Nope.

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I think it's endearing how
she actually believes us.

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- Right? She's the best.
- Yeah.

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Whoo!

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Whoo doggy!

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- Yeah.
- Whoo!

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Come on out, pooch!

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We got a bucket of bloody meat
in the truck for you.

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Just here for a spot of tea.

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Clear... clear to the left.

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That's a really nice fireplace.

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- Is it clear?
- It's clear.

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I'll check in here.

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Whoa! I think this is a safe room.

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It's him!

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Oh, doggy.

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Get in the room! Get in the room!

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- Get in the room!
- Close it! Close it!

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The hallway is
officially not clear!

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That dog is pissed.

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It's been 10 minutes.

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I hope they're doing okay in there

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in their big puffy suits.

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I've never been in a panic dressing room.

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Okay. I get a smidge claustrophobic,

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I should probably come clean about that.

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Important contacts.

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Lawyer. Accountant. Soul Cycle instructor.

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- Hmm. Oh, hold on.
- What?

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Dante information.

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A-word, victory. R-word, tranquillo.

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Dante's the dog.

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Dante! Is that right? Are you Dante?

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What is this room made out of?
There's very little air.

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And why aren't the ceilings higher?

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A is for attack, R is for release.

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If you say victory, he attacks.

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If you say tranquillo,
Dante should stand down.

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I feel like it's tranquillo.

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No, it's tranquillo.

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I took Spanish in community college.

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Okay. I have an actual Spanish girlfriend

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that yells at me in Spanish all the time.

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Dude. It's tranquillo. I'm going for it.

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Dude, I'm not 100 percent on this

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but I don't think you're
rolling your R's enough.

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Tranquillo.

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Nailed it.

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Oh!!! It's got me!

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Frank! Frank!

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- It's going to kill me!
- Frank!

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It's got me! Help!!!

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Help! Help! Help me. It's gonna eat me!

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It's a hellhound!
It is not of this realm!

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This thing is getting so heavy.

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Hurry! Hurry! Go, go, go!

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Look at all their stuff.

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Oh, my God, they've got a sauna!

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What? Whose taxes are paying for that?

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In here.

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Ahhhh!

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- Put it up here.
- Right here.

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Oh!

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Over there. Pick it up.

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All officers be advised.

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Possible security breach
in sector Foxtrot One.

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Right this way...!

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Go! Go!

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That could've been my arm.

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Yeah.

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He's going to town on that thing.

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It's like kibble to him.

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It's probably because the suit smells like

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every dog and cat we've ever captured.

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We gotta change our scent.

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We gotta smell like the owner.
We gotta smell like money, man.

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I'm putting on the silks.

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Yeah, good call.

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Take off the huge protective suit

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and ensconce yourself in that
impenetrable kevlar-like material, silk.

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See? This is exactly what I'm talking about.

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I come up with a good idea
and you shoot it down

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without even trying.

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But if it's a bad idea, which
it is, we could end up dead.

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Put your clothes back on.

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No! I'm putting on his musk.

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Please don't. I can't stand that...

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Oh. I usually hate cologne but
that has some really good notes.

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I know. It smells good.

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This is a good idea and you
should do it with me, man.

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It's gonna work

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and I think it would be a big
step for you mentor-wise.

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Would you please stop implying

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that this is a two-way learning process?

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It's infuriating.

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Frank, I'm going out there
with or without you.

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- Okay.
- Which is it?

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Without.

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Sometimes it takes a horrific mauling

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to learn from your mistakes.

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This is probably your mauling.

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Open the door.

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On my count. One... two...

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Are you seriously not
going out there with me?

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I mean, you would look so good in the black.

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Three.

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Hey. You smell that?

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That's right, I'm a global money
laundering master.

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I would do an accent

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but I don't know how to do one
in a way that's not offensive.

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Frank! Frank! I got him. I did it!

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Victory!

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No!

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It's tranquillo! Tranquillo!

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Tranquillo!

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Shred?

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It worked!

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You died?

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It worked.

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Wow. I guess that's two vi...

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...moments of success I've had here today.

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Hey.

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Patel still cleaning up?

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Yeah. He gets dinged if he
comes home smelling like fish.

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Hey. Is everything all good with you?

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With me? Oh yeah, totally. Why?

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I don't know.
You were just really collating earlier

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and you've got all these paper cuts.

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I don't know, you just kinda
seem like something's up.

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Oh. Um... Yeah. Yeah.

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I don't wanna go to this dinner tonight.

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I don't really wanna go and eat
Camila's freakin' paella

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and just watch her and Shred be

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all international snowboard lovers, so...

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Oh, my God.

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I must be more self-involved than I thought.

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I had no idea you had a thing for Shred.

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Oh... oh no, I don't... um, anymore.

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I mean, I did, like...
like, no, I definitely did.

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But, um... no, then she
came back and she's, like,

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- off the charts amazing, so.
- Yeah.

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I'm just kinda, like, in my head about it.

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So maybe that means I do still like him.

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I don't know.

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Oh, man. Yeah.

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That can't be easy. But she's so gorgeous.

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- Yeah.
- And, like, really cool and nice and fun.

00:16:02.562 --> 00:16:04.007
She seems like a cool chick.

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Yeah. And she's a pro athlete, so.

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- Yeah.
- I don't wanna be around any of that.

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Hey, um, why don't you just bail tonight?

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I could vouch for you.

00:16:11.904 --> 00:16:13.282
You know, say you had a tummy thing.

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Everyone knows that you barf easy.

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How do you think that would look?

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Honestly, probably like a bail so, uh...

00:16:18.945 --> 00:16:19.922
Yeah.

00:16:19.946 --> 00:16:21.424
Oh, why don't we get a few drinks beforehand

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and show up a bit wasted?

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I mean, I wish there was another way, but...

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Well, I will be there tonight

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so if it gets totally unbearable,

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just give me a signal.

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And then we can get outta there together.

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- It'll be our little cover.
- Okay.

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Really?

00:16:35.229 --> 00:16:36.263
Yeah.

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Okay, thank you. Thank you.

00:16:38.231 --> 00:16:40.543
I do think that you should head
home and freshen up though.

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- Yeah.
- Change those bandages.

00:16:42.769 --> 00:16:46.615
God, I am just not clotting today. So...

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Yeah, get some fresh ones on.

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Yeah. Stop by the doctor.

00:16:49.676 --> 00:16:51.278
Okay. Maybe stitches.

00:16:54.747 --> 00:16:56.325
You wanna take this guy on a perp walk?

00:16:56.349 --> 00:16:57.793
Yeah, you wanna put your uniform back on?

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No, no. I think it'd be baller
to go out there like this.

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You know, the cops are
going to be filming it.

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Dressed like a tablecloth?

00:17:03.456 --> 00:17:04.667
Dude, I look good.

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Also, I'm still waiting for it.

00:17:06.926 --> 00:17:08.003
What?

00:17:08.027 --> 00:17:09.238
The "good job, Shred". "You killed it".

00:17:09.262 --> 00:17:11.740
"Your outside the box thinking
really came through".

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I don't teach like that.

00:17:13.266 --> 00:17:15.244
Come on, man. What's the point of all this?

00:17:15.268 --> 00:17:17.680
It's like you're trying to
demoralize me into leaving.

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Is that what you want, you want me to quit?

00:17:19.439 --> 00:17:20.616
No, I don't want you to quit.

00:17:20.640 --> 00:17:22.951
Then make me feel like we're
in this together, Frank.

00:17:22.975 --> 00:17:24.953
I don't know how to do it any other way.

00:17:24.977 --> 00:17:26.589
It's me, Shred. Come on.

00:17:26.613 --> 00:17:30.326
Well, what if we saw this
as a teachable mentor moment?

00:17:30.350 --> 00:17:31.994
It's hard to take you seriously
dressed like that

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but I'm thinking about it.

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It's here!

00:17:59.346 --> 00:18:00.762
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my gosh.

00:18:00.786 --> 00:18:01.831
Wow.

00:18:01.855 --> 00:18:03.226
I hope there's
another one of those.

00:18:03.250 --> 00:18:04.493
Amazing.

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Thank you for doing this.

00:18:05.752 --> 00:18:06.829
Of course.

00:18:06.853 --> 00:18:09.232
You know, I made Shred
seat us next to each other.

00:18:09.256 --> 00:18:10.333
Oh?

00:18:10.357 --> 00:18:11.734
I'm really excited to get to know you

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and a little nervous, to be honest.

00:18:13.693 --> 00:18:14.860
Why... why are you nervous?

00:18:15.895 --> 00:18:17.840
I'd like to make a toast, everyone.

00:18:17.864 --> 00:18:20.509
Uh... first of all, Camila,
thank you so much for having us.

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This paella looks delicious.

00:18:22.569 --> 00:18:23.712
And might I add,

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the paella is not the only dish
being served today.

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Fish and Game also received

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a nice, big plate of how do you like me now?

00:18:32.945 --> 00:18:33.945
What?

00:18:34.080 --> 00:18:36.091
Oh, nothing. Never mind.

00:18:36.115 --> 00:18:37.617
What is he on?

00:18:38.685 --> 00:18:41.597
Wait, so why... why were
you nervous to meet me?

00:18:41.621 --> 00:18:42.931
It's... it's just the way that Shred...

00:18:42.955 --> 00:18:44.233
You know what?

00:18:44.257 --> 00:18:46.269
If we're giving speeches,
uh, then I think it's my turn.

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Really? I feel like we should just dig in

00:18:47.694 --> 00:18:48.704
'cause that looks amazing.

00:18:48.728 --> 00:18:49.905
Yeah. Let's not really do toasts,

00:18:49.929 --> 00:18:52.275
let's just let conversations
evolve, you know?

00:18:52.299 --> 00:18:53.376
Did you guys not eat today?

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Because I would like to direct this

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at Camila's much, much lesser half,

00:18:58.771 --> 00:19:02.785
who actually had a halfway
decent day in the field.

00:19:02.809 --> 00:19:06.789
He single-handedly captured
a 149-pound mastiff

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and then wore the hell
out of some silk pajamas.

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I would like to recommend my trainee,

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from here on out, be known as Shred.

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Woohoo!

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He is off probation and is
granted junior officer status.

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- Cheers!
- Cheers.

00:19:23.396 --> 00:19:25.308
I would like to propose a toast myself.

00:19:25.332 --> 00:19:28.411
To Frank, who might just turn
out to be a pretty good mentor.

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But he's not quite there

00:19:29.969 --> 00:19:32.981
so I recommend extending
his mentor probation period.

00:19:33.005 --> 00:19:35.618
Uh... mentor probation? That's not a thing.

00:19:35.642 --> 00:19:38.754
Show of hands who thinks mentor
probation should be a thing.

00:19:38.778 --> 00:19:40.956
I'm in.

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What a bunch of Judas'.
Guess who's back on probation?

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Yes, my trainee everyone.
I pull my recommendation.

00:19:49.989 --> 00:19:52.401
So... so you were saying
something about Shred

00:19:52.425 --> 00:19:53.936
and you being nervous and then you...

00:19:53.960 --> 00:19:55.804
Oh no, it's stupid. I'm just being insecure.

00:19:55.828 --> 00:19:59.174
It's just that you can tell
by the way he talks about you

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- that he thinks you're really great.
- Oh.

00:20:01.769 --> 00:20:05.614
And then I met you
and you're, like, radiant.

00:20:05.638 --> 00:20:07.149
Okay, I... I don't know about that.

00:20:07.173 --> 00:20:09.184
I don't know that I radiate.

00:20:09.208 --> 00:20:11.487
You do. Trust me.

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I think they're waiting for the
host to tell them they can eat.

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Oh my God, of course. Let's eat.

00:20:16.549 --> 00:20:18.295
I'm gonna start with you.

00:20:18.319 --> 00:20:19.662
- What is that?
- Wait. What?

00:20:21.621 --> 00:20:22.622
Oh!!!!!

00:20:28.961 --> 00:20:30.229
What the hell is that?

00:20:32.064 --> 00:20:34.334
That's the overwhelming smell of defeat.

00:20:35.201 --> 00:20:36.569
Oh, Jeez!

00:20:38.664 --> 00:20:39.017
Oh!

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