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Shannon, what are you doing?

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There's, like, 20 Goldfish
behind the couch.

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I know. I'm so bad at this.

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Pick up the Goldfish
and go get ready.

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We're going to Nick's parents'
for dinner.

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Yeah, you mind if I pass?

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I read this warning on
the Internet of the dangers

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of kids getting high on nutmeg,
and I want to try it.

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You're going.

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Walt needs our feedback.

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He's auditioning for a new play
about an out of control cop

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with no morals.

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Luckily, our dad is one.

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Yeah, people
without morals *.

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Hey, baby.
Hey, sweetie.

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So, what has two thumbs
and is taking you

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on a romantic getaway
Saturday night?

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A-this guy.

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Really?

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What has two arms

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and is about to give you
the biggest hug ever?

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A-this girl.

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Hey, guys? What has two legs and
wants to jump out the window?

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A-this girl.

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This hotel is great.

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Olympic-size pool,
private beach,

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four-star restaurant featuring
the tallest seafood tower

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on the Eastern Seaboard.

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How tall is it?
Okay.

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Imagine the tallest
seafood tower

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you've ever seen
on the Eastern Seaboard.

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Okay.

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A little taller than that.

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Let me guess.
To get away from me.

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Get away from you?

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A hundred percent.Uh-huh.

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Yeah, well, it doesn't matter
why you're going.

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You're going,

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which means I finally get
to have this place to myself.

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Isn't it funny when the animals
think that they run the zoo?

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I'll ask my parents
to watch her.

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That's insane.
It's only one night.

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I can be here alone.

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The Purge is only one night.

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And a lot of people end up dead
at the end.

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All right, listen up,
you maggots.

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All right, listen up,
you maggots.

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Every day you push me
a little farther.

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Push, push, push.

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But one day you're gonna
push too far.

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And then? Boom!

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I go off,

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and every maggot in a ten-block
radius goes with me.

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So what'd you think, girls?

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It was like my dad
was in the room.

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I'm literally traumatized.

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Oh, I can't tell you
how happy that makes me feel.

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It'll even be better

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with the full uniform on.
What did you think, Shannon?

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I thought it was really good.
Just, if I had one thought,

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it's that my dad
never actually gets loud

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like that when he's angry.
He gets kind of quiet.

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Thank you, Shannon.

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I appreciate
the constructive criticism.

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Now, if I could just
offer a thought

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on your weird, giant overalls...

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Walt.

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He is not the best
at taking criticism.

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She's right.

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I'm sorry.

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I-I shouldn't have made fun
of your clothes.

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I mean, maybe you're baling hay
somewhere later, I don't know.

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Hey, Mom, Dad, uh,
we have a favor to ask.

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I'm taking Clem away
this weekend,

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and we were wondering
if you minded watching Shannon.

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Uh, no. I told you,
I can watch myself.

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Dad once left me alone
an entire weekend.

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There was a whole article
about it in the news.

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"Three-year-old calls 911."

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We would be happy
to watch her for you.

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But I think Shannon
deserves a chance.

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I mean, this young lady
is in the process

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of blooming,
and you need

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to water her with trust.

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Yeah!

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I don't know.

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Oh, come on, Clem.
If I wasn't responsible,

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would I have spent
the whole last summer

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cleaning up the park?

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That was court-mandated.

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She's 16 years old, guys.
She deserves a shot.

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Thank you, Rose.

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You're welcome, bubelah.

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What do you think, Nick?

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I mean,
maybe my mom has a point.

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Besides,
what's she gonna get into?

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Even bigger overalls?

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I'm done.

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Nick, this place is amazing.

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And you know what
the best part is?

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See that girl over there?

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Not Shannon. That bellboy?

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Not Shannon.
The woman who checked us in

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whose name was Shannon?
Not Shannon.

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It's just us.Mm-hmm.

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Hi, I'm Clem.

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Hi. Kristen.

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Oh, you're
Nick's ex-girlfriend.

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That's right. And this is

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my current fiancée Clem.

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"Current"?

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No. No.

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I mean, my current
and future fiancée.

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I mean, until, you know,
we get married.

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Then she'll be
my current wife.

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Have y'all heard about
the seafood tower?

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There's a place in Chicago
that has a taller one. Hi.

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I'm Charlie.This is my boyfriend.

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The law firm he works for just
transferred him from Chicago.

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Largest noncoastal city
in the U.S.

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You're really proud of
Chicago, aren't you?

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So, it looks like you two
were on your way out of here.

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Shame we missed you.

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Bummed!

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No, we actually
just checked in.

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Oh, us, too. Looks like
we'll be here together.

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Oh, which is awesome.

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You know what? We should all go
to dinner or something tomorrow.

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Oh, sounds terrific, but we're
only staying for the night.

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Damn, damn, damn!

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Well, then, how about
we do it tonight?

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Tonight? I don't think we'd...We'd love to.

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...be able to say no.

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I think the nutmeg wore off.

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Don't think it ever wore on.

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Yeah, I know.

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And now my head smells
like Christmas.

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Well, we
got to do something.

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I mean, this place is sick.

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We should get the old squad
over and have a rager.Yeah.

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I'm not really feeling
like raging.

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Maybe something
on the more mellow side,

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like steal a bunch
of shopping carts,

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push 'em into the river.

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Nah. Did that last night.

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Why don't you want to
have a party? I mean,

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what, now that you're
living in Fancy Town,

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you think you're
better than all of us?What?

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No.

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I do not think that I'm
better than you guys.

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And I don't even think
you guys are all that good.

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Well, the Shannon I knew
would throw a party.

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It's exactly what everyone said
would happen. You've changed.

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Changed? Excuse me,
I have not changed.

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In fact, according to
my guidance counselor,

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I am getting worse.

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Then prove it.

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You know what? Fine.

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Let's do this. Text everybody

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and tell them it's on. There's my girl.

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I'm-a go get some beer.What's with the cookies?

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Homeless guy who buys me beer
loves them.

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I cannot believe
you said yes

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to having dinner with
my ex-girlfriend.

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What else was
I supposed to say?

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Oh, uh, what's that word again?

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Ah! I remember. "No."

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Look, if you're worried
about me, don't be.

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I'm totally cool
and okay with this.Yeah.

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But I'mnot cool and okay.

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I'm uncool and un-okay.

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Disokay.

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Nokay.

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Relax. It's gonna be fun.

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I've never met any of your exes.

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I mean,
there's only five of them.

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They're like white rhinos.

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Fine.

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If I'm gonna relax,
I'm gonna pregame.

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I'm drinking
this whole bottle of wine.

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Don't you try to stop me.

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How do I look?

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You look amazing.

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Good, 'cause I got to bring
my "A" game.

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You never mentioned
that Kristen was so pretty.Okay.

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And in what situation
would that have come up?

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"Oh, hey, Clem, I ever tell
you that my ex is super hot?"

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Okay, I said "pretty."

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You're right. This
gonna be so fun.

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Well, my firm was hired to sue
the company Kristen works for,

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and after a borderline
unprofessional deposition,

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she asked me to dinner,
and the rest is history.

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Wow, that sounds...
borderline unethical.

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Oh, it totally was.

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But we've now been dating
for eight months.

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We're thinking
about moving in together,

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but someone's
dragging her feet.

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It's Kristen.

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Sorry,

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but it didn't go so well

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the last time
I lived with someone.

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Right, Nick?

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Oh. You guys...

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lived together?

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Uh... yeah,
but, you know, it was...

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it was not that long.

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Uh, six months is
a pretty long time,

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especially when you're sleeping
next to a pillow hog.

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Right, Clem?

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In the same place
that we live in now?

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Yeah. I'm sure
I mentioned that, right?

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I mean... you must have,

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because if you didn't,
that definitely would be...

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nokay.

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Okay, people, hi.

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Hey, sweetie. It's Rose.

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Rose, hey!

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Uh... what's going on?

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What's all that noise?

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Nothing. It's just
this-this movie I'm watching

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about crowds and...

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what it's like to be in one.

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If you just give me one second,

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I'm gonna put you
on a brief hold,

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and I'll get
right back to you. Okay.

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So, hey, Rose. What's up?

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Just checking,
making sure you're okay.

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You know, considering Walt and I
went out on a limb for you.

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Yeah, you did,
and I-I really appreciated it.

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Oh, yeah, everything's great.

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Oh!

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What was that?

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Nothing.
Just the neighbor's cat

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came through the window.

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Get out of here,
you pervert cat!

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Well, I'm so happy
that they trusted you.

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You should be proud
of yourself.

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Yeah.

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I really am.

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Thanks for calling.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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So, she having a party?

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Majorparty.

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Sounds like Studio 55
over there.

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Don't you mean 54?

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No. Bigger, baby.

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I mean, I had a life
before you, Clem.

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A sheltered, you know,
often *ually frustrated one,

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but, yes, a past.

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Are you still mad at me?
Y-You barely said anything

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the whole way home.Mad at you?

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No.

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Really? Because when
we were listening

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to that true
crime podcast,

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it seemed like you
were rooting

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for the lady who
murdered her husband.

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I wasn't rooting for her.

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I just thought she brought up
some valid points.

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Where's that music coming from?

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Oh. Cool.
Are you the weed delivery guy?

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No.

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Are youthe weed delivery guy?

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Let's get it on...

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What the hell
were you thinking, Shannon?

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You promised us
we could trust you.

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And you promised me you'd be
out of town for 24 hours,

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so, yes, mistakes were made
all around.

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Well, I hope you had fun,

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because we are never
trusting you again.

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That's the thing,
I didn't have fun.

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Well, at first I did.
Beer pong champion.

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I mean...

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ginger ale pong champion.

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But then I started feeling
terrible about myself.

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Because you knew you weren't
supposed to be doing this.

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Right. I *ed up.
But usually I don't realize that

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until you guys come home
and rip me a new one.

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But this time...
dude, I'm way ahead of you.

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I ripped myselfa new one.

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I mean, it's not the most
eloquent way to put it...

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My point is,
this is real progress.

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Now...

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am I a hero?

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That's not for me to say.

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But did I go
on a hero's journey?

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I feel like yes.

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Look, Shannon,

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it's great to see you
recognizing your own mistakes,

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but that doesn't get you off
the hook for what you've done.

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I know. I was being dumb.

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I was just so concerned about
what my friends thought of me.

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But then I realized I care more
about what you guys think.

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Anyways, I'm genuinely sorry

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about messing up
your place, Nick.

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You don't get it, Shannon.

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It's... it's not only myplace.

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You live here
just as much

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as I do,
just as much as Clem does.

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We're a family.

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And you have
to respect

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this place.

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Not because it's mine.

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Because it's all of ours.

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Yo! The cops are here!

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Cops?

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All right,
listen up, you maggots!

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Every day...

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you punks push me
a little farther.

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Push, push,

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push.

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And one day
you're gonna push too far,

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and then...

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boom...

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I go off, and every maggot
in a ten-block radius

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goes down with me. Boom!

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Dude... that was killer.

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Well, I, uh, played it quiet,

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like you suggested,

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and, uh, guess what.

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I got the part!

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No!Yeah!

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Congrats, Dad.

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Uh, what are
you doing here?

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Hey, uh, Nick and Clem,
I didn't realize you were back.

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Well, your mom figured
that Shannon was having a party,

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and I figured that this would be
the funnest way to break it up.

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If you guys knew Shannon
was having a party,

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why didn't you call us?

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I bet it was

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so he could clean everything
up before we came back home.

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Right, Dad? So you and Mom
wouldn't have to admit

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that you were wrong
about trusting Shannon.

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Okay, I do not appreciate
that accusation.

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Okay, y'all, let's get
this place cleaned up...

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Damn!

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You know, it looks like a
fraternity exploded in here,

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and yet Kristen's couch
is miraculously unscathed.

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You know what?
Why don't you and I

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go pick out
a new couch together?

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No. The couch stays.

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This feels like a trap.

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It's not a trap.

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It just hurt to find
out that this place,

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which I always
thought was ours,

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used to be yours
with someone else.

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But what you said
to Shannon,

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it really made
this place feel...

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like home.

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So the couch stays.

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I don't understand.

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From now on, it will be
a symbol of our ability

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to move past problems.

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I love that.

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But I'm still a little on guard
about that trap.

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Full disclosure,

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since I'm all mature now
and whatnot:

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some beer spilt on the couch.

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Okay. Thank you for
being honest with us.

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Even fuller disclosure:

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the beer used to be
in Elizabeth's stomach.

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Good thing
I Scotchgarded it, right?

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