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Oh, your parents put
out a birthday balloon for you.

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I can't believe it took
us over an hour to get here.

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I can't believe you kept
intentionally giving me the wrong address.

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- Full disclosure,
I'm very excited

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and also very terrified
for you to meet my parents.

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- Oh, don't worry.

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At this point, the worst
thing that can happen

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is they like me
more than you do.

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- Well, that's when Maggie
had her headgear removed.

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- Other kids would
see her and scream.

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- What you got
going on downstairs?

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- Wow. You threw that
right in my face.

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- Great, great, great party.

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Oh.
- It's over. Maria, forget it.

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- You know what
else could be fun?

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- Hmm?
- If we leave the party before it starts

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and set the world record for
the most Irish Irish exit.

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- I know this may be
hard for you to believe,

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but I'm actually excited to
learn where you came from.

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-  See! We're
making memories already!

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- Mom! Turn it off!

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- I have no idea how
to turn that off.

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Happy birthday!
It's so loud.

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Why is the
alarm even set?

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We're having people over.

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- Well, yeah, I wanted
everyone to feel safe.

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- Do you feel safe?
- I feel like I'm robbing a safe.

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- Guys, hi,

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this is Daniel...

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- Jack, get the phone. It's
probably the alarm company.

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You have to get
them the password.

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Otherwise, they send
someone out to make sure

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we're not being murdered.

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Or worse.

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- What's worse than
being murdered?

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- Oh, thank you, Daniel.

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I've heard almost
nothing about you,

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but that says more about
my daughter than about you.

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- That. That is worse.

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- So this is my mom.

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- Oh please. Mom was
my mother's name.

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- Fine. Hold it one second.
Um, Maria, the password?

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- It's a... Oh shoot. Uh,
what did we tell the man?

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- What man?

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- The man. The security
man. He came to install it.

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We were out back. We
told him the password.

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Oh shoot.

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Uh, what was it?

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- Okay. Okay, you know what?

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I'm going to have
to call you back,

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uh, but I promise you we're
not about to be murdered.

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Yeah, I know.

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That does sound like something a
murderer would say, doesn't it?

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But would he say this? Toodles!

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- Wow. Our landlords
have a very nice place.

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I keep forgetting that Jack's a doctor.
- I know.

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He strikes me as a guy who
just hangs out in the park.

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- Hi, everybody. ALL: Hello.

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- Sorry we're late.

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- Oh, a bottle of wine for
the birthday girl, huh?

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- The birthday girl? It's,
it's Maggie's birthday?

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Oh, I did not know that.

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I thought this was just
like a dinner party,

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and I thought it was
weird we were invited.

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Good thing we bought a
bottle of wine.

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- I just invested in
this vineyard up in Napa.

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It's a micro micro vineyard.

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This is one of
only three bottles.

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- Babe, that was supposed
to be the gift for Maggie.

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- It was? Oh. AMY: Yes.

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- Just put our name on
whatever you brought.

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- Sorry. You don't get to
just waltz in and take credit.

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Our gift is super thoughtful.

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- Oh. What did you get her?

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- I don't know. Ben,
what do we get her?

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We got her a vintage
book on the occult

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that we found on one of
my solo walks downtown.

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- I just fell asleep. That was so boring.

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- Hey, guys. ALL: Hey.

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- Hey, happy birthday.

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- Thank you. Oh, Lou,
you got me a candle.

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- It smells like the lip
smackers you used to eat.

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Delicious.

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Angel, thank you for
respecting our no gifts rule.

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- To be clear, I am not
in favor of that rule.

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And I like cash.

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- Maggie, happy birthday.

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- This is from only us.

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- Oh my gosh. Thank you
so much for the book.

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I'm flattered you think I read.

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- Uh, you didn't
even open it yet.

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- I do, in about a week.

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- Well, ours isn't here
yet. It's coming soon.

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- Yeah, in our defense, we
didn't know it was your birthday.

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- Don't even worry about it. You
guys don't have to get me anything.

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- Oh good.
- I do have to go rescue Daniel, though.

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I think
he's with my parents.

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- I, I don't get it.

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I mean, where's the fun
in getting Maggie a gift

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if she already knows what it is.

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- It's very hard to
surprise a psychic.

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It's one of the many reasons
I've never been impressed

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by Mr. Night Shyamalan.

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- I bet I could
surprise her. Mm-hmm.

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I've been told that my energy
really throws people off.

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- And that's why we
switched therapists.

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- Ooh. Ooh. How about
we make a game of it?

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Whoever surprises the
birthday girl first wins.

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- Yes. I love games.
Maybe too much.

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Which is why we can't keep
them at our place anymore.

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- Well, she bit me the last
time we played Scrabble,

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so I'm on her team.

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- I pick Amy.
- Aww. Are you playing?

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- No.

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- Dammit. Okay, you're
my first choice, babe.

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- What are you talking about?

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You can totally
surprise a psychic.

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Maggie's literally shocked every time
she sees how long my toenails are.

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- Well, of course, you
can surprise a psychic.

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I walked into a glass
door this morning.

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I just wanted to see what
kind of birthday surprises

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these crazy kids come up with.

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- Oh, Angel, that's
really sweet.

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- It sprouted out of boredom,
but it ripened into sweetness.

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- You talk like a book.

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- I talk like a play.

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- Dad. You ran away earlier.

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This is Daniel.

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- Oh yeah. I'm sorry about
that. Hi, Daniel. Welcome.

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Boy, you know, it's kind of odd.

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The way Maggie described
you, you seemed taller.

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- Maggie talked
about him to you?

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- Oh yeah. We went out
for ice cream together,

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and she was telling me all
about her new boyfriend

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and how handsome
and charming he is.

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And, I don't know,

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I kind of equate qualities
like that with someone

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six-two, six-three,
something like that.

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- I love ice cream, Daniel.

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Why wasn't I invited
to ice cream?

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- Oh, uh, sorry, I don't know. I
wasn't part of the ice cream getting.

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I think that was just
your husband and daughter.

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- Wow. You threw that
right in my face.

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- Okay, I think
that's enough for now.

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- Okay.

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Sure.

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- Ooh. Well, you have
officially met my parents,

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and we're still standing.

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I do have to warn you, though,

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um, I saw some embarrassing
things go wrong later.

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Nothing big. But, you know,
just so that you're prepared...

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- Hey, hey. Let's not worry
about the future right now.

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- Okay.
- Okay?

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Now let's focus on the present.

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- Okay.

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Oh my god, is this a cookie?

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Well, I mean, you gave
me one when we met,

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so I thought I'd
return the favor.

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- I feel like the Cookie
Monster's girlfriend.

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-  Well,
I mean, in a way, you kinda are.

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So you really like it?

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- I got a call about a
security alarm going off.

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Everything okay?
- Yeah, we're fine.

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My husband forgot the
password to our new alarm.

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- Yes, I know your husband.

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- That's right. Officer Kantor
is the guy who came over

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when I was trapped on
the roof in my underwear.

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Before you roll your eyes back
there, I had a good reason.

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Thought my pants were up there.

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- I suggest you
find your password.

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If I'm called out again,
you'll be charged a fine.

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- Thank you, Officer.

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Would you like to stay for
my daughter's birthday?

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Full disclosure, I caught her
smoking marijuana in high school,

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but she is clean now.

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- Mom. Would you like to share
where I found that joint?

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- She also does comedy.

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Yeah.

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- If I'm going to Vegas, the
only thing I'll bet is Midler.

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- Hello?
- Oh hello, necklace.

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- Oh my gosh. It's from
Daniel. It's a cookie.

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- Oh, wow. Oh, we like him.

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- I know. He's passing
every test imaginable.

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Lou, I can't believe
I'm saying this,

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but... I think I might
actually be in love.

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- Mags, this is great news!

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Are you going to tell him?

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- I don't know. It'd have to
be the right moment, you know.

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I'm freaking out, Lou.
I've never said it.

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Girl, what you're
feeling right now,

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that's the stuff that
makes life so good.

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You should tell him.
This is a safe space.

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Oh, guys, I won.

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- What was that?
- Uh, don't ask.

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- Okay. I did it. I scared
the crap out of Maggie.

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So what do I win?

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- Nothing.
- What? Why?

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- Yeah, we agreed the first
person who surprises Maggie wins.

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- She was pretty
surprised by that cop.

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Did that make him the winner?

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- Hey, Dave, did I miss
the cop joining our team?

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No? Then shut it down.
- Oh.

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- Y'all, the game is not
about scaring Maggie.

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It's about making her birthday better
with a delightfully unexpected gift.

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Have you no whimsy?

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- Oh, I have whimsy.

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I have more whimsy
than anyone else here.

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My car's headlights
have eyelashes on them.

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You're driving me home.

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- I would be honored.
- Yeah.

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- I don't understand.

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If the alarm goes off,

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why can't we give them
the code we punch in.

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- Could you please explain
to her that the code, honey,

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it's not our password.

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The password is a word.

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The code is numbers.
It's really quite simple.

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- Then what is our code?

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- Ah, well, I'm glad you asked.
I wrote it down somewhere.

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- Guys, can we talk about
literally anything else?

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- I got this.

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Hey, do you guys have baby
pictures of Maggie I can see?

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- That is the nicest thing
anyone has ever asked me.

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I think I love him.
- I know the feeling.

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- Careful what you wish for.

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- Pink album. That's
a real classic.

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- Is it? Okay.
- Oh yeah.

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What is going on here?

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- Well, that's when Maggie
had her headgear removed.

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Remember that, honey?

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You had to wear
all that headgear

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because of your
weird, crumbly tooth.

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- I do.

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- Her teeth came in sideways.

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Other kids would
see her and scream.

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It was traumatizing.
Probably for her, too.

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- Well, I'm glad it
got straightened out.

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- That's a fun turn of phrase.

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- So funny.

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My parents are
obsessed with you.

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I keep seeing my mom
taking photos of you

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when you're not looking.

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- Okay, but I'm going to need
final approval on anything

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that she wants to post.

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- Oh, you are funny.

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- Alright, guys. Any ideas
on how to surprise her?

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- Actually, no ideas
is my strategy.

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- Oh, that sounds
convoluted, babe. Do tell.

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- Well, I figure we're
going to get her a gift,

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but the sooner I
think of that gift,

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the more time Maggie has

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to go out and have a
vision of that gift.

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If I don't have an idea,
she can't see it coming

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until I do have an idea
and I immediately buy it

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before she can even
have a vision of it.

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- Ugh. Not thinking.

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- That is so smart.
Thank you.

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- Do they really think
psychics can read minds?

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I mean, honestly.

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- Yeah. So dumb.

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Like, I'm thinking of
a number right now.

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You probably don't
know what it is, right?

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- Pardon me. I'm going in
for a second helping of fun.

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- Twelve.

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- Oh, I have an idea for a gift.
- She already has one of those.

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- She has an ashtray I
made her at Color Me Mine?

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- What doesn't she have?
- We're going to lose.

00:10:47.735 --> 00:10:48.944
- What happened?

00:10:48.986 --> 00:10:50.613
Did you eat the cookie
off your necklace?

00:10:51.030 --> 00:10:52.907
- Oh no. It must
have just turned.

00:10:52.948 --> 00:10:54.450
- Oh no. Yeah.
- Can you get it?

00:10:55.326 --> 00:10:58.454
- You know, I heard that when
this sort of thing happens,

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you are supposed to make a wish.

00:11:03.042 --> 00:11:06.128
Well, I'm not sure
what I would wish for.

00:11:06.170 --> 00:11:09.048
I'm pretty happy with
what's right in front of me.

00:11:10.174 --> 00:11:11.175
- Yeah?

00:11:11.759 --> 00:11:12.760
Me, too.

00:11:14.762 --> 00:11:16.180
- I...
- Danno!

00:11:16.180 --> 00:11:17.556
Hey, hey, hey.

00:11:18.349 --> 00:11:20.601
What you got going
on downstairs?

00:11:21.727 --> 00:11:23.854
- Your feet. He means your
feet. He's a podiatrist.

00:11:23.896 --> 00:11:27.191
- Not just a podiatrist.
A foot enthusiast.

00:11:27.191 --> 00:11:28.609
But not in a pervy way.

00:11:29.443 --> 00:11:31.112
Those guys are
friggin' weird, right?

00:11:31.153 --> 00:11:33.572
- Yeah.

00:11:33.614 --> 00:11:35.533
- Okay, let's pop off
the old Hush Puppies.

00:11:35.574 --> 00:11:36.784
- Dad.

00:11:36.784 --> 00:11:39.328
I think I heard Mom calling
you. She sounds mad.

00:11:39.912 --> 00:11:41.622
- No. Really?
- Yeah.

00:11:42.039 --> 00:11:43.874
- Okay. Well, I
better get going then.

00:11:43.916 --> 00:11:46.210
I don't need to tell you who wears
the shoes in this household, right?

00:11:50.506 --> 00:11:51.632
Well, where were we?

00:11:52.091 --> 00:11:54.385
- I think we were having a
private, romantic moment.

00:11:54.385 --> 00:11:55.511
- Yeah.

00:11:58.055 --> 00:11:59.056
- Don't mind me.

00:12:00.558 --> 00:12:03.060
- You know what? At this point, I'm
gonna go show my feet to your dad.

00:12:03.102 --> 00:12:04.061
- Okay.

00:12:08.107 --> 00:12:09.316
-  Okay.
People. Shh, shh, shh!

00:12:09.358 --> 00:12:11.402
People.
Maggie is coming.

00:12:11.402 --> 00:12:13.654
Now, if you really want to
surprise her, clear your mind.

00:12:13.696 --> 00:12:15.614
Otherwise, she's gonna read
whatever thoughts you're having.

00:12:15.656 --> 00:12:17.241
- Hey, guys.

00:12:17.283 --> 00:12:18.576
- How's it going?
- Hey.

00:12:18.617 --> 00:12:21.829
- Sorry about scaring you earlier.
I didn't understand the rules.

00:12:22.246 --> 00:12:23.205
- Rules for what?

00:12:24.790 --> 00:12:25.916
- I've said too much.

00:12:27.084 --> 00:12:28.210
- Right.

00:12:30.129 --> 00:12:31.839
Can I get anyone anything?

00:12:32.423 --> 00:12:33.382
-  Go away.

00:12:34.592 --> 00:12:37.428
- Okay.
- Great, great, great party.

00:12:37.887 --> 00:12:39.221
- I actually think that worked.

00:12:42.266 --> 00:12:45.311
- How's the game going?
- Not as sophisticated as I'd hoped.

00:12:46.228 --> 00:12:47.688
Ew, this is not my Fanta.

00:12:52.318 --> 00:12:53.277
- Oh hey.

00:12:53.277 --> 00:12:55.404
- Hey, man. It's great party, huh?
- Yeah.

00:12:55.446 --> 00:12:57.948
Yeah, yeah. I always thought
Maggie hated parties,

00:12:57.990 --> 00:12:59.658
but she seems to be
having a great time.

00:12:59.700 --> 00:13:01.827
- Yeah, she's the best.
- Yeah.

00:13:01.869 --> 00:13:03.037
And good news.

00:13:03.454 --> 00:13:06.457
She must see you in her future
if she's keeping you around, huh?

00:13:06.457 --> 00:13:09.043
- Yeah, maybe. I hope
so. I mean, I don't know.

00:13:09.585 --> 00:13:11.420
- What do you mean?
- Oh, nothing.

00:13:15.216 --> 00:13:18.302
Well, it's just like sometimes I
think that she puts too much weight

00:13:18.344 --> 00:13:20.471
on what she thinks
is going to happen.

00:13:21.472 --> 00:13:23.516
- Well, to be fair, she
knows what's going to happen.

00:13:24.266 --> 00:13:25.226
- Right.

00:13:28.020 --> 00:13:31.273
- You do believe that
Maggie's a psychic, right?

00:13:33.984 --> 00:13:36.320
- I mean, come on. Come on,
man. What do you want me to say?

00:13:41.617 --> 00:13:43.202
My chicken.

00:13:43.244 --> 00:13:45.496
- Chicken. Thank god.
I thought it was a ham.

00:13:48.874 --> 00:13:52.086
Jack, is our smoke alarm
connected to our security alarm?

00:13:52.086 --> 00:13:53.254
- Yeah, of course it...

00:13:54.088 --> 00:13:56.715
Without the password,
they're going to charge us.

00:13:56.757 --> 00:13:59.260
Oh, it's over, Maria. Forget it.

00:13:59.301 --> 00:14:01.971
Oh, I hate the security system.

00:14:02.012 --> 00:14:03.430
I hate the automatic locks.

00:14:03.472 --> 00:14:05.808
I hate the cameras. I
hate the peace of mind.

00:14:05.808 --> 00:14:07.226
- Oh my god, Jack, shut up.

00:14:07.268 --> 00:14:09.311
The cameras, they're everywhere,

00:14:09.895 --> 00:14:12.022
even on the back patio.

00:14:13.065 --> 00:14:15.109
- Where we were with the guy...

00:14:15.109 --> 00:14:16.193
- Yeah?

00:14:16.235 --> 00:14:18.696
- Which is when we told him...

00:14:18.737 --> 00:14:20.948
- I'm clearly not getting this. What are...
- Our password!

00:14:20.990 --> 00:14:22.575
If we can find the footage,
we'd know our password,

00:14:22.616 --> 00:14:24.118
and we can call the
security company.

00:14:24.118 --> 00:14:25.703
We need to find that
footage right now.

00:14:27.913 --> 00:14:29.582
- Oh no.

00:14:32.585 --> 00:14:35.796
- I feel like this is my fault
because I asked my mom to cook.

00:14:35.838 --> 00:14:38.132
- Well, let's skip to cake.

00:14:38.757 --> 00:14:41.260
Why don't you go
into the other room

00:14:41.635 --> 00:14:43.762
and get ready to act surprised?

00:14:45.139 --> 00:14:46.682
That was good.
- Yeah.

00:14:46.724 --> 00:14:47.975
- That was really good.
- Mm-hmm.

00:14:48.350 --> 00:14:51.312
- Okay. The TV is supposed
to be on input three.

00:14:51.353 --> 00:14:52.313
- Okay.

00:14:53.147 --> 00:14:54.356
I have no idea what that means.

00:14:54.398 --> 00:14:56.692
- Oh, I got it. I got
it. I just thought of it.

00:14:57.568 --> 00:14:59.486
I got a surprise for Maggie. It
just fell right into my head.

00:14:59.528 --> 00:15:01.405
- Okay, shh. Don't
think. Just move.

00:15:02.323 --> 00:15:04.158
- Wait, where are they
going? What are they doing?

00:15:04.158 --> 00:15:05.993
- Well, how should I
know? I'm talking to you.

00:15:06.035 --> 00:15:07.578
- Where the hell
is the damn input?

00:15:07.620 --> 00:15:10.289
- Is it next to output?
- Next to the output? I...

00:15:10.331 --> 00:15:12.750
Why... Oh yeah, it
is, right here. Okay.

00:15:13.834 --> 00:15:16.462
- Hey, how's it going? You
drop the L-bomb on Daniel yet?

00:15:17.254 --> 00:15:18.464
- We keep getting interrupted,

00:15:18.464 --> 00:15:21.467
but the bomb is in my holster,

00:15:21.467 --> 00:15:23.552
and I clearly do not
know how weapons work.

00:15:23.594 --> 00:15:25.179
- No, you don't.
- Hey.

00:15:26.263 --> 00:15:27.723
You good? You okay?

00:15:27.765 --> 00:15:30.434
- Yeah. Yeah, I was just,
uh, talking to Daniel.

00:15:30.476 --> 00:15:32.311
- Oh, oh, a little bit
of boy gossip, huh?

00:15:32.353 --> 00:15:34.480
About this little
lady right here.

00:15:35.064 --> 00:15:36.482
- What did he say?

00:15:36.482 --> 00:15:39.318
- Uh...
- Okay. Come to Papa.

00:15:39.360 --> 00:15:40.819
That's not
the security guy.

00:15:41.362 --> 00:15:43.989
Are you sure?
- Would you excuse me for a second?

00:15:44.031 --> 00:15:45.783
Hey, can I see that for a second?
- What?

00:15:45.824 --> 00:15:47.242
- No, no, no, no, we
just got it working.

00:15:47.284 --> 00:15:49.662
- Yeah. Come on. We know
what we're doing here.

00:15:49.703 --> 00:15:51.163
- How do you get
the picture to move?

00:15:51.413 --> 00:15:55.292
- In all fairness, she knows
what is going to happen.

00:15:56.460 --> 00:15:57.419
- Right. BEN: Right.

00:15:58.462 --> 00:16:01.590
I mean, you do believe
Maggie's a psychic, right?

00:16:04.760 --> 00:16:07.096
- I mean, come on. Come on,
man. What do you want me to say?

00:16:14.561 --> 00:16:16.188
Everybody now!

00:16:20.693 --> 00:16:22.319
- We got you a
whale-watching trip.

00:16:24.071 --> 00:16:25.906
- She has already
been surprised.

00:16:26.281 --> 00:16:28.409
- Dammit - Was it an ashtray?

00:16:34.748 --> 00:16:37.209
- Maggie. Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:16:37.960 --> 00:16:39.795
- If you don't believe I'm a
psychic, then what do you believe?

00:16:39.837 --> 00:16:41.797
You, you, you think I'm crazy?

00:16:41.839 --> 00:16:43.090
- Of course, I don't.

00:16:45.384 --> 00:16:46.677
Look...

00:16:46.719 --> 00:16:49.763
Whether you can actually see
the future or not is irrelevant.

00:16:50.472 --> 00:16:51.432
What I see

00:16:51.932 --> 00:16:54.685
is that it's making your
life really, really hard.

00:16:55.769 --> 00:16:58.105
- I can see the future, Daniel.

00:16:58.772 --> 00:17:00.190
And I always will.

00:17:00.232 --> 00:17:01.734
- Okay. Well, I don't
care about that.

00:17:02.067 --> 00:17:03.986
I care about tonight, right now,

00:17:04.028 --> 00:17:05.779
because we are
having a great time.

00:17:06.238 --> 00:17:08.907
Maggie, please. Please.

00:17:09.283 --> 00:17:10.868
Let's not ruin this.

00:17:14.913 --> 00:17:17.207
- This is the vision that
I had of us fighting.

00:17:17.207 --> 00:17:20.461
Oh my god. It wasn't Amy's
dress, it was this dress.

00:17:22.296 --> 00:17:23.380
- You're kidding, right?

00:17:25.132 --> 00:17:26.884
You're doing this now. I mean...

00:17:28.010 --> 00:17:30.095
I don't know, I just don't think
our whole lives need to revolve

00:17:30.137 --> 00:17:31.555
around your
visions. That's all.

00:17:32.014 --> 00:17:33.932
- That's not an option for me.

00:17:35.642 --> 00:17:36.435
And what about you?

00:17:36.435 --> 00:17:39.980
When, when, when were you going
to tell me that you felt this way?

00:17:40.022 --> 00:17:41.482
- I didn't think it mattered.
- Why not?

00:17:41.523 --> 00:17:42.524
- Because I love you.

00:17:47.112 --> 00:17:48.363
- You don't even know me.

00:17:49.281 --> 00:17:50.240
- Maggie.

00:17:53.327 --> 00:17:54.495
- You should go home.

00:17:56.997 --> 00:17:58.082
This is over.

00:18:13.430 --> 00:18:16.183
- I'm so sorry about
tonight, sweetheart.

00:18:16.225 --> 00:18:18.018
You want to talk about it?

00:18:18.060 --> 00:18:19.603
- That's okay. Thanks.

00:18:19.645 --> 00:18:21.980
- You know something, honey?
I could... I could tell, uh,

00:18:21.980 --> 00:18:24.358
feet-wise, bad, really bad.

00:18:27.861 --> 00:18:28.946
- You know we're here.

00:18:35.119 --> 00:18:36.453
- This ***.

00:18:38.330 --> 00:18:39.790
- Maybe this will help.

00:18:40.207 --> 00:18:41.208
Surprise.

00:18:41.583 --> 00:18:43.585
- That's not really
how surprises work.

00:18:43.585 --> 00:18:44.878
I already know it's a candle.

00:18:45.379 --> 00:18:46.880
- It's a cake.

00:18:47.506 --> 00:18:48.841
Happy birthday.

00:18:50.968 --> 00:18:52.094
Oh my god. That's...

00:18:52.803 --> 00:18:54.304
I had no idea.
That's really cool.

00:18:56.223 --> 00:18:58.308
-  Hey, Angel.

00:18:58.350 --> 00:19:00.227
So we've been talking, and...

00:19:00.269 --> 00:19:02.938
- And not to be that guy.
- Totally. Not to be that guy.

00:19:02.980 --> 00:19:06.608
But we are not really sure that
Daniel betraying Maggie counts

00:19:06.650 --> 00:19:07.776
as a good surprise.

00:19:07.818 --> 00:19:10.028
- Which, just to remind
you, was your rule.

00:19:10.070 --> 00:19:12.489
- Uh-huh. And you were very
condescending about it.

00:19:12.531 --> 00:19:14.867
- Louise's candle was a cake.

00:19:15.284 --> 00:19:16.535
She wins.

00:19:16.577 --> 00:19:18.328
- Dammit!
- That's whimsical as hell.

00:19:18.328 --> 00:19:20.539
- Ugh!
- No contest.

00:19:22.040 --> 00:19:23.041
- Sorry.

00:19:27.921 --> 00:19:29.339
- I love it.
- It looks pretty.

00:19:29.339 --> 00:19:30.340
Yeah.

00:19:32.634 --> 00:19:34.553
-  I really thought
he might be the one.

00:19:36.722 --> 00:19:38.432
Honestly. If not him, then who?

00:19:40.017 --> 00:19:40.976
- Hi, Maggie.

00:19:42.269 --> 00:19:44.646
Uh, just wondering
if cake might help.

00:19:44.688 --> 00:19:46.064
Cut you a corner piece.

00:19:46.064 --> 00:19:48.108
- Wow. My girl is out
here dealing with this,

00:19:48.150 --> 00:19:49.651
and you're in
there cutting cake?

00:19:50.485 --> 00:19:52.070
I...
- You can go.

00:19:52.070 --> 00:19:53.071
- Okay. Thank you.

00:20:01.288 --> 00:20:02.956
- You know, I always
thought he was a jerk.

00:20:03.248 --> 00:20:05.626
- Really?
- No. I was completely blindsided.

00:20:06.960 --> 00:20:08.003
Here.

00:20:12.174 --> 00:20:13.133
Happy birthday.

00:20:14.218 --> 00:20:15.177
- Thank you.

00:20:18.555 --> 00:20:19.556
- You missed it.

00:20:21.433 --> 00:20:23.101
- Oh, you missed it.

00:20:25.562 --> 00:20:26.605
You sure you're okay?

00:20:27.731 --> 00:20:28.565
- I mean...

00:20:28.565 --> 00:20:31.151
- I just ask because I thought
I saw you eat a candle.

00:20:31.610 --> 00:20:32.903
- I did.
- You did?

00:20:34.571 --> 00:20:36.281
- It wasn't all it's
cracked up to be.

00:20:36.323 --> 00:20:37.699
- I imagine.