WEBVTT 00:00:06.380 --> 00:00:08.080 ‌ 00:00:10.198 --> 00:00:11.595 Oh, hi. I'm Betty. 00:00:11.619 --> 00:00:14.189 I'm the broker for this listing. Are you here for the open house? 00:00:16.802 --> 00:00:18.594 You put my condo on the market? 00:00:19.773 --> 00:00:20.917 Yeah, did a lot of people show up? 00:00:20.941 --> 00:00:22.119 I priced it to move. 00:00:22.143 --> 00:00:24.921 Betty from Orbit is very angry. 00:00:24.945 --> 00:00:27.024 She kicked over the For sale sign right in front of me. 00:00:27.048 --> 00:00:28.525 Yeah, I interviewed a lot of brokers 00:00:28.549 --> 00:00:30.260 and she was particularly unhinged. 00:00:30.284 --> 00:00:31.361 I gave her your cell. 00:00:31.385 --> 00:00:33.630 This is totally disproportionate to my last prank on you. 00:00:33.654 --> 00:00:36.733 Are you kidding me? You made me think I had a chance with Collette. 00:00:36.757 --> 00:00:39.102 You obviously don't have a chance with Collette 00:00:39.126 --> 00:00:40.737 and this could affect my credit score. 00:00:40.761 --> 00:00:42.605 - Uh, hey. Hey guys. - I hope so. 00:00:42.629 --> 00:00:43.873 Can I talk to everyone really quick? 00:00:43.897 --> 00:00:47.124 Retaliation will be outsized and devastating 00:00:47.213 --> 00:00:49.382 and at a time of my choosing. Okay? 00:00:50.971 --> 00:00:52.830 - Is that now? - I'm late. I know. 00:00:52.900 --> 00:00:55.136 My son stuck a Lucky Charm up his nose. 00:00:56.277 --> 00:00:59.019 - Also I slept in. I'm sorry. - Guys! 00:00:59.846 --> 00:01:01.994 I have just received an intra-department memo. 00:01:02.018 --> 00:01:05.128 It's pretty serious. An Officer Whelon from precinct 2.1 00:01:05.152 --> 00:01:07.065 - was hurt on the job today. - What happened? 00:01:07.089 --> 00:01:08.890 Apparently, he stepped on a rake 00:01:08.914 --> 00:01:11.415 and then he fractured his occipital bone. 00:01:11.439 --> 00:01:13.230 Were Moe and Curly anywhere near the scene? 00:01:13.294 --> 00:01:15.138 - No. - And was there a coconut sound 00:01:15.162 --> 00:01:17.441 when the rake hit him in the face? 00:01:17.465 --> 00:01:20.078 Okay. I just need you all to be very careful on the job, alright? 00:01:20.102 --> 00:01:21.844 Just, please wear your PPE, okay? 00:01:21.868 --> 00:01:23.080 Amen, guys. 00:01:23.104 --> 00:01:26.163 That's why we should all be wearing our rake helmets. 00:01:26.293 --> 00:01:28.128 Hey. Did you list your apartment? 00:01:30.254 --> 00:01:31.335 What about? 00:01:57.784 --> 00:02:01.340 - Synced and corrected by naFraC - - www.addic7ed.com - 00:02:01.358 --> 00:02:03.469 You know, this is my first weekend 00:02:03.493 --> 00:02:04.938 since the breakup with Camila 00:02:04.962 --> 00:02:07.187 where I wasn't completely miserable. 00:02:07.504 --> 00:02:08.948 I think I might have turned a corner. 00:02:08.972 --> 00:02:10.983 You know, you don't want to heal too fast. 00:02:11.007 --> 00:02:12.210 There's something to be said 00:02:12.234 --> 00:02:18.234 for staying in that sad, very, very quiet space. 00:02:18.762 --> 00:02:20.159 For a couple of months even. 00:02:20.183 --> 00:02:22.161 Well, seems like you had a good weekend. 00:02:22.185 --> 00:02:24.196 Kudos on the prank with Victoria. 00:02:24.220 --> 00:02:25.798 Thanks, I didn't get much sleep 00:02:25.822 --> 00:02:28.000 'cause I was falsifying tons of documents. 00:02:28.024 --> 00:02:30.450 You guys go at it. I love the dark flirting. 00:02:30.474 --> 00:02:31.961 - The what? - Dark flirting. 00:02:31.985 --> 00:02:35.446 It's like you have this love language of humiliation and revenge. 00:02:35.699 --> 00:02:38.844 We're not flirting, we're just coworkers goofing around 00:02:38.868 --> 00:02:40.179 to kill time at the office. 00:02:40.203 --> 00:02:42.848 Got it. Totally. 00:02:42.872 --> 00:02:47.043 Though the prank did happen at her condo on a Sunday. 00:02:48.291 --> 00:02:51.156 Truck 12, report of a noise disturbance for a peacock 00:02:51.180 --> 00:02:54.290 in a residential neighborhood, 1214 Hidden Lane. 00:02:54.671 --> 00:02:56.383 Truck 12 responding. 00:02:56.407 --> 00:02:57.608 Peacock! 00:02:58.755 --> 00:03:01.981 I know it's a prank, but it's not a terrible time for you to sell. 00:03:02.180 --> 00:03:04.203 - Oh, really? - Market's gonna soften. 00:03:04.227 --> 00:03:06.686 Be a good time for you to get liquid. Play in other sectors. 00:03:06.897 --> 00:03:08.379 Maybe mix use warehouses. 00:03:08.403 --> 00:03:10.931 I'm not sure how much I like real estate, Patel. 00:03:10.955 --> 00:03:12.588 He's always working an angle. 00:03:12.612 --> 00:03:14.655 I just don't want you to miss out. 00:03:14.679 --> 00:03:17.451 See? Stuff like that. How does Maya feel about real estate, Patel? 00:03:17.475 --> 00:03:19.743 Certainly doesn't mind making a little extra cheddar. 00:03:19.767 --> 00:03:20.934 Ugh. 00:03:25.393 --> 00:03:27.644 Hi. Animal Control. 00:03:27.668 --> 00:03:29.703 - Yeah. - Three guesses why we're here. 00:03:29.727 --> 00:03:31.678 I just put the peacock in the backyard. 00:03:31.894 --> 00:03:33.278 The neighbors complain again? 00:03:33.302 --> 00:03:35.591 I told them, all you have to do is call me if it gets too loud... 00:03:35.615 --> 00:03:37.607 I hope you're here to confiscate that bird. 00:03:37.631 --> 00:03:39.076 Why don't you take it easy, Jen? 00:03:39.100 --> 00:03:40.769 You take it easy, Brent. 00:03:41.218 --> 00:03:42.328 - Get in the truck. - Why? 00:03:42.352 --> 00:03:43.339 It's about to go south. 00:03:43.363 --> 00:03:45.449 - They are just people. - They're not people, they're neighbors. 00:03:45.473 --> 00:03:46.466 - Get in the truck. - Do something about it! 00:03:46.490 --> 00:03:49.953 Okay, folks, I recently got out of a long-term relationship. 00:03:49.977 --> 00:03:52.007 Why didn't it work? A lot of reasons. 00:03:52.031 --> 00:03:53.965 Cultural differences, distance, 00:03:53.989 --> 00:03:56.469 but mainly, we talked past each other. 00:03:56.493 --> 00:03:57.971 So let's not do that, okay? 00:03:57.995 --> 00:04:00.304 Brent's already said if the peacock gets too loud 00:04:00.328 --> 00:04:02.455 - he can just call him. - Well Brent's a liar. 00:04:02.479 --> 00:04:04.458 Why don't you say that again, Ted? 00:04:04.482 --> 00:04:06.934 - Oh! - That bird's gotta go! 00:04:06.958 --> 00:04:10.272 No, guys! Everybody calm down! 00:04:10.296 --> 00:04:11.941 Stop! I'm telling you to stop. 00:04:11.965 --> 00:04:13.109 Oh! 00:04:13.133 --> 00:04:14.277 Ughhh! 00:04:14.910 --> 00:04:15.910 Jeez. 00:04:17.012 --> 00:04:18.213 You alright? 00:04:18.859 --> 00:04:20.026 Melons? 00:04:21.917 --> 00:04:23.385 My god, Jen. 00:04:26.661 --> 00:04:28.039 Really, I'm fine. 00:04:28.063 --> 00:04:29.907 This is exactly what I was worried about. 00:04:29.931 --> 00:04:31.448 Shred, I really think you need to go to the hospital. 00:04:31.472 --> 00:04:33.766 They're just gonna tell me to follow concussion protocols. 00:04:33.790 --> 00:04:37.049 I've been through this before. Rest for 12 hours and try not to sleep. 00:04:37.073 --> 00:04:38.418 Someone should watch him. 00:04:38.442 --> 00:04:39.788 Like a partner? 00:04:39.812 --> 00:04:41.947 Like one, but not exactly one. 00:04:42.431 --> 00:04:44.487 - I'll do it. - What are you trying to get out of at home? 00:04:44.511 --> 00:04:45.890 Sixth grader slumber party. 00:04:45.914 --> 00:04:48.226 Eight girls, three cliques, there will be no winners. 00:04:48.250 --> 00:04:49.859 Are you gonna take his care seriously? 00:04:49.883 --> 00:04:51.636 Totally. What platforms you working with? 00:04:51.660 --> 00:04:53.051 Xbox, Playstation. 00:04:53.075 --> 00:04:54.711 That'll do. You like Thai food? 00:04:55.322 --> 00:04:57.081 - Not really. - You're probably just ordering wrong. 00:04:57.105 --> 00:04:59.097 I'll walk you through it. Let's roll. 00:04:59.993 --> 00:05:02.049 Okay, no strobing lights, though! 00:05:02.073 --> 00:05:03.068 He's in good hands. 00:05:03.092 --> 00:05:04.737 Oh, my gosh. Dispatch is getting inundated 00:05:04.761 --> 00:05:06.576 with complaints about the peacock. 00:05:06.600 --> 00:05:08.853 - Can't we just confiscate the bird? - Good luck. 00:05:08.877 --> 00:05:10.713 We can't take the bird unless it makes noise 00:05:10.737 --> 00:05:13.520 for three continuous minutes and it has to be recorded. 00:05:13.544 --> 00:05:15.546 We all know where this is going, right? 00:05:16.534 --> 00:05:18.146 Stakeout. Like on the force. 00:05:18.170 --> 00:05:19.649 Yeah, I always hated the rampant corruption 00:05:19.673 --> 00:05:20.985 but I always loved a stakeout. 00:05:21.009 --> 00:05:22.767 A stakeout. Sure. 00:05:22.791 --> 00:05:26.015 Um, you should probably team up with someone on this though. 00:05:26.039 --> 00:05:27.818 No. He looks way too excited. 00:05:27.842 --> 00:05:29.988 Great. I'll need an unmakes car with hideaway lights 00:05:30.012 --> 00:05:31.949 - and a trucker buddy. - I don't know what that is. 00:05:31.973 --> 00:05:34.272 Portable urinal. I'll go change into my streets. 00:05:36.282 --> 00:05:38.132 - I'm sorry. - No. No, no, no. 00:05:38.156 --> 00:05:40.343 He can't just urinate with me in the car. 00:05:40.367 --> 00:05:41.736 I hope he doesn't. 00:05:45.462 --> 00:05:47.041 Dude, watch your six. Watch your six! 00:05:47.065 --> 00:05:48.810 I thought you were watching my six. 00:05:48.834 --> 00:05:50.680 - You're dead. - My brains are everywhere. 00:05:50.704 --> 00:05:52.645 That's a concussion you don't recover from. 00:05:52.669 --> 00:05:55.516 - Try the wings. - Okay. I've never had one of these. 00:05:57.363 --> 00:05:58.358 A little spicy. 00:05:58.382 --> 00:06:00.363 - Woah! Whoa! Wait! - Ride the beast. 00:06:00.387 --> 00:06:02.066 - No. This is hot! - Ride the beast. 00:06:02.090 --> 00:06:04.002 - No, I want water, man. - No! Eat something. 00:06:04.026 --> 00:06:05.394 That'll put it out. 00:06:06.103 --> 00:06:07.427 The curry's probably a bad call though. 00:06:07.451 --> 00:06:10.564 Ugh! Ow! Why does this exist, man?! 00:06:10.588 --> 00:06:12.034 - That's very spicy. - Who eats this? 00:06:12.058 --> 00:06:14.698 - Eat the rice. - The Rice? Oh. 00:06:16.160 --> 00:06:19.140 You bastard, dude. It's so hot. 00:06:19.164 --> 00:06:21.103 What the hell? 00:06:21.127 --> 00:06:23.177 - Wait for it. - For what? 00:06:24.741 --> 00:06:28.534 Oh! Whoah! 00:06:28.705 --> 00:06:31.686 - I feel all buzzy. - That's the endorphins kicking in. 00:06:31.710 --> 00:06:33.588 Your mouth just stuck a half pipe, bro. 00:06:33.612 --> 00:06:36.861 - You got anything hotter? - You warrior. I love it. 00:06:36.885 --> 00:06:39.005 Just so you know, there is a second surge wave coming. 00:06:39.029 --> 00:06:40.653 It's gonna hit land in about six hours. 00:06:40.677 --> 00:06:42.671 - I'm not worried about it. - You should be. 00:06:42.695 --> 00:06:46.022 Shall we clear the Al-Qaeda cell from downtown Dayton? 00:06:46.195 --> 00:06:48.230 Let's show Ohio what is up. 00:06:52.745 --> 00:06:54.536 Bro, you need to stay with me this time. 00:06:55.836 --> 00:06:57.014 Are you expecting someone? 00:06:57.038 --> 00:07:02.231 No. Protect my guy. He's fast, but he's not strong. 00:07:02.255 --> 00:07:03.389 It's so fun! 00:07:05.367 --> 00:07:08.198 - Emily? - Hey. Can I come in? 00:07:08.222 --> 00:07:10.257 - Of course, yeah. Come on. - Okay. 00:07:11.887 --> 00:07:14.584 I was worried about you. 00:07:14.608 --> 00:07:16.379 - Why? - Bro! 00:07:16.731 --> 00:07:19.418 You just got another traumatic brain injury. 00:07:19.442 --> 00:07:21.267 Oh, hey Emily. 00:07:21.855 --> 00:07:24.364 Patel! What... loud music? 00:07:24.388 --> 00:07:26.547 Bright strobing lights? Violent images? 00:07:26.740 --> 00:07:29.024 - Are you kidding me? - What? No, he's fine. Right, bro? 00:07:29.048 --> 00:07:31.985 I think the second wave's hitting early. 00:07:34.095 --> 00:07:35.596 Thai food. 00:07:41.356 --> 00:07:44.741 Ah, journaling your thoughts with a pen and paper. That's cute. 00:07:44.765 --> 00:07:47.139 I always figured that we're not of the same generation. 00:07:47.163 --> 00:07:50.094 - How was the war? - I am logging in my log book. 00:07:50.285 --> 00:07:51.794 - This is so dumb. - Time in. 00:07:51.818 --> 00:07:53.213 - What? - Start clocking the squawks. 00:07:53.237 --> 00:07:54.520 Okay. 00:07:54.544 --> 00:07:55.655 Remember, we need to record 00:07:55.679 --> 00:07:57.851 three straight minutes of squawking for the lawyers. 00:07:57.875 --> 00:07:59.119 Man, I love all animals 00:07:59.143 --> 00:08:01.813 but what exactly is the upside to this pet? 00:08:03.153 --> 00:08:04.225 Time. 00:08:04.249 --> 00:08:05.406 Seven seconds. 00:08:05.430 --> 00:08:08.098 Oh. This could be a very long night. 00:08:08.122 --> 00:08:10.840 Oh, we gotta go over the ground rules. 00:08:10.934 --> 00:08:14.067 There's really only one rule, which is no pranking on stakeouts. 00:08:14.091 --> 00:08:16.000 - Why? - It's just a request. 00:08:16.024 --> 00:08:18.047 - Would you please respect it? - Sure. 00:08:20.673 --> 00:08:23.694 - You're not gonna respect it. - No, I'm not. 00:08:25.507 --> 00:08:27.233 - What are you doing? - Oh my gosh! 00:08:27.257 --> 00:08:29.216 A little big jumpy there, Frank. 00:08:29.240 --> 00:08:30.927 Don't forget to write that in your log book. 00:08:30.951 --> 00:08:33.394 "8:07PM, Frank has the yips." 00:08:33.418 --> 00:08:35.974 Okay. How are you feeling? 00:08:35.998 --> 00:08:39.006 - I'm really okay. - No headaches or nausea? 00:08:39.089 --> 00:08:41.394 - Touché! - Patel! 00:08:41.418 --> 00:08:42.762 I'm so sorry. 00:08:42.786 --> 00:08:44.731 You are officially fired as nurse. 00:08:44.755 --> 00:08:45.899 Alright, you can go home. 00:08:45.923 --> 00:08:48.068 We were actually having fun. 00:08:48.092 --> 00:08:50.403 - Yeah. - Fun is not the primary objective. 00:08:50.427 --> 00:08:51.771 It's to avoid a seizure. 00:08:51.795 --> 00:08:53.506 I'm almost sure I haven't had a seizure. 00:08:53.530 --> 00:08:56.057 Yeah, I'm pretty sure he hasn't had a seizure. 00:08:56.151 --> 00:08:58.578 - Definitely not a major one. - Yeah, I, no... 00:08:58.602 --> 00:09:01.915 Well, I can take it from here. I cleared my night. 00:09:01.939 --> 00:09:03.116 Oh, wait. Now I feel bad. 00:09:03.140 --> 00:09:05.240 - Did you have big plans? - Yeah, I did. 00:09:05.264 --> 00:09:08.507 I don't want to go into details, but they were substantial plans. 00:09:08.531 --> 00:09:10.739 - That sounds made up. - It's not made up. 00:09:10.763 --> 00:09:13.070 Well I can't go home. The girl's slumber party! 00:09:13.094 --> 00:09:15.595 Oh yeah. We've been following it on social media. 00:09:15.619 --> 00:09:17.750 The Kaitlyn and Lucile thing came to a head 00:09:17.774 --> 00:09:20.320 - and guess where Rose ended up? - Yep. 00:09:20.344 --> 00:09:21.442 - On the outs. - The outs. 00:09:21.466 --> 00:09:24.157 Alright. Well, if you are going to stay 00:09:24.181 --> 00:09:26.826 then we all need to be mellow and chill. 00:09:26.850 --> 00:09:28.529 Okay. How chill? 00:09:28.553 --> 00:09:32.047 Like, um... Like board game chill. 00:09:32.071 --> 00:09:34.000 Sounds great. Shred, go and prepare the funeral. 00:09:34.024 --> 00:09:35.859 - For the buzz? - For the buzz. 00:09:37.962 --> 00:09:40.540 - French fry? - Sprinkled with laxatives? No thanks. 00:09:40.564 --> 00:09:42.008 If it was laced with laxatives 00:09:42.032 --> 00:09:43.676 wouldn't I have gotten you your own bag? 00:09:43.700 --> 00:09:45.345 You tell me. The stakeout was really sudden 00:09:45.369 --> 00:09:47.647 so you could have a ton of dangerous ideas in the works 00:09:47.671 --> 00:09:49.182 but not had a chance to think them through. 00:09:49.206 --> 00:09:50.350 What is wrong with you? 00:09:50.374 --> 00:09:51.784 Why are you so obsessed with pranks 00:09:51.808 --> 00:09:54.487 when being on the receiving end is clearly torture for you. 00:09:54.511 --> 00:09:57.023 I'm not obsessed. It's just something I've always done. 00:09:57.047 --> 00:09:58.858 Being on the force, growing up with brothers. 00:09:58.882 --> 00:10:00.526 Easy access to fireworks. 00:10:00.550 --> 00:10:02.383 It's not my theory. 00:10:03.486 --> 00:10:06.313 - You got a theory? - I do. It's a simple one, but yeah. 00:10:06.370 --> 00:10:08.458 - Okay. - You have intimacy issues. 00:10:08.482 --> 00:10:10.266 And pranks are a way to keep 00:10:10.290 --> 00:10:11.571 people at arms length. 00:10:11.595 --> 00:10:12.818 - Intimacy issues? - Yeah. 00:10:12.842 --> 00:10:14.755 How sad. It's just pure projection. 00:10:14.779 --> 00:10:16.576 It's very lazy police work, Officer Sands. 00:10:16.600 --> 00:10:17.910 Okay, that is not projection. 00:10:17.934 --> 00:10:20.042 I get intimate two to three times a week. 00:10:20.066 --> 00:10:21.714 Sometimes more in summer months. 00:10:21.738 --> 00:10:23.049 Maybe it's not actual intimacy 00:10:23.073 --> 00:10:25.939 and it's just you trying to fill a bottomless well of need. 00:10:25.963 --> 00:10:29.476 Oh, wow. Kitty got claws. 00:10:29.500 --> 00:10:33.526 Look, stakeouts can get pretty real and they can be powerful moments... 00:10:33.550 --> 00:10:36.420 Please stop talking. I don't want to talk. 00:10:36.839 --> 00:10:40.845 And I'm freezing. Doesn't this thing have heat? 00:10:41.286 --> 00:10:42.754 Yeah, right here. 00:10:44.794 --> 00:10:49.099 Got ya! Oh, my gosh! 00:10:57.673 --> 00:10:59.642 That went even better than planned. 00:11:03.833 --> 00:11:05.957 Talc? That's the big prank? 00:11:05.981 --> 00:11:07.327 You should see your face. 00:11:08.386 --> 00:11:09.576 You know, if I could see it, it would be a look of 00:11:09.600 --> 00:11:12.432 profound disappointment because, where's the pageantry? 00:11:12.456 --> 00:11:13.466 Where the intricate planning? 00:11:13.490 --> 00:11:15.101 There should be bees coming out of the vent. 00:11:15.125 --> 00:11:17.870 Yeah, I know it's old school but you didn't see it coming. 00:11:17.894 --> 00:11:19.272 Time in. Start the clock. 00:11:19.296 --> 00:11:20.710 Here we go. 00:11:21.126 --> 00:11:22.294 You're a jack*. 00:11:25.049 --> 00:11:27.697 Okay, this is gonna be so much fun. 00:11:27.721 --> 00:11:29.663 Does everyone have their tea? 00:11:29.754 --> 00:11:30.806 Yay. 00:11:30.830 --> 00:11:33.719 I am gonna have to call dibs on this thimble. 00:11:33.743 --> 00:11:35.755 Oh. I've always been a wheelbarrow man. 00:11:35.779 --> 00:11:36.963 - Really? - Mmhmm. 00:11:36.987 --> 00:11:38.973 How married are we to this music? 00:11:38.997 --> 00:11:41.889 Yeah, is this, uh, folk? Elevator folk? 00:11:42.018 --> 00:11:43.463 - Is that a thing? - What is it? 00:11:43.487 --> 00:11:45.765 It's a playlist off the restorative channel. 00:11:45.789 --> 00:11:49.802 Well, I'm battling 11 years of parenting exhaustion 00:11:49.826 --> 00:11:51.971 and I'm gonna need some stimulus here. 00:11:51.995 --> 00:11:53.173 Have some tea, bro. 00:11:53.197 --> 00:11:55.941 Yeah, get some dandelion up in you. 00:11:55.965 --> 00:11:56.955 - It's good, right? - It is. 00:11:56.979 --> 00:11:58.040 Oh god. 00:11:58.064 --> 00:11:59.658 Just ten more seconds! 00:11:59.849 --> 00:12:04.554 2:53, 2:54... 2:55- 00:12:05.342 --> 00:12:06.833 Ugh! 00:12:07.043 --> 00:12:08.354 You have got to be kidding me. 00:12:08.378 --> 00:12:09.846 This bird is good. 00:12:11.648 --> 00:12:15.496 Hey, uh, sorry about the bottomless well of need comment. 00:12:15.520 --> 00:12:19.534 I have no business knocking you for wanting to enjoy your life. 00:12:19.558 --> 00:12:23.173 I have fun. But it does get exhausting. 00:12:23.197 --> 00:12:25.771 I've been waking up pretty wretched the morning after. 00:12:25.795 --> 00:12:28.576 That's called a hangover, and they only get worse when you get older. 00:12:29.866 --> 00:12:32.406 You know, I always give you crap about your age. 00:12:32.430 --> 00:12:34.732 - Hm. - But I don't even see you as old. 00:12:35.757 --> 00:12:37.859 Okay. Whatever. 00:12:39.642 --> 00:12:42.855 I need caffeine, so I'm gonna head around the corner to the gas station 00:12:42.879 --> 00:12:43.889 and get us a coffee. 00:12:43.913 --> 00:12:45.682 Yeah, yeah that sounds pretty good, rookie. 00:12:51.325 --> 00:12:54.271 Dang. Baltic Ave again. 00:12:54.295 --> 00:12:56.321 Oh. Patel, I owe you more rent. 00:12:56.760 --> 00:12:57.834 Patel? 00:12:57.858 --> 00:12:58.866 Mm. 00:12:59.180 --> 00:13:01.316 Hey. Hey. 00:13:02.772 --> 00:13:04.210 Okay, he's like totally asleep. 00:13:04.234 --> 00:13:07.427 Poor guy ran around like a top and just tuckered himself out. 00:13:07.493 --> 00:13:10.263 You know, he's actually a really fun guy. 00:13:11.908 --> 00:13:14.154 Well, maybe he can still be fun. 00:13:14.178 --> 00:13:16.389 - What are you thinking? - Well, I am annoyed at him 00:13:16.413 --> 00:13:18.424 that he dropped the ball on taking care of you 00:13:18.448 --> 00:13:22.695 and the depth of his slumber is, um... an opportunity. 00:13:22.719 --> 00:13:25.679 Emily Middle Name Price. What'd you have in mind? 00:13:25.703 --> 00:13:27.471 A big L on the forehead? 00:13:28.310 --> 00:13:29.911 You know what? I'm gonna surprise you. 00:13:30.717 --> 00:13:32.086 And you. 00:13:36.204 --> 00:13:40.054 Ah... Ugh... Ah... 00:13:40.078 --> 00:13:42.595 Oh, come on. Wake up, leg. Come on. 00:13:45.975 --> 00:13:47.220 What? 00:13:47.244 --> 00:13:48.588 Are you Ebeneezer Dawkins? 00:13:48.612 --> 00:13:50.390 I'm Frank Shaw with Animal Control. 00:13:50.414 --> 00:13:52.482 - Do you have some ID? - Sure. 00:13:53.902 --> 00:13:55.647 - Could you come with me? - What's going on? 00:13:55.671 --> 00:13:57.325 Now don't get agitated, I'm trying to help you. 00:13:57.349 --> 00:14:01.077 Okay. Ah, ooh. There it is again. 00:14:01.101 --> 00:14:03.868 Ah! I can't sit for that long anymore. 00:14:03.892 --> 00:14:05.738 There was a silver alert put out earlier this evening 00:14:05.762 --> 00:14:06.939 for an Ebeneezer Dawkins 00:14:06.963 --> 00:14:09.108 matching your description with possible dementia 00:14:09.132 --> 00:14:10.776 who wandered off from a seniors centre. 00:14:10.800 --> 00:14:12.269 Just look at my ID. 00:14:13.935 --> 00:14:16.271 Yeah, that's you, Ebeneezer Dawkins. 00:14:17.941 --> 00:14:20.253 That... clearly this is a fake ID. 00:14:20.277 --> 00:14:23.126 My partner must have made it. Do I look 79? 00:14:23.150 --> 00:14:25.020 Let me me get you in the light here, buddy. 00:14:25.044 --> 00:14:27.126 Yeah, you're more like, you know, 60. 00:14:27.150 --> 00:14:29.829 What? 00:14:29.853 --> 00:14:32.450 - That was worth it all. - Hey, what's going on here? 00:14:32.474 --> 00:14:35.100 Just a whole lot of gratitude for first responders like you. 00:14:35.124 --> 00:14:37.320 - Be careful, it's hot. - That's my partner, 00:14:37.344 --> 00:14:39.972 we're Animal Control and clearly she is pulling a prank. 00:14:39.996 --> 00:14:40.999 Oh, you're kidding me? 00:14:41.023 --> 00:14:42.888 It's a crime to send out a fake alert, you know that, right? 00:14:42.912 --> 00:14:44.224 I do now. 00:14:44.248 --> 00:14:47.408 But I feel like you're probably gonna let me get away with it. 00:14:47.552 --> 00:14:49.815 That's true. 00:14:49.839 --> 00:14:51.851 - Don't do it again. - Me? 00:14:51.875 --> 00:14:53.328 - Bye. - Good night. 00:14:55.034 --> 00:14:59.625 And now, I am getting texts from like everyone. 00:14:59.649 --> 00:15:01.861 Oh yeah, an alert went out to the entire state. 00:15:01.885 --> 00:15:03.310 Western Canada too. 00:15:11.060 --> 00:15:12.128 Time. 00:15:12.995 --> 00:15:15.488 You gonna be snippy all night because I bested you? 00:15:15.620 --> 00:15:16.787 Time! 00:15:17.486 --> 00:15:18.844 A minute, thirty. 00:15:20.491 --> 00:15:21.999 What the hell was that? 00:15:39.869 --> 00:15:43.150 It's him. It's C-38. 00:15:43.174 --> 00:15:45.420 I think we solved our peacock problem. 00:15:45.444 --> 00:15:47.088 Not the best solution, because he ate it. 00:15:47.112 --> 00:15:48.749 And now we have to sedate him. 00:15:55.333 --> 00:15:57.583 - I can't do it. - You're just sedating him. 00:15:57.607 --> 00:16:00.219 No, we tranq him then we have to report it 00:16:00.243 --> 00:16:01.487 and that he's been killing pets 00:16:01.511 --> 00:16:03.775 in a residential area then they'll have to destroy him. 00:16:03.799 --> 00:16:06.568 Well, he doesn't seem so un-dangerous right now. 00:16:10.339 --> 00:16:12.647 I can't. 00:16:12.689 --> 00:16:14.524 Frank! 00:16:19.596 --> 00:16:21.441 That's actually really good. 00:16:21.465 --> 00:16:23.075 I can't believe he didn't wake up. 00:16:23.099 --> 00:16:24.758 I kind of want to check his vitals. 00:16:27.270 --> 00:16:28.914 I was wondering something. 00:16:28.938 --> 00:16:30.282 What? What's that? 00:16:30.306 --> 00:16:32.852 Do you ever, like, miss snowboarding? 00:16:32.876 --> 00:16:34.086 No. 00:16:34.110 --> 00:16:35.569 I mean, I got to do more of it 00:16:35.643 --> 00:16:36.987 than most people get to do in a lifetime, 00:16:37.011 --> 00:16:39.392 so how can I complain, right? 00:16:39.416 --> 00:16:41.927 And what is it anyway? You go up a hill in a chair 00:16:41.951 --> 00:16:43.929 and then you go back down the hill. 00:16:43.953 --> 00:16:46.544 Except your body's like a rocket ship 00:16:46.848 --> 00:16:48.139 if a rocket ship could surf 00:16:48.163 --> 00:16:51.470 and mountains were like 10,000 foot-high waves. 00:16:51.494 --> 00:16:53.232 You sound completely over it, so... 00:16:53.256 --> 00:16:54.752 - Yeah. - That's good. That's good. 00:16:54.776 --> 00:16:56.927 Yeah. Yeah, no. I don't miss it at all. 00:16:56.951 --> 00:16:59.573 Mmhmm. So, I actually have one more question for you. 00:16:59.597 --> 00:17:00.827 Hm? 00:17:00.851 --> 00:17:02.515 Do you have a feather? 00:17:02.539 --> 00:17:03.874 Do I have a feather? 00:17:12.958 --> 00:17:15.004 - I'm sorry. - Heck, you were just 00:17:15.028 --> 00:17:16.295 trying to save my life. 00:17:16.319 --> 00:17:19.679 Yeah, which you still haven't said thank you for, by the way. 00:17:19.764 --> 00:17:20.764 Hm. 00:17:23.516 --> 00:17:25.329 This is really tearing you up, huh? 00:17:25.353 --> 00:17:28.255 Yeah. Not a lot in this world I admire. 00:17:28.279 --> 00:17:31.272 C-38? It's just who he is. 00:17:31.501 --> 00:17:34.313 Doesn't apologize, doesn't compromise. 00:17:34.337 --> 00:17:37.282 Just a creature in perfect harmony with his surroundings. 00:17:37.306 --> 00:17:40.343 And then people came and messed it all up. 00:17:42.063 --> 00:17:44.585 It kills me I'm the one that did him in. 00:17:46.157 --> 00:17:47.869 Who's to say you did him in? 00:17:51.982 --> 00:17:53.584 I reckon he'll be safe up here. 00:17:57.055 --> 00:18:01.236 Wow, in this light you can really see how muscled he is. 00:18:01.260 --> 00:18:02.905 Seriously, if you want some alone time with him 00:18:02.929 --> 00:18:04.616 I can wait in the truck. 00:18:07.871 --> 00:18:09.454 He's waking up. 00:18:22.237 --> 00:18:23.628 Bye, buddy. 00:18:34.505 --> 00:18:35.506 Oh! 00:18:39.974 --> 00:18:42.429 Ugh. I'm sorry. I must have fallen asleep. 00:18:42.453 --> 00:18:45.800 Yeah. You were... you were in and out. 00:18:45.824 --> 00:18:47.056 What time is it? 00:18:47.080 --> 00:18:48.409 Uh, it's almost midnight. 00:18:48.433 --> 00:18:50.554 Oh. I better go relieve Maya. 00:18:52.142 --> 00:18:55.335 - You okay, man? - Oh, yeah. I'm all good. 00:18:55.384 --> 00:18:57.563 Obviously I only came here to get away from my family 00:18:57.587 --> 00:19:00.399 and play with your stuff, but this was good. 00:19:00.423 --> 00:19:02.434 - It really was. - And you, Madame Boss Lady, 00:19:02.458 --> 00:19:05.621 - I'm sorry we gave you a hard time. - Don't worry about it, Luigi. 00:19:07.244 --> 00:19:09.048 Maybe just leave the jokes to us. 00:19:11.016 --> 00:19:13.245 - Yeah. - Alright, I gotta go lay down the law 00:19:13.269 --> 00:19:15.615 with some incredibly mean-spirited sixth graders. 00:19:15.639 --> 00:19:16.773 Good night. 00:19:17.125 --> 00:19:18.125 Good night. 00:19:24.932 --> 00:19:27.571 You know that if they find out about this we could lose our jobs? 00:19:27.595 --> 00:19:31.897 Yeah. So, here we find ourselves having to trust each other. 00:19:31.921 --> 00:19:34.934 Which I know is hard for you with the intimacy stuff. 00:19:34.958 --> 00:19:36.769 It is a very unnatural feeling. 00:19:36.793 --> 00:19:39.639 Maybe we should call it a truce on the prank war? 00:19:39.663 --> 00:19:41.041 - Absolutely. - Right. 00:19:41.065 --> 00:19:42.809 - Victoria Sands? - Starting tomorrow. 00:19:42.833 --> 00:19:44.233 Ready to talk enlistment? 00:19:46.659 --> 00:19:48.447 I'm not even a US citizen. 00:19:48.471 --> 00:19:51.416 Oh I don't think you'll see combat, but I just want to say, in advance, 00:19:51.440 --> 00:19:52.916 thank you for your service. 00:19:53.438 --> 00:19:55.407 Where are you going? No, don't... 00:19:58.291 --> 00:20:00.968 You know, I'm actually kind of jealous of Patel's moustache. 00:20:00.992 --> 00:20:03.462 - Do you want one? - Well, I can't seem to grow one 00:20:03.486 --> 00:20:05.271 and Camila always made fun of me for it. 00:20:05.295 --> 00:20:07.667 Okay, well the artist is in session. 00:20:07.691 --> 00:20:09.302 - Really? - Oh, yes. 00:20:09.326 --> 00:20:11.987 - Do it. - Okay. Look at you. 00:20:12.011 --> 00:20:14.102 - Just sit really still so I don't mess up. - Okay, I'm ready. 00:20:14.126 --> 00:20:15.677 This is serious. 00:20:16.260 --> 00:20:18.507 You know, I never asked you. 00:20:18.531 --> 00:20:21.891 How did you end up getting the job at Animal Control? 00:20:22.111 --> 00:20:23.317 It's kind of embarrassing. 00:20:23.341 --> 00:20:26.835 Uh, I was an administrator at another precinct 00:20:26.947 --> 00:20:28.826 and when Rick got injured, 00:20:28.850 --> 00:20:31.938 um, my aunt who works for the City kind of pushed for me 00:20:31.962 --> 00:20:33.325 to get the promotion. 00:20:33.349 --> 00:20:35.527 I don't think that makes you unqualified. 00:20:35.551 --> 00:20:38.044 Oh, good, 'cause, you know, I wasn't worried about that, 00:20:38.068 --> 00:20:39.464 but now I am. 00:20:39.488 --> 00:20:41.514 No! No, no, no! Oh, jeez. 00:20:41.538 --> 00:20:43.019 No, 'cause you're like so good at your job. 00:20:43.043 --> 00:20:44.482 - Oh, yeah. - You're like a natural leader. 00:20:44.506 --> 00:20:45.847 For real. Really. 00:20:45.871 --> 00:20:47.707 - Really? - Yeah, really. 00:20:47.731 --> 00:20:49.842 Okay, shut up so I can just finish this. 00:20:49.866 --> 00:20:52.375 - Okay. - Alright, it's even. 00:20:52.535 --> 00:20:54.393 - It's good? - Okay, it's really good. 00:21:00.095 --> 00:21:01.787 Okay. I should get that. 00:21:01.920 --> 00:21:03.055 Yeah. 00:21:06.716 --> 00:21:08.484 Patel must have forgotten something. 00:21:11.455 --> 00:21:12.639 Surprise. 00:21:12.663 --> 00:21:13.663 Camila? 00:21:14.390 --> 00:21:16.192 Did you grow a moustache? 00:21:16.220 --> 00:21:19.110 ‌ 00:21:19.120 --> 00:21:22.350 ‌