WEBVTT 00:01:28.676 --> 00:01:30.136 Amazing! 00:01:30.136 --> 00:01:33.640 It's time for a super magic show by the miraculous illusionist Uryoku Chouno! 00:01:33.640 --> 00:01:35.475 Hey, you over there! You can watch too! 00:01:35.475 --> 00:01:37.477 You'll see some amazing miracles! 00:01:41.272 --> 00:01:42.982 No thanks. I've already seen through them. 00:01:42.982 --> 00:01:44.692 Oh, you're a skeptic, are you? 00:01:44.692 --> 00:01:48.321 Well, once you've seen my amazing show, you'll be completely enthralled! 00:01:49.322 --> 00:01:52.200 If he really wants me to watch, why not. 00:01:52.200 --> 00:01:55.036 Okay! I've got an ordinary box here. 00:01:55.453 --> 00:01:56.287 No... 00:01:56.746 --> 00:01:58.206 It isn't ordinary. 00:01:58.206 --> 00:02:00.208 Of course, there's nothing inside. 00:02:00.208 --> 00:02:02.377 Well, the partition would be hidden from this angle. 00:02:02.377 --> 00:02:05.922 However, once I do this... it's party time! 00:02:05.922 --> 00:02:07.632 Amazing! 00:02:08.967 --> 00:02:11.386 So what do you think, kid?! Amazing, isn't it? 00:02:11.386 --> 00:02:12.804 More like "no amazing." 00:02:12.804 --> 00:02:15.014 And just when are you going to use that dove? 00:02:15.014 --> 00:02:17.767 Now for today's main event! 00:02:17.767 --> 00:02:20.353 My most amazing trick. It's super illusion time! 00:02:20.353 --> 00:02:23.565 My assistant Michael will teleport from one box to another! 00:02:23.565 --> 00:02:24.566 Come on, Michael! 00:02:24.566 --> 00:02:26.776 He seems more like a "Mr. Ike" than "Michael." 00:02:26.776 --> 00:02:28.987 Now, Michael has entered the box! 00:02:28.987 --> 00:02:30.280 Drumroll, start! 00:02:31.614 --> 00:02:32.657 He makes the sound himself? 00:02:32.657 --> 00:02:34.450 I wonder how he's gonna move... 00:02:34.450 --> 00:02:34.826 This is exciting. 00:02:34.826 --> 00:02:37.996 At a time like this, what kind of face should I make? 00:02:39.497 --> 00:02:41.583 It hurts to see him so self-confident. 00:02:41.583 --> 00:02:43.376 But I'm more worried about... 00:02:44.377 --> 00:02:45.545 ...this guy. 00:02:45.545 --> 00:02:47.547 Well then, let's open the box! 00:02:48.214 --> 00:02:51.217 Hey, now. Michael hasn't gotten there yet. 00:02:51.217 --> 00:02:53.011 Three! Two! One! 00:02:53.011 --> 00:02:54.804 It's party time! 00:02:54.804 --> 00:02:57.056 Amazing! 00:02:58.641 --> 00:03:01.936 At times like these, what kind of face does someone make? 00:03:03.146 --> 00:03:05.064 Perhaps a face like this? 00:03:06.316 --> 00:03:08.276 Geez, give me a break, Mr. Ike! 00:03:08.276 --> 00:03:11.946 Don't blame me. You gave the signal too early. 00:03:11.946 --> 00:03:13.907 Now, give me 500 yen for helping you. 00:03:13.907 --> 00:03:17.911 No one tipped me, so I don't have any money for you this time, geez. 00:03:17.911 --> 00:03:20.246 Oh? You're still here? 00:03:20.246 --> 00:03:23.374 What? Oh, a tip? 00:03:23.374 --> 00:03:24.876 Don't worry about it. 00:03:24.876 --> 00:03:27.337 I can't take money from a child like— 00:03:27.837 --> 00:03:30.173 Piiko! 00:03:32.050 --> 00:03:34.594 I completely forgot about her. 00:03:35.261 --> 00:03:37.680 Who would forget about a dove in their own hat? 00:03:37.680 --> 00:03:40.516 How did you know I had a dove in my hat anyway? 00:03:40.516 --> 00:03:41.893 Don't tell me... 00:03:41.893 --> 00:03:45.146 You want to be an illusionist?! That's how you figured it out, huh? 00:03:45.146 --> 00:03:46.856 Well, I guess I'll leave it at that. 00:03:46.856 --> 00:03:49.817 My show today must have looked pretty pathetic to you, huh? 00:03:49.817 --> 00:03:52.237 Maybe I'm not suited for this work after all. 00:03:52.237 --> 00:03:55.490 I was just your typical office worker up until several months ago. 00:03:55.490 --> 00:03:56.908 But I made a little blunder. 00:03:56.908 --> 00:03:57.784 Oh, crap. 00:03:57.784 --> 00:03:59.327 So I got laid off. 00:03:59.327 --> 00:04:02.997 - And immediately after I lost my job, my wife left me. - I should've left when I had the chance. 00:04:03.164 --> 00:04:05.875 I couldn't pay rent, so I was kicked out of my house too. 00:04:05.875 --> 00:04:09.671 With that one mistake, everything disappeared: my job, my wife, my house. 00:04:09.671 --> 00:04:14.133 Then I thought, "That's right, I'll be an illusionist!" 00:04:14.133 --> 00:04:15.176 What were you thinking? 00:04:15.176 --> 00:04:17.095 So many things had disappeared before me, 00:04:17.095 --> 00:04:19.722 maybe I had a talent for making things "disappear"! 00:04:19.722 --> 00:04:21.224 Your reasoning is seriously flawed. 00:04:21.224 --> 00:04:23.726 So I turned down my new job offer, 00:04:23.726 --> 00:04:25.687 and debuted on the street as an illusionist! 00:04:25.687 --> 00:04:27.021 Again, what were you thinking? 00:04:27.021 --> 00:04:30.566 If I save up 1.2 million yen with my shows and buy the magic body sawing box, 00:04:30.566 --> 00:04:32.277 my wife will definitely take me back! 00:04:32.277 --> 00:04:33.111 I wouldn't be so sure. 00:04:33.111 --> 00:04:35.196 Maybe I made the wrong choice after all. 00:04:35.196 --> 00:04:36.531 Talk about getting off track. 00:04:36.531 --> 00:04:38.616 He should quit this illusionist stint and get a real job. 00:04:38.616 --> 00:04:40.660 Oops. Sorry for all the gloomy talk. 00:04:40.660 --> 00:04:42.203 But what would convince him to quit? 00:04:42.203 --> 00:04:44.580 Oh, yeah! You want to be an illusionist too, right? 00:04:44.580 --> 00:04:45.832 Want me to judge your technique? 00:04:45.832 --> 00:04:46.332 That's it! 00:04:46.833 --> 00:04:48.668 Ooh. You're going to pull something out of your bag? 00:04:48.668 --> 00:04:52.964 If I show the gulf between our skills with an incredible illusion, he'll likely drop his act. 00:04:52.964 --> 00:04:54.966 What're you going to pull out? A dove? 00:04:54.966 --> 00:04:56.926 You should know I can bring out a bowling ball. 00:05:09.147 --> 00:05:10.648 Seriously?! 00:05:10.648 --> 00:05:12.692 This is when you're supposed to say "Amazing!" 00:05:12.692 --> 00:05:14.736 This should be enough to discourage him. 00:05:14.736 --> 00:05:17.155 Thank you. You've opened my eyes. 00:05:17.155 --> 00:05:19.615 If your talent was long, flowing hair, mine would be an eyelash. 00:05:19.615 --> 00:05:21.034 I now know the gulf between our skills. 00:05:21.034 --> 00:05:23.995 The hair metaphor was weird, but now it should all— 00:05:23.995 --> 00:05:25.455 Please take me as your apprentice! 00:05:25.997 --> 00:05:28.207 I should have guessed... 00:05:33.796 --> 00:05:35.506 - I do like TV. - I would give my life for you. 00:05:35.506 --> 00:05:38.885 - But you don't like nam pla ramen, do you? - TV is a way for me to experience surprise and excitement. 00:05:38.885 --> 00:05:42.180 This is because I can't hear the thoughts of the actors on the screen. 00:05:42.722 --> 00:05:46.017 Well, I think a mystery drama is about to start on this channel. 00:05:46.017 --> 00:05:48.353 Tonight, you will witness a miraculous feat! 00:05:48.811 --> 00:05:56.235 That miraculous feat will be brought to you by the formerly homeless distinctive illusionist, Uryoku Chouno! 00:05:56.235 --> 00:05:57.737 Amazing! 00:05:57.737 --> 00:06:00.448 See? Proof positive that TV can surprise me. 00:06:00.448 --> 00:06:03.034 He became an illusionist after losing everything, 00:06:03.034 --> 00:06:04.994 and he'll perform a grand, miraculous illusion tonight! 00:06:04.994 --> 00:06:06.621 This is hard to believe, though. 00:06:06.621 --> 00:06:08.748 When I first met him, he almost killed his dove. 00:06:08.748 --> 00:06:10.625 To think that he's improved enough to appear on TV... 00:06:10.625 --> 00:06:13.503 What I have in store this time is a miraculous escape! 00:06:18.383 --> 00:06:21.135 Hold on, can he handle this? And this is a live broadcast. 00:06:21.135 --> 00:06:23.388 Well, it's a TV show, so he'll probably be fine, right? 00:06:23.388 --> 00:06:24.764 The show is finally about to start! 00:06:24.764 --> 00:06:27.683 Mr. Chouno's hands and feet are bound. And he's now getting inside the box! 00:06:27.683 --> 00:06:28.768 Oops! He fell! 00:06:28.768 --> 00:06:30.603 I think he'll be fine, but... 00:06:30.603 --> 00:06:32.563 Mr. Chouno is now inside the box! 00:06:32.563 --> 00:06:35.650 His assistant, the also formerly homeless Mr. Michael, closes the door! 00:06:35.650 --> 00:06:36.776 - Oh, hey, wai— - It's now closed! 00:06:36.776 --> 00:06:38.903 He said, "Oh, hey, wai—" right before the door shut. 00:06:38.903 --> 00:06:40.822 And he's banging on the door really hard. 00:06:40.822 --> 00:06:44.617 He needs to escape within five minutes if he doesn't want to be destroyed along with the box! 00:06:44.617 --> 00:06:46.702 And now to start the countdown! 00:06:46.702 --> 00:06:48.204 Can he really pull this off? 00:06:48.621 --> 00:06:50.581 There are now less than three minutes left! 00:06:50.581 --> 00:06:51.457 What should I do? 00:06:51.457 --> 00:06:53.292 I guess it doesn't matter. If you think about it, 00:06:53.292 --> 00:06:55.336 I'm not close enough to jump in and save him anyway. 00:06:55.336 --> 00:06:57.213 There are two minutes remaining! 00:06:57.713 --> 00:07:00.508 Hold on a sec. What happens if he fails? 00:07:00.508 --> 00:07:03.136 There's been a huge accident! This wasn't supposed to happen! 00:07:03.136 --> 00:07:04.887 Is Mr. Chouno okay?! 00:07:04.887 --> 00:07:07.432 We will continue our coverage until the very end! 00:07:07.432 --> 00:07:08.766 That's unacceptable! 00:07:08.766 --> 00:07:11.602 It would cut into the mystery drama I want to watch. 00:07:11.602 --> 00:07:14.647 I can teleport to the performance site, but I must not appear on TV. 00:07:14.647 --> 00:07:17.400 Okay. There's exactly one place where the camera will never catch me. 00:07:18.401 --> 00:07:20.027 Right inside the box. 00:07:20.027 --> 00:07:21.737 Don't worry. You can stop banging on the door. 00:07:21.737 --> 00:07:22.697 I'll get you out right— 00:07:24.782 --> 00:07:27.201 All right! So far, so good. 00:07:27.201 --> 00:07:28.911 I was able to escape without a hitch. 00:07:28.911 --> 00:07:31.205 The staging to make it appear as if I'm inside is working too. 00:07:31.205 --> 00:07:32.457 So he really has improved. 00:07:32.457 --> 00:07:33.791 Five minutes have finally passed! 00:07:33.791 --> 00:07:35.543 Mr. Michael will now insert the swords! 00:07:36.043 --> 00:07:37.962 What am I gonna do? 00:07:37.962 --> 00:07:40.256 I can't just teleport out. 00:07:40.256 --> 00:07:44.427 I have to wait three minutes to teleport again. 00:07:44.427 --> 00:07:46.053 Seventeen swords remain! 00:07:46.053 --> 00:07:46.721 Unbelievable. 00:07:49.056 --> 00:07:51.017 Now, this is the last sword! 00:07:51.476 --> 00:07:53.311 Is he really all right?! 00:07:53.311 --> 00:07:56.022 No one could be all right after this... except me. 00:07:56.022 --> 00:07:58.524 I dislocated all sorts of joints, ugh. 00:07:58.524 --> 00:07:59.400 What's next? 00:08:01.527 --> 00:08:03.321 Next up is the crane! 00:08:03.321 --> 00:08:05.323 The box is raised thirty meters high, and... 00:08:06.657 --> 00:08:08.826 ...dropped! 00:08:08.826 --> 00:08:11.370 The way to avoid injury in this situation... 00:08:12.914 --> 00:08:13.706 ...is to... 00:08:15.416 --> 00:08:17.251 ...jump at this instance. 00:08:17.251 --> 00:08:18.628 Piece of cake. 00:08:18.628 --> 00:08:21.172 The box now is in terrible shape due to the shock from the drop! 00:08:21.172 --> 00:08:22.507 But it doesn't end here, folks! 00:08:24.717 --> 00:08:26.636 Now we will bathe it in fire! 00:08:26.636 --> 00:08:29.096 Good grief, I can't even catch my breath. 00:08:29.096 --> 00:08:31.516 But given all the hot weather recently, 00:08:31.516 --> 00:08:34.185 I'm well-prepared for heatstroke. 00:08:34.185 --> 00:08:35.478 And to finish it up, we're using... 00:08:35.478 --> 00:08:36.771 There's more? 00:08:37.980 --> 00:08:40.274 ...a road roller! 00:08:40.983 --> 00:08:43.486 The box is no longer intact! 00:08:43.486 --> 00:08:45.112 What has become of Mr. Chouno?! 00:08:45.112 --> 00:08:46.948 Whoa! What's that?! 00:08:48.241 --> 00:08:49.242 Mr. Chouno has made a sudden appearance! 00:08:49.242 --> 00:08:51.702 - Amazing! - His escape was a complete success! 00:08:59.126 --> 00:09:02.755 Good grief. My escape was a complete success too. Sheesh. 00:09:02.755 --> 00:09:04.757 Good thing the soil was soft. 00:09:04.757 --> 00:09:07.343 I know I said that TV is a source of surprise and excitement for me, 00:09:07.343 --> 00:09:08.678 but this wasn't what I had in mind. 00:09:08.678 --> 00:09:12.223 Well, that concludes today's "Miraculous Magic Show"! 00:09:12.223 --> 00:09:13.724 Amazing! 00:09:13.724 --> 00:09:16.477 Guess I'll go home and watch the drama now. 00:09:16.477 --> 00:09:18.312 Well then, I have an announcement to make. 00:09:18.312 --> 00:09:21.065 The drama Love Fantasy is on just after this, at 10 o'clock. 00:09:21.065 --> 00:09:25.111 It's a thrilling tale in which a man tries to find the truth behind his girlfriend's mysterious death. 00:09:25.111 --> 00:09:28.406 I bet no one will figure out that I'm the killer. 00:09:28.406 --> 00:09:30.241 Be sure to tune in! 00:09:31.367 --> 00:09:33.286 No thanks. 00:09:48.593 --> 00:09:50.553 To tell you the truth, I've been summoned. 00:09:50.553 --> 00:09:53.556 I cannot yet elaborate, but just know we're on the cusp of a sea change. 00:09:53.556 --> 00:09:55.516 When the time is right, I will fill you in, Saiki. 00:09:55.516 --> 00:09:57.977 Oh? Did he make a friend or something? 00:10:03.399 --> 00:10:05.735 Thurisaz, isa, hagalaz. 00:10:05.735 --> 00:10:08.696 Sowilo, gebo, fehu. 00:10:09.238 --> 00:10:10.031 Eihwaz. 00:10:11.032 --> 00:10:11.991 So you've come. 00:10:14.160 --> 00:10:18.873 I hope you haven't been followed, The Jet-Black Wings. 00:10:18.873 --> 00:10:21.584 Not to worry, Jade Eyes. I made sure of it. 00:10:21.584 --> 00:10:23.794 Hold! What you must do before you're seated?! 00:10:23.794 --> 00:10:25.171 Oops! That's right. 00:10:25.171 --> 00:10:27.173 This room is enveloped by a special barrier, 00:10:27.173 --> 00:10:29.592 so if one doesn't perform the Holy Grail Ceremony within 66 seconds, 00:10:29.592 --> 00:10:31.093 they'll vanish into thin air. 00:10:31.093 --> 00:10:32.303 Precisely. 00:10:36.057 --> 00:10:36.766 Laguz! 00:10:38.726 --> 00:10:40.936 Well? Have you come to terms with it? 00:10:40.936 --> 00:10:43.105 You think it's that simple? 00:10:43.105 --> 00:10:44.482 It's like I'm trapped in a nightmare. 00:10:45.066 --> 00:10:47.985 You say I used to be one of the A-ranked soldiers in Dark Reunion?! 00:10:47.985 --> 00:10:50.696 After discovering their true goal was the "Mankind Sorting Plan," 00:10:50.696 --> 00:10:53.074 I stole the destructive stone "Panalize" from them and escaped?! 00:10:53.074 --> 00:10:56.077 And when they cornered me, I performed the forbidden "Phantom" technique 00:10:56.535 --> 00:10:57.703 You seem rather pleased. 00:10:57.703 --> 00:10:59.205 I'm not! 00:10:59.205 --> 00:11:01.832 It matters not. Have you started to see the truth in my words? 00:11:01.832 --> 00:11:04.794 Well, I have long sensed that I was somehow different from others... 00:11:04.794 --> 00:11:08.089 Your power is essential for destroying Dark Reunion. 00:11:08.089 --> 00:11:10.800 We'll continue to assist you in regaining your lost memories. 00:11:10.800 --> 00:11:12.635 "We"? What do you mean? 00:11:12.635 --> 00:11:15.930 What are you saying? There are four others seated here as well... 00:11:15.930 --> 00:11:17.640 Of course, they are all phantoms. 00:11:18.432 --> 00:11:20.768 What? Don't tell me you can't see them. 00:11:20.768 --> 00:11:22.353 If you can't, you're beyond hope. 00:11:22.353 --> 00:11:23.729 O-Of course I can see them! 00:11:23.729 --> 00:11:25.815 I meant to ask if their physical forms weren't here. 00:11:25.815 --> 00:11:28.401 Oh, I see. You're correct. Their physical forms aren't here. 00:11:28.401 --> 00:11:30.903 The others still don't trust you, after all. 00:11:30.903 --> 00:11:31.612 Really? 00:11:31.612 --> 00:11:35.074 Speaking of trust, did you complete the "Sworn Ally Absolution"? 00:11:35.741 --> 00:11:36.992 I did just as you asked. 00:11:37.743 --> 00:11:40.162 I see. These answers are... 00:11:40.162 --> 00:11:42.123 You never cease to amaze me, The Jet-Black Wings! 00:11:42.123 --> 00:11:44.250 At this rate, you'll soon be accepted into our circle. 00:11:44.250 --> 00:11:46.252 Really?! If that's all it takes, I'll gladly fill out as many— 00:11:46.252 --> 00:11:46.794 Duck! 00:11:46.794 --> 00:11:47.294 What? 00:11:47.294 --> 00:11:50.047 Mannaz! Ingwaz! Wunjo! 00:11:51.006 --> 00:11:52.091 Did something happen? 00:11:52.591 --> 00:11:54.802 Dark Reunion just found out about this place! 00:11:55.594 --> 00:11:56.637 We were just attacked. 00:11:56.637 --> 00:11:57.513 We were?! 00:11:57.513 --> 00:11:59.223 The four other members were all killed. 00:11:59.223 --> 00:12:00.933 What?! Phantoms can die?! 00:12:00.933 --> 00:12:02.601 Yes, even phantoms can die! 00:12:02.601 --> 00:12:04.103 If we wish to live, we must act posthaste! 00:12:04.103 --> 00:12:05.855 I'll create a stronger barrier! Lend me your aid! 00:12:05.855 --> 00:12:07.565 Okay! What do you want me to do?! 00:12:08.399 --> 00:12:10.943 Metal objects can interfere with the barrier. 00:12:10.943 --> 00:12:14.572 Put any metal objects on you in that bag made of special fabric. 00:12:14.572 --> 00:12:15.030 Okay! 00:12:15.781 --> 00:12:16.991 Even my loose change? 00:12:16.991 --> 00:12:17.783 Of course! 00:12:18.284 --> 00:12:19.869 No more time! Just throw in the whole wallet! 00:12:19.869 --> 00:12:20.745 O-Okay! 00:12:20.745 --> 00:12:22.538 All right! Now, mimic my movements! 00:12:22.538 --> 00:12:22.913 Got it! 00:12:22.913 --> 00:12:24.373 Ansuz, jera! 00:12:24.373 --> 00:12:25.374 A-Ansuz, jera! 00:12:25.374 --> 00:12:26.417 Eihwaz! 00:12:26.417 --> 00:12:27.334 Eihwaz! 00:12:29.044 --> 00:12:31.213 It seems we've successfully forged the barrier. 00:12:31.213 --> 00:12:32.214 That was close, wasn't it? 00:12:32.214 --> 00:12:33.549 You should probably go home now. 00:12:33.549 --> 00:12:35.509 Okay. Then can I have my metal objects back? 00:12:35.509 --> 00:12:38.012 No, you can't. The barrier is still unstable. 00:12:38.012 --> 00:12:39.054 It'd be risky to move them. 00:12:39.054 --> 00:12:40.973 - But my train pass is in my wallet. - Many thanks for your help today! 00:12:40.973 --> 00:12:42.808 If not for you, I would've perished. 00:12:42.808 --> 00:12:45.102 Excellent job, The Jet-Black Wings! You're our savior. 00:12:45.728 --> 00:12:46.479 Of course. 00:12:46.479 --> 00:12:48.522 Well then, come back around the same time tomorrow. 00:12:48.522 --> 00:12:50.274 Oh, and keep working on the "Sworn Ally Absolution." 00:12:50.274 --> 00:12:51.025 Sure. 00:12:51.984 --> 00:12:54.570 Savior, huh? I like the sound of that. 00:12:54.570 --> 00:12:56.363 I guess I'll bring Saiki tomorrow. 00:12:57.698 --> 00:12:59.533 He's got eighth-grader syndrome so bad! 00:12:59.533 --> 00:13:02.203 He didn't even realize this was just my homework! 00:13:02.203 --> 00:13:04.205 I was just playing along with his story. 00:13:04.205 --> 00:13:05.915 He even left his wallet here. 00:13:05.915 --> 00:13:07.082 Good grief. 00:13:07.833 --> 00:13:09.502 Dark Reunion, what a joke! 00:13:09.502 --> 00:13:11.045 - Thanks for doing my homework! - Kaidou... 00:13:11.045 --> 00:13:14.548 You should choose your friends carefully. I'm telling you this as a friend. 00:13:14.548 --> 00:13:16.300 What's going on? A blackout? 00:13:16.300 --> 00:13:18.177 No. It's Dark Reunion. 00:13:22.097 --> 00:13:25.559 Don't tell anyone yet, okay? This does involve the fate of the world. 00:13:25.559 --> 00:13:26.811 Huh? It's open. 00:13:28.562 --> 00:13:29.772 What on Earth is this?! 00:13:29.772 --> 00:13:32.233 That's the mark of Dark Reunion! 00:13:32.233 --> 00:13:34.944 Are they right behind me?! 00:13:34.944 --> 00:13:36.904 Bingo. 00:13:42.493 --> 00:13:44.453 Hey, pal! Let's go to the beach! 00:13:44.453 --> 00:13:48.374 I just happened to pass by and I saw "Saiki" on the nameplate. 00:13:48.374 --> 00:13:49.834 So I figured this was your house. 00:13:49.834 --> 00:13:52.670 Y-Y-Y-You're Kuu's friend?! 00:13:52.670 --> 00:13:53.754 He is not my friend. 00:13:53.754 --> 00:13:57.049 Wah! This is the first time one of Kuu's friends has come over to visit. 00:13:57.049 --> 00:13:58.133 I'm so happy! 00:13:58.133 --> 00:14:00.094 Me and Saiki aren't friends. 00:14:00.094 --> 00:14:00.553 What? 00:14:00.553 --> 00:14:01.804 We're pals! 00:14:01.804 --> 00:14:04.723 Wah! To think that Kuu has finally gotten a pal... 00:14:04.723 --> 00:14:06.851 Hey, pal. I didn't know you had a big sister. 00:14:06.851 --> 00:14:09.687 Wah! He thought I was his sister! I'm so happy! 00:14:09.687 --> 00:14:11.438 How many times are you going to make my mom cry? 00:14:11.438 --> 00:14:14.191 What? What? You're his mom? 00:14:14.191 --> 00:14:16.694 That's right! So what brought you here today? 00:14:16.694 --> 00:14:18.904 I'm off to the beach and I came to ask him to join me. 00:14:18.904 --> 00:14:20.239 Oh, that sounds nice. 00:14:20.239 --> 00:14:21.740 It does not. Like hell I'm going. 00:14:22.032 --> 00:14:24.201 Your pal came all this way to get you. 00:14:24.827 --> 00:14:26.537 You're going, Kusuo. 00:14:29.081 --> 00:14:31.417 And that's how I ended up at a place like this. 00:14:32.334 --> 00:14:34.253 Oh, I bet you can't swim, can you? 00:14:34.253 --> 00:14:36.130 - Why don't you come here, you runt?! - So Kaidou's here too? 00:14:36.130 --> 00:14:39.633 H... Huh?! Wh-Wh-Wh-What're you saying? 00:14:39.633 --> 00:14:41.844 I... I... I-I can swim! 00:14:41.844 --> 00:14:43.304 Well, his eyes can at least. 00:14:43.304 --> 00:14:45.180 Ack! Water! 00:14:45.764 --> 00:14:48.434 He's drowning already? That takes some talent. 00:14:48.434 --> 00:14:49.810 Are you okay?! 00:14:50.519 --> 00:14:51.770 Don't tell me that * is... 00:14:51.770 --> 00:14:53.564 Oh, it's you, Hairo! 00:14:53.564 --> 00:14:55.900 Oh, Nendou! And Saiki too? 00:14:55.900 --> 00:14:57.234 What're you doing here? 00:14:57.234 --> 00:14:59.361 I'm volunteering as a lifeguard. 00:14:59.361 --> 00:15:01.739 - I'm drowning! - I'm coming! 00:15:01.739 --> 00:15:05.159 Whoa, volunteering when it's this hot? 00:15:05.159 --> 00:15:07.202 Hey, aren't you gonna swim, pal? 00:15:07.202 --> 00:15:08.704 Just forget I'm here. 00:15:08.704 --> 00:15:10.915 What, is no one gonna swim? 00:15:10.915 --> 00:15:12.583 I don't wanna swim by myself... 00:15:12.583 --> 00:15:14.168 Okay, then! I'll go pick up some girls! 00:15:14.168 --> 00:15:15.419 Do you know what you're saying? 00:15:15.419 --> 00:15:17.463 Hey, have you ever looked in a mirror?! 00:15:17.463 --> 00:15:19.089 Why don't you try walking on water? 00:15:19.089 --> 00:15:21.300 You have better odds of pulling that off. 00:15:22.134 --> 00:15:25.179 Guys' looks aren't important. It's all about attitude. 00:15:25.512 --> 00:15:27.640 I-I just remembered I have something to do! 00:15:27.640 --> 00:15:28.891 S-Same here! 00:15:28.891 --> 00:15:30.017 Are you okay?! 00:15:30.017 --> 00:15:32.353 Hey! What'd you do that for?! 00:15:32.811 --> 00:15:35.731 Where did my pal go? The bathroom? 00:15:36.482 --> 00:15:39.026 When I want to be alone or have something on my mind, 00:15:39.026 --> 00:15:41.779 I often come to the sea floor. It's a relaxing environment. 00:15:41.779 --> 00:15:45.240 Sometimes there are some strange things lying around, but no big deal. 00:15:45.240 --> 00:15:47.117 Pal! Where are you?! 00:15:47.117 --> 00:15:49.411 Good grief. Looks like I didn't go deep enough. 00:15:50.329 --> 00:15:52.581 I guess I'll go back before they start looking for me. 00:15:52.581 --> 00:15:53.415 Look at that woman! 00:15:54.041 --> 00:15:55.918 She's drowning! This is bad! 00:15:55.918 --> 00:15:59.046 - Kaidou! I'll go rescue her! You go get Hairo and... - We need to hurry! 00:15:59.046 --> 00:16:00.381 Wait, you can swim? 00:16:00.381 --> 00:16:01.382 What? Uh... 00:16:02.508 --> 00:16:04.301 Thank you very much. 00:16:04.301 --> 00:16:06.428 Oh hey, it's the same woman from before. 00:16:06.428 --> 00:16:08.389 I'm sorry for being rude to you earlier. 00:16:10.557 --> 00:16:14.311 Knowing you, I thought you'd demand something in return for saving her. 00:16:15.229 --> 00:16:16.939 I wouldn't do something so lame. 00:16:16.939 --> 00:16:19.858 But, if she fell in love with me, I'd have to live with it, right? 00:16:19.858 --> 00:16:21.151 That won't happen. 00:16:21.151 --> 00:16:22.111 What'd you say?! 00:16:22.111 --> 00:16:24.113 No, it looks like Nendou did get an admirer... 00:16:24.113 --> 00:16:26.532 I admire you, Riki Nendou! 00:16:26.532 --> 00:16:28.409 I admire the way you live. 00:16:28.409 --> 00:16:30.119 ...albeit a guy. 00:16:40.713 --> 00:16:42.381 Today is the first day of the new term. 00:16:42.381 --> 00:16:45.050 Now I have to see those guys every day. 00:16:45.050 --> 00:16:46.552 Hairo! You got so tanned! 00:16:46.552 --> 00:16:48.262 I volunteered as a lifeguard at the beach. 00:16:48.262 --> 00:16:48.887 That's amazing! 00:16:48.887 --> 00:16:50.597 What? You've got a crush on someone?! 00:16:50.597 --> 00:16:51.807 Are you serious, Teruhashi?! 00:16:51.807 --> 00:16:52.641 Who is it?! Tell us! 00:16:52.641 --> 00:16:55.102 I happened to run into him during the break. 00:16:56.020 --> 00:16:57.271 You know who I mean, right? 00:16:57.271 --> 00:16:59.982 That definitely was no mirage. 00:17:00.649 --> 00:17:03.402 I believe it was on August 6th. 00:17:03.402 --> 00:17:05.863 That's a day you'll never forget, right, Saiki? 00:17:05.863 --> 00:17:07.656 I saw you that day, Teruhashi. 00:17:07.656 --> 00:17:08.157 What? 00:17:08.157 --> 00:17:09.241 I believe you were with... 00:17:10.367 --> 00:17:11.452 ...Nendou. 00:17:11.452 --> 00:17:13.412 - You're way off, idiot! - What?! 00:17:14.121 --> 00:17:16.582 I mean, I was with "Yurwei Offidjot"! 00:17:16.582 --> 00:17:19.251 - Don't you know him? He was in the world tournament. - Good grief. 00:17:19.251 --> 00:17:21.962 Hey, Saiki. Don't you think Nendou is acting strange today? 00:17:22.588 --> 00:17:23.881 Look who's talking. 00:17:23.881 --> 00:17:27.301 Normally, he'd be bugging us to go get ramen or something. 00:17:27.301 --> 00:17:28.969 True. He is acting a little strange. 00:17:29.511 --> 00:17:33.307 Oh, this? Don't concern yourself. It's a long story. 00:17:33.307 --> 00:17:35.893 I'm not concerned at all. You don't have to tell me about it. 00:17:39.271 --> 00:17:40.689 That is rather annoying. 00:17:41.231 --> 00:17:42.608 This is fishy. 00:17:42.608 --> 00:17:43.817 It does make me wonder what's up. 00:17:43.817 --> 00:17:45.819 Oh, you're wondering about this? Well, it all started... 00:17:45.819 --> 00:17:47.780 Stop it! I have absolutely no interest in that. 00:17:50.783 --> 00:17:52.451 His house isn't this way. 00:17:52.451 --> 00:17:54.411 Something's gotta be up. 00:17:54.411 --> 00:17:56.121 Why are you so excited about this? 00:17:58.165 --> 00:18:00.167 And why are you so used to tailing someone? 00:18:01.251 --> 00:18:04.046 What? What's he looking at? 00:18:08.175 --> 00:18:10.302 Don't tell me he likes little girls... 00:18:10.302 --> 00:18:12.888 I don't know what he's doing, but we probably should go call the police. 00:18:12.888 --> 00:18:14.681 He entered a shop this time. 00:18:15.432 --> 00:18:18.352 A flower shop? Don't tell me he's got a girlfriend! 00:18:18.352 --> 00:18:19.978 No, that's definitely not it. 00:18:22.397 --> 00:18:23.482 He's looking at another girl! 00:18:23.482 --> 00:18:25.150 Is he actually... 00:18:25.150 --> 00:18:27.277 Either way, we should call the police first. 00:18:27.277 --> 00:18:31.031 No, it's too early to judge. There are many people who like sunflowers. 00:18:31.031 --> 00:18:33.617 It's also natural for people to smile when they see children. 00:18:33.617 --> 00:18:35.410 Good point. Let's not jump to conclusions. 00:18:36.036 --> 00:18:37.121 He's entering another shop? 00:18:38.080 --> 00:18:38.831 Cakes! 00:18:38.831 --> 00:18:41.291 They're sweet! Which means women and children love them! 00:18:41.291 --> 00:18:43.043 A woman plus a child equals a little girl! 00:18:43.043 --> 00:18:44.753 You're the one jumping to conclusions. 00:18:44.753 --> 00:18:46.505 I mean, he wouldn't eat something like that, right?! 00:18:46.505 --> 00:18:48.715 Sunflowers too. He clearly intends to give them to someone! 00:18:48.715 --> 00:18:50.717 But he doesn't have a girlfriend to give them to! 00:18:51.093 --> 00:18:52.511 So that must mean they're "bait"! 00:18:52.553 --> 00:18:55.472 He's luring in little girls with cakes and sunflowers to kidnap them! 00:18:55.472 --> 00:18:57.391 Although any girl lured in by him has issues too. 00:18:58.142 --> 00:19:01.061 Geez... They were out of shortcake. 00:19:01.061 --> 00:19:03.981 Oh well. It's not like anyone will actually eat it. 00:19:04.648 --> 00:19:06.400 If no one will eat it, then it must be bait! 00:19:07.109 --> 00:19:07.818 Nendou! 00:19:08.652 --> 00:19:10.070 I'm disappointed in you, Nendou! 00:19:10.070 --> 00:19:13.532 - To think that you'd harm helpless little girls! - So it actually does make a "pop, pop" sound. 00:19:13.532 --> 00:19:16.451 Hold on a sec. Aren't you guys misunderstanding something? 00:19:16.451 --> 00:19:17.703 Visiting a grave? 00:19:17.703 --> 00:19:20.455 Yeah, my dad's. Today is the anniversary of his death. 00:19:20.455 --> 00:19:21.832 Then the sunflowers and cake... 00:19:21.832 --> 00:19:23.792 They're offerings, of course. 00:19:23.792 --> 00:19:26.628 It's common sense to bring flowers and snacks when visiting a grave. 00:19:26.628 --> 00:19:29.047 Getting lectured by Nendou on common sense... 00:19:29.047 --> 00:19:32.551 Oh, I see. He wasn't looking at little girls in a perverted way. 00:19:32.551 --> 00:19:34.887 Those scenes made him think of his own dad. 00:19:34.887 --> 00:19:36.471 What a misleading face. 00:19:36.471 --> 00:19:38.682 When did your dad die? 00:19:38.682 --> 00:19:40.350 Well, it was before I was born. 00:19:40.350 --> 00:19:43.812 He died trying to save a girl who ran out into the street. 00:19:44.980 --> 00:19:47.691 Maybe he was into little girls! 00:19:47.691 --> 00:19:49.526 Uh... Well... 00:19:49.526 --> 00:19:50.652 We really had it wrong. 00:19:50.652 --> 00:19:53.822 B-But if it was before you were born, then he must've died really young. 00:19:53.822 --> 00:19:56.366 Yeah. I think he was 18 or 19. 00:19:56.366 --> 00:19:58.160 Wanna see a picture? I have one in my wallet. 00:19:58.160 --> 00:19:59.995 What?! This is just you, isn't it?! 00:19:59.995 --> 00:20:01.330 I know, he looks like me, right? 00:20:01.330 --> 00:20:03.999 Mom keeps saying that I look more like him every year too. 00:20:03.999 --> 00:20:05.918 No, it's more than that! 00:20:05.918 --> 00:20:09.004 I've seen Nendou's father's photo before, 00:20:09.004 --> 00:20:11.048 but they really look surprisingly similar. 00:20:11.048 --> 00:20:14.301 It's just his dad has a scar over his right eye instead of his left. 00:20:14.301 --> 00:20:15.886 Yeah, just like this. 00:20:21.141 --> 00:20:22.434 That was... a trick of light, right? 00:20:22.434 --> 00:20:23.852 Hey! Let's go get some ramen! 00:20:24.436 --> 00:20:26.772 I know I'm pretty unreal myself, 00:20:26.772 --> 00:20:29.316 but I don't believe in things like ghosts. 00:20:29.316 --> 00:20:31.109 I'll just put today out of my mind. 00:20:34.196 --> 00:20:36.448 It's for me? That's unusual. 00:20:38.492 --> 00:20:39.368 What? 00:22:08.498 --> 00:22:12.836 The story ends on a cliffhanger right after I got a surprise letter... 00:22:12.836 --> 00:22:16.048 But don't worry. That's how it went in the manga too. 00:22:16.965 --> 00:22:19.676 Next time on The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. the anime... 00:22:19.676 --> 00:22:22.971 I'll keep knocking out an episode for each manga chapter.