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Got a text from a guy named *.

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That's my dad. Put my phone down.

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I didn't know that was your dad's name.

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It's not.

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Huh. He says he wants you to reconsider.

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Reconsider what? Intriguing.

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Hey, ow! You scratched
me with your nails.

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- They're like talons.
- He wants to sell the family's ski cabin.

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My brother and sister have
agreed but I don't want to sell.

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- Why don't you want to sell?
- Because he wants to.

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And I find it pleasurable to
withhold something from him.

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Much like he withheld his love
and acceptance of me as a child.

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There's a symmetry to it.

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Classic Frank. So, where's the cabin?

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Chrystal Mountain, near the resort.

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Woah.

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That thing must be worth more
than the sixteenth chapel.

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Which chapel?

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The sixteenth chapel.
Painted by Mechalangelo.

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Who's also my favorite Ninja Turtle.

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Well, it's been a while but
I think this warrants it, so...

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- What?
- I'm just gonna...

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What are... What?

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‌

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Hey, Shred's gonna be
late. He wanted to walk.

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You can't keep throwing
him out of the truck.

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Well, I can and I will until he changes.

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And that's probably gonna
have to be on a DNA level.

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Who wants to assist me
with an alpaca birth?

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Ooh.

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I think the alpaca would feel more
comfortable with a female presence.

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*. Actionable.

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Presumes knowledge of what
the alpaca is thinking.

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Have you and I ever
done a call together?

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You know what, Collette,
I don't think we have.

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Then let's do it. I will grab
the gear, meet me at the truck.

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- It'll be fun.
- Indeed it will be.

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Okay, maybe next time.

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First they bonded as colleagues
and then they crossed that line.

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I suppose somewhere on the planet

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an alpaca's part of a throuple.

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I'm gonna make it work.

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I guess I'll make it work too.

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By the way, thanks for running
the whole ditch Patel decision by me.

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I feel super seen and heard.

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Hey guys, dispatch got a call
for a skunk pickup at a residence.

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Um, Frank, since you
abandoned your partner,

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- why don't you ride with Patel?
- Yeah, cool with me.

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Seeing as how I'm being passed
around like diarrhea on a cruise ship.

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- Patel, did you say something?
- Nope.

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The alpaca's around the back.

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Okay. How many weeks is she?

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No idea. This is an AirBnB

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Okay, so that's actually a llama.

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You're ready to have a baby, aren't you?

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How long has she been in labor?

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Definitely before we took
the hot air balloon ride.

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Okay, I think you should
head back to the house

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and never rent in the Farm Stay
Experience category ever again.

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You're not a good enough person.

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Uh...

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I think you made her cry.

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Wait, are you joking?

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No, no, listen. You can
hear the muffled sob.

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Hey, Shred, you have to see this.

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It's Victoria and
Collette with the llama.

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- Isn't that so cute?
- That's so cool.

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I'm like half-debating going out there.

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You should go. It'll be like
watching a baby sweater being born.

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I can't, I have this
huge delivery coming in.

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There's a weird national dog
food shortage happening right now

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and it was so hard to
track down a supplier, so..

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Well, I'll handle it.

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Yeah, totally. I'll
stay here. You should go.

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- Wait, really?
- Yes.

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Okay. Thanks.
That's really sweet of you.

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No problem. And hey, before I forget.

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You said that you were having
trouble sleeping, right?

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Just at night, for
the past several years.

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Okay, well I have this
sleep ring. It's high tech.

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I got it when I was on the national team

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and it's really helpful.
It tracks all your vitals.

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- It's for me?
- Yeah.

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Oh, my gosh.

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Wait, this is feeling very unbalanced

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because you've done two
very thoughtful things for me

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and I've done literally
zero things for you.

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Well, the day is young.
You can make it up to me.

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Or don't. You're the boss.

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Well, we're married now.

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I'm kidding, I mean, wrong hand, so..

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So, we're divorced.

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- Okay. Oh no.
- Anyway, thanks.

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That was one compliant skunk.
He jumped right in the box.

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Yeah. I think we've got time
to go to Cloud Nine Doughnuts.

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Oh, I actually do
deserve a little treat.

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I had a big victory on the home front.

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Am I detecting a swagger?

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Well, it's not a big deal.

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But my daughter Addy, she's been
giving her little brother a hard time.

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Burned his Lovey, you
know, sibling stuff.

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- Yeah. Arson.
- Yeah.

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So, you know, we had this
open, honest conversation.

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I said, this has to stop
and she heard me, man.

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She really heard me.

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And, you don't care about
the kids stuff do you?

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Not even for a second.

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- Okay.
- What kind of doughnuts are you gonna get?

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Two jellies and a glazed for sure.
After that, I'mma play it by ear.

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I have self-regulation issues.

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Okay, vitals are sound.

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I think she's ready.

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Hot sandwiches! I brought sandwiches.

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Emily, what are you doing here?

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Surprise! I just wanted
to come observe you.

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Oh, my gosh, this is amazing.

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Can I ask you to put
the sandwiches away?

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The odor will attract flies

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and we need to keep
the environment sterile.

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Totally. I am so sorry, I did not..

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I'm gonna, I'll just leave them outside.

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I am just gonna stand back
here and not distract you.

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I almost feel like I'm crashing a party.

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Yeah, not an outlandish comparison.

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Actually, Emily, I'm gonna need
you as a direct participant.

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We're gonna completely
flip the baby around.

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Now, it's can get a little messy,

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so you might want to
roll your sleeves up.

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Oh, my gosh. Okay.

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Get over here.

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Oh. Let's bring her home.

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What the hell?

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- Dammit.
- It's only been like five minutes!

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It was 20. You were choosing doughnuts

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like you were picking
an engagement ring.

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I still don't feel
good about my choices.

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Wheels not properly turned on a hill?

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We're not on a hill.

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There's a slight grade.

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If I took this marble, put
it in the center of the road,

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it wouldn't budge an inch.

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Why do you have a marble?

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- You don't have a good-luck charm?
- Look at my life, what do you think?

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This is all my dad's doing.

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It's exactly the type of
revenge a cop would take.

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'Cause you won't sell the cabin?

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Look, I'm sure he pulled
strings at the department

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and had them create a dedicated
parking patrol just to harass me.

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Buddy, I think you're
being a little paranoid.

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Maybe we just parked wrong.

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Hey! Let your dad sell the cabin!

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You were saying?

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Ah, there you are.

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Heard you guys wrangled some Alpo.

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Oh yeah, I just
finished putting it away.

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Thought I'd get in a quick workout.

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Nice. How bout a
couple bags for the 2-3?

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Ooh, sorry man.

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Emily worked really
hard to get that food.

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Come on, just two bags.

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I can't do it, I really can't.

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Ah, she's really got you tied
around her little pinkie, doesn't she?

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Former XTR Games athlete,

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it's gonna take more than a little
light trash talk to get in my head.

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Ah, there it is. The
XTR Games mention again.

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Bronze medal 2020, baby.

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Yeah, for snowboarding.

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What is that again, is
that like stand up sledding?

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- And what's your sport, Big Time?
- General fitness.

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General fitness?
What's that trophy look like?

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A guy swiping his gym card?

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Well, I'll tell you one thing.

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I can do longer sets
on my wall sit than you.

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Okay, you're clearly trying
to engage my competitiveness

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and I'm clearly taking the bait.

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How long can you wall sit?

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I can go all day.

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You know what? If you
can go five minutes,

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I'll give you those bags of dog food.

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Ah, you wanna get froggy. I'll jump.

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How bout we go head to
head? Last man sitting wins.

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Head to head. What do I get if I win?

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You just got a new net gun.

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Fires 300psi.

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- Frank would love that.
- Too bad he'll never see it.

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Oh, he'll see it

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because my * is literally
about to beat your *.

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- Okay.
- You ready?

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- Yeah.
- Then let's do it.

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Three, two, one.

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Drop it low.

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Yeah. I love it.

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Okay, I'm going to turn the head.

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Then I need you to reach in,
put pressure on the baby's *

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and I'm gonna signal,
you push clockwise.

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Okay. Alright. I think I'm on her *.

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Good. Here we go. You ready?

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- Mmhm.
- And...

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- Okay.
- Push.

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- Okay.
- So sorry but your truck's blocking us

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and we have a 7:00 PM reservation.

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Not now, Madison!

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- Oh, it's happening.
- Here she comes. Here she comes.

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The baby's coming! The baby's coming!

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Here she comes.

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Oh, my gosh, that is amazing!

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This is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

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- Wait till you see the afterbirth.
- Eww.

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- Oh, oh we're going back in.
- Yep. Let's go.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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- It's antiquated, bro.
- What?

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Like the way you and your dad
are relating to each other.

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We get it. You're both
emotionally stunted.

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Perhaps irreparably.

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But that's not what the people want.

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The people want you to go
to your dad and work it out.

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Well, I guess, I don't
really have a choice.

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That's right, you don't have a choice.

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- No, he booted my car.
- Hmm?

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Oh.

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Okay, I don't wanna be
too self-congratulatory,

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but, I think, we've
earned some tequila shots?

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- Yeah!
- Yes. I'm in.

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But to be honest, I'd be
in even if we botched it.

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I am completely swamped in paperwork
so I'm gonna take a rain check.

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Oh, no, no, no. Hang on.

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- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Yeah, what's up?

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Uh, I think you should come with us.

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Oh, that's so sweet. I really am
buried in paperwork though, so...

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Yeah, no, the thing is, I'm trying
to get to know Collette better.

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Oh yeah. I picked up on that.

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Right, and I think it
would feel more organic

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if we all go out together.

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Okay, now you're asking me for a favor

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but it seems more like a command.

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No, no, no it's a favor.
It's just the way my voice is.

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- So you're going.
- Um,

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sure. Yeah, I'll come for one drink.

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Cool, okay.

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And if you can, bring up
the band Kings of Leon.

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They wrote a song about me.

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Okay. It feels like
that's gonna be tough

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to bring up in casual conversation.

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- I feel like you'll figure it out.
- Okay.

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You doing a lot better
than I thought you would.

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Growing up I was a
water boy at a quarry.

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That's literally the most
quad-strengthening childhood imaginable.

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Want to up the ante?
I win, I get all the food.

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What do I get when you lose?

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Hm, you can have the
foosball table at our precinct.

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Frank would also love that.

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Oh. You're losing it.

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Psych.

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Pain is just the
weakness leaving the body.

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Hey, Dad. This is my friend, Patel.

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Nice to meet you, sir.

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Tough start, but okay.

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He's super fun.

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- We'll get the door, no problem.
- What's going on?

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I'm gonna cut right to it.
I'm not selling the cabin.

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What do you care? You never use it.

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No, I'm gonna go up there this winter.

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Write a book about growing
up with a douchebag father.

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You know what? Let's just
bring the temperature down.

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Open up our hearts.
That's how it works in my family.

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No one respects you and your family.

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Okay.

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Who did you talk to?

00:11:39.909 --> 00:11:41.444
Why do you want the cabin?

00:11:41.468 --> 00:11:43.173
I don't know.
Maybe I'll have kids some day

00:11:43.197 --> 00:11:44.664
and it'd be fun to take 'em up there.

00:11:44.688 --> 00:11:47.130
It's a little late for that, isn't it?

00:11:47.278 --> 00:11:50.081
Your sperm is half powder at this point.

00:11:50.105 --> 00:11:52.412
- That's vivid.
- I walked right in that one. See ya, Dad.

00:11:52.436 --> 00:11:55.525
I'm just gonna keep
bootin' ya until you sign.

00:11:55.549 --> 00:11:57.293
Do you know what a
brown recluse spider is?

00:11:57.317 --> 00:11:59.394
I think a bag of them is gonna
find a way into your mailbox.

00:11:59.418 --> 00:12:01.688
Guys. Do you see how
quickly this escalated

00:12:01.712 --> 00:12:03.291
to a credible murder threat?

00:12:03.315 --> 00:12:06.299
There has got to be a healthier
way that we can figure this out.

00:12:06.351 --> 00:12:07.737
There is one way.

00:12:07.761 --> 00:12:10.900
You gotta be kidding me.
You're like a hundred.

00:12:11.815 --> 00:12:13.424
Little * says what?

00:12:15.297 --> 00:12:16.681
- What's happening?
- Don't say what.

00:12:16.705 --> 00:12:18.967
- He's trying to get you to say what.
- What?

00:12:27.711 --> 00:12:30.140
You know, speaking of that,

00:12:30.164 --> 00:12:33.714
do you know the song "Your *
Is On Fire" by the Kings of Leon?

00:12:33.738 --> 00:12:36.002
Oh my gosh, Emily, what? Stop.

00:12:36.026 --> 00:12:37.811
- What?
- That is so embarrassing.

00:12:37.835 --> 00:12:39.629
I don't know why you would bring that...

00:12:39.653 --> 00:12:42.973
You big mouth. I told you never
to tell that... That song is about me.

00:12:42.997 --> 00:12:45.393
- Oh.
- I know.

00:12:45.417 --> 00:12:47.855
Okay, well cheers to your fire.

00:12:47.879 --> 00:12:50.495
And cheers to you both for
keeping your cool back there.

00:12:50.519 --> 00:12:52.315
You know, in those
situations, most people don't.

00:12:52.339 --> 00:12:55.488
My ex-husband passed out
when our cat had kittens.

00:12:55.512 --> 00:12:57.118
I didn't know you were married.

00:12:57.142 --> 00:13:00.040
Oh, it was a quick marriage. Bad ending.

00:13:00.064 --> 00:13:01.821
Honestly, I think I
might be done with men.

00:13:01.845 --> 00:13:03.862
- Right?
- Who needs them?

00:13:04.278 --> 00:13:07.087
- We don't.
- I really needed a girl's night.

00:13:07.111 --> 00:13:09.391
This is so fun.
I'm having a really good time.

00:13:09.415 --> 00:13:11.729
Okay. Well, in that case,
next drink's on me.

00:13:11.753 --> 00:13:13.428
- Hurry back!
- Thank you.

00:13:13.452 --> 00:13:14.847
- Okay.
- She's the best.

00:13:14.871 --> 00:13:17.314
Yeah, so, I'm all good. You can go now.

00:13:17.769 --> 00:13:20.284
I literally just told you
how good of a time I'm having.

00:13:20.308 --> 00:13:22.485
Yeah. Thank you so much.

00:13:22.509 --> 00:13:24.077
My salmon hasn't even come.

00:13:24.101 --> 00:13:25.450
Thank you so much.

00:13:25.474 --> 00:13:27.759
Okay, alright. No worries.

00:13:27.783 --> 00:13:29.619
I'll just get something
to eat on the road.

00:13:29.643 --> 00:13:31.166
If you insist.

00:13:31.409 --> 00:13:33.449
Don't say I never did anything for you.

00:13:33.473 --> 00:13:35.616
- I'm gonna have this one, okay?
- Okay.

00:13:35.947 --> 00:13:38.203
- Drive safe.
- Thank you.

00:13:40.216 --> 00:13:41.469
Count it off.

00:13:43.879 --> 00:13:45.435
You guys arm wrestling?

00:13:45.459 --> 00:13:46.543
Count it off!

00:13:46.567 --> 00:13:48.203
- No, I'm not gonna...
- Count it off.

00:13:48.227 --> 00:13:49.903
We need to have a conversation here.

00:13:49.927 --> 00:13:51.582
Frank, take a risk.

00:13:51.606 --> 00:13:54.203
- One, two...
- Dammit!

00:13:54.227 --> 00:13:56.117
Guys, you had a real
chance to connect here,

00:13:56.141 --> 00:13:57.525
but you know what, you squandered it.

00:13:57.549 --> 00:14:00.758
And it's sad. It's sad and squandered.

00:14:00.782 --> 00:14:01.958
- One...
- Okay.

00:14:01.982 --> 00:14:03.668
Two, three.

00:14:03.692 --> 00:14:04.692
Oh!

00:14:05.423 --> 00:14:06.968
I think you broke my wrist!

00:14:06.992 --> 00:14:09.218
Oh, did I? That's a bucket list moment.

00:14:09.242 --> 00:14:10.987
Here, I wanna get a picture.

00:14:11.011 --> 00:14:13.076
Let's see if I can move it.

00:14:13.100 --> 00:14:15.234
- Oh, that's great, Dad.
- Mmhm.

00:14:15.588 --> 00:14:16.588
Wow.

00:14:24.201 --> 00:14:25.188
Hello?

00:14:25.212 --> 00:14:27.585
Hey, did everything go
good with the dog food?

00:14:27.609 --> 00:14:28.681
Went good.

00:14:28.705 --> 00:14:30.870
Are you okay? You sound kind of weird.

00:14:30.894 --> 00:14:32.326
So good!

00:14:33.853 --> 00:14:36.255
- Oh, my God.
- What? Are you good?

00:14:36.279 --> 00:14:39.297
All good. Everything's
good. Um, gotta go, bye.

00:14:40.057 --> 00:14:42.082
Where the hell is the ring?

00:14:42.510 --> 00:14:46.189
No! No. Argh!

00:14:48.598 --> 00:14:49.748
Are you crying?

00:14:49.772 --> 00:14:51.881
Yeah, why? Too intimate for ya?

00:14:52.760 --> 00:14:55.643
- You're sliding.
- I'm not sliding. I'm Shred.

00:14:55.667 --> 00:14:58.521
I won the XTR Games
medal. I will not lose!

00:14:58.615 --> 00:15:01.314
I'm Shred. I won the XTR Games Medal.

00:15:01.338 --> 00:15:02.690
And you're down!

00:15:02.714 --> 00:15:03.876
No!

00:15:03.900 --> 00:15:06.509
You're down! You're down!

00:15:08.866 --> 00:15:10.235
Yeah, baby!

00:15:10.791 --> 00:15:12.752
Quarry boy does it again!

00:15:13.546 --> 00:15:14.906
Help me up.

00:15:16.643 --> 00:15:19.127
I can't believe you do
Vets Without Borders.

00:15:19.209 --> 00:15:22.325
It's an incredible organization.
But, honestly?

00:15:22.349 --> 00:15:25.119
I did it initially for
the free trip to Colombia.

00:15:25.143 --> 00:15:27.512
Well, you get big virtue points with me.

00:15:29.551 --> 00:15:32.151
Oh. This is so fun.

00:15:32.175 --> 00:15:33.682
It is fun.

00:15:34.844 --> 00:15:36.706
But, I think you should know

00:15:36.730 --> 00:15:39.446
that I'm not interested
in you romantically.

00:15:40.176 --> 00:15:43.223
What? No. That's...

00:15:43.448 --> 00:15:44.892
That is not what this is.

00:15:44.916 --> 00:15:48.102
This is just two girls bonding
and seeing where it goes.

00:15:48.126 --> 00:15:49.570
I know about the competition.

00:15:49.594 --> 00:15:51.010
What competition?

00:15:51.034 --> 00:15:52.163
Between you and Frank.

00:15:52.187 --> 00:15:54.794
Where I guess I'm some sort of prize...

00:15:54.818 --> 00:15:56.372
Okay, you are not some sort of prize.

00:15:56.396 --> 00:15:58.372
You are the ultimate prize.

00:15:59.337 --> 00:16:00.789
When I say that out loud that sounds...

00:16:00.813 --> 00:16:02.509
Oh my god. That actually
sounds really gross.

00:16:02.533 --> 00:16:05.290
I am so sorry. I'm so sorry. That's...

00:16:05.314 --> 00:16:07.187
Actually, I'm kind of flattered.

00:16:07.211 --> 00:16:08.668
In an objectified way.

00:16:08.692 --> 00:16:11.680
And if it makes you feel any better,
Frank doesn't have a shot either.

00:16:11.704 --> 00:16:13.020
Oh, that does make me feel better.

00:16:13.044 --> 00:16:15.794
Yeah. That's good. Okay.
Thank you for saying that.

00:16:16.386 --> 00:16:18.429
- Here you go.
- Ugh.

00:16:23.607 --> 00:16:26.216
Keep the cabin. I don't care.

00:16:26.240 --> 00:16:28.165
Of course I'm keeping it. I won.

00:16:28.315 --> 00:16:30.374
Why the hell do you
want to sell it so bad?

00:16:31.532 --> 00:16:34.540
I can't ski anymore, okay?

00:16:34.564 --> 00:16:37.962
I finally blew out the other knee
and the doctor says there's no way.

00:16:37.986 --> 00:16:40.153
Well, that and your brittle wrists.

00:16:40.177 --> 00:16:42.634
And I can't do what I love to do,

00:16:42.658 --> 00:16:45.650
so that stupid cabin
reminds me of all that.

00:16:46.053 --> 00:16:47.367
So what's the real reason?

00:16:47.391 --> 00:16:49.653
I lost my * on the Super Bowl.

00:16:49.677 --> 00:16:51.518
Oh, Dad. Again?

00:16:51.564 --> 00:16:53.361
Yeah, I probably have a problem.

00:16:53.385 --> 00:16:55.058
I should go to a meeting or something.

00:16:55.082 --> 00:16:57.912
Yeah, you probably
should. But you won't.

00:16:58.678 --> 00:17:01.604
So what's your real reason for
not wanting to sell the cabin?

00:17:02.933 --> 00:17:04.875
Mom used to like to go there.

00:17:05.097 --> 00:17:06.606
She loved it up there.

00:17:08.613 --> 00:17:09.779
I miss her.

00:17:09.995 --> 00:17:12.715
Yeah. Me too.

00:17:24.529 --> 00:17:27.934
You know what?
Sell the cabin. I don't care.

00:17:28.458 --> 00:17:30.984
- Seriously?
- Yeah. You got debts

00:17:31.184 --> 00:17:33.585
and I'm very comfortable
with breaking your bones,

00:17:33.609 --> 00:17:36.537
but that doesn't mean I'm good
with other people doing it.

00:17:36.944 --> 00:17:38.294
Powerful.

00:17:39.057 --> 00:17:40.798
Knew we'd get there.

00:17:41.899 --> 00:17:45.126
Couldn't leave till the healing
was done. None of us could, right?

00:17:48.312 --> 00:17:50.087
I'll be in the truck, Frank.

00:17:51.315 --> 00:17:53.899
Where are you, where
are you, where are you?

00:17:54.971 --> 00:17:56.537
No.

00:17:58.655 --> 00:18:01.273
Okay. Oh, there you are.

00:18:05.305 --> 00:18:08.990
What? It says I'm sleeping?

00:18:12.337 --> 00:18:14.600
Oh no.

00:18:18.311 --> 00:18:21.246
Hey, so I don't think
this is that big of a deal.

00:18:21.270 --> 00:18:23.397
It's probably not a big deal, but, um,

00:18:23.421 --> 00:18:26.978
I think I might have
left my ring inside uh,

00:18:27.002 --> 00:18:29.282
- the llama's birth canal.
- What?!

00:18:29.306 --> 00:18:31.468
Could you come help me?

00:18:31.770 --> 00:18:32.777
Please.

00:18:33.195 --> 00:18:34.553
I am so sorry.

00:18:35.522 --> 00:18:36.882
Animals sense weakness,

00:18:36.906 --> 00:18:38.916
so you have to be stronger than them.

00:18:38.940 --> 00:18:41.870
Hey, Templeton,
can I talk to you privately?

00:18:41.894 --> 00:18:43.511
I need the room, guys.

00:18:46.097 --> 00:18:48.240
Look man, I made a mistake.

00:18:48.264 --> 00:18:51.857
Okay? Emily trusted me with all
this dog food and I got carried away

00:18:51.881 --> 00:18:53.806
'cause I'm too competitive
and now I'm *ed.

00:18:53.830 --> 00:18:55.394
That was beautiful,

00:18:55.418 --> 00:18:57.863
but I'm failing to see
how this is my problem.

00:18:57.887 --> 00:19:02.060
Okay, you can keep two of
the bags but I need the rest.

00:19:02.084 --> 00:19:03.072
Please.

00:19:03.096 --> 00:19:04.847
Hm.

00:19:05.201 --> 00:19:07.220
Okay, I think I know
one way we can fix this

00:19:07.244 --> 00:19:09.091
but it's gonna * for you.

00:19:09.115 --> 00:19:10.498
Okay. I'll do anything.

00:19:11.247 --> 00:19:13.287
- Sure?
- Totally. Yeah, anything.

00:19:13.311 --> 00:19:14.311
Okay.

00:19:16.082 --> 00:19:18.504
I am going to sleep
with it every night... until I die.

00:19:18.528 --> 00:19:22.356
And the bronze medal
goes to Templeton Dutch.

00:19:25.350 --> 00:19:26.516
So real.

00:19:29.216 --> 00:19:30.650
Bad sport.

00:19:35.191 --> 00:19:36.191
Thank you.

00:19:37.197 --> 00:19:39.338
I'm so glad animals can't sue me.

00:19:39.362 --> 00:19:40.750
We're so sorry.

00:19:40.774 --> 00:19:43.325
You're gonna make a great mama... llama.

00:19:43.349 --> 00:19:45.187
I think I got it. Yep.

00:19:45.211 --> 00:19:47.899
Oh, yes! Thank you so much.

00:19:47.923 --> 00:19:50.091
I'm just gonna sanitize
that before you put it on.

00:19:50.115 --> 00:19:51.748
Yeah. Yeah.

00:19:52.361 --> 00:19:55.712
I'm so sorry. Was it
totally on and I ruined it?

00:19:56.007 --> 00:19:57.675
No, she's not into me.

00:19:57.699 --> 00:19:59.415
But I do think we're
gonna be good friends.

00:19:59.439 --> 00:20:01.188
Like outside the office friends?

00:20:01.212 --> 00:20:02.786
Yeah. She's really cool.

00:20:02.810 --> 00:20:05.080
Aw. Can I get in on that?

00:20:05.104 --> 00:20:06.984
- Yeah.
- Okay.

00:20:14.290 --> 00:20:17.908
Oh, hey. I didn't realize
you were still here.

00:20:17.932 --> 00:20:19.351
I was just re-stacking the dog food.

00:20:19.375 --> 00:20:21.435
Thank you, again.

00:20:21.459 --> 00:20:22.848
- Yeah.
- Uh, is it all here?

00:20:22.872 --> 00:20:25.367
Well, I dropped two
bags in the parking lot.

00:20:25.391 --> 00:20:27.678
Major kibble explosion.

00:20:27.702 --> 00:20:29.319
It happens.

00:20:29.343 --> 00:20:30.694
What's up with the ring?

00:20:30.754 --> 00:20:31.741
What?

00:20:31.765 --> 00:20:34.603
- Well, you just put it on a different finger.
- Oh, yeah.

00:20:34.627 --> 00:20:37.525
It was a little big on my ring
finger, so I just, I moved it.

00:20:37.569 --> 00:20:38.556
Cool.

00:20:38.580 --> 00:20:40.975
Well, if you don't need
anything else from me...

00:20:40.999 --> 00:20:42.790
No. I don't think so.

00:20:42.814 --> 00:20:44.443
- Cool.
- Thank you again, Shred.

00:20:44.467 --> 00:20:45.716
- No problem.
- Uh, goodnight.

00:20:45.740 --> 00:20:46.770
Goodnight.

00:20:46.974 --> 00:20:48.123
Hey, Emily?

00:20:48.462 --> 00:20:51.026
- Hm?
- I hope you have a really good sleep tonight.

00:20:51.050 --> 00:20:52.405
You deserve it.

00:20:52.429 --> 00:20:53.429
Thanks.

00:21:05.208 --> 00:21:07.092
- Hi.
- How'd it go with Hot Vet?

00:21:07.116 --> 00:21:09.915
It's Collette, and she
knows about our competition.

00:21:10.042 --> 00:21:11.748
Really? And?

00:21:11.981 --> 00:21:13.555
And she's not into you.

00:21:13.816 --> 00:21:18.139
Oh, well I am nothing if not
gracious in defeat. Congratulations.

00:21:18.163 --> 00:21:20.428
Mm, sadly she's not into me either.

00:21:20.452 --> 00:21:23.059
Then she clearly has terrible
taste across all genders.

00:21:23.083 --> 00:21:24.841
Yeah. Her loss.

00:21:24.985 --> 00:21:26.656
Amen. I'll see you at work.

00:21:26.680 --> 00:21:27.921
See you at work.

00:21:28.350 --> 00:21:29.890
Hey, dummy, get over here.

00:21:29.914 --> 00:21:31.326
There's something I wanna show you.

00:21:31.350 --> 00:21:32.608
Coming, jack*.

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