WEBVTT 00:00:05.880 --> 00:00:07.507 I'm gonna be honest about something here. 00:00:08.383 --> 00:00:10.176 Homunculi freak me the fuck out. 00:00:10.260 --> 00:00:12.303 -Homunculi? -Yeah. 00:00:12.387 --> 00:00:15.973 It's plural for homunculus. It's a tiny miniature person. 00:00:16.057 --> 00:00:16.766 Yeah, I don't like what they're up to. 00:00:16.849 --> 00:00:19.268 I don't like what they fuckin' do. 00:00:19.352 --> 00:00:20.186 Hey, Doll Man, you ever meet him? 00:00:20.269 --> 00:00:22.939 Doll Man? -He turns small. 00:00:23.022 --> 00:00:24.482 He calls himself Doll Man? 00:00:24.565 --> 00:00:26.776 Yeah. Barrett M82? 00:00:26.859 --> 00:00:27.777 -Yep. -Nice. 00:00:27.860 --> 00:00:29.320 You ever seen a one-millimeter finger? 00:00:29.403 --> 00:00:31.572 Gives me the heebie-jeebies. 00:00:31.655 --> 00:00:33.699 Nobody told me I had to deal with fuckin' homunculi. 00:00:33.783 --> 00:00:35.618 Well, who's saying you gotta deal with them now? 00:00:35.701 --> 00:00:37.286 You kidding me? I found a miniature spaceship 00:00:37.369 --> 00:00:38.287 in the apartment of the chick I had sex with. 00:00:38.370 --> 00:00:40.164 You guys know. 00:00:40.247 --> 00:00:41.790 The one who was really into having sex with me, 00:00:41.874 --> 00:00:43.792 -she came like, four times? -We know who she is. 00:00:43.876 --> 00:00:46.295 We don't need to know how much she enjoyed having sex with you. 00:00:46.378 --> 00:00:48.088 -What if it's a clue? -It's not. 00:00:48.213 --> 00:00:49.965 Fair. I was just trying to slip it into conversation. 00:00:50.049 --> 00:00:51.383 Hope nobody noticed. My bad. 00:00:52.176 --> 00:00:52.759 Still, fuckin' hate homunculi. 00:00:52.843 --> 00:00:55.345 Where's this tiny spaceship now? 00:00:55.387 --> 00:00:56.513 Adebayo's desk, under my lunch. 00:00:56.513 --> 00:00:58.974 -John. -Oh, fuck. 00:00:59.057 --> 00:01:01.560 Oh, shit. Is Project Butterfly homunculi that team up 00:01:01.643 --> 00:01:03.353 with hard-bodied sluts that wanna control us? 00:01:03.437 --> 00:01:05.522 No, but who's the guy that's peeking out 00:01:05.605 --> 00:01:06.606 behind the trashcan? 00:01:08.525 --> 00:01:11.444 Fuck, it's-- it's Vigilante. He's trying to be helpful. 00:01:11.528 --> 00:01:13.947 Hey! Get outta here! 00:01:14.030 --> 00:01:16.825 What? I'm just looking from behind a trashcan. 00:01:16.866 --> 00:01:19.035 -It's a normal thing to do. -The hell it is! 00:01:19.119 --> 00:01:20.829 Are you a psychiatrist? 00:01:20.912 --> 00:01:23.206 What? Then don't tell me what's normal! 00:01:23.289 --> 00:01:25.291 Maybe my secret identity is a psychiatrist 00:01:25.375 --> 00:01:26.918 and I know what's normal. 00:01:27.001 --> 00:01:28.378 If you're a psychiatrist, we're all screwed. 00:01:28.461 --> 00:01:31.714 Get the fuck out of here! 00:01:31.798 --> 00:01:34.425 I was about to go, and then you had to say that. 00:01:34.676 --> 00:01:37.136 Now if I acquiesce, I'll look and feel small. 00:01:37.136 --> 00:01:39.097 Vij, bro, come on. Be cool. 00:01:39.180 --> 00:01:40.723 I just wanna make sure you're okay. 00:01:40.807 --> 00:01:42.808 -I don't trust these people. -I'm fine. 00:01:43.100 --> 00:01:46.020 Just remember, even if they end up being okay to "work with," 00:01:46.103 --> 00:01:47.647 they're still not gonna be good friends. 00:01:47.730 --> 00:01:50.649 And none of them is the type to be a best friend! 00:01:50.775 --> 00:01:51.609 Okay. 00:01:51.692 --> 00:01:56.071 I'm just chuckling even thinking about it. 00:01:56.155 --> 00:01:57.823 -Okay, bro. If one of them 00:01:57.865 --> 00:01:59.658 does become a friend, it should be her, 00:01:59.700 --> 00:02:00.659 because there's a bunch of rumors going around 00:02:00.701 --> 00:02:03.412 about you being racist, and, you know, 00:02:03.495 --> 00:02:05.247 -frankly, it's a little embarrassing for me. 00:02:05.247 --> 00:02:07.624 As if I become a racist by osmosis, 00:02:07.666 --> 00:02:09.877 even though I mostly kill white people, so... 00:02:10.502 --> 00:02:11.712 Catch you guys later. 00:02:12.880 --> 00:02:15.674 Isn't that guy wanted on multiple counts of murder? 00:02:15.799 --> 00:02:17.634 We have bigger fish to fry. We have a United States Senator 00:02:17.759 --> 00:02:19.970 to assassinate by the end of the day. 00:03:37.296 --> 00:03:39.256 Our target is Senator Royland Goff. 00:03:39.381 --> 00:03:40.924 He's mostly known for being a radical proponent 00:03:41.049 --> 00:03:42.175 of climate change. 00:03:42.259 --> 00:03:44.177 Okay, so we're gonna kill him 'cause climate change is a hoax? 00:03:44.219 --> 00:03:46.179 Why do all people that think pro wrestling is real 00:03:46.263 --> 00:03:47.848 think climate change is a hoax? 00:03:47.931 --> 00:03:50.684 -It's not a hoax. - Yeah, okay. 00:03:50.767 --> 00:03:52.644 Facebook's lying to me every day for no reason. 00:03:52.686 --> 00:03:55.689 Senator Goff is a butterfly, and we need to take him out. 00:03:56.690 --> 00:03:57.691 Next photo. 00:03:58.066 --> 00:03:59.776 -Fuck! 00:03:59.818 --> 00:04:01.194 What did-- Look at this! 00:04:01.319 --> 00:04:03.321 -Shit. I'm so sorry. 00:04:03.363 --> 00:04:05.323 -My wife sent it to me. -Your wife? Holy shit! 00:04:05.406 --> 00:04:07.033 Yes, my wife. Fuck, I'm so sorry... 00:04:07.116 --> 00:04:08.743 I had no idea Adebayo here was playing 00:04:08.743 --> 00:04:10.453 for the Washington Lickalotapusses! 00:04:10.536 --> 00:04:11.621 Did you, Murn? Did you-- 00:04:11.663 --> 00:04:13.122 Well, I didn't know that you was playing for the, 00:04:13.206 --> 00:04:14.165 I don't know, the fuckin' Milwaukee Roided-Up 00:04:14.290 --> 00:04:16.834 -Toilet Bowl Hats! -I'm not from Milwaukee! 00:04:16.918 --> 00:04:18.753 Well, I'm so sorry, sir. She just moved to a different hotel 00:04:18.836 --> 00:04:20.922 because Harcourt said that it would be dangerous if we stayed in the same suite. 00:04:21.005 --> 00:04:22.256 -Oh, shit! Oh, okay. 00:04:22.340 --> 00:04:24.425 -She just threw you under the bus! -So this is my fault now? 00:04:24.508 --> 00:04:26.761 No, it's just now Keeya thinks I chose this job over her. 00:04:26.886 --> 00:04:28.262 And we're experimenting with new forms of intimacy. 00:04:28.387 --> 00:04:30.264 And I didn't know that WhatsApp would just automatically 00:04:30.389 --> 00:04:31.766 -put this onto the device. -You're... 00:04:31.849 --> 00:04:32.933 Yeah, WhatsApp will do that 00:04:33.017 --> 00:04:34.935 if you don't change the settings. 00:04:35.019 --> 00:04:36.729 -Nobody told me! -Yeah, no shit. 00:04:37.688 --> 00:04:39.148 -It's not that fuckin' funny! 00:04:39.398 --> 00:04:39.732 -It is. -Dick. 00:04:39.732 --> 00:04:41.650 -Just continue, Leota. -Yes, sir. 00:04:41.692 --> 00:04:43.360 Whoo! 00:04:43.485 --> 00:04:45.237 Goff may be traveling with his family. 00:04:45.321 --> 00:04:46.864 That is a weird segue. 00:04:46.989 --> 00:04:48.407 We don't know yet whether or not 00:04:48.490 --> 00:04:50.784 his wife and children are butterflies. If so... 00:04:50.826 --> 00:04:52.327 you'll have to kill all of 'em. 00:04:53.745 --> 00:04:54.288 What? 00:04:54.371 --> 00:04:56.290 I thought you loved peace with all your heart, 00:04:56.331 --> 00:04:57.833 no matter how many men, women, and children 00:04:57.916 --> 00:04:59.167 you needed to kill to get it? 00:05:00.669 --> 00:05:02.129 Yes, I said that. I say that. 00:05:02.254 --> 00:05:03.463 And I-- I mean it. It's-- 00:05:03.588 --> 00:05:04.923 Like, that's the vow I took, but... 00:05:06.550 --> 00:05:07.425 Kids? 00:05:07.551 --> 00:05:09.177 Well, we aren't sure yet if they're butterflies. 00:05:09.177 --> 00:05:10.845 Okay, easy. This is the part where you tell me 00:05:10.845 --> 00:05:12.055 what the fuck a butterfly is. 00:05:12.097 --> 00:05:13.807 We're not here to answer your questions, Smith. 00:05:13.890 --> 00:05:16.184 So what is it, "Just trust us and shoot kids"? 00:05:16.226 --> 00:05:18.687 Come on, man, look how adorable that one is. 00:05:18.728 --> 00:05:20.188 The other one, not so much. 00:05:20.230 --> 00:05:22.190 He's got like a Children of the Corn vibe going on. 00:05:22.232 --> 00:05:24.150 Are you sure those two kids came out of those parents? 00:05:24.234 --> 00:05:26.528 That's an attractive couple, and that one looks like it came out of them, 00:05:26.653 --> 00:05:28.988 -but the other one looks like a butt baby. -A "butt baby"? 00:05:29.030 --> 00:05:31.199 Yeah, my older brother told me there's two types of babies. 00:05:31.366 --> 00:05:33.326 One that comes out of a woman's vagina, normal, 00:05:33.451 --> 00:05:35.203 and then butt babies, worse in every way. 00:05:35.286 --> 00:05:36.871 They come out of a woman's butt. 00:05:36.954 --> 00:05:39.582 You know, I believed I was a butt baby 00:05:39.582 --> 00:05:40.833 -until I was like, 14. -That explains a lot. 00:05:40.917 --> 00:05:42.168 What does this have to do with anything? 00:05:42.251 --> 00:05:43.836 Just because that's an unattractive child 00:05:43.920 --> 00:05:46.088 -doesn't mean I wanna kill it. -Your feelings are noted. 00:05:49.342 --> 00:05:52.219 This is Goff's bodyguard, goes by the name of Judomaster. 00:05:52.261 --> 00:05:53.929 The fuck's that guy gonna protect him from, 00:05:54.054 --> 00:05:56.098 -pink hearts and green clovers? -We understand he's dangerous. 00:05:56.223 --> 00:05:58.350 He-- he's two feet tall! 00:05:58.434 --> 00:06:00.394 We'll be on site in about ten minutes. 00:06:00.519 --> 00:06:02.187 Peacemaker and Harcourt will take out Goff, 00:06:02.271 --> 00:06:04.189 while Leota, John, and I work remotely. 00:06:04.273 --> 00:06:06.191 Don't terminate the kids or the wife 00:06:06.316 --> 00:06:07.526 until we tell you it's okay. 00:06:07.651 --> 00:06:09.403 -Any questions? Yes. 00:06:09.486 --> 00:06:11.822 Is scissoring real? I keep getting contradictory reports. 00:06:11.905 --> 00:06:14.658 I suspected you were a butt baby from the beginning. 00:06:15.200 --> 00:06:17.035 Oh, I'm all for it. 00:06:17.119 --> 00:06:19.288 One thing I'm in favor of, it's two chicks going at it. 00:06:19.371 --> 00:06:20.372 -Oh, geez. -What? I'm a fuckin' ally. 00:06:20.455 --> 00:06:23.667 Having a lesbian haircut doesn't make you an ally. 00:06:23.750 --> 00:06:26.503 You haven't seen my porn folder, 400 gigs of alliance. 00:06:27.921 --> 00:06:30.632 Hey, uh, where's the dove of peace? 00:06:30.715 --> 00:06:32.384 -The what? -The dove of peace, 00:06:32.467 --> 00:06:33.885 my trademark. 00:06:33.927 --> 00:06:36.221 It's engraved on all my weapons, my tomahawk, my sword, 00:06:36.304 --> 00:06:37.722 my blowdarts, my pistol! 00:06:37.806 --> 00:06:40.058 You wanted us to stop and take the sniper rifle 00:06:40.183 --> 00:06:42.060 to an engraver and put a dove of peace on it? 00:06:43.019 --> 00:06:44.854 Uh, yeah! This is fucked up! 00:06:46.189 --> 00:06:48.650 I don't think I can kill someone with something that doesn't have 00:06:48.733 --> 00:06:49.817 the dove of peace on it. 00:06:54.155 --> 00:06:55.948 Fuck. Every time I draw a dove of peace, 00:06:55.990 --> 00:06:57.033 it looks like a ghost. 00:07:14.049 --> 00:07:15.384 Fuck! 00:07:15.468 --> 00:07:18.095 So, why don't you just tell him what butterflies are? 00:07:18.220 --> 00:07:20.014 I don't trust him. Do you? 00:07:20.764 --> 00:07:21.932 I guess not. 00:07:23.392 --> 00:07:26.520 We need Peacemaker to stop questioning us. 00:07:26.562 --> 00:07:29.314 He's stubborn, but he also has a deep need to belong. 00:07:29.356 --> 00:07:30.899 We can use that to our advantage. 00:07:31.650 --> 00:07:33.318 -Cool. -Toss me a screw. 00:07:38.949 --> 00:07:39.950 So, uh... 00:07:42.244 --> 00:07:46.456 they say you've done, like, some real hardcore shit. 00:07:46.498 --> 00:07:49.584 I'm trying to do what I can to make up for my past. 00:07:52.087 --> 00:07:53.296 Things I've done make me... 00:07:55.799 --> 00:07:56.758 sad. 00:07:57.884 --> 00:07:59.302 There. 00:07:59.386 --> 00:08:01.596 That's a feeling of mine I just shared with you. 00:08:02.597 --> 00:08:03.223 Cool. 00:08:04.057 --> 00:08:06.392 It is cool, 'cause I've never done it before. 00:08:08.394 --> 00:08:11.356 -Never done what before? -Shared a feeling. 00:08:11.397 --> 00:08:14.317 Come on. You've never shared any feeling? 00:08:14.400 --> 00:08:16.194 No. -Like, you've never even said, 00:08:16.319 --> 00:08:18.863 -"Oh, my God, I'm hungry"? -No. 00:08:19.447 --> 00:08:21.866 You've never said, uh, "It's chilly in here"? 00:08:21.949 --> 00:08:23.784 Is "chilly" a feeling? 00:08:23.951 --> 00:08:25.536 -Yeah, I think so. -No. 00:08:25.578 --> 00:08:28.622 Come on, you've never said you've felt chilly? 00:08:28.664 --> 00:08:31.584 Why? Think I'm some weak-ass girly-man who needs 00:08:31.625 --> 00:08:33.669 a poofy jacket or a little blanky? 00:08:33.752 --> 00:08:35.379 You gonna bring me a baby pacifier 00:08:35.421 --> 00:08:38.048 -for that wittle bwanky, John? -No. 00:08:39.216 --> 00:08:40.634 That's how I thought of it in the past. 00:08:41.385 --> 00:08:45.097 Now I'm becoming a deeper, more well-rounded individual. 00:08:45.180 --> 00:08:46.682 In fact, I'm a little chilly right now. 00:08:46.765 --> 00:08:48.308 -You are? No. 00:08:48.350 --> 00:08:51.103 But I saw it as an opportunity for growth to say I was. 00:08:52.855 --> 00:08:56.149 Uh, okay. Looks like we're good to go. 00:09:41.611 --> 00:09:43.321 Those ones are empty calories. 00:09:56.709 --> 00:09:59.336 Here they come. Here they come. 00:10:01.171 --> 00:10:03.257 We got the Berenstein Bears in the Mercedes. 00:10:03.257 --> 00:10:05.968 Papa Bear, Mama Bear, Brother Bear, and Sister Bear 00:10:06.051 --> 00:10:07.386 all accounted for. 00:10:10.764 --> 00:10:12.933 We've got a bodyguard and Cobra Kai 00:10:13.016 --> 00:10:14.893 -in a Cadillac Escalade. -Copy. 00:10:17.271 --> 00:10:18.689 Uh, it's Berenstain Bears. 00:10:19.523 --> 00:10:20.482 What? 00:10:20.524 --> 00:10:22.651 The children's books, it's Berenstain Bears, 00:10:22.734 --> 00:10:23.860 not Berenstein Bears. 00:10:23.985 --> 00:10:26.321 Dude, I grew up on those books. 00:10:26.363 --> 00:10:27.656 It's Berenstein Bears. 00:10:27.781 --> 00:10:29.950 Mm, absolutely not. It's actually named 00:10:30.033 --> 00:10:31.910 after the creators, Stan and Jan Berens-- 00:10:31.952 --> 00:10:34.287 -Does this fuckin' matter? -No, sir. 00:10:37.290 --> 00:10:39.292 It's Berenstein. 00:10:39.417 --> 00:10:40.752 I don't mean to correct you, sir, but it-- 00:10:40.794 --> 00:10:41.878 Shut up. 00:11:00.813 --> 00:11:02.857 Mercedes and Escalade have landed. 00:11:09.947 --> 00:11:11.532 Oh, little rug rats are here. 00:11:12.616 --> 00:11:15.411 There she is. The macaroni monster! 00:11:15.452 --> 00:11:17.121 -The macaroni... -Kid's not as ugly in person. 00:11:17.788 --> 00:11:19.415 Still looks weird, though. 00:11:21.333 --> 00:11:22.543 Is your target in sight? 00:11:25.337 --> 00:11:27.881 -He's playing with the kids. Kids, it's time for bed now. 00:11:27.923 --> 00:11:29.466 Is Goff in sight? 00:11:29.800 --> 00:11:30.717 Nope. 00:11:31.718 --> 00:11:33.554 Now? -No. 00:11:33.679 --> 00:11:35.013 Take your shot when he's clear. 00:11:35.055 --> 00:11:36.723 Yeah, I know, dude. Shut the fuck up, okay? 00:11:36.765 --> 00:11:38.141 They're about to enter the house. 00:11:38.225 --> 00:11:39.309 I know what he's about to do. 00:11:39.309 --> 00:11:40.268 I still don't have a goddamn shot! 00:11:40.352 --> 00:11:42.104 If you don't get him now, Smith, we'll probably 00:11:42.104 --> 00:11:43.855 -have to wait till morning. -Yeah, that's not helping me 00:11:43.980 --> 00:11:46.024 make the big motherfucker in front of him disappear, okay? 00:11:46.149 --> 00:11:47.442 You want me to take him out too? 00:11:50.487 --> 00:11:52.364 -No. Okay, stop right there. 00:11:52.697 --> 00:11:53.782 Fuck. 00:11:55.408 --> 00:11:56.910 All right, hook a brother up. 00:11:56.951 --> 00:11:59.079 -No. Okay. 00:11:59.120 --> 00:12:00.789 -I don't need the carbs anyway. -I noticed. 00:12:03.958 --> 00:12:05.043 Look, they're in the window. 00:12:13.968 --> 00:12:14.761 What the fuck? 00:12:16.012 --> 00:12:18.264 I think the whole family is butterflies. 00:12:18.389 --> 00:12:19.849 -Why? -The second they were out 00:12:19.932 --> 00:12:21.809 of the bodyguards' sight, their demeanor changed. 00:12:21.851 --> 00:12:24.061 They dropped the pretense of being a playful family. 00:12:24.186 --> 00:12:25.896 They're politicians, right? 00:12:26.022 --> 00:12:27.398 Maybe the whole happy family thing 00:12:27.523 --> 00:12:29.191 is just what they do in public. 00:12:29.316 --> 00:12:31.110 I don't think that's what it was. Did you see them? 00:12:31.152 --> 00:12:32.945 I don't know. Maybe they're just weird. I th-- 00:12:32.987 --> 00:12:34.488 I'm not cool with any of this shit anyway. 00:12:34.613 --> 00:12:36.198 I don't know why we're fucking killing these people, okay? 00:12:36.240 --> 00:12:37.950 A Sharpie dove of peace isn't a legitimate dove. 00:12:38.033 --> 00:12:40.077 -What? -This fuckin' thing! 00:12:40.411 --> 00:12:42.162 I'm not a fuckin' drawer, okay? 00:12:42.287 --> 00:12:43.122 Calm down, Peacemaker. 00:12:43.247 --> 00:12:45.249 We're not killing anyone who doesn't deserve it. 00:12:45.374 --> 00:12:46.583 I'm not Amanda Waller. 00:12:50.754 --> 00:12:52.923 Guess we'll just have to wait until morning. 00:13:46.809 --> 00:13:50.479 So... how'd you get in this line of work? 00:13:53.190 --> 00:13:54.984 How did you get into this line of work? 00:13:56.986 --> 00:13:57.945 My old man, I guess. 00:13:59.154 --> 00:13:59.905 -Dads. 00:14:03.617 --> 00:14:05.786 Mine got me my first Glock when I was 12. 00:14:06.620 --> 00:14:08.747 -Which one? -Mm, the 20. 00:14:09.706 --> 00:14:11.917 That's a lot of gun for a little girl. 00:14:12.042 --> 00:14:14.336 I was a lot of little girl for a gun. 00:14:18.840 --> 00:14:20.217 How'd you end up working for Waller? 00:14:20.258 --> 00:14:21.551 What is this, 20 questions? 00:14:25.347 --> 00:14:27.349 After high school, I joined the CIA, 00:14:27.599 --> 00:14:30.018 spent a couple years in the DEO, then ARGUS, 00:14:30.143 --> 00:14:31.186 that's where Waller found me. 00:14:31.811 --> 00:14:33.229 And now, 00:14:34.147 --> 00:14:36.107 here I am, living the dream, 00:14:37.150 --> 00:14:38.985 about to assassinate a couple of children. 00:14:56.127 --> 00:14:57.920 Um... 00:14:58.045 --> 00:15:00.673 Hey, can you, uh, can you watch for a second? I gotta go... 00:15:00.673 --> 00:15:02.925 -Sure, yeah. Yeah, totally. -...take a break. 00:15:03.968 --> 00:15:05.594 Yeah. 00:15:17.439 --> 00:15:18.524 Psst! 00:15:19.149 --> 00:15:19.817 Psst! Hey! 00:15:21.527 --> 00:15:22.361 Hey, dude. 00:15:22.695 --> 00:15:24.154 That was a really interesting conversation 00:15:24.154 --> 00:15:27.116 -that you guys had. -The fuck you doing here, man? 00:15:27.157 --> 00:15:29.451 I followed you guys in my Vigilante-mobile. 00:15:29.493 --> 00:15:30.786 When'd you get a Vigilante-mobile? 00:15:30.827 --> 00:15:33.622 -You've been in it. -The Sebring? 00:15:33.705 --> 00:15:34.957 Can you believe this motherfucker? 00:15:35.040 --> 00:15:36.249 Oh, my God. 00:15:36.375 --> 00:15:37.668 Is that the fuckin' trashcan guy? 00:15:37.668 --> 00:15:38.877 What do you want me to do? 00:15:38.919 --> 00:15:41.004 Paint it purple and put a big red V on the hood? 00:15:41.088 --> 00:15:42.756 -I'd get instantly pulled over. -No, just don't call it 00:15:42.881 --> 00:15:45.091 a fuckin' Vigilante-mobile. It's a Sebring. 00:15:45.217 --> 00:15:46.593 What? Fuck! 00:15:50.555 --> 00:15:52.974 We know he's there, Peacemaker. 00:15:53.016 --> 00:15:55.810 Dude, they know you're here. Get out of the bushes. 00:15:55.810 --> 00:15:57.979 I don't know what you're talking about. 00:15:58.021 --> 00:15:59.689 What is he supposed to be, a talking bush? 00:15:59.689 --> 00:16:01.524 I-- I don't even understand what he's trying to do. 00:16:02.942 --> 00:16:04.861 Fuck. 00:16:06.404 --> 00:16:07.322 Vigilante needs to stay there with you. 00:16:07.405 --> 00:16:09.657 I don't want him going out and fucking this up. 00:16:10.908 --> 00:16:12.577 -Dude. -What? 00:16:13.786 --> 00:16:15.079 You're a fucking clown. 00:16:26.882 --> 00:16:28.843 All right, that's definitely photoshopped. 00:16:28.884 --> 00:16:31.303 No, it's not. It says it right. "Berenstain." 00:16:31.470 --> 00:16:35.724 A-I, like "ain." Berenstain. 00:16:40.354 --> 00:16:42.022 Why don't we just take out the bodyguards 00:16:42.147 --> 00:16:43.315 and storm inside? 00:16:43.440 --> 00:16:46.110 The bodyguards are probably just innocents hired to protect them. 00:16:46.151 --> 00:16:48.654 Right, okay. Is that the answer? 00:16:51.281 --> 00:16:52.241 Shit. 00:16:55.952 --> 00:16:58.914 The Berenstain Bears are in the dining room. 00:17:01.208 --> 00:17:02.417 Copy that. I don't have eyes. 00:17:03.585 --> 00:17:05.337 Peacemaker, do you have a shot on Papa Bear? 00:17:08.089 --> 00:17:09.382 Not quite yet. 00:17:10.675 --> 00:17:12.844 -They're butterflies. -How do you know? 00:17:18.641 --> 00:17:20.059 What the fuck? 00:17:21.811 --> 00:17:24.355 Uh, there's some sort of purple things 00:17:24.480 --> 00:17:26.858 -growing out of their mouths. -Peacemaker, take 'em out! 00:17:26.941 --> 00:17:29.777 -Even the kids? Yes! All four bears, now! 00:17:29.861 --> 00:17:32.613 If you have a shot, terminate 'em immediately! 00:17:38.119 --> 00:17:39.787 - Fuck. Peacemaker, goddamn it, 00:17:39.829 --> 00:17:42.373 -take the shot! -I don't know if I can hit them. 00:17:42.373 --> 00:17:44.041 They're clear. Take the shot. 00:17:51.423 --> 00:17:53.050 You should've put a dove on the gun! Fuck! 00:17:53.092 --> 00:17:55.553 Take a breath, Smith. Steady yourself. 00:17:56.262 --> 00:17:57.388 Goddamn it! 00:17:58.305 --> 00:18:00.391 Waller gave us a killer who can't kill! 00:18:07.314 --> 00:18:09.608 Hey, dude, move over for a sec. 00:18:25.790 --> 00:18:26.875 Mama Bear, out. 00:18:29.961 --> 00:18:32.756 -Billy Bear, out. 00:18:37.093 --> 00:18:38.344 Susie Bear, out. 00:18:43.349 --> 00:18:46.519 And now, Papa Bear, ou-- 00:18:54.610 --> 00:18:55.945 Kiai! 00:18:56.487 --> 00:18:57.572 What's "kiai"? 00:18:57.655 --> 00:19:00.616 It's a martial arts term, it means convergence of energy. 00:19:00.658 --> 00:19:02.994 Judomaster. Harcourt, do you copy? 00:19:16.882 --> 00:19:19.677 Harcourt, Peacemaker, do you copy? 00:19:19.760 --> 00:19:21.387 Oh, shit! 00:19:29.436 --> 00:19:31.313 -Do you copy? 00:19:35.108 --> 00:19:36.109 Fuck. 00:19:45.744 --> 00:19:46.703 Adebayo. 00:19:49.789 --> 00:19:54.252 John, watch the front gate. Make sure no one leaves. 00:19:55.378 --> 00:19:57.755 -How am I supposed to stop 'em? -Any way you can! 00:19:57.839 --> 00:20:00.258 If anyone lets 'em know what we're up to here, 00:20:00.341 --> 00:20:01.426 we're fucked! 00:20:06.055 --> 00:20:08.516 Obviously, he feels anger. 00:20:24.448 --> 00:20:25.491 -Shit. 00:20:25.616 --> 00:20:25.908 Fuck, dude! -Sorry. 00:20:32.957 --> 00:20:35.042 Uh, no. No, fuck this. No way. 00:20:35.125 --> 00:20:37.753 It's over. You won. Fair fight. I got-- I gotta go. Fuck! 00:20:39.088 --> 00:20:41.256 No, no, no, no! 00:20:50.057 --> 00:20:50.807 Kiai! 00:20:55.437 --> 00:20:58.190 Let's get them inside. 00:21:07.073 --> 00:21:08.950 Stay right there. 00:21:10.243 --> 00:21:11.745 Oh, shit. 00:21:13.872 --> 00:21:15.457 -Who are you? Oh, Jesus. 00:21:15.582 --> 00:21:17.083 I don't want you to get hurt. Just stay there. 00:21:17.125 --> 00:21:18.585 Drop your weapon. 00:21:22.005 --> 00:21:23.339 All right, I'm cool. 00:21:25.717 --> 00:21:28.720 -You work for Royland Goff? -Yes. 00:21:30.847 --> 00:21:31.722 You one of them? 00:21:31.848 --> 00:21:35.476 -One of what? -Adebayo, what are you doing? 00:21:35.560 --> 00:21:37.270 -Take care of it. -Take care of what? 00:21:37.353 --> 00:21:40.940 I'm-- I'm not one of anything. I'm former Secret Service and-- 00:21:41.023 --> 00:21:42.817 -I don't think he's one of them. -It doesn't matter. 00:21:42.942 --> 00:21:44.402 He's seen us! 00:21:44.527 --> 00:21:46.362 And Peacemaker needs our help, now! 00:21:46.362 --> 00:21:48.823 Listen, I-- I-- I haven't seen anything, okay? 00:21:48.948 --> 00:21:50.991 My wife's name is Marianne-- 00:21:51.116 --> 00:21:54.036 -Why are you prolonging this? -We've been married 16 years. 00:21:54.119 --> 00:21:55.996 -People are depending on us! -We have three kids. 00:21:56.080 --> 00:21:58.040 -Mason, Declan, and Jaden. -We don't have a goddamn choice! 00:21:58.040 --> 00:21:59.958 -Adebayo, what the fuck? -I love them more than anything 00:22:00.042 --> 00:22:02.336 in the world. Don't do this! 00:22:12.304 --> 00:22:15.182 -I'm sorry. I-- 00:22:15.223 --> 00:22:16.516 I've never killed anyone. 00:22:16.516 --> 00:22:19.060 Well, your streak's still going. 00:22:20.228 --> 00:22:21.688 Make sure he's clean. 00:22:21.688 --> 00:22:23.273 Murn will want a sample if he's not. 00:22:38.538 --> 00:22:39.664 Oh, God. 00:22:49.257 --> 00:22:51.134 Hey. 00:22:51.717 --> 00:22:53.678 Oh, good. Harcourt. 00:22:53.719 --> 00:22:55.721 Peacemaker isn't here. Can you track him? 00:22:56.222 --> 00:22:57.139 Yeah. 00:22:58.849 --> 00:23:01.018 He's in the house. His heart's still beating. 00:23:35.260 --> 00:23:37.179 Try the side door. 00:23:41.183 --> 00:23:42.767 The bodyguard wasn't a butterfly. 00:23:43.643 --> 00:23:44.644 Great. 00:23:53.945 --> 00:23:58.575 You're fuckin' adorable. I want to put you in my pocket. 00:23:58.575 --> 00:24:00.910 I want to take you home, play with you with my GI Joes. 00:24:00.994 --> 00:24:02.745 Just don't fuck Chewbacca. Here's a little-known fact. 00:24:02.787 --> 00:24:05.081 Wookies have teeth on their asshole. That's canon. 00:24:05.164 --> 00:24:06.916 Hey, and remember to wave when I put you away 00:24:07.000 --> 00:24:08.584 in my special box, 'cause if you get stuck in there, 00:24:08.584 --> 00:24:10.795 -you'll suffocate. -Fuck you. 00:24:10.795 --> 00:24:13.673 You remind me of a shit I took last night, only Asian. 00:24:13.881 --> 00:24:16.133 Oh, big man. 00:24:17.134 --> 00:24:19.553 Hey, nice costume, bro. Little tight. 00:24:19.679 --> 00:24:21.263 You can count the veins in your dick. 00:24:22.056 --> 00:24:24.725 Big, swole man. So tough. 00:24:24.892 --> 00:24:27.103 You know, I'm gonna keep you around, 00:24:27.103 --> 00:24:28.521 in case I snap my Achilles tendon, 00:24:28.604 --> 00:24:30.231 I'll replace it with your whole fuckin' body. 00:24:30.314 --> 00:24:31.774 That way, you can help me flex my toes 00:24:31.857 --> 00:24:33.442 for the rest of my life. Thank you. 00:24:34.860 --> 00:24:36.153 Remember when I fucked you up? 00:24:37.821 --> 00:24:39.573 What you eatin' there, Flamin' Hot Cheetos? 00:24:40.783 --> 00:24:41.742 Yes. 00:24:43.869 --> 00:24:44.953 -Want some? Yeah. 00:24:50.709 --> 00:24:52.919 Ow, fuck. All right. Fuck, I-- I get it. 00:24:53.003 --> 00:24:54.338 Fuck, man! 00:24:54.421 --> 00:24:55.756 What the fuck do they put in Cheetos? 00:24:55.839 --> 00:24:57.924 - Seriously, stop! 00:24:58.258 --> 00:24:59.342 Fuck! 00:26:01.695 --> 00:26:03.322 Take the tunnel to the forest. 00:26:03.530 --> 00:26:04.990 From there, get to Glan Tai, let them know 00:26:04.990 --> 00:26:06.909 -what's occurred here. -Yes. 00:26:32.434 --> 00:26:35.728 Oh, shit. We're over them. There's a basement. 00:26:36.813 --> 00:26:37.814 Where the hell's the door? 00:27:18.812 --> 00:27:19.897 Fuck. 00:27:22.316 --> 00:27:24.693 Wait, wait. Wait, wait, no, no, no! 00:27:29.489 --> 00:27:31.533 -What are you doing? -If I keep changing 00:27:31.533 --> 00:27:33.493 my facial expressions, he won't be able 00:27:33.577 --> 00:27:34.911 to recognize me in a lineup! 00:27:36.288 --> 00:27:38.665 You need to tell me what you know, how you know it, 00:27:38.748 --> 00:27:40.500 and who sent you. Otherwise, you will know pain 00:27:40.584 --> 00:27:42.544 -unlike ever before. -I'm not telling you shit! 00:27:48.258 --> 00:27:49.884 Fuck! 00:27:49.968 --> 00:27:51.511 Does that change your mind? 00:27:51.594 --> 00:27:53.638 Sorry, pal, not for sale. 00:27:53.930 --> 00:27:55.431 -What? -Give it all you got! 00:27:55.431 --> 00:27:59.227 No, no, no, no! 00:28:01.437 --> 00:28:02.981 How do you like that? 00:28:02.981 --> 00:28:05.358 I like it. I like it a lot. I don't give a fuck! 00:28:05.441 --> 00:28:06.818 You're not gonna break me, motherfucker! 00:28:06.901 --> 00:28:08.694 Oh, good God, no! No, no, no, no, no, p-- 00:28:08.778 --> 00:28:12.740 Oh, fuck. 00:28:15.910 --> 00:28:18.412 Goddamn it! 00:28:22.458 --> 00:28:23.376 Peel off the back and put it on the door. 00:28:38.724 --> 00:28:41.143 Fuck! 00:28:41.977 --> 00:28:43.187 What is it? 00:28:43.270 --> 00:28:46.732 Experimental ARGUS device, an adhesive explosive. 00:28:46.815 --> 00:28:48.525 I just have to link it up to this program. 00:28:52.362 --> 00:28:54.072 Why are you licking it? 00:28:54.156 --> 00:28:56.575 I thought it was an adhesive, like an envelope. 00:28:56.658 --> 00:28:59.077 You just have to peel off the back and stick it on there. 00:28:59.161 --> 00:29:00.745 I'm sorry, I just-- Ugh. 00:29:16.135 --> 00:29:17.095 Hey. 00:29:18.346 --> 00:29:20.431 Aren't you Gut Chase's younger brother? 00:29:20.515 --> 00:29:22.558 The one who was playing D&D all the time? 00:29:23.977 --> 00:29:26.521 Since then I've turned my body into an instrument of vengeance. 00:29:27.397 --> 00:29:28.815 Dude, that's admirable. 00:29:28.898 --> 00:29:30.358 Your body's way more toned than it used to be. 00:29:30.441 --> 00:29:32.401 - Thanks. -I mean, you were always wiry, 00:29:32.485 --> 00:29:34.320 but solid frame. Good foundation, I guess. 00:29:34.403 --> 00:29:35.613 -Yeah. 00:29:35.696 --> 00:29:37.281 Hey, hey. 00:29:37.365 --> 00:29:39.909 Don't worry. I'm not giving this guy anything. 00:29:41.452 --> 00:29:43.662 Uh, maybe you could just give him a little? 00:29:51.629 --> 00:29:53.380 Oh, you fucking fucker. 00:29:55.257 --> 00:29:59.094 Fuck! Fuck. 00:29:59.178 --> 00:30:01.305 No, not the fucking car, you little fucker! 00:30:01.388 --> 00:30:06.977 So, pure pain couldn't get you to talk. 00:30:07.060 --> 00:30:10.522 What about the fear of losing something more permanent, 00:30:10.605 --> 00:30:13.567 like a toe? I'll start with his pinky. 00:30:13.650 --> 00:30:16.403 What? My pinky? Why me again? 00:30:16.486 --> 00:30:20.115 This one's obviously the alpha, more likely to have knowledge. 00:30:20.115 --> 00:30:23.868 And humans are, above all, creatures of empathy. 00:30:23.952 --> 00:30:24.828 The best way to get them to talk 00:30:24.828 --> 00:30:26.579 is to hurt the ones they love most. 00:30:26.621 --> 00:30:27.622 -What? -Fuck it! 00:30:27.706 --> 00:30:29.290 Cut off all his toes, I don't care! 00:30:30.375 --> 00:30:31.835 Dude, if someone doesn't have their pinky toe, 00:30:31.918 --> 00:30:33.169 they'd fall over! 00:30:33.253 --> 00:30:35.130 It's the most important toe in the human body! 00:30:35.213 --> 00:30:36.172 I don't think that's true. 00:30:36.256 --> 00:30:39.384 Well, it is. I read it on the internet! 00:30:52.855 --> 00:30:57.193 God! 00:30:59.278 --> 00:31:02.531 -Ugh. No! 00:31:13.834 --> 00:31:15.294 Worked in the lab, damn it. 00:31:15.377 --> 00:31:17.963 Why is it not coming off? 00:31:18.047 --> 00:31:21.049 'Cause your blades are dull as fuck, man! 00:31:21.133 --> 00:31:23.886 Why don't you maintain your torture shit? 00:31:23.969 --> 00:31:25.804 -Jesus fucking Christ! 00:31:38.733 --> 00:31:41.111 I guess it's not working. 00:32:21.984 --> 00:32:22.943 No! 00:32:24.570 --> 00:32:25.905 -Peace out, motherfucker. 00:32:33.037 --> 00:32:35.873 Oh. Oh. Holy shit. 00:32:37.416 --> 00:32:38.417 Oh, my God. 00:32:40.210 --> 00:32:41.837 Fuck. 00:32:51.888 --> 00:32:53.640 Oh. 00:32:54.641 --> 00:32:55.517 Oh, shit. 00:32:57.310 --> 00:32:58.270 Fuck. 00:33:05.568 --> 00:33:07.696 -Ugh. 00:33:13.243 --> 00:33:14.619 Hey, stop where you are! 00:33:21.292 --> 00:33:22.877 Ah, fuck. I said stop! 00:33:37.808 --> 00:33:39.727 Oh, come on. Really? 00:33:52.197 --> 00:33:57.494 Whoo! 00:33:58.328 --> 00:33:59.621 Economos, motherfucker. 00:34:01.457 --> 00:34:02.499 Yeah. 00:34:03.167 --> 00:34:04.376 Kiai! 00:34:04.459 --> 00:34:05.836 -Are you all right? 00:34:05.836 --> 00:34:08.130 Yeah. 00:34:15.762 --> 00:34:17.597 Are you all right? 00:34:20.892 --> 00:34:22.143 We're coming, Smith! 00:34:22.852 --> 00:34:25.855 We're trying! 00:34:27.732 --> 00:34:29.109 Hey, what'd you say your name was again? 00:34:29.484 --> 00:34:31.611 Adrian. 00:34:31.694 --> 00:34:33.863 I need to put my mask back on in case they come down. 00:35:27.666 --> 00:35:30.127 Oh. Project Butterfly. 00:37:10.809 --> 00:37:12.727 -Dude. -What? 00:37:12.769 --> 00:37:15.605 If you fuck up this mission, I will kill your fuckin' family. 00:37:15.688 --> 00:37:17.732 Oh, okay. Good luck. 00:37:17.857 --> 00:37:19.025 A little late for that. 00:37:20.693 --> 00:37:21.778 You guys got beer?