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Hey, Valley Viewers!

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It's my favorite time
of the year, Christmas time!

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And I'm gonna tell you
a story about a family,

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but not just any family.

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They're supervillains!

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So, grab some cocoa
and hang on to your candy canes,

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because this is "How
the Villains Stole Christmas."

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It all happened
one Christmas Eve,

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not so long ago in Centropolis,

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a city where superheroes
and supervillains

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roam the streets
amongst ordinary people.

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And where those villains
strive to make

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everyone's life miserable.
And this night before Christmas

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was no different...

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All right, the sun just set!

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That means it's officially
Christmas Eve!

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Ah, my favorite
night of the year!

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Yeah, because we get
to steal all these
great decorations to admire.

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Huh?

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I mean, light on fire.

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We're villains. Christmas bad!

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Most importantly,
it's time for Onyx's annual
"Ruin Christmas Challenge"!

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That's right!
Tonight, every villain competes

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to find the best way
to ruin Christmas

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for this city
of unsuspecting saps!

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Oh, I can't wait
to bah their humbugs!

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Yeah, and even though
I don't have
my villain power yet,

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I'm finally old enough
to compete this year!

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I can't wait to see sad people
and think, "I did that!"

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Aw! Look who's finally
tall enough to ride the ride.

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Chaos, I didn't want
to do this to you,

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but you leave me no choice.

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He has an imaginary friend
named Laura.

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He eats with her,
tells her jokes,

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and on certain occasions,
I've caught him kissing her.

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Please tell me you left
after the kissing.

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I wish I had.

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Anyway, I am sure
to win the Onyx's challenge,

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because I have
the kids with powers,

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and you have the cute,
but useless one.

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Hey! Number Three
is a great kid!

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I'm glad I lost that coin toss!

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Mom, I have the perfect idea!

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The Centropolis Christmas tree
lighting ceremony is tonight.

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We should steal the tree
before they get

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the chance to light it.

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People look forward
to that tree lighting all year!

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Oh, that's the perfect
thing to ruin.

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Right up there
with funerals and weddings.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, that is a great idea.

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Imagine everyone's faces
when the curtains part

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to reveal their glorious
holiday tree is missing.

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It'll ruin Christmas
for the whole city!

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Okay, what are we gonna do
with a 30-foot Christmas tree?

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Keep it in here! This place
could use a little cheer.

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Our main decoration is mildew.

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All right, while you're
all doing your
little gardening project,

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Number Three and I
will be kicking back,
'cause we've already

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-finished our plan.
-That's right, we did.

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That would've been
more impressive if I hadn't

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watched you
awkwardly practice it
for six hours straight.

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Every year,
there is one hot ticket
Christmas gift item

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that every parent
must have for their child,
and this year,

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it's this go-kart!

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Whoo-hoo!

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And the best part
is no one will be able
to get their hands on one,

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because we already
cleaned out the entire
stock of go-karts

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from every store in town.

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-Can I switch teams?
-No!

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Their plan is cute,
but it doesn't come close

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to stealing the biggest
Christmas tree in the city.

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Really? 'Cause I think
the go-kart thing is--

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Ours is better!

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We'll see.
May the best villain win!

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Mwah-ha-ha!

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Eh, don't ya mean,
"Mwah-ho-ho"?

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Please don't ruin this.

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So while Kraniac
and Number Three set out

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to ruin Christmas
by preventing parents

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from buying their kids
the must-have holiday gift,

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Havoc, Surge, and Chaos
were off to steal

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the Centropolis
Christmas tree.

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And just to be clear,
I'm only reading the story.

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I do not endorse
this kind of behavior!

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Look at all these dopes!

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"Oh, we have to see the tree!"
Spoiler alert: It's a tree.

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And she is gorgeous.

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You know, maybe you
should just date the tree.

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At least it's real!

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Perhaps your brother's right

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and we're not getting
what all the hype is about.

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Nope, still a stupid tree.

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OK, uh, Chaos,

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let's grab the tree and go!

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I'll make sure
no one's looking.

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Ew!

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What do you think you're doing?

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Uh, I think
the real question is,
what are you doing?

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Shouldn't you be
at the mall asking Santa
for Taylor Swift tickets

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and glittery eyeshadow?

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It's funny,
'cause she's a tween!

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Oh, look who's got jokes.
Are you a supervillain

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or a reject from open mic night
at the Chuckle Hut?

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Get lost, kid, we're busy.

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Don't call me kid,
my name's Savannah.

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Well, whatever your name is,
can I borrow your mittens

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to lift this thing?
I can't afford
to get a splinter.

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I do villain hand modeling
on the side.

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Pretty sad you think
these would fit you.

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Although, you do
have dainty fingers.

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And I'm not letting you get away
with stealing our city's tree!

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My family comes to this
tree lighting every year!

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You'll ruin Christmas!

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Oh, from your lips
to Onyx's ears.

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Um, this tree is gonna be ours,

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and we're not letting some
yappy twerp get in our way.

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That's it. I'm gonna go
find a police officer.

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Or maybe a superhero!

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Havoc, stop her!

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Don't worry,
I got this, with a little
holiday vocal manipulation.

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Officer! I need your help!

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I need my diaper changed!

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What I'm trying to say is,
I made a Christmas messy!

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Okay, I got it!

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Should I put it in the "trunk"?

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Yeah, I'm starting to see
why your girlfriend
is imaginary.

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Must feel weird
to be out of uniform.

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Yeah, I feel so boring
and unremarkable.

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Is this what it's like
to be you?

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Shh! You hear that?

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The sound of bad parenting?
Loud and clear.

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No, it's the sweet sound
of all these fools

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desperately searching
for this year's must-have gift.

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And with every store
comes more disappointment!

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It's beautiful!

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What's going on here?

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You know how someone
stole all the smart go-karts

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that everyone wanted
off the shelves?

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Actually, they stole them
before they hit the shelves.

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I heard.

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Well, this store has one left.
The display model.

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-So they're raffling it off.
-Wait, what?

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I'm buying a ton
of raffle tickets.

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That way, even if the elf
doesn't pull mine,

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I can at least give my kid
a receipt with a note
that says, "I tried."

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Did you hear that?
You forgot the display model!

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No! I was lookout.
You forgot the display model!

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Well, part of being a lookout
is to be on the lookout

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for any go-karts left behind,
like the display model!

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Oh, I'm sorry, I was
probably too distracted by you

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rattling off your
famous villain catchphrase:

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"Is anyone coming?
Is anyone coming?"

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Okay, look, if we are gonna
win Onyx's challenge,

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we have to ruin Christmas
for everyone,

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which means we have to get
our hands on that last go-kart,

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or one kid is gonna
unwrap it tomorrow morning

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and have a merry Christmas.
Now, are you in?

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Sure. I mean, you've already
ruined my childhood,

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why not ruin someone else's?

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You know, I think
I'm starting to get

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all this Christmas tree hype.
Do you smell that?

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all this Christmas tree hype.
Do you smell that?

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The sweet scent of
a freshly cut Douglas fir?

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Mm, no. The sweet scent
of a freshly stolen Douglas fir.

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True. But you know what's
even better than that?

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This! It's a candle that
smells like a gingerbread man!

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Which I hate!
With their beady raisin eyes

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and scrumptious
little arms and legs.

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Ahh, nothing brings me
more holiday cheer

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than robbing
everyone else of theirs.

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We are definitely winning
Onyx's challenge this year.

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What was that?

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I bet it's a small animal.

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Probably a squirrel.

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Those things are
shiftier than we are.

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Oh! Or maybe a turtle dove.
Probably two.

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They come in pairs
and love Christmas trees.

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At least, that's what the song
has led me to believe.

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Can we please
put a stop to the holiday songs

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and figure out what's
actually in this tree?

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Sure, Mom.
Why don't you go first?

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Told ya I wasn't letting you
get away with this.

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Oh, it's even worse
than an animal. It's a tween!

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So when Savannah tried
to stop the villains

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from stealing the Centropolis
Christmas tree
by hiding inside of it,

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Havoc, Surge, and Chaos
got quite the surprise.

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And while most people
would've safely returned her
to her family,

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being villains, they,
uh, dealt with it

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in a very different way.

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So this is where you
nasty villains live?

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Makes sense.

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Hey, I know it
doesn't look like much,

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but at least if
you trip down here,

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the cockroaches
will break your fall.

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What are you doing?

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Taking a pic so I can
text an encrypted link

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to the police
with a geo-pin attached.

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Sorry, I don't speak
chatty brat. Can you explain?

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She's gonna send
that picture to the cops

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and tell them where
our secret lair is.

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Oh, no, she isn't.

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Give me that phone.

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Yeah, right. If my parents
can't get it away from me,

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you don't stand a chance.

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I just need to find
some reception down here.

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Give it up! You're not getting
out of here with that phone!

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Like some kid could actually
pull one over on us.

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Wait, where'd she go?

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We can't let a child
outsmart three supervillains.

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If we can hold
an entire planet for ransom,

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we can snatch
a phone from her!

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Exactly!

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Wait, we held
an entire planet for ransom?
Where was I for that?

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Oh, you blacked out in orbit.

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We just let you drift
for a while.

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Come on, we have to find her!

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Shh!

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Quiet!

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I think she's back
in the tree!

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Oh, yup!
There's your squirrel.

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- Later, fools!
- Get her!

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So, what's the plan?
How do we get the last go-kart?

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I just drop this raffle ticket
into the bin, and we win.

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Check it out. I used
my alias, "Jack McWaxy."

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It's from a spy novel
I'm working on.

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Sounds McTerrible.

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And you only bought
one ticket.
People are buying hundreds!

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It doesn't matter. I signed
mine with magnetic ink.

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So you can put it
on the fridge next to your
Evil Kittens calendar?

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I just have to get that elf
to put on this magnetic glove.

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So that our ticket...

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wins.

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And then you and I
ride off into the sunset.

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Or however far
a go-kart will take us.

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Just have to find a way
to get this glove on that elf.

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I got it!

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Son, I've never been
more proud and ashamed of you
at the same time.

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I can't believe that elf
took your bribe.

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Eh. She's an elf
at a go-kart raffle.

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She was just happy
to go home.

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How do I get out of this dump?

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Just give us that phone, kid!
You'll never get
any reception down here!

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Really? You're villains,
you couldn't steal
a little 5G?

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Ho-ho-ho-ho!

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Don't you know
who you're dealing with?

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A bunch of idiots?

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A bunch of idiots
who have you cornered!

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Oh. So you admit
you're idiots.

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No! Just him.

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Stand back,
or I'm using this thing!

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Big whoop! That barely
does anything.

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Yeah. It's just
a device our dad created

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to temporary blind
our enemies.

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Uh-oh.

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-Ha-ha! See ya!
-Get her!

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Aah! Got her!

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-That's me!
-Oh. Right.

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Should've known
by the dainty fingers!

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I do not have dainty fingers!

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Ooh, that was actually
quite nice.

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How is she beating us?
We have superpowers!

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Yeah? Well, then maybe
it's time we use them.

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Wow. I thought
I screamed loud.

00:13:48.666 --> 00:13:50.584
Well, Savannah, you got game.

00:13:50.668 --> 00:13:52.169
But what we got, is your phone.

00:13:52.253 --> 00:13:53.963
So much for your plan
to expose us!

00:13:54.046 --> 00:13:55.673
Give it back!

00:13:55.756 --> 00:13:58.676
Not until I erase
any evidence of where we are.

00:14:01.595 --> 00:14:04.014
-Who's this guy?
-My dad.

00:14:04.098 --> 00:14:05.516
He's in the military.

00:14:05.599 --> 00:14:07.601
He's taken me
to the tree lighting every year.

00:14:07.685 --> 00:14:12.565
But this year he can't,
because he's away leading
training exercises.

00:14:12.648 --> 00:14:15.150
While he's away, my mom and I
still find ways to include him.

00:14:15.234 --> 00:14:17.903
So I promised him
I'd take lots of pictures.

00:14:17.987 --> 00:14:21.282
Which is why I need my phone
and that tree back!

00:14:21.407 --> 00:14:23.200
Please.

00:14:23.284 --> 00:14:24.827
I really miss him.

00:14:28.122 --> 00:14:30.040
Okay, I-- I'll give you
your phone back.

00:14:30.124 --> 00:14:33.210
Just promise you won't
tell anyone about this place.

00:14:35.212 --> 00:14:37.715
Fine.

00:14:37.798 --> 00:14:40.050
All right,
everything's deleted.

00:14:40.134 --> 00:14:43.262
Just get her back to her mom
without letting her
see the way out of here.

00:14:43.345 --> 00:14:45.681
Then you can give her
her phone back.
-Okay. Don't worry.

00:14:45.764 --> 00:14:47.349
She won't see a thing.

00:14:47.433 --> 00:14:49.351
Now, cover your eyes,
and no peeking!

00:14:53.022 --> 00:14:55.441
Phew. That was close.

00:14:55.566 --> 00:14:58.319
Back to crushing
the Christmas spirit!

00:15:00.613 --> 00:15:01.780
You okay?

00:15:01.864 --> 00:15:04.116
Actually, Mom, I--

00:15:04.199 --> 00:15:06.660
I can't believe
I'm saying this, but...

00:15:06.744 --> 00:15:08.996
I think we should
return the tree.

00:15:09.079 --> 00:15:10.915
Wow, that electric shock

00:15:10.998 --> 00:15:12.499
must've really
messed up your melon.

00:15:12.625 --> 00:15:14.543
One more should fix it!

00:15:20.799 --> 00:15:25.054
So after hearing exactly
why Savannah wanted them
to return the tree they stole,

00:15:25.137 --> 00:15:27.056
Havoc had a change of heart.

00:15:27.139 --> 00:15:30.309
Surge, not so much.

00:15:30.392 --> 00:15:34.563
What do you mean, we need
to take the tree back?

00:15:34.647 --> 00:15:36.357
I was just thinking,
it must be a real bummer

00:15:36.440 --> 00:15:38.525
for Savannah not have her dad
around on Christmas.

00:15:38.567 --> 00:15:41.070
It kinda reminded me of when
Dad missed my 13th birthday

00:15:41.153 --> 00:15:42.488
because he was on
a "business trip."

00:15:42.613 --> 00:15:44.698
Oh!

00:15:44.782 --> 00:15:48.118
When he battled Captain Climate
on that melting iceberg.

00:15:48.202 --> 00:15:50.162
That was my seventh birthday.

00:15:50.245 --> 00:15:51.497
Oh, then you must
mean the time

00:15:51.538 --> 00:15:53.123
that he defeated Lava Lantern

00:15:53.207 --> 00:15:54.458
on the edge of the volcano.

00:15:54.583 --> 00:15:56.043
That was my tenth.
But thank you

00:15:56.126 --> 00:15:57.586
for reminding me that
the least memorable thing

00:15:57.670 --> 00:15:59.880
about my birthday
is my actual birthday.

00:16:01.382 --> 00:16:03.050
It was the year
I got my superpower.

00:16:03.133 --> 00:16:04.802
Oh.

00:16:04.885 --> 00:16:06.637
I remember that day.

00:16:06.720 --> 00:16:09.890
I was so excited. All I wanted
was for Dad to come home

00:16:09.974 --> 00:16:12.309
so I could show him
how loud I could sonic scream.

00:16:12.393 --> 00:16:16.772
You screamed so loud,
the ceiling caved in.

00:16:16.855 --> 00:16:18.774
You were so proud.

00:16:18.857 --> 00:16:21.777
And those people
that fell in from the street

00:16:21.860 --> 00:16:23.445
were very impressed!

00:16:24.697 --> 00:16:28.492
You know, as villains,

00:16:28.617 --> 00:16:30.995
I know we're supposed to take
whatever we want
whenever we want,

00:16:31.078 --> 00:16:33.414
but what if we're stealing
more than a tree here?

00:16:33.497 --> 00:16:35.082
What if we're stealing a memory

00:16:35.165 --> 00:16:37.918
a little girl won't get
to share with her dad?

00:16:38.002 --> 00:16:41.380
-I call that a two-fer.
-Mom!

00:16:41.463 --> 00:16:44.717
Fine! I-- I-- I suppose
I see your point.

00:16:44.800 --> 00:16:50.264
Every kid deserves
to have their family around
in these special moments.

00:16:50.347 --> 00:16:53.684
Even kids that
aren't evil.

00:16:53.767 --> 00:16:55.060
What about the challenge?

00:16:55.144 --> 00:16:57.104
I mean, you really
wanted to win.

00:16:58.272 --> 00:17:01.442
All right! Savannah's gone.

00:17:01.567 --> 00:17:03.944
Let's go show this tree to Onyx
and win this thing, huh?

00:17:05.904 --> 00:17:07.823
Are we going or not?

00:17:12.327 --> 00:17:15.581
Man, when we win this raffle,
these people are gonna hate us!

00:17:15.706 --> 00:17:17.750
We're villains.
They already hate us.

00:17:17.833 --> 00:17:19.460
You have to ruin everything?

00:17:22.254 --> 00:17:25.674
Okay, time for the raffle!

00:17:27.509 --> 00:17:29.845
Whose ticket will I pull?

00:17:29.928 --> 00:17:32.931
Will it be yours,
or will it be yours?

00:17:33.015 --> 00:17:35.726
Only fate knows who will
win the amazing raffle--

00:17:35.809 --> 00:17:38.687
Get on with it!
This isn't a magic castle!

00:17:40.272 --> 00:17:43.609
I mean, uh, fingers crossed!

00:17:43.734 --> 00:17:45.402
And the winner is...

00:17:46.862 --> 00:17:48.280
Jack McWaxy!

00:17:50.491 --> 00:17:53.952
This is so unexpected!

00:17:54.036 --> 00:17:56.371
I want to thank
the city of Centropolis

00:17:56.455 --> 00:17:58.832
and to all the little guys
who've never won anything!

00:17:58.916 --> 00:18:02.336
This is for you! Now,
get the ho-ho out of my way.

00:18:05.297 --> 00:18:08.550
Look at all these sad sacks!
They can't stand that I won!

00:18:08.675 --> 00:18:12.096
Hey, let's all
give it up for Jack.

00:18:12.179 --> 00:18:14.098
At least someone's
kid'll be happy.

00:18:14.181 --> 00:18:17.059
We may have spent hours
trying to win that go-kart,

00:18:17.142 --> 00:18:19.812
valuable hours that we could've
all spent with our families

00:18:19.895 --> 00:18:21.980
during this
special holiday time,

00:18:22.064 --> 00:18:24.566
but good for him!

00:18:24.650 --> 00:18:26.568
What are you talking about?

00:18:26.652 --> 00:18:29.613
You're supposed to be angry!
I won the last go-kart.

00:18:29.696 --> 00:18:31.156
Yeah, you bought,
like, a hundred tickets!

00:18:31.240 --> 00:18:33.200
It was actually 250.

00:18:33.283 --> 00:18:35.285
I gave blood just
to afford these tickets.

00:18:36.995 --> 00:18:39.748
But it's Christmas,
the season of giving.

00:18:39.873 --> 00:18:41.959
And seeing how happy
you were after you won

00:18:42.042 --> 00:18:44.795
just makes my Christmas
even better!

00:18:44.878 --> 00:18:47.005
No!

00:18:47.089 --> 00:18:49.550
Dad, what's going on?
We went through all that work

00:18:49.633 --> 00:18:52.052
to get the go-karts,
even this last one,

00:18:52.136 --> 00:18:55.139
and now they're saying we made
their Christmas... better?

00:18:55.222 --> 00:18:57.432
Well, I'm not sure, but I think
maybe this is what they mean

00:18:57.516 --> 00:19:00.769
when they talk about
Christmas spirit.

00:19:00.894 --> 00:19:03.147
You're right. I mean,
this whole time,

00:19:03.230 --> 00:19:05.107
we've been trying
to ruin Christmas,

00:19:05.190 --> 00:19:07.568
when we should've been trying
to ruin their spirit.

00:19:07.651 --> 00:19:10.863
But judging from this,
I don't know that
that's possible.

00:19:10.946 --> 00:19:14.783
Dad, are you starting
to feel it, too?

00:19:14.867 --> 00:19:16.368
The Christmas spirit?

00:19:16.451 --> 00:19:20.998
I think so.
I think maybe this holiday

00:19:21.081 --> 00:19:25.002
is about more than
stealing gifts
to ruin people's happiness.

00:19:25.085 --> 00:19:29.464
Maybe by bringing joy
to others,
it could make us happy, too.

00:19:29.548 --> 00:19:31.842
Even if it is for just one day.

00:19:31.925 --> 00:19:33.510
Ugh! I feel so dirty!

00:19:35.804 --> 00:19:38.432
Does this mean
you're gonna turn into
one of those crazy parents

00:19:38.515 --> 00:19:40.601
who's willing
to spend lots of money
and do whatever it takes

00:19:40.684 --> 00:19:42.311
to win my love through gifts?

00:19:42.394 --> 00:19:45.814
Son, I'm feeling the spirit,
I'm not an imbecile.

00:19:51.862 --> 00:19:53.488
What's wrong, Savannah?

00:19:53.572 --> 00:19:56.283
Aren't you excited
for the tree lighting?

00:19:56.366 --> 00:19:59.912
Not this year.
Can we just go home?

00:19:59.995 --> 00:20:04.208
Honey, I know this year
is tough with Dad being away.

00:20:04.291 --> 00:20:07.753
But we agreed
we wouldn't let it
ruin Christmas.

00:20:07.836 --> 00:20:11.298
So grab your phone and get ready
to send him some
good pictures of the tree.

00:20:11.381 --> 00:20:16.011
Five, four, three, two, one!

00:20:19.097 --> 00:20:22.768
But... there's no way.

00:20:22.893 --> 00:20:24.269
I'm glad you came around, Mom.

00:20:24.353 --> 00:20:26.730
Hm? Well, how could I not?

00:20:26.855 --> 00:20:30.400
That girl was so persistent
and annoying.

00:20:30.484 --> 00:20:31.610
Kinda remind me of you.

00:20:34.154 --> 00:20:36.365
That's strange.
The tree didn't light.

00:20:36.448 --> 00:20:38.116
Did you forget to
connect the power?

00:20:38.200 --> 00:20:41.370
I just carried a 30-foot tree
for five miles.

00:20:41.453 --> 00:20:42.537
You couldn't handle the plug?

00:20:44.456 --> 00:20:46.708
The whole point
of us returning the tree

00:20:46.792 --> 00:20:49.878
was so that Savannah could send
her dad pictures of it lit up.

00:20:50.003 --> 00:20:52.339
Mom...
Can't you do something?

00:20:52.422 --> 00:20:53.507
Fine.

00:21:03.725 --> 00:21:06.937
Ah. All right, now we've broken
every villain rule in the book,

00:21:07.020 --> 00:21:08.480
I think we should go home.

00:21:10.607 --> 00:21:13.151
This is the brightest tree
we've ever had.

00:21:13.235 --> 00:21:15.988
Can't believe Dad
isn't here to see it.

00:21:16.071 --> 00:21:17.656
I wouldn't
miss this for the world.

00:21:18.532 --> 00:21:21.410
Dad? Dad!

00:21:21.493 --> 00:21:23.036
I can't believe you're home!

00:21:23.120 --> 00:21:25.289
Wait, look.

00:21:25.372 --> 00:21:27.249
I thought you couldn't make it!

00:21:27.332 --> 00:21:29.584
That's what I thought, too.
But our Company Commander

00:21:29.668 --> 00:21:31.628
gave us a 24-hour pass
for the holiday.

00:21:31.712 --> 00:21:34.506
Mm!

00:21:34.589 --> 00:21:39.177
Well, looks like
we won't be winning
Onyx's challenge this year.

00:21:39.261 --> 00:21:41.346
That's okay.

00:21:41.430 --> 00:21:44.141
I mean, Onyx also has the
Ruin New Year's Eve Challenge,

00:21:44.224 --> 00:21:47.811
so maybe we can
play human bowling

00:21:47.936 --> 00:21:49.479
with the giant
New Year's Eve ball?

00:21:51.356 --> 00:21:53.608
Sounds good to me.

00:21:53.692 --> 00:21:55.736
We can knock people
into the gutters.

00:22:04.202 --> 00:22:05.662
Merry Christmas.

00:22:06.705 --> 00:22:08.040
You, too.

00:22:15.047 --> 00:22:17.507
That was a pretty cool
thing we did,
giving that tree back.

00:22:17.591 --> 00:22:19.468
Yeah, it was.

00:22:19.551 --> 00:22:21.678
I have a confession to make!

00:22:21.762 --> 00:22:24.097
I know you probably
haven't noticed,
but I really love Christmas,

00:22:24.181 --> 00:22:25.349
and I don't care who knows it!

00:22:27.225 --> 00:22:28.643
Just don't tell Dad.
He'll freak.

00:22:32.230 --> 00:22:34.608
Ho, ho, ho! Here ya go!

00:22:36.234 --> 00:22:39.488
I gotta say, giving away
stolen merchandise

00:22:39.571 --> 00:22:41.948
feels almost as good
as stealing it.

00:22:42.074 --> 00:22:43.867
Yeah, giving the go-karts
to the people

00:22:43.950 --> 00:22:46.411
from the raffle line made me
feel all warm and tingly!

00:22:46.495 --> 00:22:49.664
That could be a rash
from the elf suit.

00:22:49.748 --> 00:22:51.917
Hey, maybe we should
do this all the time.

00:22:51.958 --> 00:22:54.294
Nah, next year,
I'm expecting all these people
to give us gifts.

00:22:54.378 --> 00:22:57.631
I wrote our P.O. Box number
on all the packages.

00:22:57.714 --> 00:22:59.883
So the only reason
we're doing this

00:22:59.966 --> 00:23:01.593
is so you'll get
something in return?

00:23:01.676 --> 00:23:04.054
Son, that's what Christmas
is all about.

00:23:08.100 --> 00:23:12.521
And our villain family
lived happily ever after.

00:23:12.604 --> 00:23:13.188
Well, kind of.
They're a work in progress.