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Hey everyone.

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I just wanted to thank you again
for taking the weekend

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to write up your intention
statements for the month.

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I think it will really help us

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stay focused on our missions.

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And really just one thing...

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I haven't actually received
any of your statements

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and the deadline was last night.

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Uh... I think that kind of
was our statement.

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Yeah. One of the dogs
in the kennel ate mine.

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Wait. Guys, do you
not say that in America?

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I thought I'd at least get a titter.

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Titter?

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So, guys, at the leadership
seminar at the Four Seasons...

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The Four Seasons.

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We know. We know.

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Yes, it's the Four Seasons. We've heard.

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Charcuterie.

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One of the key takeaways
was that writing things down

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helps to actualize them.

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Were there gherkins
on the charcuterie board?

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I don't remember.

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It was less than a week ago.

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Officers, please keep this channel clear

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for official field business.

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Yes, of course. So sorry.

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Okay. So, intention statements.

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There were gherkins.

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Emily, remember you sent me that
picture of you by the spread?

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There were gherkins.

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Ooh, I'm looking at another
cool one of you by the raw bar.

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Okay, so here right now,

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this is a perfect example of
wandering attention.

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Apropos of absolutely nothing,

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people will no longer be able
to borrow my three-hole punch.

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I've attached it to my desk
with max gauge cable.

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Sad that it's come to this.

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Okay. Wrapping up intention
statements will keep us focused.

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Please have yours done by lunch.
Thank you.

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Well that's not happening.

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Can I ask you something?

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Nah. I'm really enjoying
the vibe of the truck right now.

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I've got a bit of a
girlfriend situation.

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Nope!

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We've got our first real power struggle

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and I think it's really
important that I get this right

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because this long distance thing
is hard, you know?

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I really have to insist
on your mentorship.

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You can't have non-consensual
mentorship.

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She was planning to come here
for a couple weeks

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at the end of the month but
now she wants me to fly to her.

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Which doesn't seem like a big deal

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but this is the third time in a row

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that I have gone to her
and she's still never come here

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and it's starting to feel
like a pattern.

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It's Austria.
She wants to start in the low country...

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Dear God, stop!

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I knew you'd crack.

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Ugh. Okay. You wanna know
if there's a pattern?

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Yes, there's a pattern.
And there's a frequent flyer mile heist.

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Don't go to Austria.

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And if Camila wants a puppet,
then she should go to... uh...

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I don't actually know where
you'd get a puppet out there.

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Wouldn't it just be online
like everywhere else?

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Look, bottom line,
Camila needs to come here.

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Fair is fair.

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Okay. You're sure?

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Of course, I'm sure.
I'm sure about everything.

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Does a bear debate whether
it's gonna pounce on a deer?

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No. It just kills it.

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Human beings overthink everything.

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Right. And Camila's obviously
not the deer?

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The trip is the deer.
And you're killing Austria.

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Can I say something? As your partner...

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Oh, this sounds like you've
been sitting on something.

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You mutter sing.

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Mutter sing? That bugs you?

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Yeah. Yeah. I... it does.

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It's like when I hook up with a guy

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and he touches me all hesitant
and light. Ugh.

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Or like when you've got
a sneeze that's tickling

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the inside of your nose
and it won't come out.

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It's so annoying.

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Okay. Those are some
very specific examples.

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Yeah. I... I decided last week

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that if you did it again
I'd say something.

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Well, message received. No more singing.

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- No!
- No, it's fine.

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I want you to sing. I want...

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I just want you to sing it
like you mean it, man.

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Do you mean it?

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Let the midnight special

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Shine the light on me

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Yeah, you don't mean it.

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- Well, I have a bad voice.
- Yeah.

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I was actually fishing for
a “no you don't ”.

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Truck 8. Report of a loose raccoon.

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Our Lady of Loreto Church,
2195 West 41st Avenue.

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Truck 8 responding.

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Damnit. Now I'm doing everything meekly.

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Truck 12. Report to a distressed cow

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at the University of Washington.
4397 West 2nd Avenue.

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Truck 12 responding.

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A cow at UW.
I wonder what this is about.

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It's always the same thing.

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For the last time, do not bring
a cow up the stairs

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because cows do not like
to go down the stairs.

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There's an entire chapter in
your fraternity manual on it.

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It's all pictures.
Would've taken you 20 seconds.

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Is that a White Russian?

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Yeah. Straight from the cow.

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- May I?
- Yeah.

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Do not milk the cow.

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I'm talking to you, guy
with the bowl of cereal.

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So how do we get it out of here?

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We create a tranquil environment

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and that starts with me not yelling

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but I am so annoyed that I'm back here.

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The cow has to relax, and when it does,

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it will walk out on its own
down those stairs.

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We just need to keep our voices down.

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Templeton! Templeton!

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Templeton! Templeton! Templeton!

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Let my people go!

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Templeton! Templeton!

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What is happening?

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You know what?

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Um... I'm gonna hang back and
write my intention statement.

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You go on ahead.

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Good one.

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No, no, no. I really...
I really should do it.

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And you can handle this one, right?

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You worried you're gonna burst
into flames if we go in there?

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Don't worry, it's gonna be a quick trip.
God won't even notice.

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Victoria. Hey, it's nice to see you.

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Templeton! Templeton! Templeton!

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Quiet!

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My brothers get a little excited
when alumni show up.

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What, did someone call you or something?

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Yeah. BZM bat-phone.

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I'm a bit of a mentor fixer
for the boys.

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Ah, listen. If you guys wanna
take off and grab a long lunch,

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precinct 2-2 style,

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I can take over from here.

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I'm not leaving until that cow
walks outta here.

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I love the passivity
of that but I'm not quite sure

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we have that kind of time.

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The chapter's hosting the annual
Fall Ball tonight

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and it is the event of
the Pan-Hellenic calendar.

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Let me put this in a way you
can understand, Templeton.

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If that cow doesn't walk down the stairs

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they're gonna have to cancel it.

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Uh, that's punitive,
and frankly, outrageous.

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And I'm gonna be certain to do
everything in my power

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to not break 73 drunken hearts.

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And the raccoon ran through this pew

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and up into the choir room.

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Thank you Father.
We'll take it from here.

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It's good to see you, Victoria.
Really good.

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Okay. I'll bite.
How do you know that priest?

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We actually share the same dentist.

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I've never once squeezed
the body part of someone

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with whom I've shared a dentist.

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So, that's a lie and not a
particularly creative one.

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No... you... did you have
a thing with that priest?

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No, but I did have * with him.

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Yup.

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Attention all units.
It is now 10 past one.

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I'm gonna go ahead and give you
all a 30-minute grace period

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to send in your intention statements...

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Hello? All units?

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Any units?

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Truck 12?

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Frank?

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Ugh!

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Really? Is this necessary?

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Yes.

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No, I'm not talking about you
and the father in there.

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Wow. You're really clutching
your pearls on this one.

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You usually love free-spirited Victoria.

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Well, I come from a very
religious family.

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It's not this religion exactly
but we have a lot of gods,

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a bunch of them are very spiteful.

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Okay. It's just * in a confessional.

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Shh!

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I don't even know what this means

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but it's in a bunch of Scorsese movies.

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You are so repressed.
You can't sing above a whisper.

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You have arbitrary taboos.

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It's not arbitrary.

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This is societal,
this is a societal taboo.

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Can we just go in and get
the raccoon... please?

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Just keep your distance from me, okay?

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I don't want any guilt by association.

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It's just a few stairs, it really is.

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I'll be right next to you the
whole time. I'll be talking like this.

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Frank? I just got off the phone
with the chancellor

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and I'm happy to report
with a little cajoling

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he has approved a crane.

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You wanna airlift the cow?

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Totally safe.

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I don't know if you know this about cows

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but they're nervous fliers.

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Actually, brother Steve's got
some edibles that could help.

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Have you guys been talking
to each other?

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Are you backing the crane play, Judas?

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It's just that, you know,

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it's been an hour and the cow
hasn't actually moo-ved.

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You guys ever seen an 800-pound animal

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fall 40 feet to concrete?
It's a cow gut slip and slide.

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What are you doing?
Impressionable minds, Frank.

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Can we keep this PG21, please?

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There's one right answer here
and it's mine.

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The cow walks outta here.

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Could I just touch up her stencils?

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No! Go to your rooms!
Go to your rooms, boys. Go.

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Yeah, he could be a little gruff.

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Aw, I'll take that.

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- Kitten bath?
- Yeah.

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Is this about Shred?

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Uh no, actually.

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Shred has a girlfriend
so I had to let that go.

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Nobody sent me their intentions.

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So... they don't take me seriously.

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They don't take you seriously?
Look at this.

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They used bolt cutters.

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Do you hear that? That's a raccoon.

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How'd he get up there?

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I don't know.
Maybe up the third octave flue pipe.

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Huh?

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The big pipe up there.

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No, you just said third octave
flue pipe very specifically

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like you know what that is.

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It was a lucky guess.

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How do you know so much about organs?

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No. You know what? Okay.

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I didn't want you to get
any more scandalized but...

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the truth is...

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the priest and I made sweet,
sweet love on this organ.

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And part of our dirty talk
was very specific and technical

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with regards to the instrument.

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You're lying.

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No.

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And as partners we swore
to always tell the...

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Okay, fine!

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Well, I didn't see that coming.

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I play the organ. Okay?
And I go to church.

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Oh, he's out!

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He's heading for the confessional!

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And that is the real,
real reason my mom and sister

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don't talk to me anymore.

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Thanks Kyle for that powerful share.

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And how about you, how you doing?

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Good. I feel like I'm doing good.

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Actually, you guys are all
getting so real here, I just...

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Hmm. Incoming.

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Kyle, give him the council stick.

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I guess I do have something
that's bugging me.

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Camila, that's my girlfriend,
she wants to cancel her trip

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out here and she wants me
to go visit her in Austria.

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But I'm thinking about saying no

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and telling her she needs to come here.

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Okay.

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What?

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Well, have you thought about
asking yourself

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why you're turning this
into a power play?

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Because I don't wanna set a pattern.

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A pattern?

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This is... this is a
relationship, not a carpet.

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This is about opening yourself

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to the very tender chasm of intimacy.

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Step into the goo, man.
It's where the good stuff is.

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What, are you pledging this place, Fred?

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No. We were just rapping about Camila.

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Yeah, I already gave you the answer.
Tell her to come here.

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Great American Frank, everybody.

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Always right and always
letting you know.

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So, you think I should go
to Camila then?

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Well, unlike Frank, I like
to hear everyone's opinion.

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So, why don't we put this out
to the council?

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- Go to Camila.
- For sure.

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So romantic.

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Well, like all decisions made
by committee,

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this one is exactly wrong.

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And Shred, you can't possibly
be considering major life advice

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from a guy who's got a framed
poster of his DUI.

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Nice job, Prince Harry.

00:12:38.278 --> 00:12:40.039
Alright. I need you guys
to leave the premises.

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Just a reminder, doors open for
the party in, like, four hours.

00:12:43.588 --> 00:12:46.306
Yes, they do. But right now
we're trying to de-escalate

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so when you're done being right,

00:12:48.724 --> 00:12:50.943
the crane will be outside,
ready and waiting.

00:12:52.771 --> 00:12:55.184
It's okay, buddy.

00:12:55.208 --> 00:12:56.969
So, just so we're clear on this...

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you would rather have me think
that you had * with the priest

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than tell me that you go to church.

00:13:01.453 --> 00:13:03.583
Church is really off-brand for me.

00:13:03.608 --> 00:13:04.803
And what about the organ?

00:13:04.827 --> 00:13:07.283
There's a lot of pieces to
the Victoria puzzle today.

00:13:07.307 --> 00:13:10.417
Hang tight, Rocky.

00:13:10.441 --> 00:13:13.246
Faith and church was just
something that I grew up with.

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I went with my family

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and now I'm 7,000 miles from home,

00:13:17.579 --> 00:13:19.711
I don't know, it's just...
it's comforting.

00:13:21.278 --> 00:13:23.802
Well, I'm happy to hear you
can find solace

00:13:23.889 --> 00:13:26.868
in something other than
polyamorous polypharmaceutical

00:13:26.892 --> 00:13:28.304
erotic experiences.

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Though I do love those stories.

00:13:30.461 --> 00:13:34.378
Yeah. See, it's not like an
either or type thing with me.

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Can you not tell anyone about this?

00:13:36.299 --> 00:13:37.866
This most wholesome detail
about your personal life?

00:13:37.903 --> 00:13:39.272
Sure.

00:13:39.296 --> 00:13:41.298
Okay, good. I did it.

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What are you doing?

00:13:42.460 --> 00:13:45.333
I let my soul out. Now it's your turn.

00:13:45.358 --> 00:13:48.019
- I don't like this.
- Yeah, come with me.

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Come on.

00:13:53.528 --> 00:13:55.767
You know what I want.

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I want you to sing it
like you mean it, baby.

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Let the midnight special...

00:14:06.845 --> 00:14:09.171
Shine the light on me

00:14:09.195 --> 00:14:10.521
Damnit, son.

00:14:10.545 --> 00:14:13.045
That's not how we do it
at Our Lady of Loreto.

00:14:13.069 --> 00:14:16.551
Let the midnight special...

00:14:16.576 --> 00:14:19.143
Shine their ever loving light on me

00:14:20.468 --> 00:14:21.860
Okay.

00:14:21.947 --> 00:14:25.429
Let the midnight special...

00:14:25.516 --> 00:14:29.607
Shine their ever loving light on me

00:14:30.029 --> 00:14:31.683
Thanks for answering my SOS.

00:14:31.863 --> 00:14:32.908
Boss problems?

00:14:33.089 --> 00:14:34.719
Yeah. I'm flailing.

00:14:34.743 --> 00:14:37.417
I, um... I assigned these
intention statements

00:14:37.441 --> 00:14:39.225
to get the group focused.

00:14:39.312 --> 00:14:40.333
I love that idea.

00:14:40.357 --> 00:14:43.545
Thanks. But no one's doing them
so what do I do?

00:14:43.570 --> 00:14:44.685
Fire someone!

00:14:44.709 --> 00:14:45.860
What?

00:14:45.884 --> 00:14:49.211
Yeah. My first week as supervisor
I fired some guy for being late.

00:14:49.235 --> 00:14:50.474
How late was he?

00:14:50.498 --> 00:14:51.953
Oh, I don't remember.

00:14:51.977 --> 00:14:54.652
But I do remember the look
on everyone's face.

00:14:54.676 --> 00:14:57.176
They were like, that guy
comes off all zen

00:14:57.200 --> 00:14:58.873
but really he's loco.

00:14:58.897 --> 00:15:03.530
Um... no one's really done
anything to get fired.

00:15:03.554 --> 00:15:04.792
What about dispatch?

00:15:04.816 --> 00:15:06.905
Those guys are always up to something.

00:15:06.992 --> 00:15:09.318
Um... unfortunately I think
everyone's doing

00:15:09.342 --> 00:15:10.466
a pretty good job.

00:15:10.491 --> 00:15:11.885
Well, you need to shock the troops.

00:15:11.910 --> 00:15:15.542
They need to know that
they can't mess with you.

00:15:15.566 --> 00:15:17.263
Are you comfortable with
throwing a full soda can

00:15:17.288 --> 00:15:18.289
up against the wall?

00:15:18.326 --> 00:15:21.329
A soda explosion speaks volumes.

00:15:21.354 --> 00:15:23.724
Maybe I don't have
the personality for this.

00:15:23.748 --> 00:15:27.084
That's ridiculous.
There's a natural leader inside of you.

00:15:27.109 --> 00:15:29.981
You just need to find your own
shock and awe and you will.

00:15:30.366 --> 00:15:31.470
Do you think so?

00:15:31.495 --> 00:15:32.844
I really do.

00:15:33.428 --> 00:15:36.896
Okay. I'm gonna do it again and
this time just follow me down.

00:15:36.921 --> 00:15:39.913
Alright? I'm gonna move like
this, just follow me down.

00:15:39.938 --> 00:15:42.854
No judgements, no reservations,
just... here we go.

00:15:42.941 --> 00:15:44.963
We're both walking down the stairs.

00:15:44.987 --> 00:15:47.424
And, oh look, these stairs are fun!

00:15:47.511 --> 00:15:48.817
I called Camila.

00:15:49.170 --> 00:15:50.334
How'd it go?

00:15:50.359 --> 00:15:52.796
Horrible, man. We broke up.

00:15:52.821 --> 00:15:54.642
Shred, I told you not
to listen to Templeton.

00:15:54.667 --> 00:15:56.147
I didn't listen to Templeton.
I listened to you.

00:15:56.172 --> 00:15:58.237
I told her she had to come here.

00:15:58.261 --> 00:16:02.415
Oh. Okay. Hey. Um... we don't
wanna upset the cow.

00:16:02.439 --> 00:16:04.659
I said exactly what you told me to say

00:16:04.746 --> 00:16:07.594
and she said it was over.
It all just went south, man.

00:16:07.618 --> 00:16:10.510
Okay. It's also important
how you say it.

00:16:10.534 --> 00:16:11.816
I didn't think...

00:16:11.840 --> 00:16:13.905
...it would happen like that, man.

00:16:13.929 --> 00:16:16.540
Right. Okay. Now you're
upsetting the cow and me.

00:16:16.565 --> 00:16:18.262
So let's just bring it down.

00:16:18.287 --> 00:16:19.965
It's the right thing, right?

00:16:19.990 --> 00:16:21.600
Insisting that she come here
even though it resulted

00:16:21.625 --> 00:16:23.217
in an outcome so much worse

00:16:23.242 --> 00:16:26.961
than anything I could've
possibly imagined?

00:16:26.985 --> 00:16:28.833
- Yeah.
- Why did your voice go up?

00:16:28.857 --> 00:16:30.443
You told me it was
the right thing to do!

00:16:30.467 --> 00:16:31.605
Tell me it was the right thing to do!

00:16:31.630 --> 00:16:32.619
I don't know!

00:16:32.643 --> 00:16:34.471
- What do you mean "you don't know"?
- Maybe I don't know these things.

00:16:34.496 --> 00:16:35.814
I got ghosted one time.

00:16:35.839 --> 00:16:36.879
What?

00:16:36.904 --> 00:16:38.406
But I didn't even know people
your age got ghosted.

00:16:38.431 --> 00:16:39.670
What happened, man?

00:16:39.694 --> 00:16:42.237
Okay. My last girlfriend, Yasmine.

00:16:42.261 --> 00:16:43.674
We were together for about a year.

00:16:43.698 --> 00:16:45.787
It was good, it was really good.

00:16:45.874 --> 00:16:49.007
Then she went out of town
and never came back.

00:16:49.094 --> 00:16:52.204
I couldn't get a hold of her,
no explanation, that's it.

00:16:52.228 --> 00:16:53.640
Nothing.

00:16:53.664 --> 00:16:56.948
God. What a black hole
of unresolvable pain.

00:16:56.972 --> 00:17:00.865
Look, I know I can come on
strong with my takes.

00:17:00.889 --> 00:17:03.781
And, I guess, lately I've been
acting a little more like a-

00:17:03.805 --> 00:17:05.850
- Emotional bully.
- Know it all.

00:17:07.460 --> 00:17:08.723
I'm sorry that happened to you.

00:17:08.810 --> 00:17:10.614
No, this isn't about me. It's about you.

00:17:10.638 --> 00:17:12.509
You just got kicked in the heart.

00:17:12.596 --> 00:17:15.053
Oh God. Camila.

00:17:15.077 --> 00:17:16.620
I'd forgotten for a sec, Frank.

00:17:16.644 --> 00:17:18.665
Shred, I think I steered you wrong.

00:17:18.689 --> 00:17:20.386
No, you definitely did.

00:17:20.473 --> 00:17:23.041
But you were doing your best, okay?

00:17:23.128 --> 00:17:24.715
And yeah, would I have liked
to have heard your story

00:17:24.739 --> 00:17:27.611
of emotional turmoil before? Definitely.

00:17:27.636 --> 00:17:29.457
I think context was important
on this one.

00:17:29.482 --> 00:17:31.397
But... it's okay.

00:17:31.484 --> 00:17:34.333
Honestly, I'm not even sure
I'm right about the cow now.

00:17:34.357 --> 00:17:36.901
There's actually a pretty strong
consensus outside

00:17:36.925 --> 00:17:38.980
that you're not right about the cow.

00:17:42.670 --> 00:17:44.560
Gentlemen, if you drop this cow,

00:17:44.584 --> 00:17:47.694
the mess will be something
we'll all take to our graves.

00:17:47.718 --> 00:17:50.982
And be really careful,
this building is historical.

00:17:52.375 --> 00:17:53.637
It's just historic.

00:17:57.167 --> 00:17:59.517
Hey, the cow came down on its own.

00:18:00.165 --> 00:18:02.927
And just like that
Shaw's back on the board.

00:18:02.951 --> 00:18:04.213
I knew I was right.

00:18:05.079 --> 00:18:08.160
I hope she left an upper
decker in the president's room.

00:18:11.002 --> 00:18:15.200
Okay. Okay. So, guys... hey guys.

00:18:15.224 --> 00:18:18.357
Um... so we're... we're at
the end of the day, this is it.

00:18:18.382 --> 00:18:21.342
So if you could just get your
intention statements in to me

00:18:21.404 --> 00:18:24.339
before you leave, I would
really, really appreciate it.

00:18:24.363 --> 00:18:25.950
Oh, it's been an incredibly long day.

00:18:25.974 --> 00:18:27.386
Can I get it in first thing tomorrow?

00:18:27.410 --> 00:18:29.518
Oh yeah. If you're giving
out extensions...

00:18:29.542 --> 00:18:31.426
Yeah, make it three, please?

00:18:34.025 --> 00:18:35.855
Grrr!

00:18:42.338 --> 00:18:43.879
Wow.

00:18:46.211 --> 00:18:50.801
I said sit down and write
your intention statements.

00:18:50.825 --> 00:18:54.848
Okay. No one is leaving this
office until my inbox is full.

00:18:54.872 --> 00:18:55.893
It's been an incredibly long day.

00:18:55.917 --> 00:18:57.573
Can I get it in first thing tomorrow?

00:18:57.598 --> 00:18:58.934
No!

00:18:59.572 --> 00:19:02.203
That was on the stapler, and it hurt,

00:19:02.227 --> 00:19:04.336
which is making me even more mad.

00:19:04.360 --> 00:19:07.755
So the intentions are getting done now.

00:19:18.274 --> 00:19:20.113
Did she just lock us in here?

00:19:28.563 --> 00:19:30.340
Back door!

00:19:31.585 --> 00:19:33.441
Look how long his legs are.

00:19:38.524 --> 00:19:40.918
She's laughing... maniacally!

00:19:42.006 --> 00:19:43.462
Well, I guess, we gotta do those things.

00:19:43.486 --> 00:19:46.129
Does anyone even know what
an intention statement is?

00:19:46.154 --> 00:19:48.504
She told us, like,
a hundred times... but no.

00:19:48.529 --> 00:19:50.793
My intention is to watch
Top Gun on my phone.

00:19:50.972 --> 00:19:52.408
She locked us in, I can't go home.

00:19:54.192 --> 00:19:55.909
Alright!

00:19:55.933 --> 00:19:58.912
Where is the new bike lock
I bought this afternoon?

00:19:58.936 --> 00:20:01.373
Seriously? Do I need a lock for my lock?

00:20:09.077 --> 00:20:10.183
Hey.

00:20:10.208 --> 00:20:11.403
Hey.

00:20:11.427 --> 00:20:12.994
What's with the bike lock?

00:20:13.019 --> 00:20:16.152
Oh. I kinda locked everyone inside.

00:20:16.177 --> 00:20:18.527
Uh... no one sent in
their intention statements.

00:20:18.651 --> 00:20:20.784
Oh. Yeah. I'm sorry.

00:20:20.809 --> 00:20:22.855
I've been working on that, uh, but...

00:20:22.917 --> 00:20:25.460
I just ended up having one
of those days, you know?

00:20:25.484 --> 00:20:26.984
Are you okay?

00:20:27.008 --> 00:20:30.465
Uh... not really.
Me and Camila broke up.

00:20:30.489 --> 00:20:33.077
Oh. Oh... I'm so sorry.

00:20:33.101 --> 00:20:34.929
Yeah, it's a lot.

00:20:35.016 --> 00:20:36.776
Can I turn in my intention
statement later?

00:20:36.800 --> 00:20:38.778
I'm having these crying jags.

00:20:38.802 --> 00:20:40.736
Yeah, of course. Go ahead.

00:20:40.760 --> 00:20:44.871
Also, if you ever need to talk
or anything, I'm here.

00:20:44.895 --> 00:20:47.482
I'm actually feeling
some welling in my chest

00:20:47.506 --> 00:20:50.074
so I think I'm gonna go jump in my rig.

00:21:00.563 --> 00:21:02.434
Shock and awe, baby.

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