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Why does every movie end
with the superhero winning?

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Mm. Because people love seeing
good prevail over evil.

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And I love how much
it bothers Amy.

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Let's watch it again!

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Jake, your sister
and your neighbor

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are your weekend plans.

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Should you really be
trash talking?

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Whoa!

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What up, fam?

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Colby! Stop using your
powers to scare us.

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Look, my whole life, this family's
been pranking me with powers.

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Now, I'm finally
getting some payback.

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Let's see how Mom reacts to
a rattlesnake in her toilet!

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I'm not sure he's really
thought that one through.

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Coming to
The Capital Convention Center,

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it's the superhero event
of the century!

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COLOSSA-CON!

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Where superheroes meet
super-fans!

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Who would even go to that?

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I've gone the last five years!

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On purpose?

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We've got superhero cosplay,

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superhero t-shirts,
superhero snacks

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and did we mention...
superheroes!

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You did.
You did mention superheroes.

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And, for the first time ever,

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making her ColossaCon debut...

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Fresh off her victory over
super villain Havoc,

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Starling!

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What?!

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That's right, I'm coming to my
favorite state, Texas!

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Don't tell Arkansas!

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No way!

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Starling's my favorite...

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Person to hate because
she's your nemesis.

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Nice save.
I like where this is going.

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Why else do you hate her?

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Uh, because
she insulted Arkansas

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in a cute and endearing way.

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Oh, you know what? I can't
say anything bad about her.

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She's perfect.

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I always wanted to meet her.

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One time I thought about
strapping myself to a rocket

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just to see if she'd save me.

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I'd like to strap myself
to a rocket

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just to get out of
this conversation.

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I know she's a superhero
and you're a super villain,

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But why do you hate her so much?

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It's a long story,
I don't want to get into it.

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We got time.

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And I definitely
want to get into it.

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It all started when
Havoc and Starling

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got into an epic battle.

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Wow, Havoc, you've been
working on your moves.

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You keep it up and I might
have to start trying.

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Why do you always have to
smile while you fight me?

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Smiley Fresh toothpaste
pays me to.

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Yeah well, let's see if you
keep that endorsement

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after you lose
some of those teeth!

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Whoa!

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Time to bring the boom!

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Whoa!

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Uh-oh. Not-good-
not-good-not-good...

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Here's some Smiley Fresh floss
for that gravel in your teeth.

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See you next time!

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Havoc! Are you okay?

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Did I win?

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And everyone lived
happily ever after.

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Except Amy.

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Okay, fine.

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I might a kinda sorta
lost to Starling a little bit

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and now my fury over it
consumes my entire existence.

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But, now, the worst part is

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the whole world knows
because of this.

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Wait. I thought
Jake made that meme.

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Shouldn't you be mad at him?

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I am mad at him.

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But he never would have been
able to make the meme

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if Starling hadn't done
what she did.

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That is true.

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You know, if not for her,
I wouldn't have.

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A million likes?

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Including Hartley.

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That was before I knew you.

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Amy?

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Are you actually
doing homework?!

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And ruin my 1.0 GPA?

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No.

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I'm whipping up
a little concoction

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to dump on Starling's head when
she's on stage at ColossaCon.

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Is that Chrominite?!

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No, that's my pomegranate juice.

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This is Chrominite.

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Wait. Other way around.

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But that's Starling's
one weakness!

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Any exposure to that stuff
will knock her out cold.

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I know! Think how funny it'll be

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when that happens
in front of all her fans!

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She'll be humiliated forever!

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That doesn't sound funny at all.

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Yeah, well, you're not really
the intended audience.

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Amy, you can't just roll up
and get your revenge

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in front of a packed
convention center.

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Oh, correction: Havoc can't.
But Amy can.

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Now that I'm just a normal girl,

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I can blend in with the
rest of Starling's lame fans

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and embarrass her
like she embarrassed me.

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Wait, did you just call me lame?

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Eyes on the prize, Hartley,
stay focused.

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Amy, by now, every villain
knows that we're on the run

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which means there's a good chance
that every superhero knows, too.

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Yeah. Is it really worth
risking everything

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just to get even?

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So what if there's a meme?

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It was just a joke.

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It's not funny
when I'm the punchline.

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I'm the punchline
of all your jokes!

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And that's what
makes them funny.

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Look, when I was one of
the world's

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most notorious supervillains,

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not everyone liked me, but no
one thought I was a joke!

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If I don't get even
I'll be stuck as a punchline.

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How about this?

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Since I'm your friend,
if you don't go to ColossaCon,

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I won't go either.

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Even though Starling
is my favorite superhero.

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And this is the closest
I'll ever get to meeting her.

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Hurry up and I say you won't go

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'cause I'm kinda
talking myself out of this!

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Glad you won
that argument for me.

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See you there.

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Okay, that's it!

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If you go...

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I'll tell the whole world

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your villain secret!

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Seriously?
That's like the fifteenth time

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you threatened
me with that this week.

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It's like the meme.
It never gets old.

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Eva, you need to have
a talk with your son.

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- Hey, Ma!
- Oh!

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Another one of his
shape-shifting shenanigans.

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He leapt right off the towel
rack as I was shaving my neck!

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Who are you kidding?
You were shaving your chest.

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The chest is an extension
of the neck!

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Okay Colbs, you've had your
fun. Now change back.

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Fine.

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Uh-oh. Something's wrong.

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I... I can't shape-shift back!

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I think I'm stuck!

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Oh, well.

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One less mouth to feed?

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Don't even think about it.

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I wasn't going to ColossaCon.

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Starting route to ColossaCon...

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I wasn't going to go in.

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I was gonna drive by and
give the super villain salute.

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Get in the house!

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Hartley's gonna
keep an eye on you

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to make sure
you don't sneak off.

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Wait. Where are you going?

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Baseball practice.
I joined the team.

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So now when I hit things,
people cheer

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instead of
begging for their lives.

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We're gonna have so much fun.

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Who needs ColossaCon when we
have crosswords, board games,

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and charades!

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Oh, well,
I guess I'm stuck here.

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Starling wins again.

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Have fun at
baseball practice, Jake.

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No.

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I'm not going anywhere
until I do one little thing.

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- Too tight?
- Yeah.

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Too bad. Bye.

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Don't worry,
we can still have fun.

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Let's see what's on TV!

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Superhero shirts,
superhero snacks, super...

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Snacks sound good.

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I'll go get some!

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What's the point?
I can't use my hands.

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Oh, right.

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Well, we can make
a game out of it.

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I'll put them in a bowl and you
can eat them like a dog.

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A cute dog.

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Wait! Before you go,
can you at least

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loosen these cuffs a little?

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Please, they really hurt.

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Can I trust you?

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Of course.

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You can trust that
I'm going to ColossaCon.

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You were right, Hartley.

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This was fun!

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Cute costume. Did you all
come in the same minivan?

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Wait. Where do you
think you're going?

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You have to
wear a costume to get in!

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Oh. Well, where am I supposed
to find one of those?

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Oh, no way! I am not
wearing a Starling costume.

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Then you are not getting in!

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Ew!

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- There you are!
- Hartley!

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How'd you get out of the cuffs?

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A little yoga
and a lotta saliva.

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Wait, you came dressed as Havoc?

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Aww, how cute.

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It was the cheapest one
they had.

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I can't believe you tricked me.

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I can't believe you
licked your way

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out of those handcuffs.

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Look...

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I had to come here
and get my revenge.

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You don't know what it's like
to wake up every day

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and have to relive
your most humiliating moment.

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The whole world
thinks I'm a joke.

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And the more I think about it,

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I'm starting to
believe it myself.

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I get that.

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But sometimes you
just have to let things go.

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I mean, if anyone found out
who you really are,

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You're my friend.

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I don't want you
taken away forever!

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Isn't that enough
to talk you out of it?

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Aww!

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How cute!

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Ugh.

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Nope.

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What?

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He's face-down, flip him over.

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I can't believe
I'm stuck as a towel!

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What if he's stuck forever?

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Oh, then I'll have to buy
a new set of towels

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to match that
dreadful shade of green!

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That's what
you're worried about?!

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Hey, I may be a villain,
but I do have taste!

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Relax, Colby. The same thing
happened to your Grandpa

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when he first got his
shape shifting power, too.

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You'll shift back, it just may
take you a few months.

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"A few months"?

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Hey! That is too long to be
without my son.

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That is way too long to be
with this ugly towel.

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That's Celia!

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The rent's due and
I'm a little short.

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What do we do?!

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Oh, just open it.
Maybe she forgot.

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Rent.

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Celia, sorry.

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We can't give you the rent.

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Oh. I didn't want to do this,

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but you're about to see...

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Shakedown Celia.

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Wait, wait!

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It's not that we don't have it,

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Uh, the reason
we can't give it to you

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is because we're not getting
what we paid for.

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What are you talking about?

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Uh...

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The dryer's broken
and that is why

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we're drying our
towels on the kitchen table.

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You put that nasty thing
where you eat?

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Fine, I'll knock
five dollars off.

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And also...

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And also, this blender's broken.

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That was your blender.

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What was that?

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That was the number one
reason we're not paying rent.

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This place is haunted!

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Does the ghost have any money?

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Ugh. How am I supposed to find
the real Starling

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with all these fake Starlings?

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No fair!

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You used your powers
to run away from me.

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What? I don't have super speed.

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Oh. Then I am
really out of shape.

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Hey, look at
those people in line.

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They're all dressed as Havoc.

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I have fans?

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Yeah!

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Talk about an ego boost.

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Doesn't it make you wanna beat
the rush and head on home?

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I had no idea there were any
"Havoc Heads" out there.

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That's what I assume
they call themselves.

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I thought the world was
laughing at me.

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But seeing my fans here
make me realize

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I'm still respected.

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Worshipped even.

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Get in line, Hartley, bow down.

00:14:07.183 --> 00:14:10.729
Or, instead,
how about we head on home?

00:14:11.563 --> 00:14:13.064
Hello, ColossaCon.

00:14:13.523 --> 00:14:14.608
It's Starling!

00:14:15.609 --> 00:14:17.903
Wait, why does her stage look
like a rooftop?

00:14:17.944 --> 00:14:19.112
Uh...

00:14:19.154 --> 00:14:20.906
Beats me.

00:14:21.197 --> 00:14:22.741
She's recreating the meme!

00:14:23.408 --> 00:14:25.118
That's why those people
are dressed like me!

00:14:25.577 --> 00:14:27.787
They're not my fans,
they're making fun of me!

00:14:28.538 --> 00:14:30.123
Wait, is that why you're
dressed like me?

00:14:30.165 --> 00:14:32.751
No! I would never
do that to you.

00:14:33.710 --> 00:14:35.211
Clearance bin. Remember?

00:14:38.048 --> 00:14:39.799
She's charging people to
recreate the meme

00:14:39.841 --> 00:14:41.384
that ruined my life?

00:14:41.426 --> 00:14:44.220
Time to put my plan in motion
and get even.

00:14:44.262 --> 00:14:45.263
Come on, Hartley.

00:14:45.472 --> 00:14:46.556
It's go time.

00:14:47.515 --> 00:14:48.558
Argh!

00:14:49.476 --> 00:14:50.518
Wait.

00:14:51.311 --> 00:14:53.855
That Captian Valor
looks really familiar.

00:14:54.481 --> 00:14:55.649
Is that...?

00:14:56.191 --> 00:14:57.359
Jake?

00:15:05.200 --> 00:15:06.409
Jake?

00:15:07.494 --> 00:15:10.914
No, you're mistaken,
I'm Captain Valor.

00:15:12.916 --> 00:15:13.958
Hi.

00:15:15.293 --> 00:15:17.337
You said villains
shouldn't be at ColossaCon!

00:15:17.587 --> 00:15:19.255
Is this ColossaCon?

00:15:19.297 --> 00:15:20.882
I must be in the wrong room.

00:15:20.924 --> 00:15:22.676
I'm supposed to be at
the Pembleton Wedding.

00:15:23.718 --> 00:15:25.136
Why are you here?

00:15:25.178 --> 00:15:27.722
And why are you in line
to meet Starling?

00:15:28.139 --> 00:15:30.350
I thought about what Amy said

00:15:30.392 --> 00:15:32.352
and you know, she's right.
We're normal people now

00:15:32.394 --> 00:15:35.563
so I figured I'd come meet
Starling as a normal person,

00:15:35.605 --> 00:15:37.690
to try to get some superhero
intel, you know,

00:15:37.732 --> 00:15:39.109
make sure they're not
tracking our family

00:15:39.150 --> 00:15:40.360
and throw them off
our trail if they are.

00:15:40.402 --> 00:15:41.403
I'm protecting us!

00:15:42.779 --> 00:15:44.906
I think the real question
is what are you doing here?!

00:15:45.949 --> 00:15:47.617
I can't believe you let her out!

00:15:47.659 --> 00:15:49.119
I'm sorry!

00:15:49.160 --> 00:15:51.079
She was my first hostage!

00:15:52.080 --> 00:15:54.290
You know, it's your fault
anyways.

00:15:54.332 --> 00:15:56.000
- You know you shouldn't left me there alone.
- How is it my fault?

00:15:56.000 --> 00:15:58.169
She was handcuffed to the
stairs, you could've just left her...

00:15:58.211 --> 00:15:59.796
It's really not that hard.

00:15:59.838 --> 00:16:01.548
- What do you mean?
- Wait, where'd she go?

00:16:03.091 --> 00:16:04.259
I don't know.

00:16:04.509 --> 00:16:05.885
- But we have to find her.
- Right.

00:16:06.428 --> 00:16:07.554
I mean, uh...

00:16:07.929 --> 00:16:09.889
Captain Valor to the rescue!

00:16:11.349 --> 00:16:13.435
Give it up, Jake.
Nobody's buying it.

00:16:19.399 --> 00:16:21.776
You really expect me to
believe this place is haunted?

00:16:27.407 --> 00:16:29.159
How else do you explain
that toaster?

00:16:29.659 --> 00:16:32.370
It doubles as a fireplace.
You should be paying me more.

00:16:34.873 --> 00:16:35.999
Okay, Colby.

00:16:36.416 --> 00:16:38.501
Your mom and Celia
will be here any minute.

00:16:38.543 --> 00:16:40.837
If you ever wanted to use your
powers to help your family,

00:16:40.879 --> 00:16:42.255
now's your chance.

00:16:42.672 --> 00:16:44.257
- Celia!
- Rent!

00:16:45.258 --> 00:16:47.510
And we'll pay you.
Let me just go grab my wallet.

00:16:47.552 --> 00:16:49.387
Make it fast. Bingo night.

00:16:50.471 --> 00:16:52.640
That actually sounds fun,
I would love to join.

00:16:52.682 --> 00:16:53.683
We're full.

00:16:56.978 --> 00:16:58.313
What was that?

00:16:58.354 --> 00:16:59.898
That was the ghost.

00:17:00.273 --> 00:17:02.567
I don't know. Sounds like
a tape recorder or something.

00:17:05.028 --> 00:17:06.613
Oh, that sounds like
a ghost to me.

00:17:06.654 --> 00:17:09.991
- I'm telling you, it is not...
- I am a ghost!

00:17:11.367 --> 00:17:13.745
Ugh! Get this thing off me!

00:17:15.038 --> 00:17:17.707
Ahh! Ooh!

00:17:18.082 --> 00:17:20.585
See? This place is haunted!

00:17:20.627 --> 00:17:21.794
Okay, okay.

00:17:23.296 --> 00:17:25.757
There's something I didn't tell
you when you rented this place.

00:17:26.257 --> 00:17:27.717
Someone died here.

00:17:27.759 --> 00:17:28.968
What?!

00:17:29.761 --> 00:17:32.430
Okay! Lots of people died here!

00:17:34.807 --> 00:17:35.975
Please tell me.

00:17:36.017 --> 00:17:37.435
It took me years to find someone

00:17:37.477 --> 00:17:39.437
who was willing live in
this place after the

00:17:40.063 --> 00:17:41.064
incident.

00:17:43.775 --> 00:17:46.027
Will you excuse us for a second?

00:17:46.402 --> 00:17:48.029
I'm good with it if you are.

00:17:48.071 --> 00:17:50.281
I hate the place more now.

00:17:51.074 --> 00:17:52.617
How about we pay half?

00:17:52.659 --> 00:17:53.993
Sure, fine. Whatever.

00:17:54.494 --> 00:17:57.455
I'm gonna go home
and burn all my towels.

00:18:01.125 --> 00:18:03.002
Wow, she was really scared.

00:18:03.044 --> 00:18:05.129
Her palms were super sweaty!

00:18:06.339 --> 00:18:08.591
- Really, dude?
- Sorry, I forgot.

00:18:13.554 --> 00:18:17.975
Remember, you are an evil-doer
who just ate rooftop.

00:18:18.017 --> 00:18:20.228
So let the defeat wash over you.

00:18:26.693 --> 00:18:28.986
I'm about to let the
Chrominite wash over you.

00:18:34.575 --> 00:18:36.327
I can't believe you
let her get away again!

00:18:36.369 --> 00:18:39.080
You know, for someone
trying to be a better person,

00:18:39.122 --> 00:18:41.082
you sure do like
to blame people.

00:18:42.083 --> 00:18:44.001
I know. Bad parents.
I blame them.

00:18:44.919 --> 00:18:45.962
Look!

00:18:46.838 --> 00:18:49.090
Oh, no!
She's got the Chrominite.

00:18:49.132 --> 00:18:51.092
We have to stop her. I'll
have to use my super-strength.

00:18:51.092 --> 00:18:52.093
Cover me!

00:18:54.554 --> 00:18:56.681
Oh! Whoa!

00:18:57.432 --> 00:18:59.142
No, no, no, no.

00:18:59.183 --> 00:19:01.644
Uh-oh, not good, not good!

00:19:01.686 --> 00:19:03.062
Ahh!

00:19:05.731 --> 00:19:08.109
Wow. Looks like someone
couldn't wait to meet me.

00:19:10.111 --> 00:19:12.113
Starling just saved her life!

00:19:12.155 --> 00:19:14.115
What, no!
That's not what happened.

00:19:14.157 --> 00:19:16.325
Oh, don't feel embarrassed.

00:19:16.367 --> 00:19:18.077
You fell very gracefully.

00:19:18.119 --> 00:19:20.538
Have you been saved by
a superhero before?

00:19:21.664 --> 00:19:22.707
Hey!

00:19:22.748 --> 00:19:25.126
Hi! Wow!

00:19:25.168 --> 00:19:26.586
It's you!

00:19:26.627 --> 00:19:28.629
You knew that.

00:19:28.671 --> 00:19:31.132
- Thanks for saving my friend's life.
- No, she didn't.

00:19:31.174 --> 00:19:32.967
I would've been fine.
Spines heal.

00:19:36.637 --> 00:19:38.014
Oh, my!

00:19:38.055 --> 00:19:40.099
I just saved Starling's life.

00:19:40.141 --> 00:19:41.309
I caught the Chrominite.

00:19:44.729 --> 00:19:47.023
That's pomegranate juice.
But thank you!

00:19:50.318 --> 00:19:51.319
I'm ready to go now.

00:19:54.697 --> 00:19:56.574
Thanks for coming, everybody!

00:19:56.616 --> 00:19:57.992
Wait.

00:19:58.826 --> 00:20:00.119
I...

00:20:00.161 --> 00:20:01.746
I came here to say thank you.

00:20:01.787 --> 00:20:03.080
Oh, for what?

00:20:03.706 --> 00:20:04.832
Uh...

00:20:09.754 --> 00:20:11.756
 
 
417
00:20:17,913 --> 00:20:19,262
Help!

00:20:14.592 --> 00:20:16.469
I hurt my arm
and I can't pull myself up!

00:20:16.969 --> 00:20:18.971
 
 
420
00:20:25,094 --> 00:20:26,356
Wait, please!

00:20:22.725 --> 00:20:24.227
Don't let me fall.

00:20:24.268 --> 00:20:25.394
I'm sorry.

00:20:36.489 --> 00:20:38.115
Oh.

00:20:40.952 --> 00:20:42.203
You saved my life.

00:20:42.245 --> 00:20:44.538
I'm a superhero. It's what I do.

00:20:47.166 --> 00:20:48.167
Thank you.

00:20:48.751 --> 00:20:50.211
Don't thank me.

00:20:50.503 --> 00:20:52.755
It's my job to make
the world a safer place.

00:20:54.131 --> 00:20:56.133
Maybe one day,
you'll do that, too.

00:21:04.767 --> 00:21:06.060
Hello, for what?

00:21:06.102 --> 00:21:08.312
Um, for an autograph.

00:21:08.896 --> 00:21:10.022
Oh, sure.

00:21:15.861 --> 00:21:16.904
Thanks.

00:21:22.493 --> 00:21:24.495
Oh, Jake! Come quick!

00:21:24.537 --> 00:21:27.123
Amy's taking out her
rage on a soft pretzel vendor!

00:21:27.164 --> 00:21:30.209
There's salt and mustard
everywhere!

00:21:32.712 --> 00:21:33.713
Sure, I'll help.

00:21:36.298 --> 00:21:37.341
It's what I do.

00:21:42.096 --> 00:21:43.889
Amy, your mother
and I were very upset

00:21:43.931 --> 00:21:45.141
you went to ColossaCon.

00:21:45.516 --> 00:21:47.226
You could've put all of
our lives in danger.

00:21:47.977 --> 00:21:49.103
You told them?

00:21:49.145 --> 00:21:50.896
Uh, didn't have to.

00:21:50.938 --> 00:21:52.231
The internet did.

00:21:52.273 --> 00:21:54.233
Oh, no. There's another meme?

00:21:54.275 --> 00:21:56.318
Nope! Now you're a GIF!

00:22:00.072 --> 00:22:01.907
"Catch you later"!

00:22:04.118 --> 00:22:06.162
Oh, buck up, kiddo!

00:22:06.203 --> 00:22:08.372
I know things may seem bad now,

00:22:08.456 --> 00:22:10.082
but at least you're not a towel.

00:22:10.541 --> 00:22:11.625
Hey!

00:22:12.543 --> 00:22:14.170
Well, we should
probably get some sleep.

00:22:14.211 --> 00:22:16.547
Colby and I are having a hot
yoga session in the morning.

00:22:16.589 --> 00:22:18.174
It's gonna get damp!

00:22:18.215 --> 00:22:19.300
Wait, what?!

00:22:20.926 --> 00:22:23.262
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Ow! Ow! Ow!

00:22:24.346 --> 00:22:25.639
By the way,

00:22:25.681 --> 00:22:27.725
people died here.

00:22:27.767 --> 00:22:28.893
Night.

00:22:30.603 --> 00:22:31.854
Wait, what?

00:22:31.896 --> 00:22:33.397
When? Where? How?

00:22:35.900 --> 00:22:38.611
Great. And I guess I'm
back to being the punchline.

00:22:39.320 --> 00:22:40.905
No, you're not.

00:22:42.823 --> 00:22:44.241
I'm actually proud of you.

00:22:44.909 --> 00:22:47.536
Why? Starling won. Again.

00:22:47.578 --> 00:22:48.746
Think about it.

00:22:48.787 --> 00:22:50.789
You were standing
right next to her.

00:22:50.831 --> 00:22:53.000
At any moment,
you could've just snapped.

00:22:53.042 --> 00:22:54.543
And gone full Havok.

00:22:55.127 --> 00:22:56.295
But you didn't.

00:22:56.337 --> 00:22:57.588
It shows growth.

00:22:58.005 --> 00:22:59.590
Yeah, well.

00:22:59.632 --> 00:23:01.300
Villains aren't really
supposed to "grow."

00:23:02.551 --> 00:23:05.346
Well, Havoc's not supposed to.

00:23:05.387 --> 00:23:06.889
But Amy is.

00:23:07.681 --> 00:23:09.141
Starling may have
won the battle,

00:23:09.183 --> 00:23:11.852
But by letting it go,
you won the war.

00:23:12.770 --> 00:23:13.812
Huh.

00:23:14.688 --> 00:23:16.357
I guess I never
thought about it like that.

00:23:18.025 --> 00:23:19.902
You also won the war
with the pretzel vendor.

00:23:19.944 --> 00:23:22.363
Ten dollars for bread and salt
and I'm the villain?!

00:23:27.284 --> 00:23:28.702
Amy, you are not gonna believe

00:23:28.744 --> 00:23:30.287
what happened in your bedroom!

00:23:31.163 --> 00:23:32.748
And... they're gone.

00:23:44.385 --> 00:23:46.303
I know who you are.