WEBVTT

00:00:06.845 --> 00:00:09.222
- Thank you!
- That's my purse! Stop!

00:00:10.640 --> 00:00:12.267
Stop!

00:00:13.893 --> 00:00:16.771
Don't worry. I'm about
to pump his brakes.

00:00:28.450 --> 00:00:30.285
Pink isn't really your color.

00:00:36.291 --> 00:00:38.084
But orange is about
to look great on you.

00:00:42.756 --> 00:00:45.133
That bike meant a lot to me.

00:00:45.133 --> 00:00:47.260
It was the first thing
I ever stole.

00:00:47.260 --> 00:00:49.471
That's a really touching story.

00:00:50.263 --> 00:00:52.348
My heroes! Thank you so much.

00:00:53.057 --> 00:00:54.392
No need to thank us.

00:00:54.392 --> 00:00:57.103
It's our job to scour
the streets for scum.

00:00:57.103 --> 00:00:58.938
Hey, scum's a little harsh.

00:00:58.938 --> 00:01:00.565
You're too modest.

00:01:01.983 --> 00:01:03.610
Wow, it's you.

00:01:08.031 --> 00:01:09.616
And by you, I mean...

00:01:09.616 --> 00:01:11.576
the owner of the purse
that was just stolen.

00:01:17.290 --> 00:01:18.917
You're engaged?!

00:01:19.375 --> 00:01:21.002
Oh, yeah, I am.

00:01:21.628 --> 00:01:23.004
Congrats!

00:01:23.004 --> 00:01:24.672
It's a good thing
he didn't get that rock.

00:01:24.672 --> 00:01:26.299
It's huge.

00:01:33.598 --> 00:01:36.726
I guess we're just
letting him go today.

00:01:43.816 --> 00:01:46.486
What just happened?
You're acting super weird!

00:01:46.486 --> 00:01:48.321
- No, I'm not.
- Yeah, you are!

00:01:48.321 --> 00:01:50.657
A few minutes ago, you suddenly
stopped talking with your...

00:01:50.657 --> 00:01:53.868
super-serious
Black Scorpion voice.

00:01:53.868 --> 00:01:56.788
It was like watching
puberty in reverse!

00:01:56.788 --> 00:01:58.414
And you let a criminal go!

00:01:58.957 --> 00:02:00.583
Wait...

00:02:00.959 --> 00:02:02.293
Did you know that woman?

00:02:02.293 --> 00:02:04.837
Who? Lily? Never heard of her.

00:02:04.837 --> 00:02:06.422
You just said her name!

00:02:06.422 --> 00:02:08.549
What? No. You did.

00:02:09.801 --> 00:02:11.427
I have to go.

00:02:13.763 --> 00:02:15.765
Dang shadow travel.

00:02:15.765 --> 00:02:17.558
You know I can find you, right?

00:02:17.558 --> 00:02:19.644
I know where you live!

00:02:40.748 --> 00:02:43.042
Does Uncle Cruz know
someone named Lily?

00:02:43.042 --> 00:02:45.837
Where'd you hear about Lily?
That's his ex-girlfriend.

00:02:45.837 --> 00:02:48.297
Wow! Uncle Cruz
had a girlfriend?

00:02:48.297 --> 00:02:50.591
- Mm-hmm.
- But he hates things like talking

00:02:50.591 --> 00:02:53.094
and having fun and...

00:02:53.094 --> 00:02:55.930
people. What happened?

00:02:55.930 --> 00:02:58.224
Well, I'm guessing Uncle Cruz
constantly flaked on Lily,

00:02:58.224 --> 00:03:00.143
so she broke up with him.

00:03:00.143 --> 00:03:01.561
That about sums it up.

00:03:01.561 --> 00:03:02.937
When did they break up?

00:03:02.937 --> 00:03:05.606
Three years ago.
I was so sad when it ended.

00:03:06.899 --> 00:03:09.694
She was my size,
so we could've shared clothes.

00:03:10.278 --> 00:03:12.321
Well, sounds like she's
the one that got away.

00:03:12.321 --> 00:03:14.615
- From you...
- Hey!

00:03:14.615 --> 00:03:17.243
Cruz was pretty crushed
when she ended things.

00:03:17.243 --> 00:03:19.537
Now I get why
he's always so cranky!

00:03:19.537 --> 00:03:21.414
He's heartbroken.

00:03:21.414 --> 00:03:23.916
If he wasn't so crabby,
my life would be so much easier.

00:03:23.916 --> 00:03:26.377
Yeah. Ours, too.

00:03:26.377 --> 00:03:28.713
We need to help Uncle Cruz
find love. He can't die alone

00:03:28.713 --> 00:03:30.923
with his protein powder
and pizza pockets.

00:03:30.923 --> 00:03:33.843
Trust me, honey, I've tried,
but he hates being set up.

00:03:33.843 --> 00:03:36.220
He's also not an easy guy
to set up because...

00:03:36.220 --> 00:03:37.638
he's him.

00:03:37.638 --> 00:03:39.807
There has to be
someone out there for him.

00:03:39.807 --> 00:03:41.434
Some people prefer to be alone.

00:03:41.559 --> 00:03:44.479
Not everyone's lucky to find the
peanut butter to their jelly.

00:03:44.479 --> 00:03:46.647
Actually, you're the jelly
to my peanut butter

00:03:46.647 --> 00:03:49.025
because I'm a little nutty
and you're so sweet.

00:03:50.234 --> 00:03:51.778
I have to get to school.

00:03:51.778 --> 00:03:52.987
The gym teacher
is going on vacation,

00:03:52.987 --> 00:03:55.698
so I need to find a substitute.

00:03:55.698 --> 00:03:58.034
- You know the one thing there's no substitute for...
- Hm?

00:03:59.452 --> 00:04:01.245
That's so sweet you want
to help your uncle find love.

00:04:01.245 --> 00:04:02.789
I mean, someone has to, or else

00:04:02.789 --> 00:04:05.583
he's gonna be a cranky loner
for the rest of his life.

00:04:09.962 --> 00:04:11.756
- Did you just see that?
- See what?

00:04:11.756 --> 00:04:14.175
- Alex was totally smiling at you!
- No, he wasn't!

00:04:14.175 --> 00:04:16.761
- That's just his face.
- I think he has a crush on you.

00:04:16.761 --> 00:04:18.763
You should accidentally
bump into him by his locker

00:04:18.763 --> 00:04:20.890
and start a convo!
I have the perfect icebreaker.

00:04:21.474 --> 00:04:22.975
Hey. What's up.

00:04:22.975 --> 00:04:25.436
I am so not doing that.

00:04:25.436 --> 00:04:28.648
Besides, I need to focus
on finding Uncle Cruz a new girlfriend.

00:04:28.648 --> 00:04:30.733
But, who would want to date
a total cranky-pants

00:04:30.733 --> 00:04:32.318
who loves yelling at people,

00:04:32.318 --> 00:04:33.945
spends all of their
time at the gym,

00:04:33.945 --> 00:04:35.696
and eats pizza pockets?

00:04:39.116 --> 00:04:40.743
Settle down, everyone!

00:04:41.702 --> 00:04:44.914
Since the school mandates I
teach you the five food groups,

00:04:44.914 --> 00:04:48.000
I give you humanity's gift
to on-the-go eating...

00:04:49.085 --> 00:04:50.711
pizza pockets.

00:04:53.422 --> 00:04:55.883
Wait, she loves pizza pockets,

00:04:55.883 --> 00:04:57.760
spends a ton of time at the gym,

00:04:57.760 --> 00:04:58.803
and yells at people for fun.

00:04:58.803 --> 00:05:00.388
Pipe down!

00:05:00.388 --> 00:05:02.890
Coach Park is perfect
for Uncle Cruz.

00:05:02.890 --> 00:05:04.392
I think you're right.

00:05:04.392 --> 00:05:05.810
I know I'm right.

00:05:05.810 --> 00:05:08.229
Trust me.
I have this all figured out.

00:05:08.229 --> 00:05:09.855
Now, I just have
to get them to meet.

00:05:10.898 --> 00:05:12.608
Rodriguez! Miller-Martinez!
Zip it!

00:05:12.608 --> 00:05:14.235
Drop and give me 20.

00:05:16.904 --> 00:05:19.865
See?
Aw, she's perfect for him!

00:05:19.865 --> 00:05:22.660
I'm so excited.

00:05:22.827 --> 00:05:25.538
Hm. Helping me do dishes.

00:05:26.205 --> 00:05:27.373
What do you want?

00:05:27.373 --> 00:05:29.834
Just trying to make
my hardworking mom's life

00:05:29.834 --> 00:05:32.169
a little easier.

00:05:32.169 --> 00:05:34.338
Speaking of which,
you should ask.

00:05:34.338 --> 00:05:36.173
Uncle Cruz to sub
for the gym teacher.

00:05:36.173 --> 00:05:37.049
He needs to get out more.

00:05:37.675 --> 00:05:39.385
Right...

00:05:39.385 --> 00:05:42.471
Well, I am having trouble
finding a substitute,

00:05:42.471 --> 00:05:44.598
but there is no way
he'd say yes.

00:05:44.598 --> 00:05:47.560
He does owe you for forgetting
your birthday last year.

00:05:48.686 --> 00:05:50.354
True...

00:05:50.354 --> 00:05:52.565
But I'm not gonna
guilt trip him.

00:05:52.565 --> 00:05:54.567
You owe me, Cruz.

00:05:54.567 --> 00:05:56.986
Remember how you forgot
my birthday last year?

00:05:56.986 --> 00:05:59.113
Are you trying to guilt trip me?

00:05:59.113 --> 00:06:00.865
I always remember your birthday,

00:06:00.865 --> 00:06:04.201
and I make your favorite
enchiladas from scratch.

00:06:04.201 --> 00:06:06.328
So, that's a yes
on the guilt trip.

00:06:06.328 --> 00:06:08.539
It takes me all day,
but I still do it,

00:06:08.539 --> 00:06:10.291
despite having a full-time job,

00:06:10.291 --> 00:06:12.835
two kids, and carpal tunnel!

00:06:12.835 --> 00:06:14.462
Okay.

00:06:14.920 --> 00:06:16.589
Fine. I'll do it.

00:06:18.090 --> 00:06:21.010
Only if you really want to.

00:06:23.888 --> 00:06:26.098
How exciting is this?

00:06:26.098 --> 00:06:28.350
Uncle Cruz and Coach Park
are just moments away

00:06:28.350 --> 00:06:31.937
from becoming a pizza pocket
filled with gym socks and love.

00:06:31.937 --> 00:06:34.356
Aw, I can't wait to be in love!

00:06:35.399 --> 00:06:36.942
Okay, I need help
speeding things along.

00:06:36.942 --> 00:06:39.445
I don't want Uncle Cruz to spend
another second being unhappy.

00:06:41.447 --> 00:06:42.907
Hey, Coach Cruz.

00:06:42.907 --> 00:06:44.366
How fun is this?

00:06:44.366 --> 00:06:46.535
You and me,
hanging out on my turf.

00:06:46.535 --> 00:06:48.746
New experiences, new people.

00:06:48.746 --> 00:06:50.122
In fact, why don't
I introduce you

00:06:50.122 --> 00:06:51.248
to some new people right now?

00:06:51.248 --> 00:06:52.875
I can't stand new people.

00:06:53.584 --> 00:06:54.752
See her over there?

00:06:54.752 --> 00:06:57.171
That's Coach Park.
What do you think?

00:06:57.880 --> 00:07:00.132
- I think she's over-inflating those *.
- Right?

00:07:00.132 --> 00:07:02.009
I think you two
would really hit it off.

00:07:03.886 --> 00:07:05.721
Come on. You can't let
your superhero life

00:07:05.721 --> 00:07:07.097
cramp your style.

00:07:07.097 --> 00:07:09.266
Besides, you need
to move on from Lily.

00:07:09.266 --> 00:07:10.684
Who told you about Lily?

00:07:10.684 --> 00:07:12.311
No one!

00:07:12.561 --> 00:07:14.188
Lucky guess?

00:07:14.563 --> 00:07:16.899
- Mom.
- You two need to mind your own business.

00:07:16.899 --> 00:07:18.943
- But, I...
- No! Discussion over!

00:07:18.943 --> 00:07:21.612
Unless you want the whole class
to run laps because of you!

00:07:26.617 --> 00:07:27.910
That didn't go well.

00:07:27.910 --> 00:07:29.245
Do you think
he's not ready to date?

00:07:29.245 --> 00:07:31.038
- Maybe.
- Do you think it's too painful for him?

00:07:31.038 --> 00:07:32.665
- Probably.
- So you're going to give up?

00:07:33.040 --> 00:07:34.667
Absolutely not.

00:07:45.344 --> 00:07:47.263
Paging moody uncle,
party of one.

00:07:47.263 --> 00:07:48.847
He seems okay.

00:07:48.847 --> 00:07:51.141
Trust me. The ingredients
of that pizza pocket

00:07:51.141 --> 00:07:53.310
are mozzarella and misery.

00:07:55.229 --> 00:07:57.064
What should I do?
Coach Park and Uncle Cruz

00:07:57.064 --> 00:07:58.774
can't fall in love
if they never meet.

00:07:58.774 --> 00:08:00.568
Why don't we discuss
this during lunch?

00:08:00.568 --> 00:08:02.570
- Everyone's waiting for us.
- Let them wait.

00:08:02.570 --> 00:08:04.989
My hunger pangs
will fuel my matchmaking.

00:08:04.989 --> 00:08:08.033
But, I got Gracie to grab
a table next to Alex's table,

00:08:08.033 --> 00:08:09.952
and she got her friend Cody to
make sure that Alex will sit

00:08:09.952 --> 00:08:11.620
at the end of the table
next to our table,

00:08:11.620 --> 00:08:14.290
so it'll be like you guys
are having lunch together.

00:08:14.290 --> 00:08:16.250
Who does all of that
crazy maneuvering

00:08:16.250 --> 00:08:17.876
just to get two people
to meet and...

00:08:20.212 --> 00:08:22.631
Why didn't I think of it myself?

00:08:22.631 --> 00:08:25.467
Maya, you're a genius!
Thank you!

00:08:26.594 --> 00:08:27.803
You're welcome?

00:08:58.834 --> 00:09:00.294
Yes!

00:09:14.099 --> 00:09:16.018
Those were the good beans!

00:09:16.018 --> 00:09:17.978
I'm so sorry.

00:09:17.978 --> 00:09:20.522
That was an accident. Uh,
I-let me help you clean that up,

00:09:20.522 --> 00:09:21.940
and then I-I'll buy you
a new you lunch!

00:09:21.940 --> 00:09:24.651
So, I can be indebted to you?
No, thanks.

00:09:24.651 --> 00:09:25.986
Next thing I know,

00:09:25.986 --> 00:09:27.780
you'll be asking me to help
you change a flat tire.

00:09:27.780 --> 00:09:30.783
Can I do it under 5 minutes
with one hand? Sure.

00:09:30.783 --> 00:09:33.327
But, I'm a busy woman and I
don't have time for your nonsense.

00:09:35.871 --> 00:09:37.498
I...

00:09:43.629 --> 00:09:45.380
That was hilarious.

00:09:45.380 --> 00:09:48.550
Was it? 'Cause I...
I feel awful.

00:09:48.550 --> 00:09:50.552
Don't. Coach Park
always eats my yogurt

00:09:50.552 --> 00:09:52.387
in the teacher's lounge fridge,

00:09:52.387 --> 00:09:54.139
so she kinda deserved it.

00:09:54.139 --> 00:09:57.851
Hi. I'm Catalina.

00:09:57.851 --> 00:09:59.186
I'm the guidance counselor.

00:09:59.186 --> 00:10:01.105
Oh, I-I'm Cruz.

00:10:01.105 --> 00:10:03.148
Uh, yeah. Oh! If you're looking
for the regular gym teacher,

00:10:03.148 --> 00:10:05.692
I'm just subbing for him
while he's on vacation.

00:10:05.692 --> 00:10:07.486
I'm not.

00:10:07.486 --> 00:10:09.488
I'm just hiding
from the students,

00:10:09.488 --> 00:10:11.824
taking a break from hearing
about their problems.

00:10:11.824 --> 00:10:15.327
Isn't it your job
to listen to their problems?

00:10:15.327 --> 00:10:18.247
Yes. Just not 24/7.

00:10:20.833 --> 00:10:22.459
Is that your lunch?

00:10:23.961 --> 00:10:26.255
There are much better foods
that come in pocket form.

00:10:26.255 --> 00:10:28.298
You have to try these empanadas.

00:10:28.298 --> 00:10:30.342
They're from my favorite bakery.

00:10:30.342 --> 00:10:32.219
I'd commit a crime
to get my hands on these.

00:10:33.512 --> 00:10:36.515
Oh no! I bought these
instead of paying my rent.

00:10:37.641 --> 00:10:39.601
Not really, but I would.

00:10:51.196 --> 00:10:53.907
Five-second rule?

00:10:55.701 --> 00:10:58.245
Eating off of a gym floor?
That's... pretty daring.

00:10:59.413 --> 00:11:01.331
I like to live life on the edge.

00:11:15.345 --> 00:11:17.889
And now, Coach Park totally
hates Uncle Cruz because of me.

00:11:17.889 --> 00:11:19.391
Coach Park doesn't like anyone.

00:11:19.391 --> 00:11:23.103
I know! That's why she's
perfect for Uncle Cruz!

00:11:24.521 --> 00:11:27.232
Hey, Dad, what do you usually
do when Mom's upset with you?

00:11:27.232 --> 00:11:30.152
Why? Did she find the thing
I hid in the attic?

00:11:31.278 --> 00:11:33.572
No clue what you're
talking about.

00:11:33.572 --> 00:11:34.948
Good.

00:11:34.948 --> 00:11:36.742
Because I didn't hide
anything in the attic.

00:11:36.742 --> 00:11:39.161
But, if I did
and your mom found it,

00:11:39.161 --> 00:11:40.787
then I'd buy her flowers.

00:11:41.496 --> 00:11:43.123
Flowers are a great idea.

00:11:43.999 --> 00:11:47.002
- What'd you hide in the attic?
- I told you! Nothing!

00:11:47.002 --> 00:11:49.796
Because we don't keep secrets
in this family, right?

00:11:49.796 --> 00:11:52.341
Yep! No secrets.

00:11:56.303 --> 00:11:58.430
- Where are you going?
- Definitely not the attic.

00:12:04.269 --> 00:12:06.146
I can't wait until Coach Park
sees the flowers.

00:12:06.146 --> 00:12:08.106
"Uncle Cruz" got her.
When she does,

00:12:08.106 --> 00:12:10.400
I know she'll totally
give him a second chance.

00:12:10.400 --> 00:12:13.153
Are you even listening to me?

00:12:14.071 --> 00:12:16.156
Sorry. Alex just sent me
the funniest meme

00:12:16.156 --> 00:12:17.783
of a bunny who loves hip hop.

00:12:17.991 --> 00:12:20.452
Get it? Bunny? Hip-hop?

00:12:20.452 --> 00:12:22.954
Unfortunately, I do.

00:12:29.795 --> 00:12:32.047
- Good morning, everyone.
- Morning, Catalina!

00:12:35.801 --> 00:12:37.761
Relax. Try to smile.

00:12:39.137 --> 00:12:41.139
What's this?

00:12:41.139 --> 00:12:44.142
"Stealing a co-worker's yogurt
is a federal offense"?

00:12:46.478 --> 00:12:48.480
I, uh, wanted to make sure

00:12:48.480 --> 00:12:50.273
you had breakfast in case
you dropped your lunch

00:12:50.273 --> 00:12:52.818
all over the floor again.

00:12:53.735 --> 00:12:55.362
My hero.

00:12:55.946 --> 00:12:57.447
I don't know, you know...

00:12:57.447 --> 00:12:59.282
Who put this in my cubby?

00:12:59.282 --> 00:13:01.201
I don't know.
Is there a card?

00:13:03.703 --> 00:13:05.497
"Sorry I ruined your lunch.

00:13:05.497 --> 00:13:07.707
"I'd love a second chance
at a first impression.

00:13:07.707 --> 00:13:09.376
"X-O-X-O.

00:13:09.376 --> 00:13:11.002
Cruz."

00:13:12.379 --> 00:13:14.005
What?

00:13:14.714 --> 00:13:18.093
- Wait, I didn't...
- That wasn't...

00:13:18.093 --> 00:13:19.719
Catalina, that wasn't me...

00:13:19.719 --> 00:13:21.972
Slow down, cowboy.
I'm not interested.

00:13:23.181 --> 00:13:25.350
- Uh...
- Plus, I'm way out of your league,

00:13:25.350 --> 00:13:26.977
but thanks for these.

00:13:27.227 --> 00:13:28.854
Catalina, wait!

00:13:31.231 --> 00:13:33.066
No need to thank me.

00:13:33.066 --> 00:13:35.610
And FYI, cash for
the flowers is fine.

00:13:36.486 --> 00:13:39.114
Wait, you sent the flowers
to Coach Park?

00:13:39.114 --> 00:13:42.117
Yeah, but I put your name on
the card. Pretty clever, huh?

00:13:45.245 --> 00:13:47.747
Is this a situation where
your face is saying no,

00:13:47.747 --> 00:13:49.499
but your mind is saying yes?

00:13:49.499 --> 00:13:51.918
No one asked you to do that.

00:13:51.918 --> 00:13:54.087
For the last time,
stop meddling in my life

00:13:54.087 --> 00:13:55.505
and stay out of my business.

00:13:55.505 --> 00:13:58.675
But, I was just trying
to help you find love.

00:13:58.675 --> 00:14:00.927
Well, you just did
the opposite of that!

00:14:08.768 --> 00:14:10.312
I'm the worst matchmaker ever.

00:14:10.312 --> 00:14:11.938
Uncle Cruz is mad at me

00:14:11.938 --> 00:14:14.774
and said I did the opposite
of helping him find love.

00:14:14.774 --> 00:14:16.318
How did I help him find war?

00:14:16.318 --> 00:14:18.028
You're being
too hard on yourself.

00:14:18.028 --> 00:14:20.780
Uncle Cruz is
gonna be sad and alone

00:14:20.780 --> 00:14:23.283
for the rest of his life
because of me.

00:14:23.283 --> 00:14:24.701
I just want him to be happy.

00:14:24.701 --> 00:14:26.328
And I want you to be happy.

00:14:27.871 --> 00:14:29.414
That's why you should
give Alex a chance.

00:14:29.414 --> 00:14:32.083
He's so cute
and smart and funny.

00:14:32.083 --> 00:14:33.960
You know what?

00:14:33.960 --> 00:14:36.504
It kinda sounds like
you like Alex.

00:14:37.130 --> 00:14:39.341
What? That's not true, is it?

00:14:39.966 --> 00:14:41.593
Oh my gosh, it is! Ah!

00:14:43.678 --> 00:14:46.097
- I do like Alex.
- You should tell him.

00:14:47.307 --> 00:14:50.268
I will. See?
You are good at matchmaking.

00:14:57.359 --> 00:14:59.152
About today...

00:14:59.152 --> 00:15:00.862
- Stop talking.
- But, I...

00:15:00.862 --> 00:15:03.073
Opening your mouth and having
sounds come out of it

00:15:03.073 --> 00:15:04.783
is talking.

00:15:04.783 --> 00:15:07.994
You can't avoid
this convo forever.

00:15:10.205 --> 00:15:13.083
Or I guess you can.

00:15:13.083 --> 00:15:15.919
Just so you know,
this is why you're still single!

00:15:19.673 --> 00:15:23.301
Ugh. Can't I ever
get a break from you?

00:15:23.301 --> 00:15:24.761
No.

00:15:24.761 --> 00:15:27.138
Can you please tell me
what I did wrong?

00:15:27.138 --> 00:15:29.391
I was just trying to help you
get a date with Coach Park.

00:15:29.391 --> 00:15:31.476
I'm not interested
in Coach Park.

00:15:34.687 --> 00:15:36.314
Wait! Do you like someone else?

00:15:37.440 --> 00:15:39.025
You do! Who?

00:15:39.025 --> 00:15:41.319
If you tell me,
I'll mop the gym every day

00:15:41.319 --> 00:15:42.987
for a month for free.

00:15:42.987 --> 00:15:44.864
Actually, let's be real.
I'm never going to do that.

00:15:44.864 --> 00:15:47.617
So, just tell me who you like.

00:15:47.617 --> 00:15:49.411
Come on! Who is it?

00:15:49.411 --> 00:15:51.037
If you don't tell me
who it is, then

00:15:51.037 --> 00:15:52.956
I'll just have to guess who
it is and set you up with them.

00:15:52.956 --> 00:15:56.084
And you know how that turned out.
You have to tell me!

00:15:56.084 --> 00:15:57.919
Please, please, please!

00:15:57.919 --> 00:16:00.338
It's Catalina! Now, stop.

00:16:00.338 --> 00:16:03.258
What? The new
guidance counselor?

00:16:03.258 --> 00:16:04.801
No, the island.

00:16:04.801 --> 00:16:06.678
Wow.

00:16:06.678 --> 00:16:09.931
But, she's so
friendly and normal.

00:16:12.851 --> 00:16:14.769
I'm sorry I messed
everything up.

00:16:15.979 --> 00:16:18.565
It's okay.
I know you meant well.

00:16:22.110 --> 00:16:24.696
Even though you're always
yelling at me,

00:16:24.696 --> 00:16:27.073
I want you to be happy.

00:16:27.073 --> 00:16:28.700
You're my nino.

00:16:33.204 --> 00:16:34.914
A comer.

00:16:42.422 --> 00:16:44.257
Hey, Ms. Rivera.

00:16:44.257 --> 00:16:46.301
I probably shouldn't be here

00:16:46.301 --> 00:16:49.137
since someone, who will
remain anonymous,

00:16:49.137 --> 00:16:51.681
doesn't want me meddling
in their personal life.

00:16:51.681 --> 00:16:53.850
But, I feel like I should
meddle one last time

00:16:53.850 --> 00:16:55.768
to fix my original
misguided meddling.

00:16:56.477 --> 00:16:58.104
Okay...

00:17:02.525 --> 00:17:06.613
So, let's say I thought
a certain grumpy guy

00:17:06.613 --> 00:17:09.073
wanted to date
a certain grumpy lady.

00:17:09.073 --> 00:17:11.367
So, I sent the grumpy
lady flowers

00:17:11.367 --> 00:17:13.161
and said they're
from the grumpy guy.

00:17:16.581 --> 00:17:20.293
But, the grumpy guy actually
likes someone else.

00:17:20.293 --> 00:17:23.630
Someone who isn't grumpy at all.

00:17:23.630 --> 00:17:26.007
Someone who's really
good at guiding people.

00:17:27.258 --> 00:17:30.053
I think I get where
you're going with this.

00:17:30.970 --> 00:17:33.765
You do?
'Cause, honestly, I don't.

00:17:33.765 --> 00:17:35.391
I thought I had it
all figured out,

00:17:35.391 --> 00:17:38.186
but now, it just seems like
when it comes to love,

00:17:38.186 --> 00:17:39.687
no one really knows anything.

00:17:39.687 --> 00:17:42.315
Sounds like you
understand just fine.

00:17:45.985 --> 00:17:47.403
Did you talk to Alex?

00:17:47.403 --> 00:17:48.947
Does he have
boyfriend potential?

00:17:48.947 --> 00:17:51.324
I did, and he does have
boyfriend potential,

00:17:51.324 --> 00:17:54.077
but not for me since he's *.
We had the best convo though,

00:17:54.077 --> 00:17:55.620
and we're playing
"Active Duty" this weekend.

00:17:55.620 --> 00:17:57.497
New friend? Even better.

00:17:58.915 --> 00:18:01.709
Come on, hustle. Mm?

00:18:02.919 --> 00:18:04.545
Look.

00:18:05.129 --> 00:18:06.798
- Hi.
- Hi.

00:18:08.424 --> 00:18:11.094
I was wondering,
have you heard of Rosa's cafe?

00:18:11.094 --> 00:18:13.179
Uh, no.
No, I-I don't think so.

00:18:13.179 --> 00:18:16.641
It's a new empanada place
that I've been wanting to try.

00:18:16.641 --> 00:18:19.018
And they actually serve
food on their plates

00:18:19.018 --> 00:18:20.645
instead of the floor.

00:18:21.312 --> 00:18:23.564
That sounds like
how normal people eat.

00:18:24.649 --> 00:18:26.150
We should check it out.

00:18:26.150 --> 00:18:28.403
Oh... I...

00:18:28.403 --> 00:18:30.029
I'm busy for
the next six months.

00:18:32.156 --> 00:18:34.534
Kidding.

00:18:34.534 --> 00:18:36.327
How about... Saturday?

00:18:37.286 --> 00:18:39.163
Sounds perfect.

00:18:45.378 --> 00:18:47.422
Okay. I was definitely getting

00:18:47.422 --> 00:18:49.590
some Cruzalina vibes
from that convo.

00:18:49.590 --> 00:18:52.135
Never say Cruzalina again

00:18:52.135 --> 00:18:53.594
unless you enjoy
scrubbing toilets.

00:18:53.594 --> 00:18:55.221
But you guys have a date, right?

00:18:55.847 --> 00:18:58.808
I'm pretty good at reading lips.
Yeah, it's a talent.

00:19:00.059 --> 00:19:02.478
I'm right! See, technically,

00:19:02.478 --> 00:19:04.063
my meddling
worked out after all.

00:19:04.063 --> 00:19:05.690
If I hadn't convinced
Mom to hire you,

00:19:05.690 --> 00:19:07.400
you would have
never met Catalina.

00:19:07.400 --> 00:19:09.527
I'm really feeling the urge
to do a victory dance right now.

00:19:09.527 --> 00:19:11.070
Please don't.

00:19:11.070 --> 00:19:13.573
And for the last time,
no more meddling.

00:19:13.573 --> 00:19:16.367
Okay. I promise to stop
meddling in your love life.

00:19:16.367 --> 00:19:18.202
But I am gonna have to meddle
with your wardrobe.

00:19:18.202 --> 00:19:20.455
First of all, don't wear
gym clothes on your date.

00:19:20.455 --> 00:19:22.665
You should wear a shirt
with sleeves and buttons.

00:19:22.665 --> 00:19:24.834
Definitely a shirt
with sleeves and buttons.

00:19:24.834 --> 00:19:26.127
Forget it.
We should go shopping.

00:19:26.127 --> 00:19:27.753
Go finish your exercises.