WEBVTT 00:01:28.426 --> 00:01:30.553 - Phys Ed. It's my least favorite subject. - Ugh. This is such a pain. 00:01:32.305 --> 00:01:33.848 You could say I'm decent at athletics, 00:01:33.848 --> 00:01:36.392 enough to place at an international level. 00:01:36.392 --> 00:01:38.353 That is precisely why it is so difficult for me... 00:01:39.687 --> 00:01:41.731 - What was that crazy loud noise just now?! - Was that a meteor?! 00:01:42.273 --> 00:01:44.192 ...to downplay my skill to that of an ordinary person. 00:01:44.192 --> 00:01:47.028 Okay, guys! For today's PE class, we'll be playing dodgeball. 00:01:47.028 --> 00:01:48.738 Dodgeball? In high school? 00:01:48.738 --> 00:01:50.907 - Aw man... There's gotta be something else we can do. - Hey! Don't complain! 00:01:51.157 --> 00:01:52.617 Let's give it all we've got! 00:01:52.617 --> 00:01:54.160 Who cares if it seems childish! 00:01:54.160 --> 00:01:55.745 Let's relive our youthful days! 00:01:55.745 --> 00:01:57.413 Let's all play 'til we're dripping in sweat! 00:01:57.413 --> 00:01:58.456 Agreed? 00:01:59.958 --> 00:02:02.418 Well, if Hairo really wants to... 00:02:02.418 --> 00:02:03.878 Guess we've gotta get serious. 00:02:04.295 --> 00:02:07.048 That's Kineshi Hairo. Our class rep. 00:02:07.048 --> 00:02:08.758 He's stiflingly overzealous. 00:02:08.758 --> 00:02:09.968 That's how I think of him, but... 00:02:09.968 --> 00:02:12.846 - Okay! Who wants to be on my team?! - it seems the rest of the class has a lot of respect for him. 00:02:12.846 --> 00:02:15.515 - Me! - We'll decide the teams with rock and paper! 00:02:15.515 --> 00:02:16.766 Okay! 00:02:16.766 --> 00:02:18.017 We're gonna win no matter what! 00:02:18.017 --> 00:02:19.060 Yeah! 00:02:19.060 --> 00:02:20.645 I'm on Hairo's team. 00:02:20.645 --> 00:02:22.647 Well, it's better than the alternative. 00:02:24.107 --> 00:02:25.942 We'll start the match with a jump ball. 00:02:26.276 --> 00:02:29.487 Thus, the dodgeball match began. 00:02:31.906 --> 00:02:33.908 - All right! - We got one player out! 00:02:33.908 --> 00:02:35.118 - All right! - Is getting a single player out really that exciting? 00:02:35.118 --> 00:02:36.286 We can do it! 00:02:36.286 --> 00:02:39.247 - Okay! Don't let your guard down! Let's keep at it! - And why are you sweaty already? The match just started. 00:02:39.247 --> 00:02:40.999 We got the ball this time. 00:02:41.791 --> 00:02:44.127 Okay, Saiki. We'll get you out first! 00:02:44.127 --> 00:02:45.128 Oh, already? 00:02:47.297 --> 00:02:48.464 I'll just let them hit me. 00:02:49.507 --> 00:02:51.217 Um... Are you okay? 00:02:52.260 --> 00:02:54.637 With that, I'm out of the game. 00:02:54.637 --> 00:02:56.973 Sorry, but I don't intend to take PE seriously. 00:02:56.973 --> 00:02:58.558 Hold on, Saiki! 00:02:58.558 --> 00:03:00.894 Were you really trying to catch the ball? 00:03:00.894 --> 00:03:02.937 I guess I was too obvious. 00:03:04.105 --> 00:03:06.065 Really? Well, no matter. 00:03:06.858 --> 00:03:09.527 Where are you going? You're not out. 00:03:09.527 --> 00:03:11.446 The face-safe rule keeps you alive. 00:03:12.197 --> 00:03:13.907 There's a rule like that? 00:03:13.907 --> 00:03:14.532 And plus... 00:03:14.532 --> 00:03:16.868 I have to throw the ball next? This bites... 00:03:17.619 --> 00:03:21.122 I have the most trouble adjusting my power when throwing a ball. 00:03:21.122 --> 00:03:23.082 Saiki! Throw it like you mean it! 00:03:23.082 --> 00:03:27.170 Like I mean it? You say it so easily, 00:03:27.170 --> 00:03:29.589 but do you know what you're asking for here? 00:03:29.589 --> 00:03:32.258 Someone is going to die! 00:03:32.258 --> 00:03:35.136 Forget the face-safe rule. They'll be "out" for good. 00:03:35.136 --> 00:03:38.348 Well, I suppose I can do a weak throw. But just in case... 00:03:39.307 --> 00:03:41.100 I'll aim it at Nendou! 00:03:42.977 --> 00:03:44.187 I overcompensated. 00:03:44.187 --> 00:03:46.606 What the heck was that?! 00:03:46.606 --> 00:03:49.609 This is a serious match! Put your heart into it! 00:03:49.609 --> 00:03:51.236 Okay, I get it. Settle down. 00:03:51.236 --> 00:03:53.738 Pal... I do appreciate you taking it easy on me, 00:03:53.738 --> 00:03:55.698 but right now we're enemies. 00:03:55.698 --> 00:03:58.326 Did you go easy on him because he's your friend?! 00:03:58.326 --> 00:03:59.535 Obviously not. 00:03:59.535 --> 00:04:02.997 All right! They don't call me "Nen the Dodgeballer" for nothing! 00:04:02.997 --> 00:04:05.208 Take that! 00:04:05.208 --> 00:04:06.918 All right! 00:04:06.918 --> 00:04:09.128 Whoa! He took out six players at once! 00:04:09.128 --> 00:04:12.131 There are only two players left on the Paper Team! 00:04:12.131 --> 00:04:14.592 I'll leave my pal for last... 00:04:14.592 --> 00:04:16.594 You're next, captain! 00:04:16.594 --> 00:04:18.096 Here I come! 00:04:18.763 --> 00:04:19.555 I'm catching it! 00:04:20.556 --> 00:04:23.351 For my team, especially my friends who sacrificed themselves... 00:04:24.018 --> 00:04:25.937 I'm gonna catch it even if it kills me! 00:04:28.356 --> 00:04:31.567 - S-Saiki?! - Sorry, but I'm getting out before you do. 00:04:31.567 --> 00:04:33.820 I'm sorry that I couldn't play for real, Hairo. 00:04:33.820 --> 00:04:35.238 I have my reasons. 00:04:35.238 --> 00:04:36.823 Don't give up! 00:04:36.823 --> 00:04:39.075 No! No! We can do it! 00:04:39.075 --> 00:04:40.201 Don't give up! 00:04:41.369 --> 00:04:42.912 Whoa! Look! 00:04:42.912 --> 00:04:44.247 He caught it! 00:04:44.247 --> 00:04:46.499 He saved Saiki! 00:04:46.499 --> 00:04:47.792 You have got to be kidding me. 00:04:48.501 --> 00:04:49.877 Hairo's injured! 00:04:49.877 --> 00:04:52.755 That means Saiki is the only one left! 00:04:53.256 --> 00:04:54.882 Are you kidding me. 00:04:54.882 --> 00:04:57.427 Looks like this is it for me. 00:04:57.427 --> 00:04:59.220 Don't you give up now! 00:04:59.220 --> 00:05:00.847 I entrust this ball to you. 00:05:00.847 --> 00:05:03.683 I know, Saiki... 00:05:03.683 --> 00:05:06.686 You never really let loose, did you? 00:05:06.686 --> 00:05:07.937 What's holding you back? 00:05:08.646 --> 00:05:11.232 I want to see you play for re— 00:05:11.858 --> 00:05:13.901 You realize you just scraped your knee, right? 00:05:13.901 --> 00:05:17.196 Please, Saiki... All our hopes rest with you now. 00:05:18.698 --> 00:05:21.159 Saiki... I believe in you. 00:05:21.159 --> 00:05:22.577 We're counting on you, Saiki! 00:05:22.577 --> 00:05:23.536 Beat them, Saiki! 00:05:33.379 --> 00:05:34.756 What I hate 00:05:34.756 --> 00:05:36.507 is being the center of attention. 00:05:36.507 --> 00:05:40.094 - Saiki! Go, Saiki! - And yet, right now the entire class is focused on me. 00:05:40.094 --> 00:05:41.846 So, what should I do? 00:05:41.846 --> 00:05:44.098 Naturally, this is pretty tough. 00:05:44.098 --> 00:05:44.849 Yeah. 00:05:44.849 --> 00:05:47.727 Saiki's team, Paper, had the upper hand at first thanks to Hairo's good work. 00:05:47.727 --> 00:05:49.687 But once Nendou from Rock got the ball, six players fell. 00:05:49.687 --> 00:05:51.189 And Hairo got hurt saving Saiki and left the game. 00:05:51.189 --> 00:05:53.608 Now Saiki is the only one left. It'll be hard to make a comeback. 00:05:53.608 --> 00:05:54.025 Yeah. 00:05:54.025 --> 00:05:55.985 Thanks for the recap. 00:05:55.985 --> 00:06:00.656 But what makes this situation difficult is that I'm attracting attention. 00:06:00.656 --> 00:06:03.159 Frankly speaking, winning would be simple. 00:06:03.159 --> 00:06:04.118 But if I do that, 00:06:04.118 --> 00:06:06.079 - Please play with us! - my favorability rating will shoot straight up. 00:06:06.079 --> 00:06:07.789 - Please! - People will always be watching me. 00:06:07.789 --> 00:06:08.956 An unideal outcome. 00:06:08.956 --> 00:06:10.917 But if I were to do nothing and lose, 00:06:10.917 --> 00:06:12.668 I'd be regarded lower than stink bugs. 00:06:13.086 --> 00:06:16.714 In that case, I'll be the target of bullying. 00:06:17.340 --> 00:06:22.053 Either way, I'll attract attention, so the outcome of the game no longer matters. 00:06:22.053 --> 00:06:24.347 How to overcome this situation without attracting attention... 00:06:24.347 --> 00:06:26.057 That is what this battle is truly about. 00:06:27.725 --> 00:06:30.520 41... It's a little low. 00:06:30.520 --> 00:06:33.648 Favorability Meter. An applied telepathic ability. 00:06:33.648 --> 00:06:37.193 By reading the minds of everyone around him, it quantifies his favorability! 00:06:37.193 --> 00:06:38.903 - Do it! Don't lose! - My goal is 50. In order to achieve that, I just have to... 00:06:38.903 --> 00:06:39.737 It's coming! 00:06:41.155 --> 00:06:42.323 ...eliminate one player! 00:06:43.574 --> 00:06:45.451 Stop screwing around, dumbass! 00:06:45.451 --> 00:06:47.787 - What're you doing?! - 20, huh? It went down instantly. 00:06:47.787 --> 00:06:50.248 At 20 favorability, girls will scream if they have to sit next to you. 00:06:50.248 --> 00:06:53.418 - You're throwing like that again? What are you doing?! - It's true that I'm no good at throwing the ball. 00:06:53.418 --> 00:06:55.378 My normal throw exceeds the speed of sound. 00:06:55.378 --> 00:06:57.171 A throw like that would be catastrophic. 00:06:57.171 --> 00:07:00.174 - So this slow ball is different from the one before... - Got it! 00:07:00.174 --> 00:07:01.676 - Saiki is the worst. - This is it. 00:07:01.676 --> 00:07:03.177 Play like you mean it! 00:07:03.177 --> 00:07:04.303 ...because I threw a mean... 00:07:04.303 --> 00:07:05.805 I got it. I got it. 00:07:05.805 --> 00:07:06.931 ...spin ball. 00:07:08.808 --> 00:07:09.809 He couldn't catch that one?! 00:07:09.809 --> 00:07:10.977 He dropped it! He's out! 00:07:10.977 --> 00:07:13.146 - Good. My favorability rating went back up. - Was that a diabolical throw or something? 00:07:13.146 --> 00:07:15.773 - That was insane! - I can end with around 50 now even if I get out. 00:07:15.773 --> 00:07:17.358 I'll get hit next time and end this. 00:07:18.317 --> 00:07:20.778 So it's finally my turn to throw the ball, huh? 00:07:20.778 --> 00:07:22.697 Do you know what this means, Saiki? 00:07:22.697 --> 00:07:24.907 - It means this is it for you! - Finish him, Kaidou! 00:07:24.907 --> 00:07:27.034 Geez. I have to get hit by him? 00:07:27.034 --> 00:07:29.454 Take this! Meteor Spark Genocide Ball! 00:07:30.621 --> 00:07:31.956 He throws like a girl?! 00:07:31.956 --> 00:07:33.416 What're you doing, Kaidou?! 00:07:33.416 --> 00:07:35.168 Wow, Saiki got lucky. 00:07:35.168 --> 00:07:36.878 If he can't catch that, I'm gonna lose it. 00:07:37.378 --> 00:07:39.088 If I lose the game by missing this, 00:07:39.088 --> 00:07:40.798 my favorability will drop at least 20 points. 00:07:40.798 --> 00:07:44.218 At 36 favorability, the students won't put your chair back after they finish cleaning. 00:07:45.428 --> 00:07:47.388 All right! We got the ball again! 00:07:47.388 --> 00:07:49.140 - What're you doing?! - If I throw another spin ball, people will get suspicious. 00:07:49.140 --> 00:07:50.433 My old wound throbbed. 00:07:50.433 --> 00:07:52.393 Saiki! The out zone! 00:07:52.393 --> 00:07:53.728 Throw it to me! 00:07:54.187 --> 00:07:58.065 If I pass the ball and get other players back in, I'll stand out less! 00:07:58.065 --> 00:08:00.318 It'll be bad if the ball doesn't make it, so if I use some force... 00:08:05.698 --> 00:08:06.616 Whoa! He did it! 00:08:06.616 --> 00:08:07.200 I messed up. 00:08:07.200 --> 00:08:09.285 - Saiki's incredible! - 73? It went up too high. 00:08:09.285 --> 00:08:10.203 At 73 favorability, 00:08:10.203 --> 00:08:13.247 people will answer you even if your greetings make no sense. 00:08:13.247 --> 00:08:15.583 That's my pal! 00:08:15.583 --> 00:08:17.126 I'll just end this for now. 00:08:17.627 --> 00:08:19.128 I guess we couldn't turn it around. 00:08:19.128 --> 00:08:20.421 Yeah, that's just natural. 00:08:20.421 --> 00:08:21.881 My final score is 55... 00:08:21.881 --> 00:08:23.508 I.... got it! 00:08:24.675 --> 00:08:25.968 That * belongs to...! 00:08:25.968 --> 00:08:26.928 I made it back in time. 00:08:26.928 --> 00:08:28.387 Hairo! 00:08:28.387 --> 00:08:29.597 Not you again. 00:08:29.597 --> 00:08:30.348 Hairo's back! 00:08:30.348 --> 00:08:34.852 Saiki, I saw all the spirit you put into that throw! I was so moved! 00:08:34.852 --> 00:08:36.854 I don't care about your favorability. 00:08:36.854 --> 00:08:39.774 Just leave the rest to me! 00:08:43.653 --> 00:08:45.863 Your comeback ends now. 00:08:45.863 --> 00:08:48.449 Don't lump me together with those small fry. 00:08:48.449 --> 00:08:49.367 Same goes for me. 00:08:49.367 --> 00:08:51.577 Let's pick this up where we left off earlier. Bring it! 00:08:51.577 --> 00:08:55.122 With his injury, Hairo probably can't catch whatever Nendou throws. 00:08:55.122 --> 00:08:56.207 Take this! 00:08:58.292 --> 00:08:59.627 So be it. 00:09:00.836 --> 00:09:03.256 He injured his knee because of me. 00:09:03.256 --> 00:09:05.967 I hate to attract attention, 00:09:05.967 --> 00:09:08.719 but I hate being in someone's debt even more. 00:09:10.638 --> 00:09:13.808 Now... take this! 00:09:13.808 --> 00:09:16.519 He did it! We made a comeback! 00:09:16.519 --> 00:09:19.772 Good grief. It ended up at 82. 00:09:19.772 --> 00:09:21.857 I'll discreetly bring it down bit by bit. 00:09:21.857 --> 00:09:23.317 Saiki is amazing. 00:09:23.317 --> 00:09:24.443 Hey, Saiki! 00:09:24.443 --> 00:09:25.570 Pal! 00:09:25.570 --> 00:09:27.488 That was a good match. 00:09:27.989 --> 00:09:31.534 Favorability can go down really easily, huh? 00:09:43.212 --> 00:09:44.797 What?! Minako said okay?! 00:09:44.797 --> 00:09:45.381 - Keep it down. - You've got it made! 00:09:45.381 --> 00:09:48.467 - Good grief. You see romance everywhere these days. - My boyfriend gets jealous easily. 00:09:48.467 --> 00:09:51.053 - Mine too. - Such feelings are foreign to me. 00:09:51.053 --> 00:09:54.307 Take Teruhashi for example. She's the most popular with the boys. 00:09:54.307 --> 00:09:57.226 Hey, Teruhashi. Aren't you gonna get a boyfriend? 00:09:57.226 --> 00:10:00.396 Well, I feel that it's too early for me to date. 00:10:00.396 --> 00:10:00.938 Really?! 00:10:00.938 --> 00:10:02.607 But I have zero interest in her, 00:10:02.607 --> 00:10:05.484 because I know her true self. 00:10:05.484 --> 00:10:07.320 Studying is our duty as students. 00:10:07.320 --> 00:10:09.363 But this is what I hear. 00:10:09.363 --> 00:10:11.657 Actually, I don't get involved with immature brats. 00:10:11.657 --> 00:10:13.576 And this is how she appears to me. 00:10:13.576 --> 00:10:16.287 His annual income should be at least 40 million yen. 00:10:16.287 --> 00:10:18.831 By the way, I can't control my X-ray vision 00:10:18.831 --> 00:10:21.125 just as I can't control my telepathy. 00:10:21.125 --> 00:10:24.337 Please read The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. for more details. 00:10:24.337 --> 00:10:28.799 For that reason, I will most likely never enter into a relationship. 00:10:28.799 --> 00:10:32.094 That is exactly why I am experiencing a serious dilemma. 00:10:32.386 --> 00:10:33.554 That's right... 00:10:34.972 --> 00:10:36.974 Saiki always looks so dreamy. 00:10:36.974 --> 00:10:39.352 You are the cause of my dilemma, Chiyo Yumehara. 00:10:39.852 --> 00:10:40.811 Saiki... 00:10:40.811 --> 00:10:44.065 I just can't seem to stop thinking about you these days. 00:10:45.524 --> 00:10:48.277 Saiki... I have a crush on— 00:10:48.277 --> 00:10:49.278 What?! 00:10:49.278 --> 00:10:51.072 What was that?! Huh? 00:10:51.072 --> 00:10:53.157 No, this won't work. 00:10:53.157 --> 00:10:54.867 I'll stand out as a weirdo. 00:10:54.867 --> 00:10:57.662 I know I'm repeating myself, but I really don't want to stand out. 00:10:57.662 --> 00:11:00.164 I wonder what Saiki's thinking. 00:11:00.498 --> 00:11:03.417 I need her to give up on me. In order to do that... 00:11:03.417 --> 00:11:06.337 I wanna know more about Saiki. In order to do that... 00:11:06.337 --> 00:11:08.297 - I need to get closer to him! - I need to get away from her! 00:11:09.757 --> 00:11:10.716 Here he comes! 00:11:10.716 --> 00:11:13.135 He's by himself! This is my chance! 00:11:13.135 --> 00:11:15.137 Okay, time to review my plan! 00:11:15.137 --> 00:11:18.057 First, Saiki and I will bump into each other at this corner. 00:11:18.057 --> 00:11:19.975 And then, after I drop the papers... 00:11:19.975 --> 00:11:22.311 Are you okay? I'll help you pick them up. 00:11:22.311 --> 00:11:24.397 Y-Yeah. Thanks. 00:11:25.815 --> 00:11:26.524 S-Sorry! 00:11:26.524 --> 00:11:27.817 No, that's okay! 00:11:29.860 --> 00:11:31.529 You have some dainty hands. 00:11:31.529 --> 00:11:33.155 It's perfect! 00:11:33.155 --> 00:11:34.407 Okay, here we go, Chiyo! 00:11:34.824 --> 00:11:35.908 Go! 00:11:39.578 --> 00:11:41.539 Huh? Wh-What? 00:11:42.748 --> 00:11:43.791 What?! 00:11:43.791 --> 00:11:46.919 My next plan... will use this handkerchief! 00:11:47.461 --> 00:11:50.589 First, I'll drop this handkerchief near Saiki's feet. 00:11:50.589 --> 00:11:52.633 Then, he notices it and says... 00:11:52.633 --> 00:11:53.926 You dropped your handkerchief. 00:11:56.554 --> 00:11:57.847 It has the sun's fragrance! 00:12:00.474 --> 00:12:01.851 With this plan, 00:12:02.309 --> 00:12:04.812 - even if he doesn't notice my handkerchief, - Have you seen a handkerchief around here? 00:12:04.812 --> 00:12:06.564 - I can just talk to him. - No wonder I smelled the sweet fragrance of the sun. 00:12:06.564 --> 00:12:09.233 Okay! Good luck, Chiyo! 00:12:09.233 --> 00:12:12.153 Now I just need Saiki to notice it. 00:12:14.363 --> 00:12:16.323 He hasn't said anything. 00:12:16.323 --> 00:12:19.201 Well, that's okay. On to Plan B! 00:12:19.201 --> 00:12:22.246 O-Oh? This is strange. My handkerchief is... 00:12:22.246 --> 00:12:23.247 ...right here! 00:12:23.247 --> 00:12:24.707 Huh?! What? How?! 00:12:25.416 --> 00:12:27.042 Another failure! 00:12:27.042 --> 00:12:28.878 - Even after that, Chiyo and Saiki's battle continued. However... - Please someone, get the ball for—backspin?! 00:12:28.878 --> 00:12:31.172 I can't open the door. What should I do? 00:12:31.172 --> 00:12:32.047 Did someone call me? 00:12:32.047 --> 00:12:35.009 I made some cookies in cooking class. Would you like— 00:12:35.009 --> 00:12:35.885 Oh, thanks. 00:12:35.885 --> 00:12:36.635 Who are you?! 00:12:37.136 --> 00:12:39.388 ...every single plan of hers failed. 00:12:39.388 --> 00:12:43.434 Are Saiki and I fated to never be together? 00:12:43.434 --> 00:12:46.395 I didn't bring my umbrella. What should I do? 00:12:46.395 --> 00:12:47.646 Umbrella?! 00:12:47.646 --> 00:12:48.397 See ya! 00:12:48.397 --> 00:12:49.815 Whoa! It's pouring! 00:12:49.815 --> 00:12:53.152 I bet Saiki brought his umbrella. He's that type of guy! 00:12:54.278 --> 00:12:55.988 It's really coming down. 00:12:58.532 --> 00:13:00.326 Would you like to join me under my umbrella? 00:13:00.326 --> 00:13:03.496 His smile is warm and bright like the sun. 00:13:03.496 --> 00:13:04.830 It's the perfect plan! 00:13:11.420 --> 00:13:13.255 Huh... The rain stopped? 00:13:13.923 --> 00:13:15.466 Saiki... 00:13:15.466 --> 00:13:20.012 Forget it. I suppose Saiki and I are fated to always be apart. 00:13:20.012 --> 00:13:21.430 Goodbye, Saiki. 00:13:21.430 --> 00:13:22.932 Goodbye, Yumehara. 00:13:22.932 --> 00:13:25.351 Forget about me and find someone else. 00:13:25.351 --> 00:13:27.144 I'm sure you will find someone soon, so— 00:13:27.144 --> 00:13:28.270 Want to use my umbrella? 00:13:28.270 --> 00:13:29.772 It's not raining anymore. 00:13:29.772 --> 00:13:33.275 It is... the rain of tears in your heart, that is. 00:13:33.275 --> 00:13:35.903 I'll be the umbrella for your heart. 00:13:36.570 --> 00:13:38.739 This must be fate... 00:13:38.739 --> 00:13:41.116 Hey, that's a little too soon. 00:13:47.164 --> 00:13:47.998 Kusuo! 00:13:47.998 --> 00:13:49.375 Help me move the furniture, will you? 00:13:49.375 --> 00:13:50.960 It'll be a snap with your powers. 00:13:50.960 --> 00:13:52.002 Move it yourself. 00:13:52.002 --> 00:13:54.713 What? Well, there are other things I have to carry. 00:13:56.048 --> 00:13:57.758 You're amazing, Kuu! 00:13:57.758 --> 00:14:00.219 All you need is a psychic son, huh? 00:14:00.219 --> 00:14:02.847 Yay! It's a flying bed! 00:14:02.847 --> 00:14:03.931 Oh my... 00:14:03.931 --> 00:14:06.892 Some of you may get the wrong idea, like this idiot here, 00:14:06.892 --> 00:14:08.310 so let me clear things up in advance. 00:14:08.310 --> 00:14:10.896 If you think my powers are always convenient, you're dead wrong. 00:14:11.355 --> 00:14:15.234 Most of my powers have "drawbacks" and "downsides." 00:14:15.234 --> 00:14:17.319 If you think I can do anything, you're dead wrong. 00:14:17.319 --> 00:14:18.404 Hey, look! 00:14:18.404 --> 00:14:20.322 I'm super strong! 00:14:21.657 --> 00:14:22.533 Oh no...! 00:14:22.533 --> 00:14:24.368 Oops. I lost my strength for a second. 00:14:25.578 --> 00:14:27.663 We're all done moving the furniture now. 00:14:27.663 --> 00:14:29.331 Good work, honey. Here, have some tea. 00:14:29.331 --> 00:14:32.167 Don't act like you did anything. I moved all the furniture in here. 00:14:32.167 --> 00:14:34.587 Huh? The bed is blocking the balcony entrance. 00:14:34.587 --> 00:14:35.588 Oh, you're right. 00:14:35.588 --> 00:14:38.549 I want to move it, but it's a bit too big to move by myself. 00:14:38.549 --> 00:14:41.468 Yeah, I wonder if there's anyone who can move it really easily. 00:14:41.468 --> 00:14:43.637 It'd take a psychic to do that! 00:14:43.637 --> 00:14:46.265 - Yeah. I wish there was a psychic here. - Stop this farce. 00:14:46.265 --> 00:14:48.559 Are there any psychics around? 00:14:49.101 --> 00:14:50.477 Stop it. 00:14:50.477 --> 00:14:51.687 Whoa! This is good! 00:14:51.687 --> 00:14:53.355 We can get to the balcony now! 00:14:55.399 --> 00:14:57.109 Wow! It looks neat now! 00:14:57.109 --> 00:14:59.486 It's definitely perfect now! Let's go to the living room for some— 00:15:02.781 --> 00:15:04.408 Are they stupid or what? 00:15:04.408 --> 00:15:05.743 Should we knock down this wall? 00:15:05.743 --> 00:15:07.077 Let's do it! 00:15:07.077 --> 00:15:08.871 Kusuo! Make this wall disappear! 00:15:08.871 --> 00:15:10.789 Just remember that you asked for this! 00:15:13.250 --> 00:15:14.627 Done. 00:15:14.627 --> 00:15:15.711 Oh... Yes. 00:15:15.711 --> 00:15:17.004 Yep... Thanks. 00:15:17.004 --> 00:15:18.631 You asked me to do this. What'd you expect? 00:15:20.925 --> 00:15:22.801 Yeah. That's a good reaction. 00:15:22.801 --> 00:15:25.304 This is good! Knocking down the wall was the right decision! 00:15:25.304 --> 00:15:27.097 It's gotten really spacious! 00:15:27.097 --> 00:15:28.807 Yeah, this is spacious! 00:15:28.807 --> 00:15:30.434 This much space makes me uncomfortable! 00:15:30.434 --> 00:15:32.019 I'm about to lose it, you know. 00:15:32.019 --> 00:15:34.146 The space around here bothers me. 00:15:34.146 --> 00:15:35.481 Okay. Let's put something there. 00:15:35.481 --> 00:15:36.774 What about a TV? 00:15:36.774 --> 00:15:38.192 Hmm... Something is a little off. 00:15:38.192 --> 00:15:40.486 It should be either a sofa or a tiger fur rug. 00:15:40.486 --> 00:15:41.904 What kind of choice is that? 00:15:41.904 --> 00:15:44.031 At any rate, right now we only have a sofa at home. 00:15:44.031 --> 00:15:45.074 Let's bring the sofa in! 00:15:45.074 --> 00:15:45.866 Kusuo will. 00:15:46.325 --> 00:15:49.119 No, no! Who the heck is going to sit in a place like that?! 00:15:49.119 --> 00:15:50.746 Our heads will face north! Fix it! 00:15:50.746 --> 00:15:51.997 What the hell is this?! 00:15:51.997 --> 00:15:53.582 Argh! It's humid! 00:15:53.582 --> 00:15:55.209 I've never seen that ceiling before! 00:15:55.209 --> 00:15:56.835 Something feels rough! 00:15:56.835 --> 00:15:58.587 This isn't working! 00:15:58.587 --> 00:15:59.838 Let's take a break. 00:16:00.547 --> 00:16:01.548 Hey, honey. Look at this. 00:16:01.548 --> 00:16:03.509 The left room is our bedroom 00:16:03.509 --> 00:16:05.594 and we tore down the wall because it was small, right? 00:16:05.594 --> 00:16:07.763 But the right room is actually bigger. 00:16:07.763 --> 00:16:09.390 Instead of tearing down the wall, 00:16:09.390 --> 00:16:12.559 shouldn't we have made the right room our bedroom? 00:16:13.394 --> 00:16:14.186 That's it! 00:16:14.186 --> 00:16:15.729 Really? Did I do a good job? 00:16:15.729 --> 00:16:17.356 Yeah! You're the best, honey! 00:16:17.356 --> 00:16:19.316 Okay then! Put the wall back already! 00:16:19.316 --> 00:16:20.484 Kuu! We're counting on you! 00:16:21.610 --> 00:16:22.820 What? 00:16:22.820 --> 00:16:23.946 Y-Your mom asked. 00:16:23.946 --> 00:16:24.738 Hey, honey! 00:16:25.155 --> 00:16:27.116 This really is the last request! 00:16:27.116 --> 00:16:30.869 You'd better be sure. This really is going to be the last thing. 00:16:30.869 --> 00:16:33.706 Wall... Return to your original state! 00:16:35.749 --> 00:16:37.501 Kuu! You're incredible! 00:16:37.501 --> 00:16:38.711 Do whatever you want now. 00:16:38.794 --> 00:16:42.339 This ability doesn't actually return things to their original state. 00:16:42.339 --> 00:16:45.676 All it does is rewind time for that thing by one day. 00:16:45.676 --> 00:16:49.930 The problem is, this applies to other nearby objects as well. 00:16:49.930 --> 00:16:52.891 This time, it was a wall, so... the whole house might have reverted. 00:16:52.891 --> 00:16:53.934 What's going on?! 00:16:54.685 --> 00:16:59.148 That's how it is. My psychic powers aren't perfect. 00:17:10.159 --> 00:17:11.952 Good morning! 00:17:11.952 --> 00:17:13.829 Hey, you! 00:17:13.829 --> 00:17:15.664 What's with that sloppy school uniform?! 00:17:15.664 --> 00:17:16.790 I'm sorry! 00:17:16.790 --> 00:17:18.792 Tuck your shirt in and pull your pants up! 00:17:18.792 --> 00:17:19.585 Y-Yessir! 00:17:19.585 --> 00:17:20.544 More! 00:17:20.544 --> 00:17:22.629 - Whoa, it's Matsuzaki. This *s. - And show me what's inside your bag too! 00:17:22.629 --> 00:17:24.590 Good grief. A surprise inspection. 00:17:25.549 --> 00:17:26.633 Here's a pop quiz for you. 00:17:26.633 --> 00:17:29.970 Can I pass this dress code inspection? 00:17:29.970 --> 00:17:32.181 The answer, of course, is... 00:17:32.181 --> 00:17:33.432 Hey, you! Hold it! 00:17:33.432 --> 00:17:34.725 - Do something about your hair! - ...I can. 00:17:35.642 --> 00:17:40.856 - Oh? It's wild, isn't it? - That's perfectly natural, since by all accounts, I'm a normal student. 00:17:40.981 --> 00:17:44.193 The other day, I received a letter with a question. 00:17:44.193 --> 00:17:48.280 "Why does Saiki look so strange when he doesn't want to stand out?" 00:17:48.697 --> 00:17:49.782 I'll answer you. 00:17:49.782 --> 00:17:52.910 In "this world," this is natural. 00:17:52.910 --> 00:17:55.746 When you think about it rationally, I'm not normal at all. 00:17:55.746 --> 00:18:00.209 But I'm the most inconspicuous person in school. Why is that? 00:18:00.751 --> 00:18:02.419 The answer is, mind control. 00:18:02.419 --> 00:18:05.881 - Seriously, that teach doesn't get how cool this hairstyle is. - I can marginally adjust the thoughts of others. 00:18:05.881 --> 00:18:07.841 - That's just a pain, isn't it, pal? - But that doesn't mean that I can control other people at will. 00:18:07.841 --> 00:18:11.095 - Right? Right? Right? - Otherwise, I would've done something about him already. 00:18:11.553 --> 00:18:17.101 I can make others perceive the "unnatural" as "natural." 00:18:17.101 --> 00:18:18.936 Antennas? What's with him? 00:18:18.936 --> 00:18:20.771 Wait. Maybe they're hairpins? 00:18:20.771 --> 00:18:23.440 Yeah. They're just hairpins. 00:18:23.440 --> 00:18:27.402 Thus, I can live without standing out. 00:18:27.402 --> 00:18:29.363 - But I need to avoid over-relying on this ability, - Hey, did you watch the drama last night? 00:18:29.363 --> 00:18:31.740 - Oh, that one, right? - because if I change someone's values or common sense, 00:18:31.740 --> 00:18:33.575 it'll affect people around them as well. 00:18:34.201 --> 00:18:35.202 Take a close look. 00:18:35.202 --> 00:18:39.039 In "this world," you rarely see people with black hair. 00:18:39.039 --> 00:18:43.001 This phenomenon is, believe it or not, all because of my psychic powers! 00:18:43.502 --> 00:18:46.213 For some unknown reason, I was born with pink hair. 00:18:46.213 --> 00:18:50.884 But everyone around me had black hair. Or maybe brown hair occasionally. 00:18:50.884 --> 00:18:54.471 Since I didn't want to stand out, I used mind control. 00:18:55.430 --> 00:18:58.851 As a result, pink became an ordinary hair color, 00:18:58.851 --> 00:19:01.395 and it's now expected for hair to be in various colors. 00:19:01.395 --> 00:19:03.063 On top of that, it's all natural. 00:19:03.647 --> 00:19:07.359 My power rewrote human ecology, right down to their very genes. 00:19:07.359 --> 00:19:10.779 Do you now have some understanding of the dangers of this power? 00:19:10.779 --> 00:19:12.281 Let's go get ramen after school, okay? 00:19:12.281 --> 00:19:14.950 Actually, that's not the only thing I changed. 00:19:18.370 --> 00:19:20.080 Ack! It hit Nendou! 00:19:20.622 --> 00:19:22.040 Sorry! Are you okay?! 00:19:22.040 --> 00:19:23.584 Were you trying to hit me, you bastards?! 00:19:23.584 --> 00:19:24.960 S-Sorry, Nendou... 00:19:24.960 --> 00:19:26.003 Don't you think it's strange? 00:19:26.003 --> 00:19:28.755 - That rank amateur! - His injury healed abnormally fast. 00:19:28.755 --> 00:19:30.924 That's right. As you have probably guessed, 00:19:30.924 --> 00:19:33.260 this too is all because of my psychic powers. 00:19:33.760 --> 00:19:37.014 As a child, I healed someone's injury with my powers. 00:19:37.014 --> 00:19:39.016 When he saw it, he was surprised. 00:19:39.016 --> 00:19:42.477 - So I used my mind control. - It's not unnatural for injuries to heal right away. 00:19:42.477 --> 00:19:44.771 Since people stopped suffering from injuries, 00:19:44.771 --> 00:19:47.900 they started to expect minor wounds to heal immediately. 00:19:47.900 --> 00:19:51.695 As a result, humans' healing ability dramatically increased. 00:19:51.695 --> 00:19:54.656 Have you noticed other unnatural things, such as this? 00:19:54.656 --> 00:19:56.909 Here it comes! A fastball? Or a curveball, his favorite? 00:19:56.909 --> 00:19:58.535 Well, he usually throws a curveball first. 00:19:58.535 --> 00:20:00.621 - But this is an important moment. I have to hit it! - He thinks too fast, doesn't he? 00:20:00.871 --> 00:20:01.914 Strike! 00:20:01.914 --> 00:20:03.790 This too is because of my powers. 00:20:03.790 --> 00:20:08.170 Humans evolved to rapidly speed up their brain processes at critical moments. 00:20:08.170 --> 00:20:09.838 Strength comes without much muscle mass. 00:20:09.838 --> 00:20:12.049 A simple chop can leave someone unconscious. 00:20:12.049 --> 00:20:15.719 These unnatural phenomena are all caused by me. 00:20:15.719 --> 00:20:19.765 I feel a great responsibility over my role in changing the world, 00:20:19.765 --> 00:20:21.558 but I can no longer revert it to its original state. 00:20:21.558 --> 00:20:24.311 But, at the same time, I'm also glad that things haven't gone too far. 00:20:24.311 --> 00:20:25.771 What was that?! 00:20:25.771 --> 00:20:27.522 What exact rules am I violating?! 00:20:27.522 --> 00:20:30.609 Don't screw with me, you bastard! 00:20:30.609 --> 00:20:31.401 Come on! 00:20:31.401 --> 00:20:34.529 - That's the legendary attack that could destroy an entire planet, Galactic Magnum Flavored Punch! 00:20:34.529 --> 00:20:36.615 ...this! 00:20:38.283 --> 00:20:39.910 Mr. Hatakeyama! 00:20:41.745 --> 00:20:45.290 - Don't get in my way! - Kongou, it seems that you're blinded by rage. 00:20:45.290 --> 00:20:46.708 You've left yourself wide open. 00:20:50.545 --> 00:20:52.965 Whoa... That was a "chop." He used the "chop." 00:20:52.965 --> 00:20:55.509 Are you all right, Mr. Matsuzaki? 00:20:55.509 --> 00:20:57.761 - Yeah, thanks, you saved me. - His clothes are back to how they were. 00:20:57.761 --> 00:20:58.929 If he'd actually hit me with that punch... 00:20:58.929 --> 00:21:01.598 - Of course, this too is because I made it so. - I'm glad you're okay. 00:21:01.598 --> 00:21:04.476 See? This is how things should be, right? 00:22:23.555 --> 00:22:27.184 Since this anime is called The Disastrous Life of Saiki K., 00:22:27.184 --> 00:22:31.021 I'll try to realistically accept the various disasters I face. 00:22:31.021 --> 00:22:34.775 - Kunio Saiki... That wasn't a mirage. - Next time on The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. the anime... 00:22:34.775 --> 00:22:38.028 I'll keep knocking out an episode for each manga chapter.