WEBVTT 00:00:09.848 --> 00:00:11.808 Well, business is not booming. 00:00:11.850 --> 00:00:13.560 No one seems to know I'm a psychic. 00:00:13.601 --> 00:00:17.355 - What about a big sign that just says, "Vision." 00:00:17.355 --> 00:00:20.233 - Mm-mm, that makes it sound like she's an optometrist. 00:00:20.859 --> 00:00:22.485 What about a sign that says, 00:00:22.485 --> 00:00:25.363 "We help you see things better"? 00:00:25.363 --> 00:00:27.657 Mm-hm? Mm? 00:00:27.657 --> 00:00:30.618 - Perfect Podiatry, your call is super important to us, please hold. 00:00:31.619 --> 00:00:32.871 So, whose idea do you like better? 00:00:32.912 --> 00:00:35.832 - Gosh, I don't know. They're so different. 00:00:35.874 --> 00:00:38.168 Mm, well, you gotta put yourself out there. 00:00:39.169 --> 00:00:41.838 - Maybe I'll just put a bunch of mystical stuff in the window. 00:00:41.880 --> 00:00:44.132 - Ah, you know what? I have the perfect thing. 00:00:44.174 --> 00:00:47.302 I have an old cast of Val Kilmer's foot that's ripe for the taking. 00:00:47.343 --> 00:00:50.221 Course, you can't say it's Val Kilmer's because of HIPAA and all of that, 00:00:50.221 --> 00:00:52.807 but people who know will know. 00:00:52.807 --> 00:00:54.142 Why don't you just come to the house tonight, 00:00:54.184 --> 00:00:55.518 and we can go through the attic. 00:00:55.518 --> 00:00:57.103 I'll show you my porcelain doll collection, 00:00:57.103 --> 00:00:59.230 and you can take the ones whose eyes are missing. 00:00:59.230 --> 00:01:00.690 - Ooh. 00:01:23.213 --> 00:01:25.298 - Hi. Is this the Bail Bonds office? 00:01:25.840 --> 00:01:27.675 - Hey. Y'all do hair? 00:01:29.010 --> 00:01:30.386 - Do you do waxing? 00:01:35.934 --> 00:01:38.520 - Well, at least this is something I'm, like, semi-good at, 00:01:38.561 --> 00:01:40.605 but are you sure you don't want a reading? 00:01:40.605 --> 00:01:44.359 - Oh, I'm good. I know my ex will come crawling back eventually. 00:01:45.527 --> 00:01:48.696 Can't believe this is a psychic shop. Why don't you have a sign? 00:01:48.738 --> 00:01:52.033 - What, like a big sign that says "Maggie"? 00:01:52.033 --> 00:01:54.994 It's not really me. - Isn't that, literally, your name? 00:01:55.036 --> 00:01:58.665 - Yeah, but, like, my name in lights? Who am I? Las Vegas. 00:01:58.706 --> 00:01:59.791 - Okay. 00:01:59.833 --> 00:02:02.836 Ooh, what about a window display? 00:02:02.877 --> 00:02:04.712 Think of a theme like I did with my condo. 00:02:04.754 --> 00:02:06.714 I chose the color purple. 00:02:06.756 --> 00:02:09.759 - What, like the movie, or the actual color? 00:02:10.468 --> 00:02:12.303 - Do you even have to ask? 00:02:13.012 --> 00:02:15.181 - So, like, the movie then? 00:02:23.648 --> 00:02:25.441 Why do you have your "menu-reading face" on? 00:02:25.483 --> 00:02:27.986 - Oh, I haven't seen this picture in forever. 00:02:28.027 --> 00:02:29.737 This is me with my old band. 00:02:29.779 --> 00:02:31.114 - Whoa. 00:02:31.156 --> 00:02:31.990 Whenever you mentioned them, 00:02:31.990 --> 00:02:33.825 I always pictured the Country Bear Jamboree, 00:02:33.867 --> 00:02:36.411 but look at you. You're a badass. 00:02:36.452 --> 00:02:40.039 - Yeah, I used to be able to jump into the splits... Both ways. 00:02:41.291 --> 00:02:43.459 That's who I used to be. - What happened? 00:02:43.501 --> 00:02:46.337 - Oh, if you don't stretch every day, you kinda lose it. 00:02:46.379 --> 00:02:48.089 - No, to the band. 00:02:48.673 --> 00:02:50.717 - I kept it up for a while, but when I had you, 00:02:50.758 --> 00:02:53.303 I decided it was time to let that dream go. 00:02:53.344 --> 00:02:55.221 That's when I became Dad's receptionist. 00:02:55.221 --> 00:02:56.723 - You gave up your dream for me? 00:02:56.764 --> 00:02:59.309 - No. Things change when you have a kid. 00:02:59.350 --> 00:03:01.561 Now all I want is for your dreams to come true. 00:03:01.603 --> 00:03:04.397 - Well, I'll have you know my dream has come true. 00:03:04.397 --> 00:03:06.774 I run my own psychic shop where half the people who come in 00:03:06.816 --> 00:03:08.484 ask where the weed's at? 00:03:08.526 --> 00:03:11.154 - Oh, well, that's why your dad and I get ours delivered. 00:03:11.196 --> 00:03:14.115 - Hm... Hey, maybe you should start up the band again. 00:03:14.115 --> 00:03:16.743 - Ah, those days are over, 00:03:16.784 --> 00:03:19.704 but I do miss having a creative outlet, 00:03:19.704 --> 00:03:21.080 and smashing things. 00:03:21.706 --> 00:03:23.958 What's gotten into you? Why are you so encouraging? 00:03:24.000 --> 00:03:26.377 - I just feel bad that you gave all that up for me. 00:03:26.419 --> 00:03:29.214 Look, I'm out of the house now, but before I have to move back 00:03:29.255 --> 00:03:30.840 because my business goes under, 00:03:32.258 --> 00:03:34.677 you should find something that's just for you. 00:03:34.719 --> 00:03:36.054 - You're sweet. 00:03:36.804 --> 00:03:39.557 Oh! Here's me giving birth to you. 00:03:39.557 --> 00:03:41.976 You wanna see? - No, I remember the video. 00:03:42.018 --> 00:03:45.021 - Yeah, good call. It looks like a crime scene. 00:03:47.106 --> 00:03:49.692 - Thanks for letting me stay here today, guys. 00:03:49.734 --> 00:03:52.320 - Oh, no problem. You said you had to leave your apartment. 00:03:52.362 --> 00:03:55.073 What happened? Roaches, asbestos? - Black mold? 00:03:55.114 --> 00:03:56.616 Everyone's got a bit of black mold. - Uck. 00:03:56.658 --> 00:03:58.159 - It's like the HPV of rooms. 00:03:58.743 --> 00:04:01.871 - No, my roommate's moving out, and I didn't want her to ask me to help. 00:04:01.871 --> 00:04:04.415 She'd rather live with her fiancé. 00:04:04.457 --> 00:04:06.251 - I hate her. Did you find a replacement yet? 00:04:06.292 --> 00:04:09.045 - No, it's so hard to find a good roommate. 00:04:09.087 --> 00:04:11.422 You think someone's a decent person and then, bam! 00:04:11.464 --> 00:04:14.592 All of a sudden there's an Entourage poster up in the living room wall. 00:04:14.634 --> 00:04:15.593 - You know what? 00:04:15.635 --> 00:04:17.929 Our plant guy told me that he needs a place to live. 00:04:17.971 --> 00:04:20.974 He just moved here from Portland. 00:04:21.391 --> 00:04:23.559 - Sorry, your what? - Our plant guy. 00:04:23.601 --> 00:04:24.978 He keeps our plants alive. 00:04:25.019 --> 00:04:26.354 And one time, he brought me a tea. 00:04:27.188 --> 00:04:29.190 - Babe, go see if he's here. - Mm. 00:04:29.190 --> 00:04:30.358 - Mm, I love this. I love connecting people. 00:04:31.526 --> 00:04:33.569 - Hi. 00:04:33.611 --> 00:04:35.363 - Hey, if you're looking for a payday loan, 00:04:35.405 --> 00:04:38.491 you're gonna be the third person today I have to break bad news to. 00:04:39.033 --> 00:04:41.244 - I was actually coming in for a reading. 00:04:41.744 --> 00:04:44.831 - Oh, well... you know my "no friends" policy, 00:04:44.872 --> 00:04:49.043 and that especially applies to you because of the, you know, stuff. 00:04:49.085 --> 00:04:52.046 - Yeah, n-no. The reading's not for me. 00:04:52.088 --> 00:04:55.300 It's, um, actually... for this. 00:04:56.801 --> 00:04:58.803 - What tomb you'd have to raid to get that? 00:04:59.304 --> 00:05:03.516 - So, I was at a flea market, and I was weirdly drawn to this, 00:05:03.558 --> 00:05:06.102 and I have no idea why. 00:05:06.144 --> 00:05:09.272 - Well, it looks cool. - Well, I was thinking maybe that you can 00:05:09.314 --> 00:05:11.899 touch it and see if there's anything special about it. 00:05:11.941 --> 00:05:15.737 I would go on Antiques Roadshow, but it's not a walk-in situation. 00:05:15.778 --> 00:05:17.030 - No. 00:05:17.071 --> 00:05:18.323 - Please. 00:05:19.282 --> 00:05:20.658 - Let's give it a shot. - Thank you. 00:05:29.459 --> 00:05:32.086 - Uh, yeah. I'm, I'm not really seeing anything special. 00:05:32.128 --> 00:05:33.963 Just somebody flipping it. 00:05:33.963 --> 00:05:37.050 Not sure if it's heads or tails, but it's definitely one of those. 00:05:37.091 --> 00:05:38.384 - Oh. 00:05:38.426 --> 00:05:41.262 I never understood that, leaving things to chance. 00:05:41.304 --> 00:05:44.223 - Well, flipping a coin isn't always about leaving things to chance. 00:05:44.265 --> 00:05:46.434 Sometimes, it helps you decide what you really want. 00:05:47.060 --> 00:05:49.771 - Well, if I know what I want, then why would I be flipping a coin? 00:05:51.773 --> 00:05:53.358 - Let's say we're going to get froyo. - Mm-hm. 00:05:53.399 --> 00:05:56.569 - Okay? And you can't decide between vanilla and chocolate. 00:05:56.611 --> 00:05:58.696 Heads for vanilla, tails for chocolate, okay? 00:06:01.657 --> 00:06:02.825 Which one do you want it to be? 00:06:02.867 --> 00:06:04.118 - Tails. 00:06:04.160 --> 00:06:06.537 - Mmm, so that's what you really want. 00:06:06.579 --> 00:06:07.580 - Okay. 00:06:08.373 --> 00:06:09.957 S-So, what is it? 00:06:09.999 --> 00:06:11.667 - No, it doesn't matter. - Why? 00:06:11.709 --> 00:06:15.713 - You have your answer, chocolate. Which is also the best answer. 00:06:16.631 --> 00:06:20.718 - Hi, I need 300 copies of this "Have You Seen My Dog" flyer. 00:06:20.760 --> 00:06:22.261 - Oh. - He's not lost. 00:06:22.303 --> 00:06:24.472 It, it just links to his Instagram. 00:06:25.598 --> 00:06:28.643 He wears wigs. - Wait, I know this dog. I follow him. 00:06:29.185 --> 00:06:30.269 - Yeah. 00:06:31.479 --> 00:06:33.231 - Yeah, so I don't do this. 00:06:33.272 --> 00:06:35.441 - It's just 300 copies. 00:06:35.483 --> 00:06:36.859 Yeah. 00:06:36.901 --> 00:06:40.238 - Lou, I really think our plant guy would be an amazing roommate for you. 00:06:40.279 --> 00:06:42.573 Just don't bring up aphids 'cause he gets pretty heated. 00:06:42.615 --> 00:06:44.742 - Okay, well, I just hope you pay this guy well 00:06:44.784 --> 00:06:47.286 because my rent is, kind of... 00:06:48.454 --> 00:06:49.997 Hey, hey. 00:06:51.332 --> 00:06:52.291 - What? 00:06:54.168 --> 00:06:55.962 - Ooh, Dad, that is a brisk walk. 00:06:56.003 --> 00:06:58.589 If you need to use the bathroom without a reading, that'll be a dollar. 00:06:58.631 --> 00:07:02.593 - Okay, Maggie, I'm in no mood. Thanks to you, your mother is leaving me. 00:07:03.594 --> 00:07:04.762 - What?! - Yeah. 00:07:04.804 --> 00:07:07.598 After 30 years, she doesn't want to be my receptionist anymore. 00:07:08.266 --> 00:07:11.102 - Mom quit? - Well, she said it was your idea. 00:07:11.144 --> 00:07:14.105 I can't run that office by myself, Maggie. 00:07:14.147 --> 00:07:17.275 What, I'm supposed to hire somebody I'm not married to to be my receptionist? 00:07:17.316 --> 00:07:20.778 How would that even work? - Well, why don't you just talk to her? 00:07:20.820 --> 00:07:24.198 - Talk to her? Honey, I can't even look at her right now. 00:07:24.782 --> 00:07:26.159 Oh, that's your mom. 00:07:26.200 --> 00:07:27.994 She's waiting for me in the car. I gotta go. 00:07:29.495 --> 00:07:31.122 - Oh boy. 00:07:34.333 --> 00:07:36.419 Uh, Mom, so what happened? 00:07:36.419 --> 00:07:38.921 I thought you'd get a hobby, not quit your job. 00:07:38.963 --> 00:07:40.298 - After our talk, I thought about it, 00:07:40.339 --> 00:07:42.467 and I realized I never loved working there. 00:07:42.508 --> 00:07:43.426 - No? 00:07:43.426 --> 00:07:45.428 - Can I tell you a secret? - Mm-hm. 00:07:45.470 --> 00:07:46.596 - I don't like feet. 00:07:46.637 --> 00:07:48.264 - That doesn't need to be a secret. 00:07:48.764 --> 00:07:50.224 - Wow. - Yeah. 00:07:50.266 --> 00:07:52.351 - My nails have never looked better. 00:07:52.393 --> 00:07:55.021 I look like a badass. You're onto somethin', kiddo. 00:07:55.062 --> 00:07:56.397 - Mm-hm. You're onto something. 00:07:57.315 --> 00:07:59.484 No, but seriously, if you were feeling that unfulfilled, 00:07:59.525 --> 00:08:01.944 then quitting was definitely the right move. 00:08:02.945 --> 00:08:04.447 You're owning who you are. 00:08:05.072 --> 00:08:06.199 - Thank you, sweetie. - Mm-hm. 00:08:06.240 --> 00:08:07.241 - I like the new me. 00:08:07.283 --> 00:08:10.995 - Do you want me to do your toes? - Oh, no, no. Your dad likes to do those. 00:08:11.913 --> 00:08:13.748 - Okay, that should be a secret. 00:08:15.041 --> 00:08:16.417 - Complicated. 00:08:16.459 --> 00:08:19.003 Amy and Dave introduced me to their plant guy. 00:08:19.045 --> 00:08:20.296 Plot twist, he's hot. 00:08:20.338 --> 00:08:23.424 So now I can't tell if he'd make a better roommate or boyfriend. 00:08:23.466 --> 00:08:24.759 - Well, he can't be both. 00:08:24.800 --> 00:08:27.094 I mean, what if you guys break up and then you're stuck living together? 00:08:27.094 --> 00:08:28.888 Oof. - Okay, well, devil's advocate. 00:08:28.930 --> 00:08:31.599 What if we're the two people in the world that can make it work 00:08:31.641 --> 00:08:34.560 because we're... extremely mature? 00:08:34.602 --> 00:08:37.230 - Well as much as I do believe that, 00:08:37.271 --> 00:08:39.232 maybe you should decide once you get to know him better. 00:08:39.273 --> 00:08:40.858 Starting with his name? 00:08:40.900 --> 00:08:44.362 - They just call him "Plant Guy." It's like Prince or Roseanne. 00:08:45.363 --> 00:08:48.783 Speaking of names, have people figured out what your storefront is yet? 00:08:48.824 --> 00:08:52.036 - Mmm... Not really, no. 00:08:52.495 --> 00:08:55.248 But maybe it's cool if I keep it kinda mysterious. 00:08:55.289 --> 00:08:58.459 You know, like a speakeasy, or a high-end sneaker store. 00:08:58.501 --> 00:09:01.879 - Maggie, psychic readings are supposed to be mysterious. 00:09:01.921 --> 00:09:04.757 Your ability to help people is not. 00:09:05.299 --> 00:09:06.842 Let people know who you are. 00:09:06.884 --> 00:09:08.803 - You know who I am. Isn't that enough? 00:09:08.803 --> 00:09:12.598 - Okay, your name is Maggie. Your favorite color is terracotta. 00:09:12.640 --> 00:09:14.308 Your hall pass is Clive Owen. 00:09:14.350 --> 00:09:15.643 - Hm, and you're Louise. 00:09:15.685 --> 00:09:18.563 Your favorite color is pink and your hall pass is Mufasa. 00:09:18.604 --> 00:09:20.523 - Ugh, it's the voice. 00:09:20.565 --> 00:09:22.567 - Mm. - And he's so powerful in that movie. 00:09:22.608 --> 00:09:25.945 Everything the sun touches is his. - Mm-hm. 00:09:25.987 --> 00:09:28.239 - Mm... cheers to being known. 00:09:29.490 --> 00:09:30.616 - I'll drink to that. 00:09:32.368 --> 00:09:33.369 Mom? 00:09:34.579 --> 00:09:35.663 Whatcha doin' here? 00:09:35.705 --> 00:09:38.165 - Well, I thought about what you said... - Uh-huh. 00:09:38.207 --> 00:09:41.085 - and I found just the right career for myself. 00:09:41.127 --> 00:09:43.045 - That's great. - Came to me like that. 00:09:43.045 --> 00:09:45.798 - Love it. - And it's something we could do together! 00:09:45.840 --> 00:09:46.799 - What now? 00:09:47.675 --> 00:09:50.094 - Tarot. I Wikipedia'd it. 00:09:50.136 --> 00:09:53.639 And after finding out how to say it right, I think it's perfect. 00:09:55.391 --> 00:09:56.601 You're speechless! 00:09:57.268 --> 00:10:00.396 - So, Plant Guy mentioned he's coming over to look at your place today. 00:10:00.438 --> 00:10:01.480 How exciting! 00:10:01.522 --> 00:10:03.524 What did you decide? Boyfriend or roommate? 00:10:03.566 --> 00:10:05.943 - Still undecided, but depending on his vibes, 00:10:05.985 --> 00:10:08.571 I'm either gonna bust out the sparkling water or the red wine. 00:10:08.613 --> 00:10:10.656 Oh, he's calling me. Bye. 00:10:10.698 --> 00:10:12.283 Uh, hello? 00:10:12.325 --> 00:10:15.244 Hey, I'm here, but I think I'm lost. 00:10:15.286 --> 00:10:17.079 - Oh, yeah. It's, kind of, a maze, um. 00:10:17.121 --> 00:10:19.582 Just go past the teens who are vaping by the bushes, 00:10:19.624 --> 00:10:22.376 all the way down to the left, and I'm apartment eight. 00:10:22.418 --> 00:10:24.462 I think one of 'em just flipped me off. 00:10:24.503 --> 00:10:26.797 - Oh, don't worry about it. They're, like, totally harmless. 00:10:26.839 --> 00:10:30.468 They just like to stand around and get... Hi. 00:10:30.509 --> 00:10:31.427 - Hey. 00:10:31.427 --> 00:10:34.430 - Oh, sorry. Come in. It's great to see you. 00:10:34.472 --> 00:10:36.390 - You too. - So, this is me. 00:10:36.432 --> 00:10:38.893 Little shabby, but, you know, not too bad. 00:10:38.934 --> 00:10:40.978 - Well, I'm definitely into it. 00:10:40.978 --> 00:10:42.063 - Okay. 00:10:42.897 --> 00:10:44.398 Oh, you like to take your shoes off. 00:10:44.398 --> 00:10:46.108 - Mm-hm. - That's very polite. 00:10:46.108 --> 00:10:48.152 Um, can I get you a sparkling water? 00:10:48.194 --> 00:10:49.195 - Sure. 00:10:50.655 --> 00:10:53.699 Or a whole bottle of wine? - Sure. 00:10:53.699 --> 00:10:54.700 - Okay. 00:10:56.077 --> 00:10:57.286 - Mom, 00:10:57.286 --> 00:11:00.122 well now that you quit, the world is your oyster. 00:11:00.706 --> 00:11:02.333 You sure you wanna be here, 00:11:02.375 --> 00:11:06.295 when you could be... anywhere else? 00:11:06.295 --> 00:11:09.298 - Yes, honey, this is so fun. - Yeah. 00:11:09.340 --> 00:11:12.093 - We are gonna put your store on the map. 00:11:12.426 --> 00:11:14.929 So, how should we set up our desks? 00:11:14.970 --> 00:11:18.724 Side by side? Back to front? Across the room? 00:11:18.724 --> 00:11:21.143 - I like across the room. - I do too. 00:11:23.312 --> 00:11:24.313 Fun, fun, fun. 00:11:25.648 --> 00:11:29.652 Ooh! Some of these tarot cards are a little PG-13. 00:11:29.694 --> 00:11:32.947 Can't have that. Bye-bye, *ies. 00:11:32.988 --> 00:11:34.990 Cute. Looks like a tank top, hm. 00:11:47.545 --> 00:11:48.504 - Mom. 00:11:49.505 --> 00:11:52.508 Mom... Mom! - Yeah, baby? 00:11:52.550 --> 00:11:54.510 - Could you maybe do that a little quieter, please? 00:11:54.552 --> 00:11:56.429 - Oh, yeah. Got you. 00:11:57.346 --> 00:11:58.973 - We also offer tarot. 00:12:01.225 --> 00:12:04.395 You know, Mom, I was thinking, there's lots of great careers out there, 00:12:04.437 --> 00:12:09.358 and tarot is really hard, and takes a long time to master. 00:12:09.358 --> 00:12:10.776 - Oh, no, it's not that hard. 00:12:10.776 --> 00:12:12.778 You just need the little booklet that it comes with. 00:12:13.529 --> 00:12:16.532 Wait, where'd I put the little booklet that it comes with? 00:12:17.324 --> 00:12:18.325 Huh? 00:12:19.410 --> 00:12:21.912 - Hey... you okay? 00:12:21.912 --> 00:12:23.581 - Yeah, I'm good. I'm great. I'm good. 00:12:23.622 --> 00:12:24.957 Hi. What's that? 00:12:24.999 --> 00:12:27.960 - Uh, I realized I didn't pay you for the reading the other day, 00:12:28.002 --> 00:12:31.505 and I think we both accept froyo as currency, so. 00:12:31.547 --> 00:12:32.798 - Thank you. - Oh, be careful. 00:12:32.840 --> 00:12:35.217 That place gave your dad some bad rectum cramps. 00:12:35.259 --> 00:12:36.427 Also, where's mine? 00:12:36.469 --> 00:12:38.512 - Guess what? My mom's working with me now. 00:12:38.512 --> 00:12:40.931 - Yeah, you want a tarot reading? 00:12:40.931 --> 00:12:44.393 Maggie encouraged me to follow my dreams, so I'm a tarot-ist now. 00:12:44.393 --> 00:12:46.729 - Ah. - He doesn't want a reading, Mom. 00:12:46.771 --> 00:12:48.981 - I'll do a reading. - Great! 00:12:49.023 --> 00:12:51.525 Step into my side of the office. 00:12:52.777 --> 00:12:55.988 - All sides of the office are my sides of the office. 00:12:55.988 --> 00:12:58.032 Just... saying. 00:12:59.074 --> 00:13:02.244 - Yeah, I have passwords to all streaming services, 00:13:02.244 --> 00:13:03.996 and only half of them are my parents'. 00:13:04.872 --> 00:13:07.833 And I'm big into true crime docs. 00:13:07.875 --> 00:13:10.961 I love trying to solve them, curled up on the couch with someone. 00:13:13.214 --> 00:13:15.049 I, I won't be needing the shared parking space. 00:13:15.090 --> 00:13:16.926 I don't have a car. - Oh. 00:13:17.343 --> 00:13:18.761 - I drive a motorcycle. 00:13:19.261 --> 00:13:20.262 - Oh. 00:13:20.596 --> 00:13:23.432 - And we can get the application in today. 00:13:23.474 --> 00:13:24.892 My credit score's perfect. 00:13:27.353 --> 00:13:28.687 - Hm? - I'm sorry. 00:13:29.438 --> 00:13:30.856 I'm making this all about me. 00:13:30.856 --> 00:13:34.276 You know, I've been trying to work on myself... by listening more. 00:13:35.569 --> 00:13:37.988 - This card refers to your past. 00:13:38.739 --> 00:13:42.451 Ooh, upside-down six of cups. 00:13:42.493 --> 00:13:46.872 It represents nostalgia, a longing for how things used to be. 00:13:46.914 --> 00:13:49.667 - Oh... Well, I am a history teacher. 00:13:51.001 --> 00:13:54.588 - Okay, this card is your present. 00:13:54.630 --> 00:13:57.174 Ooh, three of swords. BEN: Ahh. 00:13:57.216 --> 00:13:59.468 It looks like an emo album cover. What's it mean? 00:13:59.468 --> 00:14:02.763 - Uh, let's see. Three of swords. 00:14:02.763 --> 00:14:06.517 Ooh, a romantic conflict may be on the horizon. 00:14:06.559 --> 00:14:08.769 - Well, I do sleep diagonally. 00:14:08.811 --> 00:14:10.062 Jessie's not a fan of that. 00:14:10.062 --> 00:14:11.814 - Ben, leave the interpretation to the expert. 00:14:11.856 --> 00:14:12.815 - Yes, ma'am. 00:14:12.857 --> 00:14:15.317 - It says here it could point to a third party 00:14:15.317 --> 00:14:17.820 creating trouble in your relationship. 00:14:17.862 --> 00:14:21.115 - Mom, I don't think, um, Ben needs you nosing around 00:14:21.156 --> 00:14:22.533 in his... personal life. 00:14:22.575 --> 00:14:24.076 - Who's the third party, Ben? 00:14:24.118 --> 00:14:26.829 Does Jessie have feelings for someone else? Do you? 00:14:26.871 --> 00:14:28.497 - Mom! Stop. 00:14:28.497 --> 00:14:30.791 - Maggie, my part of the office, my rules. 00:14:30.791 --> 00:14:32.209 - M-Maybe I should go. 00:14:32.209 --> 00:14:34.461 - Every part of the office is my part of the office! 00:14:34.461 --> 00:14:35.671 - I'm gonna go. 00:14:36.547 --> 00:14:41.510 - I have been trying so hard to be nice to you all day, 00:14:41.510 --> 00:14:43.637 but you're in my space, you're bothering my clients. 00:14:43.637 --> 00:14:46.015 You're driving me crazy. Enough! 00:14:46.724 --> 00:14:48.142 - Well! 00:14:49.059 --> 00:14:51.478 Fine... if that's how you feel. 00:14:52.354 --> 00:14:54.565 But I will have you know, that the next card 00:14:54.607 --> 00:14:56.942 was people skydiving out of a spooky castle, 00:14:56.942 --> 00:14:59.069 and now we will never know what that is about. 00:15:10.497 --> 00:15:11.916 - Hi. - Hey. 00:15:12.541 --> 00:15:14.001 Everything okay with your mom? 00:15:14.043 --> 00:15:16.545 - Yeah, sorry you had to see that. 00:15:16.587 --> 00:15:17.796 I'm trying to be supportive of her, 00:15:17.796 --> 00:15:20.716 but it feels like her new career is "torturing Maggie." 00:15:20.716 --> 00:15:23.010 - Well, maybe she just wants to spend some time with you. 00:15:23.010 --> 00:15:24.345 - Yeah, exactly. You get it. 00:15:25.638 --> 00:15:26.722 - I know how it is. 00:15:26.764 --> 00:15:30.851 My dad never let me drive without him, 00:15:30.851 --> 00:15:32.144 even when I was in college. 00:15:32.144 --> 00:15:33.812 - Whoa. - And it was so annoying 00:15:33.812 --> 00:15:35.439 that he didn't trust me driving alone, 00:15:35.481 --> 00:15:38.567 but I just realized that he wanted to be with me. 00:15:39.401 --> 00:15:41.028 - Yeah, but did he put dolls in your car? 00:15:41.070 --> 00:15:43.280 - Did he put dolls in my... No, no. - No. 00:15:43.906 --> 00:15:46.033 - Maggie, I don't wanna be that guy who does the whole 00:15:46.075 --> 00:15:47.701 "my dad is dead, and I'd give anything 00:15:47.701 --> 00:15:49.453 to have just one more day with him" speech, 00:15:49.495 --> 00:15:50.871 but my dad is dead, 00:15:50.913 --> 00:15:53.582 and I'd give anything to have just one more day with him. 00:15:55.876 --> 00:15:57.086 - Yeah. - Yeah? 00:15:58.504 --> 00:16:00.547 - You're right. Thanks, Ben. 00:16:11.558 --> 00:16:14.812 Um, so, uh, what'd you end up doing with that coin? 00:16:15.646 --> 00:16:18.357 - Oh, actually, I figured I'd keep it. - Oh. 00:16:18.357 --> 00:16:20.776 - In case I need to make a decision one day. 00:16:20.818 --> 00:16:22.236 Or I might use it for scratchers. 00:16:25.114 --> 00:16:26.198 Look at that. 00:16:27.783 --> 00:16:29.451 Chocolate. - Chocolate. 00:16:29.451 --> 00:16:30.744 - Always the best choice. - The only choice. 00:16:30.744 --> 00:16:33.163 - The only choice. - Thank you. 00:16:33.163 --> 00:16:34.790 - Chocolate is the only choice. 00:16:34.790 --> 00:16:37.501 - Get it right. Come on, Ben. - That's it. That's what it is. 00:16:37.543 --> 00:16:38.752 - Good night. - Good night. 00:16:45.259 --> 00:16:46.969 But this whole time I've been struggling to figure out 00:16:46.969 --> 00:16:49.555 if you'd make a better roommate, or a better girlfriend. 00:16:50.014 --> 00:16:51.598 - Oh, samesies! 00:16:51.640 --> 00:16:53.017 - Really? - Yeah. 00:16:53.017 --> 00:16:54.101 - Okay, what did you decide? 00:16:54.768 --> 00:16:56.603 - Let's say it at the same time. 00:16:56.603 --> 00:16:58.856 One, two... 00:16:58.897 --> 00:17:00.899 - Roommate. - Three. 00:17:02.276 --> 00:17:06.321 - Sorry, you're so cool and superhot. 00:17:07.072 --> 00:17:08.907 But I really need somewhere to live, 00:17:08.907 --> 00:17:11.410 and your place gets really good sunlight for plants. 00:17:11.410 --> 00:17:13.871 - Well, you can't live here now that we've hooked up. 00:17:14.997 --> 00:17:17.332 - Yeah... I guess not. 00:17:17.332 --> 00:17:19.918 - Okay, well, what do we do now? 00:17:26.675 --> 00:17:27.676 - Hey, Mom. 00:17:31.055 --> 00:17:33.849 - If you're wondering who stole your bathroom key, it was me. 00:17:33.891 --> 00:17:36.268 I was mad. I'm not apologizing. 00:17:36.268 --> 00:17:40.272 - Okay, well, I'm actually the one who wants to apologize. 00:17:40.314 --> 00:17:41.523 I'm really sorry. 00:17:42.524 --> 00:17:43.525 - Oh. 00:17:44.610 --> 00:17:47.529 Okay, well, then here's your bathroom key. - Thanks. 00:17:47.529 --> 00:17:50.115 So, uh, how's the tarot biz? 00:17:50.115 --> 00:17:51.825 - Yeah, it's not great. 00:17:51.825 --> 00:17:53.660 I left the cards on top of the car. 00:17:53.660 --> 00:17:56.246 - Ah. - You know, it wasn't my thing anyway. 00:17:56.705 --> 00:17:58.999 I may just go back to being your dad's receptionist. 00:17:59.041 --> 00:18:01.085 - What? Mom, no. 00:18:01.085 --> 00:18:03.420 You can't just hide in Dad's office or mine. 00:18:03.420 --> 00:18:05.422 - But I don't know anything else. 00:18:05.464 --> 00:18:09.676 - Mom, I get it. I know who I am, and I'm still scared to tell the world. 00:18:09.676 --> 00:18:12.888 - But you shouldn't be. You are so good at what you do. 00:18:12.930 --> 00:18:17.226 Don't be scared, Maggie. You gotta let your light shine. 00:18:18.519 --> 00:18:19.728 - I will, Mom. 00:18:20.562 --> 00:18:22.856 You're a total bad*. Don't forget it. 00:18:23.232 --> 00:18:24.858 - You're damn right I am. 00:18:25.609 --> 00:18:28.028 You know what? I'm gonna start a podcast. 00:18:28.028 --> 00:18:29.113 - That's great. 00:18:29.113 --> 00:18:31.198 - And you're gonna be my co-host. 00:18:31.740 --> 00:18:32.950 - I'm busy. 00:18:44.419 --> 00:18:47.214 - Oh, fun! A psychic. Let's get a reading. 00:18:49.800 --> 00:18:50.801 - Come on in. 00:19:06.608 --> 00:19:08.610 - Love the new signage, Mags. 00:19:08.610 --> 00:19:11.822 - Yeah, I'm still getting used to it, but I like it, too. 00:19:11.822 --> 00:19:14.449 - Oh, wow. I am not loving those, though. 00:19:14.449 --> 00:19:17.536 - Oh, yeah. You know my mom. 00:19:17.536 --> 00:19:20.247 I have a feeling if I got rid of them, they'd just come back. 00:19:20.289 --> 00:19:21.790 - That's horrifying. - Yeah. 00:19:21.790 --> 00:19:23.458 - Anyways, what are we having for dinner? 00:19:23.458 --> 00:19:26.253 - Um... flip a coin? 00:19:26.253 --> 00:19:27.921 - Okay. - Heads for Thai? 00:19:27.921 --> 00:19:30.340 - Ooh, tails for a family bucket of fried chicken. 00:19:31.758 --> 00:19:34.178 - Oh, it's heads! Yes! - Ugh. 00:19:34.178 --> 00:19:36.722 Really wanted that family bucket. - Aw. 00:19:38.307 --> 00:19:39.683 Let's get both. 00:19:39.683 --> 00:19:41.852 - Yes, I love us! - Me too. 00:19:42.728 --> 00:19:44.688 But I cannot eat with those things watching me, 00:19:44.688 --> 00:19:46.982 so I, I need you to throw them away. 00:19:47.482 --> 00:19:49.610 - I'm not touching them.