WEBVTT 00:00:16.480 --> 00:00:19.440 And now you've reached the top. But it still doesn't feel that way. 00:00:19.720 --> 00:00:20.920 Just be happy! 00:00:21.160 --> 00:00:24.400 Come on, Felix, no one presents honest balance sheets. 00:00:24.480 --> 00:00:27.480 Everyone lies. Business people, politicians, the press. 00:00:27.960 --> 00:00:30.920 The question isn't if you lie, but whether they believe you. 00:00:31.240 --> 00:00:33.920 Okay, I've adjusted the number of new customers. 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:35.800 But the presentation we'll have to be careful… 00:00:38.120 --> 00:00:43.280 The Forum. It's calling. Only the really big players make it here. 00:00:43.880 --> 00:00:47.640 Tim Cook, Jeff Bezos, and Elon. 00:00:48.120 --> 00:00:50.360 Yeah, right, the world's biggest *s. 00:00:51.440 --> 00:00:54.560 -Sammy, shut up like we agreed. -No! It's okay, leave him alone. 00:00:54.640 --> 00:00:56.440 -You promised. No, I won't-- -Leave him alone. 00:00:56.520 --> 00:01:00.760 *s or not, what do you think the three men I just spoke of have in common? 00:01:01.240 --> 00:01:04.000 They each have millions who follow them on Twitter. 00:01:04.200 --> 00:01:06.040 And you have 10,000 followers 00:01:06.120 --> 00:01:07.800 and one tweet of spaghetti. 00:01:09.080 --> 00:01:11.400 -Hashtag CarboDiem. -Yeah, that's great. 00:01:11.560 --> 00:01:15.400 Look, I mean, if I can get 10,000 followers posting spaghetti, 00:01:15.480 --> 00:01:16.760 -that's really not bad. -Hm. 00:01:17.080 --> 00:01:22.280 That's a lot more than the average user who only has, what, Steffi? 00:01:22.360 --> 00:01:23.560 -Hm? -Tell me, how many people 00:01:23.680 --> 00:01:26.160 follow you? Three? 00:01:26.280 --> 00:01:27.920 One hundred eleven thousand, three hundred and five. 00:01:28.040 --> 00:01:29.040 What? 00:01:29.880 --> 00:01:34.080 I once filmed myself trying to find a parking spot during Karneval. 00:01:34.640 --> 00:01:38.160 And then my account basically exploded. 00:01:38.400 --> 00:01:41.280 Yeah, but unlike you, Steffi is likable. That helps-- 00:01:41.360 --> 00:01:42.400 What? I'm not likable? 00:01:42.520 --> 00:01:45.640 You're showing up in a private jet. Even the Chinese come by train every year. 00:01:45.720 --> 00:01:48.000 -Julie Roux's gonna love hating you-- -Julie who? 00:01:48.480 --> 00:01:49.600 She's our hero. 00:01:51.720 --> 00:01:53.800 For 50 years, the rich and powerful have met 00:01:53.880 --> 00:01:54.920 at the Global Economic Forum. 00:01:55.000 --> 00:01:57.880 And they claim to be making the world a better place. 00:01:58.360 --> 00:02:01.480 What have they achieved? Nothing! Nothing! 00:02:01.680 --> 00:02:06.440 The Global Economic Forum in Geneva opened today, but not without protest. 00:02:06.560 --> 00:02:08.440 Led by activist Julie Roux, 00:02:08.520 --> 00:02:11.160 thousands of demonstrators marched through Geneva 00:02:11.240 --> 00:02:13.440 Now, business expert Tom Wieland. 00:02:13.520 --> 00:02:16.120 We'll go to him live for his impressions from the scene. 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:19.920 Here at the Global Economic Forum, the business elite are anxious 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:22.160 to see CableCash's presentation. 00:02:22.240 --> 00:02:26.280 There have been insider rumors about incredible growth figures. 00:02:26.440 --> 00:02:29.760 However, tomorrow we'll see if those figures are really so good, 00:02:29.840 --> 00:02:31.880 or if they're too good to be true. 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:33.800 Look at this! And I'm not likable? 00:02:38.840 --> 00:02:41.400 Oh come on, say hi to your bubble. 00:02:41.560 --> 00:02:43.080 No, no, no! What are you doing? 00:02:44.760 --> 00:02:47.160 -Shame on you! Shame on you! -You're ruining the country! 00:02:47.560 --> 00:02:50.120 Yeah, baby, yeah! 00:02:50.720 --> 00:02:54.280 Steffi, now put that in the… in the… Internet, okay? 00:02:54.360 --> 00:02:56.000 Then we'll see soon enough who's got the bigger bubble. 00:03:05.800 --> 00:03:08.560 Check them out. The world's economic elite. 00:03:08.640 --> 00:03:11.600 A pretty woman like you could just marry one of them to get rich 00:03:11.680 --> 00:03:14.680 -instead of sniffing around here. -I'd rather get in bed with you. 00:03:15.960 --> 00:03:19.720 If I had to choose between them and me, I'd get into bed with me too. 00:03:21.080 --> 00:03:24.920 Right. But that's not the reason you wanted to meet with me, was it? 00:03:26.920 --> 00:03:29.480 -I looked at your folder. -Well? 00:03:30.520 --> 00:03:33.520 After the Forum, I could publish an article that would really hurt them. 00:03:33.760 --> 00:03:38.200 Really? Tom, that would be so helpful. Seriously. 00:03:38.320 --> 00:03:41.760 I'm still missing a few sources, but maybe we can go public earlier. 00:03:41.880 --> 00:03:44.680 Let's wait until after the presentation, then I'll show you what I've got. 00:03:45.720 --> 00:03:47.800 If the short sell doesn't work, I'm totally *. 00:03:48.000 --> 00:03:49.760 And not just a little *. You know? 00:03:49.960 --> 00:03:51.880 -Like, people like to say they're *. -Right. 00:03:52.120 --> 00:03:55.480 -But I'd be really, really, really *. -Better get on it. 00:03:56.880 --> 00:03:57.880 Thanks. 00:03:58.160 --> 00:04:01.160 Looks like the smooth Tom I remember is still in there somewhere. 00:04:01.440 --> 00:04:04.240 Somehow I need to make sure we can leave here in three days, 00:04:04.440 --> 00:04:06.160 without the press tearing us to pieces. 00:04:06.360 --> 00:04:08.640 And maybe bringing the whole company in a party bus 00:04:08.720 --> 00:04:10.120 wasn't the best decision. 00:04:11.720 --> 00:04:14.040 No, no, no, we're not getting drunk yet tonight. Okay? 00:04:14.520 --> 00:04:17.440 No, guys, guys! Everyone, please sit down. 00:04:17.720 --> 00:04:21.560 Unfortunately, we have to work a little before we start with that. 00:04:21.920 --> 00:04:24.480 Hey, quiet! Quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet. 00:04:24.600 --> 00:04:28.640 Okay, the show tomorrow, guys, is our big kick-off. 00:04:29.360 --> 00:04:31.280 After that, fan out, okay? 00:04:31.760 --> 00:04:36.680 Networking! Networking! Networking! We have to leave a respectable impression. 00:04:36.760 --> 00:04:41.040 Okay, first point. The first thing about CableCash is… 00:04:41.200 --> 00:04:43.000 Huh? 00:04:45.320 --> 00:04:46.360 Okay. Okay. All right-- Guys? 00:04:46.480 --> 00:04:48.840 Test, test, test. Is this * thing on? 00:04:49.440 --> 00:04:53.480 So, and this here… is our headquarters. 00:04:54.640 --> 00:04:58.360 This is where my warriors are preparing for the big battle! 00:04:58.680 --> 00:05:01.680 Hello, everyone! 00:05:03.880 --> 00:05:07.440 Hello! Good evening. 00:05:07.560 --> 00:05:11.240 Turn off that stupid music, I have something important to tell you. 00:05:12.360 --> 00:05:15.360 There was once a little boy who nobody believed in, 00:05:15.440 --> 00:05:17.000 not even his father. 00:05:17.440 --> 00:05:22.320 Would that poor boy ever have dreamed of flying in a private jet 00:05:22.480 --> 00:05:25.040 and getting to play with all the big boys 00:05:25.160 --> 00:05:28.240 at the Global Economic Forum in Geneva? 00:05:31.440 --> 00:05:36.920 Abso-*-lutely! 00:05:37.200 --> 00:05:39.720 So, what do you want us to do now? 00:05:39.880 --> 00:05:42.680 We're gonna go through the entire press list and see 00:05:43.000 --> 00:05:45.000 who could be a problem for us. 00:05:45.280 --> 00:05:47.600 -From our panel? -No, the whole Forum. 00:05:48.000 --> 00:05:50.880 That's gonna take a while. Aren't you being a bit paranoid? 00:05:51.000 --> 00:05:52.360 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 00:05:53.000 --> 00:05:57.880 You, my friends, you can all really live it up today. 00:05:58.120 --> 00:06:02.600 And make sure that this Forum never forgets! 00:06:02.840 --> 00:06:04.520 -Cable… -Cash! 00:06:04.640 --> 00:06:05.840 -Cable… -Cash! 00:06:05.960 --> 00:06:08.800 -Cable… -Cash! Cash! Cash! Cash! Cash! 00:06:09.080 --> 00:06:11.680 -We love our boss, * yeah! -Now, dear friends… 00:06:12.080 --> 00:06:14.520 -One more thing. -*! 00:06:22.560 --> 00:06:24.000 He's just bringing the fondue. 00:06:24.280 --> 00:06:26.320 Like in Vienna when he just brought Sachertorte 00:06:26.440 --> 00:06:28.280 then Magnus went missing for two weeks? 00:06:28.440 --> 00:06:30.400 Yeah, but they came back with millions. 00:06:30.480 --> 00:06:33.760 -Feliche! -Klausi! Hey! 00:06:33.880 --> 00:06:35.900 We're lucky to have Klausi here, he knows the entire Asia faction at the Forum. 00:06:36.360 --> 00:06:39.600 He once kidnapped the husband of the head of Bank of Thailand, 00:06:39.720 --> 00:06:40.720 the CEO's wife, I don't remember. 00:06:40.800 --> 00:06:44.200 Yeah, you know, the currency crashed, I made out like a bandit, 00:06:44.320 --> 00:06:47.320 and all the CEO got was hogtied and fired! 00:06:49.000 --> 00:06:54.080 Listen up, mesdames et monsieurs! There are rules in Switzerland. 00:06:54.480 --> 00:06:58.480 And the most important one is the fondue rule. 00:06:58.720 --> 00:07:01.960 If a piece of bread falls in, the deal is… 00:07:02.680 --> 00:07:05.960 that you have to run * through the lobby! 00:07:10.920 --> 00:07:13.000 Stir, my friends! 00:07:21.160 --> 00:07:25.320 Come on, boss. Go on, try it. Don't let them ruin our night. 00:07:25.440 --> 00:07:26.720 So Felix is finally joining us! 00:07:28.200 --> 00:07:30.200 He's missing the crust, you know, mistake number-- 00:07:30.280 --> 00:07:31.320 -Oh! -Oh! 00:07:31.480 --> 00:07:33.840 People! People! People! It's happening! 00:07:34.400 --> 00:07:37.960 Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! 00:07:38.080 --> 00:07:40.720 Magnus, we're not actually doing this, are we? 00:07:40.840 --> 00:07:43.120 -Of course we are. -That was my bread. 00:07:46.040 --> 00:07:49.640 Oh, well, that works too. As long as we follow the rules. 00:07:50.160 --> 00:07:54.200 -There's no need for that. -No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 00:07:54.560 --> 00:07:56.060 Rules are rules. 00:08:02.400 --> 00:08:03.400 Felix! 00:08:05.560 --> 00:08:06.600 Let's go. 00:08:13.120 --> 00:08:16.680 Sascha! Sascha! Sascha! 00:08:16.760 --> 00:08:19.880 Come on, forget it. It's too hot in here for me anyway. 00:08:20.680 --> 00:08:22.200 I'll do it for you. 00:08:23.040 --> 00:08:26.360 Are you ready to-- 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:35.600 Magnus is a real * *. 00:08:37.600 --> 00:08:38.640 Yeah, I'm done. 00:08:42.240 --> 00:08:43.680 -Magnus, I'm going to bed. -Felix. 00:08:44.320 --> 00:08:47.160 If you * this up tomorrow, we're finished. 00:08:48.160 --> 00:08:49.400 All right, you know what? 00:08:50.800 --> 00:08:54.000 Anyone knows how important tomorrow is, it's me. All right? 00:08:54.320 --> 00:08:56.760 Do you think I'd ever harm these people? 00:08:57.200 --> 00:08:58.400 They're family. 00:08:58.520 --> 00:09:03.000 You love numbers so much. Look, look here. Our stock went up 20% in one day 00:09:03.200 --> 00:09:05.160 because investors are so excited for tomorrow. 00:09:05.280 --> 00:09:10.640 Klaus! 00:09:21.380 --> 00:09:22.780 Okay, Felix, stay calm. 00:09:23.060 --> 00:09:25.940 As long as Magnus goes onstage with you in his ear, 00:09:26.460 --> 00:09:27.860 everything will be fine. 00:09:28.340 --> 00:09:32.420 He's just a bat costume and you're Bruce * Wayne. 00:09:32.540 --> 00:09:35.380 I have something special for you, 30%. 00:09:35.460 --> 00:09:39.580 You wanted 30%, I'm giving you 30%. 00:09:39.740 --> 00:09:41.820 -That's the one. Tweet that, come on. -Yeah. Yeah. 00:09:49.020 --> 00:09:50.540 -One hundred and fifty! -Yes! 00:09:54.980 --> 00:09:57.900 I love you! I * love you! 00:09:59.340 --> 00:10:01.820 -Oh, no pressure! -Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 00:10:01.900 --> 00:10:04.580 I have to introduce you to someone. Hey, Einar! 00:10:04.740 --> 00:10:08.180 Come here. This is Einar, my Icelandic oil prince! 00:10:08.380 --> 00:10:09.500 Mon petit prince! 00:10:09.580 --> 00:10:13.180 I'd double my investment if you tell me about your quarterly figures. 00:10:13.260 --> 00:10:17.220 I can tell you stockholders, you're not gonna forget tomorrow's presentation. 00:10:17.380 --> 00:10:18.480 It'll be unforgettable. 00:10:18.600 --> 00:10:20.600 Oh, this again! 00:10:20.880 --> 00:10:22.720 Hey there, Jutta, tell me, 00:10:22.760 --> 00:10:25.680 how many Dalmatian puppies had to die for this? 00:10:25.960 --> 00:10:27.280 You're still up partying? 00:10:27.360 --> 00:10:29.400 I thought tomorrow you have to put on an early show. 00:10:29.440 --> 00:10:30.480 Yes. And it'll be great. 00:10:30.600 --> 00:10:34.080 Hopefully you don't have nightmares about all your online haters. 00:10:34.160 --> 00:10:35.360 Oh, please, Jutta. 00:10:36.480 --> 00:10:39.680 That's what's called a "meme," and it creates a "buzz." 00:10:39.840 --> 00:10:42.360 If five million people follow you because they hate you, 00:10:42.520 --> 00:10:45.320 you still have five million followers. 00:10:45.640 --> 00:10:47.000 Now you know the deal. 00:10:47.400 --> 00:10:50.960 Because I have followers, which isn't the case for you, dear Jutta, 00:10:51.040 --> 00:10:52.280 I don't need sleep. 00:10:55.880 --> 00:11:00.640 Super! 00:11:13.760 --> 00:11:16.040 15 MISSED CALLS 78 NEW MESSAGES 00:11:16.120 --> 00:11:18.120 FELICE, WHERE ARE YOU? I NEED YOU 00:11:18.200 --> 00:11:20.800 FELIX WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH I FEEL SICK 00:11:20.880 --> 00:11:21.880 MISSED VIDEO CALL 00:11:21.960 --> 00:11:22.800 Of course. 00:11:29.120 --> 00:11:30.480 Okay, knock again. 00:11:31.760 --> 00:11:34.600 It's starting in a few minutes. Do it now! 00:11:36.240 --> 00:11:38.520 -Just * go inside. -What if he's *? 00:11:38.640 --> 00:11:40.000 I don't care. Go in! 00:11:41.240 --> 00:11:44.920 Magnus? 00:11:48.760 --> 00:11:49.800 Magnus? 00:11:52.680 --> 00:11:54.520 I don't even think he slept here. 00:11:54.600 --> 00:11:57.480 Keep looking until you find him, goddamn it! 00:11:58.240 --> 00:12:00.480 -Hello. -Oh, wow. 00:12:00.880 --> 00:12:02.400 So? Nervous, huh? 00:12:02.600 --> 00:12:06.640 -Oh, well. It's cool. -Luck, luck, luck! 00:12:06.880 --> 00:12:11.640 You really better kill it today. The American Treasury Secretary is here. 00:12:13.560 --> 00:12:16.640 I want a photo with him and Magnus. Can you arrange that for me? 00:12:16.720 --> 00:12:21.400 -Yes, we can arrange that. -Germany does more than data protection. 00:12:25.800 --> 00:12:26.800 Okay. 00:12:28.440 --> 00:12:31.760 Hey, Alex! Holy shit, where are you? We have a huge * problem! 00:12:44.520 --> 00:12:48.680 Then just tell me he's not there, okay? *! Magnus isn't coming. 00:12:49.360 --> 00:12:51.280 Well, what are we going to do? Look around. 00:12:51.400 --> 00:12:53.600 All these people are ready to watch him jerk off. 00:12:53.760 --> 00:12:56.320 What? Who gave the signal? 00:12:56.400 --> 00:12:58.520 No! No! Alex, stop them! 00:12:59.160 --> 00:13:02.480 Give it up for the CEO of CableCash! 00:13:02.560 --> 00:13:04.600 -Shit! What do we do now? -You have to do it now. 00:13:04.680 --> 00:13:06.200 -What? Why me? -You're the * COO. 00:13:06.280 --> 00:13:07.280 You've got this. 00:13:13.120 --> 00:13:14.480 Calm down. 00:13:14.600 --> 00:13:17.320 -I can't do this. -Of course you can. 00:13:17.400 --> 00:13:21.200 Because you're the real brain, Felix. I knew right away, 00:13:21.320 --> 00:13:23.520 and so will everyone else when they hear you speak. 00:13:23.640 --> 00:13:24.920 -I'm the brain. -You're the brain. 00:13:26.000 --> 00:13:27.360 -I'm the brain. -You're the brain. 00:13:27.480 --> 00:13:29.040 -I am the brain. -You're the brain. 00:13:38.320 --> 00:13:40.480 Hello, Geneva! 00:13:41.200 --> 00:13:43.120 Who's that fatass? 00:13:43.520 --> 00:13:45.160 We want Magnus! 00:13:45.240 --> 00:13:48.000 -My name… -Who the * are you, man? 00:13:48.080 --> 00:13:50.480 -Magnus! -…is Felix Armand. 00:13:50.560 --> 00:13:53.160 -A random trainee? -Loser! 00:13:53.920 --> 00:13:58.920 I am the CEO… I am the COO… of CableCash. 00:13:59.480 --> 00:14:02.200 Yes? 00:14:02.560 --> 00:14:04.720 Cramer! Cramer! Cramer! 00:14:11.560 --> 00:14:13.240 First of all, I'd like to-- 00:14:13.400 --> 00:14:15.680 Sir, Magnus rented a party villa with Klaus. 00:14:15.760 --> 00:14:17.440 -He did what? -Mm-hmm. 00:14:18.160 --> 00:14:21.280 Ladies and gentlemen. Don't worry. 00:14:21.440 --> 00:14:26.240 Uh, of course, nobody replaces our Dr. Magnus A. Cramer. 00:14:26.320 --> 00:14:28.200 Nobody. 00:14:28.840 --> 00:14:33.280 I… I was just informed that Dr. Cramer met someone here at the Forum 00:14:33.360 --> 00:14:36.360 and is currently in a meeting which he couldn't postpone. 00:14:36.760 --> 00:14:38.560 I'm sure all of you… 00:14:42.040 --> 00:14:44.160 …all of you on another occasion here at the Forum. 00:14:44.880 --> 00:14:48.720 That's just who he is! CableCash first! Always! 00:14:49.560 --> 00:14:52.880 Thank you all so much for coming, and thank you for your trust. 00:14:56.200 --> 00:14:57.720 Thank you… thanks. 00:15:01.720 --> 00:15:04.360 There was a spectacular downswing 00:15:04.480 --> 00:15:05.560 in the market today. 00:15:05.640 --> 00:15:10.360 Digital payment provider CableCash's stock has fallen on turbulent times. 00:15:10.440 --> 00:15:12.840 Here's more from economics expert Tom Wieland. 00:15:13.040 --> 00:15:15.160 The CEO of the hour, Magnus Cramer, 00:15:15.280 --> 00:15:19.920 simply failed to show up for his much-anticipated debut at the GEF. 00:15:20.040 --> 00:15:23.800 But we did get to see a fairly, well, embarrassing appearance 00:15:23.920 --> 00:15:25.520 by COO Felix Armand. 00:15:26.800 --> 00:15:27.800 What the *? 00:15:27.880 --> 00:15:29.560 -I saw it. Yeah. Yeah. I saw it! -What the *? 00:15:29.640 --> 00:15:33.640 Why aren't you doing anything? Is… Is he crashing our stock on purpose? 00:15:34.000 --> 00:15:37.680 -Do any of you care? -I'm sure he had a plan in place, Felix. 00:15:39.920 --> 00:15:41.600 Give me that. Um. 00:15:42.320 --> 00:15:43.320 Alex. 00:15:43.680 --> 00:15:45.360 -You ready? -Yeah, okay. 00:15:45.440 --> 00:15:47.120 CableCash is a company… 00:15:47.280 --> 00:15:50.880 …that relies on the individual strengths of its employees. 00:15:51.040 --> 00:15:53.800 Success is by no means solely… Wait… No, no, no, no, no… 00:15:54.640 --> 00:15:58.960 Its prosperity is not dependent on Dr. Magnus A. Cramer. 00:15:59.800 --> 00:16:04.000 Company management… …distances itself 00:16:04.080 --> 00:16:07.960 from his statements and actions, and assures stockholders-- 00:16:08.080 --> 00:16:09.080 Stop, stop. Just wait. 00:16:10.400 --> 00:16:11.400 Assures what? 00:16:12.480 --> 00:16:15.640 Assures stockholders, that under Felix Armand's leadership-- 00:16:15.720 --> 00:16:19.160 -What, Felix? What are you doing? -A press release. 00:16:19.240 --> 00:16:21.400 -It's a dissolution contract. -Just in case. 00:16:21.560 --> 00:16:22.720 You serious? 00:16:23.120 --> 00:16:25.680 You guys. We need to have a message ready. 00:16:26.000 --> 00:16:28.480 He's nuts, and you have to understand that. 00:16:29.040 --> 00:16:30.960 This is * dangerous! 00:16:32.040 --> 00:16:35.600 If he starts a scandal because he can't keep his dumb mouth shut, 00:16:36.000 --> 00:16:40.000 or because he doesn't show up to present our quarterly figures, 00:16:40.920 --> 00:16:43.320 then… then we have to be ready. 00:16:44.520 --> 00:16:46.280 Our hands are tied, you guys! 00:16:47.920 --> 00:16:48.920 Okay? 00:16:49.920 --> 00:16:53.040 He is crazy, and we're the last bastion of defense! 00:16:53.280 --> 00:16:55.040 -Yeah, a bastion. * yeah! -Yeah, Felix, you got it! 00:16:55.160 --> 00:16:57.280 -We can't go on like this! -No way! 00:16:58.080 --> 00:17:02.240 All right, guys. This isn't just about our jobs. 00:17:03.840 --> 00:17:08.480 It's also about all our friends' jobs. Their families. 00:17:09.800 --> 00:17:12.360 We have to take responsibility, okay? 00:17:13.080 --> 00:17:16.040 And I seriously feel like I'm alone out here, you guys! 00:17:16.120 --> 00:17:17.240 You're never alone here. 00:17:17.320 --> 00:17:18.960 I feel like, are you with me? 00:17:19.080 --> 00:17:20.840 -Yes, sir! -Yes, Felix. 00:17:21.040 --> 00:17:23.120 -Do you support me? -Yes, of course! 00:17:24.000 --> 00:17:25.800 -Are we in this together? -Yeah, Felix! 00:17:25.920 --> 00:17:27.640 -Are you in? Yes? -Yes! 00:17:27.880 --> 00:17:29.320 Okay, Napoleon, may I please interrupt? 00:17:29.440 --> 00:17:30.440 Sure. 00:17:30.520 --> 00:17:33.440 "Press releases on structural changes to the company must be approved 00:17:33.520 --> 00:17:37.520 by the executive and supervisory boards." Paragraph four, B. 00:17:38.080 --> 00:17:41.720 You can get Magnus to sign, then I'll get supervisory board approval. 00:17:41.840 --> 00:17:45.280 And you can finally dream of being the caliph in place of the caliph. 00:17:45.400 --> 00:17:47.600 Sounds great. Print it. 00:17:48.800 --> 00:17:49.800 Done. 00:17:50.520 --> 00:17:54.240 We're saving this company, okay? As a team. 00:17:58.240 --> 00:18:00.640 Well, are you coming? Guys? You have to get up… Yeah. 00:18:14.840 --> 00:18:17.800 Does every family have a father who's just a phenomenal *? 00:18:17.880 --> 00:18:20.600 I mean, yeah. I think so. Mine is. 00:18:20.840 --> 00:18:23.520 Eventually, I got sick of it and moved out. 00:18:23.760 --> 00:18:26.960 So either we move out or we turn into *s. 00:18:27.200 --> 00:18:30.360 -Sure, boss. -No, seriously. Everybody loves *s. 00:18:31.040 --> 00:18:33.280 Egocentric narcissists become presidents, 00:18:33.360 --> 00:18:36.400 then they get all the accolades and all the attention. 00:18:36.880 --> 00:18:39.800 And if you play by the rules, no one even knows you exist. 00:18:39.920 --> 00:18:43.240 -Then maybe we don't play by the rules. -What can we do, though? 00:18:45.000 --> 00:18:48.240 If I didn't always save his *, the world would see the real Magnus. 00:19:05.240 --> 00:19:07.680 I have a plan, but I need your help. 00:19:08.160 --> 00:19:10.720 -Okay. -And I need help from… 00:19:11.360 --> 00:19:14.600 Sammy! Are you any good with Photoshop? 00:19:23.120 --> 00:19:26.040 Put it on Twitter, Instagram, Reddit, and Facebook. 00:19:26.160 --> 00:19:27.640 No, Facebook's not dope. 00:19:27.840 --> 00:19:29.800 I don't care. The whole world needs to see it. 00:19:29.840 --> 00:19:31.360 And we need a good hashtag. 00:19:36.240 --> 00:19:40.120 -Come in. Not much time. -Okay, I got everything. 00:19:41.160 --> 00:19:42.920 -How did you… -Google. 00:19:44.480 --> 00:19:47.840 You think you're the stock? Okay, Magnus. Let's watch you crash. 00:19:48.040 --> 00:19:50.600 Orange badges are for media representatives. 00:19:50.840 --> 00:19:52.480 You don't look like a media rep. 00:19:52.760 --> 00:19:54.120 They all look the same. 00:19:54.400 --> 00:19:57.880 Well, I feel the Forum has become more accomplished 00:19:57.960 --> 00:20:00.480 and more open for more discussions like that. 00:20:00.640 --> 00:20:03.000 -Don't you think so? -Ah, yeah Definitely. 00:20:03.400 --> 00:20:06.400 It has, but it's also kind of become boring. Don't you think? 00:20:06.480 --> 00:20:10.200 Like, I… I miss the old Forum where there was actual conflict, you know? 00:20:10.600 --> 00:20:14.960 Like, today I'd want to see someone like Julie Roux debate… 00:20:16.040 --> 00:20:18.600 -Jeff Bezos? -No, no. No way! 00:20:18.840 --> 00:20:20.800 Hey! Dr. Cramer? 00:20:20.920 --> 00:20:23.360 Dr. Cramer is great. 00:20:23.480 --> 00:20:28.240 Now look. Guys, look what I found on the Internet. Huh? Dr. Cramer. 00:20:28.440 --> 00:20:32.660 Tax the rich! Tax the rich! Tax the rich! Tax the rich! 00:20:32.800 --> 00:20:34.680 And who are the blue badges for? 00:20:35.440 --> 00:20:36.480 Blue is very good. 00:20:36.560 --> 00:20:39.240 They're the official attendees of heads of state. 00:20:41.440 --> 00:20:43.800 -Where you from? -Germany. You? 00:20:43.960 --> 00:20:48.040 Oh, no way! Close enough. I'm from Austria. 00:20:48.960 --> 00:20:51.280 Have you seen this? I think it's just great. 00:20:52.000 --> 00:20:54.200 -I'd like to see that. -Right? 00:20:54.280 --> 00:20:58.280 But my wife wanted another kid, so what was I supposed to do? 00:20:59.480 --> 00:21:03.400 What about you? This is the first time a green badge has been interested in me. 00:21:03.720 --> 00:21:06.760 Purple we can ignore. They're just technicians. 00:21:07.400 --> 00:21:10.760 Total waste of time. Green. They're the most important. 00:21:11.280 --> 00:21:14.080 CEOs, government officials, leading media bosses. 00:21:14.280 --> 00:21:18.360 Sometimes, even the Forum President. But it won't be easy to get to them. 00:21:18.680 --> 00:21:20.280 So appeal to his ego. 00:21:20.360 --> 00:21:24.600 President for two years! I've been the president for 50 years now. 00:21:24.760 --> 00:21:26.760 Yes, but for how much longer? 00:21:27.080 --> 00:21:29.720 I mean, I associate the Forum with big moments. 00:21:30.280 --> 00:21:32.680 When you tried to make Arafat and Peres reconcile. 00:21:32.760 --> 00:21:35.440 Or when Gorbachev and Helmut Kohl 00:21:35.520 --> 00:21:38.000 had a personal conversation, here at the Forum. 00:21:38.400 --> 00:21:40.800 What happened to history-making moments like that? 00:21:40.880 --> 00:21:44.760 Perhaps that's a good sign. There are fewer conflicts. 00:21:45.880 --> 00:21:46.880 On the contrary! 00:21:47.280 --> 00:21:50.280 Have you seen the social media fight between the activist Julie Roux 00:21:50.400 --> 00:21:51.640 and Mr. CableCash? 00:21:52.560 --> 00:21:55.800 It's a hot topic here at the Forum, and you're not even giving it a stage. 00:21:55.920 --> 00:21:59.840 -Maybe your husband's lost his bite. -Sadly, I must agree with you. 00:22:15.000 --> 00:22:18.280 KUNKELMANN TIRE SERVICE HEY, MARCO, I NEED A "TIRE CHANGED" 00:22:18.960 --> 00:22:21.960 It was nice to see you, talk soon. 00:22:22.640 --> 00:22:25.200 -Hi, Amira. -Hey. 00:22:25.360 --> 00:22:27.880 If I didn't know better, I'd think you were following me. 00:22:32.400 --> 00:22:34.080 Sorry I took off at karaoke. 00:22:34.760 --> 00:22:37.920 Hey, you were just afraid of getting killed on stage, I get it. 00:22:39.440 --> 00:22:42.040 "Adam Smith." That's the best you could do? 00:22:42.840 --> 00:22:46.400 Um, yeah, but green badges mean we're the good guys, so… 00:22:46.480 --> 00:22:49.560 Hm. At an event only bad guys attend. 00:22:49.680 --> 00:22:52.280 Congrats! That's great. Super. 00:22:52.560 --> 00:22:55.440 A few years ago I hated these guys so much. 00:22:56.680 --> 00:22:59.800 He who's not a communist at 20 has no heart. And he who is still a communist-- 00:22:59.920 --> 00:23:01.240 -What up, brah! -Brah! 00:23:01.600 --> 00:23:03.840 Oh, *. How'd they find me? 00:23:04.540 --> 00:23:06.260 We've been looking everywhere for you. 00:23:06.500 --> 00:23:08.860 Check it out. We look like real businessmen, right? 00:23:08.940 --> 00:23:11.540 We are, you tard! Yeah, new business, new name. 00:23:11.700 --> 00:23:15.380 -Now we just need… a headquarters. -Headquarters, that's what's up. 00:23:15.580 --> 00:23:17.980 That's why we're hunting with the Grand Duke of Luxembourg. 00:23:18.300 --> 00:23:21.420 Yeah. Cool, yeah. Well, enjoy yourselves, then. Bye. 00:23:23.020 --> 00:23:26.140 Just one small thing, Felix. We were bragging about you guys. 00:23:26.460 --> 00:23:29.380 Then that * duke said we couldn't go unless we brought you and Magnus. 00:23:29.460 --> 00:23:33.460 That's… That's not possible. I'm in… In a meeting. 00:23:33.740 --> 00:23:38.060 But you still owe us a favor, on account of Visconti. Huh? 00:23:38.140 --> 00:23:41.660 We owe you a favor? After Magnus and I were almost *-- 00:23:42.900 --> 00:23:47.140 Can we… Oh, sorry. Can we do this later? Or we could just exchange numbers? 00:23:47.340 --> 00:23:48.460 -Sure. Sure. -Stop it. 00:23:50.060 --> 00:23:51.980 -There you go. -Yeah, uh, great. 00:23:52.220 --> 00:23:53.340 -Have fun! -Yeah, good. 00:23:53.500 --> 00:23:55.260 Hey, maybe I can exchange numbers with you, too. 00:23:55.380 --> 00:23:56.740 -Ciao. -Sorry, ciao. 00:23:56.820 --> 00:23:57.820 -Later. -No problem. 00:23:58.140 --> 00:24:00.400 You playboy! *, *, *! 00:24:11.940 --> 00:24:14.380 GRAND DUKE OF LUXEMBOURG 00:24:18.060 --> 00:24:20.380 Felix, I understand if you think I'm crazy. 00:24:21.620 --> 00:24:24.180 -Yeah? -Many geniuses were accused of it. 00:24:25.020 --> 00:24:28.900 They said Ludwig II was a schizophrenic. I mean. 00:24:29.220 --> 00:24:32.380 Well, scientists proved that he had a shrunken brain. 00:24:32.500 --> 00:24:36.220 There's often a fine line between genius and madness. 00:24:36.460 --> 00:24:37.900 -Yeah, that's not at all what I… -Yeah, yeah. 00:24:38.620 --> 00:24:42.580 You know where this insanity got us? Or rather, this genius? 00:24:43.380 --> 00:24:44.380 Where? 00:24:44.460 --> 00:24:49.300 Tomorrow there will a panel with just me and, well, that snooty brat Julie Roux. 00:24:49.460 --> 00:24:52.700 It was organized by the Forum president himself. 00:24:52.820 --> 00:24:55.100 He realized that at the Forum, as well as online, 00:24:55.180 --> 00:24:57.740 we're all that anyone's interested in. 00:24:58.300 --> 00:25:02.700 Everyone'll be there, little buddy. It's gonna be streamed. Live. 00:25:02.780 --> 00:25:06.860 It was just announced. And right here. Bam! The stock prices are climbing. 00:25:07.460 --> 00:25:10.580 And when I'm finished with that little activist twerp, 00:25:10.900 --> 00:25:13.780 our stock's going to explode! Mark my words! 00:25:14.140 --> 00:25:18.380 Yeah, Magnus, you're right. Who cares about quarterlies? 00:25:19.140 --> 00:25:21.580 You are the stock, right? 00:25:21.780 --> 00:25:22.820 Oh, *! 00:25:23.620 --> 00:25:25.260 -The shit was that? -What was that? 00:25:25.620 --> 00:25:27.660 What the * are those dumb *s doing? 00:25:27.940 --> 00:25:29.100 -You get it? -Yeah, man! 00:25:29.420 --> 00:25:32.620 Kingslayer! * my *, Rambo! 00:25:34.740 --> 00:25:37.660 Hey! You idiot! You can't just shoot like that. 00:25:37.780 --> 00:25:40.340 -But he hit it. -Yeah, but he just injured it. 00:25:40.420 --> 00:25:43.340 Now we got to look for the damn thing. Uh, Cramer? 00:25:44.300 --> 00:25:45.860 Would you join me as forerider? 00:25:45.980 --> 00:25:50.020 The *? 00:25:50.140 --> 00:25:53.580 Yo, did he say "foreskin?" 00:25:53.740 --> 00:25:55.860 Hey, man. Together, we're the foreskins. 00:25:56.100 --> 00:25:57.940 Yeah, bro. We're the foreskins. 00:25:58.020 --> 00:25:59.500 That's right. 00:26:00.420 --> 00:26:04.980 Mr. Cramer, we really don't get nervous if prices fluctuate a little bit. 00:26:05.100 --> 00:26:06.300 That's all part of it. 00:26:06.740 --> 00:26:10.420 And if the Germans don't want you, we have a nice place for you. 00:26:10.580 --> 00:26:13.100 Felix, Felix, dude, we already have a name. 00:26:13.220 --> 00:26:15.860 -Yeah. -Boys To Men. 00:26:17.420 --> 00:26:19.420 -Like the boy band? -What boy band? 00:26:19.500 --> 00:26:20.820 It represents how we made it. 00:26:20.900 --> 00:26:24.780 From young smut peddlers to real * businessmen, you know? 00:26:24.900 --> 00:26:26.580 Language, Fabian! Watch your mouth. 00:26:26.700 --> 00:26:29.980 I'm sure you'd be happy to receive some of the benefits, 00:26:30.100 --> 00:26:34.020 enjoyed by IKEA or Amazon. They're very happy with us. 00:26:34.540 --> 00:26:36.140 -Hey, the critter! -That's it? 00:26:37.380 --> 00:26:40.460 -You guys shot * Bambi! -Who will do the honors? 00:26:40.700 --> 00:26:42.060 -Felix. -No, I won't do it. 00:26:42.180 --> 00:26:44.620 No, no, no! No, I can't. No, I can't! 00:26:44.700 --> 00:26:46.260 "No, no, no! I can't do it." 00:26:46.420 --> 00:26:49.740 -Are you * or something? -Hey, hey! What century are you living in? 00:26:50.060 --> 00:26:52.380 If he's *, that doesn't mean he's a *. 00:26:52.740 --> 00:26:54.340 Oh, but "*" is okay? What's that say? 00:26:54.420 --> 00:26:57.820 That a person is weaker because he or she has a *? 00:26:58.060 --> 00:27:00.580 Well, look at him. It's possible. Maybe he has both. 00:27:00.660 --> 00:27:02.380 You know, whatever, I just meant that "*" has-- 00:27:03.660 --> 00:27:07.500 Listen, you * * pygmies. 00:27:08.300 --> 00:27:11.100 Acting like big-time businessmen in your first communion suits… 00:27:11.180 --> 00:27:12.060 Your dumb idea-- 00:27:12.140 --> 00:27:14.100 …but you don't have the first clue about business! 00:27:14.700 --> 00:27:16.580 You would be lucky to have one ounce 00:27:16.660 --> 00:27:18.780 of Felix's strategic foresight. 00:27:19.180 --> 00:27:20.300 What's "foresight?" 00:27:20.380 --> 00:27:23.420 But if you're looking for two gigantic morons who'll pay you a bunch of taxes, 00:27:23.500 --> 00:27:24.540 your search is over. 00:27:24.820 --> 00:27:26.300 They come highly recommended. 00:27:26.380 --> 00:27:27.900 And your barn door is open. 00:27:28.340 --> 00:27:32.540 Felix, come on. We're going. *s. 00:27:36.300 --> 00:27:38.260 "The Hermann brothers served as a stepping stone 00:27:38.380 --> 00:27:41.740 into the highly profitable world of financial crime for the bank." 00:27:42.660 --> 00:27:45.140 "If it were taking place in Duckburg and not not Düsseldorf, 00:27:45.220 --> 00:27:47.220 the story would be amazing." 00:27:47.380 --> 00:27:50.500 "Sadly, the victim is not Scrooge McDuck, but the German taxpayer." 00:27:50.660 --> 00:27:52.700 Whoa. I love it. 00:27:52.820 --> 00:27:54.260 -See? -So good. 00:27:54.420 --> 00:27:55.860 I'm not out of the game yet. 00:27:56.020 --> 00:27:57.820 Despite my townhouse and minivan. Here. 00:27:57.900 --> 00:27:59.100 Thanks. 00:28:00.540 --> 00:28:02.180 If we can get this out there 00:28:02.460 --> 00:28:05.620 while the stock is already shaky, those guys'll be finished. 00:28:07.020 --> 00:28:08.180 This is perfect. 00:28:09.540 --> 00:28:10.900 I love win-win deals. 00:28:10.980 --> 00:28:12.260 "The profit margins given 00:28:12.380 --> 00:28:16.340 eclipse those of similar providers from Norway by over 200 times as much." 00:28:16.460 --> 00:28:20.900 "To achieve that, CableCash would have to process 30 million transactions a day." 00:28:21.020 --> 00:28:22.620 Did you check that? That's not from me. 00:28:24.180 --> 00:28:25.220 What? 00:28:26.100 --> 00:28:27.480 "The federal government is building its…" 00:28:27.500 --> 00:28:29.340 Pretty boring dude, your Tom Wieland. 00:28:30.420 --> 00:28:34.060 Average career, two kids, married for eleven years, eugh. 00:28:34.180 --> 00:28:37.460 Separated briefly due to his infidelity. 00:28:37.580 --> 00:28:39.780 -Nothing else? -All right. Yeah, well… 00:28:39.860 --> 00:28:44.140 Oh! Oh, that's right. So his father worked for an insurance company 00:28:44.260 --> 00:28:46.060 and was fired without note. 00:28:46.140 --> 00:28:48.380 Okay. That's no help to me. 00:28:48.500 --> 00:28:51.740 He was fired after he got bad advice from a strategy consultant. 00:28:52.300 --> 00:28:57.060 The guy shut down his whole department. After that his father never found work, 00:28:57.260 --> 00:29:01.380 his wife left, and he drank himself to death. 00:29:01.740 --> 00:29:03.620 Guess what the consultant's name was. 00:29:03.740 --> 00:29:05.660 No clue. I don't have time for this, man. 00:29:06.660 --> 00:29:09.500 -Dr. Magnus Aurel… -No! 00:29:10.100 --> 00:29:11.220 -Yes! -No! 00:29:11.300 --> 00:29:14.460 Cramer. Magnus Cramer, yes. 00:29:14.940 --> 00:29:18.100 -What do I owe you? -First one's on the house, bro. 00:29:22.620 --> 00:29:23.660 Can I come in? 00:29:23.860 --> 00:29:26.140 -Absolutely not. -Wait, wait, wait, one moment. 00:29:26.300 --> 00:29:29.300 I want to announce a press release on your program tomorrow. 00:29:31.180 --> 00:29:33.140 -Have a nice night. -No, wait, wait. 00:29:34.220 --> 00:29:36.300 I already know you're not after CableCash. 00:29:39.100 --> 00:29:41.340 You're after Cramer. 00:29:44.420 --> 00:29:45.660 And I know why, too. 00:29:48.860 --> 00:29:51.620 If you think you can get rid of me with money, you're mistaken. 00:29:52.180 --> 00:29:53.780 No, no, no, no, no, no. 00:29:54.020 --> 00:29:57.740 I don't want to get rid of you. I want to help you get rid of Magnus. 00:29:57.900 --> 00:29:58.900 Okay? 00:29:59.020 --> 00:30:02.340 You keep trying to get him via CableCash but that won't work, because… 00:30:02.500 --> 00:30:06.460 They're stable. Okay? It's clean. 00:30:06.580 --> 00:30:12.580 Nothing there. But Magnus? If he were to undo himself tomorrow at the panel… 00:30:13.900 --> 00:30:17.300 and embarrass himself live in front of the world's economic elite. 00:30:17.420 --> 00:30:20.260 As far as I know, you're always in his ear. Hm? 00:30:21.300 --> 00:30:22.300 And if I'm not? 00:30:22.660 --> 00:30:26.940 What if I can't be with him there tomorrow, because I'm with you? 00:30:27.060 --> 00:30:29.500 Reading a press release live to calm investors and-- 00:30:29.620 --> 00:30:32.740 You want to distance yourself from Cramer and make yourself… 00:30:33.340 --> 00:30:36.580 CEO, you backstabbing snake. Wow. 00:30:37.140 --> 00:30:38.260 You can call me Felix. 00:30:38.740 --> 00:30:42.300 Why are you so sure I won't just publish all of this in an article? 00:30:45.540 --> 00:30:49.260 Because if you do I'll reveal the real reason you're smearing CableCash. 00:30:51.620 --> 00:30:54.860 Your editorial office will learn about Magnus and your father. 00:30:58.180 --> 00:31:00.220 I'm also a bit of a journalist. 00:31:00.860 --> 00:31:03.740 Have a nice evening. 00:31:29.900 --> 00:31:36.060 HEY FELIX, I'M GLAD I'LL HAVE YOU IN MY EAR AGAIN TOMORROW. 00:31:39.980 --> 00:31:42.820 On the last day of the Global Economic Forum in Geneva, 00:31:42.900 --> 00:31:46.300 the most important topics of global economics will continue to be discussed. 00:31:46.500 --> 00:31:50.340 The focus today will be on ethics in the digital space. 00:31:50.660 --> 00:31:54.860 And prominent guests of the Forum have arrived on time for the main event. 00:31:55.020 --> 00:31:58.460 The panel with activist Julie Roux and Dr. Magnus Cramer. 00:31:58.780 --> 00:32:00.980 Cramer, CEO of CableCash, 00:32:01.100 --> 00:32:05.580 who, after a short downtrend, should be delighted at his dazzling stock price. 00:32:05.940 --> 00:32:10.620 Meanwhile, the appearance of activist Roux is fueling protests in the city center. 00:32:10.700 --> 00:32:13.300 And the police are expecting further riots there. 00:32:13.460 --> 00:32:17.700 Special forces are in place to guarantee security at the Forum. 00:32:22.420 --> 00:32:24.980 Nothing bad can happen without negative energy. 00:32:29.260 --> 00:32:33.060 I am proud that the Forum has always been a place… 00:32:33.180 --> 00:32:35.260 where the great conflicts of our time… 00:32:35.380 --> 00:32:39.460 It's voicemail. You could just say you ate something that didn't agree with you. 00:32:41.820 --> 00:32:46.140 She's just a kid. I'm gonna be fine without Felix in my ear. But… 00:32:46.860 --> 00:32:51.620 Um, hey, Klaus, if I, um… If I get stuck out there 00:32:51.740 --> 00:32:54.980 -then just, you know, throw me a bone. -Of course. 00:32:56.740 --> 00:32:59.020 Nothing bad can happen without negative energy. 00:32:59.100 --> 00:33:00.020 Yeah, yeah. 00:33:00.180 --> 00:33:04.980 A warm welcome to Julie Roux and Dr. Magnus A. Cramer. 00:33:06.140 --> 00:33:07.460 You sure he's not coming? 00:33:37.700 --> 00:33:41.020 I'M KEEPING TO OUR AGREEMENT… YOU? 00:33:41.940 --> 00:33:44.500 ON OUR WAY. BE RIGHT THERE. 00:33:44.580 --> 00:33:45.740 Thank you, uh, Julie. 00:33:46.380 --> 00:33:49.660 First I'd like briefly talk about… 00:33:49.780 --> 00:33:53.340 The world is watching. Let's see how long he lasts alone. 00:33:53.620 --> 00:33:57.460 -About CableCash's values. -No such thing. 00:33:59.180 --> 00:34:01.180 What was that? 00:34:01.860 --> 00:34:04.780 Did no one ever teach you not to interrupt adults? 00:34:07.580 --> 00:34:09.580 Have you ever heard of data mining? 00:34:09.820 --> 00:34:11.300 No, he has not. 00:34:11.940 --> 00:34:14.980 Apart from working with incredibly dubious customers, 00:34:15.220 --> 00:34:17.420 CableCash also gathers sensitive data from users. 00:34:17.620 --> 00:34:21.140 Just imagine if that data was in the wrong hands. 00:34:21.740 --> 00:34:24.660 Data from thousands of online customers 00:34:24.740 --> 00:34:27.620 who don't even know CableCash processes their payments. 00:34:27.700 --> 00:34:31.140 But it's also user data from criminal platforms… 00:34:31.780 --> 00:34:34.900 Well, Magnus, guess your dad was right to never believe in you. 00:34:36.140 --> 00:34:39.660 Yeah, well, about this, the data mining problem… 00:34:39.900 --> 00:34:42.460 You just learned that term from me right now, didn't you? 00:34:42.620 --> 00:34:45.100 Say, "Oh, so you think that you people can teach us something?" 00:34:45.180 --> 00:34:47.900 So you think that you people can teach us something? Huh? 00:34:48.060 --> 00:34:49.660 -Yes! -Yeah, sure, come on. 00:34:49.820 --> 00:34:51.820 You're too lazy to work. 00:34:54.660 --> 00:34:57.860 That's good, Magnus. Now you've got her. 00:34:58.060 --> 00:34:59.180 It's true, yeah! 00:34:59.660 --> 00:35:02.620 "You people?" Wow, what "people," exactly? 00:35:02.820 --> 00:35:05.980 -Oh, shit! Children. Children! -No, I meant… 00:35:06.060 --> 00:35:07.580 -Children! -Game over, Magnus. 00:35:08.220 --> 00:35:09.220 What the hell is this? 00:35:09.300 --> 00:35:11.580 Children who hang out on the street doing nothing, not working. 00:35:11.660 --> 00:35:12.980 Oh, no, no, no! 00:35:13.140 --> 00:35:15.860 I didn't mean because you're an African! 00:35:18.660 --> 00:35:20.460 -That's not what I meant! -I'm French, Dr. Cramer! French… 00:35:20.580 --> 00:35:22.420 MAGNUS IS BURYING CC ON LIVE TV. 00:35:22.900 --> 00:35:24.220 Okay, just relax. Stay strong! 00:35:24.820 --> 00:35:25.820 WHERE ARE YOU? 00:35:25.900 --> 00:35:28.740 No, no, no, no… You guys… 00:35:28.860 --> 00:35:30.060 MY SHARES ARE CRASHING RIGHT NOW. WTF? 00:35:30.140 --> 00:35:32.660 What I meant to say is that, 00:35:32.860 --> 00:35:37.380 if someone has never worked and someone else has given their best for 30 years, 00:35:37.460 --> 00:35:38.940 then it's ridiculous… 00:35:39.060 --> 00:35:41.420 Okay, we're about 20 minutes away from the stock tanking entirely. 00:35:42.860 --> 00:35:45.660 We have to get through! There's no other way? 00:35:45.900 --> 00:35:48.580 That didn't even occur to me! 00:35:49.100 --> 00:35:51.100 There has to be another way, damn it! 00:35:51.180 --> 00:35:53.220 It's blocked. This is the only way through. 00:35:53.300 --> 00:35:56.100 That's not possible. Come on. There must be be another way! 00:35:56.620 --> 00:35:58.700 I have to get to Tom! This is live! 00:35:58.780 --> 00:36:02.380 Before the stock bottoms out. I have to calm the investors. 00:36:02.500 --> 00:36:03.740 Oh, *! 00:36:03.940 --> 00:36:06.580 I'm *ed! I'm so *ed! 00:36:10.660 --> 00:36:12.060 I got this, Felix. 00:36:23.380 --> 00:36:24.740 Sascha! What the *? 00:36:24.820 --> 00:36:26.300 People are trying to work here! 00:36:26.380 --> 00:36:28.900 We interrupt our program for breaking news. 00:36:29.020 --> 00:36:30.820 In Geneva, there was an armed attack… 00:36:30.900 --> 00:36:31.940 GUNSHOTS IN DOWNTOWN GENEVA 00:36:32.020 --> 00:36:34.900 …on the peaceful protests against the Global Economic Forum. 00:36:34.980 --> 00:36:38.180 Unfortunately, the current situation is still unclear. 00:36:47.180 --> 00:36:50.020 The police have not reported any victims at this time. 00:36:50.220 --> 00:36:53.620 As of now, we do not yet have any information on the motive 00:36:53.700 --> 00:36:55.820 or origin of the alleged attacker. 00:36:55.940 --> 00:36:58.340 We will continue to keep you up to date. 00:36:58.420 --> 00:37:01.500 Sascha! What the *? Sascha! 00:37:05.140 --> 00:37:07.180 Sir, can you please agree to come with us, please? 00:37:07.460 --> 00:37:10.300 Sascha, run! What the *?