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Oh, my God, Clem, the barista
was not hitting on you.

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He was, Shannon.

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He kept smiling,
making small talk.

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He called me Hot Vanilla.

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Because that's what you ordered.

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Why do you always think
everyone's hitting on you?

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Wait. This about
what you told me happened

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last week with the UPS man?

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"I have a package for you"?
That's his job.

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Oh.

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Uh, speaking of jobs,
I have news.

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I might be getting
a giant new office!

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You've been wanting one.
What happened?

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Well, the professor
who had the office... died, um,

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which is very sad,

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but I might be getting
a brand-new giant office!

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Problem is, all the professors
are angling for this office,

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but not all the professors
can invite the dean

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to their wedding.

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Okay, but your mom's
not gonna be happy about this.

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She called me
last night, ecstatic,

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because she finally
figured out the seating chart.

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Look, she'll understand.

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This is a way for her son
to gain some respect at work.

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Ooh.

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I hope that's the UPS guy

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so that I can show you guys
what I'm talking about.

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Hello?

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Hi, is Shannon there?

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Tell her it's JoJo.

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What? No. No.
Oh, my God, no.

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I never want to see
that douche again!

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Shannon, come on!

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I have your jacket
that you left at my place.

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Go to hell, JoJo!

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With that stuff in the pocket.

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All right, come on up.

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Wait a second.
Is that MC DJ JoJo--

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that guy that cheated on you?

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Yeah. That's why
I dumped his *

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and didn't move in with him,
which was a real sacrifice

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for me because he lives
right above a Dunkin' Donuts.

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Shannon, baby,
how you doing?

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Girl, I miss
you so much.

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Oh, yeah? What about
that cashier from Arby's?

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Well, she's gone. Baby,

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I'm not the cheating
liar I used to be.

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Okay. Where's my jacket?

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Uh, I lied about that.

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Get out of here, JoJo.
I never want to see you again.

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Wow. Good for you.

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She's 16. You can't praise
her for turning him down.

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That'll just make her jump
right back into his arms.

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Oh, come on, Clem.
That's insane.

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Right, and teenage girls
are famously sane.

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Yup, that's what
they say about them.

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"Oh, look,
there's a teenage girl.

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I bet she's off to make
a super rational decision."

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Okay, but don't you think

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you might be
underestimating Shannon?

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Hey! Just got a
text from Shannon.

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JoJo!

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Hey, guys.Hi.

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Hey, Dad.

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Hi.
Hey.

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So, uh, where's Mom?

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Uh, she is making herself
a martini.

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Mm.

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At 11:00
in the morning?

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A woman after my own heart.

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She's been celebrating
ever since

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she finished the seating
chart for the wedding.

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That thing was killing her,
but it's done.

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She finally has her life back,
and I finally have my wife back.

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I told you.

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It's only two people.

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It'll be fine.

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There are my beautiful babies.

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Rose, I've never
seen you in pajamas.
Oh.

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Rose, I've never
seen you in pajamas.
Oh.

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Sweetheart,
these are not pajamas.

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These are my...

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relaxation silks.

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Mm-hmm.

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I'm finally finished
with the seating chart,

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and my personal hell is over.

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Uh, Mom, uh, about that--
it's not a big deal,

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but I need to invite a couple
more people to the wedding.

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Oh, God, no.

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It's all right, Walt. This is...
this is not a problem.

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I'll just take
the old seating chart,

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put it in the garbage,
and start a new one.

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I'm so sorry. I'm just...

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I'm trying to get a
bigger office at work...

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It's all right.
It's all right, Nick.

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You know what? I'm gonna
take off my relaxation silks

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and put on my "what the hell
did I do to deserve this" pants!

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Oh, it's a text from JoJo.

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Her stupid ex-boyfriend.

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Actually he's my

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ex-ex-boyfriend.

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And he's not stupid.
He's a genius.

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Anyway,
I got to go

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'cause he got his head stuck
in a banister.

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Someone bet him 20 bucks
it wouldn't fit.

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So, once I get him loose...
he's treating me to Chili's.

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Wait. JoJo-- I thought she hated
that guy. What happened?

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Nick?

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Would you like
to field this question?

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Well, I told Shannon
I was proud of her

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when she refused
to take JoJo back,

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which apparently
led her back to...

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JoJo.

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Rookie mistake.

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If you want a teenager
to do something,

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you have to tell 'em
the opposite.

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He's right.
We need to pretend

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to like JoJo
so that Shannon hates JoJo.

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Of course, Nick always did
what we told him.

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But for cool kids,
the rule applies.

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Hi, guys.'Sup?

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JoJo, it's so
great to see you.

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Nick, how great
is it to see JoJo?

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So great.

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Give it up, Clem.
I know what you're doing.

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You think that
if you're nice

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to JoJo,
it'll make me not like him.

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No.

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Is it working?What?

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Shannon, look, I'm just...
I'm trying to stop you

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from making a huge mistake.Clem,

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look, I actually
really like him,

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and, yeah, he hurt me before,
but he's a different guy now.

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He's really starting
to get his act together.

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I honestly think
that that whole

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getting his head stuck in
a banister thing was...

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it was a real wake-up
call for him.

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Yo, just booked
a bar mitzvah tonight!

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Nice!

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Yeah. DJ Sesame Bagel
got sick.

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Oh, I'm gonna miss
you so much, babe.

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Oh, I can sneak you in
if you want.

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No way. Yeah?
Yeah.

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So, that's exciting
about the gig.

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Yeah, yeah, DJing is my job,
but it's not my passion.

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What's your passion?

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Pretty women,

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especially older ones
who know what they're doing.

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Okay, I'm ready to go.
See you later, Clem.

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Yeah, see you later...
ma'am.

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Shan, you're gonna be
late for school!

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I know! That's intentional!

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You really want to
have this conversation

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before she goes to school?

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Her boyfriend hit on me.

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That's something
that she needs to know.

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I absolutely agree.

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And you're sure this is not like
the thing with the UPS man?

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Yup. Come in.

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Oh, Dean Kaiser.
Here, come on in.

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Has... Let me, yeah,
see if I can get...

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Oh, shoot.

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Wow.

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It's pretty tight quarters
you got here, Nick.Yeah.

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Uh, so, hey, um,

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I got that wedding invitation
you put on my desk.

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Yes, yes,
very important day for me,

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and I really wanted my good
friend and mentor to be there.

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That's really sweet,
but unfortunately

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my brother and sister
are visiting

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from Vermont that weekend.

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Oh.

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Yeah, I'm sorry.
I'd love to be there,

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but I just can't
leave them alone

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on the one night
they're in town.

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Yeah...

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You know what?
Bring 'em.

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Seriously?

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Yes.To your wedding?

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To my wedding, yes.
Let's add a couple more.

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The more the merrier.

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Look, they're coming
with their spouses.

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Spouses. I love spouses. I'm
about to be a spouse. Bring 'em!

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Are you sure?

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Yes, absolutely. Bring 'em.
Bring 'em all, Dean!

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Thanks, Nick.Yeah.

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Looking forward to it.You got it.

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Okay.
All right.

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All right.

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Damn it. Damn it!

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So, in addition to
the dean and his wife,

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So, in addition to
the dean and his wife,

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you invited four
members of his family?

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Your mom is gonna kill you.

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Well, if she does,
that opens up one slot.

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Oh, and Shannon's never gonna
speak to me again,

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so there's another spot.

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Ooh, that's great.
That's two.

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Who else can we piss off?

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Mm.

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Mm.

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Oh, hey, Dad.
Hi.

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What are you doing here?

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I came by to let you know

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that I'm gonna need
a plus-one to the wedding.

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Okay, but first of all,

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you were almost
a minus-one.

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So you can bring a no one.

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Come on,
weddings are romantic.

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I want to share it
with someone special.

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Once I settle
on who that person is.

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Okay, what does
that even mean?

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It means I'm seriously
dating someone,

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and I'm dating someone else
seriously.

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No wonder Shannon goes
for awful guys.

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Look at who her
male role model is.

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What are you talking about?

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Shannon's boyfriend JoJo
hit on Clem.

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Her?

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Isn't she a little
old for him?

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I think he has some sort
of weird fetish.

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Okay, I am not
"fetish" old.

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I just don't want Shannon dating
some guy

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who's horrible
and cheating on her.

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That type of behavior
makes me sick.

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It's no way to treat a woman.

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That's how
you're treating the women

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that you're dating
right now.

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Yeah, but this is my daughter.

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And those women are also
someone's daughter.

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Yeah, but not mine.

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Am I not being clear?

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I don't know what to do.

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Shannon doesn't believe
that he hit on me.

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Well, if you really want
to prove it,

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we could catch him in the act
hitting on you again.

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Get the whole thing on tape.

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Now, you may have to, uh,

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hoo-chi-waa-waa
a little to reel him in.

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No. Dad, no.

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This is an insane idea.

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You got a better one,
Mrs. Robinson?

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Come on.

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You want to bust this kid
or not?

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I mean, the last time
that she dated this guy,

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she almost
moved in with him.

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You know what?
Fine. Let's do it.

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On second thought,
I'm not sure we should.

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I mean, it's kind of an abuse
of my power as a cop.

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Does no one get
my sense of humor?

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Hey, Mom. Hey, sweetheart.

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It has taken me
18 straight hours,

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It has taken me
18 straight hours,

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but I have single-handedly
rearranged the entire wedding

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and squeezed in two extra seats
for your boss.

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It was dark,
dark days over here,

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but we got through it,
just barely.

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Well, thanks, Mom.

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I really appreciate it.Mm.

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But there's just,
uh, one...

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little hiccup.Hiccup?

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Oh, God, not a hiccup.

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Well, I talked to the dean,

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and he is thrilled-- like,
thrilled-- to come, right?

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But, uh, so are
the four other people

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I told him
he could bring.

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I was in labor 72 hours and...

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this is how you repay me?

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Was I a bad father?

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Is this your way
of punishing me?

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Look, it's going to be fine.

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Here, let me see
the seating chart.

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Okay, what's this in the middle?

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Can't we just put
the table there?

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That is the wedding tree.

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People put gifts
underneath it,

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money and messages
on its leaves.

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It is a family tradition,
and my one and only demand.

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Mom, you've made dozens
of demands.

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You didn't let me finish.

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About a tree.

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Mom, I get it, I understand,
but it would solve all

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of our problems if we just...
got rid of the tree.

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Fine.

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I will get rid
of the tree.

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I will rearrange
everything.

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Yeah.

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Again.

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72 hours!

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Okay, so this is how
it's gonna work:

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Linda and I are gonna be seated
right over there.

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And as long as I'm facing
your table,

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my body cam will record every
disgusting act this punk does.

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That seems great.

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And it's so lovely
to meet you, Linda.

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And who is Linda?

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She's my girlfriend.

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I can't just be in a restaurant
by myself like a loser.

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I got to blend in.

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This is all
very exciting.

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Good luck getting this
young man to hit on you.

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Why, thank you, Linda.

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Oh, he's here.

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Sit down. Go, go, go.

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Sit down. Go, go, go.

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Hey. I was hoping
I'd hear from you.

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I thought we should talk about
what happened the other day.

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You know, when you were at
my apartment with Shannon?

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You mean when
I said, you know.

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I do know.

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And I want you
to tell me everything

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that you want to do to me.

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But speak up and enunciate.

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Oh, yeah.

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I bet you'd like me
to enunciate.

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You don't know what that word
means, do you?

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I do not.

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Can I get the steak?

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No. You know the drill.
Chicken or cheaper.

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Freddy?

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Stacy. What are you doing here?

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You left me a voice mail saying
to meet you here.

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Well, yeah, but, uh,
you never called me back.

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Who is this?

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I'm his girlfriend.
Who are you?

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I'm his girlfriend.

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Excuse me, sir?

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I'm out of breadsticks.
Do you have any?

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Hang on, Clem.
Clem?

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How many girls in here
do you know?

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Are you cheating on me, Freddy?

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If anything,
he's cheating on me.

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Go to hell, Freddy.

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Yeah, Freddy, go to hell.

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Stacy, wait!

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Linda, also wait!

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I am not sleeping
with my sister's boyfriend.

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Well, I'm not her
boyfriend anymore.

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Shannon broke up
with me yesterday.

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She did?

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Why didn't she tell me that?

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Come in.

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Oh, Dean Kaiser.

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Please, no need
to climb over to me.

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Uh, I just came to give you
some good news.

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You got the big office.

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I did?

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That's great.

00:14:11.208 --> 00:14:13.458
Congratulations, Nick.
You deserve it.

00:14:13.500 --> 00:14:15.375
Oh. D-Dean Kaiser, wait.

00:14:15.458 --> 00:14:17.500
Look, I know the only way
you could come to my wedding

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is if your whole family comes,
but we don't have enough room.

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Oh.And I'm sorry.

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If it costs me the office,
I totally understand.

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Wait, did you just invite me

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to the wedding so you can get
the big office?

00:14:30.583 --> 00:14:32.541
Maybe, kinda, sorta. Yes.

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Why are we laughing?
I don't understand.

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I hate weddings.

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And when I thought I told you
about my family being in town,

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I'd be off the hook,
but then you invited them all

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like a big old psycho.

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So you don't want to come?

00:14:52.958 --> 00:14:54.666
None of us want to come.

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Oh, this...

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Thank you, Dean.
Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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So, so do I still
get the office?

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Do you promise to never
invite me to anything again?

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I will exclude you from
anything and everything

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until the day you die.

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Thank you, Dean.

00:15:20.958 --> 00:15:22.375
Hey.

00:15:22.416 --> 00:15:23.583
Where have you been?

00:15:23.666 --> 00:15:26.083
JoJo had a rap battle
with DJ Sesame Bagel.

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Toasted him.

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I ran into him, Shannon.

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I know that you broke up
with him. What happened?

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It's none of your business.

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What did he do?

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Did he hit on somebody?

00:15:37.541 --> 00:15:38.541
Maybe.

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Who?

00:15:39.583 --> 00:15:42.416
You. Okay? He hit on you.

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Wait, I thought you didn't
believe me.

00:15:44.791 --> 00:15:48.208
Of course I believed you.
#BelieveAllWomen. Duh.

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Everybody hits on you
all the time,

00:15:51.166 --> 00:15:53.625
and it's super annoying.

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Wait, really?

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Even that UPS guy?

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Are you kidding me?

00:15:59.625 --> 00:16:01.875
Dude was all, "Are you
interested in my package?"

00:16:01.916 --> 00:16:04.000
It wasn't even a package,
it was an envelope.

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I'm just trying to keep
your ego in check.

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But then why did you pretend
not to believe me about JoJo?

00:16:11.208 --> 00:16:13.583
Because I hate it
when you're right.

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And you're right a lot,
and I hate it.

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Okay, look.

00:16:20.875 --> 00:16:24.291
Shannon, when I was your age,
I made a lot of mistakes.

00:16:24.333 --> 00:16:26.916
I can't even tell you
how many JoJos I dated

00:16:26.958 --> 00:16:28.625
before I finally
found Nick.

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I don't want you to have
to go through that.

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That's really cool of you
to say, Clem. Thanks.

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Nothing would
make me happier

00:16:36.708 --> 00:16:38.708
than if you learn
from my mistakes.

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Yeah, that's not
gonna happen.

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What?

00:16:46.750 --> 00:16:48.583
Clem, if you didn't date
all those losers,

00:16:48.625 --> 00:16:50.750
you'd never get how great
you have it now.

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Don't rob me of that.

00:16:55.208 --> 00:16:58.041
Yeah, that's not really
the point I was trying to make.

00:16:58.083 --> 00:17:00.875
But it's the point you made.

00:17:00.916 --> 00:17:04.291
And as we established,
you're always right.

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Hey, babe.

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Sorry I'm late.
I got lost trying to find my way

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out of my new giant office!

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That's great.

00:17:16.875 --> 00:17:19.458
I've got good news, too.

00:17:19.500 --> 00:17:22.916
Yeah?
Shannon kicked JoJo
to the curb.

00:17:22.916 --> 00:17:25.333
Also, more good news:

00:17:25.375 --> 00:17:27.083
Everyone ishitting on me.

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