WEBVTT 00:01:23.713 --> 00:01:25.673 - Having psychic powers makes the impossible possible. - He bent the spoon! 00:01:25.673 --> 00:01:27.801 He made the card see-through! 00:01:28.301 --> 00:01:31.513 Whoa! He's so cute! I love dogs! 00:01:31.513 --> 00:01:33.598 But I'm way more into girls. 00:01:33.598 --> 00:01:34.808 Wait, Pochimi! 00:01:36.726 --> 00:01:38.103 Watch out! 00:01:43.900 --> 00:01:45.693 So, how about we go out for dinner? 00:01:45.693 --> 00:01:47.362 Huh? How about, "No way"? 00:01:47.362 --> 00:01:49.364 My name is Kusuo Saiki. 00:01:49.364 --> 00:01:50.990 I'm a psychic. 00:01:51.741 --> 00:01:53.243 16 years ago, 00:01:53.243 --> 00:01:58.123 a not-so-ordinary boy was born to an ordinary couple. 00:01:58.623 --> 00:02:00.917 He's cute... almost as cute as you. 00:02:00.917 --> 00:02:02.919 He's cute... almost as cute as you! 00:02:02.919 --> 00:02:03.753 Oh, you... 00:02:03.753 --> 00:02:07.090 Am I in second place? 00:02:07.090 --> 00:02:09.467 - He spoke! Directly to my brain! - He was able to talk when he was 14 days old, 00:02:09.509 --> 00:02:11.052 - You're right! That's so mysterious! - without using his voice. 00:02:11.052 --> 00:02:11.719 Furthermore... 00:02:11.719 --> 00:02:17.350 - You're walking! You're walking! - When he was one month old, he was able to walk... 00:02:17.350 --> 00:02:19.352 - ...in the air. - He's amazing! 00:02:20.061 --> 00:02:21.563 When he was one year old... 00:02:21.563 --> 00:02:24.190 Oh? I ran out of mirin. 00:02:25.233 --> 00:02:26.359 Kuu? 00:02:26.901 --> 00:02:28.611 ...he ran his first errand. 00:02:29.112 --> 00:02:30.613 Kuu... 00:02:30.613 --> 00:02:33.867 This shook up his normally calm mother. 00:02:33.867 --> 00:02:37.412 Normal parents might have taken the child to a hospital or a research facility. 00:02:38.163 --> 00:02:40.039 However, this couple was... 00:02:40.039 --> 00:02:41.499 He must have stolen them. 00:02:41.499 --> 00:02:44.002 Yeah... Let's take him to the supermarket tomorrow. 00:02:44.002 --> 00:02:45.336 ...quite laid-back. 00:02:45.336 --> 00:02:48.047 You're a psychic, aren't you, Kuu?! 00:02:48.047 --> 00:02:50.466 - He takes after you because you're a magician. - They're super happy-go-lucky. 00:02:50.466 --> 00:02:51.968 - You put me under your spell. - And they're stupid lovebirds. 00:02:51.968 --> 00:02:53.970 - Whoa! A portrait of me! - So they accepted the situation, no questions asked. 00:02:53.970 --> 00:02:55.513 He's got wonderful art sense! 00:02:57.849 --> 00:03:01.603 The boy—that is to say, me—is now a high school student. 00:03:01.603 --> 00:03:05.023 As you saw earlier, I still have my psychic powers. 00:03:05.023 --> 00:03:07.483 I can bend spoons without touching them. 00:03:07.483 --> 00:03:09.777 Win or lose, it's my choice. 00:03:10.403 --> 00:03:12.488 My life is like a dream come true. 00:03:14.824 --> 00:03:16.701 If that's what you think, you're wrong! 00:03:16.701 --> 00:03:20.580 Bending spoons? That only makes it hard to eat curry rice! 00:03:20.580 --> 00:03:23.666 Getting free popsicles at will? That just leads to stomach problems. 00:03:23.666 --> 00:03:27.670 The happiest man in the world, who was born with everything, you say? 00:03:27.670 --> 00:03:28.713 Don't make me laugh. 00:03:28.713 --> 00:03:32.008 I'm the unhappiest man in the world, who has had everything taken from me. 00:03:32.008 --> 00:03:34.552 Telepathy... Psychokinesis... X-ray vision... 00:03:34.552 --> 00:03:37.263 Precognition... Teleportation... Clairvoyance... etc. 00:03:37.263 --> 00:03:38.973 I can do most of these things. 00:03:38.973 --> 00:03:42.352 However, being given something also means having something taken away. 00:03:43.144 --> 00:03:47.273 When a dog is always given food, his ability to obtain food is taken from him. 00:03:47.273 --> 00:03:49.108 - When a child is spoiled and given anything he wants, - Hey, old hag. Where's my lunch? 00:03:49.108 --> 00:03:51.444 - Okay, Taku! It's coming! - his potential independence is lost. 00:03:51.986 --> 00:03:54.822 Similarly, a lot of things have been taken from me. 00:03:54.822 --> 00:03:59.202 Feeling a sense of achievement, or being surprised by a surprise party... 00:03:59.202 --> 00:04:00.912 These are things I cannot experience. 00:04:00.912 --> 00:04:04.624 It's true there's no anger or sadness, but that also means no joy or fun. 00:04:04.624 --> 00:04:06.376 That's my life. 00:04:07.961 --> 00:04:10.880 That being said, I don't really have anything to complain about, 00:04:10.880 --> 00:04:13.132 and a peaceful life isn't all that bad. 00:04:13.132 --> 00:04:14.717 What's taking Kusuo so long? 00:04:16.469 --> 00:04:18.263 Welcome home, Kusuo! 00:04:18.263 --> 00:04:20.139 You're late. 00:04:20.139 --> 00:04:22.517 What's Dad doing in front of the house? 00:04:22.517 --> 00:04:23.893 I'll get straight to it, Kusuo. 00:04:23.893 --> 00:04:25.603 Could you unlock the door? 00:04:25.603 --> 00:04:27.814 - I couldn't get in. - Good grief. Again? 00:04:33.861 --> 00:04:36.823 Just what you'd expect from a psychic! That's very sneaky! 00:04:36.823 --> 00:04:37.824 Don't call it "sneaky." 00:04:37.824 --> 00:04:41.661 Kusuo... Don't you think that there are other, better uses of that power? 00:04:41.661 --> 00:04:43.621 Keep those thoughts to yourself. 00:04:43.621 --> 00:04:45.623 You're back, Kuu? 00:04:45.623 --> 00:04:47.000 We'll discuss it later, Kusuo! 00:04:47.750 --> 00:04:50.628 Come to think of it, there is one non-peaceful thing. 00:04:50.628 --> 00:04:52.672 You changed the lock again! 00:04:52.672 --> 00:04:54.632 That being my parents' relationship. 00:04:54.632 --> 00:04:57.802 Welcome home, Kuu! We're having pork cutlet for dinner tonight. 00:04:57.802 --> 00:05:01.222 Don't ignore me! Besides, today's dinner is supposed to be steak! 00:05:01.222 --> 00:05:03.599 Oh, it is? Sorry, can I serve you a leather shoe? 00:05:03.599 --> 00:05:05.810 - A leather shoe is still a shoe! - I wonder what happened to them... 00:05:05.810 --> 00:05:08.521 - My love for you is about to reach the top of Tokyo Tower. - They used to be such a passionate couple. 00:05:08.521 --> 00:05:10.231 I love you more than anyone in the world. 00:05:10.231 --> 00:05:11.399 Oh, you... 00:05:11.399 --> 00:05:14.444 My anger at you is about to reach the top of Tokyo Skytree! 00:05:14.444 --> 00:05:16.029 I hate you more than anyone in the universe! 00:05:16.029 --> 00:05:17.739 Oh, you *! 00:05:17.739 --> 00:05:21.034 They're passionate in a different sense now. 00:05:26.581 --> 00:05:29.792 Let's eat! I made lots, so eat up! 00:05:31.419 --> 00:05:32.420 Is it good, Kuu? 00:05:32.420 --> 00:05:33.963 I can give you some more too, honey. 00:05:33.963 --> 00:05:36.007 I don't want it! I bet it's the other shoe! 00:05:36.007 --> 00:05:36.883 Here you go. 00:05:36.883 --> 00:05:38.468 Why is that one from another pair?! 00:05:38.468 --> 00:05:41.262 - A sneaker? This doesn't even come from a cow! - It's been like this for about half a year now. 00:05:41.262 --> 00:05:42.347 Hey, Kusuo. 00:05:42.347 --> 00:05:45.141 Use your powers and change this into steak, won't you? 00:05:45.141 --> 00:05:48.353 This pathetic man is my father, Kuniharu Saiki. 00:05:48.353 --> 00:05:50.063 He's irresponsible, slovenly, and always comes straight to me for help. 00:05:50.063 --> 00:05:53.358 - Use domestic beef and make it medium-rare! - Basically, I've decided to do him no favors. 00:05:53.358 --> 00:05:56.819 - Kusuemon... - If I spoil him, he might become even more of a good-for-nothing adult. 00:05:57.236 --> 00:05:58.905 The hell with it! I'll eat it! 00:05:58.905 --> 00:06:00.948 Ugh! It stinks! What's this smell?! 00:06:00.948 --> 00:06:03.659 - What'd you do to it?! - I'm pretty sure that's just how shoes taste. Good grief. 00:06:03.659 --> 00:06:04.410 Kuu... 00:06:04.410 --> 00:06:07.538 You shouldn't use your powers for things like that. 00:06:07.538 --> 00:06:09.415 This is my mother, Kurumi Saiki. 00:06:09.415 --> 00:06:15.838 Use your powers to help those who are in dire need and those who are kind... 00:06:15.838 --> 00:06:19.300 She's the big reason why I didn't turn to the dark side. 00:06:19.300 --> 00:06:21.219 She's a calm, kind mother. 00:06:21.219 --> 00:06:23.805 ...and also to bring down the hammer on your dad. 00:06:23.805 --> 00:06:25.848 Not that you could tell from today. 00:06:28.142 --> 00:06:30.645 Don't eat Kusuo's food, you son of a *! 00:06:31.396 --> 00:06:33.314 Let's take this outside! 00:06:33.314 --> 00:06:34.399 L-Let's not. 00:06:34.399 --> 00:06:36.109 - Stop whining and get your * outside! - I could easily stop this fight. 00:06:36.109 --> 00:06:37.235 I don't want to! 00:06:37.235 --> 00:06:39.278 - And I don't want to follow your orders! - But they need to work this out on their own. 00:06:42.031 --> 00:06:43.908 Amazing! You wanted to eat it that badly?! 00:06:43.908 --> 00:06:45.701 Wait, you idiot! This is no time for that! 00:06:45.701 --> 00:06:49.372 - Look at your mom! - Stop running, you coward! 00:06:49.372 --> 00:06:52.291 Stop her, Kusuo! She's no longer the mom you know! 00:06:52.291 --> 00:06:54.419 Do it! Break the spell! 00:06:54.419 --> 00:06:56.421 You're not getting away! 00:06:56.421 --> 00:06:58.172 I'll flatten you like a pancake! 00:07:03.010 --> 00:07:05.346 Whoa, what?! This is... 00:07:05.346 --> 00:07:07.265 I have such high-maintenance parents. 00:07:07.265 --> 00:07:10.518 This fight is completely pointless. It was too much of a bother to stop it, but... 00:07:10.518 --> 00:07:12.270 So you're on your dad's side, Kuu?! 00:07:12.270 --> 00:07:13.688 I can't take it anymore! I hate you! 00:07:13.688 --> 00:07:15.898 Why is it pointless, you ask? You can tell... 00:07:15.898 --> 00:07:17.942 I hate the both of you! 00:07:17.942 --> 00:07:20.403 That's a lie. The truth is, I love both of you! 00:07:20.403 --> 00:07:22.071 ...if you read their minds. 00:07:22.071 --> 00:07:24.907 The thoughts they keep to themselves show their true feelings. 00:07:24.907 --> 00:07:26.993 In other words, these displays of anger are fake. 00:07:26.993 --> 00:07:29.745 I hate you too! Yeah, I hate you! 00:07:29.745 --> 00:07:32.748 Just kidding. That's not true. The truth is, I love you! Tee-hee. 00:07:32.748 --> 00:07:33.291 Even still, I love you! 00:07:33.291 --> 00:07:36.210 - This really is a pointless fight, if you ask me. - You're pretty even when angry, honey. 00:07:36.210 --> 00:07:40.339 That being said, they committed a great sin by interrupting my dessert time. 00:07:40.339 --> 00:07:43.176 I'll show you what this psychic can do! 00:07:43.843 --> 00:07:44.635 I love you. 00:07:44.635 --> 00:07:46.846 Did you just say you love me?! 00:07:46.846 --> 00:07:48.723 Wait, is she is still in love too? 00:07:48.723 --> 00:07:50.391 Huh?! It was you who said that! 00:07:50.391 --> 00:07:53.102 Oh no. Did I think out loud? 00:07:53.102 --> 00:07:55.229 Wait, he said "too." What does that mean? 00:07:55.229 --> 00:07:58.191 You said it! You also said that you thought out loud! 00:07:58.191 --> 00:08:01.527 Do I love her so much that I'm hearing things?! 00:08:01.527 --> 00:08:03.070 What?! He loves me so much?! 00:08:03.821 --> 00:08:04.697 She can hear me? 00:08:04.697 --> 00:08:05.865 What? Yeah. 00:08:05.865 --> 00:08:06.657 You said it. 00:08:06.657 --> 00:08:07.658 I didn't. 00:08:07.658 --> 00:08:08.451 What? 00:08:08.451 --> 00:08:09.327 - Kuu! - Kusuo! 00:08:09.869 --> 00:08:11.662 Forced telepathy. 00:08:11.662 --> 00:08:14.916 I've just telepathically linked their minds. 00:08:14.916 --> 00:08:17.919 In other words, they can hear all of each other's thoughts. 00:08:17.960 --> 00:08:19.420 I'm sorry, honey! 00:08:19.420 --> 00:08:20.630 No, I'm sorry. Forgive me! 00:08:20.630 --> 00:08:23.591 Good grief. Ordinary people sure are a pain. 00:08:23.591 --> 00:08:25.343 - I'm really sorry. - I can fully enjoy my dessert time now. 00:08:25.343 --> 00:08:29.639 This whole thing happened because I ate your coffee jelly. 00:08:29.639 --> 00:08:34.018 That's okay. I got upset and broke all the windows in the house too. 00:08:34.018 --> 00:08:34.852 So now we're even. 00:08:34.852 --> 00:08:36.229 Oh, that's right. Hold on a sec. 00:08:36.729 --> 00:08:38.523 Have this as a sign of our reconciliation. 00:08:39.190 --> 00:08:40.358 How is it? Good? 00:08:40.358 --> 00:08:43.152 Yeah! This is an excellent dessert, so decadent it's almost sinful. 00:08:43.152 --> 00:08:43.861 Delicious! 00:08:57.291 --> 00:08:59.877 - And so, as you start a new school year... - PK Academy High School. A private school. 00:09:00.461 --> 00:09:02.421 - And so, as students of PK Academy... - 542 students are enrolled in this school. 00:09:02.421 --> 00:09:03.297 The principal's speech is too long. 00:09:03.297 --> 00:09:06.759 - However, no one among them knows about my powers. - And so, follow school rules and diligently pursue... 00:09:06.759 --> 00:09:09.554 - He sure likes to say "And so," doesn't he? - If that were to change, all hell would break loose. 00:09:10.137 --> 00:09:11.764 Back when I was in kindergarten... 00:09:11.764 --> 00:09:13.474 - ...I was undefeated in rock-paper-scissors. - I'm gonna pick paper. 00:09:13.474 --> 00:09:14.684 With how he's been playing, he won't pick scissors. So I'll pick paper! 00:09:14.684 --> 00:09:17.812 - That's just natural, since I was able to hear their thoughts. - I'll bet my entire life on paper! 00:09:17.812 --> 00:09:18.229 Rock-paper-scissors pistol! 00:09:18.229 --> 00:09:20.064 - There were some who played dirty... - Yay! I wo— 00:09:20.064 --> 00:09:21.274 ...but I would just tie them. 00:09:21.274 --> 00:09:23.609 Kindergarten is ruled by the law of the jungle, 00:09:23.609 --> 00:09:25.361 with battles fought by rock, paper, and scissors. 00:09:25.361 --> 00:09:27.989 Kusuo, let's play rock-paper-scissors. 00:09:27.989 --> 00:09:30.324 If I win, please share those things with the others, okay? 00:09:30.324 --> 00:09:31.993 I showed no mercy, even against a teacher. 00:09:31.993 --> 00:09:33.244 - This is best out of three, okay? - No matter the opponent, I made sure I won... 00:09:33.244 --> 00:09:33.953 This is best out of ten, okay? 00:09:33.953 --> 00:09:34.453 ...and won... 00:09:34.453 --> 00:09:36.497 This is best out of a hundred, okay? No, I just need to win once, okay? 00:09:36.497 --> 00:09:38.207 - ...and won. - This is an "adult's rock"! 00:09:38.207 --> 00:09:39.834 I just kept winning. 00:09:40.334 --> 00:09:43.004 After that, she stopped showing up at kindergarten. 00:09:43.004 --> 00:09:44.922 This incident was followed by many others, 00:09:44.922 --> 00:09:47.758 and it was quite difficult to get things to die down. 00:09:48.259 --> 00:09:51.304 - And so, as you start a new school year... - Since then, I stopped using my powers in front of others. 00:09:51.304 --> 00:09:53.264 - And so, as students of PK Academy... - If I have to use my powers, 00:09:53.264 --> 00:09:56.100 - I do so after making sure that no one's around. - And so... 00:09:56.100 --> 00:09:59.353 To see if anyone's around, I use telepathy. 00:09:59.353 --> 00:10:02.315 I can sense anyone within 200 meters. It works without fail. 00:10:02.315 --> 00:10:03.357 Guess who! 00:10:03.357 --> 00:10:06.902 Well, that used to be true, but now there's one person I can't sense. 00:10:07.320 --> 00:10:08.487 Hey, pal. 00:10:08.487 --> 00:10:09.113 Riki Nendou. 00:10:09.113 --> 00:10:10.865 - Hey, let's go have some ramen after school. - An unpopular guy in my class. 00:10:10.865 --> 00:10:12.408 He's always trying to talk to me. 00:10:12.408 --> 00:10:14.702 - And so, as students of PK Academy... - But that doesn't bother me. 00:10:14.702 --> 00:10:19.332 What does bother me is, I can't read his mind at all. 00:10:19.332 --> 00:10:21.709 There is no such thing as a person without thoughts. 00:10:21.709 --> 00:10:23.252 - A guy like this... - I don't wanna go to the dentist. 00:10:23.252 --> 00:10:25.421 - Or someone like this... - Nil, nil, nil, nil, nil, nil, nostril hair, nil, nil... 00:10:25.421 --> 00:10:27.089 And even animals, I can read their minds, 00:10:27.089 --> 00:10:29.467 but I can't read this guy's mind at all. 00:10:29.467 --> 00:10:30.843 I figured out why immediately. 00:10:31.469 --> 00:10:33.179 This guy is an idiot. 00:10:33.179 --> 00:10:34.847 - And so, as you start a new school year... - He does not think at all. 00:10:34.847 --> 00:10:37.475 - Who the heck is that old guy? - Riki Nendou is truly frightening. 00:10:37.475 --> 00:10:39.018 - Someone suddenly collapsed! - An anemia attack? 00:10:39.018 --> 00:10:40.728 What's wrong?! 00:10:40.728 --> 00:10:42.188 - What happened to you?! Hey! Wake up! - Whoa! It's Nendou! 00:10:42.188 --> 00:10:43.272 - Are you dead?! Are you dead?! - Well, he's not a bad person. 00:10:43.272 --> 00:10:44.523 - Snap out of it! Call an ambulance! Don't die, idiot! - Hey, what're you doing, Nendou?! 00:10:44.523 --> 00:10:46.317 - I don't think he's a bad person... - Dammit! I'll perform mouth-to-mouth! 00:10:47.985 --> 00:10:49.236 There's no one here. 00:10:49.236 --> 00:10:51.197 I guess all that's left is mouth-to-mouth— 00:10:51.197 --> 00:10:52.156 Don't do it, Nendou. 00:10:53.908 --> 00:10:57.078 Mouth-to-mouth, my *! Are you stupid or what?! 00:10:57.078 --> 00:10:58.788 Oh... So you're okay? 00:10:58.788 --> 00:11:01.374 My sickness was a ruse, you idiot! A ruse sickness! Give me a break! 00:11:01.374 --> 00:11:03.584 Why the hell do I have to kiss a guy?! 00:11:03.584 --> 00:11:07.463 Well, that was my first kiss, so let's call it even. 00:11:07.463 --> 00:11:09.298 Don't make it worse by telling him stuff like that. 00:11:10.257 --> 00:11:12.468 People will call this BL and me the "Ravager of Nendou." 00:11:12.468 --> 00:11:14.762 No one will fantasize about you two like that. 00:11:14.762 --> 00:11:17.682 Hey, Saiki! Don't tell anyone that I faked my sickness! 00:11:17.682 --> 00:11:20.601 You wouldn't count that as a first kiss, right? That would be terrible! 00:11:20.601 --> 00:11:21.852 Absolutely no one, got that?! 00:11:21.852 --> 00:11:24.105 Don't tell anyone what? About faking your sickness? 00:11:24.105 --> 00:11:27.692 Or about the fact that you had your first kiss with Nendou? 00:11:27.692 --> 00:11:29.694 If it's the former, it's too late. 00:11:29.694 --> 00:11:30.486 Hey, I heard that. 00:11:30.486 --> 00:11:31.153 Ugh! Matsuzaki! 00:11:31.153 --> 00:11:32.905 So you faked being sick?! 00:11:32.905 --> 00:11:35.157 Yikes! It's the PE teacher Matsuzaki! 00:11:35.157 --> 00:11:36.367 No! It's not like that! 00:11:36.367 --> 00:11:37.576 It was his fault! 00:11:37.576 --> 00:11:40.621 He said, "I'll take you to the nurse's office, so fake a fall," 00:11:40.621 --> 00:11:42.498 because he wanted to get out of the ceremony. 00:11:42.498 --> 00:11:43.708 Is that true, Nendou?! 00:11:43.708 --> 00:11:46.836 I see. Pinning it on Nendou isn't a bad idea. 00:11:47.545 --> 00:11:49.088 Saiki? What're you doing here? 00:11:49.088 --> 00:11:49.714 What? 00:11:49.714 --> 00:11:51.424 Takahashi, is he a part of this? 00:11:51.424 --> 00:11:52.717 Huh? Oh, yes, he is. 00:11:52.717 --> 00:11:54.635 What?! Both of you, come to the counselor's room! 00:11:54.635 --> 00:11:56.887 Dragging me into this is a really bad idea. 00:11:56.887 --> 00:11:58.848 Hold on a sec, teach. 00:11:58.848 --> 00:12:02.268 He's sick with a hair disease. He just said so. 00:12:02.268 --> 00:12:03.978 It's called "roots sickness." 00:12:03.978 --> 00:12:05.438 Does he really think... 00:12:05.438 --> 00:12:07.648 there's a disease called "roots sickness"? 00:12:07.648 --> 00:12:08.649 Hey, isn't that right? 00:12:08.649 --> 00:12:11.068 What are you saying? "Roots sickness"? 00:12:11.068 --> 00:12:14.071 Roots sickness is a viral disease that causes infections through pores... 00:12:14.071 --> 00:12:15.448 Oh, roots sickness, huh? 00:12:15.448 --> 00:12:16.198 What?! 00:12:16.198 --> 00:12:17.158 You too? 00:12:17.158 --> 00:12:18.576 Why don't you take your temperature? 00:12:18.576 --> 00:12:20.745 If you're sick, you probably have a fever. 00:12:20.745 --> 00:12:23.622 What the hell? I don't have any fever. 00:12:24.331 --> 00:12:25.791 92.8 degrees Celsius. 00:12:26.375 --> 00:12:28.127 Call an ambulance! 00:12:28.127 --> 00:12:29.545 Kick that illness to the curb! 00:12:29.545 --> 00:12:31.172 Hang in there! 00:12:31.172 --> 00:12:33.799 I used pyrokinesis, the ability to create heat, 00:12:34.425 --> 00:12:36.051 to melt the thermometer just so. 00:12:36.051 --> 00:12:37.928 I'd better get rid of it. 00:12:38.888 --> 00:12:39.847 He saw me?! 00:12:39.847 --> 00:12:40.973 You... 00:12:40.973 --> 00:12:42.725 got the roots sickness?! 00:12:42.725 --> 00:12:46.228 - Kick that illness to the curb! - Nendou. He is truly frightening. 00:12:52.109 --> 00:12:56.447 I'm Shun Kaidou, a second-year who attends PK Academy. 00:12:56.447 --> 00:12:57.448 Officially anyway. 00:12:57.448 --> 00:13:01.243 A dark force called "Black Beat" dwells in my right arm. 00:13:01.243 --> 00:13:04.705 "They" are trying to steal this power and enact a new world order. 00:13:04.705 --> 00:13:07.333 I'm referring to a secret society called "Dark Reunion"! 00:13:07.333 --> 00:13:09.418 But I will protect this world! 00:13:09.418 --> 00:13:11.128 I, The Jet-Black Wings! 00:13:12.254 --> 00:13:14.548 Don't worry about him. He just has eighth-grader syndrome. 00:13:14.548 --> 00:13:17.676 Hey, did you see the news this morning? They said a venomous snake escaped. 00:13:17.676 --> 00:13:19.553 Seriously? That's bad news! 00:13:19.553 --> 00:13:21.764 Can you say for sure it "escaped"? 00:13:21.764 --> 00:13:24.767 That's just the sort of ploy that "they" would come up with. 00:13:25.267 --> 00:13:28.604 But I, The Jet-Black Wings, shall not be fooled by their devious deception! 00:13:28.604 --> 00:13:30.439 Someone set that snake free! 00:13:30.439 --> 00:13:32.608 Wait, Kaidou! Do you know something? 00:13:32.608 --> 00:13:35.194 You mean some guy named The Jet-Black Wings did this?! 00:13:35.194 --> 00:13:36.779 I am The Jet-Black Wings! 00:13:36.779 --> 00:13:39.657 I speak of an evil secret society named "Dark Reunion"! 00:13:39.657 --> 00:13:42.618 They have finally set their "Mankind Sorting Plan" into motion! 00:13:42.618 --> 00:13:43.869 Dark Reunion?! 00:13:43.869 --> 00:13:44.411 Like hell!!! 00:13:45.287 --> 00:13:46.372 What a waste of time. 00:13:47.331 --> 00:13:50.918 So I guess it's up to those of us with powers to tackle this, right, Saiki? 00:13:50.918 --> 00:13:54.463 Whatever. He doesn't know I have psychic powers, of course. 00:13:54.463 --> 00:13:56.048 It's just all in his head. 00:13:56.048 --> 00:13:58.592 Saiki, what do you think? I have a bad feeling about this. 00:13:58.592 --> 00:14:01.136 The snake, which I've tentatively named "Murder-Dragoram-Snake," 00:14:01.136 --> 00:14:02.388 is likely no ordinary snake. 00:14:02.388 --> 00:14:04.348 Pretty dramatic for a tentative name. 00:14:04.348 --> 00:14:06.141 It's likely that this Murder-Dragoram-Snake 00:14:06.141 --> 00:14:08.978 is a vicious monster created in their top-secret research facility. 00:14:08.978 --> 00:14:09.895 He says "likely" a lot. 00:14:09.895 --> 00:14:11.605 It's up to us. 00:14:11.605 --> 00:14:13.607 We must protect mankind from the Murder-Dragoram-S— 00:14:13.607 --> 00:14:15.234 Hey! They caught the snake! 00:14:15.234 --> 00:14:16.944 Phew! Where did they find it? 00:14:16.944 --> 00:14:17.987 Right next to the school gate. 00:14:17.987 --> 00:14:20.656 Apparently, it was half-dead when they found it. 00:14:20.656 --> 00:14:24.034 Could there be others with powers besides us?! 00:14:24.034 --> 00:14:25.244 Why was it half-dead? 00:14:25.244 --> 00:14:27.538 I heard some local kids were swinging it around. 00:14:27.538 --> 00:14:29.498 That's one weak Murder-Dragoram-Snake. 00:14:29.498 --> 00:14:31.792 Dark Reunion isn't that scary, is it? 00:14:31.792 --> 00:14:34.461 Don't say that. They're an evil secret society. 00:14:34.461 --> 00:14:37.298 You'll be sorted in the Mankind Sorting Plan! 00:14:39.717 --> 00:14:41.343 Laugh while you can. 00:14:41.844 --> 00:14:43.345 This is only the prelude. 00:14:43.345 --> 00:14:47.182 D-Dark Reunion is closing in on us. 00:14:47.182 --> 00:14:48.559 He's going to the restroom to cry. 00:14:49.476 --> 00:14:51.437 - Okay, I'm going to the restroom too. - He's got eighth-grader syndrome, 00:14:51.437 --> 00:14:53.397 and he's got it really bad. His face was so red. 00:14:53.397 --> 00:14:56.066 He said he keeps a monster or something sealed in his arm. 00:14:56.066 --> 00:14:58.235 "My right arm is getting twitchy again!" 00:14:59.194 --> 00:14:59.987 Like this! 00:14:59.987 --> 00:15:01.238 Hey, it really is twitchy! 00:15:03.324 --> 00:15:04.408 Snake! 00:15:04.408 --> 00:15:05.242 Let's get out of here! 00:15:05.242 --> 00:15:06.327 It's blocking the doors! 00:15:06.327 --> 00:15:09.788 With my precognition, I saw that there would be a snake in the classroom. 00:15:10.497 --> 00:15:12.958 I don't want to use my powers in front of people, 00:15:12.958 --> 00:15:15.044 so I'll stay here until things calm down. 00:15:15.044 --> 00:15:18.505 You should stay here until you can calm down too. 00:15:18.505 --> 00:15:20.382 Now, what's going on in the classroom? 00:15:20.382 --> 00:15:21.258 Where did the snake go?! 00:15:21.258 --> 00:15:22.801 Guys! Go get the teachers! 00:15:22.801 --> 00:15:24.553 No way! We might get bitten! 00:15:24.553 --> 00:15:26.305 You guys are pathetic. 00:15:26.305 --> 00:15:27.348 Nendou, you were here? 00:15:27.348 --> 00:15:28.849 Guys, what happened to your balls? 00:15:28.849 --> 00:15:29.767 Ours are fine! 00:15:29.767 --> 00:15:30.935 Really? I'm not so sure... 00:15:31.560 --> 00:15:31.936 This is terrible! 00:15:31.936 --> 00:15:34.355 - Calm down. It just bit his pants. - The snake's coming this way! 00:15:34.355 --> 00:15:36.982 Clairvoyance. By crossing his eyes, 00:15:36.982 --> 00:15:39.818 Saiki is able to see distant locations. 00:15:40.611 --> 00:15:41.820 Get out of here now! 00:15:41.820 --> 00:15:43.197 I'll take care of it! 00:15:43.197 --> 00:15:44.657 Kaidou! What're you doing?! 00:15:44.657 --> 00:15:47.034 Murder-Dragoram-Snake... 00:15:47.034 --> 00:15:49.870 You have to deal with me, The Jet-Black Wings! Bring it on! 00:15:49.870 --> 00:15:50.913 Whoa! That's a weird pose! 00:15:50.913 --> 00:15:52.414 - Let's get out of here while we can! - Whoa! Watch out! 00:15:52.414 --> 00:15:54.124 - He seriously thinks he's special... - Idiot! Run! 00:15:55.292 --> 00:15:59.254 No, he may not look it, but his mind is pretty overwhelmed right now. 00:15:59.254 --> 00:16:02.216 Why did I come forward? I'm so stupid! 00:16:05.427 --> 00:16:08.013 Oh crap, I'm *ed! Sorry, Mama! 00:16:08.013 --> 00:16:10.307 Take this! Judgment Knights of... 00:16:10.307 --> 00:16:11.600 Sorry, Kaidou. 00:16:11.600 --> 00:16:13.602 I'm stealing your thunder. 00:16:13.602 --> 00:16:15.437 ...Thunder! 00:16:18.107 --> 00:16:19.316 Whoa! Amazing! 00:16:19.316 --> 00:16:21.151 The Jet-Black Wings! Kaidou's amazing! 00:16:21.151 --> 00:16:22.945 I'm sorry I said you have eighth-grader syndrome. 00:16:22.945 --> 00:16:24.571 You may not have any powers, 00:16:24.571 --> 00:16:26.532 but not everyone could've done what you did. 00:16:26.532 --> 00:16:28.617 I didn't know I had this power... 00:16:29.201 --> 00:16:31.412 Thus, the incident was resolved without problems. 00:16:31.412 --> 00:16:33.664 Hey, Kaidou. What's with your attitude? 00:16:33.664 --> 00:16:35.457 You better watch what you say... 00:16:35.457 --> 00:16:38.711 if you don't wanna fall victim to my Judgment Knights of Thunder. 00:16:38.711 --> 00:16:40.004 Come to the teachers' room, now. 00:16:40.004 --> 00:16:41.630 His eighth-grader syndrome has worsened. 00:16:41.630 --> 00:16:43.674 He's hopeless. 00:16:54.101 --> 00:16:58.022 Beautiful girls. In other words, girls with exceptional looks. 00:16:58.022 --> 00:17:00.524 My name is Kokomi Teruhashi. 00:17:00.524 --> 00:17:03.944 If I do say so myself, I think I'm the perfect example of a beautiful girl. 00:17:03.944 --> 00:17:07.156 I'm not saying it out of arrogance. It's just a fact. 00:17:07.698 --> 00:17:10.951 But I don't boast about my beauty. 00:17:11.535 --> 00:17:13.162 Wanna have some tea with me? 00:17:13.162 --> 00:17:14.913 If I were your average beautiful girl... 00:17:14.913 --> 00:17:17.207 Go to the pig farm and find yourself a nice little piggy. 00:17:17.207 --> 00:17:20.544 I'd probably say something like that, but I'm not like that. 00:17:20.544 --> 00:17:24.506 I'm sorry. I have to go to cram school. 00:17:25.424 --> 00:17:26.842 See you later! 00:17:27.676 --> 00:17:30.471 Not only am I cute, I'm nice too. 00:17:30.471 --> 00:17:32.347 Do you know what that means? 00:17:32.347 --> 00:17:34.058 It means I'm incomparable. 00:17:35.601 --> 00:17:38.187 That's one of my classmates. What was his name again? 00:17:38.187 --> 00:17:40.981 Oh, that's right. It's Saiki. Kunio Saiki. 00:17:40.981 --> 00:17:43.067 Whoa, he looks so bored walking like that. 00:17:43.067 --> 00:17:46.153 Poor thing. Maybe I should go say hi to him. 00:17:46.904 --> 00:17:51.700 That's right. I'm not just cute. I'm a nice, perfect beautiful girl. 00:17:51.700 --> 00:17:53.118 Saiki! 00:17:53.118 --> 00:17:55.037 I thought it was you, Saiki! 00:17:55.037 --> 00:17:58.540 Okay! Now you'll definitely cherish this memory for the rest of your life! 00:17:58.540 --> 00:18:01.752 You bumped into the prettiest girl in school while in town. 00:18:01.752 --> 00:18:04.421 And I even went out of my way to rush over to you. 00:18:04.421 --> 00:18:06.423 You're completely in love with me now, right? 00:18:06.423 --> 00:18:09.176 I don't mind, even though you don't know your place. 00:18:09.176 --> 00:18:10.886 It's not your fault. 00:18:10.886 --> 00:18:13.514 After all, I'm just so lovely! 00:18:15.307 --> 00:18:16.517 What?! That's it?! 00:18:16.517 --> 00:18:18.811 - Ah! T-Teruhashi?! - You're supposed to panic there, right?! 00:18:18.811 --> 00:18:21.647 Oh, I get it. You were too surprised to say a word. 00:18:21.647 --> 00:18:24.233 Otherwise that reaction doesn't make sense. 00:18:24.233 --> 00:18:28.112 - Poor thing. He must be cursing himself by now. - Stupid me! That was a golden opportunity! 00:18:28.112 --> 00:18:30.531 Oh well. I'll give you one more chance, 00:18:30.531 --> 00:18:34.076 because I'm not just cute, but a nice, perfect beautiful girl! 00:18:34.076 --> 00:18:37.704 Saiki! Hey, ignoring me like that wasn't very nice of you! 00:18:37.704 --> 00:18:42.126 He didn't even bow! Can he not see me?! Am I dead?! 00:18:42.626 --> 00:18:43.836 Oh, I get it! 00:18:43.836 --> 00:18:44.837 He must've thought he was hallucinating. 00:18:44.837 --> 00:18:47.881 There's no way a miracle like running into Teruhashi in town would ever happen to me, right? 00:18:47.881 --> 00:18:48.507 he couldn't believe his fortune. 00:18:48.507 --> 00:18:50.676 - I'm seeing apparitions of her? Just how much does she have to vex my heart?! - Okay, then. 00:18:50.676 --> 00:18:54.346 I'll give him the happiest moment of his entire life. 00:18:54.721 --> 00:18:58.183 Saiki! Where are you going? 00:18:58.767 --> 00:19:00.227 He dodged! 00:19:00.227 --> 00:19:03.522 What's going on?! If he thinks I'm a mirage, he wouldn't have done that, right? 00:19:03.522 --> 00:19:07.401 No... could it be that even touching my image is too much for him? 00:19:07.401 --> 00:19:12.531 - Even if it's only in my mind, touching Teruhashi will make my heart stop! - To think that I mean that much to him... 00:19:12.531 --> 00:19:15.826 Good grief. I've caught the attention of a real pain in the you-know-what. 00:19:15.826 --> 00:19:18.036 Saiki! Hey! 00:19:18.036 --> 00:19:18.871 Here she comes again. 00:19:18.871 --> 00:19:22.207 The thought that she's being ignored doesn't seem to occur to her. 00:19:22.207 --> 00:19:25.085 Well, if I were the ordinary guy she thinks I am... 00:19:25.085 --> 00:19:27.087 Oh...! T-Teruhashi... 00:19:27.087 --> 00:19:29.256 ...I'd probably react like that. Nendou too, would react... 00:19:29.256 --> 00:19:31.175 Oh...! T-Teruhashi! 00:19:31.175 --> 00:19:32.134 ...like that. 00:19:32.134 --> 00:19:35.137 That's right. Everything she says is indeed true. 00:19:35.137 --> 00:19:36.930 That's why she's dangerous. 00:19:36.930 --> 00:19:38.807 Teruhashi attracts people's attention. 00:19:38.807 --> 00:19:41.977 - I definitely do not want to have anything to do with her. - Hey, where are you going? 00:19:41.977 --> 00:19:44.897 If you don't mind, maybe I'll come with you. 00:19:45.355 --> 00:19:46.815 Nendou! 00:19:46.815 --> 00:19:48.025 This isn't good. 00:19:48.025 --> 00:19:49.776 I'm supposed to be hallucinating, 00:19:49.776 --> 00:19:52.237 - Oh? Hey, pal and Teruhashi. - but if a third party notices her, I'll have to acknowledge her. 00:19:52.237 --> 00:19:54.656 If that happens, I'll have to behave accordingly. 00:19:54.656 --> 00:19:57.701 - Oh...! T-Teruhashi! - That is utterly out of the question. 00:19:57.701 --> 00:19:59.661 I'll use the crowd to pass him. 00:20:00.746 --> 00:20:02.623 He's gone... That was clo— 00:20:02.623 --> 00:20:05.167 I thought I saw my pal. 00:20:05.918 --> 00:20:09.087 Where's Saiki?! What's going on? 00:20:09.087 --> 00:20:12.257 - Good grief. I teleported without thinking. - Saiki! 00:20:12.883 --> 00:20:15.344 Those who were around me didn't seem to notice, 00:20:15.344 --> 00:20:17.846 but Teruhashi obviously suspects something is wrong. 00:20:17.846 --> 00:20:20.974 Well, just think of me as a mirage and forget about it. 00:20:20.974 --> 00:20:21.892 Nendou! 00:20:23.894 --> 00:20:26.104 Oh...! T-Teruhashi! 00:20:26.104 --> 00:20:27.314 Have you seen Saiki? 00:20:27.314 --> 00:20:29.816 What? My pal? No, I haven't. 00:20:29.816 --> 00:20:31.526 N-No way... Did he disappear? 00:20:31.526 --> 00:20:34.655 - Anyway, Teruhashi... - Was I the one who was hallucinating? 00:20:34.696 --> 00:20:37.824 You love me so much, you're seeing me everywhere, huh? 00:20:37.824 --> 00:20:41.286 Don't tell me I'm... No! It can't be... 00:20:41.286 --> 00:20:43.997 Oh no... What are these feelings? 00:20:43.997 --> 00:20:45.874 Did I... 00:20:45.874 --> 00:20:48.794 fall in love... with Saiki? 00:20:49.253 --> 00:20:53.632 Oh... T-Teruhashi... 00:22:24.014 --> 00:22:25.932 My name is Kusuo Saiki. 00:22:25.932 --> 00:22:27.392 Since it's critical to the story, I'll repeat this. 00:22:27.392 --> 00:22:29.436 I'm a psychic who can use all sorts of psychic powers. 00:22:30.437 --> 00:22:31.772 It's too noisy. 00:22:31.772 --> 00:22:34.358 Next time on The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. the anime... 00:22:34.358 --> 00:22:36.735 I'll keep knocking out an episode for each manga chapter.