WEBVTT 00:00:14.847 --> 00:00:17.676 Ugh, Lew. What the hell is in this smoothie you made me? 00:00:17.720 --> 00:00:20.375 It tastes like I'm licking a lawnmower blade. 00:00:21.158 --> 00:00:22.638 That would be the grass. 00:00:22.681 --> 00:00:23.769 You mean wheat grass? 00:00:23.813 --> 00:00:25.119 Nah, that wasn't in the budget. 00:00:25.162 --> 00:00:27.904 This is in-front-of- my-mom's-house grass. 00:00:29.210 --> 00:00:31.777 I have three tournaments to qualify for the World Series. 00:00:31.821 --> 00:00:33.866 I don't think drinking dog pee and weed killer 00:00:33.910 --> 00:00:35.607 is gonna help get me there. 00:00:36.913 --> 00:00:38.871 Hey, where the hell is Archie? 00:00:38.915 --> 00:00:41.613 I left him two messages and he didn't get back to me. 00:00:41.657 --> 00:00:43.702 - I'm worried about him. - Yeah. 00:00:45.095 --> 00:00:47.576 You know, he told me if he ever doesn't show up for work, 00:00:47.619 --> 00:00:49.578 I'm supposed to clear his browser history 00:00:49.621 --> 00:00:52.973 and throw his laptop in the Saginaw River. 00:00:54.844 --> 00:00:56.019 I'm gonna go check on him. 00:00:56.063 --> 00:00:57.281 You can clear his history, 00:00:57.325 --> 00:00:59.501 but hold off on the river. 00:00:59.544 --> 00:01:01.503 And, uh, Lew? 00:01:01.546 --> 00:01:04.506 You know, if something ever happens to me, maybe you... 00:01:04.549 --> 00:01:06.725 I got you. 00:01:19.521 --> 00:01:20.826 What are you doing here? 00:01:20.870 --> 00:01:22.437 What are you doing here? 00:01:23.655 --> 00:01:25.309 We're supposed to be practicing. 00:01:25.353 --> 00:01:26.745 I am. 00:01:31.315 --> 00:01:32.664 Great, great, great. 00:01:32.708 --> 00:01:33.752 Will you cut that out? 00:01:33.796 --> 00:01:35.319 What's going on? 00:01:35.363 --> 00:01:38.018 Can't a brother play some blues in his panda pajamas 00:01:38.061 --> 00:01:40.324 without people asking a bunch of questions? 00:01:46.896 --> 00:01:48.637 Come on, man. 00:01:48.680 --> 00:01:49.855 What is wrong? 00:01:49.899 --> 00:01:51.901 Well, I didn't want to say anything, 00:01:51.944 --> 00:01:54.643 but... your mom ghosted me. 00:01:54.686 --> 00:01:55.818 What? 00:01:55.861 --> 00:01:57.515 Yeah, we went on six dates. 00:01:57.559 --> 00:02:00.388 Everything was going great and then all of a sudden 00:02:00.431 --> 00:02:02.999 she stopped answering my calls and text messages. 00:02:03.043 --> 00:02:04.174 That doesn't mean anything. 00:02:04.218 --> 00:02:05.697 She's probably just busy. Can we... ? 00:02:05.741 --> 00:02:08.222 I saw her at Sam's Club yesterday. 00:02:08.265 --> 00:02:10.659 Then when I waved, she just knocked over 00:02:10.702 --> 00:02:14.880 a plate of meatball samples and disappeared in the chaos. 00:02:14.924 --> 00:02:16.491 Okay, look, you know my mom. 00:02:16.534 --> 00:02:19.320 There's a good chance she just didn't like the meatballs. 00:02:19.363 --> 00:02:22.627 She's giving me the brush-off. Man, I can feel it. 00:02:22.671 --> 00:02:24.803 No. N-No. 00:02:24.847 --> 00:02:26.109 Stop it! 00:02:28.155 --> 00:02:29.634 There is a reasonable explanation. 00:02:29.678 --> 00:02:30.940 I-I'm sure everything's fine. 00:02:30.983 --> 00:02:32.768 - You think? - Absolutely. 00:02:32.811 --> 00:02:34.465 But come on, man. You gotta pull yourself together. 00:02:34.509 --> 00:02:37.164 We got big tournaments coming up. I need you. 00:02:37.207 --> 00:02:39.601 Yeah, well, at least somebody does. 00:02:40.602 --> 00:02:41.820 That's the spirit! 00:02:41.864 --> 00:02:43.300 Come on, use that. 00:02:43.344 --> 00:02:45.172 Go in the back, thrown on a tracksuit, 00:02:45.215 --> 00:02:46.651 let's get to the alley. We got work to do. 00:02:46.695 --> 00:02:48.784 Yeah, you're right. You're right. 00:02:48.827 --> 00:02:50.307 - Okay. - All right. I'll meet you down there. 00:02:50.351 --> 00:02:52.048 Okay, right. All right. 00:02:58.576 --> 00:03:00.535 All right, bald Kenny G. 00:03:01.405 --> 00:03:03.320 We got to go! Get dressed. 00:03:03.364 --> 00:03:06.149 There's a million amazing Black jazz musicians out there. 00:03:06.193 --> 00:03:08.369 Why I got to be Kenny G? 00:03:28.824 --> 00:03:30.565 What do you think? 00:03:30.608 --> 00:03:34.090 I think it must've been my toes that drove Helen away. 00:03:35.222 --> 00:03:36.701 They're out of order. 00:03:36.745 --> 00:03:40.531 My middle toe looks like it ought to be the thumb toe. 00:03:40.575 --> 00:03:42.925 I meant my release. 00:03:42.968 --> 00:03:44.883 Archie's not wrong. 00:03:44.927 --> 00:03:46.450 Every time he wears flip-flops, 00:03:46.494 --> 00:03:49.192 it looks like his foot's giving me the finger. 00:03:50.367 --> 00:03:51.977 Can we just focus, please? 00:03:52.021 --> 00:03:53.327 Archie's feet are a done deal. 00:03:53.370 --> 00:03:54.806 We could still fix my release. 00:03:54.850 --> 00:03:57.461 So it was my feet. 00:03:57.505 --> 00:03:59.333 - Did she say that? - No. 00:03:59.376 --> 00:04:00.812 She didn't say anything. 00:04:00.856 --> 00:04:03.728 So she's not even thinking about me at all then. 00:04:03.772 --> 00:04:07.297 And why would she? I'm disgusting. 00:04:07.341 --> 00:04:09.169 Come on, man. You're spinning out. 00:04:09.212 --> 00:04:11.432 You know what? Maybe it was our last date. 00:04:11.475 --> 00:04:13.608 I was cooking at my place. 00:04:13.651 --> 00:04:16.393 Opened a bottle of wine, put on some nice music, 00:04:16.437 --> 00:04:18.395 grilled a couple of delicious steaks. 00:04:18.439 --> 00:04:20.049 The hell was I thinking? 00:04:21.485 --> 00:04:22.573 Hold on. 00:04:22.617 --> 00:04:24.488 If you want, I can talk to her tonight. 00:04:24.532 --> 00:04:26.795 I-I'll ask her what's wrong, which I'm sure is nothing. 00:04:26.838 --> 00:04:28.318 - Really? - Yes. 00:04:28.362 --> 00:04:30.494 Now look, I think the best thing for you to do: 00:04:30.538 --> 00:04:33.236 take this energy, let's focus it into bowling and me. 00:04:33.280 --> 00:04:34.629 - Right. Right. - Okay? 00:04:34.672 --> 00:04:37.458 All right, this is the new McQuinn grip. 00:04:37.501 --> 00:04:40.287 Something I saw online that I wanted to give a try. 00:04:40.330 --> 00:04:42.245 It's a little bit like that. What do you think? 00:04:42.289 --> 00:04:44.465 - You know, bowling's a funny thing. - Yes, sir. 00:04:45.553 --> 00:04:47.642 - You roll your ball down the lane. - Mm-hmm. 00:04:47.685 --> 00:04:49.861 - It always comes back. - Coach me up. 00:04:49.905 --> 00:04:51.917 What if one day it doesn't? 00:04:51.941 --> 00:04:53.952 And you never see it again. 00:04:57.391 --> 00:04:59.697 So? You just call Mike the repair guy. 00:04:59.741 --> 00:05:03.745 He's not talking about bowling, Lewell. 00:05:14.321 --> 00:05:16.279 All right, stop that. 00:05:16.323 --> 00:05:19.630 Wow! That's beautiful. 00:05:19.674 --> 00:05:20.762 Yeah? 00:05:20.805 --> 00:05:22.459 I'm videoing the whole thing 00:05:22.503 --> 00:05:25.984 and then posting progress updates to build anticipation. 00:05:26.028 --> 00:05:27.551 Design * is really in. 00:05:27.595 --> 00:05:30.293 Still not as big as regular *. 00:05:31.338 --> 00:05:32.904 Helen, when you offered to help, 00:05:32.948 --> 00:05:35.429 I had no idea that you were gonna build the whole thing. 00:05:35.472 --> 00:05:38.780 You are like a fairy godmother with a nail gun. 00:05:39.650 --> 00:05:41.043 Well, I didn't do that much. 00:05:41.086 --> 00:05:44.220 I just sanded the cabinets and put in new plumbing 00:05:44.264 --> 00:05:47.484 and hung new drywall, and I'm about to grout this tile. 00:05:47.528 --> 00:05:49.181 But I'm telling you, whoever laid this foundation 00:05:49.225 --> 00:05:52.707 didn't know his * from a four-stroke power trowel. 00:05:54.361 --> 00:05:56.624 Hashtag: "Grandma Grouts." 00:05:56.667 --> 00:05:59.801 I have always dreamed of having my own salon. 00:05:59.844 --> 00:06:01.846 And now it's becoming a reality. 00:06:01.890 --> 00:06:04.284 Okay, okay, enough of that. Uh, why don't you all take a break? 00:06:04.327 --> 00:06:05.850 'Cause I gotta run a new power line 00:06:05.894 --> 00:06:08.592 from the breaker box to where the new dryer chairs are. 00:06:08.592 --> 00:06:09.592 Are you sure you don't want any help? 00:06:09.593 --> 00:06:12.248 Nope, I got it. It's kind of dicey. 00:06:12.292 --> 00:06:13.989 If you grab the wrong wire, 00:06:14.032 --> 00:06:17.601 you're fried like a hobo climbing an electric fence. 00:06:19.386 --> 00:06:22.409 I'm gonna post this, and then eat some sushi in my bikini. 00:06:22.433 --> 00:06:23.433 Okay. 00:06:23.477 --> 00:06:26.218 - Hmm? - Oh, that's for a different post. 00:06:26.262 --> 00:06:28.482 That's the one I get paid for. 00:06:29.831 --> 00:06:33.225 Helen, how do you know how to do all of this? 00:06:33.269 --> 00:06:34.705 Tom built a bicycle for Christmas 00:06:34.749 --> 00:06:37.447 and it took Sam three guesses to figure out what it was. 00:06:37.491 --> 00:06:40.407 You know, when Tommy's dad died, 00:06:40.450 --> 00:06:42.191 we didn't have any money for a handyman, 00:06:42.234 --> 00:06:43.584 so I had to figure it out. 00:06:43.627 --> 00:06:45.194 Men act like it's so hard, 00:06:45.237 --> 00:06:49.329 but you don't need a ding-dong to install a doorbell. 00:06:50.242 --> 00:06:51.940 Oh! Hey, hon, look. What do you think? 00:06:51.983 --> 00:06:55.160 Oh, yeah, yeah, great. Mom, what the hell is going on?! 00:06:55.204 --> 00:06:56.771 Well, don't blame me. 00:06:56.814 --> 00:06:59.295 Your foundation is crooked as a congressman. 00:06:59.339 --> 00:07:00.818 No, I'm talking about Archie. 00:07:00.862 --> 00:07:02.994 Why aren't you returning his messages? 00:07:03.038 --> 00:07:04.561 I've been busy. 00:07:04.605 --> 00:07:06.302 Yeah, that's the same lie I told him. 00:07:06.346 --> 00:07:07.738 Come on. Y-you're making excuses. 00:07:07.782 --> 00:07:10.611 - Tom, calm down. - Hey, I can't calm down. 00:07:10.654 --> 00:07:13.135 I'm three tournaments from qualifying for the World Series, 00:07:13.178 --> 00:07:14.615 and she just broke my coach. 00:07:14.658 --> 00:07:17.444 You know, not everything is always about you, Tommy. 00:07:17.487 --> 00:07:19.446 What does that mean? What are you thinking? 00:07:19.489 --> 00:07:21.535 You should be thanking her. 00:07:21.578 --> 00:07:23.275 Look at everything she helped me do. 00:07:23.319 --> 00:07:25.495 Thanking her? Are you kidding me? 00:07:25.539 --> 00:07:27.758 Okay, well, obviously you don't care, 00:07:27.802 --> 00:07:31.066 but if you look around, she has helped build half of this salon. 00:07:31.109 --> 00:07:33.982 Kind of like the bicycle you put together for Sam. 00:07:37.377 --> 00:07:39.291 I should've made a bigger deal about your salon. 00:07:39.335 --> 00:07:42.251 I guess I've just been, you know, caught up in my own thing. 00:07:42.294 --> 00:07:43.600 That's okay. 00:07:43.644 --> 00:07:45.123 It does look great, doesn't it? 00:07:45.167 --> 00:07:47.082 Oh, gosh, wait till you see when they... 00:07:47.125 --> 00:07:48.784 But this is exactly what I was worried about 00:07:48.827 --> 00:07:50.127 when they started dating. 00:07:50.128 --> 00:07:51.739 I mean, Archie is a wreck. 00:07:51.782 --> 00:07:53.523 He's completely useless as a coach. 00:07:53.567 --> 00:07:58.441 Well, your mom is channeling her energy in my direction. 00:07:58.485 --> 00:08:00.182 She's never been more helpful. 00:08:00.225 --> 00:08:01.879 - Well, good for you. - Yeah. 00:08:01.923 --> 00:08:04.534 Good for me. She hauled an entire sheet of drywall 00:08:04.578 --> 00:08:06.144 up the steps by herself. 00:08:06.188 --> 00:08:08.930 It was like watching an ant carrying an apple core. 00:08:09.844 --> 00:08:11.498 - You know what I wish she'd carry? - Hmm? 00:08:11.541 --> 00:08:12.716 A conversation with Archie 00:08:12.760 --> 00:08:14.457 explaining why she's blowing him off. 00:08:14.501 --> 00:08:16.633 Look, all I know is, 00:08:16.677 --> 00:08:18.418 thanks to her, the salon is going to be finished 00:08:18.461 --> 00:08:20.550 - faster than I ever imagined. - Yeah. 00:08:20.594 --> 00:08:22.117 Same goes for my bowling career. 00:08:22.160 --> 00:08:23.423 Thanks to her. 00:08:23.466 --> 00:08:24.728 And I think we can both agree 00:08:24.772 --> 00:08:26.774 that's, you know, the priority right now. 00:08:31.213 --> 00:08:33.650 Really? Hmm. 00:08:33.694 --> 00:08:35.522 And in the weeks where you don't win, 00:08:35.565 --> 00:08:38.525 what's going to pay the bills? The salon. 00:08:38.568 --> 00:08:40.527 Well, I can't win if I don't have a coach. 00:08:40.570 --> 00:08:42.833 Yeah, and I don't have a salon if I don't have Helen. 00:08:42.877 --> 00:08:45.009 I think someone's being a little selfish. 00:08:45.053 --> 00:08:47.055 Yeah, I agree. 00:08:47.098 --> 00:08:48.970 Someone is. 00:08:50.188 --> 00:08:52.234 All right. I've heard enough. 00:08:52.277 --> 00:08:54.932 Geez, Ma! Were you eavesdropping? 00:08:54.976 --> 00:08:57.065 How else would I have heard enough? 00:08:58.066 --> 00:09:02.157 If anybody owes anybody an explanation, it's Archie. 00:09:02.200 --> 00:09:03.637 You're married?! 00:09:06.335 --> 00:09:08.293 Congratulations! 00:09:15.649 --> 00:09:18.652 Is it true, Arch? You're still married to Loretta? 00:09:18.695 --> 00:09:20.610 Is that all this was about? 00:09:20.654 --> 00:09:22.917 I was worried it was something serious. 00:09:22.960 --> 00:09:25.789 Oh, you thought your toes were a deal-breaker, 00:09:25.833 --> 00:09:27.182 but a wife isn't? 00:09:27.225 --> 00:09:29.619 I don't have a wife. I have an ex-wife 00:09:29.663 --> 00:09:32.927 that I'm technically not legally divorced from. 00:09:33.667 --> 00:09:35.059 And it's just one toe. 00:09:35.103 --> 00:09:38.019 The rest of them line up like the von Trapp family. 00:09:38.889 --> 00:09:40.848 Loretta and I have been emotionally 00:09:40.891 --> 00:09:43.633 and physically separated for 20 years. 00:09:43.677 --> 00:09:45.330 I didn't think it was a big deal. 00:09:45.444 --> 00:09:50.144 Big deal? Arch, my mom reads the Bible for a good time. 00:09:50.993 --> 00:09:54.061 Her slogan is, "Do unto others before they do it to you." 00:09:54.105 --> 00:09:55.628 You really think she was gonna be cool 00:09:55.672 --> 00:09:57.238 with dating a married guy? 00:09:57.282 --> 00:09:58.675 We're not married! 00:09:58.718 --> 00:10:00.677 We just never filed the paperwork. 00:10:00.720 --> 00:10:03.897 - Why not? - Because Loretta's a vindictive, 00:10:03.941 --> 00:10:07.074 mean-spirited bag of "I'll see you in hell." 00:10:08.293 --> 00:10:09.990 Look, there's no way my mom's gonna go out with you again 00:10:10.034 --> 00:10:11.775 until you're officially divorced. 00:10:11.818 --> 00:10:13.646 Can't you go to Loretta one last time 00:10:13.690 --> 00:10:15.692 and just ask her to sign the papers? 00:10:15.735 --> 00:10:18.216 No point. The last time we were together, 00:10:18.259 --> 00:10:21.611 Loretta tossed me a cooked ham and unleashed her dog. 00:10:30.097 --> 00:10:31.097 Doing okay? 00:10:31.098 --> 00:10:32.578 Yeah. Fine. 00:10:32.622 --> 00:10:34.667 I'm just asking because you're about to 00:10:34.711 --> 00:10:36.060 sand a new window into that wall. 00:10:38.845 --> 00:10:42.501 Oh, sorry. Just got a lot on my mind. 00:10:42.544 --> 00:10:45.373 If you don't mind my asking, 00:10:45.417 --> 00:10:47.506 how'd you find out Archie was still married? 00:10:47.549 --> 00:10:50.683 Oh, just call it women's intuition. 00:10:50.727 --> 00:10:53.312 Come on, we both know that's a bunch of crap 00:10:53.355 --> 00:10:56.384 we say to scare them. 00:10:56.428 --> 00:10:57.559 What'd you do? 00:10:57.603 --> 00:10:59.605 Okay, I'm not proud of it, 00:10:59.649 --> 00:11:01.868 but I was digging through Archie's desk drawer 00:11:01.912 --> 00:11:03.391 while he was in the bathroom. 00:11:03.435 --> 00:11:07.265 Oh, you were snooping. So it was women's intuition. 00:11:08.658 --> 00:11:12.531 I found his tax return that said he was still married to Loretta. 00:11:12.574 --> 00:11:14.098 Well, why haven't you talked to him about it? 00:11:14.141 --> 00:11:17.318 I'm not talking to some other woman's husband. 00:11:18.885 --> 00:11:20.713 Not to defend Archie, 00:11:20.757 --> 00:11:22.889 but come on, you know he's a good guy. 00:11:22.933 --> 00:11:25.239 And he and Loretta, they haven't been together for years. 00:11:25.283 --> 00:11:26.371 Yes, I know that. 00:11:26.414 --> 00:11:28.112 Okay, so what is going on? 00:11:29.243 --> 00:11:30.592 Helen? 00:11:30.636 --> 00:11:32.769 Fine. 00:11:33.770 --> 00:11:35.597 The thing is, 00:11:35.641 --> 00:11:38.384 we were having a really... 00:11:38.927 --> 00:11:40.690 good time... 00:11:40.733 --> 00:11:45.346 that night, and I started to get... 00:11:45.390 --> 00:11:46.739 scared. 00:11:46.783 --> 00:11:48.306 Scared of what? 00:11:53.572 --> 00:11:55.269 Going to the boneyard! 00:11:55.313 --> 00:11:57.358 Doing the * wheelbarrow race. 00:11:57.402 --> 00:11:59.883 Missionary. Do I have to spell it out for you? 00:12:00.666 --> 00:12:02.276 I think you just did. 00:12:05.758 --> 00:12:09.153 The only man I've ever been with is Tommy's dad. 00:12:10.502 --> 00:12:12.939 Oh. Okay, um... 00:12:12.983 --> 00:12:15.376 Okay, I-I see. We don't have to talk about this. 00:12:15.420 --> 00:12:17.335 - Yes, we do. - What? 00:12:18.205 --> 00:12:21.992 I don't have anybody to confide in, and I am dying here. 00:12:22.035 --> 00:12:23.297 Kind of like I am right now? 00:12:24.646 --> 00:12:25.647 Okay, okay. 00:12:25.691 --> 00:12:29.956 Uh, here we go. Intimacy is very... 00:12:31.871 --> 00:12:32.871 ... intimate. 00:12:32.872 --> 00:12:34.482 Okay. 00:12:34.526 --> 00:12:37.834 - When two people care about each other, they just... - Oh, God. 00:12:37.877 --> 00:12:39.444 I know how it works. 00:12:40.967 --> 00:12:44.841 It's just that it's been... 00:12:47.321 --> 00:12:51.238 It's been 20 years since I've had these feelings. 00:12:51.282 --> 00:12:53.675 Okay. Well, isn't it a good thing 00:12:53.719 --> 00:12:55.416 that you're having these feelings again? 00:12:55.460 --> 00:12:57.375 - Yes. - Yeah. 00:12:57.418 --> 00:12:59.681 Well... 00:12:59.725 --> 00:13:01.509 I don't know. 00:13:02.815 --> 00:13:04.904 We're talking about Archie here. 00:13:04.948 --> 00:13:07.892 I think if you focus on 00:13:07.916 --> 00:13:10.214 how much you care about him, 00:13:10.257 --> 00:13:14.000 everything else, it's just gonna fall into place. 00:13:14.044 --> 00:13:15.697 Yeah. 00:13:15.741 --> 00:13:19.310 I promise you, you have nothing to worry about. 00:13:19.353 --> 00:13:20.790 Thanks. 00:13:20.833 --> 00:13:22.052 - You got this. - Yeah. 00:13:22.095 --> 00:13:24.794 It's like climbing back on a bike. 00:13:24.837 --> 00:13:28.232 Seems more like a unicycle with no seat. 00:13:29.842 --> 00:13:31.931 Okay, good talk. 00:13:34.499 --> 00:13:38.024 Great. Now Jen is ghosting me because of your mess. 00:13:38.068 --> 00:13:40.766 It takes days to ghost somebody, fool. 00:13:40.810 --> 00:13:42.333 She's just ignoring your *. 00:13:42.376 --> 00:13:45.466 Quit stalling and just go knock on Loretta's door. 00:13:45.510 --> 00:13:48.208 Okay. Just give me a minute. 00:13:50.297 --> 00:13:51.342 What is this? 00:13:52.169 --> 00:13:53.648 I don't know how this is gonna end up. 00:13:53.692 --> 00:13:56.782 I got to get right with God before I go in there. 00:13:57.609 --> 00:13:58.958 Quit stalling. 00:13:59.002 --> 00:14:01.047 Get those divorce papers signed, you get Mom back, 00:14:01.091 --> 00:14:05.051 I get you back, and we all go to Dairy Queen for Dilly Bars. 00:14:05.878 --> 00:14:08.185 She probably don't even live here anymore. 00:14:08.228 --> 00:14:10.883 I don't see no cauldrons or flying monkeys. 00:14:10.927 --> 00:14:13.059 You have got to be kidding me. 00:14:13.103 --> 00:14:16.976 I have been on hold for half an hour. 00:14:17.020 --> 00:14:20.458 And if you have come back to tell me one more time, 00:14:20.501 --> 00:14:22.503 "The doctor's in surgery," 00:14:22.547 --> 00:14:26.246 the next person he's gonna be operating on is you! 00:14:27.813 --> 00:14:30.903 Go, man. Go now. Somebody done released the kraken. 00:14:30.947 --> 00:14:32.905 Arch, we can't turn back. 00:14:32.949 --> 00:14:35.342 This is the only way for you to move forward with your life. 00:14:35.386 --> 00:14:37.214 Yeah, well, that's easy for you to say. 00:14:37.257 --> 00:14:38.519 You wasn't the one running for your life 00:14:38.563 --> 00:14:40.391 with a hot-* ham in your hands. 00:14:41.914 --> 00:14:44.308 That's the dog you're afraid of? 00:14:45.222 --> 00:14:46.919 Archie? 00:14:48.529 --> 00:14:51.924 Archie Betts. What the hell you doing 00:14:51.968 --> 00:14:53.360 parked outside of my house? 00:14:53.404 --> 00:14:58.626 You're lucky Howly Berry just had lunch. 00:15:11.161 --> 00:15:14.599 I feel like I'm in some sort of creepy haunted dollhouse. 00:15:15.948 --> 00:15:17.994 - More tea? - Yes, ma'am. 00:15:18.037 --> 00:15:20.735 Well, it's nice to see you again, Tom. 00:15:20.779 --> 00:15:24.130 You sure have grown into those eyebrows. 00:15:24.957 --> 00:15:26.567 Why, thank you. 00:15:26.611 --> 00:15:27.917 So, Loretta... 00:15:35.402 --> 00:15:37.927 That's why skin has so many layers. 00:15:39.058 --> 00:15:40.973 About these divorce papers... 00:15:41.017 --> 00:15:42.627 Oh, it's very simple. 00:15:42.670 --> 00:15:46.892 Archie knows what he needs to do if he wants me to sign anything. 00:15:46.936 --> 00:15:48.154 Not happening. 00:15:48.198 --> 00:15:50.504 Come on. What does she want? 00:15:50.548 --> 00:15:52.724 Your alley? Your Cadillac? 00:15:52.767 --> 00:15:54.900 Your saxophone? I can go get it. 00:15:54.944 --> 00:15:57.337 I don't want anything from that fool. 00:15:57.381 --> 00:16:00.775 All I want is an apology for our last fight. 00:16:00.819 --> 00:16:02.995 And then I'll sign anything he wants. 00:16:03.039 --> 00:16:06.433 That's it? I-I mean, come on. Archie? 00:16:08.566 --> 00:16:09.610 Why won't you do it? 00:16:09.654 --> 00:16:10.960 I don't have anything to say. 00:16:11.003 --> 00:16:13.963 Except your tea was room temperature. 00:16:15.181 --> 00:16:17.183 I-I feel like we can work this out. 00:16:17.227 --> 00:16:18.706 We're all grown-ups. 00:16:18.750 --> 00:16:20.012 What was the fight about? 00:16:20.056 --> 00:16:21.753 - Socks. - Toilet paper. 00:16:22.754 --> 00:16:25.365 Okay, I heard "socks" and I heard "toilet paper." 00:16:25.409 --> 00:16:29.717 Was someone using socks for toilet paper? 00:16:30.805 --> 00:16:33.199 Loretta, why won't you just sign the papers? 00:16:33.243 --> 00:16:38.074 Where should I stab him, in the heart or in the eye? 00:16:38.988 --> 00:16:43.427 Damn it, woman. I finally found someone I can see a future with. 00:16:43.470 --> 00:16:46.604 So please, Loretta, why don't you just sign the damn papers 00:16:46.647 --> 00:16:49.346 and free me from your cruel emotional prison? 00:16:50.521 --> 00:16:51.696 If that doesn't sound like an "I'm sorry," 00:16:51.739 --> 00:16:53.002 I don't know what is. 00:16:59.399 --> 00:17:00.922 - Hey, hey. - Hey. 00:17:00.966 --> 00:17:02.446 Look who's here. 00:17:03.447 --> 00:17:04.447 Hello, Helen. 00:17:04.448 --> 00:17:05.536 Archibald. 00:17:07.016 --> 00:17:09.322 Maybe I'll just move this nail gun over here. 00:17:11.063 --> 00:17:12.369 That's a good call. 00:17:12.412 --> 00:17:13.718 Maybe let's get it out of the room altogether. 00:17:16.460 --> 00:17:18.679 So, how you been? 00:17:18.723 --> 00:17:21.943 I haven't seen you since you threw those meatballs at me. 00:17:22.857 --> 00:17:25.512 I didn't throw them at you. I just didn't like them. 00:17:25.556 --> 00:17:28.385 The tastiest thing about them was the toothpicks. 00:17:29.995 --> 00:17:31.344 And how's your wife? 00:17:31.388 --> 00:17:34.043 Actually, I don't have one anymore. 00:17:34.086 --> 00:17:36.697 Loretta and I are officially divorced. 00:17:36.741 --> 00:17:40.701 Well, I hope it's not on my account. I am no homewrecker. 00:17:44.096 --> 00:17:45.228 I'm sorry, Helen. 00:17:45.271 --> 00:17:46.664 I never meant to hurt you. 00:17:46.707 --> 00:17:49.406 Eh, you wanna see who can take a punch better? 00:17:50.798 --> 00:17:53.497 Look, the truth is, I was just too damn stubborn to admit 00:17:53.540 --> 00:17:56.021 I was wrong with a woman I don't even love anymore. 00:17:56.065 --> 00:18:00.460 But the real problem was I kept a secret from a woman I do. 00:18:00.504 --> 00:18:05.074 Like. Now. 00:18:05.117 --> 00:18:06.771 Very much. 00:18:12.603 --> 00:18:17.390 The truth is, Arch, I think I was looking for a way out 00:18:17.434 --> 00:18:21.438 because I started to get really scared. 00:18:21.481 --> 00:18:23.918 Why didn't you just tell me that? 00:18:23.962 --> 00:18:25.572 You know you can talk to me. 00:18:25.616 --> 00:18:28.401 - I know. - I mean, if you have it in your heart to forgive me. 00:18:28.445 --> 00:18:31.796 Oh, everyone deserves a second chance. 00:18:31.839 --> 00:18:33.960 Except for Norway. 00:18:33.984 --> 00:18:36.105 They know what they did. 00:18:38.194 --> 00:18:40.892 - What? - I just missed you. That's all. 00:18:44.330 --> 00:18:46.115 Come on, let's go get a bear claw. 00:18:46.158 --> 00:18:48.291 - Yeah, let's do that. - Yeah. 00:18:55.385 --> 00:18:58.127 What's her problem with Norway? 00:18:59.432 --> 00:19:01.304 Your guess is as good as mine. 00:19:01.347 --> 00:19:05.308 All I know is she booed all their dolls on "It's a Small World." 00:19:06.352 --> 00:19:08.885 Well, I have to get back to painting. 00:19:09.028 --> 00:19:13.751 You know, my "not as important as your bowling career" salon. 00:19:16.014 --> 00:19:17.276 I'm sorry. 00:19:18.103 --> 00:19:19.539 I was wrong to say that. 00:19:19.583 --> 00:19:22.760 Obviously, your dream is just as important as mine. 00:19:22.803 --> 00:19:23.891 Thank you. 00:19:23.935 --> 00:19:25.980 I just never want our relationship 00:19:26.024 --> 00:19:27.591 to fall apart because I'm too stubborn 00:19:27.634 --> 00:19:28.809 to admit when I'm wrong. 00:19:28.853 --> 00:19:30.159 So, for the record, 00:19:30.202 --> 00:19:32.813 I apologize for being wrong about that, 00:19:32.857 --> 00:19:35.468 and for everything I did in the past that was wrong. 00:19:35.512 --> 00:19:37.470 In fact, I'll even throw in a pre-apology 00:19:37.514 --> 00:19:39.690 for everything wrong I do in the future. 00:19:41.039 --> 00:19:42.562 That's not how it works. 00:19:43.389 --> 00:19:45.696 You're right. I apologize. 00:19:47.045 --> 00:19:49.178 Apology accepted. 00:19:49.489 --> 00:19:50.378 Now get to work. 00:19:50.421 --> 00:19:52.032 I just lost my best contractor. 00:19:52.075 --> 00:19:52.863 What? 00:19:54.008 --> 00:19:56.358 - These are the muscles I use to bowl. - Oh... 00:20:02.146 --> 00:20:04.322 Sorry for using the last of the milk. 00:20:04.366 --> 00:20:06.803 Mm. That's okay. 00:20:06.847 --> 00:20:08.370 I like it dry. 00:20:11.634 --> 00:20:14.289 Sweetie, no, I was wrong to not check 00:20:14.332 --> 00:20:16.421 to see if there was more before I did that. 00:20:16.465 --> 00:20:18.206 I-I'm sorry. 00:20:19.468 --> 00:20:22.558 Wow. I think I could get used to this. 00:20:23.820 --> 00:20:25.537 I wouldn't get your hopes up, 00:20:25.561 --> 00:20:26.954 I don't think it's gonna last. 00:20:30.392 --> 00:20:31.480 I'm sorry. 00:20:35.615 --> 00:20:38.139 Good morning. 00:20:38.182 --> 00:20:39.706 Morning. 00:20:39.749 --> 00:20:41.632 You seem awfully chipper. 00:20:41.656 --> 00:20:42.970 What's-what's gotten into you? 00:20:43.013 --> 00:20:45.799 Good morning! 00:20:50.630 --> 00:20:51.630 Oof. 00:20:51.631 --> 00:20:53.328 Can I get some water? 00:20:53.371 --> 00:20:55.373 The Arch is parched.