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Has it been three hours
or three days?

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Am I trapped in a time vortex?

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This is surveillance.
Sometimes we fight the darkness,

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and sometimes...
we observe the darkness.

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And sometimes we
are the darkness.

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Exactly.

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This thief's already robbed five
jewelry stores without being spotted.

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So now, we watch and wait.

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Got it. Makes sense.

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So exciting.

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Stop that.

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Stop that!

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That one's on me.

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What?!

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How'd they get in there?
No one passed by.

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I didn't even see him leave.

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Maybe I'm not good at this.

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I checked inside. They're gone.

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Looks like they took everything.

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Back door's smashed in.

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The only way to this door
is from the street,

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and we didn't see
anyone out there.

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What do we do now?

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We keep surveilling.

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They'll slip up,
and when they do,

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we'll be there with
the swift hand of justice.

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Woo! Hand of justice! Up top!

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Yeah, totally read that wrong.

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I don't understand how
an alarm was triggered,

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but no one saw the thief?

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I know! It's impossible.

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But until we figure it out,

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we're trapped in that
tiny van together.

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I gotta find a hobby.
Maybe origami.

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"Chisme! Chisme!
Read all about it!

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"Click the link to get
the latest hot gossip

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at Dolores Huerta
Middle School"?

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Looks like everyone
got the same text.

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Wait, don't open it.
It could be a phishing scam.

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And what if it isn't?

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We can't be the only
ones not in the loop.

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"Buenos Dias, chicos!"

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"A little birdie told me
that Marcus and Elena

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exchanged a kiss in the
parking lot last Thursday."

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"But not even the hybrid
they were hiding behind

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could save them from the
global warming in their hearts."

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"Tune in every day at 8 A. M.
For more juicy gossip."

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"Tweet, tweet. El Pajarito."
Little birdie? Who is that?

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Did you read it?!

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That's not just hot gossip,
it's piping!

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Call me tech support because
this server is overheating.

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Honestly, it makes sense.

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Marcus was in a really
good mood last week.

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He ate all of his hot dog
and macaroni casserole

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from the cafeteria.

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I didn't even know
that was possible.

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Wait, shh!
There they are.

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So, if this gossip blog
is a thing... who's next?

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Emilio didn't invite Michael
to his birthday party?

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Savage!

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They've been friends
since second grade!

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I heard Emilio doesn't think

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that Michael fits
his vibe anymore.

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I can't believe Ari lied
to us about writing that song

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she performed
at the talent show.

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And when it was actually Izzy!
Who does that to their sister?

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A younger sister.

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Drama alert. 12:00.

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Hey, can you pass me the...

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- Here, here, here.
- Come here.

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- Gracias.
- Sí.

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Sweetie, enough with all the chisme.
It's no good.

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Don't worry, it's harmless.

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Plus, it's, like,
part of our culture.

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No different than
abuela's chisme magazines.

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You know, "Celebs!
They're also wildly insecure!"

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It's not harmless.

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You know how many calls
I've gotten from upset parents?

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I'm just saying,
gossip only seems fun until it's about you.

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It's fine, Mom. It's not like
Violet's got any secrets to hide.

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I'm 13!
How many secrets could I have?

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So, any big plans this week?

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No.

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Y tú, mi amor?

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- Hm?
- Excited to hang out with your work friends

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for Teacher Tuesdays?

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No, they canceled that
a couple of weeks ago.

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I miss it, though.
We always found the best elote.

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It was the highlight of my week.

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- Oh.
- After... all of you guys, of course, duh.

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Good save, Mom.

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Okay! El Pajarito o'clock!

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Let's see what the birdie
has got for us.

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"Good morning, my flock!

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"Guess which group of chickadees

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have been drooling
over Dalan Coleman."

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"That's right.
A love hexagon made up of..."

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"Maya Miller-Martinez."

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"Evita Acosta."

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"Hannah Nguyen."

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"And Violet Rodriguez"?

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Hannah!

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All right,
we gotta figure out who this blogger is.

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I can't just sit back
and let them do this to us.

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Whoa, Ultra Violet
is on the case.

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Yes, she is.

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And that birdie's
gonna regret the day

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they pecked at my friends.

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Hey, you know, I was wondering...

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You don't need to wash the mask.

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It just stays clean.
I don't know how.

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Anyway, I was wondering if I could
borrow that thing that cracks passwords?

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You mean...

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the, the password cracker?

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Yes! That!

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Someone at school has been
spreading gossip on this blog

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and it's hurting my friends.

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So, I wanted to use it
to get into the school's

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surveillance system and
figure out who's behind it.

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That's a lot of words for something
that's not going to happen.

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We only use surveillance
when there's a crime,

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and this blogger's
not a criminal.

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Yeah, maybe not
in the eyes of the law,

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but in the crying eyes
of those victims.

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The blogger deserves
some serious detention.

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You can't guilt me with children's tears.
They mean nothing to me.

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Can we at least get some tacos?

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Fine... but you stay here.

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Keep watch.

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And no pens.

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That was my favorite lamp.

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Let's do this.

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We're in.

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Sick! So, we know
what the gossip is.

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Now we just have to find out
where the tea was spilled

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and who was around
to drink it up.

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Let's start with us.

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Dalan Coleman is so cute!

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He's a Pisces, so I'm thinking

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our wedding colors are
gonna be aquamarine and gold.

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So...

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these eight are our suspects.

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They were close enough
to hear this convo,

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so any of them
could be the blogger.

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Now, we just have to find out
who was there for all of the gossip.

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And whoever that is,
is El Pajarito. Genius!

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I have my moments.

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Okay, but one problem.
There's a lot of footage.

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Hello, my name is Ultra Violet.

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What is it?

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Okay, so these eight suspects

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were around for our
Dalan crush sesh.

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But only five
of them were around

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when Ari admitted to lying
about writing that song.

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Of those, only three could've
experienced the birthday betrayal.

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And only Leah and Chloe

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could've seen
the parking lot peck.

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After the next blog,
we'll review the footage,

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and see which of them
could've known about it,

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and that's our gossip blogger.

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Come on, come on.
I wish I could speed up time.

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"Guess which momma bird
got kicked out of the nest?

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"That's right.

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"Principal Rodriguez
is gonna FOMO

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"when she realizes she's been
booted from Teacher Tuesdays.

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"Question is:
How can she rule the school

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when she's been dethroned
by her subjects?"

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Did the bell ring
or am I hearing things?

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Hm? Enough of this chisme.

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'Kay? Focus on stuff
that matters.

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Like school and... flossing.

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I don't get it. How could Leah and
Chloe not have been on camera?

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It didn't look like
anybody was around

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when the teachers were
talking about your mom.

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Well, someone had to be!

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A lot of good this
password cracker did us.

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- You stole from me.
- Technically, I borrowed.

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And you invaded
people's privacy.

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How would you feel if
I went through your phone

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and mocked your private moments?

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Hey! Give my phone back!

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Can't wait to laugh at the
inner workings of your life!

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Hey! My phone!

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You crossed the line.

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Being a superhero is about
doing right, not doing wrong.

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- I wasn't trying to do wrong.
- But you did.

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Just because you didn't mean to,
doesn't change that.

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You're right... I'm sorry.

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Good.

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But you're still lucha grounded.

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How's cleaning mats for a week?
Without your mask.

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What?! No way!

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Would you prefer toilets?

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- Mats it is.
- Thought so.

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Now, we got a thief to catch,
but what are we missing?

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There's that dog again,
missing its chill.

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Or maybe it's not
missing anything.

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Maybe it's barking at something

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we couldn't see.

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What? Like, something invisible?

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Oh. There!

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Footprints.

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We got a live one.
Let's move!

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You cover the side door,
I'll take the front.

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You may be invisible,
but justice is blind.

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So it doesn't matter.

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Are they gone?
Did we lose 'em?

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No, still here.

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Oh, don't worry. I'm fine.

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Look out for any
signs of movement.

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How am I supposed to do that?
I can't see anyone!

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Go!

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Careful.

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Look!

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Found him.

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Consider yourself bedazzled.

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Not bad... Not bad at all.

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I'll find a broom.

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I'll get the dustpan.

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This is torture.

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I just wish there was
something else we could do.

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Time for class, ladies!

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Geez!

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Where'd you even come from?

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Whether you see me or not,

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I'm always around.

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Now, get to class.

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Wait!

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Whether we see him or not?

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It's Luis! He's El Pajarito.

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That's impossible.
He wasn't in every piece of footage.

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Yeah, but just because
we didn't see him

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doesn't mean he wasn't there.

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He is the hall monitor.

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Exactly!

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He could've been lurking where
the cameras couldn't see him.

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So, to us... he was
practically invisible.

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How will you find out for sure?

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I'm not gonna find out anything.

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Ultra Violet,
on the other hand...

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Ultra Violet?
W-What are you doing here?

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I think you know...
El Pajarito.

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So? It's a blog.

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Why do you care about
middle-school drama anyway?

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You're hurting people
a-and violating their privacy.

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How? I'm just... having fun
and telling the truth.

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It's only fun
until it's about you.

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So, either take down the blog,

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or everyone will know that your hallway
salsa sessions are anything but spicy.

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- W-Wait, h-how did you find out...
- It's all in the hips.

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Fine... I'll stop.

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I guess I'll save my journalism
for real celebrities.

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Sounds like a plan to me.

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So... how'd it go with Luis?

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Did Ultra Violet serve up
a healthy dose of justice?

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Let's just say

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I don't think we're gonna
have any more problems

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with El Pajarito.

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Miss Frizzell, I'm Luis Leon.
I'm sure you've heard of me.

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I'd like to join
the newspaper staff.

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I'll do whatever it takes.

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Well, since there's
literally no requirements...

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Great! I already have
an idea for my first story.

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Who is...

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Ultra Violet?