WEBVTT 00:00:11.766 --> 00:00:14.310 - Even Instagram knows I'm going through a breakup. 00:00:14.352 --> 00:00:16.938 I just got an ad for "singles grave plots." 00:00:16.938 --> 00:00:19.816 - You're not gonna die alone because I'm gonna cremate you 00:00:19.983 --> 00:00:22.360 - Honestly, can we just skip ahead to the cremation part? 00:00:22.360 --> 00:00:24.654 Anything to not feel what I'm feeling right now. 00:00:24.654 --> 00:00:27.032 - Maggie, I know it *** 00:00:27.073 --> 00:00:29.075 - Thought I could be myself with Daniel. 00:00:29.075 --> 00:00:31.202 It's embarrassing when you show yourself to someone, 00:00:31.202 --> 00:00:33.621 and then that's why the relationship ends. 00:00:33.621 --> 00:00:34.789 - Give me his address. 00:00:34.789 --> 00:00:36.207 Thelma's got IBS, and I have a stack of paper bags and a lighter. 00:00:36.207 --> 00:00:37.792 - Thank you. BEN: Hey, Maggie, 00:00:37.792 --> 00:00:39.335 any chance you'd want to go to prom with me tomorrow night? 00:00:39.377 --> 00:00:42.464 - Uh, I don't know. I'll have to ask my parents, 00:00:42.464 --> 00:00:44.799 and they'll be just as confused as I am. 00:00:44.841 --> 00:00:47.218 - Oh, no, no, no. I want you to come as the entertainment, 00:00:47.260 --> 00:00:48.511 um, as a psychic. 00:00:48.553 --> 00:00:50.972 You know, the guy who writes names on rice dropped out. 00:00:50.972 --> 00:00:52.724 He's at the hospital with carpal tunnel. 00:00:54.142 --> 00:00:57.353 - I think one prom in a lifetime is enough for me. 00:00:57.395 --> 00:00:59.564 - Ah, man, I'd love to go to prom as an adult. 00:00:59.564 --> 00:01:01.649 I'd finally get to ask all the teens if it's good or bad 00:01:01.691 --> 00:01:03.193 when people call me "cheugy." 00:01:03.193 --> 00:01:04.444 - You wanna come too, Lou? 00:01:04.444 --> 00:01:07.280 Amy, Dave, and Jessie all said no, and you'd really be saving me. 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:10.950 I can always use another set of eyes to police for vapes and wine bras. 00:01:10.992 --> 00:01:12.494 - Do I look like a narc to you? 00:01:13.453 --> 00:01:14.954 Because I would love to! 00:01:14.996 --> 00:01:16.706 - Oh, great. - Come on, let's go! 00:01:16.706 --> 00:01:18.291 It'll get your mind off Daniel. 00:01:18.291 --> 00:01:19.292 - Plus, if you don't come, 00:01:19.292 --> 00:01:21.377 then I'll have to learn how to write on rice, 00:01:21.419 --> 00:01:24.422 and one of my students' names is "Redlingshafer." 00:01:24.464 --> 00:01:25.465 It can't be done. 00:01:27.175 --> 00:01:30.011 - Uh... okay, fine. 00:01:30.011 --> 00:01:31.554 I will come. - Yes! Oh! 00:01:34.307 --> 00:01:36.684 Not only does he believe in you, 00:01:36.726 --> 00:01:40.897 when you go pro, he gets your jersey number tattooed on his back. 00:01:41.898 --> 00:01:43.566 Actual size. 00:01:47.904 --> 00:01:49.781 Man, these kids are really throwing me off. 00:01:49.823 --> 00:01:51.825 What a bunch of well-adjusted little weirdos. 00:01:51.866 --> 00:01:53.451 - Tell me about it. 00:01:53.451 --> 00:01:54.619 I'm an excellent narc, 00:01:54.619 --> 00:01:57.247 but for some reason, no one thinks I'm cool. 00:01:57.288 --> 00:01:59.541 Actually, saying that out loud, I should've seen that coming. 00:01:59.582 --> 00:02:02.961 - Look... They're all in healthy, supportive relationships. 00:02:03.002 --> 00:02:05.880 I'm starting to think there's something wrong with me. 00:02:05.922 --> 00:02:08.675 - Barkeep, you got anything stronger? 00:02:08.716 --> 00:02:12.679 - I'm a gym teacher, and, um, refreshments aren't for parents. 00:02:14.764 --> 00:02:17.851 - Wow... really twisting the knife. 00:02:18.476 --> 00:02:20.436 - I can't believe that just happened. 00:02:26.568 --> 00:02:29.154 - Sorry, you won't be having ***tonight. 00:02:30.029 --> 00:02:33.449 But if it makes you feel any better, neither will I? 00:02:34.242 --> 00:02:37.495 - Well, I-I see a solution to both our problems. 00:02:37.537 --> 00:02:41.666 Honors Bio taught me it's called a "symbiotic relationship." 00:02:43.251 --> 00:02:45.086 I'm also taking Anatomy. 00:02:47.088 --> 00:02:49.966 - Go get some punch, Kenneth. - Okay, sorry. 00:02:54.554 --> 00:02:57.932 The first time I tried to tie a tie, I passed out. 00:02:57.974 --> 00:02:59.184 All right 00:02:59.225 --> 00:03:00.727 - Trevor got into Penn. 00:03:00.768 --> 00:03:03.438 Why would you tell him to commit to art school? 00:03:03.479 --> 00:03:05.940 You might as well tell him to grow a handlebar mustache now 00:03:05.982 --> 00:03:07.901 because he's goin' straight to being a barista. 00:03:07.942 --> 00:03:08.902 - He's an artist. 00:03:08.943 --> 00:03:10.820 That's what he's going to do with his life. 00:03:10.820 --> 00:03:12.071 - You don't know that, Victor. 00:03:12.113 --> 00:03:15.575 - I think I do, and it is my job to guide these students. 00:03:15.617 --> 00:03:19.120 - Well, lately, you've been guiding angry parents into my office. 00:03:19.829 --> 00:03:21.748 Now talk to Trevor and fix this. 00:03:27.754 --> 00:03:29.255 Look at that. 00:03:29.297 --> 00:03:32.884 - Uh, so, just to be clear... - Oh, that lady's back. 00:03:32.926 --> 00:03:35.094 - That's right. The lady is back. 00:03:35.136 --> 00:03:40.183 Yoga might be a part-time job, but it is a full-time lifestyle. 00:03:40.225 --> 00:03:42.352 - You felt the need to come back and tell us that? 00:03:42.393 --> 00:03:46.522 - No. No, no, no. That's not all. I'm smart, okay? I went to med school. 00:03:46.564 --> 00:03:48.608 - So, you're like a retired doctor? 00:03:48.650 --> 00:03:52.654 - What? No... I dropped out because it was stressful. 00:03:52.695 --> 00:03:54.030 You guys get that, right? 00:03:54.072 --> 00:03:58.701 School is just studying, and overbearing parents, and raging acne. 00:03:59.327 --> 00:04:01.704 Actually, you all have perfect skin. 00:04:01.746 --> 00:04:05.583 - Things are goin' pretty great right now. Gemma just made a boatload on NFTs. 00:04:05.625 --> 00:04:08.169 - Yeah, she literally bought a boat. 00:04:09.796 --> 00:04:11.506 - You die together, holding hands at the age of 102. 00:04:13.091 --> 00:04:14.133 Enjoy. 00:04:16.469 --> 00:04:18.304 - Beat it, kid! This is an emergency. - Ah! 00:04:18.346 --> 00:04:19.681 - Thank you. 00:04:19.722 --> 00:04:24.018 Why is love so easy for these kids, Lou? It makes no sense. 00:04:24.060 --> 00:04:26.104 - They drive Teslas, Maggie. 00:04:26.145 --> 00:04:29.857 And I'm just some cheugy loser who blew off her parents' expectations 00:04:29.899 --> 00:04:31.776 in the name of "personal fulfillment." 00:04:32.860 --> 00:04:36.239 Cheugy is bad, Maggie... Really bad. 00:04:36.281 --> 00:04:39.284 - It's like the second I opened myself up to Daniel, 00:04:39.325 --> 00:04:41.035 he breaks my heart. 00:04:41.077 --> 00:04:43.496 - I still owe money on my PT Cruiser. 00:04:43.538 --> 00:04:46.666 - And now I'm getting hit on by kids in jorts. 00:04:46.666 --> 00:04:50.336 - And according to one kid, I still need that prescription deodorant. 00:04:50.378 --> 00:04:53.131 I gotta get outta here. - What? Why? Where are you going? 00:04:53.172 --> 00:04:55.300 - I'm going through something, Maggie, 00:04:55.341 --> 00:04:59.804 and I have to go home and figure out what the hell an NFT is immediately! 00:05:01.639 --> 00:05:03.391 where's Miss Louise? 00:05:03.933 --> 00:05:06.269 - Ugh, she's so obsessed with becoming a doctor 00:05:06.311 --> 00:05:08.271 that she locked herself in the bathroom to study, 00:05:08.313 --> 00:05:10.940 so I'm alone as usual. 00:05:11.899 --> 00:05:14.319 - You know, sometimes you just have a bad night. 00:05:15.445 --> 00:05:16.821 Hey, Maggie, 00:05:16.863 --> 00:05:18.948 I have two crystal balls you can look into. 00:05:19.407 --> 00:05:23.911 - Dylan, I suggest you take your comments and your rusty wallet chain elsewhere. 00:05:26.289 --> 00:05:27.915 - At least the night's almost over. 00:05:28.624 --> 00:05:31.711 - Listen, Maggie, I know things seem terrible right now, 00:05:31.753 --> 00:05:34.088 but I see great things in your future. 00:05:34.130 --> 00:05:36.716 People are gonna love and appreciate you. 00:05:36.758 --> 00:05:39.594 And those eyebrows are gonna make people jealous someday. 00:05:41.012 --> 00:05:42.013 - Thanks. 00:05:43.056 --> 00:05:45.433 You know, you're kinda like my guardian angel. 00:05:45.475 --> 00:05:51.230 - Oh. "Guardian angel." I like that. 00:05:51.272 --> 00:05:53.441 - What? - I just saw something. 00:05:53.483 --> 00:05:56.819 You will dance with a great guy at prom and you'll be happy. 00:05:56.861 --> 00:06:01.324 - Really? - Yes, sweetie, just not at this prom. 00:06:05.620 --> 00:06:09.749 - Milady... would you be so kind to let me have this dance? 00:06:13.961 --> 00:06:15.046 - Sure, Kenneth. 00:06:16.255 --> 00:06:20.760 - Now, before Mr. Morales does the honors of crowning this year's royalty, 00:06:20.802 --> 00:06:22.678 we have a little surprise. 00:06:24.889 --> 00:06:27.975 - So, the prom committee did some digging on something called MySpace, 00:06:28.017 --> 00:06:32.855 and we thought Mr. M. would like to remember his prom when he was king. 00:06:33.231 --> 00:06:35.358 Aw, they're so in love. 00:06:35.400 --> 00:06:36.776 What do you, uh... 00:06:37.527 --> 00:06:39.904 What do you say we announce the royal court, huh? 00:06:42.490 --> 00:06:45.243 If I don't pass this test, my parents are gonna kill me 00:06:45.243 --> 00:06:48.371 because I'm not gonna get into med school, which means that my brother will win. 00:06:48.413 --> 00:06:50.498 - Do you even want to be a doctor, 00:06:50.540 --> 00:06:53.334 or are you just trying to make your parents happy? 00:06:54.043 --> 00:06:56.462 - I'm sorry, what's the difference? 00:06:57.463 --> 00:06:59.549 - Let's just go to Rena's. 00:06:59.590 --> 00:07:02.802 I hear there's a secret menu and they'll put cheese on your fries. 00:07:02.844 --> 00:07:04.846 - Shut up. Is that real? 00:07:04.887 --> 00:07:07.098 - Duh, I wouldn't lie about cheese. 00:07:07.098 --> 00:07:08.683 - We need to make that a rule. 00:07:08.724 --> 00:07:11.602 We don't lie about cheese. 00:07:11.602 --> 00:07:12.937 - All right, Victor, did you talk to Trevor yet? 00:07:12.979 --> 00:07:15.231 - No... and I'm not going to. 00:07:15.273 --> 00:07:16.315 Excuse me? 00:07:16.357 --> 00:07:18.192 - I'm gonna meet you outside. - Okay. 00:07:18.234 --> 00:07:19.735 He will go to art school, 00:07:19.777 --> 00:07:22.238 and then he will sign with a gallery in Chelsea, 00:07:22.280 --> 00:07:24.866 and have a bitter feud with the maître d' at Balthazar. 00:07:24.907 --> 00:07:28.661 And, yes, he will be a barista, but only for, like, six months. 00:07:28.703 --> 00:07:31.164 - And, uh... how do you know all this? 00:07:31.164 --> 00:07:32.790 - Because I can see the future. 00:07:33.916 --> 00:07:34.959 I'm psychic. 00:07:35.501 --> 00:07:36.836 Psychic. 00:07:37.879 --> 00:07:40.506 Victor, tell me, what else do you see in your crystal ball? 00:07:40.548 --> 00:07:43.759 - Well, I see you having four beautiful grandchildren, 00:07:43.759 --> 00:07:48.264 and you get a DUI on something called a Bird scooter. 00:07:48.306 --> 00:07:50.099 Oh, and there is one more thing. 00:07:50.141 --> 00:07:53.769 It's blurry, but it's getting clearer, it's getting clearer. 00:07:54.687 --> 00:07:57.607 I quit. 00:07:58.900 --> 00:08:01.402 - Well... that was it. 00:08:01.444 --> 00:08:02.945 The only prom we'll ever have, 00:08:02.987 --> 00:08:06.073 and the best part was watching a grown man quit his job. 00:08:07.325 --> 00:08:09.535 I hope we don't feel that way when we see Twilight. 00:08:09.535 --> 00:08:13.164 - Are you kidding my ***? There is no way. Team Jacob. 00:08:13.831 --> 00:08:15.333 - I keep trying to get visions of it, 00:08:15.374 --> 00:08:17.960 but all I see are adult women sobbing in the theater. 00:08:28.888 --> 00:08:30.348 Thought I might find you here. 00:08:30.389 --> 00:08:33.059 Also, your app posts your location. 00:08:33.059 --> 00:08:34.477 - I should turn that off. - Yeah. 00:08:35.228 --> 00:08:38.481 - I'm sorry for ditching you. - It's okay. We both had a rough night. 00:08:38.523 --> 00:08:41.150 At least we got cheesy fries. - Mm-hm. 00:08:44.779 --> 00:08:47.615 - Well, I may not be the psychic in this relationship, 00:08:47.657 --> 00:08:50.493 but I know we're only goin' up from here. 00:08:50.493 --> 00:08:52.620 - Yeah? What do you see, Lou? 00:08:52.662 --> 00:08:54.497 - Well, I'm gonna be a surgeon, 00:08:54.497 --> 00:08:55.957 and you're gonna be married to Pete Wentz, 00:08:55.998 --> 00:08:57.667 and we'll look back on this and laugh. 00:09:01.712 --> 00:09:04.340 I really thought tonight was gonna be a win for us. 00:09:04.340 --> 00:09:06.551 Now I'm questioning every choice I've ever made. 00:09:06.592 --> 00:09:09.262 Like, maybe I shouldn't have quit med school. 00:09:09.303 --> 00:09:13.140 - Lou! You were miserable in med school. You did what was best for you. 00:09:13.182 --> 00:09:16.394 - I used to be so ambitious, Maggie. - You still are! 00:09:16.394 --> 00:09:19.146 You still have that flashcard-wielding freak deep inside of you. 00:09:19.188 --> 00:09:20.439 You just gotta let her out. 00:09:20.648 --> 00:09:23.859 - Who cares if I never made it on a "30 under 30" list? 00:09:23.901 --> 00:09:27.238 I got a new goal, and a cartilage piercing that's finally healed. 00:09:27.238 --> 00:09:30.241 - That is huge. Things are really looking up. 00:09:31.158 --> 00:09:32.827 - And what about you? How are you? 00:09:32.868 --> 00:09:33.828 - You know what? 00:09:34.579 --> 00:09:35.997 I'm actually okay. 00:09:36.956 --> 00:09:41.294 At first, it was... it was rough seeing all those teens in love. 00:09:41.335 --> 00:09:43.546 - Oh, yeah, you hate to see that. 00:09:43.546 --> 00:09:46.591 - But maybe... it was good for me? 00:09:46.632 --> 00:09:51.262 Like... it was a reminder that love is still out there. 00:09:52.972 --> 00:09:55.850 - Uh, I just got full-body chills. - Yeah. 00:09:55.850 --> 00:09:59.061 Somebody's gonna love me for who I really am, visions and all. 00:09:59.770 --> 00:10:02.315 - Well, you know, someone already does. 00:10:02.356 --> 00:10:04.567 - Mm, thanks, Lou. I love you, too. 00:10:04.984 --> 00:10:05.985 - You know what? 00:10:06.611 --> 00:10:08.904 I need to celebrate. - Ooh. 00:10:08.946 --> 00:10:11.240 - Hopefully, this is vodka and not wine cooler. 00:10:18.039 --> 00:10:20.625 Hey, you know what I just remembered? - Huh, prom ***? 00:10:20.666 --> 00:10:22.335 - These cheese fries give me heartburn. 00:10:22.376 --> 00:10:25.588 - Just gotta keep eating through the pain. - Challenge accepted. 00:10:28.799 --> 00:10:32.053 - So, how was prom? Dance with anyone? 00:10:32.094 --> 00:10:34.096 - I think you know the answer to that. 00:10:34.847 --> 00:10:36.349 Ugh, I'm just glad it's over. 00:10:36.390 --> 00:10:38.601 Thank god we're both done with high school. 00:10:38.601 --> 00:10:41.187 - I know. That dress code was oppressive. 00:10:41.187 --> 00:10:43.230 They wouldn't let me wear any of my silk robes. 00:10:43.272 --> 00:10:45.149 They have lapels. It's business casual. 00:10:46.776 --> 00:10:50.488 - I just wanted to tell you, Angel... I'm really proud of you. 00:10:50.529 --> 00:10:53.824 - I'm proud of me, too. But for what specifically? 00:10:54.158 --> 00:10:56.285 - For being unapologetically you. 00:10:56.911 --> 00:10:57.912 - Aw. 00:11:00.581 --> 00:11:03.668 - I gotta go. That must be Lou coming back for her leftovers. 00:11:03.709 --> 00:11:04.710 - Bye, baby. 00:11:05.378 --> 00:11:06.962 - L... Oh, hi. - Hi. 00:11:06.962 --> 00:11:08.506 - Hey, come in. - Are you okay? 00:11:08.506 --> 00:11:10.341 - Oh, yeah, I... I'm... - I was just looking around, and I didn't see you there. 00:11:10.341 --> 00:11:13.427 - so sorry. I didn't mean to leave early. I just... - No, no, no. It, it... It's all good. 00:11:13.469 --> 00:11:14.512 It's all good. 00:11:14.512 --> 00:11:17.765 But you did miss Alec and Kurt winning prom kings. 00:11:17.765 --> 00:11:18.766 - Ahh. 00:11:19.558 --> 00:11:21.102 And crowned by a former king. 00:11:21.102 --> 00:11:25.815 - Oh, about that... - Yeah, so you secretly had a great prom. 00:11:25.815 --> 00:11:29.235 - Actually... right before that picture was taken, 00:11:29.235 --> 00:11:31.362 that was the first time Jessie and I broke up. 00:11:31.362 --> 00:11:34.365 - Ah. - Sometimes a photo doesn't tell the full story. 00:11:35.991 --> 00:11:36.992 - I know what you mean. 00:11:38.119 --> 00:11:41.163 - So, am I still part of the miserable prom club? 00:11:41.205 --> 00:11:44.417 - I guess I won't revoke your membership card just yet. 00:11:44.458 --> 00:11:47.086 - I did bring this. 00:11:47.962 --> 00:11:49.422 Kenneth thought you should have it. 00:11:49.422 --> 00:11:50.673 - Sweet, sweet Kenneth. 00:11:52.383 --> 00:11:55.010 He is tenacious. I will give him that. 00:11:56.303 --> 00:11:58.431 - I thought you should have it, too. 00:12:01.475 --> 00:12:03.310 Thanks for coming tonight, Maggie. - Yeah. 00:12:03.686 --> 00:12:05.312 - You're welcome. - Students loved it. 00:12:06.439 --> 00:12:08.065 Good night. - Night. 00:12:41.056 --> 00:12:42.141 - Victor Hart? 00:12:42.141 --> 00:12:45.144 - Yes, I would like to change my name to Angel. 00:12:45.144 --> 00:12:49.857 That's A-N-G-E-L, as in guardian, as in touched by, as in hair pasta. 00:12:49.857 --> 00:12:52.526 - Got it. - Wow. Well, that was super easy. 00:12:52.568 --> 00:12:55.654 I wanna thank you for being a part of this monumental moment in my life. 00:12:55.696 --> 00:12:56.655 - You are very welcome, sir. 00:12:56.655 --> 00:12:59.200 - I'mma go to Starbucks now and watch them spell it wrong on a cup. 00:12:59.241 --> 00:13:01.660 - Great, but first, you'll head down to the Social Security Office 00:13:01.702 --> 00:13:03.204 and change your Social Security card. 00:13:03.245 --> 00:13:05.331 Then you'll swing by the DMV and get a new license. 00:13:05.331 --> 00:13:07.249 After that, head straight to the bank and change your fi... 00:13:07.291 --> 00:13:08.125 - You know what? 00:13:08.125 --> 00:13:09.960 I'm just gonna tell people to call me Angel. 00:13:09.960 --> 00:13:13.380 I'm wearing all white. They'll get it. Thank you.